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To the guy below: …..no.
Grudge, is this a milf?
she was going to give him his milk but someone took a picture!!!
He’s waiting for the cookies.
And the BaconLube.
LUBE THE GAS CHAMBERS! HEIL!
When Arthur Eld catches you, you’ll wish you were never born.
There was a twilight zone episode about trying to make it so hitler was never born. It ended badly…
Got a link?
It was called “The Cradle of Darkness” and aired in 2002.
Ze imdb’s in me name.
Thank you!
*forces comment to nest below this level*
She looks like she has scoliosis.
Really, oh and with an arse like that im sure she might be a he??
Omg that’s so sad T.T
Godwin’s Law
yeah so did your conception… jk
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… today’s King of Fail.
KAISER WOULD BE MORE WITTY! HEIL!
Back! Back, you vile fiend!*Gives a fruitcake gift to Ninja*
Lots of oranges in this one!
LEMONS?
D:
*Helps Ninja out*
HEIL, MY ASS!
No thank you.
yes please
Until this comment I thought you were mocking troll’s behaviour with capitalized letters and the “HEIL”. I thought it was relatively funny; not hilarious, but a short smile every now and then. But this time there are only two possibilities: Either I don’t understand the joke, or there is no joke and you’re just a troll.
.
And by the way: I don’t think “-teilung” means what you think it means. Sounds like babelfish once again messed up a translation.
wtf are you on about?
Looks to me like he’s pondering the footwear fashion (mis)statement with great disdain.
HA! this pic is hilarious. i feel bad for the kid.. nice childhood memories eh? lol
milk and cookies
“really,, i’m just dancing in this strip club to take care of my baby!!” never heard that one b4
Ok, this is a really stupid picture taken by stupid people but I do take issue with e id
the idea of women working in the sex industry to make a living. Do you have any
idea how much money a woman working as a stripper can make as compared
to working at a fast food place? It can be a means to an end for some people.
So please save your judgements on that one.
Then they shouldn’t have kids if a Fast food joint is all they have going for them.
Agreed there lol
Anyway, it’s no surprise this woman’s photo got placed upon this website.
Not only is her hair ugly, she has a fake as hell tan.
and she has a nice butt.
Where do you see that?
Her legs are her only redeeming quality, and they’re only sub-par.
Wow, how catty. Guys don’t really care if anything is
fake as long as it still looks good, not that I’m saying it does.
How that’s any different than changing your appearance using
makeup or even clothing for that matter, beats me.
Maybe she worked in an auto plant when she got pregnant and then got laid off.
Sigh… You really mean she and no other guy should have sex if that’s all they have going for them, because no method of birth control, except abstinence is 100% foolproof, and many people think abortion is murder… soo….?
Yay! More sex ed! More abortions! More men getting away with a double standard of sexual morality!
<3 America.
MEN getting away with a double standard? Take a look at family court, then stuff it. Sideways.
Yeah, someone I know got about 40% of his wage sent to his wife as alimoney after divorce.
Tell me that’s fair. Tell me a man would’ve got the same, if the roles were reversed. Tell me that courts treat fathers with the respect they deserve. I won’t believe you, Rose.
Indeed…dancers can make more in one night than they would in one week working in fast food. I think the point is that a lot of strippers, especially ones in the rat hole type establishments, will lie about having children, going to college, said children being ill, etc., to get sympathy money from the patrons.
I completely agree with you. I sell adult prepaid cards plus was an escort myself years ago. It’s fantastic money and my children never knew and were
and were spoilt rotten but this photo turns my stomach.
Children don’t need to see it.
but… trash is trash.Newt
There always one spoil-sport
i can make a lot of money selling crack to kids but its still not right….stupid whores
but, i mean(and i’m only ssuming that this woman is the child’s mother) the kids mom is setting a terrible example.
But, i guess i do agree with your point. the “industry” is a way of earning money, but really, there are better options than exposing yourself for the pleasure of others
Again, you have a valid point but i disagree, please respond if there is something i missed or if i made some unfair comments
lol wtf Milf? no wai its fugly looks like a man.
that’s the point.
Looks like Anna Nicole Smith to me.
