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Well, there’s a wtf if ever I saw one.
You can’t get much more wtf than that.
*squeezes starfish*
Did you teach everyone my teleportation trick? Everyone’s teleporting! D:
*squeeze*
I tried to keep it on the DL.
“DL”?
Distilled Lager
Oh.
Baby puzzle WIN!
Hmmm. Only FAIL I see here is the lack of Sig Sauer representation…
*facepalm*
no its down low
“down low”
No, No, It’s Destructive Learning.
It all makes sense now.
Damn Liberals!
Damned Democrats!
Lemoncrates?
Crates of cheeky monkeys?
You seem to miss the point…
Yes I do. Us fruitcakes don’t have a very good sense of points, ya know.
I bet Starfish does!
thug life starts early!
kids need to know their guns nowadays
Damn Americans and damn Germans!
Damn German-Americans!
Don’t exclude the Swedish.
*ALWAYS excludes the Swedish*
Good thing I’m Canadian!
I was just damned three times!
Lol. *adds a 50% of sparta to aik’s genome*
Damn damning Americano-Germano-Swedish…ano…. people.
Damn people! All of ‘em!
Thats more than half aiki!
The other half is Hobbesian Tiger.
That’s almost 50%.
Is there any other type?
B Positive?
Type O Negative.
Don’t be so bloody negative, Arthur.
If being negative keeps people away, then is Arthur an antibody?
Negative.
I positively disagree.
As an American of German descent who was born in Sweden…I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this thread.
*is neutral*
W8 a second, where does it say this is a baby puzzle on the puzzle, it could just be a normal puzzle……it doesnt say baby puzzle…..
I do find that puzzling… .
Yeah…that puzzle would be a real challenge for anyone who understands object permanence.
On the off chance that happymonkey is serious: There is a little red knob on each piece. The preschooler (it is for preschoolers, not babies) places the piece in the hole.
Baby Puzzle WIN! (UT)
Obviously, you’re more of an optimist that I am.
It’s pernounced “So-crates”
It’s pronounced “pro-nounced”…
Your 1st FAIL…
no no no its delirious logger
Down Low my friend as in “keep it on the down low, yo.
You forgot the ” on the end.
But it still got leaked to the public!
*tosses up missing ” *
Lol, just as I say it! XD
Word, dog.
Word, cat.
True dat, cat.
True this, penguin.
Tux?
Okey dokey artichoke…….okay nevermind.
Haha! I laughed so hard my pants dropped! xD
*sneaks out of the room hoping nobody noticed*
Note to self, avoid humour in Norway…
*sneaks back in*
uhm… I forgot my pants…
*sneaks back out*
Wasn’t it good, Norwegian…uh…wood?
*flies*
Thanks Judy.
*Cleans up coffee*
Have a ShamWow, babe.
for further help with understanding our gangsta lingo, clicky. (took long enough to find it.)
Random animals, I thought they were short concise statement with internal rhyme that implicitly stated agreement. Boy did I fail.
delicious llama
delicious llamas!
Yay! I’m a llama again! Wait…
Double Listing
*died laughing*
Dead Lemming
Didn’t listen. Just followed the others off the cliff.
Dropped limply.
Duck!
Dual Lightsaber
*woosh woosh woosh*
*cut in half*
Blaaarg
filet-o-duck?
Llama, llama, duck?
yes, FB is slow here, and I am impatient. *seeks instant gratification*
oh *blushes* now I get it…good one star fish
Richard! How air ya? Bar open yet? It’s almost noon, here.
*thought Richard was Strategist, not Abstract*
*missed the reference* who’s Richard?
Oops.
All my strategists are abstract.
Well, how about you, abstract? Can you tend bar?
It’s almost 1:00 p.m. now (eastern) and I’m still dry.
There, there…
*pat pat pat*
If you try to jump over that creek over there, you won’t be dry anymore.
I know! Who’s the retard who designs these things?
Charlton Heston?
The same guy as the balloon maze, for sure.
Maybe it’s a puzzle for adults?
*RIFL*
*pokes the admiral*
You’ll pay.
*hands the admiral $6.73*
That’s not what he meant, FSA…..he has a Dragon at his back, you know.
Ya mean gaynorvader?
No.
Dragon Writer?
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
But your pic is a black parrot!
