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Is it getting warm in here?
mine goes up as things get hotter too.
Yea every night in bed they do
i drink water
is this where the term “cold as balls” comes from?
Um, no.
Cold as balls, wtf?
It’s a term we grownups use.
This probably is a little awkward because I’m 15 and you’re probably older than I am.
yep….. myns at full now…. im sexing now..
…or is he just happy to see you?
He looks slightly embarrassed.
I’d like to know what he’s hiding behind his back.
*looks*
no, star, you don’t.
Insert potato comment here…
or insert potato here…
*inserts potato*
*inserts secondary potato*
You know i once heard that a stick in the pants looks the same
perhaps he was a pirate and had a telescope in his pocket
Or….
He’s just a nude child with a spicy boner.
fail #2: same scale on both sides. I don’t care if you’re french, of if your thermometer looks like a little boy’s baguette, but if you don’t mark fahrenheit, you only give us more reason to take your name OUT of our fries.
Have some french fries, too. Hot ones. hehe
*potato comment*
ow
A package of Enzyte.
I think (hope) it’s the topical cream.
Wait…he’s not smiling enough. Must be Viagra…
Doesn’t look like he needs Enzyte – I’m guessing it’s BaconLube™.
That’s it smart-ass! You’re under arrest!
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Goodday to you.
Our first arrest in the comment thread? So soon?
I didn’t know FailBlog had police.
*worries about the cookies he has stolen on FB*
Oh, no! I’ve deleted all me cookies! All the evidence that’s inexplicably vanished! Now how will I make my alibi if I can’t frame someone from Japan?
*tries to share hoarded cookies*
But, be careful, 小胖子, it just wouldn’t be the frame here without you!
The crime will be pun-ished for sure.
*can’t think of any relevant star puns*
…. Dammit!
*sticks starfish onto a cactus*
Ouch!!
*loads potato gun*
Now I’m going to be a shooting star.
*pushes off a cliff*
A falling star, perhaps?
*interrupts violence*
Movie Star, Movie Star, ahahar
you think you are a movie
Movie Star, Movie Star, ahahar
you think you are a Movie Star, ahahar…
*pays off all the attorneys, law enforcement, jury, and judge*
You were saying?
*grabs bribe money*
*utterly flabbergasted at own audacity*
*Takes every one to the next room leaving Star to wander*
A lone star.
*brings everyone back*
A movie star, you say?
I should be friends with you, Starfish! Yes, I shall!
*offers handshake to Starfish*
Let bygones be bygones!
*offers five hands to shake*
Hands?!
*dances with the (movie) Star(fish)*
*wheeeee*
*shakes Starfish’s hands*
*walks away*
*leaves Starfish on cactus*
What’s the fail? It gets taller when it’s hot…
and if it gets too hot, it’ll burst.
Exactly, wolf! Except he seems to be a ‘one shot’ deal.
Umm, how can you tell?
Experience, I assume.
I’m so sorry.
I went to college. I went to frat parties. Nuf said…
pwnd…
It gets hot or it gets the hose again.
*Tosses lotion to Fuggerhaut.* (psst. try this)
So if we use Baconlube…does it smell like bacon frying?
Especially if you use the new BaconLube™ Candles™ for that romantic atmosphere.
*burns candles at both ends*
*sincerely wishes she were not the butt of her own joke*
*laughs because “Haut” in German means “skin”*
Ah, ‘haut’ means wood in dutch, I laughed to
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It’s spelled wrong though.
Hout?
I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you!
Hot child in the city.
Lord almighty I feel my temperature rising. . .
Me mind on fire — Me soul on fire — Feeling hot hot hot
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on.
Heatttseeeekeerrrrrr!! Ow ama heatseeker! charging at the sky!
Hot blooded, check it and see. I got a fever of 103°!
Judywaza?
Love child of flowers and tigers?
And a happy Monday morning to you kind folks!
Is it raining where you are?
They’re just jealous because they didn’t think of it.
Sorry Judy, didn’t mean to be rude.
Just a personal opinion, but I don’t think you were rude.
I don’t think so either.
Hi everyone!
