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sigh. learn another language
OK, I’ll bite. Please translate “isang”.
If it’s tagalog then “isang” translates to “one of” or “one” and is usually followed by a “thing”
i.e. “isang baboy” translates to “one pig”
i think he/she was aiming for “first!” which should have been “nauna” or “una ako!”
LMAO! I guess he/she is a FAIL!
Multiple languages win.
iAMPREPARINGREGULARHOLOCAUST! HEIL!
OMG I AM 2!!!!
Where’s Arthur?
hmmm…
*checks pockets*
*checks under the table*
*shrugs*
I think we have a live one.
He’s already hitch-hiked onto a Vogon ship with Ford Prefect.
They’ve been chatting with Trillian.
What DO you do if you are a manically depressed robot?
figure out the answer to “What do you get if you multiply six by nine”
Looking for his towel.
iCame
iSaw
I’m going to screenshot this entire thread, and submit it labeled as “relevance fail”. Really, people, why are you going to take up three pages of “comments” when no one even comments on the photo? Don’t they make chatrooms anymore?
point making fail
iConquered
Let’s see who can make this thing tip.
First to land on the fence is a rotten….
um…
Rotten corpse.
Careful with the back flips….
And those gainers.
*bounces*
Weeeee!
*bounces*
Weeeee!
*bounces*
Oh no…
You’re in quite a jam.
I ‘ll fix ya wiff *SQUEEZE*
It got a bit sticky there.
*squeeze*
When life gets sticky, you best make like rubber.
Thats what she said
BAHAHAHAHAH YES!!! lol. very nicely put!
You’re sentenced to a mininum of 8 minutes.
*mumbles something about how unfair Aja is*
Aja- What was that? Watch it mister.
Technicolor- shuts the hell up.
I forgot this “**” to sandwich the shuts the hell up.
Time Machine?
Here jump in this “phone booth”
*turns on machine*
It’s ready.
that is a most excellent suggestion, dude!
woot?
loot?
SHOOT! HEIL!
Gluteus Maximus
INVICTUS?
Damn owls are back!
usang?
urang?
ubang?
uhang?
utang?
ubang?
Pooty Tang?
upang?
ufang?
uslang?
utwang?
uclang?
WuTang?
WHIZ-BANG!
QUAN-GANG?! O.o
Lue Rang (He wants his mower back)
*springs to attention!*
*bounces with excitement!*
*jumps for joy*
HEY!
hehe. You like that?
You jinxed each other!
Technicolor now has to shut up or make a wish.
Star light star bright……
Aghhh earworm.
*Thanks the star gods*
You did that with the samurai before.
I’m on to you.
Are you my evil twin?
definitely, maybe.
Probably. I think. Oh Naaah you couldn’t be.
I guess great minds think alike. Possibly.
Now if only we can find some great minds to prove this theory. Any ideas? I give up.
We can ask Dragonwriter? She’s a professor albeit of English though.
Dragonwriter was up late grading exams, having the flu, and getting kinky with the Admiral. She may be a bit late today. Perhaps Nellie’s occupation today is “part-time brilliant mind” or some such thing?
*gives techicolor a C- for perseverance*
Now I can pass.
Hooray. *Jumps too high*
What’s my grade?
A C+. For your effort.
How can I get extra credit?
*starts taking shrirt off*
If you want extra credit for stripping, you’ll need an evening job in a sleazy bar.
*gets ready to tuck pound coins into Oh Naaah’s thong*
*starts tearing up*
*sniff*
*starts to remove the rest of my clothing*
*sniff*
mmmm
slowly…
No faster, I haven’t got all day.
Let Oh Naaah find his own tempo; it’s his first go after all.
*dances*
*three minutes later*
*sniffs*
Am I-I fin-ished.
*sobs*
*reaches for clothes*
I don’t know… do it again, this time we’ll invite an expert judge!
*yells for Granny*
*puts baconlube and lil’ technicolor back into pants*
More tears next time. Other than that…KINKY!!!
Did Granny give you instructions for her absence?
Oh yes.
I’ll be your substitute Granny
Hey, go easy on him. It ain’t easy being naked in front of the whole blog. Believe me, I know.
>I guess great minds think alike
or fools seldom differ?
What if you’re the evil one?
Do you have a beard? Because I don’t.
*shaves it off quickly*
What?
Pssh
No.
