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This is not the first post.
This is a not a fail
Don’t say it’s a WIN! Please, I couldn’t stand it after the Audi fail.
This is not a comment.
(Guten Morgen, mein Freund!)
Doch.
(Moin! Wie geht’s?)
Dann, was ist das?
(es geht mir gut, danke. Gut Samstag?)
I don’t know, but it’s not a door.
(Ja! Herrliches Wetter, keine Arbeit – perfekt!)
Hm, ich habe sturmfrei von Freitag bis Sonntag, das ist auch perfekt
.
Awww bond stole my comment…
…LAST!…
Your subtitles stink.
i am not haveing sex right now
Because you failed the door failed making the fail of the fail fail making your comments fail which caused fail blog… don’t get me started on the fail of the fail blog showing fails.
This is not a pipe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_is_not_a_pipe
Ceci n’est pas une échouer.
Le mot “échouer” est un verbe – je pense que le meilleur mot sera “échec”.
Merde.
*rire*
damn jedi mind tricks!!
Je pense que le meilleur mot soit “soit”.
Et, c’est UN échec.
My brother in law has a painting of a truck, with “this is not a truck” written in another language underneath. It looks remarkably like the painting you linked to.
This is not a tazer.
*BzzzzzzzzaaaP*
*falls down*
DAMN! IT IS TOO!
Your Icon Is Imhappyplz On DeviantART, Right? un
I am not careless.
I didn’t type this.
I didn’t read this.
I can’t touch this!
cant touch this !
touch this!
this!
!
(Dang! I didn’t see that last move. You win!)
(hehe *squeeze*)
*masturbates*
wth? ummm?
Sammy doesn’t need a hand with this!
*leaves thread*
Give the man some privacy. or are you a whore? O.o
excuse me. WOman
*hands Nick a copy of “Masturbation for dummies”*
Looks like you’re gonna get a lot of use out of this.
??? what am I to do with this? *hands to jam*
Get your hands off me Nick! That’s incest don’t you know.
considering we are both guys, and I am not gay, Then im pretty sure you wanted it. = D
You think Jam is a guy?! Oh my goodness, this is not going to end well.
Take cover!!
I was joking. O.o
*facepalm*
*rosypalm*
Rosie DePalma and her five sisters!
Ok! *takes cover*
*pulls gun from kid puzzle*
We’re under attack!!
I can’ accept that.
*coughtypocough*
I can’t accept that.
You have to learn to accept your mistakes, even the little typos.
*accepts hammykins*
Hammy…I am your father.
United at last, after all these years.
Sweet!
I am your uncle!
Bob = Nick?
I’m easily confused here and the universe already imploded once today.
Jam=jelly? idk. whats the difference?
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly!
Jelly= *busts out in dance moves*
Beat that!
You trifling with another type of dance?
Idk. I think it’s the idance. = D
Is damned kinky iDance?
if you say so. O.o
Cool! Does that mean I accept your entire evil empire when you die?
O.o
Idk, go read the handbook.
Yes. And the hot vampire chicks. We’ll talk about the fangs later.
iruletheworld. and iaintgivingitup
DrB: The T was there all along – it’s part of the X and the R. See it?
DrB is the cleaneruperor?
*cleans up*
Oo! Would you come to my house and do that here, please?
Ha! Sorry, but I simply can’t clean up without also cooking a meal afterward
. It’s a weakness, I know. Sorry. Haha – nevertheless, it’s apparent you’ve gots you a pretty tidy chef already! 
Sometimes we can’t see the Wood for the trees?
I can’t! Except that… *points*
I can’t expect that…!
I dont believe that!
I can’t relieve that!
I can’t decieve that!
(note ^ wrong spelling.)
Repeat pls – I didn’t receive that.
I can’t reprieve that!
I can’t achieve that!
I can’t concieve that!
I can’t grieve that!
I will perceive that!
*knows where the potato went*
I won’t retrieve that!
I’d love to cleave that!
*wonders about Nick*
I can believe that!
HEY! I already used believe! lol.
I’m gonna have to reeve that.
I can just leave that.
Tomorrow is the eve of that. (holiday and whatnot.)