*squeeze*
Hi Dragon! All better?
*squeezes Dragon*
How are you?
On the mend, guys…thanks!
No offense taken, Arthur. “Judywaza” is a term of endearment where I come from. *squeeze*
Hey, Dragon. nice to see you up and about and breathing fire instead of phlegm!
Tanks, Judy!
My students definitely felt that fire today. They experienced the dragon’s *FOOOOM!!!* when I handed their papers back. I was somewhat irate with their shoddy, lazy, half-assed work.
Yes! that’s it.
You’ve won a dry-cleaner!
Err… yay, I suppose.
Well you can always trade it for a picture of my ass.
I’ll wait ’til it’s shaved.
Ok, if i can keep my dry-cleaner I’ll send you one next week.
You know what they use to close surgical wounds instead of stiches these days, don’t you, Hairy? Staples.
(I swear, I think I just heard him cringe!)
Soon you’ll have the best ass in town!
Clickie my name for an oldie but a goodie.
And the winner is… the Vicar!
Its true! grandma just had an operation on her legs.
They don’t use normal staples but staples with 1-2cm length
*shivers*
@Judy and Unknown: Take it easy on the poor guy!! You’re going to give him nightmares. It doesn’t really matter anyway, what with all the drugs. You need the drugs to make daytime television tolerable.
1 Nightmare. Tomorrow I’m DEAD!
dinna worry Hairy…they still use stitches, often. I do believe they will for you. *hugs Hairy* I’ll be thinking positive thoughts for you. I felt the same way when I had my shoulder repaired in October. Then they gave me Oxy and I didn’t care about anything.
Ah, o.k. this makes me feel better..
Those evil comments make me paranoid.
One more of these! and heads are going to roll!!!
*flashes out a gun with the size of a big carp*
So shut it!
Hey Hairy, if you click on my name and go into the archives of my blog, there’s a story about my surgery in approximately the same area. You know, if you want more nightmares. This was under totally different situations so, not really the same.
Thanks! I’ll read it. But it’s 5:30 now so i’m going home first
Speak you all next week.. Maybe tonight?
Hi Avis! How’s the weekend?
*eager to change subject away from surgery*
Not over yet. Today we take a watertaxi to Chinatown, walk around again, and take the watertaxi back. Their bus leaves at around midnight tonight. Have I got stories to share!
Sounds like you’re having fun! Hope the weather’s nice over there.
Awesome! Have fun!
*refuses to tell any surgery stories*
You’ll be fine, Hairy, I have no doubt.
*looks forward to hearing fun Chi-town stories*
Weather sucked the day they got here, but it’s been great ever since. Friday night, however, was a total mistake. Saturday was spent (almost in it’s entirety) recovering. I’ll explain later.
Yes Hairy. Unless the most terrible thing during an operation happens… but that doesn’t happen often… Well, you can only hope.
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You mean when you wake up mid-operation and everyone in the OR is laughing hysterically and pointing at you?
Arthur, you are incorrigible! :p
(…*snork*)
Or you hear the surgeon say, “Hey, does anybody remember where this thing is supposed to go?”
Or the head OR nurse says, “No, I’m SURE there’s one missing!”
“OK, good work all, we’re done here. By the way, has anybody seen my wristwatch?”
Or the doctor says, “It was the other end?!??”
Doctor: “I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above…”
Kramer: “Mint?”
“Surgeon? No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.”
@ MRN – Very refreshing!
Be gentle with Hairy, Arthur. He won’t be able to LHAO for at least six months afterward.
…Isn’t that what got him into this mess in the first place?
Licking?
You’re movin’ on up!
‘haut’ in French means ‘high’
I know naught of what you speak good sir.
*points at spelling mistake in WIK’s comment*
*erases mistake*
He just rambles when he’s bored.
I’d hate to imagine if he were to do anything else as a result of boredom.
So I won’t.
Are you trying to stump me?
Love means…I’m hot for you??
*waves at velvet* how is planet groovy today?
I have bronchitis. But everyone looks at me like I have that pig flu. I could work it that way and get some time off from work…nah. They’d still call me.
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How was your weekend, bunny?
