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It’s a fake! Photoshop!
You always want to be on top! My turn!
You always fake! Photoshopped!
The photoshopping will be flattering to you, I promise! *cleans wide angle lens*
That’s because you photoshopped the person you were fantasising about into the photos.
Wow, he seemed so real! Gotta love Kodachrome!
He’ll never love your poo-covered midgets the way I do though.
He is a bit fastidious, it’s true. The body condom tipped me off.
Well, if you will pay peanuts, you get sex-slaves with hang-ups.
I was supposed to pay? No wonder he had his hand out.
It upset him. He wasn’t sure what to do with those scrapings.
I’m upset too – he used baconlube, and now I might have swine flu.
That explains why the scrapings tasted of baco-bits to put in salad.
Let me guess – potato salad?
You know me so well. Inside and out.
And you have a beautiful… um, soul.
I polished it especially for you.
Polish? I thought this fail was Irish? Or Spanish? Me confuse.
It’s definitely ish. So we’re half right.
Squish?
Squash?
Zucchini?
Oh, geesh! Forgive me for interupting, but… *squeeze* “I love you, man” Hee!
Ya’ll keep me rockin’ and a rollin’…
Courgette?
*waves at Sidhe*
Cucurbita pepo.
(drunk at this hour Sidhe? Is it like, “still drunk from last night’s bender” or “margaritas for breakfast?”)
Cucumber Pepper?
(she’s on holiday, sounds like a good one
sends a *squeeze* to sidhe as he forgot on previous message)
Still, and soon Zzzzzzz….
And the award for “Fastest Failblog Refresh/Posting” goes to:
*rips open envelope*
Moomin and Mookie! Congratulations! An amazing rate of 25 posts in a half hour! Speech, speech!
^sorry, more like 75 posts! my apologies^
*passes Mookie a bouquet!*
*applaudes Moomin!*
*passes out*
*catches the bouquet* Hmmmm….
I really should get a job.
OOOOO me an imposter
thats what she said…
eerrrmmmm?
Moomin’s comment up there ^ was a win because it didn’t say “First!!!” good job Moomin keep it up.
this is quite real. Kildares is a very celtic restauraunt (i spelled that wrong, dont care to fix it) that vend’s their specialty: potatoe nachos. they sound gross, theyre actually freakin awesome, except they’re as bad for you as Outback Steakhouse chillie cheese fries.
Kildare’s regulars know what they mean, everyone else is just in for a nice suprise.
Im actually from ireland. Co. Kildare to be correct and americans thinking there irish and acting like the know shit about our history pisses me off. The celts were a race aloooonnnngggg time ago making anyone, who refers to a pub that serves nachos as celtic, a douche.
you said it brother im from co. dublin
Nope it’s real. I’ve seen it.
Poor Nachos – someone should untie him immediately, I agree.
His Nachos are cheesy. They need shamwowing.
Don’t be saucy, mister!
*dances a slow salsa*
*flamencates the Moomin*
*admires your maracas*
You may mantilla me from behind, senor.
That’s a bit taco though.
Don’t forget to wrap your burrito first. Don’t want bambinos.
I mistook an echidna for my enchilada so you may feel a little prick.
That explains the bleeding. I was worried.
I thought you said perforated, not penetrated. My bad.
Nothing a colostomy can’t fix. Now I need shoes to match the bag.
Waterproof and wipe-clean suits you.
I’m thinking hip waders. We can fly fish when you get tired.
My rod will be worn out though.
We can liven it up with some jail-bait.
Well, I have heard the word maggot used before.
I prefer “gender-confused.”
I prefer the tender suffused.
I prefer the fender diffused.
I prefer the blender refused.
I prefer the slender reused.
I prefer to send’er back lubed. (sorry… goes away now–>)
Come back jam! The more (girls) the merrier!
And that’s a tortilla wrap!
Heading out for an amble.
*squeezes Mookie and Jam*
2 girls, 1 Moomin?
Agreed, Mookie.
Too much for a l’il Moomin’s ticker!
*squeeze* *goes to make breakfast* Our work here is done.
You guys are a grand sight to wake up
and go to work to.