I stole Steve’s hat.
Makes you a thieve, that.
stop
LAME – this is COMPLETELY photoshopped
not even funny
not even a fail
lol no, not photoshopped. And it’s more of a grammar fail… meant to say “this is not an entrance”
*whisper*
Pssst. That’s a non-sequitur; not a grammar fail.
its not a door it’s a jar get it
Fake
Looks like a lemon to me.
Because it’s ajar. Old joke.
An oldie, but a goo…
Well, maybe just an oldie then.
*smiles at mookie from his post-explosion state*
Gemme a ShamWow. Stat!
Not so very oldie … but definitely a mookie.
*tastes*
Yup.
a Mookieism?
Sure: “I’m hearing you brother, let’s carpe some diem!”.
Keeping a lid on it?
It actually isn’r ajar, otherwise I would be inclined to agree with you. Definetly a fail.
(so team, for those in the know…what do you make of this?
definetly a quandry)
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
He spelled “definately” wrong!
Indubitably!
It isn’t, you know. I tried it and almost…
*now he explodes*
what then?
Tabloid-style Sex Romp, I think.
This is not a door, it’s a picture of a door?
It’s a backdoor?
It’s adoorned with photoshopped filters.
I heard that beyond it is like el doorado.
If you doordle too long going through, it snaps back at you.
It’s thirsty work not getting snapped back…I’ll have to deodoorize.
Doorb a little of the spicey stuff on?
I’ll have to, or my interaction with friends will be doormant!
I’ll endoorse you, even if you haven’t.
What a wondoorful approach!
It has all my usual splendoor.
So nice…just watch out for this doorsal fin.
There’s no sharks in these doorty waters. I’m safe!
It is not a door, which is not hung in a door, jam(b), or isn’t it? … I think. By the way, you look adoorable in that outfit! Is it sharkskin?
I heard she fin’ished it recently.
haha filters. do you know what a filter IS?
This is not the door you are seeking
It’s the window through which you’re peeking?
No, It is the ceiling through which you’re leaking
Or is the the entry in which you are peaking?
‘Tis the exit through which you are sneaking.
That door has some massive issues.
Low self-esteem?
Probably massive ego. “I am not a door! I am a free opening!”
Or a serious identity crisis…
It feels it’s not getting the recognition it deserves.
It’s using reverse psychology?
.com
#6? I hear that #2 has ways to deal with doors like you. (If you’re not careful, they’ll make an opening for a Rover.)
It’s not open to the possibility that it might just be a door.
It’s so hung up.
It’s in a jamb.
It should get a handle on its feelings.
Lock away its issues.
It needs to open up his feelings
Its swinging results in closing off its emotions.
I wonder if that door slides?
That’s hinging on door porn!
That’s no hinge, it’s the doorknob.
At least you know how to turn it on.
Get straight to the interior?
In the middle of the room?
Wherever you feel stable.
I think I can harness the concept.
I’ll screen you beforehand.
With a window on my thoughts?
Stop it! You’re making me flush.
Sorry…thought it was just your sash a tad tight.
My eyes went glazed for a minute.
Nonetheless, it may be on the threshhold of a break-through.
We haven’t found the key issue yet.
No doubt it swings both ways. Probably a result of its identity crisis.
Poor thing’s all locked-in.
jinx!
HAHA
A door able!
Case closed.
Close case before opening.
*checks cat* No!
Schrodinger will have to adopt a new one.
Whoa! What a flurry of fluffy!
I came up with a genius way to make money. Find a dead cat, put it in a box, then ask rich people to open it. I can then sue them for killing my cat!
The only problem will be finding a judge that studies quantum mechanics…
It wants to be so much more than just a door. It has potential, you know!
Now you sound like the door’s mother.
Or the door’s therapist.
Or the door’s drinking buddy.
I thought the door was on the wagon?
I heard the door is ready to go?
It’s a swinger.
But does it swing both ways? I don’t think it’s revolved this problem yet.
We’ll let that one slide.
All this therapy is expensive; it’s fortunate that the door has deep pockets.