Pretty good…got some decent sleep finally. *gives velvet chicken soup* try though…perhaps they’re paniced enough. And you could use the time to heal.
I’ll start walking around telling everyone I’m cold. HAHAHA! Thanks for the soup. That’s actually a good idea for today. But there’s a group of guys installing new windows in my house today, so sleeping there won’t happen.
Awww…hows the weather there? It’s been raining here 3 days..
Finally rained yesterday. The patio was slimy with all the pollen. It’s supposed to rain more today through Wednesday. At least I won’t have to water the raspberry bushes.
*Panicked* sigh….*takes bukkit* mutter mutter snails…
Snails keeping you awake?
No…they have eyes. Eyes, WN….*shudders* *takes Arthur’s advice and sits in bukkit instead*
No! You must dunks ur head into bukkit!
*dunks head into bukkit*
*takes Bukkit back*
This goes in ma closet.
Aww Velvet…feel better
*squeeze*
*squeeze* from me, too. And if you think you have a fever, please do not use this thermometer to check.
And if you’re able to insert the whole thing you have more severe problems than a flu.
Or perhaps a potato is in the way.
Thanks, Malicite! *squeeze*
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How was your weekend?
LOL Judy! I’ll remember that. *squeeze* Thanks!
I had a great weekend of dancing, karaoke and baseball.
I hope yours was okay; all things being considered.
Mine was not nearly as much fun as yours. Errands most of Saturday. I had to pass on a great pig pickin’ Saturday night to go to a froo-froo tux/ball gown thing for work (which sucked); I tried to take a nap on Sunday only to have people drop by unexpected right after I fell asleep.
Awwwwwww! Which one of those jerks got you all bronchial?
*squeezes velvet*
One of my rotten germ incubators (otherwise known as students) gave me something, too. I spent the weekend coughing and feverish and feeling miserable.
*eyes the fail*
I don’t feel the need to take my temperature just now, though…
*squeeze* Awww Dragon you feel better too!
*Puts on his SARS mask*
*squuuueezes dragon*
Nice to have you back, DW!
*goes off to wash hands with anti bacterial soap*
We’ll make a thermocouple later, hot stuff.
*smooches Dragon-prof*
Woohoo! If you are thermoclined that way, I’m there!
I guess it is a fail because he looks like a kid and his “thermometer” almost reaches his chin.
When he goes through puberty, he’s going to have to switch to Kelvin.
LOL!! Literally
LOL. . .absolutely.
LOL…resolutely.
LOL. Reality. :3
LOL – just never mind…
Abslolutely!
Absolut.
¡Salud!
iRack!
iRock(ing chair)
Peeing FAIL
when goes up, it burns when he pees!
I warned him to stay away from Paris Hilton. *tisk, tisk*
Best comment so far!
He seems to have a severe haematoma on his crotch.
I thought those were the family jewels? Apparently a ruby, by the way.
I thought it was a super-fancy piercing.
He has a nice tattoo that makes his penis look like a mugshot.
Oh, noes, it’s Rodney Stanger!
He also has a severe case of hypothermia.
This design must have been intentional
Nah it’s definitely photoshopped, look at the pixels.
And the shadows….and the writing…its not even on the same scale!
That was cold.
*is frigid-ing, waiting for the pun-run to begin.*
Chill out, it will happen soon enough.
hielo, it took long enough.
Enough is enough.
Cool!
I’m freon Wednesday, we would try one then.
Icicle of this.
This is a real thermometer sitting on a counter somewhere in France. Look at the tile and the typically shaper French potato pealer at right.
All photoshopped.
*photoshops Arthur*
So my beautiful face is…. Photoshopped?
It can’t be true! This can’t be real! All my reality, a direct result of photo editing software!? Damn you, PS! Damn youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Photo shops out damn and inserts love*
Love you too hot stuff!
Maybe my whole comment was photoshopped…..
Maybe Mali and I were the original stars of Brokeback Mountain but were photoshopped out…..
Maybe my keyboard is photoshopped and makes me believe I’m typing something heterosexual, when I’m not….
In any case…..