It is not! And I didn’t claim to be that dragon, you know. There is no substitute for her!
I never said you were dragonwriter. I just said your pic is a black parrot.
*facepalm*
OW. *puts ointment on face*
*headdesk*
He didn’t palm YOUR face.
Are you sure?
*THWACKS FSA with the shellacked mackerel*
thank you Avis
That mackerel hasn’t been used lately, it’s getting dusty.
*THWACKS FSA again to knock off the dust*
*takes mackerel*
*THWACKS FSA just for fun*
NOW he needs the ointment.
Holy Mackerel, what happened here?
Ouch, poor FSA…
*Hands FSA some baconlube*
Uh, guys? I think we may have over-thwacked. Just a little.
*stares at mangled mess of fruitcake lying on the ground*
*takes mackerel*
*attempts to eat it*
Yick!
Yes, I tried that a month ago aiki, and I don’t recommend it. At least not without first guzzling a fifth of WN’s tequila when he isn’t looking.
*Grabs WN’s secret stash*
Wow… treasure trove.
*Drinks heartily*
*takes mackerel, smacks self by accident*
Ouch!
*Takes fruitcake to use for re-gifting*
Yes, I have a list of people that deserve old fruitcake.
*whispers*
Psst! aiki – pass some of that this way, wouldja?
*hands over the mackerel*
*drops the mackerel*
*passes bottle of WN’s precious cabo wabo*
*passes Judy a fragment of fruitcake smeared with remnants of shellacked mackerel*
That is what you asked for, right?
Ewwwww, no!
Damn. After all this thwacking, does this mean I can’t *FOOOOOOM!!!!* him?
Ah, the hell with it.
*thwacks Fruitcake with the halibut and plants a foot on his chest when he hits the ground*
*FOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
*dusts away little crispy crumbs of fruitcake*
Be nice to my Admiral…yes?
Ouch. He did pay, all right.
*goes back to work after smoke clears*
She means Dragonwriter. Dragonwriter is Starsky to Admiral’s Hutch.
I just said “dragon writer?” but yeah, ok. :S
You guessed two out of three dragons.
She’s the cheese to his macaroni.
I love that quote!
The jelly to his peanut butter.
Who eats macaroni these days, anyways? :S
Me, and often.
She’s the eggs to his toast.
The Cheech to his Chong.
Erm…..
The chocolate chips to his cookies.
The Bacon to his Lube?
She’s the butter to his popcorn.
The gun to his bullets?
the fruit to his cake!
The Dragonwriter to his Admiral Apparent
The tick to his tock?
The Hootie to her Blowfish?
The sparkly duct tape to his…..I still can’t figure this one out.
Jinx!!!
… gay MacGyver?
She’s the twinkle to my stars; the healing to my scars.
She’s the pealing to my clang; the sweetness to my tang.
She’s the grinning to my leer; the better of my peer.
*sob* That’s so sweet!
Wow….
*copies Admiral’s post*
This could be useful some day.
“grinning to my leer”???
*thwack!*
Git your mind out of the gutter!
@ AA
Well done!
*ouch!*
Hey, it’s fully out of the gutter and in the middle of the street.
But “leer” just doesn’t sound very romantic. Maybe he meant “Lear”, as in Shakespeare? But tragedies aren’t very romantic either.
Oh! How tragic!
Wow. This is the most amazing thread I think I’ve ever read.
I love you guys.
*dashes a tear away*
(And trust me…a leer can be a VERY romantic thing!)
He’s serious, you’ll pay.
I already paid him.
:[
Aaaah! An angry robot!
Uh oh…he’s serious!
Domo Arrigato Mr. Roboto.
HA HA HA HA!!! “RIFLE”!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
*gets stomach cramp from laughing so hard*
Ow…
*gives ointment for LaughingStomach syndrome*
*rubs ointment on tummy*
Aaaaaahhhhh…..
*hands judy a new book on “How to remove LaughingStomach syndrome”*
Oh, Judy…you’re such a pistil!
Oh, shoot, Admiral!
(Yeah – “pistil” – I got it. Hence – “shoot”)
You musket up very early to beat AA to the pun.
*leans over to smooch the Admiral*
*slips and falls over*
*lands on fanny*
Well, damn. I blundered that buss all right.
