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Get me out!!!
Pedobear wants you to stay….
I think the same person that set up that maze used to work here in I.T. I’m dealing with an employee that’s using a 20MB Excel file that’s linked to another 24MB Excel file and the server, and the PC holding both Excel files has 512MB of RAM total.
I fail to see the problem? Excel only uses about 20MB of RAM, unless you’re trying to run Vista for some reason?
I didn’t give you enough information. The server is an AS400 system from 1982. You know, the old ‘green screen’ terminal system? Each Excel file has 100+ tabs all connected with each other and between both files and the server.
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Apparently I’m the only one here who’s ever heard of a database program.
And I mean the only one here where I work, not the only one here on FB.
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Is there a bukkit for failure to communicate what you really mean? Or would that require a barrel?
♪ Roll out the barrel,
(velvet) let’s have a barrel of fun! ♪
I could use a barrel of fun, DrB. Or a liquid lunch. It’s been so rough here this am even the boss’ wife mentioned it should be a chardonnay lunch.
I agree. Let’s do a liquid lunch on FB.
Did you ever find your tequila, Nellie?
I never lost it, Brewski
Ah…Now I getcha, Vee! Up there, MB stands for Meatball.
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You’ve been swamped with idiot Meatballs calling you all morning! Nevermind, they tend to roll off the table pretty quickly
*SQUEEZE!*
*SQUEEZE*
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No, MB stands for Many Bozos.
NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this “database”? Is this where you attempt to go out on a date with an entire army base?
*puts brewski in a headlock*
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Are you picking on me? Oh, just trying to be funny.
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*releases brewski*
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Gee, your hair smells terrific! What kind of shampoo do you use?
Why thank you! “Body On Tap”. It has real beer in it!
How interesting! Do they have a 7&7 scent, too?
Great idea!
*runs to patent office, again*
You may think I’m joking about “Body On Tap”, but it was a real shampoo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_on_Tap
I remember that shampoo! I also remember (which will show my age, nonetheless) the shampoo called Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific. I didn’t think it smelled all that terrific, but that’s just me.
Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific was a disaster to those of us with seasonal allergies!
It must’ve been made of tree and flower pollen, then.
The name choice was also a disaster. Of Biblical proportions.
I retract my previous post on this topic – I’m thinking of Herbal Essence.
Really? I never thought about that… Hmmm.. maybe I’ll use it when I go visit my annoying cousins. They have all kinds of crazy allergies.
what the hell does that mean?( mac person )
LMFAO!!@!
Think outside the balloon.
*thinks outside balloon*
*falls to imminent death*
NOOOO! *saves Fluffy with a fishbowl*
Good catch
Thanks.
Fruitcake saves all!
Hehehe, usually I find the comments on here retarded, and rarely amusing. I have to say, this little thread made me giggle out loud. Thanks
Think with portals!
Just follow the Left wall and you’ll eventually get out! … or not
>;-|
I just LOVE walk-through mazes, even today. As a kid, I was just gutted the day someone told me that trick
Might have been easier had you brought your papa’s chain saw. The mini-mac.
Hmmmm…
*licks lips*
Is that like a big mac?
Uh, what trick, Dr?
Oh, it’s a way to find your way through any maze…if you love people-sized mazes like I do, you mightn’t wanna know (takes all the getting lost fun out of it!).
There are two ways out of a maze. Some mazes have a faster solution with the left hand, some the right. Both will work except if you do not start following the wall at the entrance. An island in the middle of the maze will bring you back to the same point. Switching hands between two islands will also bring you back to the same point. Find the cheese.
Yeah, except when the walls from the entrance form a big loop, and the exit’s in the center with a raised walkway allowing you out. Gotta wonder how many confused people walked in circles for hours, failing to understand *why* wall following works in most mazes.
put your hand on the left wall. It gets you out everytime….if there is a way out
You complete asshat! Gah!
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Of course, I mean that in an abstract rather than literal way
psst! just go around the outside and call it a rope!
Asshat? Didn’t someone lrdy make and copyright those? Anyway, still love saying asshat.
