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Editor’s Note: This video was created prior to us winning the Webbys. All videos added as of April 29 do not include the intro, as promised.
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Editor Note?
Just heard, 0:27 sounds like an elephant laughing…weird. :/
Sorry, I’ll try to laugh a little quieter next time.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
DOT ORG!!!
…
Love that intro
yea its not too bad
though it is annoying a lot of the time?
do you not think so?
Nope. I always liked it.
Gravity strikes again!
Damn Gravity, always up in peoples’ faces and whatnot.
*falls down from the heavens*
*catches*
Curse the damn thing….
*says as falling down into a pit of pillows*
You win again gravityyyyyyyyy.
Looks like he didn’t even attempt to jump. He just ran full speed and tried to take a big step across the whole creek…
thinking not otherwise yet instead i reliable thinking in state of opening mind
indeed it is, young one.
indeed it is, young one
it is
And it evermore shall be.
This looks like a misguided attempt at a haiku.
15 days to ireland? christ man, are you walking? it only takes a few hours normally.
Elephants laugh?
Only when you tickle them behind the tusks
So LEILA – did you see my Ayn reply?
She was an “Objectivist”
I did and I replied that I learned something today. I am hoping I am not that extreme however.
Nah, you just OBJECT a lot
Only when it comes to animals and the occasional secret agent.
I’m Baaaaaaccck….
Even the dirt would be laughing at that
So that’s what an elephant’s laugh sounds like. Never heard one before.
Does this mean, btw, that elephants know lots of good jokes?
They have simple humo(u)r.
And they remember those jokes forever. So they can be a real bore at parties.
Where do you think those “elephant in the refrigerator” jokes come from?
Well, it’s important to learn to laugh at yourself… even if noone else does.
That’s why it’s wierd. Think.
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
So they can tip toe across a pool table without being seen.
Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
He was colorblind.
How do make an elephant float?
Take 1000 gallons of ice cream, 500 gallons of root beer and one elephant. Put them all in a glass.
How do you make an elephant fly?
Start with a zipper six feet long.
why do elephants paint their toenails red
so they can hide in cherry trees
how do they get in the tree
act like a nut and wait for a squirrel to carry them up
Yeah I think it’s cause they slowed down the audio and video so the laugh sounds like an elephant.
Definitely not a sound humans make!!
Yeah there is sum elephants!
i felt down to the ground cause of laughing!!
xD
No, Editor’s F A I L.
*strikes Biocoman for insulting the master of Failblog*
Really? How hard would it have been for the editor(s) to make 2 versions of the video – one with and one without the intro, rather than apologizing for the intro. Why, it’s almost like… putting a sign on a faulty toilet apologizing for its unwanted behavior instead of fixing it.
But, no hard feelings, FB!
The last laugh kills me xD
Missed it by that much.
Where that = 5 feet?
For arbitrary values of that.
Yeah, I meant to say “…tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at much”
Wait. Now you sound like a sheep.
Oh, ewe!
OMG – AMERICANS!!!!!!!
WHERE? *looks around*
*Looks up while quickly stuffing the last of greasy food into his mouth*
What of it?
LOL – once, when I was the co-owner of a political newspaper, my partner and I decided to go to a county fair. We walked into the sheep barn, heard them bah-ah-ah-ing, looked at each other, and – at the same instant – exclaimed “AMERICANS!”
*snorkity*
yeah cuz America sucks right?
Would you believe…?
No.
*lowers cone of silence*
*climbs under*
* *
…
!
… they put a man on the moon.
Damn you and that ear worm!!
Would have been more funny if the stream was like 10 feet deep and he drowned. Wait, thats not funny, thats tragic. Sorry for the confusion.
It’s an easy mistake to make.
I have problems distinguishing that kind of stuff. I am a hoot at funerals.
Then you should watch “Death at a Funeral”. OMG that is so &*#@ing funny!!
I have…very funny. But real life applications only end in….well…booze.
I avoid funerals at all costs. It helps that I’ve been lucky to have very few loved ones die. Supporting the family is great, but I find funerals simply depressing.