*gallops up on colt(revolver)*
Hi guys!
Our Admiral’s no flash in the pan.
*Puts a wheel-lock on the Moomin*
SQUEEZE!
*applauds*
*helps applaud*
*standing ovation*
*claps a few times out of bordom*
*Closes fruitcake box*
*Stamps “If undeliverable treat as abandoned” on box*
*Drops box in mail bin*
*standing ovation*
*round of applause*
Twas deviltry I say!
rick on 10 commandments….well, at least it’s something to fall asleep to after eating too much Thanksgiving turkey. *props to TCM*
*rock, not rick
Looks like the Chinese are still using “lead” paint on children’s toys…
{/awfulPun}
That’s a loaded statement.
Will this start a gun run?
*Sees gun-run in the cross hares*
*riffles through box of available puns*
*shoots through his punidex*
Who triggered this pun run?
It all revolves around this question.
I know but it seems like a loaded question.
Ahh… comment eaten.
It is a loaded question you know.
*Pours more CaboWabo down aiki’s mouth, attempting to increase current 50% level*
Oh shoot, I broke the run again!
This is gunna get me in trouble…
Since I am already on the slide, why not?
*drinks*
angry rabbits?
*cough* *cough*
*hacks up a luger*
Why not? Nothing beretta to do.
Brewski
May 7th, 2009 at 7:14 am
These guys are gunning for a lawsuit.
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????????
Why’d you post that for him when he’s 9mm away?
laziness? IDK
I think the point was hollow?
I’d say you hit the bullseye with that one!
Well it is a barrel of laughs.
Just trying to help you get him in your sights!
Thanks Judy, that was right on target!
BTW, I’ve been trying to ask you a question for over a day, but you’re always a fail ahead of me. See post near top of previous fail…
On my way…brb
Reply posted!
*smooch!*
Thanks, I was afraid I’d hit a nerve by referencing something closet used in a bigoted tirade (in his trollish youth).
*moves on*
Well, shoot, I think it is.
*ahem* “Will”, not is.
Will Penny?
Woops, you just shot yourself in the foot there =|
Mornin’ to you, k-k-k-katy! Take off your jacket and stay awhile.
Sad thing is, this passed through quality control, meaning someone thought that this was a good idea.
I found it in a shop of products from China. Ih these shops are always crazy toys!!
By the way, I live in Madrid-Spain
2:6, hmm?
Felicidades por su fail. I can’t even get mine posted on the voting page…
Uh…you?
Haha..just kidding yo
Or ‘what were they thinking’ would work as well.
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Good morning!
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*squeeze*
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Super squeezes are in order today.
*supah squeeeeeeze*
*smelts a new sign, ready to be posted in the comments of this fail*
(squeezes trigger)
Mornin’, powerful Velvet!
Rainy where you are? We’re in a brief respite. Still cloudy and dreary, though. With more rain to come.
I wonder if Ninja or Boggy will show up today? :S
We actually have sunshine this morning! But, SHHH! Don’t tell anyone or it might run away. And very warm, too. High of 86 expected today.
It’s cloudy where I live.
Still sunny and hot here.
*uses kid with swine flu to lure out Ninja*
*squeezes everyone, especially the swine flu*
*squeezes Mal, with protective mask on*
*licks WHatIKnow’s hand*
Sharing means caring!
*wipes hand on jeans* hmmm. minty fresh!
*refuses to go into THOUSANDS of licking jokes that are appearing in my brain.*
Oh, really?? Do tell!
*takes a licking but keeps on clicking*
This is one long ass nest…
(Long ones wont nest below this ass)
Rainin’ over here.
geez, i don’t know. I seem to remember Ninja being involved in the *facepalm* incident. Mind if i ask your current socioeconimic status?
Redneck puzzle win!
I totally disagree. That puzzle is a WIN!! If I had kids, I would absolutely buy that puzzle for them. A better puzzle idea would be to actually help them figure out how to load the guns with bullets.
sorry I miss the fail here.
Great… if you want rodeo children. Or something.
Now on sale in South Central!
Our children may be falling behind on mathmatics and the sciences, but they sure can tell the difference between a Glock and a Smith and Wesson.
And a Magnum.
No Glock, but there is a HK P7… classy!. (And why *two* Desert Eagles?)