Wrong.. its the right wall. Everyone knows that.
clickie
*SQUEEZE* George! I love that book and am now going to go back and read it all! Yay!
NOT If the maze starts in the middle (In a detached section) via an overhead bridge…
I aspire to make a maze like that one day, if only so that rule wouldn’t work.
The “left wall” trick only works if the maze has no “islands”.
If you’ve wandered far enough into the maze to move from the border to the islands, keeping your hand on the left wall will only lead you into an infinite loop.
Good luck.
not always! it is possible to construct mazes where both left-hand and right-hand wall following will lead you in circles… er maybe not both at the same time, but one leads you in circles, the other leads you back out the way you came in… something like that, been a long time
The method assumes that the maze is all branches and no loops. A good hedge maze will take care of that. You’ll get to where you started, but not necessarily to where you want to go.
IT’S A TRAP!!
Only for a 2-D maze… there’s a farm in the Boston suburbs that makes a 3-D maze in a cornfield every year. They have bridges here & there to foil this trick…
Dennis
we cannot get out…
the way is shut
Not only is there no way to get to an exit, THERE IS NO EXIT!!! It’s like Sing Sing, so easy to get in, but so hard to get out.
I don’t understand…how do you get out?
….Wow, that’s retarded. Doesn’t anyone check to see if it works before putting it in a book?
Einstein could do it.
How?
He could bend space and time.
Wow, I thought he was just good with science and math and stuff…
Einstein actually sucked at maths…
That’s Hiro, not Einstein.
Hehe.. I love Hiro..
Chuck Norris could do it.
Well, of course Chuck Norris could do it. That’s just common sense.
Chuch Norris once delivered a round-house-kick to common sense.
Chuch Norris’ real name is actually Emmett Norris, but when he saw one of my roundhouse kicks he wanted to change it to Czuhc Norris. I told him he couldn’t. And that he had to stop whining. That’s when he settled for Chuck.
True story.
Chuck Norris approves.
Chuck Norris is no longer god of the internet.
Old meme is old
John Holmes could do it. Fact is, he could do anything. And anyone.
Yet Chuck Norris could kick John Holmes ass anytime.
Yet John Holmes gets his ass kicked by Chuck Norris every day.
U-Turn, then go around the outside
Well it works, doesn’t it? I mean you’ll get out. Yeah, you’ll end up the same place you start, but you’ll get out nonetheless… The safest way to get to the other side of the maze is to go around it!
The way I see it, the problem is that the dude in the picture has got a large hole in his balloon!
It’s shopped.
That’s lame … try harder, Failblog.
You’re lame … try harder, Demut.
Try some Demut, Demut.
Demur Demut.
Dammit Janet.
LOL! now that entire movie will be in my head all day.
I so win at giving people worms.
*dances*
Hang on. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
*snork*
*offers hanky*
Thanks!
*wipes*
*gives back soaked hanky*
keep it.
*notes that snork count now = 2*
*snork*
snork count = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884
Meh, that’s still just an approximation…
*eats pie*
*removes brain worm*
i can has hanky?
That’s precisely why I don’t eat pork.
♫ In just seven days, (seven nights and seven inches) I will make you a maaaanananan.♫
Can you make him about 6′, muscley, with a good sense of humo(u)r, a fair amount of patience and undying devotion to me? Money would be nice, but not a priority.
Age range?
With credentials like that ^^, age doesn’t matter
In the rear?? *backs away, giving Moomin a narrow eye* *waves at everyone* I’ve lost my voice…
*gives Annie his voice*
GM malicite & Annie!
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Try some honey, Annie. That always worked for me when I was a kid.
*yells*
Take out the trash, clean your room, and wash the dishes!!
*looks up from computer*
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!
now I’m just like a dad!
*makes the gesture of good morning and squeezes all*
Malicite! How went the court date? Were they able to prove paternity?
I’m a father of two bouncey puppies!
*snickers*
Yeah, the court date was a disaster. I diaryed the court date in Outlook, so I was a day late and 30min early. However, the police officer did not show up yesterday, so I was able to just show some paper work and all charges were dropped!
Woo hoo!
