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He has a bukkit!
Wonder how many spelling mistakes he had to make to wear that.
someone should tell him there’s a helmet sitting on the front of his bike
He should call 502-22-07 and have that removed.
You mean the passenger?
*Snicker*
Just a little off the top.
is that a helmet on the handlebars?
That is what was going through my mind.
There is a perfectly good helmet on the front of the bike, yet he insists on using a bucket.
Double fail then?
Hardly a fail, really. He just needs to greatly improve his grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
He’s just trying to avoid a prophecy.
Mornin’, Admiral!
Mornin’ Judy. My, you have a lovely bucket…eh, I mean, bouquet.
HAHAHA
The bucket is cooler.
i was about to say…
i was just about to write that lol
i know right?
LOL Fluffy! *hugs*
*MOOKIE SQUEEZE!!*
Hiiiii I was still at the last fail lol XD
Good morning sunshine. . .
Waaaaaay too happy. Don’t you realize we are all going to be minorly inconvenienced by swine flu?
No.
Oink?
Ok.
I smell bacon! There’s only one thing that smells like bacon and that’s bacon!!
Or BaconLube. Cue LEILA…
*readies pool cue*
*gets spotlight out*
*Starts drumroll*
*megaphone pops out of the ground where LEILA will shortly be (along with the spotlight)
*
*brings popcorn and a lawn chair*
*scratches bellyfur and looks at popcorn*
…LEILA, you’re expected… *waits 3 & 1/2 hours for LEILA to show up*
*hands DrB some popcorn*
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Now stop scratching your bellyfur. You’ll get butter and salt all over yourself.
*passes out shots of Cabo Wabo in strange little crystal shot glasses with FAILs engraved in them*
Cheers!
Pass the popcorn, please?
*munches and passes popcorn*
Thanks, Doc. Want a beer?
*slowly strolls into thread with sunglasses on and an icepack on his head* Too much tequila yesterday… *sits down next to DrB and Judy* I’ll take an Absolut & Sprite please.
Superb, cheers! *they chat about their days*
Hi, cuddles! Welcome to the party.
Hey, aren’t you “15 days” now?
*joins the wait*
Ummm… What exactly are we waiting for?
I forget, but its fun, right?
I am, I just forgot to change my name
Thanks Judy! *squeeze*
Cheers DrB! So how are you both?
We aren’t going to find you dead in a pile of rugby players drenched in Guiness and whisky i hope!
LOL look where the passengers hand is touching
I OBJECT!!!!
*swoops in and grabs LEILA just before she falls down the trapdoor*
Ayn!! Watch yer step, now…
OK, I’ll bite. What’s with the “Ayn” comments? Is this some obscure “Atlas Shrugged” reference?
I asked Nellie the same thing yesterday. Who/what is Ayn?
Ayn Rand. Well known author and philospher for people of the conservative persuasion. She favored very limited government, and was strongly opposed to any socialist or communist philosophies. Her fans tend to forget she was also a staunch atheist.
Ayn Rand is known as an “Objectivist”.
Wow! Learn something today.
*grabs a piece of bacon when Leila isn’t looking*
Hey Shirley, pass the bacon, please.
*passes bacon to Judy*
And stop calling me Shirley!
LEILA… *sniffle* does that mean I’ll be…poisonous??? *cries*
Only if someone tries to eat you.
Is licking ok? Is it maybe like licking certain toads?
Licking’s fine, the poison’s stored in their blood, but remains inert until they die.
Would I cause hallucinations? *ponders* So kissing me would be a mind-bending experience……
‘Fraid not, you’re as normal until you die, then you become very poisonous.
*licks a toad*
Woah. WOOOAAAAHHH!! The colors!! The walls are writhing with glowing ET fingers!! And voices in my head keep screaming *DOT ORG!* Make them stop!!
*rolls up in ball in corner, whimpering*
The funny thing is that he has a real helmet on his handle bars.
Hey!
Hi!
Howdy!
How do, all! Hey, WIN, have you been over to inspect Hairy’s ass since his surgery?
Seems to be doing fine, but we’ll have to wait until the swelling goes down until we are certain. The shaving did a world of good though.
It always does.
In honor of mr. cuddles: Mow The Lawn!