PS, I am the only one here professional enough to handle this puzzle.
That’s a bang-up birthday present!
For texans only?
These guys are gunning for a lawsuit.
By the kids?
Shoot, can’t you spot a pun-run when you see it?
I think we’re working on one up there *points*
Yes I knew it brewski, I’m just no good with gun pun runs.
Then how about not interrupting them?
*applauds Arthur.* Thank you kind sir. *squeeze*
>_<
*squeeze*
Sometimes learning seems to be a slow process.
Us fruitcakes have a hard time with learning some things.
I’ll teach you some basics:
1. It’s not good to reply to each and every comment. Especially when you don’t have something funny to contribute.
2. Try to go with the flow. Take a look at my “Damn Liberals” comment and its context. Notice that it was one of the comments “explaining” ‘DL’? That would have been a good chance for you to make up an own ‘DL’-comment. Or to remain silent (see 1.).
3. Safety.
4. Don’t get between the Admiral and Dragonwriter.
5. In general, don’t annoy the regulars here.
6. Profit!
Nice….but did you also refer him to our ever growing list of overused failblog comments? I forgot which fail that was even on.
This public service announcement was brought to you by Arthur Eld, for the preservation of failblog humo(u)r association.
Yeah, great. I typed like an idiot and now he’s gone. When he returns somebody else will have to do that!
*copies to clipboard for future use.*
*Takes notes*
*Pays particular attention to numbers 3 & 6*
Can we get those rules posted on the front door?
There’s a front door?!
*looks around for fabled front door*
This is not a door.
There should be one. Then we could lock the trolls out!
They come out of the woodwork, there seems to be no help for it.
Yes!!! I just pulled off Avis’s magic trick from yesterday. (further up in this thread) I hope ninja is around to be jelous.
The Anti-Trolls seem to be working pretty well lately.
We’ve crushed a number of Trolls…
*thinks we need more then one Boggy*
Your list is disordered…
Safety’s first!
Unless there are trolls around…
No, sorry. Safety is always third.
Sofaking, I’m not sure how the hell you did that but, bravo! It usually doesn’t work if the posts have that much time between them.
I am just sofaking slow with pressing the “add comment” button. But seriously, did we really scare FSA away? He had a lot of…….spirit.
I’m impressed, SK.
Thank you!! BTW “spirit” means I think he was drunk.
Then he was also drunk yesterday. Same behaviour.
I still don’t know how the hell you guys do that nesting trick.
I do. But I won’t tell you.
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(Check out Avis’ explanation in yesterdays video fail.)
Thanks Arthur. Missed most of that yesterday.
Hang-overs will do that.
More of an attention whore than Sparky?
*pokes*
What is it with you and poking? This ain’t Facebook, kid.
*jabs Judy*
I remember when you were a mouse
I’ve blossomed since then, Mal.
*skewers Malicite*
*admires Judy’s petals*
*admires Judy’s thorns that skewer*
Hee!
A rose by any other name would skewer as sweet!
Hey, B – I moved your comment up there for ya! ^^
Thanks Judy!
*squeeze*
It’s a test they use in Texas. If the boys prefer the girly guns over the manly ones, they deport them. Or just send them to Austin.
Yup, only steers and queers.
Texans and guns – NOT a joking matter. They are crazy!!
Yeah, and Utahns are not far behind.
Come visit SoCal sometime, be sure to visit the Compton gift shop, where all the good gangsta rappers get their glocks.
Yeah, thanks for the invite WIK but I think I will pass.
Sadly I can think of at least 3 acquaintances who would be thrilled to bits to find this in a toy store. Thankfully none of them are close enough to ever buy my kid a gift.
*buys N/A the puzzle*
*pays for the shipping*
*steals one of the pieces*
*places postage on the box*
Since when do ninjas use guns?
I bought it for you, not me. See my thread down there. vvvFSA seems to be doing a bit too much poking….
It must come naturally to him.
It’s a well known fact that fruitcakes poke stuff alot.
I thought the opposite was true, them generally being round and all.
I thought it was they are poked a lot by people trying to figure out what the fruitcake really is.
Doorstops, they are doorstops.
That explains so much!
The heart is in the right place, just a little overzealous.
It’s OK to let the children play with them. They all have the red trigger safety lock on.
