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Ahoy there.
Arrrgh! She be driving me crazy with her disregard for others safety. Oh wait saftey’s third. I forgot.
She be driving me crazy with her booty.
and her chest.
Yarr!
Was that up yo parr?
“to”
bukkit please.
The bartender says, “Hey, Pirate! Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?”
The pirate answers, “Aargh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
That should have been…
A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, Pirate! Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?”
The pirate answers, “Aargh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
(but you prolly coulda figured that out)
Joke Fail
but it was funny
i wonder if this chick does ‘The Angry Pirate’ ?
No but i do your mom
how much do pirates sell there corn for?
About a buck an ear
I think it’s more likely they sell THEIR corn for about a buck an ear…
Grammar Nazi!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Gotta love them people. lol.
… *ahem*
Nick my man, it’s “those people”. Not “them people”.
And it’s pronounced “luhl”.
…luhl.
A grammar nazi on one of the lol sites is like an evangelist preacher at Mardi Gras.
Where’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat?
Aaaaarrrby’s!
hope she doesn’t get attacked by ninjas…
lol
pirate WIN/budget fail
wat
zwarte kat
swat kats
*guitar solo*
Not fat.
Chain Brats
I miss that show…
Arrrgghh, where be me “First”-mate, ARrggghh
pirate steering wheel is epic win
totally an epic win… i need to get me one of these…
Yarr… tis an epic win indeed…
Fail on being seaworthy though…
I cann’t believe my eyes! First time searching fail blog and I see a few things thinkin, “oh I know someone who would do that.” Low and behold a few pages later that someone, my room mate Ben, is actually on the site!!!! LMAO!
Ship steering wheel is win. No hands on the wheel is a fail.
why would the hands be on the wheel when parked?
Fail… they are on a bridge.
Looks like the Freecredit report ads, subcompact, and pirate seafood place job.
HOLY SHIT! I was singing that song right before I loaded this page!
I second/third/fourth/fifth (whatever the number is) that.
But they’re able to steer with their knees now, why should they need their hands?
XP I can’t name the number of times I’ve nearly been ‘keelhauled’ by someone on a cell… but this is a new twist
Right hand’s on the wheel!
But there is no ARRRRbag.
I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hand’s wet on the wheel…
Earworm! *Tromps down to basement, digs through box of 70’s vinyl, slaps “Moontan” on rusty turntable…*
Do not ever, EVER!!! call a reference to the greatest driving song of all time an earworm!!!!
Greatest driving song ever is Disco Science – Mirwais…
that is if your chill enough to handle it…
And to figure out why a French band would
name a song like that Disco Science…. song name fail i guess.
ship steering wheel is epic win
Agreed
Agreed.
yarrr! that be ’cause the poor lass had one hand ea’en by shark, a terrible tradgedy. and the other hand be too busy pillagin’ t’ drive
with the handles around the edge of the wheel, she can probably steer with her knees.
pesky landlovers
it’s pronounced landLUBBERS!! you twit.
*Spelt, not pronounced; it’s pronounced \-ˌlə-bər\ , you twit.
Thank you for making the comment I wanted to. Although, I read it as “pesky landrovers”
Gotta admit that is pretty creative.
Air bag test in 3…2..1… …..oooooh. yeeew. that’l leave a mark. I’ve never seen a nose stretched out that big. Oh no, you’ll be fine.
That’s wheely good I think
puntastic
So good, in fact, that it should be a port of every car made today.
I agree I don’t think why naut(ical)
So you’re fore it?
aft(er) some thought yes.
Good. Brig it up at the next meeting and we’ll vote on it.
Am I gonna have to try and pitch a sail or do they know about it already?
Schooner or later you’ll have to.
I have mast quantities of ideas that I’d like to have them dive into asap.
Sounds as if you’ve really done your homework and didn’t mizzen anything.
They’re gonna need a fan(tail) after they hit the deck.
Some may need a carrier to help them back up.
*whew*
Well I’m sure they’ll like the cut of your jib.
*is approaching pun run exhaustion*
I shall dreadnaught the end of this pun run. I will accept it as destiny. It will be honorable.
*prepares seppuku sword for hari kiri*
Do you reckon they’re on the skull (and crossbones) run?
Happy cuttin’
I may try flag them down for a lift.
Come aboard, Matey, but first salute the national ensign and show proper Identification.
*shows Oh Naaah a Jolly Roger*
This be ID yarrr?
Arrgh
*puts on monocle to closer see ID*
*looks up at jam inquizitively*
OK that’ll do.
*puts jolly roger in mouth*
hmmm
Looks good. Now we’ll get you your official hat once we know your capsize.
So THAT’S why he’s so jolly!
Oh. lol. I was thinking jolly rancher at first.
That doesn’t sound much better. I mean the candy jolly rancher.
Let’s just scuttle that thought.
But I boated ‘yes!’ *pouts*
Punny
YARGGGH!!!
