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Daily? I only needed it done once.
and I sniped for that. Now I must rest. Dammit.
all the kids these days are doing it!
And i thought you had to be a qualified Doctor!
Nah! You just need a stick, an oily rag, a pair of scissors and maybe some string if you catch the wrong bit.
What’s the stick for? Biting?
*group squeeze!*
*squeeze*
Nope, I think it’s for the patient to sit on, in order to hold him in place/
*squeeze*
*super squeeze*
*squeeeeeeezes to hard and brakes the stick in pain*
OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Score 1 for Granny!
It’s also used afterwards as a splint.
O.o
Its for the enjoyment and attraction to it to reproduce, thats why the foreskin is there.
Of course that all depends on how small it is.
*wide grin*
guy #1: got da twenty dollars?
guy #2: surely do
*hands him da money*
guy #1: now bite down on this here rag and try to b as quiet as possible
Nice vacation in the numbing meds!
Like this video:
damn Jews!
i don’t think so, prolly Filipinos. Over there it’s customary to have it done right around when a boy starts puberty (10-13). They’d have it done during the summer so they have time to recuperate.
Keeps ‘em from masterbating for the summer!
It takes out the fun of masturbation, the foreskin
Yeah that’s what I thought too. Use of English on sign + southeast Asian-sounding name of the clinic + stuff that sounds weird to Western cultural norms ~~ Philippines.
Not a fail but I gave it 2 stars for sounding funny. Although I guess it’s a fail for the poor kids who spend their school holidays in a sarong walking bowlegged.
Why?Are you a Filipino?
Totally correkt.
I have nothing to say.
then i have no reply
That puts me in a tough position here. Y’all aren’t givin’ me too much to work with here.
Its better to say something nice and critical, than nothing at all.
If you can’t say something nice, sit next to me!
Yes she does give one many positive things to say.
*hopes to have scored big points with that compliment*
Shiny red apple Avis?
*produces apple*
I’m so glad school is done for this year, no more exams for a while.
How goes the sumo game?
Awesomely in fact, the Ai, plays well enough that it is difficult to win and I have also modded it to allow it to be a 2 player game.
Cool! I told a friend about your project and he looked at me funny when I told him your time frame. He seemed to think it would take MUCH longer.
Well the physics engine we build was based off of Box2-d a premade one. We basically imported (borrowed all the code from it regarding its collision detection and acceleration) so that made it alot easier. We
also go our mobile phone game program working. A mix between space invaders and raiden. Raiden is less popular so I have supplied the link, but you should get the idea behind it. So ya, 2 games working in the same timeframe. My fingers were raw from coding, my group, well we were all irritated after repeating the same arguments on how we were going to arrange the code into what classes ( an overall grouping of similar methods and variables, sort of like species). Now that we are complete, everything is good and marks come out the 8th. So I am hoping for the best.
Oops here is the link. For a visual look at it use this link,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raiden_IV
that’s what the doc said…
that’s what she said..
WRONG!
.
That must hurt.
It did, I think…but it was a while ago now.
Hopefully they haven’t hired Shakey the Mohel.
Umm dont jewish babyies get it done when there born?
It doesn’t mind where they are born, they get it anyway.
Fail to me!
It doesn’t matter where they are born, they get it anyway.
What is mind? Doesn’t matter.
What is matter? Never mind.
I find it hard; it’s hard to find.
Oh well, whatever, never mind.
hey that means i already was circumsized, cause im jewish….im clueless but now i don’t have to go there. *squeeze*
This is a shot in the Philippines where circumcision is a big deal in males. Circumcision is traditionally done here to pre-teenage boys. Most choose summer for 2 reason:
1.) By the time school starts (which is June in the Phillippines, summer starts here by late March and ends by late May) it would have already been healed.
2.) Again, by the time school starts, he can boast his step to manhood to his classmates. haha..
oh?
so you’re a filipino?
And there is th phantom itch that constantly needs to be scratched. There is the lotion that removes horniness.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
What kind of vacation is that?