*Squeeze*
What if I don’t want to feel a “little” prick… will a big one do?
Drats! This was supposed to nest under Moomin’s comment
^^^^^ way up there!
But The Moomin is down here.
Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn!
*freezes during dramatic music*
*gives Moomin a DRAMATIC LOOK*
Nachos are Chinese originated, duh
Red headed nachos yay
Pig flu included.
moar funny pictures
ROAR! Punny fixtures!
PHWOAR! Runny fissures?
Knorr! Yummy mixtures.
This seems like a good spot to tell everyone sorry that i’ve been out for a very long time
Boss got my ass 24/7, and it was one month of hell.
Well, I’m glad to be back here in fail blog.
Hey
Welcome back, finally!
Let’s see a smart witty comment…
Actually Mexicans are descendants of the Irish.
Proven fact.
Both Catholic, drink like there’s no tomorrow, and beat up thier wives.
Yep, defiantly related.
I like how you defiand that.
.
You’re a guy, right? So, are you Irish or Mexican? ‘Cause you must have had an ordinary experience or three to make that statement.
Yes im a guy. Irish.
All stereotypes are true.
Some where there is a black guy eating chicken, an Irish drinking beer, a Mexican crossing the border, an Asian screaming “GODZILLA!”
I’m proud to be one of these stereotypes!
Now if you will, I gotta get drunk before three o’clock.
I have a reputation to defend.
Wolfie meh boy! *slides him a potato*
Ah yes, the symbol of our hardship we have faced
*lifts potato*
All hail this potato, he is the horseman of famine!
FEAR THE POTATO, OBEY THE POTATO
it has spoken!
*thinks about it*
This wouldn’t be an inside joke would it?
I’d recommend using Baconlube before you tried to make it an inside joke.
You’re catching on, Wolfgang! You’ll have to scan way back to find the potato fail. But Malicite meant no Malice, right?
*continues hanging drapes*
Well, then I’m off for some Kraut, sausage and beer
Well, itÄs frieday, I think at least the beer-stereotype is always spot on xD
Evil failblog commentbox that doesn’t jump to the next line but keeps writing in the mysterious invisible space of involuntary typo-puns!
No swipe intended! Just curious, that’s all.
I Must Refesh.
Bull sh!t!!!
How do!
Welcome back.
You shaould have used your lazor on them
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Woohoohoohoohoo!
*dances*
Irish nachos are a favorite of the Spanish leprechauns.
With Bavarian spaghetti being a close second.
Hmmm… Italian beer…
That’s good for Belgian courage.
…and German humo(u)r. But after drinking it we suck at organizing things.
Aren’t there specific songs to drink to in Germany? My friend is learning German and sang a German song, then said it sounded better when sung by drunk men…
Doesn’t every country has songs that should only be sung when drunk?
I suppose that’s true.
Arthur, were you making a reference to the old joke about European stereotypes?
In heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss, and the lovers are Italian.
In hell, the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French, and the lovers are Swiss.
Disclaimer: the views expressed in this joke do not necessarily reflect the views of Brewski!
I wasn’t making a reference, but it’s a good joke! Although I would rather fear Spanish or Turkish police.
So… in heaven the British police, French cooks, German engineers, and Swiss administrators don’t get to have sex? Sounds like a raw deal, unless there are enough Italian lovers to go around.
Oh yes, there are always enough! But good point, I never thought about it that way!
Click my name if you really have to…
There’s the Bommerlunder song. “Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder” (Ice-cold Bommerlunder). And very nice schnapps it is too!
Clickie for wiki link
Now I’m curious what song was meant, no specific German drinking song comes to mind…
I do like Irish drinking songs, though *get’s himself a bottle o’ beer and bawls along to Flogging Molly and The Bloody Irish Boys* but wait, I always forgot the typical Irish Nachos!
Ah, the shameful songs that old men sometimes sing.
There’s good stuff, too, though – klick on my name to listen to Onkel Tom Angelripper’s (selftitled No.1 ‘Beerbard’ xD) “Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii”
Freely translated refrain:
There’s no beer on Hawaii, there’s no beer,
that’s why I won’t go to Hawaii and stay here,
it’s so hot on Hawaii, no cool place,
and just Hula-Hula won’t quench the thirst.