Shiver me t…..
aw forget it.
Still Ninjas>Pirates.
Mighty Pirates > Ninjas > Pirates
Who are these Mighty pirates?
Didn’t the last bunch of pirates get pwn’d by the coast guard of some s**t.
I know of the Mighty Ducks.
Mighty Morphin’ Power Pirates
The Mighty Morphine Power Pirates? Seems like it’d be hard to sail a pirate ship in that condition.
You dare underestimate the Mighty Morphin’ Power Pirates?
They have to be sedated so they don’t have to worry about smelling each others breath and worrying about scurvy and such.
My names Guybrush Threepwood, I’m a Mighty Pirate
Other pirates just don’t hack it.
Modern pirates aren’t as fun, they’ve no sense of what’s expected of them.
Indeed.
I’ll yo ho ho to that.
*offers technicolor a bottle of rum*
Captain Morgan’s?
*punishes liver relentlessly*
Hee!
*Morning squeeze*
Morning!
*squeeze*
Good Evening!
*looks at the sunshine outside*
Umm.. good evening Oh Naaah.
*looks at cloud covered moon*
*sarcasm*
Its sunny and evening there?!
are you in greenland or someplace weird like that?
What’s weird about Greenland, other than the fact that most of it isn’t green?
It’s morning here Oh Naaah and until I mentioned it on this blog, it was sunny.
FAILBLOG DOT ARR
(Good morning, it’s still sunny here)
Aye aye Cap’n!
(Morning czuhc, don’t rub it in now!)
Okay.
*puts Bacon Lube back on shelf*
KO!
*grabs the Baconlube while czuhc isn’t looking*
*pours it into the muffin mix*
*fills the Baconlube bottle with 10w/40*
And the winner by Knock Out….
JAM!!!
*hands jam a championship belt*
Isn’t Greenland one of those places where the sun doesn’t go down completely during the summer like in Alaska?
except for a small part in the south.
I know it’s a big island.
Isn’t Greenland mostly ice…
And Iceland mostly green?
Name Fail?
Historicians believe that the vikings who settled in Greenland called it green for propaganda reasons. That way they got more people to settle there.
How appropriate, seeing as how Vikings were pirates and all. Plus I watched ultimate warrior Samurai vs. Vikings.
Samurai>Vikings.
Wow almost simultanious talks about samurais.
Vicky the Viking ruled
(clicky)
I need to learn about something other than cartoons of my youth.
You show me yours I’ll show you mine. (clicky)
Many years after I used to watch Vicky I finally understood how she (he?) came up with the genius ideas.
The idea bulb?
Ding!
Nope. Remember what he (she?) always did before having an idea.
Snorted coke?
Probably explains why the vikings ‘encountered’ sea serpents.
Certainly explains how they were able to fight and party so hard.
Man, Vikings discovered everything!
I can’t believe there was a thread on Vikings and I wasn’t there! I’m an expert on Vikings! (remember, Moomin?)
I had no idea there were so many Minnesota football fans on Failblog.
Football? Oh, you mean this constantly interrupted sport where the players almost never play the… err… “ball” with their feet?
hehe… *snig-gers*
That’s the one! The one with the incredibly arcane and complicated rules.
Can you steer a ship with those tiny arms?
In my youth me and Hodgkin went on a grand sailing adventure with Joxter.
Moomintroll wished he had exciting adventures like his father.
Yarr, matey. Have yerself a rubber chicken. There be a pulley in it.
“somalian pirates we”
Pirates are we
born to be free
just like the fish in the sea
I was thinking that earlier.
I’d still go with ninjas.
Third!
Waddaya mean fail ? Thats EPIC WIN !!!
Its a win till he goes after your booty.
Just make sure he has a bottle of baconlube.
That would make for a slippery situation.
And a lot of yarrghh screaming for both participants.
WIN
A clear win!
So that’s where my nut-steering wheel went!
Being able to steer with your legs while on the phone WIN?
Wait a sec.
What’s this pirate doing here? He looks like he’s going to work. No pirate gear?
I guess he has two jobs. *Talks some nonsense about the recesion and how no one is immune to it* Perhaps this car morphs into a pirate ship when the time right?
Also he needs to get off the phone. Unless he is getting off on the phone. That would be kinktastic.
And not to mention just a tad dangerous. So I won’t mention it.
Good phone sex IS always dangerous…..
“Mom is that you?”
*shivers*
That goes to e-sex also….
Hell, that goes to all sex
Not if you use Mr. J’s homemade condoms. They’re guaranteed.
EPIC!!!!!! FTW!!!
It’s a fail because the steering wheel is not atached to an Arrrrr-V!
That’s the lamest car accessory I’ve ever seen.
That’s funny. Now go and clean the poop deck.
That doesn’t really work. Every time I do that I have to throw up. Then the poop deck becomes the puke deck. A change, yes, but not an improvement.