Funerals in my family always seem somewhat light hearted. No fear of death and the love of a good laugh, that’s my family.
*is sorry to know that he gives a good eulogy*
I think my aunt has you beat. She tried to set my ass on fire at my grandmother’s wake.
You weren’t flaming enough for her?
I jest, you know that, right?
*squeeze* Of course I know that
*squeeze*
Whew! Good! I just couldn’t not say that.
*squeeze*
You know we love ya, Mamie!
*ahem*
That^ was @ cuddles.
*squeeze* Hey bosom buddy!
Can I hide in your back pocket and go to Ireland with you?
I might be coming too, but you'll never know.Absolutely!
*sneaky group squeezes*
*squeeze* Hey jam!
Hey Cuddles. Long time no comment!
*squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze*
I’ve been gone, so have a lot of “squeeze” catching-up to do!
(Grumble… just when I get started, the doorbell rings! *sigh*)
Work has been crazy this week and last week. I’m boycotting work today since my boss is out
hehe… it’s me! I’ve come to help you build.
Woo.. good for you!
While the brass is away, Cuddles will play?
I like that motto. Cuddles is definitely here to play. And in 15 days, he’ll be playing even more.
Watch out for those accents, they’ll make your knees weak! You’ll be agreeing to a whole bunch of things you never imagined just to hear a few choice phrases.
That’s what I’m afraid of
*jumps on the bandwagon with SQUEEZES all around*
mr. cuddles I hope you have lots of fun in Ireland… but I’m sure that’s not going to be a problem
*dispenses many dragon-squeezes*
I’M FINISHED WITH MY SEMESTER!!! WOOHOOOO!!!
*high-fives Dragon!*
Woo hoo!!! End of semester *SQUEEZE!*
*pouts in the corner*
I still have 2 months.
What the…?!?! Okay, maybe I don’t want to know…
Are you the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral?
If you don’t know what I mean… you soon will.
It’s…THE GIGGLE LOOP!
It’s more like a stack, really.
*starts stacking beer glasses*
*snickers*
*muffles a snort*
*tick, tick…*
*adds another glass*
*just barely stifles a snork*
*tick, tick…*
*downs another pint, adds to the wavering tower*
*nearly chokes containing a cackle*
*tick, tick…*
I could swear I know that guy!
I swear I AM that guy. Once was crossing a wet log over a fast and deep stream. Woopsies!! Almost got swept away, but my father grabbed me in the nick of time.
I’m pretty sure I know the guy in the red shirt too.
Hey Avis, is that you, just off the camera to the left??
No, but the more I watch this video the more I think the guy in the red shirt is the TRIMP. Dragon will know what I mean.
Erm…
*desperately tries to remember…*
*gives up and decides to fake it*
Oh, YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You told me that you never fake it…
No…I told you that with you I never HAVE to fake it.
The Romantic Interest of the Male Persuasion.
The Boy.
The YOUNG Boy.
Ah…now if you had said “The Boy” I would have known.
Sorry… the one that falls in the creek looks like his room mate. If they weren’t BOTH in the video I wouldn’t think it was him (either of him).
Erm….
*wonky face*
My powers of comprehension are already on vacation.
Nah, my ability to explain might be, but never your powers of comprehension. The Boy is the one in the red shirt (I’m almost positive).
The guy that falls in the creek looks JUST like his room mate.
If the video had one, but not the other, I’d never make the connection.
You had me at wet log and fast stream
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to…
from where are you? i go to school with him.
This is sooo something I would do.
I think this is something I have done.
I don’t want to get into a game of I’ve never with Mr. Cuddles. That is a game I would surely lose. Or win? How does that game work again?
You only drink if you HAVE done it. Winning depends entirely on your point of view.
Well I might get buzzed but I am pretty sure Mr. Cuddles wouldn’t survive.
sofaking would probably win, and I’d be completely smashed. Now if he takes advantage of me in that state, we both win
I don’t know abou….wth you only live once.
As I stated on the last fail though, I hope they don’t find you dead under a pile of rugby players drenched in Guiness and Whisky when you are in Ireland. Have fun
If he goes that way, he’ll go happy.
