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  1. Muckrak3r says:

    This looks like something from the Dirty South. pwnt

  2. itwasadarkandstormynight says:

    At least he’s honest…

  3. Hijjy says:

    Poor kid

  4. Aja says:

    He’s now a multi-millionaire. A question of priorities I guess.

  5. Loolo says:

    aeheauheauhaeuheau

    loooooossseerrr!!!!

    but, I bet he had a boyfriend….

  6. akai says:

    Maybe that was the most interesting thing about him at the time xD

  7. Todd says:

    It’s actually a WIN if he doesn’t like girls. Kinda like “I ran a red light but didn’t get a ticket!”

  8. CommieSmiley says:

    9th.
    poor boy, never had a girlfriend. haha

  9. Alice says:

    I never had a girlfriend either. Probably a good thing.

  10. Steve says:

    He’s not half bad looking either.

  11. Mambosnake says:

    Typical white boy, can’t get no pussay.

  12. Aja says:

    # We’re gonna get you a woman
    and when we’re through with you
    we’ll get me one too…

  13. Andy says:

    He looks like McLovin with no glasses.

  14. DrB says:

    That kid’s a stud. He never could settle on just one.

  15. 5 eagles says:

    he my never had a steady but had lot of lovers ?

  16. RankMyTyping says:

    Me either…. :’(

  17. czuhc says:

    It’s all about context:
    “I never had a girlfriend”
    “I never had sex with that woman, miss Lewinski”

  18. Tнє Jαмѕтєr says:

    Must have been his biggest acheivment at the time

  19. The_Teacher says:

    Teacher sez – Sit straight, pay attention, and soon you’ll be on your way!

  20. MamboSlayer says:

    First off MamboNigg@r the DC sniper serial killer was black….second where i come from new york f#@#@ city the black chicks jock the white guys cuz they know they have jobs, are HIV NEG and 67% more likely to not go to jail. Still sucks to be black don’t kid yaself

  21. Haxored says:

    Me thinks that Facebook and Lays Doctored thiz pic. :D

  22. ydobon says:

    Lacks an “L” on his forehead.

  23. Phaet says:

    Lucky guy. I had a girlfriend 7 years ago. Wish I hadn’t had her. Should have become gay when I had the chance.

  24. Hairy says:

    Hi there!
    How are you all?
    I’m very busy today. Tomorrow is my operation :’-(

  25. i_am_#1 says:

    That’s rich, I’ll say.

  26. cardboard mousemat says:

    *is just about to hand in his dissertation that failblog has skillfully distracted him from for the past few weeks*
    wwwoooooooooooooooohhhhoooooooooooo!!!!!!
    *walks with a clear rhythm*

  27. Arthur Eld says:

    He didn’t say he never had sex…
    *Squeezes* :-)
    *waves* :-(

  28. kraut says:

    might be understood as a win.

  29. jim says:

    well duh if course u wont if u go round saying that shit

  30. uncleflynn says:

    de-lurking with a totally off-topic question – can anyone point me in the direction of the schrodinger’s wallet thread?

  31. KaiserWilliam says:

    hmmm…. i wonder if he dated rosy or any of her five sisters.

    • Kris says:

      Rosie Palm and her five daughters? Do I perchance respond to a Discworld fan? Well done, sir! Well done!

  32. Aja says:

    “I can has gurlfreind?”

  33. Zor says:

    He’s cute.

  34. Dustin says:

    I bet he lost a bet. No way anyone would put that as their yearbook quote.

  35. Master Baiter says:

    He’s got the look of a guy who’ll return for the reunion and mow everyone down while screaming, “Why couldn’t one of you love meeeee??!!” before doing himself in.

  36. Cloral says:

    Maybe he took a vow of celibacy and is proud that he was able to uphold his vow.

  37. tex says:

    I can’t no one has commented on how much this guy looks like a young Michael Phelps. lol…

  38. gator says:

    How is that a fail? I never had a girlfriend either, I like the same amount of hair on their back as I do; not too many women fit that bill!

  39. Dee says:

    They didn’t complete the sentence
    “I never had a girlfriend because___”

  40. Yomama says:

    I was on yearbook staff and was the person who decided the best picture for each person. I chose the worst ones for my enemies.

  41. Mater Baiter says:

    Of course he never had a girlfriend… he’s gay. He was just gloating about his chaffed anus.

  42. Mia says:

    This is stupid. Some prat on the yearbook team probably did it b/c they don’t like him and then submitted it here. FAIL yearbooking teenager.

  43. BUTTERFINGER says:

    He never had a girlfriend…but was constantly surrounded by women…

    Big pimpin’ WIN!