*starts to shave his back, hoping no coworkers walk in *
*strolls by*
*finds something that looks like tobacco*
*puts it in pipe*
*lits*
FOOOM!
If this had properly nested, it would have made more sense.
Pipe smoking is like that.
Properly nested? no such thing.
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE* Hiya Judy!
Hiya, Velvet! *SQUEEZE*
How are things on planet groovy?
Better today. Except I pulled a muscle in my neck (or I have the worst crick in my neck known to man). So I can’t turn my head to the right very far.
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How’s your morning shaping up?
.
I need to change my clicky. Let me go find another one.
Morning’s great! Went to a “slumber party” last night with my siblings – three of us are in our 50s, two 60-ish. Watched “Mamma Mia” – had a really great time! I feel rejuvenated!
Oh, that sounds like fun! My siblings consist of two brothers, so no slumber party for me. I’ll have to crash your next one!
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Was the movie good?
Excellent! Great movie to watch with your sisters (and even one brother!)
Hey, Velvet – wanna try a chuckethead for your avatar?
clicky
Hi velvet!
I’m over here!
Right here, behind you!
Oh, right, sorry.
Say, I notice all your hiccups are much better today.
(good morning!)
HAHAHA! Love it, Judy!
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Hey there, brewski! *squeeze* How’s your morning shaping up?
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We are on day 5 of the never-ending rain. I want to go pick strawberries, but they won’t let you in the fields when it’s raining (not that I’d want to tromp in all that mud).
*squeeze*
*performs sunshine-dance*
Did it work yet?
Rain in New England too. I’ll take it, it’s been pretty dry the last few weeks.
It never rains here in the desert. Its getting HOT! I wish it would rain.
It’s supposed to rain here too, but it was 59 F at 8 am, so I think it’ll be a nice day regardless.
*performs rain dance for WIK*
I don’t know how well I can geographically steer these dances. But I do guarantee results within 365 days, or your money back!
I’ll buy ANYTHING with a guarantee! *goes outside to wait for rain*
It Never is dry here in the rainforest! It hot and sticky and yucky and wet all the time! I wish it would dry out! I need a HUGE ShamWOW!
Roadkill, they don’t really work all that well.
Go to graphjam.com for a good explanation.One of the more accurate graphs there.
How!
dy!
Part!
Ner!
*sneaks in to skootch a ‘d’ up there to replace the Doc’s ‘t’*
(Real cowboys don’t pronounce their ts.) yipes. ‘ts’ looks very strange. Perhaps I should reconsider adding this comm
*damn*
I do believe you meant *dayum!* lil’ lady
Can’t help but notice you have a missing ‘a’ there. If you want, I could help find that there missin’ ‘a’.
Why, thank yew, kahnd suh. And, may ah say, it’s lovely to be treated with such chivalreh in a time when chivalreh is so uncommon. *bats eyelashes and curtsies*
A pleasure to be of err…service…mayam.
*tips hat with a smile and a long blink*
*could just listen to that accent…for…ever…*
you won starfish, arthur and I lost
I won starfish?
*wonders what he can do with a starfish*
A starfish can teach you how to juggle!
Don’t think so. Humans have tried that, but I keep failing.
I can teach anyone (with at least two working arms and hands) how to juggle in 30 minutes.
Yes but will they be able to? Easy to teach, can be hard to master.
You are correct sir. A day to learn, a lifetime to master.
Sounds like Mancala, mandinca, or what ever variation you want. Or even othello.
Or sex.
Speaking of juggling, just watched “Man on Wire” last night. Great flick! Check it out.
Only the most talented humansd and starfishes can juggle. Thankfully, the starfish we gots here is talented.
…gots…. *facepalm*
I have been trying to break my 4 year old son of saying that and it ERKS ME!
What? Why does he say “that” so much, and why don’t you want him saying “that”?
What is this ‘erks’? Is it like irks, only evil?
*worries about what an Arthur can do with a starfish*
*pokes Starfish’s demonic smiley*
Heeee! That tickles.
I wouldn’t do that if I were you, that was Arthur’s demonic smiley, and I hear he is very protective of those!
Lol, but I gave starfish a unicycle and freedom a couple days ago!
Just tread lightly, my friend, I don’t think he noticed.
I’ll make him notice! *points finger to the fail where I helped starfish*
Oh yeah, that was you Fruitcake. Thanks for the unicycle.