Before or after departing?
That does explain her frozen expression; rigor mortis has set in.
lol, , tasteless, but funny
it looks like….. puddin?
Yea, but just imagine what the cameraman is doing that the kid is looking at…
*extra comment* it’s like necropr0nz
Well he’s taking the picture DUH!!
Makes it better that her stripper shoes don’t match.
That’s what she gets for buying those ugly-ass out-dated shoes at a garage sale!
The shoes don’t even match.
I’d hit it.
Just make sure you bag it. She looks like a child support magnet.
Me too
The kid?
More like a GILF
I really like the mismatched shoes…one black one white…must be making a fashion statement of some kind. I just feel really sorry for that child and the miserable home life he is destined for. Beyond fail…
I was wondering if anyone else picked up on the shoe-match FAIL.
Parent: FAIL.
MILF: FAIL.
Vision: FAIL.
Result: FAIL!
I wonder if she knows she’s wearing different shoes?
Or if there’s a child watching her… and judging her.
I’m so glad someone else noticed the mismatched shoes. LOL.
As far as the child goes, well… =/
absolutely a MILF!
Agreed. Very tappable.
I wonder if she’s intelligent and can make me laugh?
Involuntary.
Its a Bloke!!
does anyone realize shes wearing two different color shoes too?
LOL! Yes. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed her shoes don’t match.
Try looking two comments up.No.
I didn’t catch that at first. My focus was elsewhere.
Put your clothes back on people, Diggers are here.
Cleverly dressed, Irked.
is “lol” you bunch of dimwits an say ???
def a huge milf
Watch out Britney, you’ve got some competition, and she’s got some GREAT shoes……
anyone else notice that for some reason the chick has two different shoes on haha?
am I the only one who noticed that her shoes don’t match??
Is This the E-Trade baby???
That’s probably isn’t even her kid
she’s hot
…Yes?
Yes… probably you did not mention it:
the pictures behind the couch are crooked!
yeah, maybe the person that hung them has a lazy eye and thought they were straight…
Lazy eye does not make things look crooked.
look at the kid’s face!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololol
14 years from now, he’s gonna tell her he’s gay. And she’ll wonder why.
No way. She’ll have traded him for drug money WAY before then.
gdamn that’s wrong…true, but wrong
hahahahaha
…..
ew.
onlinebootycall.com?
If I was there, I would straighten those paintings.
OCD > beergoggles any day.
1. Straighten painting
2. Find a matching pair of shoes
3. Safety! Tidy away those wires.
4. That desk needs a good cleaning
5. The plant is a Health and Safety hazard
6. Tidy away the bag so there’s no tripping.
Safety 5th and 6th too?
Hey, safety’s 1st!
Today it was Grudge.
If the painting isn’t straight, the wall collapses?
Straight painting might make a horse collapse (if the brush-stroking is right).
But only if you’re oil painting and using a lot of oil.
and painting animals… I think that may be illegal!
how stupid r u???
FOURTH!
fail?
Hmm, he / she / it’s pretty accurate; still a failure, though.
No, today is the third.
*squeeze*
Howdy kitty!
*squeeze*
Hey, jam! I have my hands pretty full with two new
poopiespuppies.How did photos from Britney Spears’ photo album get leaked here?
LOL her shoe straps don’t match
that’s the first thing i noticed.
She’s got love for you if you were born in the 80’s, the 80’s.
Where’s the love for those born in our decade, jammy?
Wah-o-wa-oh goodbye seventies.
Maybe that’s meant to be part of The Sexy? Given the rest of this scenario, anything’s possible.
Nice back rolls.
Stop reading weekly women’s magazines.
I haven’t even started
You just have to wonder what the heck is going on here…
…and why social services haven’t taken away the child yet.
Why would they? Do you think children that age have don’t ever see their parents naked? Do you think the two year old knows what’s going on?
In some situations, I guess you just have to have been there!
There MIGHT be a nice everyday NORMAL explanation for this picture.
Yes, like laundry day, followed by some stretching to loosen up a cramped leg.
And then the camera accidenty taking a photo while lady/lad looks over their shoulder in a suggestive, yet slightly modest fashion?