*rofl!*
That would be a dream come true!
Thanks for the well wishes sofaking!
Last time I left the states I lost about 24 hours and have no idea what i did. (Montreal)
I’m going to lose 12 hours on the plane alone. As long as I’m coherent, I don’t care what happens. But being under a pile of rugby players would be a bonus
That could definitely be fun!
Cuddles – when do you go?
I leave May 21st. *squeeze* How are you Mookie?
I leave the 18th! *squeeze* Excited!
Nope, you only live twice
*acquiesces to BF’s Bri-ish knowledge*
More like “Bondish” knowledge.
Well, yes; but Bond is definitely bloody British, eh what?
Correct, old bean!
*sips tea and adjusts monacle while watching cricket match*
That was a wicked googly!!
Quite so.
What ho, old salt! That indeed was a jolly good googly!
*cricket clap*
*munches on scone and reads “The Telegraph*
But seriously…Peirce Brosnan as Bond…..wtf was that!?!
Craig is the best bond since Moore.
*drool*
Craig is HOT!!!
*joins Ms B in the drooling thinking about Craig in that tiny blue speedo*
I like him as Bond but I liked him better as a crazy northerner, setting fire to his bed.
Sorry…fine as he may be..he is no Sean Connery…oh wait! is that Antonio again??
Connery and Brosnan were both over the top. The real cool spy vibe comes from Moore and I think Craig has done it well too.
I love how Bad Ass Craig is. It feels more real to me.
Don’t you DARE critisise the one and only best bond ever, Sean Connery. Moore’s only facial expression was a raised eyebrow, and BOND IS NOT BLOND.
Agreed!
I had a problem with the blonde too at first, then I saw the movie and fell in love!
OK Connery was good in the first few bond movies, but From Russia with love is corny as hell!!
Are you serious, sofaking?! That is the most insulting thing I have ever heard about that legendary movie.
I haven’t seen any of the movies. I’ve just seen Craig wearing a speedo in pictures and
needed a box of tissues afterwardsfell in love.What did Avis just do up there?!?Some kind of magic!! You don’t even understand it and your a ninja! I wanna know how to do that.
Go to the bottom of the page where the ninja and I are weighing the merits of hitting “refresh”.
*is a changed ninja*
Attempts to pull a magic Avis nesting trick…
Not to beat a dead horse but how can anyone take From Russia with Love seriously. The plot makes no sense and the movie is unrealistic. In real life they would have taken her to a secret prison and waterboarded her.
…and FAILS! How appropriate.
Brewski, you have to find your “vehicle” at the bottom of the page. It doesn’t always work though.
*rips f5 key off keyboard*
*starts muttering “I will nest below the level, I will nest below the level”*
Just whenever you DO refresh, check the bottom of the page. Just a reminder, while it may take you for a ride, it might not get you to nest below the nesting level. Sometimes the comment you are replying to just isn’t that far down the thread.
You realize that you totally lose the mystique, and some serious badass points, whenever you explain this, right?
Yeah, I know. But then it turns into a race when you DO find comments lingering and we get to see how many “inappropriate” nestings we can rack up!
*breaks off*
*shakes fist*
*gives +2 badass points and +5 mystique points to Avis*
Thank you Brewski!
You’re welcome! 8)
Blog Ninja will be pleased to see that Failblog biker guy has been reincarnated for one day.
Woohoo! I seem to have missed this comment earlier.What happend to the fourth kid?
He’s up a creek.
without a paddle
He couldn’t brook the teasing and went home.
His joints are creeking after that cold, wet exposure.
His head is swimming with thoughts of eminent death.
he’s got water on the brain
His career as a long-jumper is all washed up.
He’ll have to go with the flow, I guess.
And no stream of consciousness.
At least he’s branching out.
I can’t believe his friends sold him down the river like that.
if only he jumped another foot,
if only he jumped a little higher,
if only he wasn’t completely physically incompetent,
then he might still be dry.
Three cheers for Velvet!
HIP HIP!
HOORAY!
HIP HIP!
HOORAY!
HIP HIP!