Good observation, PoodleGroomer!
But on a gun safety red = dead! And they aren’t all in the trigger guard.
Huh? Yeah, I can tell you’re at 60 percent, aiki. Get something to eat before you get sick. Here, have some mackerel.
Do I have to be the one to say this is a baby puzzle win?
Are you a baby hater? They are our future…you will need them to change your diapers one day.
Hey, babies are gonna need to know how to protect themselves from aliens!
and zombies! you can’t just start them with the game loads!
well…. maybe growing with gun attitude may help us in futere wars =P
Where are you at? Us Americans are damn good at wars, past, present and
future…er…futere?
Yeah we even fight some for no reason whatsoever!
USA!
USA!
figtittude for the win!!
*sings*
Cheer them on to their rivals, cause America dies if America says its so
thats paraphrasing, please hold for clickie.
Aha! *clicky my nicky*
Clicky your nicky? I don’t even know you!!!!!!
*detaches strings* Oh, well…ok. If that’s what you wish. *walks away*
*takes LEILA’s strings for future use*
wtf i didnt get much of what u just said…. XD
Click My Name for the video to the song I was singing up there.
Hey, we don’t just fight wars we have no business fighting, we even allow everyone to come in without any restrictions. YAY!
*starts listening to Immigrant Song by led Zeppelin*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHH
communication breakdown?
What? Sorry…I can’t hear you.
My technician says you can hear us.
*damn technician*
Interview fail…..awesome.
There are so many things wrong with that concept.
You said it! *shudders*
*scans post for word “it”*
Nope, I don’t see that word, I did not say “it”.
*pulls out wallet to pay attention $4*
*Watches attention buy $4 worth of sweets*
He’s never going to shut up now!
That little bastard!!
AAAHHH!!!
Stop saying that word!
THAT WORD!!!
NI!
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm
KnnnnnGHIT!!!
Ni!
Is it just me or do we all seem to especially silly today?
*tosses a “be” up to that sentence*
*honks red clown nose*
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I especially sillied 8 different times today.
Well, you have all the time in your hand in that back office…I can understand.
I will speak for myself — I am NEVER silly. I am always reserved and very serious about who I am and what I do on a daily basis. I am a grown up afterall.
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*tickles Avis*
*pounces gaynorvader*
*bites Fruitcake again*
*looks for Moomin for potato insertion*
Argh! Oh! Hello LEILA, you startled me!
LEILA startles all of us.
*giggle*
Leila, I’m afraid those actions don’t make you silly….they make you a sex offender. (where did you get the arms to tickle anyone with?)
Great! Haul me away to jail then. You don’t want sex offenders roaming about in free society.
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…and who says I was using my arms anyway?
what were you using then? (be descriptive, send pictures) *wink*
I want sex offenders roaming about free in society, as long as they’re not too offensive.
Hee!
*POUNCE*
Ha!! Take that, LEILA!
*on the ground trying to recover* Hello Brewski! Nice of you to join in this silliness that doesn’t really apply to me.
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You’ve been working out?
Well yes, but I’m not sure that 12-oz curls count.
Especially considering those weights get lighter with every lift.
Hmm, I never thought about that.
*makes note in workout log to increase number of repetitions*
(Nice to see you Avis, how ya doing? Have you fully recovered from your hangover yet?)
Yeah, hangover is gone, has been for a couple of days. Now I’m just relishing the freedom of no guests and no schedules. I love my friends, but I always enjoy the first couple of days alone again.
I try to inject at least 3 doses of silly daily. It helps me stay as sane as possible. (Which to be honest is closer to insane on the scale.)
Why not go mad?
I thought I was a lemon.
Spent the day jumping in and out of a lake that thought it was a gin and tonic.
At least I think it thought it was a gin and tonic.
*backs slowly away from Moomin*
*Advances on Moomin*
*whispers in ear*
I hated the movie.
*remains uncomfortably close to Moomin*
Me too
*squeeze*
*takes a running jump towards the cliff edge*
*flips*
*SQUEEZES the Moomin mid-flip*
*lands on face in the sand*
Uh..that was Granny’s lake, and that wasn’t gin & tonic…
u’re right…. well lets keep the “defend from zombies, aliens and robots” concept
There is always a fear of a zombie apocolypse and/or Wolfacolypse
*clicky*
PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!
not sure why that landed up there but hey
I think you’ve done enough ‘playing’ in the last blog granny. Give yourself a break already.
she don’t eat meat, but she sure like a bone
good bye
I’m gonna miss granny’s off the cuff remarks.