And then with the camera connected and open in Windows Explorer, she right clicks ’send to’ instead of delete…
Extremely normal: once you’ve had a child, this is about your limit as far as setting up sexy, sensational Saturday night scenarios so mom and dad can seduce each other.
ROFL too true
Haha yup. We used to sometimes date after they were asleep…set-up a nice meal…music…candles…
…falling asleep from sheer exhaustion after the hors d’oeuvres.
OMG! Is that you!?!
Know what, reading some Punctuation rules in the evening can be quie entertaining.
“Example: I must take English and math.
English is capitalized because it comes from the proper noun England, but math does not come from Mathland.”
Awesome explanations.
*quite.
Go to the math department in your local college some time. Those people are from another freaking planet.
Yeah. Maths grads are idiots.
I take slight offense to that.
I’m a maths grad
Me too. I just didn’t get all in-your-face bitchy. Like: OMFG STFU U NOOBB U DONT NO I IS MATHS GRAD!
Hang on. Was you original comment directed at me or Chez?
My first one was for Chez.
My first one was on the beach.
My first one was an all-nighter.
*squeeze*
Not true!
*squeeze*
I see no reason to capitalize the P in punctuation there.
Not a proper noun.
Just what the rules apply to.
So, learn from your rules that you read?
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
yeah, you are kinda right…that is actually a man, so the face was replaced
Yes, it’s all so obvious. The plant was photoshopped in. Just look at the pixels.
It leaves a lot to the imagination.
More to the point, she doesn’t have a shadow in the picture. The plant, which is seen From the same orientation, has a shadow.
Those are leaves, but w/e.
* leaves *
And behind the leaves, there are shadows.
Right…and in the shadows there is Retaba.
Sexy body fail?
She looks more confused than anything else.
stoned?
Ohhh, my S is very toned.
Sickening
Devastating
Apocalyptic
*snatches away universe-implosion button from BFF*
Say, if you just destroyed the universe implosion button for safety reasons, would the same thing happen as if you pressed it?
That’s something Mythbusters WON’T be trying to bust any time soon.
Oh dear…
She isn’t even wearing the same shoes :’(
*Cries in corner*
Do you cry primarily due to your lack of avatar or because of the fashion aberration?
Actually, it’s because I logged back on and only had one reply :’(
Self chronological order fail :’(
*More Crying*
Photoshop fail. Giant woman win! She needs to be careful not to bang her head on the door on the way out. And her leg is almost the same length as the sofa. hahaha
The Camera is just low, probably 2 ft off floor shooting UP!
From that angle She LOOKS TALL, but isn’t a giantess!
EVERYBODY looks tall to a skwerl.
SB, did YOU take that picture???? Inquiring minds wish to know!
While the sofa armrest has a shadow on the floor, she has none. Photoshop.
That’s a reflection of the couch on the floor; she’s casting a shadow on the door behind.
She must have had lunch with an extra light sauce.
Cute! *light sauce” You crack me up!
Hehe! Nice of you to expose that RK!
If the camera angle is that low, then why can we see the TOP of the table, desk, and couch?
LOlz
Or… She could be posing in the baby’s tiny little house, with tiny little furniture around her.
That’s not the mom, it’s the babysitter and she’s trying… OK I don’t know what she’s trying to do.
She has the backpack ready for a quick getaway.
She’s trying to get a spread in Hustler?
Justice Pie trying for the Kindle!
OK, I’ve stared at the pic for 2-3 mins, had 3 cups of coffee today, and I got nothin’. Off to eat and do laundry. TTFN.
Yeah, all I can come up with is: WTF?
In some situations, I guess you just have to have been there!
Exactly. Perhaps this one really belongs on Picture is Unrelated.
I’m off to eat laundry.
(Yeah, got nothing either.)
Nah. That’s a babysitter WIN.
I would have liked to have her as a babysitter, when I was a child. ^^
I did, she was hot, we wrestled over the remote control, she had purple satin panties. She went on to become the bikini oil wreslting champion of Hawaii. I miss you Cindy!!!
