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But the fail isn’t
But they still take Visa AND Mastercard
Why not the pizza party!!! NO!!!!
1 rule to a flat stomach: cancel pizza party. furst biotch
1 rule to flatten stomach;
1 rule to scrunch it.
1 rule to work it out;
And in the gymnasium crunch it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who want pizza are fed;
The sign that is here says “no party”,
I guess I’ll just go back to bed.
There once was a pizza from Pert’
Australians would eat ’til they hurt
G’day they would say
As they nibbled away
Until nothing was left there but dirt
Diggers to right of them,
Diggers to left of them,
Diggers behind them
Hungry and thirsty;
No thoughts of Taco Bell,
While Horn and Hardat fell,
They that had cooked so well
Came to the parking lot,
Nothing that they could sell,
All that was left of them:
“Visa and Mastercard”
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the pizza party place
drove the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
“Charge for the pepperoni!” he said:
Into the pizza party place
drove the six hundred.
To eat or not to eat, that is the question;
Whether these boulders in the way to order
The meats and veggies of outrageous portions,
Or to drive by around this lot of rubble,
And by ignoring, still purchase. To read the sign -
No more! and by this sign to say we fail.
The heart-ache and the thousand upturned rocks
That halt our party — ’tis no consumption.
.
(Cr@p – time to move on…)
I think that I shall never see
A pizza party there for me
A pizza whose cheesy crust is prest
Into my mouth til none is left
Pizza is sought by fools like me
And yet I find no pizza party
nest
This is exceptional, failbloggers, each and every one!
Lol, win
Explains why the place collapsed? The digger heavy brigade was too much for it
HOPEFULLY it was chuckee chees
It actually was a Pizza Hut that had been there for years and years
But butter butts bat butchers bad.
Great since its my birthday today this makes me sad
*gets out the “Random Comment of the Day” award*
*also awards “Dr Seuss Comment of the Day” award*
You don’t like that pizza dirt?
Does it make your tummy hurt?
Did you drop some on your shirt?
Not in the dirt!
Not on my shirt!
I do not like it Sa….. whoops! That was close!
It must have been Digiorno!
It sure isn’t delivery
Definitely not de-lightful.
BERTOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no! not bertoli! Who will eat my authentic lasagna?! Woe is me D :
yea
yay
way
Hey.
Clay
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKING. This is going nowhere fast.
Yes, but it WAS going fast!
Gay.
But was it Furious?
Don’t know. I’m kind of curious.
Finding out could be unneccessarily injurious…
This is getting quite procarious…
but it is indeed spurious…
HiH Thinks you need to stop saying that.
We can still have a steel plate party.
But we don’t want to spoil the excavator party.
If you should go to the construction site tonight
You better not go alone.
If you should go to the construction site tonight
You better go in disguise.
The excavators are having some pizza
excavators are having some pizza
Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Da Daaaaa Dah
Not exactly fitting with original song.
Party, they must. ANY party.
sorry guys we had another swine flu outbreak
Dude, that is not the correct nomenclature.
Huh?!
Influenza A virus subtype H1N1!
Or, as we say in Japan, 豚風!
Or, as we say in Brooklyn, “Yo, Tony!”
Or as we say in Eastbourne, “MRSA? Close the ward again!”
Or as we say in Antarctica, “Anybody seen my penguin?”
As we say in Boston, “I’ll take a lobstah and a chowdah. How bout them Sox?!”
As we say in London, “Bloody buses. Always late, and they come in threes when the arrive. And the bleedin’ Tube drivers are on strike”.
It could be worse. You could be in France. “A strike a day keeps the passengers away!”
As we say in Los Angeles, “Hey dude, can you give me some
money so I can get something to eat?”
or as we say in Texas “yee haw!”
It’s true – the World Health Organization easily eliminated swine flu by insisting it be called by its proper, more scientific name, H1N1.
And with the US Feral Gubbmint behind it with the lamestream media in lockstep, who could get a word in edgewise about the Mexican Flu?
Even as we speak, top gov’t officials are trying desperately to link this flu to an oil-rich country that we could then forcibly “assist” in eliminating the VMD (Virus of Mass Destruction).
… Oh wait, that regime isn’t in power anymore… nevermind…
But the Trrists could strike at any minyute! Osama In Fluenza mast be stapped!
Be sure to watch the news, and in a couple of days you’d be ZOMG WE’RE ALL DOOMED (echo)!!!.