  44. meowkittyking says:

    this doesnt make any sence

    • coyote says:

      Are you referring to the fail or your comment?

      • Admiral Apparent says:

        Skip the trial and sentence him.

        • coyote says:

          Hello Admiral! I was hoping to see a friendly avatar around here. How’s with you?

          I was also hoping to see a troll posting so that I could work out some aggravation. Mambosnake was the closest thing and he was pathetic.

          • Dragonwriter says:

            *HUG!!!*

            You can vent your spleen at me, if you like. My dragon-hide is pretty thick.

            • coyote says:

              You are an innocent bystander.

              • Dragonwriter says:

                Pfft! I can take it. What’s on your mind, sweets?

                • Admiral Apparent says:

                  I’m well, coyote. My friendly avatar is at your disposal. Mambofake was the closest thing to a troll, today.
                  .
                  .
                  Let us know what’s got your fur ruffled.

                • coyote says:

                  You asked for it.
                  The thrice damned state has just shoved me off on a private insurance group called Molina. No decent doctor accepts Molina. I’ve been assigned to some quack at Kim’s Total Medicine, or some such.

                  They wrote the letter to tell me this on the 25th. They mailed it on the 1st. It took effect on the first. I got the letter on the second. It says that this change is voluntary. I call to un-volunteer. They say that it can be changed back effective June 1st.

                  I’m given a number to call to get an exemption. The troglodyte can’t get it through his skull ridge that there is no single doctor that does bone marrow transplants. It takes a small army to do it.

                  After several asinine questions he has gone of to bother Fred Hutchinson and anyone else he can come up with.

                  If this stops my transplant I’ll firebomb DSHS.

                  Yes. I am about as pissed off as I have ever been.

                  I need a troll to kick and thus sooth my baser self.

                  • Dragonwriter says:

                    Some woman bashed Malicite for an opinion he voiced over on the news reporter fail. You could try her.

                    Oh, and *SQUEEZE!!*

                    I can’t even begin to express how much that sucks.

                    • Admiral Apparent says:

                      Well, I’d say you’ve got a serious bone of contention, coyote. Don’t let them wear you down.
                      .
                      I feel for you. Wrestling with bureaucracy is maddening for ordinary problems; yours is no ordinary matter.
                      *HUGS!*

                      • coyote says:

                        Time is the sword over my head. I may not be in the hospital yet, but the process has started. I have already started taking Lugol’s iodine. Things have been ordered. There is a shortage of 131 at the moment, believe it or not.

                        • Admiral Apparent says:

                          I believe it. It’s man-made and, as we’ve discussed, doesn’t hang around very long.
                          .
                          If there is any sanity left in our healthcare system, your procedure will be covered and proceed on schedule.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          *crosses fingers*

                    • coyote says:

                      The straw hasn’t been built to withstand that much sucking.

                      *runs off to news reporter fail*

  45. ░░░░░░░░░░░ says:

    I don’t see the fail. I mean, having no girlfrield = not getting a woman = freedom! I, too, have never had a girlfriend (I’m 17 years now. Well, I had a girlfriend but that was in elementary. Not a serious relationship), because I value my freedom. I don’t want to have to think about my girlfriend/woman and spend time on her. This means I lose out on sex indeed, but I value freedom over sex.

    • coyote says:

      I would tell you how mistaken you are, but time will do that for me. Trust me on this one.

      • Dragonwriter says:

        Wow. Just…..wow.

        • coyote says:

          Do you suppose he knows that there are pills to correct this?

          • Dragonwriter says:

            There are pills that correct narcissism?? Wow.

            • coyote says:

              I was coming up with other reasons than narcissism. Happily I am not narcissistic at all.

              *breaks out guitar*
              ♫Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way♫

              • ░░░░░░░░░░░ says:

                LOL, narcism is going too far. I don’t love myself, I just don’t love other people enough to spend time on them. Especially in lunchbreaks I see I make the right decision: some guys are just standing somewhere (or laying on a bench. No, not that way), while those without girlfriends are free to do anything they want: playing poker, playing CoD on the xbox (yeah, we have that at school), etcetera. And especially home I have tons of things to do, things I chose over spending time on a girlfriend. I don’t want to give that freedom up. Not now, not over 20 years, and not over 50 years.

                • coyote says:

                  You are a very young fool who is trying to Darwin himself and doesn’t even know it. As I said time is on the side of my argument. *tick, tick, tick*

  46. lolcats says:

    I find that this is a shameless plug for him to pick up random gir- wait make that guys as well since he didn’t clarify. I thought the person would at least cover his eyes and last name lol! But nooooo now the whole world knows he’s a – … ah skrew it you finish my sentence for me.

