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MMMMM.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
damn
*burp*
taste the rainbow.
HAHA
why is that dude wearing a see through skirt? why is the weiner touching the bun?
The wiener is almost spooning the bun.
That should be a slogan.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
That’s not a skirt, but a towel.
Original ad here: http://www.depilan.at/Sujet-5.526.0.html
Is that German for Bacon-Lube?
It’s actually German for intimate hair removal cream, which is almost more amusing.
The big billboard is “The glorious two” isn’t it? Die Glorreichen Zwei?
Yup.
Just a glorious overall fail, though I’ve seen that one about a year ago already…:/
Feel the sausage.
Today is a slow day. GIVE US A NEW FAIL, PLEASE.
Please exercise patience least a dirty lumpy root vegetable penetrate thou rectum…
Gay FAILs rock, it’s like two FAILs for the price of one.
Thy rectum, not thou.
Ahem. Thine…
*cough*NAME*cough*
(And I agree.)
Dangit. *change*
It usually gives 2-3 in a day, whatever happened today that I have nothing to do?
Don’t know. But no one is around (except us), so a new fail would probably attract trolls only.
That man is going to have some severe rectum problem.
or not…
At least he’s using lotion
I don’t see the baconlube.
Or the potatoes.
I do see some buns though.
… and an invisible towel!
I see they included a free glob of BaconLube™.
Aaah, I wondered what the brown sauce was!
They paid good bread for it.
*scolds herself for not scrolling down just a little bit more*
Hee!
*squeeze*
Especially since it’s a depilatory cream!
Can’t wait to see what LEILA has to say about this…
love those…
The clear plastic towels?
Or the threat of a wiener so deep in the bowels?
“The threat of a weiner” – an alternate title for “The scent of a woman”? Probably not.
“The glorious two”
Or the “gruesome twosome”.
Maybe that should translate to
“The glory hole two”
i dont get it !?!?
Don’t ask me, dude!
Hint: Look at Aja’s posts above.
Hint: look at the guy’s butt. If you can’t find it, let the giant sausage point you in the right direction.
LMAO
Hehe Arthur says that stands for…
.
Lick My Ass ‘Ole (with a French accent).
.
Hahaha I chuckle whenever I see it now
HAHAHA!
LMAO!
I have a moustache, so it might tickle a bit.
hahahahaha
lol=lesbians ontop (of) Lassie? o.O
I hope that tube is full of lube!
I hope his pooper is full of luber?
It was thoughtful to block part of the license plate numbers, because it would be embarrassing to be caught parked in front of this billboard, just staring at it longingly…
Which car brand is a WIN this time?
The one built in (or near) Frankfurt?
The Buttley?
Derri Aires?
Nutzwagon?
Weinermobile? (real vehicle)
However, it is extra super stupid to blank out only the part of the plate showing the city code. Given the remainder of the plate is random — it would still be pretty easy to ID these vehicles if you had the right database! Meanwhile we have no idea where this is.
You seem very determined to find the people who are parking there.
i dont understand the fail
The weiners are pointed to his buttocks.
Or, one of the weiners used to be his penis, which has clearly escaped him.
The guy is wearing an “Invisible Towel” in public!
or
The guy doesn’t realize he’s being stalked by two wieners!
Now you get it?
The illustration on the lube package shows a penguin and a triumphing man!
Iv’e always adored sausages.
You forgotto change your name to Kelly.
Capice?
I think, those sausages positively lack some potatoes. Just a thought.
GAAAHHH!!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!! *runs across parking lot, slams into the “Not a Door,” collapses*
We need eyebleach, stat!
No, he already got poked in the eyes by the Glorious Two.
There is also a Porsche sticker on the back of the VW. Someone has high hopes
Good eye! This one must be a double fail then.
… or a double win, somehow.
I’ve always been meaning to ask, but what does your name stand for?
Waaay back (actually, not that long ago), when I posted for the first time, and I had to put in a
Name (required)
I just put My Required Name.
I finally got tired of that admittedly lame joke and just shortened it about the time that many posters were doing the opposite and lengthening their names., I suppose as a contrarian move, or maybe just to appear more modern or stylish (?)
I like it. It’s like you’re being rebellious.