Also, that poke in the smiley cured my hiccups.
You’re welcome.
*drinks a bottle of spring water*
*enters thread*
*sits down next to FSA*
*puts his VERY heavy arm around FSA’s shoulder*
Now young man, what do they tell me about you? Hmmm? You play around with MY starfish? You even tried to poke my demonic smiley? I have to tell you: That’s not nice.
*arm gets heavier and heavier*
You might want to reconsider your behaviour here, don’t you?
*places another weight on Arthur’s hand*
*teleports beside arthur’s other arm*
Whoa Fruitcake, you are going to have to teach me how to do that someday.
yes, I certainly will. It’s a hellova lot more useful then I expected.
*waits for the intrepid Arthur to figure out how to teleport.*
Look at my avatar, aiki. Do you really think it matters under which arm he is?
*giggles at Arthur’s comment*
Point taken.
Point taken back, multiplied, and returned to Arthur at virtually no additional charge.
Yay! Now I have several points and it didn’t even cost me anything!
*throws a comma after ‘won’*
*catches comma, eats it*
It’s funnier like that!
*agrees with Arthur*
Morning Arthur! *squeeze!*
Good afternoon, WIK!
*squeeze*
How do?
In sehr guter stimmung!
(is that right? or is google misleading me again?)
Capitalized ‘S’, but apart from that it’s correct.
You can’t expect me to have good grammar in German, when I dont even have it in English!
*passes ‘ *
I don’t. But you asked…
*makes comment nest below this level*
Thanks Arthur, that would come in handy if I thought I
could actually pronounce it.
Learn to pronounce “Scheiße”, “noch ein Bier, bitte” und “Hau ab!” and you’ll get through Germany.
What does “Scheisse” mean?
Shit.
Lol! That’d get you through Germany alright! Right through and out the other side!
Nooo! It’s absolutely necessary to use it. Often, actually.
*goes to study pronunciation of German words, while highly
doubting will ever go to Germany*
Gotta go to Germany!! Awesome!
I haven’t ever been out of America, but I think I will hit up Ireland first if I do travel.
You… never… Really? How come?
If you’re going to Ireland, please don’t voice surprise because we have electricity, tiled roofs or cars.
How come I haven’t been out of America, or how come Ireland?
GV thanks, but I’m not an idiot, my grandmother was born there.
hehe… same goes for the north of England!
Though it’s fun to tell people we run gas TV’s.
How come you never left your country? No insult intended, but that seems strange to me.
Thank God, I hear too many Americans voicing surprise that Ireland is in the 21st century.
I once got asked on the internet if “we had electricity in Ireland”! No joke! I told him no, druids gave us access to the internet through magical blog stones we called fullacht fiadhs!
Arthur, what does “noch” mean? I got the rest of that phrase, I think.
That’s just from all that warm lager you drink up there.
Also, if you go to Ireland, don’t laugh when asked if you want water with gas.
Jam, when I was in the US and actually heard the question if we have TVs in Germany I replied “no, we install all of them in our Mercedeses”.
And his reply was?
Avis, in this context “another” or “one more”
It’s not uncommon for many Americans to have never left the country. America is a big place, and the only close (easy) countries to visit are Mexico and Canada. To get elsewhere costs a fair amount of money. Not everyone can afford it.
America is pretty big, so it’s not like we can just pop over to another country. Besides, where I live now, I can go skiing one day, surfing
the next, then hike in the mountains and camp in the desert all in one week. no need to leave. Oh, and noone makes fun of my stupid accent.
*steps on soapbox*
Warm lager?!? Try cellar-temp ALE. The way it should be, rather than overcarbonated over-chilled pisswater they drink in the USA!
*steps off soapbox*
I want to go to Ireland…my ancestors came from there. I’m Irish and Cherokee.
I should have known that. I should have KNOWN that! “Another”.
*realizes how strange “Mercedeses” looks*
*shrugs*
His reply, Judy, was something like “Aha, okay”. Sad, isn’t it?
Another guy I met told me he was an expert on stocks, but doesn’t know a single German company. And he ment that in an arrogant way, like your little economy must really suck when a stock market genius like myself doesn’t know a German company”. I decided not to listen to his advise on which stocks I should buy…
*inserts ” between ‘like’ and ‘your’*
I think all the smart Americans must stay in America, because Europe seems to be full of the foolish variety.