HOORAY!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY velvet!!!
WooHoo!
WooHoo!
WooHoo!
Woo hoo!!!! Go Velvet!!
Thank you! Thank you!
.
*throws flowers out to everyone*
.
I have finally made it! And I’m glad the comment fit the fail!
.
((snoopy dance))
Yaya Velvet!!
You GO girl!!!
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!*
*throws confetti*
Gimme a D
Gimme an O
Gimme a T
ORG!!!
She’ll be crushed if she doesn’t make it for her own powered fail.
ah, crushed velevet, the “sexy” of the 80′s
crushed velvet, the “sexy” of the 80′s
damn double post!
No problem; it was THAT sexy!
Maybe more?
That was sexy in stereo, abstract. LOL! Love it!
*bows* of course my lady/ good sir. Only for you, the sexiest of all fail bloggers, do we pull out the extra “sexy”.
*squeeze*
.
And it’s lady.
.
With the name velvet and a disco ball for an avatar, I’m either female or a gay male. Either way, I’m all about the men!
HERE, HERE!
mr. cuddles, we would have just way too much fun at a Chippendale tour stop.
Is that an invitation? I say we do it!
Sounds good to me! I get first dibs on the barkeep, though! You get first dibs on the waiter.
Ummm… I would very much like to join the two of you, should you ever endeavor to make that plan! Maybe if we got enough people together we could get a group discount!
OOoohh! Sounds good, avis! If we can’t get a group discount, maybe we can get enough people together to take over the place.
I’m actually debating bringing my own stripper to my cousin’s fiance’s bachelor party since I won’t be paying attention to the one there for him.
Well, if it’s anything like ones I’ve been to, some of the bachelors may end up losing some clothing too. So it’s a win-win!
Avis, Velvet & cuddles – add me to the list of attendees!
*squeezes velvet* Congrats!
*squeezesqueeze* Thank you! I am levitating right now from all the excitement!
Oo!
*attaches a string to velvet’s disco ball*
Coolest. Balloon. Ever.
Hey, that balloon doesn’t have any exit.
WOOHOO VELVET!!!
*SQUEEZE* YIPEE!!!!!
Finally a ‘powered by’ that acknowledges one of our great troll stoppers!
(Though I guess we did have one for WN and 2 for Arthur, but you guys get my point)
*shuffles off stage and runs away*
Hey! I powered a video too!
*squeeze* and did a fine job mr. cuddles. May I join you in that pile of rugby players?
Sure, I don’t need all of them!
Yay, velvet! The comment even matched the vid!
*supah squeeze*
I’m so glad it did match!! Of course, I was referencing a movie at the time. But it still matches.
I agree… velvet ftw =)
I had to think about FTW for a minute (and get my mind out of the gutter). HA! Thank you!!
.
*squeeze*
He needed more spring in his step.
He skipped Spring and went right to Fall.
That summer-izes it.
Mr Cuddles, FTW! (ter)
And now is the winter fo his discontent.
*switches f and o and laughs at how “fo his discontent” sounds*
It’s a rap version of Shakespeare.
“To shizzle or not to shizzle, fool!”
I believe that would be “foo”.
*pities the foo’*
So would that make you a foo fighter?
Foo me once, shame on — shame on you. Foo me — you can’t get food again.
Hungry?
Though I’m feeling a little wolfish, I think I’ll nibble all night long.
Hee…! Don’t forget that I’m ticklish!
I thought we’d eat in; I brought some takeout.
And I have dessert for you…I know you like the sweet stuff.
Mmmmm…dripping in honey…what do we have to wash that down?
Honey-wine, of course! With something just a little bit spicy on the side.
*pecks your sweet offering*
Hey, Dragon Writer and Admiral Apparent, why must you always have internet sex every night? There are other people here, you know. Grow up (get a life) and get a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Bob, you are a fool and missed some of the biggest facets of failblog.
1) Socializing.
2) Humor.
3) Watching them.
Very well, I just got a little annoyed.
Coyote, I think it’s a case of jealously.
How incredibly sad that you would get annoyed by two people enjoying each other and engaging in pun-based affection and sexy wit, especially when we aren’t hurting anyone.