Hey, I had Cindy, too! =D
I miss her, too, but I haven’t had much contact with her ever since the state judged her unfit to be within a mile radius of schools, playgrounds, or residential areas with a high percentage of children under 18. =(
mom?
shhhh, just enjoy the show kid
Yeah, gotta love the circus…
The Family Circus?
Cirque du Solier?
Well, kid, at least you’re not looking at anything you haven’t seen before. And maybe it’s your daddy taking the pic, and not your latest ‘uncle’. And maybe by the time you grow up the internet will have been replaced by something else and you’ll never happen upon this pic and run screaming for a shrink.
How do I contact her?
I would hit that.
All. Night. Long.
I would be extremely frightening if you were referring to the baby.
I was going to point out the grammar error, but decided it made as much sense this way
heeei, i would hit her too…with my fists
You are a very bad person and need to go find somewhere else to play. Preferably in Solitary, for 5 to 10.
I’m going to call Interpol.
Can anyone post a video? Has a strange, yet dangerous, barrier been broken?
Thank goodness my browser has no Flash.
No Flash? You need really good extern lighting for those closeups then…. ;D
yeah, i’d hit it too….with a lead pipe
Poor kid
Yuck! Fat people are hideous!
Ahem.
*puts soapbox on floor, steps onto it*
If that is her baby, then she looks pretty damn good. I have a 7 month old and STILL haven’t lost all the baby fat. It takes a while. We can’t all be famous celebs with personal trainers and dieticians, and we don’t all have time to exercise 2 hours a day. Especially when there’s a baby involved.
.
That’s all. Thank you.
*steps off soapbox, folds it up and puts it in jacket pocket*
*walks away*
Does that make you a Jacket Potato?
I suppose that’s better than being an Idaho potato!!!
You’re going to have to explain that one
*squeeze*
It’s an old joke:
2 potatoes are standing on the corner. Can you tell which one’s the prostitute?
(maybe I should explain that the state of Idaho is famous for growing potatoes. Just in case.)
Aaaaaaaaaah. It all becomes clear
Thankyou.
you sound like a 14 year old girl. grow up
Wow. Her speakers are totally badly placed for proper stereo imaging dispersion
That was the first thing I noticed too! Those old Beatle and Zeppelin tunes just won’t be the same.
Wow, does one have to have an exceptionally dirty mind to think you’re using a euphemism there or is that normal?
Nope… exceptionally dirty mind.
Haven’t lost it
Hooker/fashion fail: the shoes don’t even match
plus her shoes don’t even match
haha i was wondering if anyone else noticed that!
She looks fine, and if she’s the kid’s mom, he’s seen those plenty. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Omg!
OH YEAH SHIT JUST GOT REAL
That’s the weirdest headline I’ve ever read.
What do you mean
I’m not going for burn of the week…do they still have that?
Her attempt at a sexy photo fails not only because she’s posing in front of her toddler son, but because she’s posing in a tacky house.
Little boxes on the hillside?
Nobody watches Weeds
I do. But I could be called “nobody” so I guess your statement is true
She’d make one hella milf.
And that kid would make one hella bilf.
this looks photoshopped.
Oh snap!
No wonder the kids these days are so mental. Explains a lot.
You think the sight of lactating breasts is bad for a baby?
Oh wow… is it a coincidence that the annoying ad for the “christian mother makes thousands of dollars from home” website is next to this? Days like this it’s worth not having an ad blocker
“Make money at home in your spare bedr… er, spare time.”
Christianity: not what it was back in the day…
The chick is photoshopped in there.
Look at her size in comparison to the door and the sofa. She would have to be about 7 foot and 200lbs for that pic to be real.
Detective win.
The door is not a door.
Note the heels. I’d be pushing seven feet with those.
Arachnid?
Uh…things look BIGGER as they are brought into the foreground, not smaller. She’s probably a bit over 6′. Plus…the chick is wearing 4 in espredrilles.
This pic made my damn day.
Perspectively speaking, I think the baby is terrified.
I was wondering where that smell was coming from when i opened this website on my computer….
That’s a sign you need to clean your room once in a while.
This is again such an random FAIL
LOL this is GREAT!