Umm, – ouch!
Adds another meaning to “vacation package deal”
I will not use this as part of my vacation plans. When I plan my summer vacation, I usually just put my thumb on the table and hit it with a hammer. It put the rest of the trip into perspective.
“OK, class, you all had the assignment, ‘What I did on my summer vacation’. Who wants to go first? Yes, Johnny, go ahead…”
Johnny: “Ouch!”
Jenny: “Ouch!”
Jennytalia: “OUCH!”
The class cut-up.
Bob:OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW, dude that freking hurt……………… Whos next? (yay i broke the jonny chain)
I broke the Jimmy hat, but you don’t see me bragging about it…
WELL TOO BAD!!!!!!! and u should brag about it……. *squeeze*
lol what is with these random coments
Well, it is something to brag about in the Philippines. It means you’re a man.
Jennytalia..ftw
♪ We’re all going on a summer holiday,
no more worries with a snip or two.♪
# Summer sun
something’s begun
but uh-oh
those summer snips
summer lovin…
♪ Summer time…when the livin’ is eeeeeeasy… ♪
♪Summer summer summertime, summertime
Got to lie back and not whine.♪
♪ It was the summer of 69… ♪
O_o 69 hehehe.
Summer breeze…makes me feel fine!
Blowin’ through the jasmine of my mind.
Type O Negative rocks!
♫ Tell me more, tell me more, how much skin did he lose?
Tell me more, tell me more, is it only for Jews? ♫
hot town, summer in the city,
no more getting dirt in and gritty.
one, two – drip on my shoe
three, four – not any more.
♪ Will I see you in September,
or lose you to a summer bris? ♪
Ah ee ah dancin in september
Oh how do you get those music notes?
I copied and pasted them long ago into (yes, it’s true, I’m almost ashamed to say) a small .rtf file that I keep open while I’m on FB.
.
Here, copy ‘em now…
.
♫ ♪
.
I’ll even throw in a Baconlube™
Alt/13 (numeric keypad) gets you the single note… ♪
Also, if you go to your Start button, select Run, then key “charmap” you’ll get a little window with lotsa stuff to choose from
That’s where I got this just now – ♫
Just select the symbol you want, click the “Copy” button, then paste it in here.
i completely forgot about charmap. that will make me seem like much less of a nerd when i try to explain to people how it works…
using the command line is less nerdy…go fig…(config?)
go fish
Yes.
My foreskin will go
though sadly I bid farewell
to it and its friends.
friends?
Yeah, you try to come up With a good Haiku on the spot.
*Waits*
*pats feet*
*crosses arms*
*waits more*
Well, you ARE the haiku guy…
haiku can be fun.
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
refrigerator.
I’ll give that.
to you.
I’ll give that to you
to make a Haiku grow true,
for me and for you.
I don’t know haikus
better than you, Neener dude
so you’ll get the props.
I don’t know haikus
better than you, Neener dude
so you’ll get the props.
Double posts are fine,
they make sense most of the time,
when you post in time.
It first didn’t show
Then I did type it again
and now it shows both.
I must now go sleep,
I trust the Haikus you’ll keep
safe while I’m away.
Don’t worry haikus
will be safe here with me
untill you came back.
haiku
just shut up will you?
i can’t concentrate in here
ha ha just kidding
lolz
I’d chop that *points*
That’s only 3 syllables..
Just sayin’
I wasn’t trying.
But really who cares, I don’t.
Nothing else to say.
Yay, I say!
What is the deal with,
Haiku Neener? It is not
the end of the world.
Yay!
See you got two.
Yay times 2!!!
*winces*
*minces*
*pinches*
* lost inches *
*flinches*
*lynches*
Is ‘W*nches’ a swear or something?
Wenches?
No Win-ches.
Hang on, I’ll try.
*hangs on to czuhc*
Yes! Grab his ankles before he runs off and gets lost in reality.