If you don’t like it, don’t read it. But there’s no need to be so curmudgeonly.
Yes, leave being a curmudgeon to those of us with a lot more experience at it. Not that that applies to me of course.
Hey Bob, why must you snipe from the sidelines? There are real people showing genuine affection for each other here, you know. Get some confidence (find courage) and join in the friendship-forming fun.
You can’t foo a good fighter. *seriously considers changing adopted name, foop* Too easily rhymed with………..other rather undesirable words. *considers that no one but I will ever read this comment* oh well, such is the life of a foop.
I think his spring was brook.
WOO HOO VELVET!!! SHE HAS THE POWER!
This calls for a celebration. Tequila shots all around – on me!!!!
*shuffles off to corner*
Don’t worry! I’ll provide the Ice Tea!
I don’t know, after last night, I’m still kinda…
Oh OK if you’re going to pressure me like that!!
*grabs shot glass*
Woot!! I’m soooooo excited! I powered a fail!
.
*confetti*
*pours tequila in Ms B’s Ice Tea when she wasn’t looking*
*smacks LEILA’s hand*
Bad LEILA!! That was my tequila!Thanks! I needed that, it’s been a loooong morning.
I was just trying to provide something non-alcoholic for our underaged GBF!
Too young to drink in England? What is he, a zygote?
What is the drinking age in England anyway?
Anyone?It was 18 last time I was there but it is not as rigid as US laws. I went to London when I was 14 with a high school group and we were never carded or turned away. Some of the kids in the group looked like they were 12 and they had no problems drinking.
Damn, I'll be 18 in a couple months.Well, you may not be old enough to drink, yet. But soon you will be old enough to fight and die for your country is some god-forsaken sand-flea infested middle-eastern desert! Congratulations!
*celebrates*
Yup 18! Starfish is right though, even Mookie would get in around here.
*SNORK!*
*pops in*
*stares at all the shotglasses full of alcohol lined up ON Leila.*
This could be fun.
*back out again*
WHOA!!! I thought I saw Gray for a second there.
Is that a colorblind person’s version of seeing red?
I take exception to that!
One in four men have some level of colorblindness, while one in 25 women do. I’m either mildly colorblind or I have no taste when it comes to matching clothing. I need those clothes that kids have where all the triangles go together and all the squares go together….
Sorry about that, I did not intend to offend. You have to understand that I come from a long line of colorblindists and those tendencies are hard to break.
*thinks of ways to impress Leila while she is drunk*
*puts on parka and ripped jeans, sandals and guitar*
*grows goa tee, joins peta*
*snork*
Um, saves the whales and shit….
I flush my excrement, but I don’t know about you.
Um….I save it for compost?? I can’t do this. *takes off hippie costume, resumes life as a giant wasteful meat eating douche*
I think I love you, sofaking. (in costume or out)
Hey, Velvet – don’t look to the right, but you powered this fail! Way-to-go, girl!
*squeezes Judy cos I missed her earlier <—*
*squeeze* to jam and judy!
.
I’m so excited about powering a fail! This just makes my day!
Yay for Velvet! (Psst… point me to where it says this, cos I just can’t see it anywhere.)
It’s on the video between 0.28 and 0.29. If you blink, you miss it.
Aha! I’ll watch again. Thanks.
the end of the vid. It is a quick blip.
I see now! Finally I know what y’all are on about.
*facepalm*
Congrats Velvet.
*squeezesmoochsqueeze*
.
Your earlier post was hijacked, and I wanted to s-s-s you closer than that.
*squeeze*
*smooch*
*squeeze*
Hi ya! How’s the day? Still rainy?
Got rain on the way here, and the power is going in and out.
Day 5 of the rain here. At least the vine fruit & berries will all be nice and juicy this year (strawberries, raspberries, grapes, blackberries, etc).
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That sucks about the power. At least you’re not in the shower or trying to dry your hair. HAHAHA!
First day of rain here for a forcasted full week of it.Enjoy your soggy week, ninja. I’m ready for some sunshine.