The look on the kid’s face is interesting
“Uh…what is going on here? Should I leave?”
Yikes
Fake
Tan?
Gent?
Real.
reason its fake is Nobody has FAIL written on their wall
Slut?
ya. i agree all the way. who else would pose naked in front of a baby ( who is probably seen this ten times before… mommy has lots of “buisness” meetings,) in her crappy house probably getting paid the bare minimum so some horny guy can look at her ass?
Yikes. lol
so sad,so sad
Submitted by mary-beth. I bet shes the chick in the photo!
INTENTIONAL FAIL, FAIL.
DETECTIVE WIN.
Just like mom used to make
talk about white trash
OMG!!! I saw this on the SF bay area craigslist forums like two weeks ago. haha, too funny
Don’t be so hard on the working mom until you’ve been there.
Wait a minute … now that I look closer, I think I have been there!
i dun er
Dun dun duunn…
I wish I had been here earlier so I could comment on the Pizza party fail…. Everyone unleashed their inner Shakespeare LOL
I don’t really have any witty comments to say about this one. Just that this would never happen in China
I’m probably being pedantic, but please note that MRN and my poems were Alfred Lord Tennyson’s “The Charge of the Light Brigade”.
Well, to be fair, I did have a Shakespeare in there too (and a JRR Tolkien).
.
This may sound strange, but in a way it saddens me to have someone say this would never happen in China – ’cause it means a lot of others things would never happen in China either.
and why is she wearing two different shoes?
One of the shoes is photoshopped. The challenge: Which one?
I’d hit it!
with a truck!
with my penis!
Anyone here bored and want to help get things moving on the Engrish site? My alter-ego there is Much Glory Hopeful, and I can’t get a decent response out of anyone.
Why not. I’ll head over there now.
YOU’RE Much Glory Hopeful?!?!?
Go ask, Alice.
It’s quiet here as well.
I hate clicking back and forth, ’cause every time I come back here I reload the freakin’ picture at the top of the page! Guess I should open 2 windows…
Or open in a new tab.
Oooohh… of course… elegant in its simplicity.
I’m surprised he’s not holding mommy’s pipe.
Ceci n’est pas une pipe, remember?
She should comment here that it’s not a photoshop.
I’d hit that.
You’re running out of things to hit her with.
We’ve already done lead pipe, fists and a truck.
Well, there’s still a penguin, a train, a boot, a piano, …
A 10,000 lb weight ACME style?
*applauds*
ohhhh, very well remembered!
Ha! So much applause it’s like you’ve gathered a fail of Moomins!
No pointy stick?
(prev. fail reference)
I CALL SHENANIGANS this looks shopped to me.
and by shopped I mean her back, not the whole baby thing
No, I agree, certainly not the whole baby thing.
…but probably her back, and one of the shoes.
Those pictures on the wall are shopped too.
At least no arrows are required to point out the toddler.
Does my bum look big in this?
Someone’s sitting there, mate!
ARSE! :-p
LMAO!
gross
that killed my boner.
baby: “jesus. why does she always have to do this shit when i’m trying to watch family guy?”
“Damn you, vile woman!”
Granny panty FAIL!!
That retard need to put a thong on and then it will be fine.
…
Can’t see you here, either.
Major Fail on soooo many levels. Too many to name.
She’s testing out a new stealth technology – you can’t see it if realize you don’t even want to *LOOK* at it.
officer: radar! how did these soldiers get past us?
radar: sir! they were wearing these black… oh GOD! it was horrible! i couldn’t look any more!!! *breaks down sobbing – collapses into terrified heap*
officer: *looks at screen* aaaaiieee!!!! *falls down and bleeds out from the ears*
bullshit, shes a milf,
What’s a milf?
the irony is that is how she got one of those in the first place….
dude i dont care shes a skank but shes wearing 2 diffrent shoes lol
“I’m gonna find you a daddy!”
Damn. I wish i was that baby
Great Pic…. I totally think she’s on the right path…. and the kid won’t remember a thing in 10yrs.
lol the baby’s like “i’d hit that”
babys more like “Dis iz ma Bitch, call me up and il hook it up fo yo trick ass!”
