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Wow
I’ll bow down now.
i wear socks
What are you? Some kind of freak?
you sir,are lame
Does that mean he needs special socks to help him walk?
Yes. = [
Did you notice the rear bumper is hanging off? maybe his driving was somehow distracted?
…or perhaps someone just made contact with his rear end?
*Hides from LEILA*
hahahaha
That’s the hood of the car of the guy taking the picture.
No, it’s Photoshoped. look at the ink.
Yea it is, it’s clear, something called zoom
it’s usefull to find fakes.
You’re absolutely right; it is the photographer’s hood. But alas, not too many who frequent this site actually LOOK at the picture(s) very carefully these days. And far too many are utterly in love with the word “photoshopped/shoped.”
] Signed, Wondering whatif in Winnemucca
[btw, do you happen to know how one might 'shope,' as opposed to 'shop' a photo?
Kum on man, don’t be too serious
(though you’re right my spelling is a kumplete disgrace)
Awww, Dig, no dig intended! Just me ramblin’. Truce?
*shopes a photo*
*admires his handiwork*
“Shope” is it olde English spelling, and it means that the pixels was altered using a fine horse-hair brush.
Ye Olde Photoshoppe
Surely it would be Ye Olde Woodcutte Shoppe?
while your comment below here is funny digger, I think that is a reflection off of the hood of the car that the picture was begin taken from.
SuperFreak!
wait…
…Hammertime!
that van belongs in the 70′s
It’s a Chrysler PT.
Pimp Truck?
Pink Toenails
Penis tank
liquefied penis?
Will It Blend?? Let’s find out!
pt dust….don’t breathe that
>_>
you can’t have that plate on a p.t loser
^(Bah Yah, My)
(sing around the campfire)
Kum bay Yah ma lord….
I wish they all could be California girls…
Exactly what kame to my mind. Nice pimpmobile too.
Thanks!
DAMMET 3RD!
We posted IM CUMMIN on the site today. People really need to keep this off their license plates. :-/
almost first sigh
im 6th and 7th,yay
You failed at being first. On the other hand, you won at not making a dumb “FIRST!!!1! pmgd!” post, which is beneficial to all of us.
Thats a win not a fail
A gay man win…
and ‘ILOVETOFU’ wasn’t allowed to be a license plate…..
That’s because she was faking.
So if you’re up front and honest about your reasons they give you the plate?
Sweet!
The DMV person was clearly a crazy evangelical who didn’t even consider a possibly dirty meaning. She’s probably been going around ever since telling people about the wonderfully spiritual license plate she approved.
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. I work in an elementary school, and a couple of days ago, I walked by the mail bin, and saw a big manilla envelope with “cum folder” written on it. Took a photo to show my friend, and she didn’t believe that someone could be that naive.
Kum again?
Take two, they’re small!
Take three, they’re fake.
Connect four.
High five.
Pick up sticks
Has to be a win.
Kum over here?
License Plate Wins.
Failtalilty
Rofl.
Hmmm! *raises eyebrow*
INXS?
pennis power, was this car parked in front of yesterdays hood painted
None of these. I’ve already explained it in full above.
no i don’t think so. The person is an high ranking instructor for Kuma Sutra sexual
position.
I get so fed up with trolls
Wonder how they taste… >.>
..and the Lord Kumeth unto me and said…..
..you better wipe that up.
Lol.
If this license plate got on the road they should’ve approved “ILVTOFU”
but they wont allow I LUV TOFU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
What a douche kumlord thats freakin sick.
Er, do you know him?
How about this? Yank your tiny little minds out of the gutter for just a minute and consider this: It is someone’s rather poor attempt to render the phrase, “Come quickly, Lord Jesus.” It is spoken in some churches that believe in something called ‘The Rapture.’ It’s a very short “prayer,” if you will, asking Jesus to come back soon. Well, it could be.
*ducks, knowing the slings and arrows… not to mention the stones and really big sticks… are already aimed at my poor fragile little noggin*
Kum ba yah!
*realizes he’s about the tenth person to make this comment*
*facepalm*
Still made me laugh. Or maybe it was the *facepalm*
Aaaaah, doesn’t matter. Liked ‘em both.
My mind is in the gutter and religion isn’t here.
*zips off to go to court*
(Morning all!)
Morning Malicite!
Court? So that girl really wasn’t of legal age after all?
Mornin Mal and Brewski.
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Religion is TOO free. I am Bhuddist today.
LEILA! Morning!
Where ya been?
Personally I believe in leaving nothing to chance. I’m joining every religion.
Hey Brewski! I’ve been ‘here’. Just very busy. Hope you are doing well.
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I may join you in your quest to be open to all religions.
Hi.
Hi Fruitcake.
Personally I think the only thing that fruitcake solves is the fact that it is perfect for re-gifting year after year, because it never spoils. So two fruitcakes can last 2 people a lifetime, just swap them each year.
Exactly! And it makes a damn good footstool, too!
Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!
*eats flying spaghetti monster*
Yummy.