Here’s a confession: Back when I used the full name, someone replied to one of my posts with something like, “Hey MRN, “whatever… I didn’t know what MRN stood for, so I Googled it, thinking it was an acronym for something. About 2 mins later I did a silent facepalm.
*snork!*
That’s awesome, MRN! I’m inspired!
Hows your war on trollism going btw?
So far, so good. There has been a significant drop in trolls this week.
Oh, and this isn’t really a war. Just a long argument between stupidity and intelligence.
(Btw, I do know what btw stands for, just in case someone was wondering…)
Speaking of trolls, did anyone else just feel a disturbance in the force, at the bottom of the Door Fail?
Oh my goodness, it’s back! Run for the hills!
Oh lord.
Imagine my joy. :/
Your joy? Imagine the joy experienced by
Herr Hosenless when he notices the úber-
wurst “auf dem hinter” as it were!
*tries to nest – well below this level*
RUN FOR YOUR LIFEE!
I never run.*watches Ninja stroll casually in the opposite direction, in a hurried fashion.*
Butter The Wiener?
bouncing thine woman?
Are you also considering taking Penis Shortening Pills? (sorry if you’re a woman, because it doesn’t make sense then)
As if it would make sense otherwise…
As Porsche, VW, Skoda etc. are all one big company most car sellers in Austria (it’s an Austrian car) sell all of them; of course they choose the most popular brand name as their’s. (like i.e. Porsche Wien-Liesing)
Plus, they’re all part of that same stock market thingy.
so it’s a double win then, BMW and Audi both win.
*begins to raise voice*
Am I getting this?
*holds back tears and yells*
IS IT A DOUBLE WIN?!!?! WHAT IS A DOOR-LIKE OBJECT???
*takes deep, deeeep breath*
*looks up as if to receive an answer*
*…
A monk asked Dongshan Shouchu, “What is Buddha?” Dongshan said, “Three pounds of flax”.
MRN, this is my favorite comment of the day so far.
*squeeze!*
Awwww… thanks! I’m glad I stayed on for another min or two after saying I was leaving (which is probably what everyone does, right?)
OK, really TTFN.
Tar-Tar for now?? You had fish?
BOND! *Chases after the boy*
What the HELL are you doing inside!?
*Throws him OUTSIDE!*
Did you read my admonishment back in DOOR FAIL?
Hey! I was studying! Let me back in!!!
*thumps on door*
Right, I’m calling the police.
*dials 999/911*
*Opens “THIS IS NOT A DOOR”*
Accck!
*Strips Cell Phone from Bond’s fingers*
Ha Haaa!
*Slams “THIS IS NOT A DOOR”*
Is this American/Europian thing going to become another failblog comments joke?
No, it’s because I’m half British, and this place is dominated by Americans, so I put both numbers in to avoid confusion. Nice to see another Brit, though.
make that two and a half brits in total
(perth, scotland)
nice to meet you both.
*goes back to writing about Auditory Displays in his dissertation*
You forget there’s Jam, the Moomin, brewski, and probably a few more British failbloggers.
Given that the fails typically start at 4 am East Coast US time (1 am West Coast US), the whole thing seems to be trying to appeal to folks near or at GMT.
I’m beginning to think that as well. Well, good for you, the chaps at the FB admin! Jolly good show!
Yeah, for us the fails appear at 9am, noon, 3pm and 6pm. I think they’re targeting the bored British/European office worker.
Ah, but you forget my mousemat chum, that ’tis BST at the present, so the fails appear at 10 am, noon, 3pm and 6pm.
* is temporally confused *
I do beg your pardon. BST stands for British Summer Time.
But… you only time shifted the 1st FB post compared to what C. Mousemat said.
Now I’m confused. What are talking about again?
Confused me as well.you changed the 9am to 10am, but left the other mistakes intact.
Fair point though, well made.
CM said fails appear at 9 am, noon, 3 pm, 6 pm. You said that for you, they appear at 10 am, noon, 3 pm, 6 pm. That means you’re 1 hr ahead of CM, but only for part of the day (??)
If you’re looking way ahead: The US (which is where I assume FB’s server is located) switches back to standard time again on Sun Nov 1. I’m guessing that’s not the same day that England changes back, so your fail times probably fluctuate a few times a year.
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Speaking of time, I have to get ready for work (yes! Saturday evening! Whoo.hooo!) TTFN
Tar-tar?? ..hold on, I already did this..