That’s the explanation. Too much ballast. I can’t shout with too much ballast.
I suggest more helium rather than letting go of the ankles.
*inhales helium*
*shouts “WINCHES!” at enemies*
*enemies ROFL*
If ‘ROFL’ means Rolling On Floor Laughing, does ‘ROFFLES’ mean Rolling On Floor Flailing Like Epileptic Seizure?
Now they’re all roffling, you should attack! They’ll never see it coming through the tears of laughter.
(I did actually LOL… haha)
Leak On Linoleum?
Almost… Dammit! *gets a shamwow*
*gets a realwow*
*uses shamwow to soak up the blood in the hotel room from the hooker he beat up*
Seriously, look it up.
There are photos.
She beat the $h!+ out of him.
Dammit, you’re right!
It wouldn’t let me shout it!
ANACHRONISMS! MOUJIKS! VERMICELLIS!
Why are you shouting at yourself?
*covers ears*
But Jam can say it down there!
It’s the avatar you know! Special privileges for guns and breasts.
I’m not shouting at myself. Sam and Kelly suddenly turned up and told me to get an avatar. They have been banned and removed already.
Kelly?
winches
I don’t even know what that means.
hehe… course they did! They’re getting quicker up there in the FB heavens.
Oops…
A gun. I have a gun… Definitely a gun.
It’s like winding with a winch.
Kelly is Closet. Or was that Willdog? KingTroll?
Did you point it at Sam and Kelly? Was it a spud gun?
I always learned that in a definition you should never use the word itself.
I used the Oozinator.
Oh, so you don’t refer to it as a single shot of root vegetable?
Vegetable?! Bleugh!
If it’s good enough for the vicar, it’s good enough for gaynorvader!
I dunno, the vicar has awfully low standards, he even eats green things!
First use the Oozinator and then the spud gun for maximum slippage.
Double tap?
I don’t get along with vicars anyway, they say I’m the spawn of satan and throw water on me!
You’re not using the right currency to make safe passage.
I don’t want any passage!
I’d double-tap that! Wait – what?
Winches- isn’t that using a winch…that metal wheel with the rope or chain that you use to hoist something heavy?
Getcha foreskins here! Weez gots plenty! Get ‘em while they’re hot!
i hear they make wallets out of foreskins now if you rub them long enough they turn into suitcases.
That’d be the arts and crafts portion of the vacation.
If you rub them too long they spill their load and turn back into wallets.
got one already, thanks
Imagine trying to give Wolverine a bris.
Talk about an exercise in futility.
By the end there would be nothing left!
[zimmerframe] Pah! Young’un. I lasted 7 days at summer camp, when I was a boy. [/zimmerframe]
and at only $5 – it’s a snip.
Place looks familiar, don’t you think?
Oh well, you wouldn’t be surprised if you lived in the Philippines.
Okay, so does ‘multisp…’ mean ‘multispecies’??
Multispecialists? Maybe they also do labiaplasty?
Granny needs one of those, but where to start?
The bottom!
Morning granny!
*waves enthusiastically*
It’s a multispecialty clinic. I live in the same province as that clinic and my bus passes by there daily. Although I haven’t seen how long the queue has been since they started that “promo.”
I think the queue has been “foreshortened”.
I done here.
To all those who complained we never talk about the fail – be careful what you wish for.
*roffles*
Perhaps we should go back to discussing swine flu.
Oops, H1N1 flu.
FB ate my comment!
FB told me they loved me! I had the future planned and everything.
They keep blocking me fron saying ‘Wi-nches
Winches?
Hey! You can say it!
*feels excluded by FB*
*plots revenge*
It leads you into believing you’re wanted, then it goes and gives your comments to the blog monster as if they were meaningless.
I put my heart and soul into the relationship and now look… I’ve got nothing to show for it but some old earworms and a bit of leftover skin.
*cries*
*put arm around jam*
There there, don’t cry, it’s some lovely skin. And the earworms really bring out your complexion.