*looks around cautiously*
I…. 我也爱你，宝贝!!! <3
You are beginning to understand the photoshop…
My mum is photoshopped.
And so is my Chinese speech; you may not read it >:(
Who says I can’t read Chinese?
I says it’s photoshopped! It doesn’t say what you think it does
You called me treasure! *blushes*
LOL Actually, it’s “baobei”, the direct Chinese transliteration of the English “baby”. That’s the meaning attached to it, though…. *ahem*….
*blushes*
I couldn’t say it in English. Not even as a joke. ROFL
*wink*
I found my star pun!
*sees Starfish on a cactus*
Aw, crap, too late….
我們愛你，太, 小胖子.
畜生! 你懂中文吗?
Hehehe…. いいだろう? 言語を変わる! 誰も分かんない、こんな事~ hehehehe…..
*feels left out and goes to play with his GI Joes by himself*
*sniff*
No need to play alone! I love playing with GI Joes!
*brings along Jeeps*
*whispers in Malicite’s ear* pssst! Google Translate…
Lessee, I think his last post says he admires us both greatly, and humbly offers his housecleaning services for all of next month. But I suppose I could have misread a word or two here and there…
谢谢Brewski。 您是贤哲在国王之中。
*Gives MsB half his GI Joes*
GI Joe!? My mortal enemy!
*brings along 神風 playset*
Sutoraiku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at those ゼロ戦 planes go!
売春宿は、一輪車の赤いバナナをきれいにします。
Now then, could we all please start using the Queen’s English here?
Hehe..its like unnecessary censorship….
いや、ぼく半分日本人だから、すぐわかる。
我是鼻涕一个巨大的片断。
Ugh, I give up.
じゃ、君は僕の先輩にならなければなりません！
え？！何で？！
I just got owned…didn’t I…
*goes off to get some salad*
Be back in an hour or so
じ <—crooked happy face?
Das ist doch alles Quatsch. ‘Ne erfundene Sprache!
なんてない! I’m not finished yet! Aun no estoy clavado! Seguiremos hasta encontrar algo que nadie entienda!
中文…
日本語…
Espanol….
There’s gotta be something! lol
* wanders into thread *
Oh, hi! Playing dominoes?
* wanders out *
Perhaps the pixels definitely intended it to look photoshopped?
Just sayin’…
or as a result of a low-quality, tossed-around-on-the-internet pic?
Told you you just can’t trust those pixel surprises!
Pickle surprise?!
* Alerts YouTube to fire up another server *
epic win
I just saw that last week in a store
Not to mention it’s a blatant ripoff of the Love is… character
http://www.gocomics.com/loveis/2009/04/29/
Love is…
Oh, about 40 degrees.
This is classic.
I wonder who Mairie de verrieres is..
The patron saint of phallic thermometers.
*cleans screen*
*screens for drugs*
*leans for mugs*
*mugs your rugs*
*plucks your ducks*
*Bugs the rugs*
*dugs up the thugs*
*screws the kangaroos*
*toes the line*
Acknowledged.
*has large jugs*
No no ~ oversized ewers ~ th-th-that’s what I REALLy meant!
mairie means town hall in english. so “mairie de verrières” is the town hall of this city in the south-west of france.
It’s looks like a really nice little town in the Pyrénées. 368 inhabitants. It has a 13th century church and ruins of a 12th century castle. Beautiful countryside and spectacular views of the mountains.
http://www.verrieres12.fr/La-Mairie.aspx
Ahhh I too remember the day I first hit 15 degrees… *smiles impishly*
Did you have to hide it behind your Trapper-Keeper?
*snork* So you’ve learned the males Trapper-Keeper secret!?
Dammit! I always do that! *looks down, shakes head*
I have that problem too
*looks down and shakes his head*
Stop playing with it! You will only make it worse!
*looks at what Mal is looking at* I don’t see a problem there!
*sniff* I feel five degrees warmer…thanks folks
*wonders into thread*
Hey, what are you guys looking at?
Oh my!
I wonder about this thread, too…
Oh, I wonder, wonder, wonder, what’s in a Wonder Ball?