*still trying to figure out how MRN is ‘temporally’ confused – brain injury, perhaps?*
Last I checked, I wasn’t British. I just like to poke fun at us Amercans. We’re such an easy target!!
See? We Americans can’t even spell “Americans”! Ha!
*inserts “i” ^*
Merkins! We’re a Merkins! And don’t you fergit it!
Oh, my brain just went to a very baaaaaaaad place…
Hee! My brain did, too, but then it switched to a different place…
.
.
Gherkin Surprise!
Heeeeeee!!
Though I’m not sure I want to be here when Judy reads this…
Brewski’s Gravatar is of a Canadian but he’s a Murrikin mistaken for a Brit? Okay.
We is what we is, isn’t we? We are U.S.
Now you are British. Just like me.
I’m proud to be the lone Alaskan.
and I’m proud to be the only troll today..
..all be it a british troll.. *winces*
Traitor! How dare you shame your nation like that! Begone!
..but, but I’ve only just arrived
(
Trolls hábben such a bad náme..
“Wie onzie vaunt too bee friends”
Hey, counter-troll?? how many trolls have you counted
today??? one – ah ah ah…
Oh, wow, I wonder why that is. Let’s see, how many trolls have there been today? One. Who? You.
This game could be over way too soon – where
have all the trolls gone – long time passing..
And we here at Failblog hope that it stays that way. One is enough.
..saying that, you must admitt – one is requi-
red – since the anti-troll would have naught
to trawl and toil over
…balls, I think I’ve ruined my mushrooms!
portobello don’t seem to cook like chestnut
or buttons – they’ve soaked up waaay too
much juice…
..sorry – in essence, trolls are an all
important demograph – or intergraph
perhaps..
BTW
Which BOMB?
Like the one in Football (American)?
Like the one Iran & North Korea want?
Like the one strapped to Abdul?
Like the one Hip-Hop Entertainment site?
oh the generic “bomb” – some token ordina-
nce of un determined size or purpose..
..hey, I didn’t ask where Skwerely came
from now, did I?
Your comments are making less sense those of the trolls we used to have. That’s not a good thing.
Trust me. I think I (mumblemumblemumble)
it 2 “L’s” an 1 “E” stoopid troll!Just off The Gower?
Blimey this is a rough place to be later on…
BOGGY can take care of the little troll.
Remember >>>YOU ARE PUNISHED….. FOREVER!
GO BACK OUTSIDE and PLAY! Get Sunlight!
And don’t come back inside until the bullies beat you
and you learn how to skateboard, break dance, play
basketball, dress funny, and get venereal disease &
an arrest record like all the other kids!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOUNG MAN!?
But it’s 9 in the evening! What do you want me to do? Get stabbed by some roving gang?
Well, have you done anything OUTSIDE today?
Have you acquired any Normal Kid Skills?
Did you get arrested or laid by a wanton slut?
*Strips “General … of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames, occasional judge/BFF News/Daddy Warbucks“ from BondFan4518’s name. AGAIN*
*drags BondFan OUTSIDE*
GO PWAY!*throws Bondfan towards the West into a Time Zone that still has Daylight*
Is that legal?
*grabs onto plane that’s heading for the UK*
Are you mad?! I could have landed in Mexico! It’s your responsiblity I get swine flu.
So… it’s not legal???
ONLY if he doesn’t press charges
Am I going to get sued???
I only have this much moneys! *points st 50 dollars*
..I tried to press charges once,
near broke my ironing board..
That’s shocking!
*squeezes jam*
*leaks*
Howdy BFF. Nice night?
Oh no! I’ll go get a ShamWow.
So-so. I’m doing me extra French prep. Ah well, at least it’s bank holiday monday!!!
lol – you can’t leak – oh ..no.. hold-on, you’
-re made of jam??
Woo bank holiday! 4 day weeks I do like.
I’m not made of jam, it’s only the filling.
It’s going to be like that time it snowed
Haha! You mean when it throws down 1/3 of an inch and the country grinds to a halt? I did enjoy making snowmen though.
*Strips “General … of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames, occasional judge/BFF News/Daddy Warbucks“ from BondFan4518’s name.*
I told you… and this is the LAST TIME!
Acquire some Normal Kid Skills… get arrested, go lay some wanton trollop, break dance, skateboard and get scarred up!