*high-fives Malicite*
Bullocks! I misdiaryed…
*highfive*
Party time!
But, you got all charges dropped, so I’d say that’s a net win. All things considered.
*pops champagne bottle*
I’ve been winning a lot lately…
*waits for the epic fail to strike*
We’re gonna change your name to Eeyore if you keep this up!
mine as well.
Ummm…. Sure. *supports WN*
At least it’s a real fail this time!
i made this…
This is YOUR FAULT! *rolls fruitcake to ulu*
yay my first first =P and its not fail jus a well built baloon
You aren’t first. >_>
i was when i clicked on the picture >.< damn you people for being so fast
I though I was too, but even if I was first, I wouldn’t go “FIRST ZOMGS”.
i jus wanted to be noticed
As do I. I know how you feel. :S
I officially hereby notice both omally and FruitcakeSolvesAll.
Feel better now?
I would notice WN, but it seems he’s a ghost. ♫ I know a ghost can walk through the walls, but I am just a man, still learning how to fall ♫
Or fail.
Not to worry – I was once just a man too.
The phase passed, and here I am
*is a man*
WIK, we love you JUST the way you are!
*squeeze*
a woman on the internets *gasp in shock and horror*
That’s exactly what WN’s picture is, a dood that just saw a chick on the internet.
rooockk you like a hurricane….
Yes. ^_^
Well, you got noticed. And you don’t gotta be first for that.
I get noticed a lot too. I tend to randomly show up between shifts.
Apparantly yes you do.
what time-zone is this website in ?? O.o
Pacific Standard.
HIIIIIIIII *gives starfish a rubber ball*
*gives up on solving maze and plays with rubber ball*
Yay! *gives Starfish an extra rubber ball*
*tosses a third ball to Starfish*
The eternal question is about to be answered – can Starfish juggle?
If he grows some extra limbs…
Hell yeah!
*rolls in on a unicycle juggling triumphantly*
I took juggling in college, it has finally paid off.
Hooray! May I see your juggling diploma?
I took underwater basket weaving, I’m waiting for that to pay off.
Nice. I guess I’ll take something like space bowling.
ooooooooooooooh I LIKE that idea! Do you use planets?
I want to play; I think I’ll start slow, with moons.
Ok, I’m already at the part where I’m trying to roll brown dwarfs and know away big planets, like Niberu.
So which one is Pluto?
Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.
Boo.
*pat pat pat*
I know, I know. Poor little Pluto.
WN, I don’t know if I want to see you play moons…will your pants stay up or is it that kind of moons?
My pants will be staying up for this one – it’s cold in outer space
Whew, just moon jokes. I was sure somebody would make the stale old Uranus joke.
Pluto still IS a planet. Please do not blindly accept the controversial IAU demotion, which was done by only four percent of its members, most of whom are not planetary scientists, and which was immediately rejected by hundreds of professional astronomers led by Dr. Alan Stern, Principal Investigator of NASA’s New Horizons mission to Pluto. This debate is far from over.
If you run out of “rubber balls” perhaps Carrie Prejean could loan you one of hers.
I was unaware that she had any; just shows to go you how much you can learn on FAILblog.
Hers are made of rubberized silicon and are put on the up side, not on the bottom.
How did you get off the cactus? You’re supposed to be stuck on a cactus 2 or 3 fails ago! >:O
I handed him a unicycle. He’s still using it
Oh, dang! So now he’s a circus star! >.<
LMAO, awesome pun!
*puts Fruitcake’s ass back on*
Umm, WIK? Take a look here please?
Hmmm, slightly askew, I’d say. Was it that way before?
Yes; I think this is as good as it’s likely to get.
Nooo! It’s on upside down! Fix it!
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No, wait. It looks perkier that way. Leave it.
Wait wait.. there is a potato missing…
@ Eric (or 3 dominoes as it appears on my screen)
Maybe you stuck Starfish on an agave plant, not a cactus.
On Cinco de Mayo, all agave plants magically turn into tequila.
I believe you need to install Chinese fonts!
… So that I can actually see the characters I can’t read anyway? What’s the point?