Arthur, you’re wise! I suspect what he meant was “I work in the post room at FTSE”.
Thats because the idiots make all the big money here. (see
Arthur’s post on the “stock expert” and exhibit A: GWB)
I have had the fortune of being able to travel (military). Only part of Germany I got to see was Neustadt (South of Hamburg) and then it was only through a car window.
Unfortunately, a small minority of ignorant and arrogant Americans make us all look bad. In my experience, the louder somebody talks, the less they know.
Thanks for the reply, Arthur, but my comment was to Gaynor, regarding his internet in Ireland comment. But thanks! Hey, somebody hand me an overcarbonated pisswater, please.
Gaynorvader, It’s the “ugly” Americans that call attention to themselves. The smart ones have been to several countries but tried not to make asshats of themselves.
Judy, his reply was “Wow!”
Avis: That makes sense, I realise all Americans aren’t idiots, just a huge minority!
So close, aiki, so close… Alas, you missed the chance to see Hamburg, the most beautiful city.
Um. There’s so many interweaving threads here, my poor feeble mind is all confused. Help!
I’ll make it back there someday. Gotta get married and finish my masters first.
Good luck for both and then you’ll be welcome!
you sir are gay, your father used to touch you
hehe, you made him spit out that comma with that squeeze.
Ooof! What’s this?
Hey, where’d this wet comma come from?
Looks like a tadpole to me!
*sniffs tadpole*
Smells fishy.
Or is that just fluffy?
*tastes*
Yup.
You had to say that, right? I hoped nobody would notice…
homo on the range
As long as he has something on his head, I say fu** (erm, nevermind) Very inappropriate. *even for a foop* *make that, especially for a foo* (argh, nevermi
*chit*
Anyone notice the construction helmet on his buddy? Looks like it’s held on with and elastic strap.
beats a turtle shell
♪Here comes the Bukkit King,
the Bukkit Ki~ng, the Bukkit Ki~ng,
Drivin’ 55!♪
wannabe shriner.
he would be safer not wearing anything…
isn’t there a helmet already on the bike
Isn’t that a helmet on the front of the motorbike?
He chose style over safety.
Well, safety is third.
Is style second or first?
All I know is 4th is PROFIT!
*assumes light intensity is first*
I thought fourth was ??? and fifty was profit!
Dang it, *exchanges fifty for fifth*
*SQUEEZE!*
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1. Read an ‘Arthur’ comment.
2. Roffle.
3. Safety.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!
*squeeze*
*waves at McFail* How are you today?
Anniebunny, I don’t know if you want to advertise that you are non-poisonous. They WILL eat you. gaynorvader’s potion makes it so you are only toxic if eaten, otherwise you are okay.
Notice how he has a perfectly good helmet just sitting on the front of the bike?
Dang it… two people already said it… Where is the bukkit? Oh there it is!
Triple jinx.
Mmmmm mmmm mm mm!!! (Someone say my name!)
FLUFFY!
MY NAME!
Phewww.. can talk again.. don’t you hate it when someone jinxes you?
Yesterday I was about to put you on a frying pan *needs to go to confession again* and today someone jinxed you? What is this world coming to?
It’s coming to the day Bush trips and falls down the stairs. What a glorious day it will be, indeed.
We can’t aFord trips with today’s economy.
aFord? Can I aFord tHis new coMpuTEr?
*THUD THUD THUD* We’re from the bank, we’re here to confiscate your computer. You haven’t paid for it for over 4 months now.
Sorry, I will try to Reagan control of myself.
*pays for it using huge amount of money I made off of buying real estate from the 17 grass strands I bought from recycling the old sticks that sofaking gave me money for*
They Cartered it off
Well, what did you expect? Washington to bail you out?
He should have applied for a federal Grant.
You can pick up a new tele for Nix on ebay.
That sir, is preposterous!!! Washington wouldn’t do such a thing.
Have some faith in your government *tries to keep a straight face*.
They’re recyclin’ tons of stuff on eBay every day.
Quite a Pierce(ing) statement.
AA is not one for sLincoln about the edges of a conversation.
These pun-runs sometimes go Gar(a)field.
