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Breathalyzer Fail


Submitted by John P

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  1. WhoaNellie, Grand Supreme Imperial Sovereign Yotkenator and Occasional Pi Specialist says:

    3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510…
    With a scoop of ice cream.

  2. Arthur Eld says:

    Cheers!

  3. JasonK says:

    I can’t watch it. Again.

    Also, WN…that’s a big number. :O

  4. Noconspiracy says:

    This video blows

  5. arbafabbe says:

    Double post fail? Didn’t we see this a few days ago?

  6. technicolor says:

    My hero

  7. technicolor says:

    Surely this is the drunken master

  8. Blueberrymuffin says:

    Noble Prize, anyone?

  9. Blog Ninja (Blogmonster) says:

    I like the new intro! I will miss the biker dude, though.

  10. teisn says:

    *sigh* I lack a quick mind to keep up with all these comments.

  11. Twisted only man to have survived a round of close quarter hand to hand combat with Chuck Norris says:

    Hmmm Breathalizer…

  12. Vince Offer says:

    Hi it’s Vice with Bottle Blow!
    How many times have you been sitting at the park,
    Minding your own business with a bottle, and some
    Jerk police officer gives you a ticket for
    Drinking in public?
    Happens to all of us.
    But not anymore!
    Bottle Blow make it look like
    You’re already blowing the police officer
    So he’ll leave you alone.
    The reason you’ll use Bottle Blow again and again
    Is it’s so easy to fill. Watch!
    1
    2
    Pops open!
    These other breathalyzers you’ve seen in the stores
    You can’t open them up
    You can’t get the booze in there
    They’re worthless. Forget about them!

  13. LEILA says:

    *practices breathalyzer before she gets sloshed* PUFF! PUFFFFFFFF!!!

  14. Ultimate Warrior says:

    What is that smell????

  15. Huh? says:

    Haha.

  16. Huh? says:

    Hahaha.

  17. Huh? says:

    Hahahaha.

  18. Huh? says:

    Hahahahaha.

  19. Huh? says:

    Hahahahahaha.

  20. Huh? says:

    Hahahahahahaha.

  21. Huh? says:

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  22. Huh? says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

  23. Blog Ninja (Blogmonster) says:

    WTF is going on down here?

  24. Shigi says:

    This is on Croatian or Serbian. The Cop says to a guy “Udahnite duboko i pusite dugo dok ja ne kazem dosta.” Wich means Take a deep breath and blow until I say stop. And the old man sakes the breathalyzer and tryes to drink it like a Tequila from bottle.

  25. NoSoup4u says:

    HUHUAHIHIHUU

  26. lowgenius says:

    CONGRATULATION FAILBLOG on WINNING THE 2009 PEOPLE’S VOICE WEBBY AWARDS!

  27. Devl0r says:

    i’ve seen this on several news sites before…

  28. Aja says:

    Ok so what does it mean? We won the popular vote but we’re not president?

  29. MiM says:

    My country rules again @ failblog!!! Viva Portugal!!!! lol

  30. Jovan says:

    This “fail” is taken from other site, and it’s pretty old.

  31. MRN says:

    Arthur! darkcoupon trying for the Kindle!

  32. Mad Mike says:

    I know that video.It is filmed in Romania(my home-country).

  33. slimasaurus says:

    Hmmm, I think he needs another drink.

  34. Oh Naaah says:

    Good thing I didn’t encounter one of those last night.

  35. fluffy the aquatic vertebrate animal™ says:

    Haven’t seen Khaaaaan in a while… he’s not here to celebrate the glory of his powered fail.

  36. studiovalparaiso says:

    n00bs all of you!

    he’s drinking a healing potion…isn’t that obvious?

  37. Alex says:

    This is from Romania my friends :) )))))

  38. letmecomment says:

    @owner
    thanks for getting rid of the intro!!

  39. whiskerbiscuit says:

    Yea, what the hell does this old man hove to lose, nothing I’ll bet.

  40. derf says:

    Thank you for taking down that intro. I couldn’t stand it.

  41. heruyan says:

    grandpa???

  42. jobiff says:

    i’ll take a slug of that!

  43. BAReFOOt says:

    Hey Pseudo-Cop: It’s illegal to force people to take the breathalyzer, you know? Because it’s as reliable as a cow’s ass in elderberries, divided by pi. Take a blood test if he does not trust that shitty device, and be good. :)

    • MRN says:

      I believe in Connecticut you can insist that the breathalyzer test be done at the police station (as opposed to the scene of the pullover), but outright refusal is an automatic 6-month license suspension for 1st offense.

  44. musicalchef says:

    It’s funny, but it looks like it was staged!

  45. Cza says:

    My goodness, people certainly do know how to use modern equipment! :O

  46. Robert says:

    Thank you for eliminating that stupid falling bicycle intro. That intro really pissed me off with the gay “.org” ending.

  47. leandar says:

    I dunno. I understand where the fail comes from, that the drunk mistook the breathalyzer for a bottle of alcohol, but at the same time, the cop falling over laughing in a way makes this a kind of win, I think.

  48. LordShigi says:

    It isn’t fake. Belile me we in croatian have cops like this and drunk peapole like this. Belive me

  49. HanZio says:

    i would like to c that guy game cs

  50. beep411 says:

    He must have been really drunk

  51. SuperGanj says:

    More like a WIN

  52. OblivionState says:

    keyboard cat version

  53. Neky says:

    This video is from Serbia actually.

    “C’mon, just blow into this so we can finish up and leave. Take a deep breath and blow until I tell you to stop. C’mon, c’mon, be a buddy, please. *laugh* Oh f**k it…”

    That would be an approximate translation of the video. Besides, the car behind the old man is obviously Peugeot 206, like the ones Serbian patrols use.

  54. Jeb says:

    I oddly enough JUST saw this on Jay Leno as I was browsing this on here!

  55. KodakGallery says:

    FIRST!

  56. Danny says:

    thats in russia (im russian and understood the old man)

  57. Name (required) says:

    OMGLOLZROTFLCOPTERLMFAO

  58. Nick says:

    Oh my god why do you people have so much trouble commenting on the actual fail. Stay on topic you retards.

  59. Kameni says:

    It’s Serbia (NOT Siberia), trust me.
    Furthermore its region of Machva. :) :):)
    I can tell by the accent. :D :D:D

  60. Austin says:

    haha.. i love this video………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..:)………………………………………………………….;)………………….

  61. Gobervart says:

    Yeah, it is Serbia. 100% – It is our EPIC FAIL.


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