You’re too damned smart and you’ll regret missing out on all of that stuff when you’re a Corporate Suit, or a Career Diplomat, or being all dignified in Parliament!
Hear, hear.
Well put, SB. The youth spends all too much time in front of his computer.
God forbid it is in his mom’ (mum’s) basement.
Chill, all. We love our BFF. And you, Skwerlly. We’re family. Let’s not act like one.
*hee!*
Thanks, Judy. These high-handed, dictatorial attitudes have been chafing me all day.
*squeeze*
high-handed, dictatorial attitudes?
If you might be referring to my teasing BFF about studying…
It’s all in good fun…. nuthin more than a comment on his contemporaries..
He’s doing what he wants & wishes and that’s fine.
God forbid he listen to ME!
If he did we’d all be shocked and get mad.
Young-shmung Skwerly! I’m a year off thirty and
not gonna cower from the unwavering BOGGY!
Youse oughta check out my (above) use of vocab
- yes thats right, a new word! intergraph!
*grins slightly smuggly*
Yet you can’t spell “admit” properly.
..sorry – cotes du rhone is to blame for that
one – but they’re bound to slip through
from time to time – the very essence of
humanity, to be sure – though saying that,
I am on a forum of fail observers – who’s
very being craves the slightest chink to pull
apart..
Boo
Pfft!
*Laughs at such a child*
~
*STOMP SMUSH GRIND*
*Flings troll Frisbee into orbit*Into orbit??
*Wriglies sugar-free ..and into safety.. that
was close!!!*
Boggy must calm.
Boggy much find his/her inner peace..
Oh my christ.
Are you seriously trying to patronise Boggy? This cannot end well.
Patronise? no.
Humanise ..perhaps..
Civilise /ize? ..for sure..
Come please help, this could be in everyon-
e’s interest…
NOT YOURS!
HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
You 'posed ta been DEADS!*STOMP STOMP GRIND SMUSH!!!!*
Civilise? What a hoot! What part of “monster” do you not get? Are you sure you had a decent education?
Blimey! What gives with us brits trying to
one-up on education the whole time!?
Sure, I went to uni, but the schools were
as standard as every other public (not
“public”) school that ever there was…
look, I admit that I spelled admit incorrectly
– admittedly I’ll perhaps repeat the error..
Europian? It is now .
*adds 000 for the Aussies*
oh dear
gasp!
Heyyy. I know you… Maybe…
Nice piece of artwork there on your avatar.
dont understand :S
Congratulations! You DON’T have a dirty mind!
Hey, I see fords all the time here. ‘Tis nothing new. They are actually better than ours! Oh, and one more ‘ting: Glorious indeed. Franks and beans!
“How’d he get the frank above the beans???”
Haha, a Ford in Germany. This IS a busy fail.
why?
dalchri was assuming the deutch drainage systems would negate any call
for such things as fords(!!!)
…or maybe s/he was thinking the fjords were heading south…..! eeek!
Hey, for all we know he’s into that sort of thing. After all he’s certainly dressed for the occasion. Don’t judge man!!
For an added bonus:
It says ‘depilatory cream’ on the sign.
(for your intimate areas…)
What intimate areas?
The areas around your private parts, what else?
Aka the area around your wiener
..the dining table can be rather intimate.. (just saying…)
“French wax – for (some) intimate areas” hehehehehehehe
You mean the paper plate?
Me thinks the other billboard fail was better. Much better. Then again, it might be just the fact that we had two billboard fails in a row that decreased the fun-o-meter on this one.
As do I
i think the top wiener is giving to the bottom weiner pretty good…
hmmm well i spelled it right at least once
Does the upper weiner has a weiner?
has the upper weiner a weiner does! Stick that in your closet and smoke it
*slaps sweethooligan on back of head*
*eyes pop out*
Now where did those eyes go?
Ha, there they are
Ha.
Huh?
Someone here is mightily amused with themselves, huh?
Ha.
Uh-huh
Yep.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
*cough*combobreaker*cough*
WIN!
Ha.
ha.
ha HA CCCCC COMBO BREAKER!
That dude is a babe.
You can hardly even see him..
“sherr-wing!”??? (waynes-world ref.)
Stop.
in the name of love?
You give love a bad name?
You mean a bad name like Snooberoojestloickithtenfufner? or Bubba?