It has been raining non-stop here since Friday and it’s supposed to continue. I’m getting sick of it. But as long as my vegetables grow nice and big, I don’t care.
Growing pickles so you can make some pickle surprise?
That’ll be enough of that, Shirley!
We don’t speak of that anymore here.
*throws “squeeze” way up high to Jam*
??? I just saw a clickie some time ago that showed a scary video of some green guy making “pickle surprise”. I think you or velvet or somebody said that cuddles posted it. Did I miss something? Hopefully I didn’t accidentally key the nuclear launch codes or something??
And stop calling me Shirley!
Surely, you’re not offended by that are you?
Get me Rex Kramer.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Baconlube™.
“DOT ORG!!!”
lol. you are a “dot org”
No. You are.
They should have brought the 10-foot pole with them.
To poke him with?
Yez Sir
It would cure his hiccups.
Hey, careful with that pole!!
*stands with back against wall*
Don’t worry, we’ll just use the potato.
*cackles maniacally*
Then nobody would touch it.
Why is it always 10-foot poles? Why not 9 foot? Or why not rods?
It’s discrimination, I tell you!
Is it?
I’ve always preferred “…with a 3.048 meter pole” myself.
10-foot pole-ism for sure.
Maybe because ten is the largest single syllable number?
And pole instead of rod because… uhhhh… yeah, I got nuthin for that one.
*cough* Twelve *cough*
I stand corrected. That’s what happens when I type before I think.
But twelve foot pole just doesn’t sound right. Don’t know why.
I don’t know why either. Maybe it’s a metric conversion thing.
Score!
20 – 13. LA bakers are losing.
You scored with me just last night!
But if you insist…
Hmph. I made a joke about scoring here and the blogmonster ate it.
:p
Aaaaand then spit it back up!
*rinses off first comment*
*gargles*
Okay, now I’m ready…
*SMOOOCH!*
And SCORE!!!!
Maybe because a rod makes it sound like a thicker object?
Actually, a rod makes it sound like a baseball player.
As long as the pole is longer than the creek is wide.
That creek is deeper than it looks.
Yes.
And may I point out, once again, that the owls are not what they seem.
Who?
He’s on F*rst.
My wife, Helen.
Whom.
River deep. Mountain high.
Velvet's a racist!...and correct at the same time.so you can have everything you want!
wow, now I’m racist!
It’s contagious!
Racist flu!!!*scratches head* Hmmm…
Actually, it’s a movie title. And a line from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
*scratches head*
One of my favorites!
Actually that is a wild pig. That is a wild boar.
Blinkin, fix your boobs. You look like a bloody Picaso.
I've only seen part of that movie.You really should sit down and watch the whole thing one of these days. A true classic!
We’re men
manly men
We’re men in tights
Tight tights
Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
Riding through the glen,
Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
With his band of men.
Does he retreat, back to Sherwooooooood?
Course he should, course he should, course he should.
# Bravely bold sir Robin
rode forth from Camelot
When danger reared it’s ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Brave, brave, brave
Brave Sir Robin
“Put him in the tower. Make him part of the tour.”
Velvet, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
*refers to clicky – loved it!!!*
*looks puzzled*
*looks puzzled at Avis’s puzzled look*
*looks puzzled at maze fail while Blog Ninja looks puzzled at Avis’s puzzled look*
*looks puzzled at wall while wolfgangmunzerl2 looks puzzled at maze fail as Blong Ninja looks puzzled at Avis’ puzzled look*
*looks at a real puzzle*
*looks at taking a guzzle, after reading this thread*
*puts puzzle together for three hours only to find there are some pieces missing*
*begins the hunt for the missing pieces* I hate when this happens!
*steals three more pieces while Starfish is searching for the other ones*
*replaces missing puzzle pieces while Starfish is distracted*
@ Avis: “white guys can’t jump”
I know, I just couldn’t tell at first if the comment was where it belonged. It seemed like it could have belonged to one of the threads.
*shows Avis the refresh button*
Every once in a while you find a comment at the bottom of the page that seems out of place. If you reply to that comment you’ll end up with a result like my reply to GBF in the Bond thread. I know from refresh buttons, I was trying to do something else.