Are you from Universe B
*places a question mark, stealthly*
You ain’t ninja.
I’m like a Navy SEAL, Ninja, and what ever else that can be stealthy all in one.
*wishes I really was one of those*
Here’s a star. You know what to do.
*examines star*
hmmmm
*puts star in mouth*
hmmmm, delicious.
No that’s…..
whatever.
*mouth full of star*
Whywhaswrongafbf?
Ain’t that star a tad hot?
EGADS! You are passing around stolen stars??!!!
I prefer BBQ nunchuks myself, but hey, it’s a free world.
*bounces up to DuRêve*
*SQUEEZE*
*Bounces over barbed wire fence into sea and swims away*
What the…?
Heeey, come back here, you squeezable sneaky Moomin!
*Jumps over the fence and falls into sea*
Aaagh! Cramp! Cramp!
*Sinks*
Hey! The sign says no drowning.
Universe D- unfortunately.
Why what’s wrong with it?
You know what? You’re right.
*accepts inner self*
Hope that left you feeling better.
yes
*jumps for Joy*
Why?
I don’t even know her.
Nobody does…!
*said in the style of Kim Jong-Il in Team America*
F**K Yeah?
One day I hope to be a clinically insane tyrant like him.
I’m getting there.
Not if I get ther fir*t.
Muahahaha
>:(
*flips with meaning!*
*VAULTS WITH AMBITION!* *HEIL!*
*flips and reverses*
*tumbles and turns!*
*rocks and rolls*
*grumbles then earns*
*waves Bbye*
*waves and spashes* Ciao!
Where you goin?
We just started.
bounce!
recoil!
vibrate!
annihilate!
And Nile Will Hate…..
*forms a metal band by such a name*
When is your fir*t gig?
*starts headbanging in anticipation*
In the trampoline cage next week. It should make for an interesting mosh environment.
Be there or BE THERE!!!!
Brings a whole new meaning of wall of death. (clicky)
…those tramps are really that wild?
Rage in The Cage: Wild Bloody Tramp Edition
ouch. just . . . well . . . ouch
oh, and check the price: 2pounds50pence for 8 minutes???????? gee whiz.
also ouch!
…maybe bouncing in prison is just like that, robzmom
The cage itself is a high voltage electric fence, for sparkly lighting effects.
Don’t whizz on the electric fence
I’m sure I saw that one on Jackass.
It’s from Ren & Stimpy.
*squeeze*
“YOU WHIZZED ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!!!!”
Trampoline in Prison?
Tramp is Pious?
It’s training for future criminals;
“Trampolining out of prison in 10 E-Z lessons”
This is why Anpu stays out of prison. You’ve got a perfectly-good barbed-wire fence ruined by some stupid trampoline. Well, that and the shortage of nachoes.
“I’ve never seen him so down…
.
…or ever before”
.
Best futurama line ever?
It would look a lot less threatening under a clear blue sky.
clear blue skies? here in the UK? flying pigs!
Those swines flu… I’m sure of it!
lalala
*whistles*
Yes? You hailed?
You’re well trained.
Sit!
:blush:
Must stop giving out wedgies!
Security fail. They forgot to put netting on top against helicopters.
Hiya, my fellow Failbloggers! I have no clue as to what the fail is about; I just wanted to say hi! I am almost at the end of my vacation in NC, and am currently with Jimmy in margararita-ville. So… hi, y’all! (Pleeease forgive any typos.)
Sounds like you’re having fun there kitty. Enjoy the remaining days.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Hey, jam!
Hey there!
I’m not up to much. Just working.
Working is a necessary evil, ‘eh?
Yup! It’s evil alright.
I’m off on a hill trek in a minute though. I’ll be needing oxygen later.
Okay, so nobody wants to talk. Bye-ya…!
Ok, if I squint one eye, and close the other, maybe I can hang aroud a bit… but I swear, you must grant me a boon this one time as far as typing correctly… ‘k?
I tried that eye trick. Doesn’t work.
*squeeze*
I’ve been following ya, there! Haha! “Don’t post when…!” Also, (hug) I hope you are better soon, sweets! (forgive, forgive the familiarity when uh, intoxicated? Hee!)
*another squeeze*
(I’m probably gonna regret all this posting, but… hey!)
Don’t worry, there is a new fail now, so everyone has moved on.
*squeeze*
Busted!!