I’m just gonna miss granny.
For ever
and ever
and ever.
Teach a kid how to use a gun, and they’re safer for it. Unless you just want to ban all guns *shudder*.
i dont know why but… almost every post is off topic… why cant u people just talk about the fail?
Why can’t you?
No!
It’s a children’s puzzle with guns.
It’s not for children, it’s for gangstas.
it is for gangsta’s childrens =P
Indeed, because real gangsters don’t need to pretend to have guns.
I OBJECT to your empty comments Ale!
I second that!
cue WN with the ayn thing that I completely do not get.
Ayn Rand–her philosophy is called Objectivism. Leila yells “OBJECT” all the time.
No she doesn’t!
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I OBJECT your LEILA yells “OBJECT” all the time.
hey… forgive me ok? dunt be so mean …. =(
Forgiven.
As penance, you must take charge of the regular cleaning and refilling of the bukkit.
Forgiven but never let that happen again.
Yah… I can see why this is a “fail.” They should have made the toddlers match the gun to the type of bullets it takes. Kids won’t learn anything this way…
This way when bullets are taxed out the ass, your kids will know which go to which gun when some guy on the street corner is selling them out of his trenchcoat.
yeah idd i was also disappointed when i saw you didn’t have to match guns to bullets.. meh
BABY ALVIS KILLED FOR YOUR SINS
Who is Baby Alvis?
*jumps out of nowhere*
idk, well that was a waste of time!
Hey, where is nowhere exactly? I’ve been looking for it. You should know since you’ve just jumped out of it.
Watch Courage the Cowardly Dog and you’ll find it!
I love Courage the Cowardly Dog. I haven’t seen it in aaaaaaaaages!!!
it’s a Sealab 2021 joke… if you havent seen it you need to
CIA training WIN!!!
KIA training WIN!!!
MIB training WIN!!!
FBI training WIN!!!
DUI training WIN!!!
DOA training WIN!!!
UTI training… uh, yeah, SO not a win!
Um…ew(?)
*crosses legs*
*winces*
Am I right? *starts pouring cranberry juice for anyone who needs it*
*snork*
I love how all the women reacted to this one…
*holds out glass for some cranberry juice*
*pours some cranberry juice for Dragon* Cheers!!!
Guns don’t kill people…Puzzles do!
Hmmm. This could lead to a baby boom.
*laughs*
*squeezes ankle*
Busy times, my friend?
*squeezes ankle*
Howdy Arthur my friend. How are you today?
Been at a seminar on . . . . . .sewer design! Woohoo.
My mind should be in the gutters I guess
*tickles*
I’m alright, thank you. Missed you, though. Was the seminar good? And how’s life treating you in general? Did you figure out what to do with your Wednesdays?
Yay! Jolly good to hear. I’d rather be here than at seminars.
Life’s turned out alright, at the moment I have no set plans for my time.
If the weather’s nice, may take to exploring when it’s not packed with weekend tourists.
Sounds nice! But due to my stereotype the weather is NEVER nice in Britain.
I should put the qualifier ‘If the weather is nice by British Standards, I shall go adventuring’
It’s a dangerous business, Moomin, going out of your door. You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Do you know that this road might lead you directly to Cheney’s house?
Hehe, nice ref.
This fail has certainly been a blast!
Yes, although my posts often seem to backfire.
It could be worse, you could be shooting blanks!
It’s a babe in arms. We should put a cap on these comments.
You want I should pop a cap in your ass? Well, okay, if you insist…
Someone hand me the Potato gun, please!
MOOMIN!! I’ve been looking for you.
*Tugs on LEILA’s sleeve and points*
There’s The MOOMIN!
*crosses arms and points in both directions*
He went thataway!
*eyes The Moomin Skeptically, whispers to LEILA*
I think it’s a trick.
You could be right.
Looks like a boobie trap.
Did she trap your boobie too?
If I trap em, should I keep em?
*could be useful as bait*
FBI training FAIL
CIA wins.