And what about that French fighting?
I suggest you ask that a member of the foreign legion. Preferably with a big grin on your face.
Will doing so result in my death?
Dunno. I never tried it. And I’m not going to change my be-careful-with-soldiers-of-the-foreign-legion-policy.
Hmm…I’m feeling a bit risky today. And if my death seems imminent, I can always offer some Irish nachos as a peace offering.
Yep, nachos: Invented by the Mexicans, stolen by the Irish then sold for outrageously inflated prices to foolish Americans as ‘Irish Nachos’ and exported bach to North America.
Ah yes, America. Where else would people at a ballgame pay $12.99 for a small basket of corn chips with an engineered gooey vaguely cheese-flavored substance slathered all over the top?
mmmm…. engineered gooey vaguely cheese-flavored substance…
FREE!FREE!! FREE!chibet!
Oh, you said chibet … I got excited for a minute there, anticipating freedom.
Free the chia pets too!
YAY! Thank you… (loosening collar) I feel so much freer already.
I see you guys don’t have a day off today? Hooray for strong labour unions! Free Irish nachos for all!
So, I can type all sorts of trash up there ^
But my comment asking if you have a day off gets eaten?
All I did was wave a flag to celebrate.
Somehow you must have made the blogmonster angry. Can’t imagine why. And yes, it’s a day off here, but since I’m my own boss no, I don’t have a free day.
And this comment wasn’t here earlier either?
Did me and Mookie break FB?
You’re a hard taskmaster Arthur, you should go easier on your staff. He’s a good man.
That bastard is very lazy today! He should have finished one (1) text by now, but he didn’t even start yet. Hanging around in the sun with his beautiful gf seems to be more important. I’ll give him one last warning! And ten more minutes on FB…
Hanging around in the sun with Gretl? Seems to me that you’re not “going easy on your staff”.
Hehehe! Later… Our balcony is too visible to our neighbours.
Is that your balcony on the next fail?
And you never even mentioned sausages.
Curiouser and curiouser.
*welcome squeeze to Arthur*
You did now, let’s see if I can squeeze back…
*squeeze*
Yep. Free Russian sausages for all!
*squeezes ummm…
the sausageArthur* Uh, hi!Hello!
*squeeze*
Hi…!
Gonna go… bed is screamng my name. Something about “you’ve had enough, call it quits,” but what does it know, eh? Heh heh! (Really… bye…Zzzzzz…) Talk to all you wonderful peeps later…! 
(over-n-out!) 
Yesterday was my off-day. (Also my nation’s.)
・Nachous is not Irish food.
・Ireland does not have such a beautiful seanary.
Scenery, that is?
And why thank you, Captain Obvious.
Are you like in remedial english class or something?
“Seanary” as in “Sean Connery”, and I disagree. He is beautiful.
And not from Ireland either.
Unless I’m mistaken about his nation of origin, Seanery is about as Irish as nachos.
Oops,I mistaked
Nachous is not a food at all…
And Ireland is photoshopped…
Aren’t there suppost to be dozens of land wastes in that picture?
I don’t know…but I made a mistake….*sniffle* I clicked on a comment to
“Badlands” in the recent comment box….Don’t do it.
*Lies down with an icepack and thinks about Sir Sean*
You’re right about the first point, wrong about the second – I think that’s Kerry.
Also: use a spellchecker.
KERSPELLCHECK!
His name is Sean Connery, and I’ll have you know he is a rather handsome man.
And he’s Scottish, not Irish.
*pops up at the mention of Sir Sean* Kilted…or robed?
Shaved or trimmed or … *shudders*
Stirred. Not shaken.
Chocolate. Not bacon.
Good choice but I didn’t know they put bacon in drinks and I OBJECT!
O.o there was an old ad for a drink made with beef broth and something….over on weirduniverse.net
Sounded really nasty too.
You cannot be serious! Are you just trying to get me all worked up here?