*sobs*
Do you… *sniffs and blurts* do you really mean that?
*pats shoulder*
Of course I do! Now go and play on Failblog and don’t you mind it if it tries to get you down, just remember, it’s just jealous it can’t drink alcohol!
*bawls and blubs*
We would have been perfect together!
WAAAAHHHH….
*squeeze*
No no, I meant physically can’t drink alcohol, or sugary drinks, or ride a smoking hot 72mm shell shot out of a 20 ft cannon…
Winchester, Winchester, Winchester!! A nod to combat pilots everywhere.
i want one.
maybe two…
You won’t have any skin left on your shaft then.
do they offer female circumsion?
no, just wear and tear
i can’t help but guess that this picture was taken in the philippines
*tries to help but guess that this picture was taken in the philippines*
*fails*
*stalks off dejectedly*
If you were fortunate enough to not have it taken from you without your consent at birth already…
Grass is always greener…
Oh for the love of Christ, it’s a foreskin rights advocate.
Sweet! I always wanted to have one of theese. I’m calling there right now!
fail
If it ain’t Nakayan Doctors Multisp, it ain’t circumcision.
Is it truly Nakayan? I would love to look their site up in the Internet; in case I would be interested in any of their services (or, to be more accurate, SURPRISES). After all, it IS a multispecialty clinic, that we know and boast. XD
philipinos are gay
Then why would they need circumcision if that were the case?
Does anybody really *need* circumcision?
Circumcision, not vasectomy. BIG difference. HUGE.
1.) It is a good way of making the penis clean.
2.) In the Philippines, it is a benchmark for manhood. If a boy hasn’t gone circumcision by puberty or some time later, he will be dubbed something close to gay.
3.) It is not penile reduction. Only the foreskin will be removed, the flesh part remains untouched.
I have no idea who philipinos are, however the Filipinos that I know are a rather jolly group.
Who are you supposed to be addressing?!
I believe he was simply talking to himself.
hey dick im italian ill have the mafia COME AFTER YOU
ROFL. You guys are funny!
And here we have an entry in today’s How Much Stupid Can You Shove Into One Skull Contest. I believe that this one is the favorite.
AMERICA IS GAY YOU ARE GAY AND IF YOU DO END UP EITH A GUN I WILL BEAT YOU IN A HAERT BEAT
This one is a strong contender in the How Much Stupid Can You Shove Into One Skull Contest as well.
Oh, have a haert, coyote.
:p
I F UCKED YUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Bored now, you guys insult each other with the aptitude of small children.
HEY IM SOCIALIST YOU DICK LOVING GAY ANUS. YOU LOVE TAKING IT IN THE ASS
SHUT UP GAY MAN
I’ll assume that’s aimed at me, in which case I have to point out that you’ve rather proven my point.
Whoa! What’s happening here? Another bunch of inflatable trolls too dumb to reply but incredibly tough and sexually active?
Seems that way, luckily I think we’ve managed to contain them to this dead thread.
What did I say yesterday Arthur? Webby trolls!
@ Trolls: Welcome! May I recommend a good GED program?
The two are probably just one and the same person posting multiple, incendiary comments to get noticed.
These two are feeding on one another. This is great. Cannibalistic trolls. This is a good thing.
I must say, the comments had me laughing just as much as the fail. Thank you, you beautiful failures.
The saddest part about this picture is that the circumsion is probably for young girls. OW! More proof that people suck!
Oh no! I’ve heard about that practice. It’s barbaric!
Wait – you assume something out of thin air and proclaim that’s a proof for something? THAT is sad!
We could be wrong. I hope we are.
It ain’t out of thin air.
From the sign, the clinic is somewhere in South Asia or Indonesia. The only form of circumcision practiced is of the female variety.
The “summer special” is for parents who are dragging young girls out of Europe or North America and off to these third world crap-holes where this practice on young girls is still legal.