Haha, I know. But if I suspect a comment is out of place, I hit the refresh button and it puts it where it belongs.I like nesting where I’m not supposed to be able to.
I just noticed that. I think my heart stopped for a second there.Well you are a bird…it’s only in your nature.
It had me thinking that I forgot to hit reply! Freaked me out!
Dragon, Loz and I used to do this all the time, and then they fixed FailBlog so it doesn’t provide as many opportunities. It really freaks you out when it’s in a pun run!
slomo laughter always sounds funny
don’t know about that, i’ve nevewr heard a slomo laugh at anything, they tend to be a little slow on the uptake, so i guess it’s true that “he who laughs last, didn’t get the joke”
he should be wearing a bucket for that sort of leap.
promise fail, neah, just kiddin’, I don’t mind
i had a kid at school today tell me i am a rotten teacher and i should be bloody well hung.
i replied “what do you mean should be?”
He walked away with a beautiful puzzled look on his face.
You sound like one of the teachers I had in high school. There were at least two of ‘em that would’ve said that.
I hope you're not an English teacher because then I would have to agree with the kid.…I don’t get it. :/
Can someone explain this to me? Or am I just retarded?
I took it as he admitted to the student he was hung like a horse
Ooohh, thanks.
He needs a fail boat.
Damn you, gravity.
bwaaahahahahaha gravity is a beautyful thing
So…umm…I have been gone for quite a while. Apparently I missed something, It seems there are a lot of new members. But it looks like they don’t meet the “standards” that I was subjected to.
There are standards?
I dunno. Let’s ask DW or Admiral.
Standards? We don’t need no steenking standards.
Indeed we have standards…HIGH standards! Very high!
You quoted wrong, WN! Don’t use double negatives! And stand up straight, dammit…your shoulders are slumping!
*bellows at top of voice*
ATTEEEEEENSHUN! BAAAAAAAAACKS STRAIGHT! QUICK MARCH! ONE TWO, ONE TWO…
I actually sat up straight after reading this. Then I thought, what the hell?
Hee…!
Apparently.
Which members are you talking about? And which standards do you think they’re violating?
Grammar, if I don’t capitalize a single word or something little, everyone corrects me. But look around. I think it’s a little funny.
*carefully scrutinizes Bobbynoname’s post*
Mmm hmmm.
Looks fine.
*passes post on to next scrutinizer*
I think there should be a semicolon after the word Grammar.
*Scans Bobby’s post with a magnifying glass*
*Repeats with a microscope*
*Repeats with an electron microscope*
*Repeats with a particle accelerator/quantum microscope*
Bobby, I do believe one of your electrons has shifted to an improper orbital. Please realign immediately or face disciplinary action!
I could see that without the aid of any microscope, yet I can’t find my other sock. Hmmm.
I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t been on my game today with cracking down on grammar and punctuation, but I too have been gone for a while. I’ll keep an eye out for the culprits
You missed a period up there, mr. cuddles. ^^^
*pregnant pause*
*does a drive-by squeeze attack onroute to finishing his work for the day*
*squeezes Malicite*
Mal, you really have to kick this dangerous habit of working. For all you know, it may be addictive.
Squeezes Malicite and Brewski* I never punctuate the end of my sentences when I use a smiley face.
*shakes and scratches*
I gots to have it! I must have my work!!!!!
What’s this fail about? White boy tries to jump a creek and goes splash?
*shakes his head*
Work is a four letter word.
Work…?
*feels like he missed an intense, critical session about grammar and does a little dance*
*squeeeeze*
Yeah, sorry, couldn’t resist
Oh no! I missed a period too!
Good thing you’re a guy!
*laughs*
*snork*
i kind of liked the little intro…
The intro was fine. It was the countdown and the ‘WIN’ that were annoying.
That looks so much like my childhood. Ah… good times… there was always the fattie that didn’t make it. xD AHAHAH
(Disclaimer: I do not have any problem with any kind of people, being fat, skinny, ou whatever, but i’t's always funny)
That’s Carlito’s way!