Hm. Good point. But they do look pretty.
Over where I am, it’s about 10:08 am.
im in the same timezone as you then
eastern ftw
Think outside the Maze little grass hopper
Why didn’t Jerith think of this?
I don’t know; ask him.
Yeah! If he really wanted to keep the baby, this would be lot more effective than his cheating methods!
Photoshop’d. Am I right?
I think it’s not photoshopped.
Someone always comes in here proclaiming Photoshop…..
Yes, because ALL Fails are Photoshopped…. You, too, can make your own Fail and have it featured on Failblog!
and because photoshop is cheap and everyone can afford it (thats a joke to anyone who has wanted to buy photoshop then saw the price), if you dont get it, go try and buy a legal copy of photoshop
i got scared, fainted and then i woke up in a hospital…twice
*photoshops everyone*
Umm… why do all the girls look like hentia characters now?
Rut row…
*photoshops himself out of the equation*
Why does my head look like Brad Pitt???!?!?!?
too bad the joke wasn’t funny
Yeah, but there are several knock-off type programs that are very easy to get. I have one myself that is capable of simple editing, and it came with a webcam I bought years ago.
But I don’t think this is photoshopped. It’s just a cheap coloring book that apparently no one bothered to check for errors, LoL.
who have stooped you…U can,,,,
HA! Gotta love reference humor! especially the rhyming kind
Also: Saw this on another site.
(8) What’s your problem douchebag?
As if they knew how a maze had to look (at a simplistic level, at least) but no idea how they actually function.
Maybe it was a math-loving monkey who designed it?
No.
But Sarah Palin’s naughty monkeys played a role. What heels they are.
What was that? Sarah Palin is getting naughty in heels?
That would be in Eminem’s new video, brewski.
I’d feed her monkey anytime… anytime at all! Rarrr!
I think I have a puzzle book by the same monkeys – there’s a sudoku I’ve been working on for over 3 weeks with no success.
My guess is that you’re missing an X-wing.
Maybe I’m a-mazed at the way you love me all the time…
Oh, joy, another pun…. >_<
Making a pun about maíz is rather corny.
Just hope the corn doesn’t attract sine flu.
*It’s not supposed to make sense*
Depends entirely upon the coefficient.
Yup. *nods*
Yup. *shakes*
Yup. *rattles*
Yup. *rolls*
Nope. *burns*
Yup. *turns*
Yep. *faps*
yay, *runs…*
There you go again, off on a tangent.
Yummy… I need sausages though.
You do that on purpose
What? You replied, didn’t you?
I wasn’t expecting to be able to though
As soon as I see sausages I panic.
That reflex will spoil barbeques.
It all goes back to a nasty teabag incident. . .
tea really does ruin the taste of a good sausage. I’d suggest sticking with the sauerkraut but. …
Sine flu? Is that a new pandemic or do you need a “w” there fruitcake?
Yeah, typoes happen. I guess it didn’t register the “W” in there.
You have to apply before you can register. Then, you have to wait six weeks and reapply.
Also you might need someone to cosine the application
I have an acute case of sine flu. I guess I’m going off on a tangent here.
(Good angle, Brewski!)
is it sad that i thought that was funny as hell
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guess thats what you get when ur an engineer
It’s funny whatever you arccos’… Er… Cos’ I say so!
No, it’s not sad at all, unless it gets so extreme that, when someone says they converted their front hallway into a more functional room, you immediately think of a Fourier transform.
Damn!
Thanks! I was hoping I wasn’t being too obtuse.
Nope, you said it straight!
No, no, you’re down right angel-ic (or possibly hypotenuse)
Sorry, meant to say “hypo-obtuse”, silly mistake…
Hehe – that was acute mistake to make.
the math puns are killing me. KILLIING ME I SAYS!
We got rid of W here too!
Maybe I’m afraid of the way I need you.
Maybe I’m A Girl And Maybe I’m A Lonely Girl.
Maybe I Think You’re Lying and Maybe I Like Your Capitalization.
MAYBE I JUST LIKE CAPS.
I give Judy a Golden Star for her pun.
Lol, ok.