I don’t know what more I could have done! I paid for the best door-school, I always supported it and now – this! It doesn’t even want to be a door. It could make it to be a wing of the White House’s doors!
…but Noooooo! It rejected my values and got caught up in the
hardware craze! Now it just stands out on the cold cold streets
begging for screws to buy crack filler.
It’s one of those fake doors like in the roadrunner cartoon.
Wouldn’t the text on the door prevent the coyote from crashing?
Only if it says “Acme.”
Always wanted to ask: Does ‘Acme’ actually mean something? Is it an abbreviation? Or just made up (like German)?
It’s a common, generic company name.
Thanks!
It’s a real word, and there are real companies with that name. It means pinnacle, peak, tops, etc. like, “The acme of perfection”.
Aaah, okay. Thank you!
*pops into thread*
*SQUEEZE!*
*pops back out*
Acme, not acne!
*SQUEEZE!*
That made me *snorkroffle!* and “EWWWWWWW!!!” at the same time.
:p
Anyone Can Maybe Exit?
Ass Can Mean Entry? (sorry)
Ouch! (don’t mention it)
*roffles* (and thanks for the save there)
Ceci n’est pas un door.
The treachery of exits.
Sans doute. Peut-être.
Ce n’est pas certainement une pipe !
We can’t be sure. All we know is that it’s not a door. That doesn’t rule out the possibility that it’s a pipe.
Or maybe a slip.
It’s a slipknot.
I’m a frayed knot.
Maybe it’s a bin…
It goes out on binges?
Bout time someone said that!
Or a has bin.
They should give some of those has bins to the have nots.
These are not the doors you’re looking for?
He can go about his bussiness… move along!
You know that it would be untrue…
Break on through…
I’ll hold the lock and you hold the key.
This is (not) the end…
His brain is squirming like a toad…
(I always wondered where they came up with that line)
Someone dropped a little LSD and this is what came up.
I think I was the last sitting down, such a lovely sunny day, and all.
Sorry I was late, been lake shore driving. Lazy SunDay.
its a magical portal
Then it’s a door.
Can’t you read? It’s not!
*roffle*
Γουάτ?
Bitte?
What?
And cui bono?
Alright, I didn’t understand that. :/
なぜ？
Angeber!
お前、なぜが日本語で書いているの？
Et toi, pourquoi as-tu écrit en japonais?
I want one!
It’s a camouflage?
It’s certainly not a door, it says so on the door-like object.
Maybe the object has zero self awareness?
Paradox.
*Universe collapse*
Getsoffrox.
*Horse collapse*
*coughs and hacks*
*lungs collapse*
Didn’t pee for three and a half month.
*Urinal system collapse*
>>>>> urinary <<<<<
“Urinal system collapse” is what caused to collapse of Ancient Rome
What about the Equus collapse?
What ARE they REACHING for?
The way to a woman’s heart is…
*goes directly to hell*
*but makes DrB laugh*
THEY HAVE ARMS?!
Hands at least,
from what Closet seems to have witnessed!
I have heard that horses are measured in hands. Somehow an entirely different picture came to mind.
Maybe he meant it came out so fast that the urinal collapsed.
Energizer urination! You keep going and going and going…
I think that it really isn’t a door, and they just put that there to make George Bush aware.
Maybe this could have prevented the Iraq war. “This is not a WMD!”
This could have also prevented Sparta,
this is NOT Sparta!!
This is not a test. I repeat – This is not a test.
Then why are you holding that measuring tape, huh?
That’s it, it’s not a door, it’s a door-like object for placing signs and extra handles on.
It’s a door-like object for practicing entering and exiting room-like spaces.
Ah, the perfect chance.
*gets out the Universe Implosion button*
Ready when you guys are.
*squeezes BFF to stop him pressing the button*
*squeezes the button*
*universe implodes*
Sorry.
*squeezes Arthur as we all head off into oblivion*
*squeezes*
*leaves to buy plants*
Bye!
I love that game!
*starts playing TES4*
*squeezes back*
Oh well.