It’s the aporkalypse.
So the days of swine and roses are gone?
If you think you got the Hamthrax, make sure you apply a large amount of oinkment.
Oinkment, huh? Any special type of oinkment (he asked, knowingly)?
Opps, forgot to type in the BaconLube™…
Judges? YES, they say it WAS in time, and Fluffy has indeed won the Lightning Round!!
Faster than a speeding torpedo.
More powerful than trichinosis.
And – of course – fully and delightfully lubricated!
More Destructive Than The New Email Virus.
*does a double take*
No… the day of the pizza is gone!
Stupid American
Assumption fail…
That’s redundant.
No, that’s ignorant.
You’re ignorant!
She’s arrogant, like all Americans.
*wrestles croc, like all Australians*
*wrestles sumos, like all Japanese*
*wrestles with sheep, like all New Zealanders*
*wrestles with tea and scones, like all good English folk*
*wrestles with Sauerkraut and beer, like all Germans*
*wrestles with baguettes and snails, like all Frenchies*
*wrestles with lack of identity, like all Canadians*
*eats triple burger deep fried with chocolate twinkies, like all Americans*
*eats buttered scones with fish and chips, like all Britons*
I’m considering flying to Arizona just to try this place out:
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/
*eats frikandel, like all Dutchmen*
*sails forever, like the Flying Dutchman*
Makes me proud to be a Murkin.
I’m Canadian!
You are sooooo boring. The saddest one trick pony ever.
The pony in Bachelor Party had better moves.
Yeah, but when he’s off the coke he’s a real bore.
And when he’s on the smack he’s such a cheetah.
can we have some dozer-pizza… extra boulders
Would you like some dirt with that?
Once you get through the crust it’s all mantle from here.
It comes with extra pebbleroni, right?
Brought to you in a soil wrap, to keep it warm and fresh.
Tell me that’s not a dirty euphemism.
I put my grit and determination into it.
They were planning to serve pavement pizza.
No anchovies on mine, please.
You should have told me that before I ate.
To me it just ruins the whole pavement eating experience. I like mine with extra dirt.
Which is exactly what anchovies taste like.
I think I prefer dirt.
*makes note in little black book*
Are you saying that from a fishy perspective?
Just a second and I’ll tell you – am feeling reflective.
.
*tastes*
Yup.
*waits* I know your taste buds aren’t defective.
*pastes*
S’up? S’up? S’up?
*baits* They’re getting a workout from this perspective!
*hastes*
Cup. Cup. Cup.
*sates* A little eruptive?
*wastes*
Glug glug glug
*inflates* A little subjective!
*chastes*
rug rug rug
*deflates* I can’t handle invectives.
*bastes*
drip drip drip
*abates* respective *lambaste*
quips quips quips
*hesitates* protective *palpates*
chipper chipper chipper
Peanut Butter rules!
The saddest game of poker you’ll ever play.
Strange hey…in medieval times it was red hot.
Now I’m happy.
Or it might be ecstasy….
You shouldn’t do chemical drugs. They’re no good for you.
Absolutely, well put Arthur!
*drinks a cup of coffee, then reaches for a beer*
Don’t forget your cigarette
Was planning to do a pizza party anyway this afternoon.
Oh maaan! I soooooo wanted to go
Phaet honey/buddy, the pizza party comes from within.
Don’t see why it was cancelled.
When it comes to sarcasm it is a winner
MEGA LOLZ
That sounds kinda scary.
Pffft! You should see the GIGA LOLZ!
PS. LMAO!
I will not do that! Pervert!
lolololol I couldn’t help myself and had to post a reminder on the previous fail
I noticed. Glad I enhanced an abbreviation for you.
TERA LOLZ!
PICO ROFLZ!
*shoots self in head*
The PANTS Party is still on!!! Would you like to come to the Pants party?
I only go to no-pants parties.
I only go to slow-dance parties.
I only go to blow-dance parties. *snorrrrrt!*
Nah, it’ll be dull and shot lived.
^r^
^d?^
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^o^ |
^o^ |
^o^
Meh!
O’s come in threes.
O’s don’t grow on trees!
O’s make for trembling knees.
O’s don’t really matter. Jeez!
O please!
O sleeze?
No! *squeeze*
D’oh!
Pizz…a?
It’s a party in your pants, and everyone’s invited?
I’ll tell my proctologist.
LOUD NOISES!
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!
Why yes! Everyones invited to the party in my pants!!!