Don’t worry…it was from the seventies, I think. Weird Universe has a series of old ads they call “Follies of the Mad Men”.
Aww…did my post get eaten?
*applauds*
*squeeze*
Free nachos & whiskey please.
500 yen, please.
Nacho, Nacho man. I want to be a Nacho man
*plays prelude in C by J.S. Nacho*
*reads A Clockwork Nacho by A. Burgess*
*watches The Birth of a Nacho by D. W. Griffiths*
*acts A Mid Summer Night’s Nacho by Bill*
*eats a Nacho*
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Sorry.
Watches “A Few Good Nachos” by Aaron Sorkin, director Rob “Nacho” Reiner
BREWSKI!!! *pounce!!!!!!*
*oof!*
LEILA!
How are you doing this fine morning?
*squeeze*
Are there free spirits as well?
It says AUTHENTIC, so I think in that case irish cream does it.
Buy one Mookie-Moomin thread, get one free.
While comments last. . .
Amazing…after all the action up there, you are still up and about…
I’ve all the energy of a six-year old who has eaten a bag of sugar.
So, you will be crashing soon…
We have to find another way to help you keep the energy going.
5 hour energy! That stuff actually works!being six?
SUGAR!!!!:shock:
Is it thread-safe?
Si senor how much?what colour of green.?
Nachos are originated from Mexico, no?
*Cough*swine flu*Cough* not a good time for nachos.
Don’t talk to me like that, I’m nacho mama!!!!
Because paying for Nachos would definitely be an authentic American experience.
Free Nachos!!!
.
Nachos is innocent, dammit!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY everyone!!!!
Happy Friday to you too!
Happy Friday!
*squeezes to LEILA and SPARKY*
*squeeze* Keep your hands where I can see ‘em Moomin.
I made peace yesterday LEILA, you’ve nothing to fear.
Where was I?
We were wrestling. I picked you up.
He’s right, I was there.
*produces CCTV footage*
See? Here’s me getting in the way of Moomin, here’s me getting in the way of LEILA, ooh! And here’s me getting in the way of both of you!
*squeezes to Leila and Moomin*
*squeezes Sparky*
Happy Friday there Leila!
Are you worried about the orgy going on up there with Moomin, Nookie and jam? I feel so dirty. I want a shower now.
Umm…sure. Let’s go get clean petal.
Just saying Moomin, Nookie and Jam makes me giggle.
Haha, Moomin, Mookie and Jam each make me laugh all the time!
.
Oh, umm…is that water temperature okay for you?
Aye its nice…thank you. *lower lip trembles* Do I have to take the bukkit? Its so early…ye canna make me have snails this early in the day…..
Haha, no. You’ll have to self-regulate, if that’s your thing! Would you mind… *turns back, passes washer/flannel*
*resorts to lufah* Okay. Clean now.
*soapy group squeeze*
Good job this is a shower room.
*grabs the ‘N’ and puts in an ‘M’….whew….
HAPPY BELTANE! *dancing naked in the meadow*
wow you all are so g*y to be up so early to look at this site
Different timezones!
Gets me everytime...Tell me about it, I’m always trying to figure out whether it’s too late to post a reply to someone. 6.00am = 2.00pm?!
…and what does that make YOU wooooooooooow?? You’re here, aren’t you? Perhaps you should Google timezones for the different parts of the world.
Morning Everyone!!Morning!
*squeeze Ninja and gaynorvader*
‘morning!!!
*squeezes back*
Morning! Or, as we say in my timezone, Good Afternoon! 
*squeeze*
For some reason, I am in a really good mood today.Morning ninja-san!
You were right on that powered by comment yesterday! Thank you and good eye!
I’ve actually had so-called Irish nachos at a pub. They’re basically waffle fries with salsa and sour cream.
Those sound good. Now I need breakfast. Thanks a lot Steve!
…and I first set me eyes on sweet Molly Malone.
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow, “crying tacos and tacos alive-alive-oh…”
Mal, thanks for the flashback! I remember learning that song in grade school.
That song used to make me cry as a child because she dies in the end and became a ghost.