Must be from a trailer park calendar..
wait, what?
WIN!
1st!
First fail.
Her shoes don’t match. Dare I suggest… photoshop?
Did anyone notice her shoes are not the same? Totally oblivious!
That is the first thing i thought.
Is that a jug of milk on the dresser?
………….id hit that
Lol, cool pic!
I’d hit it! And many others out would to, so quit with your LIES!!…lol
That’s okay, the kid’s too young too remember it anyway.
This is very poorly photoshopped.
Anyone notice that her shoe laces don’t match?
I sometimes like to rub orange juice on my legs and then light my cats on fire.
Oh that sounds nice
put down the oreo crackers and stop doing the sex….
does anyone else see that she has two different shoes on?
Do you read any of the other comments before you post?
haha,
it is just photoshopped. she was never in the picture. look closely at the light falling on her legs, it is coming from the front and that too, a low tempurature light (studio). while the kid, the sofa and everything else is lit from the left, through an open window (it is a daylight kind of a light). her foot on the sofa too is a bit contrived.
I give FAIL to the photoshopper.
Yes, there is a cold front coming from the west, causing low temperatures, which, because of the open window, made her cover her breasts. I see it all now – or rather, I guess I don’t, which is a shame…
Bahaha lovely job!
I definitely do not see it either….
But whether it’s photoshopped or not, it’s hilarious anyway!
I see that someone’s getting the family Christmas card photo ready early this year.
PS., Would everyone who has cried photoshopped please break all of your fingers that you may not type again. Would everyone who made the original observation that her shoes are different colors please read the previous posts.
Thank god someone mentioned this. I was going slightly mad from reading the same posts over and over again
Thank god someone wrote this. I was going slightly mad reading the same two comments over and over again.
honestly ironic how you posted that…
Hahahahahaha! Yes. I love it.
she is not even wearing the same shoes….
Ha, bloody, ha.
I didn’t have time to read all the comments.. but was I the only one to notice to two different shoes before the kid? xD
That’s my KID~~~~!!!
Are we even sure this is a chick? It doesn’t look that feminine to me.
Nah its a dude dressed up as a man with fake boobs.
Parenting fail AND matching shoes fail. I guess when you’re all cranked up on meth, have a baby wanting attention and just HAVE to get that half-naked picture taken, matching shoes with one another is just not a concern.
I had no idea that mismatched shoes meant all of that. You certainly know your fashion.
It’s great fashion show at home..so funny..
EPIC Fail… Ughh… just threw up in my mouth a little bit…
Now sit right here sweety while mommy takes a nice pic for her craigslist add
Matching shoes fail.
one black shoe … one white shoe … classy
Shenanigans!
I think she just wanted to breast-feed her child. lol
Why is it that people think you cant be a parent and have a sex life at the same time?
Are you people that bad at doing both that you think others shouldnt be able to as well?
In 2 years no one is going to care if you have naked sex pictures online. Everyone will.
and how many will sport their own toddlers in the same pic?
No one’s saying parents can’t have a sex life . . . after all, that’s how they became parents . . . but it’s probably not the best idea to have one in front of your baby.
i agree.
Its not the mom having a sex life that makes this a fail, it is her complete and total oblivion to the situation. Are babies sexy to you?
And besides, I’d Hit That.
People being free with their sexuality is no big deal, until someone makes it into one. Mostly, the people who’d complain about an image like this would complain regardless of the child. They just have more ammo with the kid there, with the phrase “Think of the CHILDREN!”
Any group that uses that phrase, be very very VERY wary of.
What?
its not even that its just that her child is in the room while shes taking naked pics. the two things just dont mix. theres a time and a place.
It’s a fail because she’s doing it in FRONT of the kid. He doesn’t look old enough to remember it, but still.
why is this no double fail? she also wears 2 different shoes xD
hahahaha,..why don’t you just strip in front of the boy. Seriously… hahahahahaha
ok now what are we failing.. that fact that her kid is in the pic..or the fact she shes wearing two different shoes…or both…
i call this epic fail
All of the above and then some… Shoes….kid…and the fact that it is probably for facebook and/or Myspace to try and get a date, but “hey, look how trashy I am right in front of my toddler” probably doesnt attract to many guys.