-bigedude33
O RLY?
orally
O’Rielly?
Oh brother
Obama.
Oh say can you see…
Ohio
Hi ho, Silver!
woah
Baba
Gump
(Hiya. How was that soup?)
shrimp farm
box of chocolates
Damn, I was really looking forward to it!
Nuh. I’m not buying it. “Cancelled” was never FB’s safe word.
Ooh… *jumps up and down*
I know it! I know it!
SOTP?
*continues*
*gets and extra SOTP out of cupboard and uses it*
Oh perfect, baby.
You’re so exreme; don’t SOTP!
Oh god, we accidenty the whole SOTP!
SOTP! Someone call the poice.
We need the dicitionary to find this safe word!
*gets poice uniform from cupboard*
Sorry, I gave the dicitionary to the guys at the litercy night.
It’s ok, we still have the dicitiniry.
In the nick of time, so we don’t need the wheeee chiair! *walks funny*
Wassup Doc? Walking funny cuz of the potato?
It’s a mish mash of things, really.
*rummages around cupboard*
Dangit! Alright, who used all the SOTP?
Bascically, I found a spare one.
Um…why is the 20 tonne excavator smaller than the cars and buildings?
As they say in other parts of the Cheezburger Network – I can haz photochoppy?
We don’t say that here. So no.
Wow. Whenever there is a post that I think could not possibly attract a photoshop troll, they prove me wrong. Amazabing!
Even though its clearly photoshopped? The give away for me was the gross difference in scale between the sign and the objects in the background (even considering perspective it just doesn’t work). Not to mention the lighting errors.
Gosh, wow, like, fails are NEVER photoshopped. OMG how could you say that? that’s like SOOOOOOOO insulting or whatever. OMFG you are like SO rude. I mean, like, I could NEVER enjoy a photoshopped fail, cause like, no one but you is funny or junk.
Up, up, and away… That’s the way of the squirel…
(remember that)
Shhh!…Secret Squirrel.
You just took me back 25 years. I love you.
I’ve always wanted to marry a doctor. I accept your proposal.
*plays the Wedding March*
“Gender check, aisle 9″
.
Come to think of it…”Dr check, aisle 8″ !
That’s a large amount of back passages to check. Keeps you busy though.
Try as you might, you won’t find the non-existant medico quals!
*puts on stethoscope*
Hmmm… seems we have a genderless pineapple, claiming to be a doctor…
*moves stethoscope up to chest*
What??? I was listening to the lower pulse!
How was the rhythm?
Aaand – you think they photoshopped the excavator? What would be the point? The building would still be demolished and the sign would still be there. If you’re saying ‘photoshopped’ do it right!
My suggestion could possibly be that the dirt, boulders and excavator would be from the same source.
I am happy to be proven wrong – although perspective seems to suggest I don’t need to prepare myself to much.
Since there’s no pizzeria, you mean you don’t have to prepare yourself to munch.
There’s always humble pie (for which I have no appetite).
That’s OK, you won’t be sentenced to 30 days in the hole.
There is a smaller fail in the picture, in that canceled is spelled wrong (at least in US English) – a common error, but wrong anyway.
That could be a British place, though.
* Strains to see if the excavator’s steering wheel is on the right or the left. *
Unlikely. The cardboard houses would turn mushy here and the sky is too blue!
And I can’t see any striking builders waving placards.
*rofl*
And the sign clearly isn’t actually there.
Or Canada.
ETSTETS
….oooooookay. Stay there while I get the strait jacket.
Couldn’t there just be a place to the right of the sign that had nothing to do with the demolition?
That and the signs been photoshopped in.
People are right … photoshop trolling is fun
hahaa owned
Lets go with a big fat DUH! on this picture
This is fake. The word ‘FAIL’ has obviously been photoshopped in. You can tell by the pixels.
exactly MadSammyboy its impossible for it to be floating unsupported by physical structures, or apparatus. its 2 dimensional as well, i honestly hate these fakers. and whats that in the bottom left hand corner? wat kind of rock is shaped like that. its been photobought
Sense of humor win, actually.
the party fail, but the money definitely will go.. Hahahahahaha
Healthy Living win?
But someone tore down our pizza pad…
fail
indeed, it is.
As long as they don’t cancel the construction equipment party.
Mudpie anyone? Pizza is so day before yesterday! Go Green!
#73
what did you expect? pizza party on top of the wreckage?!
The pizza party is canceled??? No f–king way!