Thanks!
*adds to collection*
You beat me to the PUN-ch. I was quite “maze”-merized by your swiftness :p
Pedobear scares me o.o
Why does he scare you? *comforts Anonymous*
childhood experiences o.o
Ah. Well, ward him off with this.
*gives Anonymous a stick with a leaf impaled on it*
That sounds like a good way to just pop the hot air balloon, actually. Then pedobear would fall to his death, with the balloon falling on top of him and he wouldn’t be able to get out of it because the maze is broken. Be scare no longer, Anonymous!
You do notice all the obvious holes and the fact that we can see inside the ballon? Well maybe I should just take stuff as it is cuz I think into things WAY to much… ugh time to go before I ruin yet another joke and/or Pun Run…
Harsh lesson in real life WIN
You’re f*cked no matter which path you choose?
Balloons have poorly made mazes inside? Is that the life lesson?
I think that’s the crux of the biscuit.
*snork*
snork count = 1
Snork snork snork?
FB keeps eating my comments
really?
*chooses a path at random*
It doesn’t have an exit.
Are you sure?
I’m sure there’s a solution somewhere…
*strains under the concentration*
*gives support*
Maybe we could put our heads together
*KLUNK*
ouch.
Ow. Well, I guess I should get something for that bump. *puts BaconLube on forehead*
*smells bacon burning*
Don’t think so hard!!
My forehead’s not on fire, it just hurts. *puts BaconLube away*
*kisses forehead*
better?
*wipes BaconLube off lips.*
Yup. *wipes saliva off forehead*
*puts hat on forehead*
I OBJECT!!!
Ayn??? Is that YOU?!?!?
Who is Ayn and where is that bottle of Tequila? It’s CINCO DE MAYO for goodness sakes and we need to get this party going!!! ARRIBA!!! ARRRIBA!!!! *fails to roll her ‘r’*
WN has tequila everyday except Cinco De Mayo? *shakes head*
*dons tacky sombrero that no self-respecting Mexican would ever touch with a 10-foot ET finger*
WOOOOO!!!
*shakes maracas* ♫ ay, ay aye aye!♫
*starts dancing in Spanish*
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*hopes NO ONE asks why I dance in Spanish*
*lets her fab dancing speak for itself*
*Watches Leila roll her ‘r’s*
*pulls out undocumented tequila*
*looks around*
*holds out shot glass*
*shows up in green van, grabs tequilla and “deports” it into his shotglass*
Herradura? Ooh!
*grabs limes*
*nods at Starfish*
Good choice.
WN: As you a computer programmer too?
They never document anything either.
/* Comments are for wimps */
Why do you dance in Spanish and object to BaconLube?
Leila, you name looks all, umm…defrocked!
*needs to look up defrocked* Oh yeah? How so?
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/GOOGLE
Haha, just…well without cause!
I am looking for a cause. Any suggestions?
Adopt a Surfer?
Feax-leather for rockstars!
*stealthfully takes ‘a’ and replaces with a ‘u’*
*stealthily pops ‘a’ back in and takes out ‘e’*
*thanks aiki for the ‘u’*
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Faux-leather for p0rnstars!
Well, she’s got me on my knees, comes right down to it…
and once again:
way, way too easy
*wonders what WN is doing on his knees*
Well, I’m beggin’ darlin’ please, actually.
If you want to get down, down on the ground…
♪ Everybody’s…down on their knees… ♪
Consider this, consider this
the hint of the century, consider this
the slip that brought me to my knees failed…
That wasn’t my head. Keep doing it!
*squeeze*
*squeeze back atcha*
So, laxatives won’t help?
Only when he wants to run.
I’m washing my hands of this thread. Humpf!
*still straining to get out*
There is no exit to this thread.
Seems we’re a tad blocked-up.
♪ So very hard to go, ’cause I love you so, ♪
♪ Butt I know, that I love you so… ♪
*wonders how Hairy is doing*
there isnt even an exit hole in that balloon….
That’s the fail.
Ha! Beat you by a minute.
Me? At what?
life.
He beat me by a minute at life?
thats how it happens. sucks huh?