I did it, my waaaaaaaay!!!
~ Frank Sinatra
Damn,press space to jump man
damn, want the ol’ intro to stay
Woah, that’s quite a creek! That thing is DEEP. (So yeah, it basically sucks to be that guy.)
that guy never player super mario bros….otherwise he would know how to jump…
it was funny…i laugh a lot….haha
So how’s the weather there in Indiana? And say hi to Orvile for us!
Shopped
Nothing gets bayou.
But he does get bogged down in the details.
I’m sure his mind is swamped with possible replies.
He’s sloughing through them as we speak.
I resent that! I had no replies in mind! In fact there was nothing in my head at all!
Nothing? Absolutely nothing? Well, I’m not surprised, for one.
Why aren’t you surprised? Is it because of the fact that I claimed that the fail was “shopped” even though it was a clear and straight-forward video, or was it the fact that I felt the need to say that there was nothing in my head at all that tipped you off?
Er…both actually.
Both?! Wow, you are the master of perception! I’ll be sure to follow in your stead and let everyone who makes a lame attempt at a joke know that they are stupid.
So THAT’S why you’re talking to yourself.
I’m going to wait 2 days to respond to that.
*facepalm*
That’s an odd deformity.
OMG, I am laughing so hard, this guy is hilarious. Can I keep him?
We’re just bottom fishing Bobbynoname…you can have Flounder here.
*chuckle*
A word of caution…he’s going to stink in two days.
It’s ok, I plan to eat him tomorrow. I’m gonna marinate him in Baconlube™ overnight.
Are you laughing at me, with me, or are you not even talking about me? If at me, I resent that; if with me, wait, what, you’re laughing with me?! If you’re not even talking about me, then why do I feel like someone is watching me?
Shut up and get in the frying pan!!
The smell of bacon…it sends shivers down my spine…
!
I had no idea “shop” was a verb.
Um…OK.
*headdesk*
WHY DID I SAY THAT?!
That was immensely stupid. I apologise.
It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
GBF, do you know how hard it is to type when you’re laughing really hard?
Did you find any good sales?
I found a shirt for $1.50.
He was a hop skip and a jump away from landing that.
He forgot to double-jump!
*fondly remembers mis-spent early youth playing Crash Bandicoot*
Or to build up full speed bar and use his shit to slow himself down like a cape.
*fondly remembers well spent youth playing Mario, remembers how much excitement those feathers brought. Feathers = cape, never got that, understood the flight connection.*
It came in handy now that I am becoming a video game and computer programmer.
i’ve seen people fail jumping creeks all the time and that certainly doesn’t deserve to be on failblog. Maybe if he knocked him self out and started floating down the creek or something.
And have fools start griping about people drowning again?
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."~Bill Cosby
The key to success is pleasing yourself.
In various not-necessarily-sexual ways.
And what ways would those be?I dunno… Give me a minute with that one.
*pleasures himself while waiting for an answer*
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know I was kidding, right?No…
*looks around at everyone staring at him*
*vanishes into the night*
Is it weird that I have 2pac, Michael Jackson, Journey, and AC/DC in the same playlist?
*looks at bobbynoname with strange look on face*
is that supposed to be hard? wtf is up with the awe when the two first guys jump?
LOL! He didn’t even jump! He just kinda stepped in!
I just want to know does anyone else find these song lyrics wrong? i mean these people need to learn to speak english…
“Pretty is what i feel, as you see in my eyes” WTF
(8) friends said they would like to kiss me ? (1) said they would do more?
*is puzzeled*
jajajaaaa very funny!!!
noob hadnt mastered the crouch jump. probably lost 5HP… i usually go noclip
In my opinion, the camera man’s laugh sounds more like a monkey. I heard him laugh and began searching the screen for one.
fat kid…fail…gravity win
that funny laugh made me rofl my copter a bit
The one instance where you should NOT ford the river.
Manly laugh fail also
The ending in slow mo sounds like a cow dieing.
LOL
Did he even TRY to jump??
in soviet russia, creek jumps you!
he had his sell phone in it too XD
Idiots…..
morons!
His jump button din’t work!