(I know, it’s a stretch)
Stop beating around the Bush.We should Fillmore of the threads with such pun-runs.
Would you Filmore comfortable if he did?
Granted, you did beat me by four minutes.
Not a problem, I wont Hayes you for it.
No offense, but I think we’re all a little Taft.
I can’t help but wonder if you are Polk(ing) fun at us.
I thought of this Obama self.
It must be very Harding ermany.
I can’t think of Adams thing to write…
That's Truman...at least the Moped’s head is protected
*used to know a good bucket head joke, but forgot it*
*attempts to help judy remember it*
*chants* remember Judy, remember, remember Judy remember
(from the movie Hocus Pocus, remember?)
*yes.
*
*remembers walrus with his bukkit*
OMG – I remember Judy!!!!!!
Occasional brain surgery will find me every time!
And an old Buck Rogers episode that had midgets in it.
O, I’ve got a helmet!
I got a beauty!
Nik, nik, nik, nik, nik. INDIANS!
maybe he wants to be a bit more color coordinated
I like his red hardhat!
Yes, I do too… *covets red hardhat*
HAHA! I am sofa king red hardhat!
*steals red hardhat off of sofaking*
YAY I OWN A RED HARDHAT! *LoZ item music*
*builds a new red hardhat out of lego*
*offers to sofaking*
*places a single yellow brick of Lego on lego red hardhat*
*takes a hammer and smashes red & yellow hardhat* Oooopsy!!!!
Ow! I was still holding that!
*Sucks claws*
*puts band-aid on gaynorv’s claw*
I am sorry gaynorvader! You were not my intended vict … I didn’t mean to hurt you.
*kisses claw after sterilizing*
That’s okay, at least they didn’t break!
*puts nail polish on gaynorv’s claw*
PS: LEILA, you’re expected to object to BaconLube a few posts up. Just FYI
Done and done and TY.
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Oooooooooooooh!!!! Pretty nail polish. Can I use it after?
*begins licking off nail polish*
NO! Leave it be or I will whip out the make up bag. Don’t make me to it.
*Looks at LEILA, hurt*
*stops licking claws*
*sucks on tail*
Regains consciousness….did some dirty hippie hit me with a hammer?
*looks around for dirty hippie*
No, I don’t think so, I think it was LEILA.
Its been a strange and violent day on failblog.
*Eats sofaking’s tail*
*Realises sofaking doesn’t have a tail*
*Eats a passing pigeon*
*takes a katana and removes LEILA’s head* Oooopsy!!!!
*tapes LEILA’s head back on before she can be used for storage*
*shakes claw at ninja*
How do you remove something that is not there? *thinks Ninja is losing it* I have yet to grow it back.
You are going to look like Sally from Nightmare before Christmas very soon.
I think it’s a win since it took some … ahem … imagination (?)
Okay, I feel kinda bad now because, obviously the guys is from some third world country and the last thing you’d worry about is spending money you don’t have on a real helmet.
*points to the helmet on his handle bars*
Shh, you’ll spoil the magic!
*distracts LEILA to a different part of thread*
Erm, yeeees,
but I refer the Honorable Member for Myxamatosis to the front of his bike.
*sends herself to a permanent time out and ends all discussions in this thread due to stupidity*
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Aw LEILA, don’t get disgruntled! (he he! disgruntled is a funny word!) Just pretend like it never happened and we’ll imagine a monkey hijacked your keyboard while you weren’t looking!
STOOOPID MONKEY!!!!
Brings whole new meaning to the term brain bucket
“Fail Pail”
It had to be said. It was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that (I later saw the helmet).
*heehee*
Went lookin’ for a bucket head joke, found this. clicky
NICE! That one took me by surprise!
Same here!
Wow, I forgot the reply button?
*IQ drops by 100*
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Wait, what?!
WTF just happened?
It said that the comment two above me, was NOT a reply button.
WHAT – THE – (FCC Censorship kicks in)
Thats a new one, WHAT THE FCC IS GOING ON HERE?!
*rewrites the 3rd sentecnce*
It said that the comment two above me, was NOT a reply.
ROTFL, thats the funnies tthing I ever seen!
RT
http://www.privacy-web.net.tc
He is Devo. D-E-V-O.
Doesn’t anyone remember the 80’s?!!