Yeah, then I had to paint over the poop and puke in a purplish-brown to hide the stains. The Puce Deck was a hit.
(Morning! *squeeze*)
Good Morning! *squeeze*
Missed you yesterday! Did you at least enjoy the day off?
Missed you guys too.
I had a lovely day thankyou.
Have to find something to fill remaining wednesdays though.
Did I miss much?
I spend half of the day arguing with a guy about racism. He refused to understand and had a strange view about it (we should ignore racism because paying attention only makes it more important). In retrospect I seem to have wasted my time.
But I find it hard to shut up on certain topics.
Did you at least enjoy the argument?
Half yes, half no. I like presenting my thoughts as convincing and precise as possible, but it sucks if my counterpart doesn’t really react to it.
He was mostly just repeating his point… That’s a bit like arguing with an answering machine.
I was just picturing you arguing with said answering machine. lol.
Or a religious fanatic. Yeah, I hate when your arguments degenerate into squabbles.
You did a great job Arthur. Bbetter job than I ever could. But he just wasn’t one to succomb to reason. “Racist jokes are funny, lighten up!”
Thanks Brewski!
*squeeze*
Just been and had a look at it.
It’s a cause worth arguing, but arguing with some people is pointless.
He must have been from the ‘pretend it isn’t happening then maybe it will just go away’ camp.
Partially yes, but he also was on a mission to save the world from PC. Of course HE was the one defining when it’s PC for PCs sake. Ah well.
Last time I tried to clean the poop deck, I just painted a white stripe over the poop.
See this picture: Dog pray like human
http://kamerunscoop.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/un-chien-qui-prie-comme-un-humain/
Wheel win. Fone fail.
I agree.
I dunno, he hasn’t crashed at least…
Pirate WIN!
Rrrrrrgh take the wheel JamgaynorvadeArthur EldThe Moomin steer a course
to the end of the world.
That’s more of a job for BondFan.
ok then whats your job lol.?
I’m here,
To spread good cheer.
Yaaahr haawr fidelidee, you are a pirate!
I thought piracy was a crime?
This is clearly a WIN!
Agreed.
Oh… soooooo a WIN!
more like a pirate win!!!
would that steering wheel be legal?
you spelled WIN wrong.
i hope she dies from swine flu
Is this just a Double fail, or does it qualify as EPIC fail, cause the moron’s chatting on a cellphone as (s)he drives?
It’s a triple fail because she’s ALSO not wearing her seat belt.
Sailing, sailing, jumpin’ off the railing…
To me the wheel is a win; the rest of the car and the driver talking on a cell phone are the only fail.
nothing to do with pirates is ever a fail…….. except for butt pirates…….. icky
I would call that a pirate win!
164 comments and not a single “Dread Pirate Roberts” comment?
That’s not fail, that’s win
one thing I dislike about this site, the inability to distinguish between fail and win
yar har fiddle de dee, being a pirate is all that is free….
it is a win tho.
total win
Dude, that is the coolest steering wheel I have ever seen! EPIC WIN!!!! Must have!
RT
http://www.anonymity.ru.tc
WIN!!!!!
no way is that a fail……100% win
until the air bag blows.
Car modification win!
this is clearly a WIN me hearties! arrrr!
More like a pirate win.
why are pirates called pirates?
they just aaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!
why didn’t the pirate’s parrot play cards?
the captain was standing on the deck.
*shoots self in head
Aye!
Tiz an awesome feat of automotive engineering.
Aye!
TITLE FAIL.
More like WIN!
So, all you guys & gals who think this is really a win will be buying one of these wheels for your car right away, right? Right? Helllloooo, I can’t hear you…
should be a win
This in not a fail. This is a WIN!!!
WIN! WANT!
Definitely a win!
arrrrr i’ll be sailing down the highway looking for some booty!
That’s *AWESOME*!! I want one!
Sorry, but that’s just freeking awesome!
oh, but this is such a *win* !!!
Pirate Win
WTF?? It’s a WIN!
pirate win!
Seems like a win to me.
THIS IS WIN!!!!! SOMALIAN WIN!
Amazing steering wheel win. I’m jealous.
Even better, it’s a Geo Metro. ‘93 by the looks of it.
THATS A WIN I WANT THAT STEERING WHEEL MAN
Would shifting the car into reverse require the moving of the gear shift into the “Arrr” position?
Namo (who submitted the pic) fails.
That picture is an Epic Pirate Win.
helm steering wheel is not fail. that is ultimate win.
Should be a win.
I concur; tis a definite win.
thats a win
hahah lol thats funny!
thats a win!
Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, do what cause a pirate is free!
I think it’s kinda cool
not a chance that is fail. that is epic WIN!!!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!
He’s probably listening to “Aargh and B” on that radio!
I want one!
I thought that was pretty cool… maybe get a smaller pirate steering wheel… the spokes seem to be blocking the windshield…
why the hell is this here? this is a win, surely?
thats on fail thats win