Can’t tell if that price tag is in pounds or euros…. either way, good to see that psychotic gun mania is not just confined to the good ol US or A. (Wait, did I say “good”? I mean “terrifying”.)
Uh, interesting name ya got there. Fan of organ poker?
Where’s the fail? This is sweet…
No question this is a Baby Puzzle Win!!!!!!! When are you people going to learn?
As soon as we finish this puzzle.
That’s right. remember 9mm, 9mm para, .38 special, .357magnum, .40cal, 10mm, .41 cal, . 44 magnum and .45acp. The smaller bullets go with the Barbie’s purse guns.
*Is comfortably certain that Poodle isn’t British*
Definitely American … from Texas even.
American? Yes. Texan? No.
How did you figure?
In the 1630′s my ancestors were told that England would be a better place to live in if we persued the new opportunities in the new western colonies. They were very persuasive with their swords, bayonetts, and chains. Sorry we have lost contact with the old family ties. We’ve been busy, but you could have written.
I think it’s great! Kids need to start learning about the wonders of firearms as early as possible.
This isn't a fail at all! Only babies use guns. A real man fights with his nunchucks.Bare fists. Just sayin’.
Or his throwing stars.*admires Ninja’s stars*
*shows LEILA his freshly sterilized katana*
You don’t want to get on the wrong side of this beer bottle I’m holding!!
*grimaces menacingly*
Real men can solve differences without fighting.
Well, that's boring.If women ruled the world, what would all the armies do? Sit around playing cards?
Think about the unemployment rate! And Avis – it takes only one to start a fight…
Are you kidding?! We’d be going to DEFCON 1 every 28 days!
The women could all train in the crafts of Lucretia Borgia and Agrippina.
Some of you kiddies had puzzles of doggies ruff ruff and moo cows or dump trucks or fruits and veggies or the United States, that was what was needed to be taught to you all. But this is branching out. Some kiddies need to learn about different things.
See, sweetie, that’s a Colt model 1911 with .45 ACP rounds right next to it. And that’s a Baretta Model 92 soldiers are issued now. And, look sweetie, a Glock 17, a Sig Sauer P226, an H&K USP. And see, they all fire 9mm Parabellum rounds… There’s a Smith & Wesson, a Charter Arms, a Taurus and they are all called “Revolvers”. Those others are “Semi-automatics”. And those are Magnum rounds, sweetheart, and those are frangible rounds. And these over here are Teflon-coated to penetrate Kevlar vests and are usually called “cop-killers”…. Hey! Take that snub-nose .38 outta your mouth! And quit drooling on the .357 Magnum!
See, I didn’t have one of those puzzles when I wuz a kid. I had to learn all that crap the hard way, by READIN’, god forbid! Don’t know what’s good about knowing this mess, ‘cept if somebody pulls something on me I can identify what it is. And my brother-in-law’s a cop, so he and I can converse for hours.
I can’t believe there is no 1911 on that puzzle. What idiot made this and left out a 1911?
I know. They also left off the Luger, too, which I don’t understand since it’s got a Euro price tag. Kiddies do need to develop a sense of history, for Pete’s sake. Plus, there’s this-
And sweetheart, you see that cartridge next to that Luger? It’s the 9mm Parabellum! All these other 9mm guns use the exact same cartridge design. One hundred years old, sweetie! Ain’t that cool? When I get done, sweetie gonna to know her stuff.
Maybe there’s another puzzle with the 1911 and the Luger and the Colt Peacemaker and the Derringer and the Pepperpot and…. Also, is there a puzzle with tank and aircraft silhouettes? Ain’t to early to start that, either.
Second Amendment Win!
What kind of alphabet is this?
the gun-phebet, it goes:
AR-15, Barret M82, Colt M1911, Dragunov, Enfield SA80, Famas, Galil, HK G36, Ingam Model 10, Johnson LMG, KAC SR-25, L1A1 Rifle, M16,Nagant M1895 revolver,Objective Individual Combat Weapon program, Pancor Jackhammer, Quality Firearms,Ruger Mini-14, S&W Number 1, Thompson M1A1, UZI, Vickers machine gun, Walther P99 Compact, Yesaul, Z84 , Now I sung My Gun-B-C’s, next time won’t you sing with me
It’s not a fail, it’s just a ghetto kids puzzle!
desinged by colombine education.