*throws button out of window*
*Finds The Universe Implosion Button*
*replaces The Universe Implosion Button with a craftily rendered “Universe Implosion Button” shaped pile of twigs and leaves*
*Scampers Away to Tree*
* Paints on it: “THIS IS NOT A UNIVERSE IMPLOSION BUTTON”*
On second thoughts, I really do need that button.
*goes outside and finds what he thinks is the button*
*presses button*
*nothing happens*
What the?
*Craftily using twigs and leaves, changes the words “NOT A” to
read “THE” & then scampers away*
Pretty sneaky, sis.
Fake
ΟΟΟΗ ain’t that the trick!
Thats what it WANTS you to think…
Nice window….
This is a door, not!
What is it then?
It’s a comment…
How did I not see that.
*Bashed head against door*
I mean.. doorlike object.
This, is not a doughnought.
For all you Cosby Show fans out there…
Nihilist door maybe? It’s not a door because there is nothing, so it cannot possibly be a door.
Though for the buzzkill moment of the day, it may be that it’s no longer used as a door and has been bolted off so it can’t be opened. I’ve seen places do that.
Though you’d still think they’d say “this is not an entrance” or something.
Dude, its simply a door with a sign..
Or is it?
I think its pretty clearly photoshopped
Thank you. Sign and top of door are not parallel.
Duh. Everything in real life is at right angles.
Neither are the top and bottom of the door. Do you think it is actually trapezoidal? I think it makes much more sense that it is a real sign meaning “This is not an entrance”, than if it was a pointless fake.
WHAT ARE YOU????
a hooman?
This is probably a portal to hell.
Portal? The door is a lie!
Do you think its a cake?
What is the sound of not-a-door closing?
love ur pic of john lennon
Thank you! I really like how it works at the small avatar size, too.
… yes yes yesssssssssssssss Umph!
Can we cuddle now please?
“Cloaking Device Fail”
Ah! This is part of the Philadelphia Experiment!
…or maybe the Emperor’s new door.
Surely there’d be someone stuck halfway through the door if it was?
It’s funny because the “THIS IS NOT A DOOR” text is written on a door.
^He’s back!
He’s got a good point though! HAHA
Welcome back, Funnyboi!!!
Are you Captain Obvious sidekick?
Where were you? The Moomin formerly known as Mikey D missed you!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!!?????? I’ve been out of my mind with worry!Do you see these gray hairs? The result of months without *snarks*, without wiping peach tea off the keyboard, without reciting the mantra,”Don’t laugh, it’ll only encourage him…” –HEY, wait a minute…! Did you just come from behind door number “un”?
*does the happy dance*
YAY! All is right with the world again.
i will not open fake door to fake land. also called NARNIA
Wanna get to Narnia?
I’m your guy.
Hahaha
FAILdoor fails at being a door
This is stupid, it’s clearly photo shopped.
It’s Salvador Dali’s house
if it were Dali’s house it wouldn’t have any square corners
If it were MY dolly’s house I would take better care of it, I promise!
As long as your dolly isn’t named DORA and she speaks only English.
DORA!
BOOTS!
Come on Dora!
I take it you’re no friend of Tico the squirrel? That’s authentic Irish he speaks, y’know.
Two things:
Why are you replying to things at 4 AM in the morning?
Second, it is clearly ’shopped.
Not everyone lives where you do. Have you considered that just maybe it’s not ’shopped where we are?
Here, have an apple.
What time is it?
4:30
Well I’m late…
NO! NO!
You’re just early, early, early!
Two responses:
“A.M.” means “in the morning”. Your statement is redundant.
Yes, it is clearly photoshopped. I have no idea how people can’t see that. The words aren’t even in the same perspective/angle/whatever as the door itself.
…and the Door isn’t even a Door!
It clearly states that right on it!
So how could you “photoshop” something that doesn’t even exist,
by it’s own admission? You couldn’t even begin to know it existed!
AND if you couldmagically “photoshop” something that doesn’t
even exist, then would you have even done something to nothing?
*head explodes*
YOU! *GRUMBLES*
Throwing The Universe Implosion Button out of a window is Inexcusable!
YOU ARE PUNISHED….. FOREVER!