Hammrertime.
the game
of love?
lol
What’s the black stuff on the liscence (spelling?) plates?
It’s what you cough up when you smoke for over 50 years.
Thanks for the “vivid mental image”.
Well tar for that image..
I’m new here…be kind
This looks like the start of a bad joke. Something along the lines of “2 weiners and a mostly naked guy walk into a bar…”
The guy asked for two shots, the weiners oblieged?
These shots smell and taste funny?
Blimey, talk about a leading comment..
I’m guessing some where between mustard, mayo and depilan cream.
N.B. German mustard tastes different… (no, really.)
But what about all the other kinds of mustard? They ALL taste weird.
Yes they do. But the grainy kind is actually pretty good. And the stuff with horseradish added. MMMMM
Wait..are we still talking about mustard??
Maybe this thread needs some pineapple, then?
Oh DrB…
Confusion. Was the fail for the billboard, or the Volkswagon with the PORSCHE sticker on the back windshield? O.o
I had to read all the troll-ish stuff and after all that I was exhausted and there was STILL no further explanation about the invisible towel, or what type of cream it is.
Cool though that failblog brings people together from all over the world. That wasn’t so bad, the rest made my tummy hurt. Would love to see some further explanation adding to the fail. I.e. its a sexual lubricant that you wear with an entire body condom.
It’s a sexual lubricant that you wear with an entire body condom.
There, is that better?
Judging by the name, I’d guess it’s a depilatory product. I’m sorry, but I still can’t explain the invisible towel.
What towel? I don’t see any towel.
Uhmm – it’s invisible?
2 wieners doing the spoon position > win
Looks like a pretty weak fail to me.
Are you kidding? I never sausage a fail.
Andouille care about what this guy thinks? I say NAY! :p
Hee! We’re so predictable.
Of the same mind, we are!
*smoooch*
Doing your wurst material, I see,
It was an obvious link.
How long do you plan to grind this out?
As long as the case(ing) may be….
Til someone tells me to stuff it.
Hee! You are SUCH a brat!
Don’t knock it… *smiles*
Voices in head keep telling me that I must kill Basa. Make them STOP!
Sorry, I can’t hear you. I’m reading an issue of Linguica Franca.
Banger? He damn near… No I can’t. Good taste kicked in.
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear?
Good taste went out the window about a bottle of wine ago…
Did someone say my name? What’s that?
Uh oh…
*hides*
http://www.depilan.at
Okay to clear up some confusion. I looked at the cream and sense I’m pretty fluent in German I translated as best I could. The cream is like Nair. It removes unwanted body hair.
Still doesn’t exactly explain why the has an invisible “towel” around him, though.
The cream can’t distinguish between human hair and wool, so it removed the towel as well.
Don’t get it:S
stupid
It’s the first time I commented here and I must say you share us genuine, and quality information for bloggers! Good job.
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Tasty
Ford = BGL AM 593 (BGL = Berchtesgadener Land)
VW = HA 11 FW (HA = Hallein)
“Porsche” sticker = “Porsche Salzburg”
anonymization fail
it should be ‘advertisment placement fail’.
The other end of kostelecke uzeniny.
this picture was taken from the “not a door”
*googles bacon lube*
oh now i get it… im suddenly hungry, oddly enough for some porcine meat
I don’t get this at all, I can’t read American!
Fords sell in Europe?
Fairly well, I think – for the last 42 years…
HaHa
Seriously…. Anyone else find it ironic that THIS is a German billboard fail? XD
THE SAUSAGES ARE GOING TO TENTACLE-R@PE THAT MAN! SAVE HIM! D=
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!! double the fun I guess! This is a true failblog pic!!
Come on!!! he depilates his legs… he had it coming…
Nice post Hope to visit once again:D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sweet blog. I never know what I am going to come across next. I think you should do more posting as you have some pretty intelligent stuff to say.
I’ll be watching you .
I’m a little surprised that no one noticed that the VW Golf has a sign int he back window that says “Porsche” funnier than the original fail!
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Nice article as for me. I’d like to read a bit more concerning this topic.
Did any one catch the porsche sticker on the back of the vw??? that should be a fail all in its own!!!
Why is the Porsche sticker a fail? Porsche belongs to Volkswagen
ВАУ
very suggestive, sick.