I guess. *eats a small insect*
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nummers!
Want some syrup?
Has anyone seen my Resident Cricket?
Ask Boggy. He went –> way.
If you carefully follow the lines of the comment box you’ll se who I was talking to.
You may even “see” it.
*opens third eye*
*is on the outside, looking in*
*looks in with closed eyes*
*looks forward with expectation!*
*looks awkward standing on a balloon*
*shoots at balloon*
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OOPSY!
Ow!
Actually, this looks like our org chart….
or the logic behind automated call centers for utility companies. Oh wait, its missing the rack & shackles isnt it?
this dollar store classic coloring book is the exact reason why the low class have such a high drop out rate from school…
What do you mean? Wouldn’t this be more of a challenge than your average rich-boy coloring books? (or coloring laptops….)
I think mimes would appreciate such maze.
*roffles*
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*palms glass*
Okay…no mime thread then…
*takes off striped turtleneck*
I’ve been miming here for ages!
You know GV, some people frown on miming your own business.
Oh no! Where are these people?! I better hide!
*mimes a box around self*
*closes lid*
*vanishes*
This thread has neither mime nor reason.
Good one Brewski.
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*starts miming for no reason*
I can’t *hear* you!
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(And… is there ever a reason for miming?)
Nope. Other than to make people hate you.
You rarely see mimes any more. Is that because open-season was declared a few years back? They’ve thinned the herd nearly to extinction, I’m afraid.
Mimes are meant to not be seen, not not be heard.
The mimes are too busy encapsulating attachments in e-mail.
It’s quite simple. This is not a maze, nor is it a shoe, nor a door.
So…… It’s a book on Greek mythology?
probably…maybe…BaconLube™?
But it doesn’t have anything to do with Greek mythology….
baconlube = greek god of taboo
Really….
BaconLube™ [A product of the ancient Greeks]
Subdivision of Hallmark…as most things tend to be.
Would anna nicole still be alive had she used bacon lube?
I SO FREAKIN’ OBJECT!!!
I SO FREAKIN’ OBJECT MORE!!!
I OBJECTED TWICE ALREADY, BEFORE BREAKFAST!!!
Wait.
Oh! Objected, now I get it. Sorry
Oh no! Why DrB? WHY, WHY, WHY???
Errr, sorry petal. I just got my words confused. It was more like self-objecting if you must know. Hehehe.
It’s best not to have bacon lube with your breakfast.
Signed that petition, WIK. Just sayin’.
Thanks for the update DrB.
Good to know. Morals have no place here.
What did I miss?
This *points*
*stares*
You don’t look with your hands, silly!
I don’t see you objecting nor stopping WhatIKnow DrB.
Nor subjecting nor popping?
Nor predicating nor dropping?
Nor beeing nor bopping?
Be bop-a-lula, she’s my baby.
preparation for real life win
There are birds near the balloon. Jump on a bird and fly away. Never ending story WIN!
No one flies around on a bird in the Never Ending Story. You confused it with LOTR.
Never Ending Story = flying around on dogs to a cheesy theme song
Ahh, the memories….. ATREYU!!!!!
Don’t confuse shitty movies which had the same title with the story, please.
My dog looks like the Luckdragon from Never Ending Story.
What was the name Bastian chose for the princess? I cannot for the life of me remember it! I DO remember the horses name though.
And- Hi all, guests left at 11pm last night! Ready for the stories?
*SQUEEZE*
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Ooh! Yes, stories please!!
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And, no, I don’t remember the name of the princess.
Mondenkind in German. Maybe “Moonchild”? Now the stories!
Dammit! I sent a post, the monster got it! I’ll tell ‘em in the next fail.
Alright, *settles in* Friday night I learned that I cannot stay up ’till 6am drinking. Well, I suppose technically I CAN, but it hurts like hell the next day. AND the next one too! Saturday, none of us did ANYTHING. I think there were 5 stops that night and at least 2 drinks apiece at each.
ARGH! There’s a hole in that brick balloon!