What? It can’t be still to early for that…
That’s not fail! That is a five gallon bucket so full of WIN it’s slopping win over everything else! Where do I get one?
What’s the problem? A baby needs to defend itself too. I don’t see anything in the 2nd amendment about any age requirement. You think a baby should just let any other baby steal his toys? Hell no! The baby should just pull out his “Baby’s First Glock” 22 caliber pistol and defend what is his!!!
I feel like I ahve seen this fail before
wow, theres a fail if I ever have seen one, every knows that putting a barbie next to a baby puzzle really screws up the feng shui of the store
I’d buy it for my son. I’m already teaching him the basics of gun safety.
Probably for sale on the NRA website.
daddy, mommy, i want ‘dessert’ eagle after dinner, and can i have sum more Sig-Sauce for my beretta burger and clips…
did u just witness what i did there folks?
I’d call this a *win*. But then I’m bad and evil.
ah consulting ur burnt side?
I don’t get it, this website’s f’ed up… None of the comments make any sense, wtf is up with you people, LOL ?
How is this a FAIL?
The guns aren’t loaded!
The REALLY sad part is how many of you pathetic fools are afraid of pictures of inanimate objects.
well, at least it “looks” like they all have gun locks! :p
Want! My baby needs one of those. Anyone know where I can get one?
Maybe I can make one with some duct tape. No wait, that would leave crud on the finish. I guess I can use pictures.
Dayumn thats sum crunk ass shit righ hurr.
Hey! Where is the Uzi sub machine gun?
The tec 9, mac 10, uzi and other machine pistols have their own puzzle, like the Barbie purse guns puzzle.
How is this a fail? That’s a WIN if I ever saw one!
How is this a fail? My daughter (due in 7 weeks) will be very knowledgeable with firearms. One thing my dad taught me that was really important in my life is how to handle a firearm. How to be responsible with one.
Weapons are a very important thing to own and know how to use.
Forget about all the fear mongering that liberals do to try to disarm America.
One of the main reasons Japan didn’t invade the US in WW2 was because they knew most of us were armed.
I would probably buy this for my daughter because it does teach logic and troubleshooting, but it is also weapon related and I would get a kick out of it.
This is probably the dumbest comment I’ve ever read on Failblog. And scary at the same time. I seriously hope you’ll change your mind when your daughter is born. But I doubt it.
By the way, check out some books about history. What you wrote about WW2 is completely false.
This would be kind of toy Stan Smith (American Dad) would give to his kids when they were babies XD
Must be for the black chillin
Serious win. Definitely not a fail or wtf.
Win. That’s all.
Baby Puzzle Fail.
Army Brat Win.
Only €2.40?
Where can I buy these?
I’d like several, please.
I bet my kids could identofy by name everyone of the firearms in the picture.
Hmmm. Your kids probalby pick them up and play cowboys and indians while you cringe in the corner due to your hoplophobia.
By the way the disease of hoplophibia is curable. It involves opening your mind, picking up a firearm, and going to the range. Send 500 rounds down range and you will be on the road to recovery.
or play Halo? or even better one of Tom Clancy’s games?
you know you are a redneck if…
WTF this is an epic win. You have to let them get practice early.
epic win
i want one fo those
“hey kids, which gun will kill you faster….any takers”
“None. It’s cardboard…”
damn,this aint a baby puzzle, its a puzzle for rednecks!
The best-selling product of north carolina.
Whoever designed this puzzle should be shot.
Nice, even has a couple of Desert Eagles. I wish I had one of those, when I was a kid.
It didnt say it was a Baby’s puzzle.
WTF is right.
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PHOTOSHOPPED
mafia baby win?
I’d say that’s more of a win than a fail. I wouldn’t let my children (if I had any) play with guns. But they have to be exposed to them sooner or later, and this is a safe sooner option.
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to
Epic Baby Puzzle Win!!!
kids learning violence at a very young age.
This is a WIN!!!!
What I cant figure out is why there are 2 Desert Eagles and not a single 1911?
My parents found an identical puzzle while we were looking for souvenirs for the their grandchildren in Saratov Russia. It was the only one they had so they bought it as a conversation piece. There was not manufacturing info with it so I have always wondered who makes it and how I can get one for my own children when they come.