PROBABLY…not
but then again, there are all the comments here from guys that do think shes hot sooooo…
ew.
Baby knows nothing, let the people enjoy it while they still can.
She’s a freaking thrash whore! holy shit!
Thats not parenting, that’s babysitting
Nice Picture.
bitch is kinda old looking, but otherwise bangable
She’s hot, that’s it… the rest doesn’t matter anyway.
Anyone else notice, A. The left shoe doesn’t come up her leg as high and B. The shoes are different colors. This has cheap stripper written all over it. Bombing life like Hiroshima. Good fail…
either:
A. This is a private photo for someone that is being deployed that got away( classic military cheap apartment, cute wife, cute kid) (Someone took the photo.)
B. New dating service WYSIWIG full disclosure rulees.
She is a whore.
Don’t cry…
Mommy’s going out “shopping” to get you a little brother
um this is obv fake, why is she as tall as the door?
By God, could it be she’s a GIANT/GENDER CONFUSED WHORE?
I’d hit it.
*fap fap fap fap*
wtf is up with her shoes??? can anyone say cps???
Hey that’s my mom!
She’s wearing two different shoes…. no?
uhahuauhauhahuahuauhahuauhauhauhahua… sensational (y)
I don’t see how this is a “parenting fail”.
If that’s his mother, he’s seen her naked plenty of times…the fact that there is a camera there makes no difference.
but then again, it could NOT be his mother. in which case, it would still be his parents fail to let this…person….do that in front of the kid. ya never know.
it’s allll about how you view it i suppose
thats my ex-girlfriend when she was in her 4th marriage and 5th child, taking pictures for match.com!
I can just imagine the kid’s reaction when he sees this in 15 years.
this is just awful…poor kid
What an awful photoshop.
Next time try not to make her 9 feet tall. Either that, or that is the smallest couch ever.
the french should make us a new statue out of this chick for New York Harbor.
idiocracy
I bet the photographer said, “We’ll fix the baby issue in post.”
Cheer leading: it prepares girls for life.
take your kid to work day?
hehe in a way i suppose….ummm
no shit. cant believe it. hahhaha poor poor kid.
yeah, but look at the backpack! she’s still in school! staying in school is always a WIN!!! she’s building her future!
bo kazda Krysia to “fail”
Either this is “Look mummy!! Free Milk!!” or Female pedophile at large.
the lighting is not right
it looks photoshopped.
eesh…
Oh, that poor kid that she’s almost stepping on. He’s got this look on his face like, “Is this really what I have to look forward to?”
wow…the “matching” shoes, the “straightened pictures” and the “good parenting”….
but i do believe that the real crime….is the hair.
O.o
Putting this on Failblog is an epic comedy fail. It’s incredibly depressing.
different shoes FAIL!
Why is that man wearing women’s shoes? Thats the real fail,looking like a woman Fail.
Her shoes dont even match!
WHAT A VERY LUCKY LITTLE BOY TO HAVE SUCH A GREAT MOM WHO IS WILLING TO SHOW HIM FIRST HAND WHAT KIND OF WOMAN (NOTICE I DIDN’T SAY LADY) NOT TO MARRY. YEARS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN HE NEEDS THEREPY ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS TAKE THIS PICTURE TO WITH HIM TO THE DR.
400th
…what was she doing with the baby if the picture wasn’t planned? O.O
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She has on different colored shoes..
say what you want, I’d hit that. Cheers…. too finding the babies next daddy
I’d hella hit it
i realize the irony in the photograph and the lugubriousness of my proceeding comment, but at least she’s in the same room as the kid while taking her skank photos. I fear that this child will be battling repressed memories for a good part of his adolescence.
That’s not her kid at all. It’s just a horny midget.
Why are her shoes two different colors.
I wonder if she chose the white or the black strappy…
Are mismatched shoes in?
eew and she’s fat too!