GO OUTSIDE and PLAY! And don’t come back inside until the bullies beat you up a few times and you learn how to skateboard, break dance, play basketball, dress funny, and get venereal disease & an arrest record like all the other kids! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOUNG MAN!?
OH! Yes, I seem to have forgotten, maybe later you can have this back if you come back scarred, bandaged and badly sunburned!
*Strips “General … of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames, occasional judge/BFF News/Daddy Warbucks“ from BondFan4518’s name.*
Whoa….dude….severe.
Skwerlly, what you said was so paradoxial, its even beyond your intelligence.
*BOWS DEEPLY*
*BASKS IN GLORIOUS ADDORATION*
*RETIRES TO A QUIET LIFE OF SELF REFLECTION*
Thank You!!! And the letters are much too bright.
By the by, how is the rain…in Spain?
It’s okay. It stays mainly in the plains, though.
It clearly is ’shopped tho.
magritte’s house, no doubt.
No Doubt’s house in the Tragic Kingdom.
First person to get the Rene Magritte reference this door is making WIN
It was done waaaay up near the top of the fail about 4 1/2 hrs before your post.
Ceci n’est pas une porte
Reference WIN!
this is not a pipe
this is not a door
prolly
or marcel duchamp’s house
The Forbidden Room!
There is a forbidden room?
This is a horrible photoshop. Whoever made it: try a door that’s the same aligned as your sentence, and try to blend it in more. This is just too obvious, even if the sentence was aligned the same with the door.
What is this “door” you speak of? I don’t see a door in the picture.
A picture? Where?
I would show you, but I don’t have a computer.
Oh, is it on this new “internet” thing I’ve been hearing about? I’ve been meaning to check that out.
Oh I tried going to that new “internet” thing the other day, but couldn’t enter because there was no door.
What is this so called ‘internet’ you be chatting on about?
I dunno but it probably doesn’t have a door.
I shopped for an internet at the bait and tackle store, but they were sold out.
Try the “Master Bait and Tackle” store.
When I call them I end up on hold.
Oh no… this is a horrible photo shop.
How do you get in?
More importantly, if it’s so horrible, why would you want to?
This is a terrible vacation!
Good job we have insurance.
FAKE
And here your doctor promised you that everyone would think that they were real.
Hey, sweet stuff!!
Are you all glowing and radioactive? How are you feeling? I was going to send a shout-out to you tonight if I didn’t hear from you, and here you are!
*squeeze*
I’m only mildly radioactive at the moment. A test dose for Gamma scans. I am plopped into the University of Washington Hospital on the 13nd. There to stay for a month or so. At least there is a great view.
this is not a real
this is yes a fake
Is it not a genuine imposter?
Labeling fail.
Stupidity win. And how is this photoshopped? Some stupid person (not unlike myself) could have just written it or painted it there for fun. You know, the whole simple pleasures from stupidity, right?
FWIW, I just went to the mailbox, opened an envelope that turns out to be yet more junk mail. In big letters, on the top of what they purposely make look like a check, are the words, “THIS IS NOT A CHECK”.
So, FB and my life are melting together into one big existential puddle.
Haha, send it to failblog.
I got one of those. I’m daring myself to take it to Walmart and try to spend it on some “I Can”t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
This is not tasty.
… Or “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Polish Sausage” from Ditco.
(Can anyone find the SNL video?)
Have they come out yet with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Baconlube”? Or is it still in R&D?
LEILA’s on it even as we speak.
This is not my Saturday….
*examines Saturday very carefully*
By golly!
You’re right!
It seems to belong to a “juvenile product of the working class”!
Is it work anything? (Happy Saturday Bobby meh Skwerl!)
Worth?
Well, a true Dedicated Collector of Saturdays might give you a pittance for it, but it’s not really old and has no historical value attached to it.
I work in a restaurant. Saturdays are worth a lot to me!
…yet.
*begins plot to overthrow the Icelandic government*
The wheels have been set in motion! And so begins the greatest event in the history of mankind.
They’ve had it with our discipline.
…is it Sparta?
No. *points*
THIS IS SPARTA!
*listens*
This is Spinal Tap!
it’s not a door….
IT’S A TRAP!!!