I wish the girls around can help me in this one… wich one it the best product to my gf?
original strengh vagisil creme, maximum strength vagisil creme, vagisil medicated anti-itch wipes or vagisil feminine moisturizer?
bacon lube seems to be the favorite here.
probably one of the worst places to ask for advice on that…….
oh and TMI
But seriously – BaconLube™ is the OTC medication of choice.
WTF? I OBJECT!!!!
*flees from vagisil discussion*
*wonders what vagisil is*
*decides to try some with pasta*
*gags*
It’s best with whole wheat crackers, GN.
Don’t forget the ‘meat’ balls.
… or cottage cheese.
What the vag…
Nice try there, just ask her.
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!!
and grazie mille.
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Feel free to share your tequila since WN didn’t bring any today. I want a margarita on the rocks s’il vous plaît
*plonks down crate of tequila*
*wanders off to find some Poitín*
TY gaynorvader. What the hell is Poitín and how is it related to Cinco De Mayo?
Poitín is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage (60%-95% ABV) and Mayo is a town and a County in Ireland. Also i like Poitín.
Learned something new today in addition to the word DEFROCKED.
Today I learnt about CINCO DE MAYO! (and vagisil)
The tequila and Poitin are a much better way to celebrate than what I used to do, which was to fill a sink with mayonnaise, and, well…. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
Didn’t see it in the comments yet, but it isn’t just that this maze has no exit, you can’t even start it! The two paths dead end.
*goes off to get a cup o’ coffee*
Err… yes. You better drink two coffees.
Yeah… I think your right…
Boy do I feel groggy today, and I wasn’t even drinking last night.
The hangover but not the fun before? That’s not fair!
Actually, he had quite a few too many. Which is why he doesn’t remember. Probably still wondering why he woke up in a pile of dollar bills and with sore paws.
Mornin’, kitty! We all loved the show.
Good times, good times.
Show? What show? Why is there jello shots all around me? And why am I wearing ladies underwear? What happened!?
*changes ‘is’ to ‘are’ and pays grammar fine in dollar bills*
And would those dollar bills be from yesterday’s exposure party?
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*SQUEEZE*
Yup… wait, there’s a note here that this money is to used for the “Powered By Party Fund” and the “Those who have been scarred by Aiki” fund? Wow… that’s a lot of people. Ah. Here Velvet, you can have it all.
Ah yes, I would fall into the latter group. How do I go about getting compensated?
AW YEAH!
*collects two thousand dollars from aiki*
Tried to make coffee and stupid grains overflowed into my cup.
*drinks from the cup* Nothing at all wrong with that, Leila!
That’s NOT coffee. You grabbed the wrong pot.
“That’s right, Tom. You might even say this is…unBEARable.”
“…”
“Back to you, Tom.”
OMGosh, Whoops! Too funny!
RT
http://www.anonymity.ru.tc
Woa depressing maze. There’s no way out kids!
Try again.
*snickers*
There is, did you not see how low the walls are?!
You can go out through the in-door.
How about holy of the houses?
The song remains the same.
Kum Lord…and free me from this maze!
Now why does this happen lately?
oh gawd…pasted by accident. Can we edit posts?
Nope!
*doesn’t believe it for a nano second when Willis claims the paste was accidental.*
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Hmmm…*scratches chin*
*hands LEILA some Vagisil for her chin*
I OBJECT!
Thank you!
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*smacks Nellie*
Willis: (Being serious for just this one moment) If this is your video artwork, you should be on Vimeo, not YouTube.
And if this is a personal story, my condolences.
embed?
That’s it! One of the Signs of the Apocalypse™
Her face scared me!
those maze guys are assholes
This is actually a commentary on the futility of life. Children need to learn early.
This maze symbolizes my life at times.
Round?
And full of hot air.
…a funny little gerbil at the bottom…
And a pedo bear waiting for you at the end
There is always a pedo bear at the end of the maze :/
I like this blog. My site you will like
Say what?
Its like playing MadGab with some of these people, you just keep saying it out loud over and over until you can guess what it is.
In Soviet Russia, site like you!
In Soviet Russia, site…um…forget it.
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
Yoda?
I looked at this for a while, and I still don’t get how it’s a fail! Please don’t call me a dumbass.
