Comments on: Summer Vacation Fail

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By: estetik

estetik — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:03:51 +0000

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By: Murdoc

Murdoc — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:44:56 +0000

then you must have sex with your own mother too? lemme guess… a cultural norm too..?

By: check up

check up — Mon, 17 May 2010 15:58:49 +0000

say it ain’t so, not the nicest idea for a vacation.

By: Erdek

Erdek — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:37:40 +0000

There is no doubt that the climate change affects many touristic areas transforming them unexpectedly. The need for greet tourism becomes acute, we have to act more responsibly and start protecting these places. I had the chance to have a green vacation and I am telling you that I had the same exact fun as before only this time I felt better because I know I dont affect any touristic area. Turkey is a great place for green tourism, I will definitely go back there.

By: mauna lani rentals

mauna lani rentals — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:16:59 +0000

I got circumcise when i was like 7 or 8 years old. During Vacation and that was the greatest thing happen in my life lol.

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:45:20 +0000

say it ain’t so, not the nicest idea for a vacation.

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:42:09 +0000

circumcision is stupid i dont know why they do it they wouldnt get me under the doctors knife lol

By: Filipino Savior

Filipino Savior — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:36:25 +0000

that shot was taken in the philippines, filipinos doesnt take circumsize when they’re born, just like americans, filipinos are gonna be circumsize when they turn puberty, 9-13

By: ScienceISGod

ScienceISGod — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:56:17 +0000

Its like having a clearance on Mausoleum rentals, only now with body parts and mutilation!

By: ScienceISGod

ScienceISGod — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:54:18 +0000

O.o

Its for the enjoyment and attraction to it to reproduce, thats why the foreskin is there.

By: ScienceISGod

ScienceISGod — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:52:13 +0000

It takes out the fun of masturbation, the foreskin

By: ScienceISGod

ScienceISGod — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:46:33 +0000

Lets mutilate our genitals!
*audience screams “Yea!”*

Serious Facepalm.

By: ScienceISGod

ScienceISGod — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:45:27 +0000

Nice vacation in the numbing meds!
Like this video:

By: bk

bk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:50:00 +0000

i live just 30mins away from this clinic,
used to read that streamer everyday.
its a filipino thing; young boys get circumcised
at summer vacation time so that they
would not miss any school days.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:10:39 +0000

guy #1: got da twenty dollars?
guy #2: surely do
*hands him da money*
guy #1: now bite down on this here rag and try to b as quiet as possible

By: pao

pao — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:39:04 +0000

LOL LOL LOL I LIVE THERE! =)))))))))))))
well i live near that place

By: ondoy

ondoy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:36:00 +0000

this is in the philippines
most families are to poor to afford circumcision
so some children get when they are 10 or older like 18

By: Chatt

Chatt — Tue, 26 May 2009 06:22:39 +0000

Limited Time Offer: Now Get Half Off!

By: On behalf of the Internet, I advise you to GTFO and take your FAIL with you.

On behalf of the Internet, I advise you to GTFO and take your FAIL with you. — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:53:50 +0000

go fish

By: On behalf of the Internet, I advise you to GTFO and take your FAIL with you.

On behalf of the Internet, I advise you to GTFO and take your FAIL with you. — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:51:44 +0000

that’s what she said..

By: silent_screamz

silent_screamz — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:18:19 +0000

just shut up will you?
i can’t concentrate in here
ha ha just kidding

lolz

By: silent_screamz

silent_screamz — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:13:18 +0000

oh?
so you’re a filipino?

By: silent_screamz

silent_screamz — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:10:40 +0000

Why?Are you a Filipino?

By: silent_screamz

silent_screamz — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:08:48 +0000

Of course that all depends on how small it is.
*wide grin*

By: butterflybaby

butterflybaby — Sat, 16 May 2009 14:01:42 +0000

Did you know females produce smegma as well? But most women don’t know that, because with daily soap and water, you never see it! (Just like uncut guys!)

By: Andy

Andy — Sat, 16 May 2009 05:50:04 +0000

What did they mean to offer how bad did that sign really fail. If that is what they meant to offer who advertises circumcisions?

By: Kaaay

Kaaay — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:21:37 +0000

This is Binakayan, Cavite. Well, I am pretty sure, since you can see the -nakayan part. This is kind of funny, because I’m from Cavite. I think I remember actually seeing this sign when I was there. =)

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:07:26 +0000

Smegma? Sorry, but this ignorance hardly justifies having a damaged penis.

By: Kups ka

Kups ka — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:15:51 +0000

Ikaw ang kadiri kasi yang supot na titi mo, sa sobrang kupal, makakagawa ka na ng sarili mong cotton candy!