It’s not the Jews, my friends, is the Muslims. Probably in Indonesia or Malaysia. However, they do not perform female circumcision there. Unlike the Jews, who circumcise shortly after birth, the Muslims, at least in the countries named above, do it at “manhood”—13ish, but actually whenever the boy decided he’s ready. The family usually has a big party, often at the beach. Hence the vacation ad.
Salt water where it counts. Kinky.
Never any excuse to remove something, unless it’s gone septic.
you are too smart plopso you need to shut up
So…I don’t know if I would ever be “ready” for this procedure.
“Let me get this straight. He’s going to take that knife and cut off…*faints*…*wakes up* Well, I guess I’m ready.”
I agree. I wonder how many different ways there are of saying, “Ah Hell No!”.
Muslims are the largest single group to perform female circumcision and do it throughout southeast Asia including Indonesia and Malaysia. Circumcision of female Muslims is almost 100%.
Err, no. Outside of Africa, the practice of female circumcision is extremely rare.
Tradition Explanation WIN!!!
Wrong. This is in the Philippines, which is a Christian country. It is a tradition for the males here to undergo circumcision to be called a man.
Why is it “sadder” if its done to a girl? I don’t understand why boys have less of a right to keep parts of their body.
It would indeed be sadder, because boys lose the foreskin in that procedure. Girls lose the clitoris. Good night.
*squeeze!*
Just in time before I go to bed!
*squeeze*
Sleep tight!
Just what every tourist wants to do on vacation!
I’ve heard of “working vacations” where people take their laptops along and spend most of their time online typing and attending e-meetings, but this is a bit much.
is it unisex?
Do you have to leave a tip?
“Business has been pretty slow today…”
uh, sorry, but i’d say that’s a success! Nakayan Doctor’s Multispace is the circumcision leader!
not really a fail.
In Africa males (some females too) go through circumcision rituals to become an adult usually around age 15 or 16. This is often done in crude fashions with no medical supervision, and often the males become infected and even die. This is a center to help prevent this and provide a safe place for males to undergo the ritual.
Safe? I wouldn’t have a tiny sliver removed there.
Actually, in Africa this seems like a decent place compared to medicine doctor facilities. At least the tools will probably be sterilized. Many areas in Africa are seeing campaigns towards male circumsision, as a circumsized male is less likely to become infected with HIV during sexual intercourse. Every measure counts in areas with high prevelance rate, having it done during otherwise relaxing conditions of a vacation may encourage it.
dinner
Im so glad i ain’t circumcised
but you might enjoy life without a foreskin…
just keep your…self…clean. Thanks.
What’s wrong with this picture?
I dont seeee a place who does circumcisions everyday weird or a fail.
with that phone number, its not Filipino. probably somewhere more south.
uh, that kind of phone number actually exists in the philippines.
Don’t go dumpster diving there, eh…
http://pharmtips.com/2008/11/27/dispelling-myths-about-circumcision/
18 Dispelling Myths (Circumcision)
Sa Pinas ata ito eh hahahaha.
Whoever started circumcision should be shot. Or dug up and shot again.
“Honey, lets go to that place. We missed it last year…..but you will look so hot with your cock bleeding raw and scarred for life! Don’t you love me?”
OK, that was not funny at all. First, the MILF (Moro Islamic Liberation Front), oooh, if they found out that you said that was a fail, they would cut your heads off. But, I think they won’t find out, anyway. Now, this? What the hell is wrong with free circumcision programs over the summer? This is for guys who haven’t been circumcised at birth, mostly all Filipinos. I don’t know about the Chinese or Japanese fails here, but, the Filipino fails are most definitely not fails at all once you know what’s going on over there. These fails of Filipinos aren’t even actual fails, the Chinese ones, I suppose, are, “Wash hands and genitals before eating, thank you.” I remember that one, but, look at the Filipino fails, they don’t have fails like that, they are not even fails at all, only the way some people think of it is a fail. Trust me, I’ve been there, and I know what’s going on.