Ha!
*tries to give sidhe cat a boon*
*can’t reach to ceiling*
*leaves boon on ground above/below sidhe cat*
Huh? Boon?=ballon? WTF? Don’t you know I’m
drunk!giddy? Don’t mess with my mind; it’s already messed up enough! |;)These trampolines are clearly for advanced (trampoliners?) only!
HOLY LOCAL BUSINESS BATMAN!
This trampoline place is in the city where I work. It’s down at the Marina in Brighton, UK.
Why didn’t I think of this first! DAMMIT!
Holy Mongoose In A Cupcake.
Brighton is a myth!
(whatever happened to Agita?)
Who?
Haha! I was just going to post that as well! 3 years spent looking at the barbed-wire thinking “ouch” yet I never thought to photo it!
And for those wondering, no, no it’s not for “advanced” trampoliners, it’s mostly for children. Which makes it much worse, lol.
Hours of fun/horror watching from the Pizza Hut next door.
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT!!!!!
At what point would barbed wire be branded as ‘Not In Use’.
Do you see where my problem is. I don’t think you do, your not from Mars, things work differently out here.
i’ve actually been to that excact spot, tonnes. its in brighton marina.
i can confirm that, i live there.. coming to think about it, i should probably go there with a chair and a videocamera on weekends…
I just said that like, two posts ago. Keep up
I went there once when I was about nine on holiday. I can’t believe my parents willingly let me go on the trampoline. But then, that was probably before health and safety so they didn’t bother to warn about the barbed wire XD
I think I’ll substitute razor-concertina wire on my grandson’s trampoline.
At least the shit-for-brains who built this had the barbed wire facing OUT.
Too bad about the barbed wire, that looks like it would be a fun trampoline without it.
Just a lot less profitable, perhaps?
is that Butlins in Minehead (UK) where they hold the ATP festival?
is it?
IS IT???
oh, no, it’s in Brighton.
fail.
What I want to know is, what genius looked at the trampoline and thought, “Hmmm… you know what this needs? Barbed wire.”
Pamela Anderson or Joe Gilmore.
Probably the same guy whose ability to feed his family depends on his trampoline business and came in one morning to find punk kids had destroyed his trampolines overnight.
That guy, or a Cyborg Nazi Witch-Doctor, whichever is more likely.
prison????
There’s one at a little fair in West Park in Wolverhampton. It doesn’t have the barbed wire.
Aww, I thought the nets on the side were barbed wire, because I forgot what barbed wire looked like… Now it isn’t as funny…
Wire they doing it that way?
They did’t want to cause a fence?
Its in Brighton Marina !
What are the changes !
Did you mean to say ‘chances’, because you live near there?
Not funny. today i lost a tooth at a trampoline
shame it wasn’t filmed, it would have gone to failblog.
Oh, as far as I can tell, the barbed wire is there to stop people getting in rather than out. So the local kids don’t have trampolining fun unsupervised at night, but instead have horrible torn hands from barbed wire, lol. One of the many Brighton attractions I’ve managed to avoid since moving here.
Only in Britain could a hightened sense for the improbable danger overshadow the feeling for the imminent one. And to charge 2.50 GBP is just an insult… well only in Britain.
Oh God. I live there. But I still win cause it’s Brighton baby!
looks like a scene from jurassic park
haha, I have been on those trampolines they are in Brighton marina, on no I did not get impaled on the barbed wire.
Wow, this is the trampolines outside the King Alfred swimming pool on Brihgton Seafront!
I’ve often been amazed by the barbed wire myself..
No, I’m pretty sure it’s in the marina. Near Bowlpex and Pizza Hut.
I used to go on that trampoline all the time
It’s in Brighton, near the bowlplex!
Kid’s sneaking in at night? First barbed wire. Next time 30,000 volts. That’ll learn em.
#69
hey its wut the jews jumped on during the holocaust
i live near there (:
Mommy, look how high I can arghgahgagh!
OMG THAT’S IN MY HOMETOWN!!!
brighton FTW! or….for the fail…………
Just about to say that!
Funny how you can recognise these things no matter how small the details are..
Dang! … They removed the 250,000 volt wires!
What’s gonna haaaappppennnn…
Awesome, I want one of those.
That trampoline is near my house, people get so annoyed about the barbed wire.
Thanks
Lucy
it’s electric!