Look about 7 posts up, the one with the finger!
It depicts the Maze at Hampton Court, as described by Jerome K. Jerome.
That isn’t even a maze, there isn’t an exit. Maybe it isn’t SUPPOSED to be a maze, in which case it’s fail blog that is doing the failing for making assumptions.
Read “Three Men in a Boat”. This definitely is the infamous Maze.
Whoa! A rare sighting of the ostensive philosophical troll!
*assigns name to new species*
.Trollus MRNii
.
*harvests for scientific purposes*
*Pokes*
*snork!* Trollus MRNii! Excellent!
OMG! IT’S A MAZE THAT HAS NO END!
Pedobear’s maze can only be completed in assless chaps. WIN!
Double fail!
YEAH
My little brother has this one too!
First of all, that maze is at least a difficulty 9 out of 10.
Secondly, there are animals that want to make you shit your pants.
http://www.peoplethatlooklikeanimals.com
…Totally doesn’t suck as bad as when your girlfriend didn’t that one time.
Danny!!!
Dannyyyyyyyy!!!
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MAZE FAIL
or
KEEP THE KIDS BUSY WIN
*pops the balloon* There. I got out.
If u had some bacon lube u could squeze right thru!
Cue LEILA.
Children should be taught at an early age that sometimes you just can’t win, no matter how hard you try.
Timmy then decided that after 1 whole hour of trying to solve the maze, that it was a fiendish plot by pedobear and that he would be subjected to CP.
there IS only 1 entrance/exit so maybe it’s a win!
THE MAZE IT WON’T LET ME ESCAPE… or enter….
Not only the maze has two parts totally unconnected, but it also has only one entrance… so if there actually was a way through the maze, where would it lead to? nowhere. It’s a double fail!
Not to mention that if you try to run inside a helium filled maze, you’ll surely end up asfixiated.
Only Chuck Norris can pass this lab.
Wow! That’s one tough maze! They usually aren’t that difficult.
Wow… how could they make 2 fails in one simple maze? Not only is the start of the maze (I mean the whole first part) connected to the rest of the maze, but there’s no end either!
Whoops, now I failed XD I obviously meant “Not only is the start of the maze (I mean the whole first part) NOT connected to the rest of the maze”
haha they didn’t even try – just knew it was destined to be a fail.
ummmm…. don get it HELP!!!
Oooohhhhh…. nvr mind no exit AND both ways are blocked kthxbai
the guy still happy in the end…
It’s a trap!
This maze has a time limit before you run out of oxygen.
When did that get added into the design?!
Roflmaoo .. Ownage Pictures .. FAIL BLOG Owns … Biggest thing i ever seen .
Do what I used to do: use tippex to make your own way through. Simple
Yep, Obama still insists he can find a way. I still insist on believing him, sigh
wait!
*looks around*
Somethings looks different in pundit Kitchen today
i think u start over there
Walk AROUND the balloon. Duh.
In mother Russia maze gets lost in you!
This is dumb. You can clearly see the pen mark where it was edited.
Oh, I know what this is! This is one of those mazes where the black lines determine the paths you can take. Wait, no, there’s no path except the outside for that, either.
i looked at this for a really long time like “i dont get it” but then i saw the problem lol
theres also no exit at the bottom of the balloon either… someone really didnt want those kids to succeed
Funny shit.
dear losers of failblog:
hi
It’s a metaphor for the hopelessness of existence.
Well, that was easy
Don’t get trapped when you’re already out
Turn away from obstacles
Sometimes where you end is where you started
???
Or…I just took a marker and closed the paths, fools
Baby’s first lesson in life– futility.
Favors the “Kobayashi Maru” scenario a lot!
And isn’t that James T. Ki… nah!..
Good job. Some little kid’s gonna freak the f–k out and have a panic attack cause he can’t figure it out.
First!
here give the kids this…… it will keep’um occupied for awhile.
yup, i’ve seen some books like that.
Now there’s a twist, instead an easy solution there is no solution. Kind of like asking a Mac user to right click.
Depends. Which planets do you want used?