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
THANK YOU.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
Obiously photoshopped.
Just so long as it isn’t obvious.
They ’shopped that thing like a sash!
Rene Magritte’s house…
I love you.
ceci n’est pas une porte.
J’ai un dildo.
This is not a comment box.
Its not? Ohhhhh, it isn’t. i get it….. I am a large horses rear end planted on your mother and by the way…. THIS, is not a comment box
its a reply box
O RLY?
this is not a comment
…
Lol, i don’t think the sign is real it looks distorted
…and this is not a comment…
THIS IS NOT A COMMENT
A door having an identity crisis?
crap, how am i supposed to get in?
Start with coffee. Then a meal and a movie.
OK…I’ll give away the big secret.
*whispers to fellow failbloggers*
I wrote that on the door. That’s our front door to the FailBlog comments. So far it has kept out about 95% of the trolls.
It actually isn’t a door. The fail lies with the person who thinks it’s a fail.
That fail will lie with anyone, Roogie.
.
Best to check the blood tests before you walk the path with that fail.
Ummmm… Ok. *takes a blood test*
Type C+?
Is that good?
this is not a tip on fixing your skew for the text to match the perspective of the image in photoshop
My advisor has a sign on one of the two doors to her office that says THIS IS NOT A DOOR, and then in smaller letters underneath of it, “Well, it is, but it’s not an entrance…”
c’est na pas une portal.
I do-a not-a speak-a French-a. This is a bona fide French fail, attended to before me anyway.
is this by any chance…. photoshopped? (not that i can tell but…..it image is just oh so ridiculous…….)
this is not the first “this is not a comment.”
Title should’ve been “Disguise Fail”
This is not a FAIL!
Owner: …its actually a sort of orifice, opening, access, entrance/exit, type thing okay?
Painter: “I’ll see what i can do”
photoshop fail: the perspectives are wrong.
JESUS!
uuhhhh……
It looks like a door to me.
You are being deceived. It’s an evil plot to unhinge you.
This is not a tree.
And…I am not a human.
You aren’t? Then what are you?
It´s a Jedi door trick!!!
So what I did here was cut a section of the wall out and replaced it with a piece of wall on hinges. What you can do is, open this section of wall and walk into the building. And this lever here? I call it a wall-on-hinges grabber.
What? no no no no. Sure it’s similar to a door, but this is specialized. It cost, easily, ten times as much to have a wall-on-hinges system installed.
LOL! Good one. I’ve had several of these installed myself, as have many of my friends and neighbors. They’re all the rage these days. However, there seems to be no uniform code to enforce the labeling of hinged wall sections. Some say “This is not a door” while others do not. Confusing, yes?
This is not a comment.
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife
you friggen edited it – you can soo tell
It’s ajar!
its a shoeeeeee!
This is fake
photoshopped
this looks fake
I beg to differ, good sir…indeed it is a door. Whether or not you can gain access to it is another story.
DISHWASHER!!!!
I’m sorry, but this is just so obviously typed on in an image editor.
This is not a door… hmm..
Ya Sure?
magritte fail
This is just a photoshop fail….
THIS IS NOT A COMMENT
#71
the prequel to “this is not a shoe”?
THAT DOOR IS A SPY!
=)
again, something that was made by bill clinton :L
A door having an existential crisis
This is FAKE, look closely at the text is CLEARLY imposed on the door by some paint program!
This is also not a comment.
its so fake….
…. OR a “shoe”!
It sure looks like a door. And it tastes like a door. But if Mikey Way says it’s not a door, it’s not a f–king door.
when is a door not a door?
when it is ajar
This is not a door, but a photograph of a door with a contradictory sign of it not being a door, ergo this is a . Try entering it. This is also a fail.
SURREALISM WIN?
Pointing the Magritte reference after few others did may also be a fail.
this isnt fail i forgot the artists name but this famous french artist made a painting of pipe and on the pipe read this is not a pipe which is a defining conceptual art painting
It’s clearly a portal to the Netherworld!
Thats photoshopd -.- look closely to the photo , and you will notice that the text is not good placed
Its a lamp
I beg to differ….