Oh, for God’s sake – SHE’S NOT FAT AT ALL AND THAT SHOULDN’T MATTER ANYWAY!! WOULD IT BE BETTER IF SHE WAS STICK THIN? SHE’S A NORMAL WEIGHT YOU THICK B*STARD!!
lucky baby
shoe match fail
why don’t her shoes match?!?!?! (besides the other issues in the photo otherwise discussed above)
Does the dresser seem to be sloping one way, and the pictures the other?
Me thinks it is a photoshopped pic, lol.
Use are all a pack of queers
&&& im more into men myself than woman stripping and exposing themselves inappropriatly
NG
Mom dont take pictures this bitch is getting paid by the hour!
I’d hit it
at least he wasnt rick rolld
That blonde guy is pimp and thats his bitch. No fail there.
You’re sick.
omg
there are so many things wrong with this photo… does anyone notice the two different shoes?!
This is just so unbeliveable sad and tragic, poor kid…. there’s just so many people who shouldn’t have kids!
WTF that kid is so lucky
The kids a baby. And that’s his mum. So no, the kid’s not lucky (don’t we actually CARE about our mums?) and you are a sick b*stard for suggesting so.
shoes don’t match!!!! Damn at least you could try to get something right!
Woot
EPIC WIN FOR THE KID.
The kids a baby. And that’s his mum. So no, it’s not a win for the kid and you are a sick b*stard for suggesting so.
I know there’s a woman with mismatched shoes in this pic, and a bewildered looking baby, but to me this is a home decor fail. WTF is up with those pictures on the wall?
WTF!! YOU DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THE FACT ABOUT HER BEING HALF NAKED IN FRONT OF HER OWN CHILD!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?? I mean what kind of image is she giving her young impressionable kid about women? It’s awful and she’s a complete bimbo and slut.
Alice, I would recommend that you chillax. Why would I mention what everyone else has mentioned a couple of hundred times previously? Double up on your meds before you start jumping my ass.
lol, nice
this is how I describe it
here we see a picture of Eric Cartman’s mom and Baby Eric Cartman
His mom had her hair died blond at the time
even without the ugly heels, that’s one tall milf. most of you guys couldn’t reach that poonani.
I LOL’D HARD
*squeezes penis*
Gosh what a horrible picture, her shoes don’t match! shoe fail.
Is that all you can find to say about the picture? OMG….
Maybe she wants her son to be a stripper.
Speaker placement fail. someone left a Menorah on the the dresser.
It´s weird, and in some pont kind of associal ( do you say that in english)…
I mean the Photo and some of the ignorant, “really not funny and I dunno what I´m talkin ´bout” Comments here…..
Seems like the mediocre, normal ignorant american “Assholeness” to me…
Don’t let this Fail touch anything, it’ll create a strangelet that’ll devour the universe.
double fail moment… non-matching shoes! *LoLz*
She’s just so THRILLED that her bacne is finally cured. She does this everywhere she goes. It’s a phase, she’ll get over it.
#74
he was like omm nomm nomm i luvs diss
CRAP! that looks like the ETrade baby! ! ! . . spending all his stock market trade cash on the locals I see
Her shoe strappy things don’t match.
WHY IS THAT ALL PEOPLE CAN FIND WRONG WITH THE PICTURE??
fu****g B**ch
It could be an advertisement on a dating website, I mean she’s obviously fertile, assuming that is her child.
What’s the fail in this picture? The only fail I can see is that it is on a(n otherwise very good) website like this.
Crazy Americans.
Karl, I don’t know what country you’re from, but in America it’s generally considered distasteful for adults to strike half-naked, provocative poses in the presence of children.
Crazy Karl.
I think it’s extra hawt
… does anybody realize that her shoes don’t match either… not even close… what is wrong with the woman. hahaha
is it just me or is she wearing two different shoes???
YAY mum!
haha!!!!
REALLY BIG PARRENTING FAIL….
ick!!!
this is really a milf
nice ass
that’s a retarded fail
Only and American can se a fail here
thats not mommy
LUCKY KID!
You like your mother stripping before you?
Well each to their own I suppose….
Awww Poor Kid ,
I dont know about all of you but i would be really embarassed if my mother did this , I’m sure the mother would be embarassed finding it posted here. :S
double fail…her shoes dont match…
uhh different shoes?