  47. ShesTalkingtoTheCar says:

    Okay this is just weird. There is seriously a super annoying guy in my high school that not only looks almost just like him, but his name is ALSO Michael.

  48. Sarahfails says:

    Mike Kozlowski?
    Sounds like the guy from Monsters Inc..
    Damn you disney!

  49. tytoon says:

    I don’t see this as a huge fail I mean I hope to have a gf by then but I think it’s probably he never had one on perpose

  50. BlooBear says:

    At least he was honest! =D

  51. elmerweird says:

    he totally looks like my neighbor who has this dog that always digs his way to our yard.

  52. Dylan Ohl says:

    I never had a girlfriend either. Lot’s of boyfriends though

  53. Dylan Ohl says:

    THAT’S NOT ME!!! FRIEND HACKED IT!!!

  54. 11110 says:

    Honesty is a virtue.

  55. fo says:

    i never HAD a boyfriend too! :P

  56. poud says:

    Marc-André Grondin

  57. Daniel says:

    Weird, he’s hot and not had a girl?

  58. Jamie says:

    He’s acutally pretty hot.

  59. Rigel says:

    I concur…?

  60. NUUUTE says:

    He should have started with I’ve instead of I. I think the quote he has would sound better if it was “I’ve never had a girlfriend.” The way it is written it sounds like he needs to finish his sentence with something like “… over to my house. or … like Mrs. Jones.” I could be wrong; binary is my first language.

  61. Kuro says:

    I used to know a Kozlovski back in school, but his first name was Roman. Apparently he was adopted (kept his original name though), so I wonder if they’re related.

  62. MurdocIsGod says:

    “i’ve never had a girlfriend”…no shit. :D

  63. malmal says:

    He looks like michael phelps lol

  64. Bobby Joe says:

    that is funny
    (monster’s inc.)
    mike wazouzki lol

  65. hotgirl54321 says:

    :’(

  66. nate says:

    This might be one HECK of a coincidence…but might be same guy.

    In which case, we gotta whole new level of FAIL.

    http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2006/02/25/news/news1.txt

  67. Trey Day says:

    Damn, imagin Not havin a Girl for 14 years (Counting Daycare and Preschool)

  68. Lai-Lai says:

    It’s just his way of saying he’s gay.

  69. Lulu says:

    Also no, that’s not the same guy (at an above comment), we went to a school in Connecticut.

  70. jh says:

    someone on the yearbook committee got revenge

  71. Mark says:

    I know him!

  72. Excel Excel says:

    He’s kind of cute. Surprising. He’ll find someone ;-)

  73. m4tr1x35 says:

    my teacher’s name is kozlowski…

  74. LOL says:

    that cant be true!!!!!!!!!!
    he cant be that big loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. whoknows says:

    I go to school with him and the poster, who I don’t believe ever had a girlfriend either. :)

  76. Ajojo says:

    Someones a bit lonely in high school. Lucky me im not in high school im 11. and besides even ive had a girlfriend and i have a physical disability.

  77. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    I’m guessing that somebody on the yearbook staff was acting out in a passive aggressive way towards poor Michael. :(

    #143

  78. Jack says:

    Maybe he has never had a girlfriend, but a boyfriend?

  79. anonymous says:

    Polish dude, ftw

  80. wow says:

    Ahaha oh man, I went to high school with this kid.

  81. Pencat says:

    Is that….McLovin??

  82. daniel says:

    did he die?

  83. Mwahohoho says:

    It’s his way of coming out to the world

  84. Antonio says:

    He has the name as mike the yellow monster from Monsters INC. its to perfect no way this is a real yearbook quote and person

  85. JC says:

    Guys, this is not a fail…..

  86. Jamie says:

    GOD HE LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL PHELPS! CAN I USE HIM 4 TOTAL LOOKS ALIKES? Plz dont steal idea

  87. travd says:

    I lick feet

  88. toby says:

    for god’s sake! it looks like Michael Phelps! Not only does he do pot, he can’t get laid!
    (Dude, swimming in man-panties obviously isnt working for you.)

  89. Dilan says:

    I’ve never had a girlfriend either, because I’m a cheap &@$$^@#%, but at least I didn’t put it as my senior quote. Mine was, “Be nice to nerds, because you’ll probably end up working for one!”

  90. Michelle says:

    He’s cute, I’d totally date him =P

  91. JulianKingOfNothing says:

    He must’ve been some kind of jock. Look at those shoulders, whoa !

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  93. Keramoon says:

    hes cute

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