(Ewww, I bet your uncircumcised penis has enough smegma to make your own cotton candy!)

By: Long live the King

Long live the King — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:09:35 +0000

Hail Slick, the Circumcision King of the Philippines! I will have my foreskin cut and made into a royal wallet just for you. And if you need a laptop bag, just massage it a bit and you are good to go.

By: ligthen up

ligthen up — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:56:43 +0000

Seriously, don’t you know where you are? This is the failblog, where cultural differences are made fun of on a DAILY basis. CNN’s that way, missy!

By: It's SHOPPED!!!

It's SHOPPED!!! — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:19:54 +0000

Obviousment.

By: Xenobiologista

Xenobiologista — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:51:58 +0000

Yeah that’s what I thought too. Use of English on sign + southeast Asian-sounding name of the clinic + stuff that sounds weird to Western cultural norms ~~ Philippines.

Not a fail but I gave it 2 stars for sounding funny. Although I guess it’s a fail for the poor kids who spend their school holidays in a sarong walking bowlegged.

By: Abby

Abby — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:16:42 +0000

This is clearly in the Philippines; I have a sign exactly like that near my house.

And I’m astonished that no one has explained WHY it’s a “Summer Vacation Special”…it’s because the boys would traditionally be walking around in skirts for the rest of the vacation because pants would chafe their newly snipped bits. Nice and breezy for the summer months!

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:34:03 +0000

A lot of truly sick people in the world–sick, stupid, & ignorant–and then sexually handicapped.
A test of manhood- to become less of a man? Nothing crazier than that!

Not penile reduction? just a reduction of 75% of one’s penile sensation!

By: ASCII lift

ASCII lift — Sun, 10 May 2009 01:27:50 +0000

i completely forgot about charmap. that will make me seem like much less of a nerd when i try to explain to people how it works…

using the command line is less nerdy…go fig…(config?)

By: Ballin' Chuy

Ballin' Chuy — Sat, 09 May 2009 18:21:14 +0000

actually im sure they have soap and water in the Phillipines.
it is easy to clean either way.
as long as one doesnt get lazy they’ll have no problem!

By: kikilan

kikilan — Sat, 09 May 2009 17:40:48 +0000

yikes

By: Stumpy

Stumpy — Sat, 09 May 2009 10:29:37 +0000

I get re-circumcised every year as a birthday present to myself, I’m hung like a gnat now but it’s much easier to keep clean. Besides I’ve always been a BIG tipper

By: Dr. Lecter

Dr. Lecter — Sat, 09 May 2009 06:46:47 +0000

Yes.

By: Dr. Lecter

Dr. Lecter — Sat, 09 May 2009 06:45:57 +0000

Jennytalia..ftw

By: Dr. Lecter

Dr. Lecter — Sat, 09 May 2009 06:44:37 +0000

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

By: Chandler Colby Canterbury

Chandler Colby Canterbury — Sat, 09 May 2009 06:34:15 +0000

Wow. “Circumcision = EVIL!” PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! 40,000 nerve endings in the foreskin LOST when you preform penile reduction surgery. Why amputate? KWIM?

By: peter

peter — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:56:17 +0000

two different reds = photoshop fail

By: filipino, yeah.

filipino, yeah. — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:04:44 +0000

OK, that was not funny at all. First, the MILF (Moro Islamic Liberation Front), oooh, if they found out that you said that was a fail, they would cut your heads off. But, I think they won’t find out, anyway. Now, this? What the hell is wrong with free circumcision programs over the summer? This is for guys who haven’t been circumcised at birth, mostly all Filipinos. I don’t know about the Chinese or Japanese fails here, but, the Filipino fails are most definitely not fails at all once you know what’s going on over there. These fails of Filipinos aren’t even actual fails, the Chinese ones, I suppose, are, “Wash hands and genitals before eating, thank you.” I remember that one, but, look at the Filipino fails, they don’t have fails like that, they are not even fails at all, only the way some people think of it is a fail. Trust me, I’ve been there, and I know what’s going on.

By: bob Fairlane

bob Fairlane — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:58:47 +0000

Whoever started circumcision should be shot. Or dug up and shot again.

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Thu, 07 May 2009 23:00:19 +0000

Err, no. Outside of Africa, the practice of female circumcision is extremely rare.

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Thu, 07 May 2009 22:58:53 +0000

Tradition Explanation WIN!!!

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Thu, 07 May 2009 22:57:14 +0000

The two are probably just one and the same person posting multiple, incendiary comments to get noticed.