Seriously, don’t you know where you are? This is the failblog, where cultural differences are made fun of on a DAILY basis. CNN’s that way, missy!
two different reds = photoshop fail
Can’t say it’s photoshopped. The difference in shades may be caused by irregular lighting (which caused by different things in the surrounding) or it can be paint irregularity. This type of banner is hand-painted, the traditional way of making banners in the Philippines.
Wow. “Circumcision = EVIL!” PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! 40,000 nerve endings in the foreskin LOST when you preform penile reduction surgery. Why amputate? KWIM?
It’s actually a test of manhood in the Philippines. If one hadn’t gone circumcision by the age of 16, he will be ridiculed by most men of this age. That is why circumcision is very important in the Philippines.
Furthermore, circumcision makes the penis easier to clean. Therefore, circumcised penises are generally cleaner than the uncircumcised. Dirty stuff can stick to the folds of the foreskin.
And lastly, it is NOT penile reduction. You won’t lose an inch by removing the foreskin.
actually im sure they have soap and water in the Phillipines.
it is easy to clean either way.
as long as one doesnt get lazy they’ll have no problem!
Hail Slick, the Circumcision King of the Philippines! I will have my foreskin cut and made into a royal wallet just for you. And if you need a laptop bag, just massage it a bit and you are good to go.
I get re-circumcised every year as a birthday present to myself, I’m hung like a gnat now but it’s much easier to keep clean. Besides I’ve always been a BIG tipper
yikes
A lot of truly sick people in the world–sick, stupid, & ignorant–and then sexually handicapped.
A test of manhood- to become less of a man? Nothing crazier than that!
Not penile reduction? just a reduction of 75% of one’s penile sensation!
Ikaw ang kadiri kasi yang supot na titi mo, sa sobrang kupal, makakagawa ka na ng sarili mong cotton candy!
(Ewww, I bet your uncircumcised penis has enough smegma to make your own cotton candy!)
Smegma? Sorry, but this ignorance hardly justifies having a damaged penis.
Did you know females produce smegma as well? But most women don’t know that, because with daily soap and water, you never see it! (Just like uncut guys!)
This is clearly in the Philippines; I have a sign exactly like that near my house.
And I’m astonished that no one has explained WHY it’s a “Summer Vacation Special”…it’s because the boys would traditionally be walking around in skirts for the rest of the vacation because pants would chafe their newly snipped bits.
Nice and breezy for the summer months!
This is Binakayan, Cavite. Well, I am pretty sure, since you can see the -nakayan part. This is kind of funny, because I’m from Cavite. I think I remember actually seeing this sign when I was there. =)
Obviousment.
What did they mean to offer how bad did that sign really fail. If that is what they meant to offer who advertises circumcisions?
Its like having a clearance on Mausoleum rentals, only now with body parts and mutilation!
Limited Time Offer: Now Get Half Off!
this is in the philippines
most families are to poor to afford circumcision
so some children get when they are 10 or older like 18
LOL LOL LOL I LIVE THERE! =)))))))))))))
well i live near that place
i live just 30mins away from this clinic,
used to read that streamer everyday.
its a filipino thing; young boys get circumcised
at summer vacation time so that they
would not miss any school days.
Circumcision is total FAIL. Its like “so we have this really sensitive penis thing. It seems to be the most awesome of the body parts. How bout we cut a part of it off just for the hell of it?!”
Its like if were going to cut parts a limb off for totally random cultural traditions, why not start with the pinky? Maybe even a toe?
An adult should be able to do whatever they want. But kids? come on, lets leave them alone.
some people are just retarded.
Lets mutilate our genitals!
*audience screams “Yea!”*
Serious Facepalm.
that shot was taken in the philippines, filipinos doesnt take circumsize when they’re born, just like americans, filipinos are gonna be circumsize when they turn puberty, 9-13
circumcision is stupid i dont know why they do it they wouldnt get me under the doctors knife lol
say it ain’t so, not the nicest idea for a vacation.