I’m a Frisbeetarian. I believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can’t get it down.
You can if you have a trained dog.
Or eagle.
Er, I thought dragons could fly?
Yep, but it’s much easier to get an eagle to do your bidding.
If they have wings.
Or jetpacks.
Understood – but as a Pastor, I might tell that person to get his head out of his a** and consider what the vast majority of people will think,
Too many braindead Christians
True that, sir.
Jesus always cums too quick
Premature rapture?
But he has a second coming.
(how do GCF)
*squeeze*
And he can rise when you least expect it.
If only he wasn’t always so cross
(HOW DO!?)
*group squeeze!*
Mornin’ all! I’ll give you a squeeze later; I’m afraid I’ll go to Hell if I do it in this particular thread vein.
*participates in group squeeze*
Kevin J, what’s a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
Seeing as how jesus isn’t supposed to show up again until pretty close to the end of the world, why would people ask for that? Get your little mind out of church for a minute and consider that maybe it is in fact a dirty joke.
We all know that it rains when the Lord cries, but I’ve always wondered where snow came from.
You can’t wait for the end of the world… if you cause the… end of the world…
Is it possible his/her last name is Kumlord?
Anything’s possible, grasshopper.
That guy is going to be outkast.
That’s a fail? Sounds more of a win to me.
Unless it’s a fail in spelling.
Anonymity fail. Why didn’t they obscure the plate to protect the guilty??
Just like the sausage-and-invisible-towel fail?
Jizzus!
Yes granny?
what is my purpose?
To please me.
who would you like me to get rid of next oh Lord?
*too excited to type fast*
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All who abuse and eat animals. Those who use BaconLube are to be punished severely then disposed of.
*abuses a pig*
*beats myself with a leg of lamb*
*gets lubed up*
*grabs Leila and pulls her into the trash can for round 2*
*wondering how it all went wrong so fast*
*sniff*
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Well, can’t blame me for trying.
*hands LEILA a roof shingle and attempts to look for a good image of a fruitcake for my profile*
I’m sorry
*hands leg of lamb to Leila and closes eyes in anticipation of the beating*
*eats lamb*
*GLARES at gaynorvader*
Hey, it’s not my fault! I’m a carnivore!
*GLARES back at LEILA for gaynorvader*
Read below granny. I kum in peace.
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*fails to tell granny about the next sheep flu pandemic*
*gets boned to death*
I tried calling the swine flu hotline, but all I could hear was crackling
Hey, look! I’m using the internet!
I kum in peace.
*sings I Fall to Pieces*
I want my next licence plate to read I-KUM-CUZ-I-LOVE-TOFU.
If only you were Clark Kent and were to sign it with your initials!
win
So what happened to the WebbyAwards? I went to their website but it seems like their links are broken.
So Kumlord is ok but IlovetoFU not?
Sexism!!!
and yet Tofu Lover’s got jected…
“in” or “re”? Possibly “de”?
“e”?
Mornin’, Arthur.
I have another – “sub”
Afternoon Judy. I give up. Elected doesn’t work.
“ob”?
No religious connotation. Sad but no one in the DMV wants to be caught saying people will think of sex before god.
Even if he’s well hung.
Man, they’d never get away with that in Iowa. You couldn’t even get “hog” because it’s a euphemism for, well you know.
I’d have to be the one to explain that to the pig farmers.
Wear I cum frum, “hog” meens “fail to share.” Wuzzit meen in Iowa?
Gaylord?
yes my son
EPIC WIN DUDE! EPIC WIN!!!
RT
http://www.anonymity.ru.tc
this is a win.
that explains how Mary became “with child”
p+ssy time cruiser
So the Sultan of Semen drives a PT cruiser…
I woud take that as an epic WIN. Girls will like it!
Only in Cali
I wouldn’t expect a kumlord to live anywhere else.
Whohooo!!! I sent this one in. An oldish man was driving and i’m pretty sure the plate means ‘come lord’ but you never know…
My car in the failblog :O
Oh kum all ye fateful
twisted sister
So a tofu loving woman couldn’t get her ‘Ilovetofu’ license plate, but this person can get ‘kumlord’? Is that really fair?
lol….
where is kuntlord?
Chillin’ with Mike Litoris
odd…. I can’t really picture Traci Lords driving a pt cruiser.
That just made my day, lmao.
That is california. If he lives in the valley, that plate is not vanity, only fact (probably).
Win!
KUMLORD… brother of GAYLORD
Is that Peter North’s car?
i do not GET IT
Fail? Getting this plate through the licensing department = win!
Whats A “Kum” or a “Kumlord”?
For the fact that you don’t know makes you to young…
I love this picture………ooo yea baby LOL!!
They allow this but not “ILOVETOFU”? Really?…
This is a real license plate…i’ve taken a picture of that same pt cruiser driving around san diego
Real. saw this is in san diego lil pt cruiser laughed to tears its Win
Fail? It’s a W-I-N!
It’s a win, not a fail! *facepalm*