Who knows what surprises the box contains inside?
Yummy Nestle chocolate and candy shapes inside…?
I forgot the lyrics. It’s been so long….
Who wrote the Book of Love?
It’s wanderful.
But it’s not Winsday yet.
*also wanders into thread*
Hey, what’s going on—
Oh, my God!!!
*gets a fever*
*looks down and gives a polite golf clap*
of a hundred an’ threeeeeeeeeee …
*oh dear, that’s been done*
*slinks out of thread, taking needle as well*
NO DUPLICATE POSTS!
*chases with a 2×4*
ow
ow
*runs back into thread*
*attempts to hide in plain sight*
*returns needle*
*tries hard to avoid being redundant and posting things that have been redun more than once again*
ever!
You guys only THOUGHT it was a secret.
Silence is gold.
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I knew it all the time but i kept my mouth shut.
*removes his regular clothes and puts on a wrestler suit*
*takes “en” en throws it right behind the word gold*
*puts normal clothes on again*
Perfect. Just like that.
LUCHA LIBRE!
Hairy – wear that wrestler suit in the hospital. It’ll make the docs & nurses wonder WTF!
Seriously, I hope you have an uneventful surgical experience tomorrow and a pleasant recovery. Will be thinking of you!
o woao.
this makes… anal guaging… sincerely more appealing.
But anal gagging is still just as bad.
I think this would be useful to rid myself of that pesky reflex.
Why hello! I’m mr. cuddles, nice to meet you
ugh…damn FB ate my comment and then threw it back up.
Why hello tidbits! I’m mr. cuddles, nice to meet you
lol
Waitaminute. 3 days passed for you in one minute?
I’m that good
I’m also God, but just stick to calling me mr. cuddles.
I knew it!
It all makes sense now!
Let’s do the time warp again.
*opens up Moomin wormhole* So when should we go to? Make sure you hold on tight!
Anywhere but the ’80s…ugh.
Oooh! Let’s go to Ancient Egypt!
… when they still had live pigs
Sounds good to me. Just as a warning, I can only read the alphabet in hieroglyphics. *grabs Ms B and jumps into the wormhole*
You can’t read the standard Roman alphabet?
Don’t judge me. I’ll smite you.
* cowers and averts eyes *
*squeeze*
Wow…not quite as exciting as I thought it might be. And it’s hot.
Hmmm, when to next?
Hmm…the Mediterranean? *opens wormhole*
Sounds like a plan!
*lands in the Euphrates River* Hmm, not exactly what I had in mind. *pull a towel out of thin air for Ms B to dry off* *opens new wormhole* Where to next?
*accepts towel and drys off*
I hear Nice is nice!
Careful with his flying if you go to France – you might have an in Seine landing.
*grabs Ms B* Off to Italy we go!
Hmmm, maybe it’s just me, but I always thought Nice was in France. Oh well! Italy sounds good too!
*holds on tight*
Border changes means it's been in both France and Italy.Just me then…
Ni hao
♪ Hot Blooded, check me and see
Gotta fever of a hundred and three ♫
♪ Cat scratch fever ♫
♪ Fever! When you kiss me,
Fever when you hold me tight! ♫
♪ Hey pretty baby with the high heels on
You give me fever like I’ve never, ever known ♫
♪ Fever in the the morning, fever all through the night. ♫
is there an echo?
or is that just a chorus line?
♪ Night fever, night fever/We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever/We know how to show it ♫
(insert music note icon here) What a lovely way to burn.
♫Burn, baby, burn! Disco Infernooooh♫
pssst, freckle, here’s one for you too
♫
It’s like a heat wave burning in my heart. . .
Damn it! Must remember:
Post, post, post.
Work, work, work.
Refresh!
Post.
“Guess what?! I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription… is more cowbell!”
Fever won’t rise above this comment.
micheal jackson eat your heart out
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o right pedophilia.
Wow! 10 inches.
10 DEGREES!
And what an adorable fail it is!
*nod nod*
Indeed!
I’m in love.
With what/who/where?
With a girl/one i met on a dutch version of my space/not here.
Congrats!