Moomin & Mookie – or whatever your oh-so-creative monikers are – you two using Fail-blog as your private chat-room are probably the only reason Fail-blog won’t get a webbie. (voting already over? I don’t keep up on that.) Is there a way to hide a particular nesting – or thread, as it were? It takes far too long to scroll past your troll-infested juvenile banter. (and I don’t mean ‘juvenile’ in a mean way, just observant) Maybe you could check out Yahoo! messenger. You two can chat on-line all day (while you train to be cage fighters) and leave us alone.
Who is ‘us’? You and… ? ‘Cause both of them are very appreciated here – by us. Which is a contrast to people posting here for the first time and whine about regulars. Like you do.
Or posting under an alias.
Or above an alias.
*squeeze*
jUST AN FYI – they are POTATO chip nachos… potatoes are irish if i’m not mistaken…and they’re DELICIOUS.
they are potato chips nachos – very good mind you. But actually potatoes are a native American food.
Its not a fake. I go to Kildare’s all the time. They’re IRISH NACHOS.
Irish Nachos are made from potatoes, so this is not a fail but actually an authentic Irish experience!
Not a fail. Irish Nachos are good! They’re not really nachos but still lol
Not a fake. It’s a restaurant in Newark, DE. Their nachos are awful, by the way
And assorted other locations in the greater tri-state area. I prefer King of Prussia personally.
Tehre R fwee nachoz inn IRlind!?
Lol, fotoshop.
wate, ah taik it bak! Tehre rilly iz a nachoh sohp in IRlind! Ah lookt it up!
U fund it on the interwebz?
I meant to type ‘teh’, I really did.
Potaters actually came from the Incas so technically even they aren’t an authentic Irish experience…. so y’all ain’t quite right on that one, even. Perhaps if the restaurant had a blight in the freezers and you ran out of taters and starved to death, then you’ll have an authentic Irish experience. Or if the wait staff in that place were wearing black and tan uniforms and went table to table knocking you upside the head.
The next door restaurant has a neon sign blinking real bright, and it says
“Guinness Draught! The authentic Guatemalan experience!”
And how would you translate “dry stout”? “Gordo seco?” That, I reckon, is for over there at Engrish…
so i didnt even bother to read the 200someodd comment before mine but i just had to say that i really appreciate this fail, because my fiancee is half irish and half mexican… i wanna make it into a poster for him
Who ever said nachos are only from mexico?
Irish nachos are more like fried potatoes covered in cheese and other toppings. Not like mexican nachos at all.
I have never once in my life (and I’m Irish) heard of Irish nachos!
those kids are always after me lucky nachos
Sorry – nope. Not photoshopped. I’ve seen it too. This Irish themed put (which is great, btw) is located on Main Street in Newark, DE. It is quite true.
Thats Kildare for you haha. But its photoshopped.
Nachos – How Very Irish.
Definitely photoshopped; but Kildares does have delicious nachos.
It’s authentic something!
Not Photoshopped — I’m familiar with the restaurant. And their nachos are an Irish experience: they’re made with potato chips instead of tortilla chips! (it’s a nice restaurant, really, you should try it!)
Here’s their website, by the way:
http://www.kildarespub.com/
And you can see the nachos listed on their Pub Menu.
I work about 5 minutes from that place…. Sure wish I could say I was surprised!
I like in Kildare
Irish nachos are an irish cuisine. yes, potatoes are originially from the Incas, but the dish, Irish nachos, exists. It is not a fail, it is actually very delicious. they are not nachos, they are not mexican nachos. they are IRISH NACHOS. and authentic IRISH dish. that’s like saying guiness isn’t authentically irish just because beer didn’t originate in ireland.
nachos, they always remind me of when ireland was a simple place
Hello, I’m here again. But you don’t care!
#70
nachoes and ireland together. NEVER EVER AGAON!! ERIN GO BRACH!
this pub is near me and has a very authentic menu.
the ‘nachos’ are called boxties in ireland, which are like deep fried potato pancakes with cheese and onions and other toppings. but since most people dont know what the hell boxties are, they have them listed as ‘irish nachos’ a lot of the time.
top of the manana to you!