You made me say it…
RUNNING IN THE ‘90′S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we not men?
Heading for the 90’s living in the wild wild west?
*POUNCE* ‘morning!!!! How did Cinco De Mayo treat you yesterday?
*oooff!!*
I think you nailed DrB and me both. Careful, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets an eye poked out!!
*ahem* Good morning Leila!
I had a margarita in honor of the occasion. Went a bit too stiff on the ta-kill-ya, so it, er, took my breath away.
How is Leila this fine morning?
Absolutely wonderful!!! I did partake a little in the festivities by enjoying one margarita. That’s all it takes for me. Two sips and I was already tipsy. …I will be careful with my pounces next time.
Is that a trick question?
Devo reference. “Are we not men? We are Devo!”
Google it if you have no clue what I’m talking about.
When a problem comes along…
All I know is this: If you remember the 60’s, you weren’t there!
I’m trying not to.
You bet, badkitty! Hehehe.
Thanks!
Thanks to my alcohol experiments I have more problems remembering the 90s.
Hell, I have problems remembering yesterday.
Um, where are we going? And why are we all in this handbasket? o.O
At least he’s trying, more than I can say for half the motorcyclists I see around here. Shorts, t-shirts, and no helmet and weaving in and out of traffic at 80mph. Drives me nuts.
Yet he’s not wearing the actual helmet on the dashboard.
*facepalm*
Ow. *facepalms gaynor back*
How did you face palm my back? Plus I facepalmed myself.
You were re-facepalmed. Cya, I g2g
I never said he was perfect.
Where are the racists today? They’re slow. Lazy bastards.
You’re expecting them? Why? Are you going to cue Boggy or Ninja?
Usually it’s enough to have a black person on a picture to get them out of their swamp. I wouldn’t mind if they stay away, though.
psst… don’t call them!
I say let them come in. Nothing like an ignorant fool to make my day.
Take a peek at the end of the holiday fail then.
Dare I?
It’s getting further and further up, I think they’re gone, just hope their posts haven’t been deleted, they were quite amusing.
Code Black
Races are stoopid.
Not all of them…I like the races on MarioKart Wii.
me too LEILA! I bought the game for my kids and I play it more than they do!
Do you know of some kind of MarioKart Wii addiction center I could sign up with? I need some serious help.
Only allow yourself play one track.
WHAT???
Are you insane????
Yes, but that’s beside the point, if you only allow yourself play one track, particularly a crap one, you’ll get sick of it and stop playing.
I am sick of Rainbow Road – I cannot place first in that STUPID track.
Heh! That’s the first track I got first in, it remains the only track I can consistently get first in! All the others I fluctuate between fifth and first1
Heh! That’s the first track I got first in, it remains the only track I can consistently get first in! All the others I fluctuate between fifth and first!
I like the one with the mushrooms that you bounce on. And I particularly hate the one with the lava and shit.
Its fun to link up with friends and play against them, its our own little group.
sssshh… *whispers* Those lurking NASCAR fans might hear you.
We don’t lurk, we draft.
Draft beer is good.
*Clips Cloral to add a nice Darlington stripe*
hee!
Oh dear. Did I say ‘lurk’?? I mean ‘draft,’ yes that’s it, draft. Happy drafting this fine Wednesday, (pretty in pink) Judy. *worries this comment borders on the obsequious, but better safe than sorry*
Nice slingshot-move there, foop.
OMG! BUCKETHEAD UNMASKED !!!!11ONEELEVEN
Who are you, and why are you so full of WIN?
imitators
dang cant get an avatar to work.. there is a funny one with chuck norris wearing a kfc bucket on his head.
Did you clear your cache?
i did now
Sometimes it takes a while. Mine took two days to show up.
gaynorvader, isn’t that a personal question?
Gosh I sure hope not!
*looks worried*
Speaking of balls, have you seen Malicite? He last indicated that testicles have grown in his throat as a result of consuming a poor animal.
He might have died, do you think he has learned his lesson? Should I resurrect him?
I don’t think he will learn his lesson but you should resurrect him because you do not want to carry his death in your conscience.
My conscience is pretty strong you know. But I’ll resurrect him out of general goodwill.
*resurrects Malicite*
All hail Lord Dark Helmet!
But it’s my Schwartz!