…Huh. :S
I, too, have fallen in love with/murdered a guy/girl from/in Mexico/Japan/China because they are the best/cheated/had swine flu/cut off my egg roll.
Your life is complicated.
That’s great/ that’s terrible/ that’s scary.
This thread is disgusting/entertaining/boring/enlightening/flammable.
All of the above … and more.
Yeah/I know/I like turtles.
Hahaha/ lol / roofles
Did anybody else just have a flashback to “Mad Libs”?
I certainly did.
You’re falling right into that “one from column A, one from column B” stereotype.
I don’t understand this one. Someone care to explain? ^_^
I’m not entirely versed in the arts of idiom and proverb
I don’t know about elsewhere, but…
In the US, when Chinese restaurants first started appearing, a common theme on menus was to list food choices in columns and let people choose “One from column A” etc. It became a cliche of sorts.
Click my name to see an example.
Virtual love, how adorable.
Or fast urinary problems
has “hot blooded check it and see” {from a song i think}
been said yet?
Check it and see ^
are you going to check it ?
*hot-blooded*
Check!
*seen*
Check!
this should be a win
Justify.
According to this picture, his weiner reached 15 inches!
Win!
In no more than 6,000,000 words.
Justify your justify?
my love.
failblog fail. this design is intentional
I like the left and right scales. Makes it easy to convert from Celsius to Centigrade.
rather celsius to centimeter
Testing, Testing. 123
I’m going slightly mad…
Only slightly?
Maybe you’re sick? Let’s take your temperature…
Now, relax, we’ll just stick it right ………. here.
You forgot to use the Baconlube!!!
OW! The least you could do is lube it up a little bit swell!
Oohhh….. I mean Ouch!!!!
What is the time limit to reply to (or post) comments?
This is a test – this is only a test – this is a test – this station is conducting a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Points to anyone who knows what that’s from. It is a rather obscure reference.
Jon Stewart: “What if you’re not watching TV or listening to the radio? Do they come to your door?”
Isn’t that a Gary Larson “Far Side” cartoon?
Dunno – maybe it’s both?
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(Jam was on early this morning, but I didn’t see you. Now you’re here, and I don’t see Jam. But anyway, thanks to both of you for brightening up the Engrish site yesterday! It felt like taking a few friends to a quiet bar/pub at the end of the night and maybe being a little too loud for the regular crowd, but having a good time anyway. I’m sure they’re still reeling over there.)
I peeked in – looked like you guys were having fun, but I didn’t have time to stay for a drink.
It’s a song from 1080 Snowboarding – a game on the N64. That game had the most retarded songs ever.
The early sixties, announced every day following a long atonal beep on every radio station. (At least in southern California)
Why does this fail only show up when I use the recent comment box? When I go to the home page, it's not there.Your computer must not like you. It showed up for me on the home page just now.
It's afraid.Never mind, now it shows up.Design Fail page design fail?
Coherency Fail? X_x
Or Comprehension Fail?
Either way….
*brain sizzling*
Apparently this is not a G-rated fail.
“Temperture rising, okay. Lets go to the next level.”
He has the magic stick.
Oh, somebody made a sexual innuendo, and americans get all hiffy and call it a FAIL. That meter is French. IT’S INTENTIONAL. It’s a WIN.
Morons.
*smites TheCake*
* pound cake *
*upside-down cake*
*takes the cake*
Ohno. I take the cake. Hence the name.
You others are on, though! Woot!
Besides the fact that we have a multitude of regulars on this site that are from outside the US, you shouldn’t be surprised that TheCake doesn’t get it. The French only understand wit, not humor. That and they mix sex and kids intentionaly all the time.
Don’t even give him the benefit of the doubt of understanding wit. TheCake is a troll who stops by every so often to state the obvious and call everyone morons for not getting the fail. He’s really just an obnoxious pain in the arse.
Of a little boy. High five! Sexy times!! …..Anybody?
*high fives sofaking* Wait, why do I feel dirty? *jumps in wormhole back to the Euphrates River*
So many questions about that last statement, so little time. Where did you?..why were you?…nevermind.
