Comments on: Breathalyzer Fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:37:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Thatjusthappened http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-1352406 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 20:00:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-1352406 Yeah, I think he’s drunk, whether or not the Breathalyzer actually says so.

]]> By: King Julien http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-776480 Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:52:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-776480 Epic fail! One of the greatest.

]]> By: Gobervart http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-661228 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:29:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-661228 Yeah, it is Serbia. 100% – It is our EPIC FAIL.

]]> By: Austin http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-556500 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:14:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-556500 haha.. i love this video………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..:)………………………………………………………….;)………………….

]]> By: anonymous http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-480500 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:36:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-480500 Old habits die hard.

]]> By: THM http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-478761 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:06:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-478761 No. You’re so wrong. If that’s Russian than you’re not a Russian… it’s Romanian 100%

]]> By: Kameni http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-433605 Sat, 23 May 2009 00:13:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-433605 It’s Serbia (NOT Siberia), trust me.
Furthermore its region of Machva. :) :):)
I can tell by the accent. :D :D:D

]]> By: JansenFriedh http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-429733 Wed, 20 May 2009 22:28:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-429733 IT’s “what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?!”
“What is your name?”
“Sir Galahad of Camelot!”
“What is your quest?”
“I seek the Grail!”
“What is your favorite color?”
“Blue. No ye– AAAAAAAAAAH!!” *thrown into pit*

]]> By: Nick http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-429342 Wed, 20 May 2009 17:59:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-429342 Oh my god why do you people have so much trouble commenting on the actual fail. Stay on topic you retards.

]]> By: Name (required) http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-426494 Mon, 18 May 2009 22:06:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-426494 OMGLOLZROTFLCOPTERLMFAO

]]> By: Bela http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-424756 Mon, 18 May 2009 06:24:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-424756 I f you say this is Portuguese, then you have serious language problems…This is Romania, I live in Romania and recognize the language too.

]]> By: FoxyGrandma3000 http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-423039 Fri, 15 May 2009 21:44:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-423039 I would prefer some e as well.

]]> By: Danny http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-421426 Fri, 15 May 2009 04:51:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-421426 thats in russia (im russian and understood the old man)

]]> By: KodakGallery http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-413527 Mon, 11 May 2009 01:41:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-413527 FIRST!

]]> By: Jeb http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-410164 Fri, 08 May 2009 03:55:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-410164 I oddly enough JUST saw this on Jay Leno as I was browsing this on here!

]]> By: Neky http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-410055 Fri, 08 May 2009 01:01:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-410055 This video is from Serbia actually.

“C’mon, just blow into this so we can finish up and leave. Take a deep breath and blow until I tell you to stop. C’mon, c’mon, be a buddy, please. *laugh* Oh f**k it…”

That would be an approximate translation of the video. Besides, the car behind the old man is obviously Peugeot 206, like the ones Serbian patrols use.

]]> By: OblivionState http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-409081 Thu, 07 May 2009 15:42:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-409081 keyboard cat version

]]> By: SuperGanj http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-408085 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:01:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-408085 More like a WIN

]]> By: beep411 http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407706 Wed, 06 May 2009 19:48:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407706 He must have been really drunk

]]> By: HanZio http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407649 Wed, 06 May 2009 18:35:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407649 i would like to c that guy game cs

]]> By: Shinobi6 http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407624 Wed, 06 May 2009 18:16:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407624 Numeracy fail

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407213 Wed, 06 May 2009 16:10:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407213 Oh, I’m so glad I came back to this thread…I would have hated to miss that comment!

*takes her cue and feels again*

]]> By: What if http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407047 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:01:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407047 twisteds* maybe? no comma

]]> By: LordShigi http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-407020 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:54:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-407020 It isn’t fake. Belile me we in croatian have cops like this and drunk peapole like this. Belive me

]]> By: GrayMatterZ - FOR the justifiable implosion of Trolls' heads through telekinesis. http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406775 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:06:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406775 He sings a song that reminds him of the good times,
He sings a song that reminds him of the best times.

]]> By: leandar http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406571 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:10:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406571 I dunno. I understand where the fail comes from, that the drunk mistook the breathalyzer for a bottle of alcohol, but at the same time, the cop falling over laughing in a way makes this a kind of win, I think.

]]> By: Robert http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406543 Wed, 06 May 2009 12:54:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406543 Thank you for eliminating that stupid falling bicycle intro. That intro really pissed me off with the gay “.org” ending.

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406476 Wed, 06 May 2009 12:07:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406476 Where were you on the potato fail??

]]> By: foop http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406433 Wed, 06 May 2009 11:48:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406433 Thufferin Thuccotath!! Thith thread ith thome theriouth meth, I’d thay!
*wipeth thpittle from mouse*

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406394 Wed, 06 May 2009 11:30:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406394 I once memorized your name – it’s…wait, don’t tell me…

]]> By: Marko http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406349 Wed, 06 May 2009 10:47:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406349 tequila and pee?

]]> By: Sunnykitten http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406263 Wed, 06 May 2009 08:45:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406263 Thanks for the language info! I couldn’t define for myself which Slavic language they speak…

]]> By: musicalchef http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406182 Wed, 06 May 2009 08:00:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406182 It’s funny, but it looks like it was staged!

]]> By: ant http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406168 Wed, 06 May 2009 07:33:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406168 *makes box go in as far as possible

]]> By: MRN http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406128 Wed, 06 May 2009 06:13:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406128 I believe in Connecticut you can insist that the breathalyzer test be done at the police station (as opposed to the scene of the pullover), but outright refusal is an automatic 6-month license suspension for 1st offense.

]]> By: Aja http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406122 Wed, 06 May 2009 06:00:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406122 Fingerbang.

]]> By: Aja http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406121 Wed, 06 May 2009 05:55:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406121 Another failblog victim.

]]> By: BAReFOOt http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406118 Wed, 06 May 2009 05:38:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406118 Hey Pseudo-Cop: It’s illegal to force people to take the breathalyzer, you know? Because it’s as reliable as a cow’s ass in elderberries, divided by pi. Take a blood test if he does not trust that shitty device, and be good. :)

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406117 Wed, 06 May 2009 05:24:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406117 It seamster me she’s got it, but if not, other tailors may rise to the occasion.

]]> By: Michelle http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406111 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:54:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406111 Fondling you?

]]> By: Blog Ninja (Blogmonster) http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406110 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:53:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406110 I am destined to never power a video.

]]> By: stussy fail http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406101 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:15:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406101 New FAIL BLOG

]]> By: MRN http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406099 Wed, 06 May 2009 04:10:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406099 If you can read this without pausing the video you must have Ninja eyesight!

]]> By: Blog Ninja (Blogmonster) http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406093 Wed, 06 May 2009 03:51:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406093 Why is this comment powering a video?

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406077 Wed, 06 May 2009 03:26:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406077 …it’s the recovery time that gets ‘em.

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406060 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:58:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406060 (right back atcha, lady swimmer)

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406059 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:58:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406059 Cripes! I bet that hurt!

]]> By: esc http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406056 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:56:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406056 I hope that’s been properly fitted, fluff.

]]> By: Malkorth http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406053 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:50:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406053 *gives slug* careful, it’s sticky

]]> By: Malkorth http://failblog.org/2009/05/05/breathalyzer-fail-2/comment-page-1/#comment-406052 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:49:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=18025#comment-406052 urrrrgg, I’m a brain hungry newbie…

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