Space Balls! May the Schwartz be with you.
I bet she gives great helmet.
aiki, your avatar goes perfect with that comment.
Cuz he’s horny?
ACK! I thought you were responding to gaynorvader and you were clearly addressing aiki. *puts self in time out*
*now howls with laughter*
*still in corner in time out but notices WIK laughing*
I would think of something witty, but I’m laughing too hard.
Cuz he looks like he’s up to mischief.
I guess being funny looking does pay off.
Looks like a scene from the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” fan project
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
… and tell you the story about the bucket I wear.
To pick cotton
That’s what Jeremy Clarkson had to ware in a secial Vietnam episode of Top Gear.
Yeah, first thing I thought of! Brilliant!
I wonder who is eating my comments now…*sigh*
Poor LEILA.
*Hugs*
THATS RACIST. Thats not a fail. Theirs no money to buy a helmet.
Idiots
But, but, that’s not true! Those guys are the winners of the Nigerian Lottery. That’s how they got the money to buy that fine bike with the built-in helmet on the handlebars. *duh*
*nods*
Oooooooooooooooh…now we’re talking! I almost was one of those victims – well they thought they had me. The Nigerians do not WIN lotteries, they steal from unsuspecting people … most of them get taken because of greed whereas I almost did and I was just selling a car. I had my bank verify the cashier’s check and they found it was a fraud. I played with the contact after that. He kept asking me if I wired the money and I kept telling him, I am on my way to wire it. Of course I had no intention of sending even a penny. It went on for a few days and I kept apologizing to them for not making it and the fool believed me. HAHA!!! It was fun.
Nice one!
He didn’t win that. I sent it to him so he could sell it and come back to the US so we could get married. He has a lovely 6 year old son that he is raising alone because his beautiful wife died of cancer after cheating on him with his best friend. He has been stuck in Nigeria after his company sent him there for engineering work and he just needed the bike so he could come back home. There is nothing racist about this, I agree.
*hug*
*hugs back*
*HUGS! front*
I was wondering why that pink lingerie was on the gas tank.
I had to remind him of what he was coming back for.
I expected a racist, but the PC-ist was faster.
Just one question mr code black> are you the local defender for the black man’s rights? or are you just some uppity n*gger? f-a-g
did you see the helmet on the front of the bike?!? f-a-g
My daddy used to tell me to shit in my hat…I wonder…
Hmmm that sounds so wrong on several levels.
It’s old hat.
Hi Ryannon!
Where have you been? Hope all is well.
Did he make you put it on afterwards?
When he crashes he’s going to get plastic shards in his scull. It’s worse than not wearing a helmet at all.
It might be an improvement. He is wearing a plastic helmet afterall. How much damage do you think has been done already? I think I recognize him from the “do not run with scissors” PSA on the subway in Manhattan.
maybe it’s special reinforced plastic?
*Snicker*
If you can’t read this come a little closer.
Argh, I meant skull. Pass me the bucket please.
It’s in the scullery.
On a very unrelated topic: I feel like eating a packet of Love Hearts.
Ewwwww. You eat chalk??I eat
anything! Except vegetables.You just insert them?
No, I try my level best to avoid them altogether!
Keep up the good work, then!The blogmonster is eating comments again!
Clickie, and tell me if you would eat that!
Try this then http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/82905364/sandwich-cake-a-layer-of-deviled-ham-chicken
Not for the the faint of heart.
I had to post it this way ’cause the blogmonster seems to think it’s spam if I post it as a name link.
I need a mix of
+ 
+ 
+ 
I did warn you.
Perhaps that's why I blocked it.Try candyboots(dot)com, if you want a good giggle.
*giggles*
That's just plain wrong.They make me sick. That and vegetables have feelings too! They just don’t have anyone to fight their corner for them!
It’s good to settle a churning stomach.
That or start it churning.All you need after a long night out is chalk and a helmet!
you write on the helmet “I will not drink alcohol again” a hundred times with chalk?
It’s also good to stomach a settling churn!
I try to keep the funny Love Hearts. Yay.
If you can read this, my FailBlog access problem has been fixed. If not, you can’t read this.
LOL
Nice.
Buckethead WIN!!!
Buckethead WIN!!!