Ms B and I were time travelling through wormholes ^^ We went to the Mediterranean but ended up in the Euphrates River.
*follows behind Mr. Cuddles*
Smite him, o mighty Smiter!
Are you telling me that not all Failbloggers are from the US!? You don’t say!
それは馬鹿な事じゃないのか！？ うそ～！
My entire life is a lie! :’(
*sob*
There, there, funny-japanese-name-guy, it'll be alright.cough*pleasedon’tconfusechinaandjapan*cough
cough*mybad*cough
cough*’sokayit’saneasymistaketomakeifyoudon’tknowjapaneseorchinese*cough
cough*andIdon’texceptthatI’maninjawhichmakesthingssuspicious*cough
Goodness!
*hands out lozenges*
I understand the Ninja’s confusion. He is Japanese and sees me speaking his language, yet I appear under a Chinese name. To avoid confusion, you may call me neither.
Although Xiao Pangzi is a Chinese name indeed
Hank Hill: “So are you Chinese or Japanese?”
Minh: “No, we are Laotian.”
Bill: “The ocean? What ocean?”
Kahn: “From Laos, stupid! It’s a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, population approximately 4.7 million!”
Hank: “… So… are you Chinese or Japanese?”
Pardon my ignorance, but is that a “King of the Hill” quote?
ahhh..yup. Great source of quotes, especially making fun of the American stereotypes that are poked at on this site.
As, for example:
Hank:” What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?”
(Trust me, it’s not as harsh as it sounds if you’ve never seen the show.)
I’ve seen it once or twice. Great quotes! But I suspect a lot of people wouldn’t get it (kinda like a lot of people admired Archie Bunker back in those days)
“Not getting the fail”? Are you even literate?
Where is my noon fail?Right????
What exactly is that supposed to mean?I am agreeing with you. As in “yeah, where the heck is our noon fail?”
Ahhh. I thought you were referring to the direction 'right'LOL. I can see how you can infer that. When it appears (if it does), the next fail will be to the right.
Exactly, I thought my computer might be acting retarded again.politically?
Democratically?
at 11:61.
FB must be working on something very special for us!
*sits cross-legged on floor in anticipation*
*watches monitor eagerly*
*watches very impatiently*
*gives Ninja a sliced tomato*
No video today?
No “DOT ORG”???
*riots*
Has Fail failed?
Did the Blog Monster turn on itself?
Is it 2012 already?
Must… have… FAIL!! Withdrawal… pain… can’t focus… AAAAHHH!!!
Bugs crawling everywhere! Get them off me! The room is melting!!
That only comes out when someone complains about the video format.
And now that the video has been posted, my first comment is pointless.
Well, it’s almost 1:30 in my place of residence, so I’ll either go do something else for a short while or go to sleep~
Peace, everyone~ have a good day
*squeeze all*
a.m. or p.m., Erik?
swine flu, swine fever
hahaha this is genius!
Lucky boy…
gayst thing ever
win
This is sick, I mean nobody has that sort of haircut.
I’m sorry I wasn’t here for this… but I wanted to add
♫I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart! In my heart I have but one desire…♫
Name has song :3
-stares-
That’s cool
Inventor wanted to prove there’s shrinkage when it’s cold.
“Mairie de Verreries” ??? Ohoh
Un fail made in French
ça change un peu :p
Mais, so good quand même xD
L’évolution est en marche
!
This is actually one of the particular design of a brand of “naughty” items. Mostly cartoons etc. So I don’t see this as a FAIL, because it was made on purpose.
rub the base and it goes up.
Fail ?
Its a WIN !!!
We actually HAVE that thermometer in the Garage!
Talk about blue balls…
Is this what i fregin think it is?
When someone designs something like this are they wearing a blindfold?
#144
C’est ENORME et tellement Français !!!
o_O Mairie de Verrieres? IT’S FROM A FREAKING MAYOR’S OFFICE. XD Or town hall, or whatever youse anglophones call it.
ahahahaa fantatistic!
wow… just, no, you guys take things WAY TOO DIRTY, thats not even gross
not hot enough yet
you have a wonderful site!
great site, i have stumble it