Say it a third time and it’ll become true.
it a third time
LMAO
nice hat
Did you know that laughing consumes calories? So in theory, you really could ‘laugh your ass off’.
But it’s actually hard to lick one’s own ass ‘ole.
black people do it all the time, and procure aids.
but…. he has an extra helmet ON THE BIKE!
why has everyone avoided mentioning tha his pillion is wearing a hard hat from a building site and not a proper helmet?
DOUBLE FAIL?
Seems there’s also a car going head-on to him. That’s definitely not a good sign.
(My first post on here D:)
Welcome to failblog! Enjoy your stay!
I shall. *fends off trolls with a knife*
So there is walruse’s bucket went. Not but still what is that pink thing between his legs
That’s not a fail. That’s a win.
What’s even worse?
There’s a helmet RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE BIKE.
well hes using a bucket, theres a helmet in fornt of him, and the bucket looks like a kkk hat, so im gonna go with triple fail
that’s kinda cool helmet….cheap but cool =)
I didn’t know Buckethead was black!
In case you people didn’t see, there’s the right helmet resting on the bike headlight, so, yes, it’s a FAIL.
The real reason that this guy is wearing a bucket is explained by googling “nigeria helmet law”
To summerise:
New law means motorbike riders must wear helmets.
Many don’t have the cash and improvise.
Motorbike taxis get helmets stolen by clients.
Some locals think taxis cast spells on helmets to take advantage of their fares..
Nigeria.. don’t you just love it?
So explain the helmet on the front of the bike itself then.
Does the bike need to wear one too?
HAHAHA
Utter brilliance!
Surprisingly resourceful too…
I love how there’s an actual helmet on the front of the bike.
this is actually kinda sad to be going on failblog. I am never one to shy away from a racey joke yet i find it sad that people are laughing at these poor Nigerians being fined a shitload for not wearing helmets, yet buying helmets is almost as much so they must make do with other objects
But wait, I’m not sure he has to wear the feta cheese container on his head! How is it that NOONE has noticed he has a perfectly fine helmet on his handlebars! . Oh, oh! I see it now! He has to store the feta cheese somewhere, so he stores it in the helmet on his handlebars! Such balance and symmetry to the universe there is!
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…And why would anyone admit they are never one to shy away from a “racey” joke?
Kids, there’s a reason they call it a “Brain Bucket”.
makes me sad.
black people being stupid, what else is new?
Bigot making asinine comment, what else is new?
Trolling is bad enough, but racist comments show how much of social failures bigots really are. Shame…
Look at some of the specimens further down. Nausea making quality.
HELMIT WIN!!
Style! A Black Buckethead.
No guitars, though.
Where was that picture taken? It looks like perhaps somewhere in Africa…
I saw this on Shipment of Fail about a month ago. Its at http://www.shipmentoffail.com/fails/2009/04/safety-first/attachment/151/ on April 26th.
Yet ANOTHER pic I first saw on eatliver.com. Why do I come back here at all?
Don’t.
question is, does this comply with the law?
It’s Dumb Ass Obama’s world
You’re one to talk.
Obama is awesome. If you have something against him, go lock yourself in a dark closet.
It’s not a FAIL, it’s a PAIL!!!!
i like how there is a purple helmet on the front of his motorcycle.
did anyone not notice the fact that there is a helmet on the handle bar place?
I don’t think this helmet is approved by the DOT…
Look …it’s Obammys’ little brother…………
synonym win by kenshinflyer…
that bastard stole mah bukkit and bicycle
You think this is bad, just wait until the lard in the bukkit starts to melt.
buckethead is known EVERYWHERE
if you ask me, this is more a win, then a fail
Well, it’s better than the chicken bucket he was wearing earlier!!
Whats more amusing is that he has a perfectly good helmet on the front of the bike.
The caption should be “Bucket of Fail”!
How has no one realized the OTHER guy is wearing a Halloween costume fireman’s hat?
All Hail to the new president Bucketheadwana !
Epic win! Probably a tribute to buckethead!
That’s not a fail, it is just ghetto.
first time i’v seen one w/ a job!
Jacob, if you dont know your website leave the field blank, its optional
is that a disney princess teacup sticker on his bike?
This is in Africa: What!?…
Wasnt there a previous one like this on another page?
Wonder how many spelling mistakes he had to make to wear that.