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  1. The Moomin says:

    Hurrah for 80s fashion!

  2. Lord Rogue the Third says:

    That kid’s caused so many deaths from alcohol poisoning.

  3. Aja says:

    I’ve rather gone off beer now.

  4. Shane says:

    I have a T-Shirt like that. It reads ” Drink Till You’re unconscious”.

  5. hahahfirst says:

    FIRST!

  6. Sean says:

    Epic.

  7. Aja says:

    He says: “hey, that’s my beer!”

  8. 小胖子 says:

    Can it be? Pangzi actually made it here early?

  9. Scoobasteve says:

    Im not drunk and i still want that shirt….

  10. carlin says:

    That rivals my friends “she’s fat i’m drunk, it’s on shirt”

  11. Savage angel says:

    the second …a cler example of patience

  12. Scoobasteve says:

    some one get the boy a bib. He drooled on hiz shirt.

  13. Jackie says:

    Ive seen dogs drool less over steak!

  14. Fart in Church says:

    Her beer glass is like a big gulp. Like she was on a blind date, he wore that shirt and she reached for the biggest beer glass in the house, thinkin.. I’m gonna need this much and then some.

  15. Alejandro says:

    welll….. if she’s following the shirts advice… is her dooomsday!!! aww poor girl =( please dunt drink to death!!!

    • T says:

      Um. Patience win. Pretty fail. Where’s HIS beer, and how many inches would he have to poke through her eyeshadow to touch skin?

  16. grannycatflap says:

    He bought that shirt for his dad, but his parents wouldn’t let him in the house when he tried to deliver it

  17. Malicite says:

    This is wrong…

    • DrB says:

      It’s that expectant look that is the worst bit…

      • Avis says:

        *has a shirt that reads “drink ’til he’s cute”*
        *wears it when out at bars occasionally*

        • Malicite says:

          *agrees with Dr.B*

          People who take advantage of the drunk women trouble me a bit.

          That kid is about to start drooling with anticipation. Scary business that girl got herself involved in.

          Avis… *snickers*

          • Avis says:

            Malicite, never work in a bar. You start to get weirdly protective of the customers while still wanting to throttle them.

            • Malicite says:

              *nod nod*
              *squeeze* Morning Avis!

              • Avis says:

                *squeeze* Morning.
                It’s too early to be awake, and my guests got here about an hour ago. They are both sleeping right now, their bus got in at 6am.

                • aikiwaza says:

                  Wow… early guests. I don’t think I could get up that early. Then again I go to bed at 2 am.

                  • Avis says:

                    Their bus left at midnight. But the truly awesome part is… they brought me my favoritest chips!!! I can’t get ‘em here and they brought me SEVEN bags!!!

                    • aikiwaza says:

                      SCORE! So the price for admission is a modest some of chips. What type may I ask?

                      • Avis says:

                        Old Vienna brand Red Hot Ripplets. I call them crack chips. They are highly addictive. They’re kinda like Lay’s brand Flamin’ Hots, but not quite.

                        • aikiwaza says:

                          Ah. A lady who enjoys spice…
                          *falls in love*
                          Velvet you’ve been replaced (not really :) )
                          My favorite chips are Walkers Cajun Squirrel Flavour Potato Crisps, but I haven’t been able to find any in a long while.

                        • Avis says:

                          I tend to eat these ’til my lips are numb from the spices. But then, I’m a glutton for punishment. A bit of advice though, don’t drink a LOT of beer AND eat a LOT of the chips.

                        • aikiwaza says:

                          Consider your advice taken. The chips I love to eat are the type where you start to eat them and you have to keep going because of the burn. I also tend to overload on Assplosion or Dick and Jane hot sauces on my tacos. BTW all these types are real folks (yes including the chips)… not made up. Take a look.

                        • RushFan says:

                          You guys should try Poore Brothers habanero chips. They’ll fuse your retinas! My record is 1.5 bags without a drink. That was painful…

  18. A. Toad says:

    They all are wearing “Hi my name is…” stickers. Perhaps this is some kind of bizarre college singles mixer with a drink-til-you-want-that-guy theme. Shudder.

  19. grannycatflap says:

    Drink till you want to blue me

  20. Avis says:

    That girls looks an awful lot like someone I know. She usually has a beer in her hand too.

  21. Aja says:

    It looks more like she’s throwing up.

  22. Keri says:

    Does her shirt really say “Team Tap That”?!

  23. Mouserz says:

    And here I was thinking it was going to be a picture of that burning monk.

  24. Ruukasu says:

    This should be the WIN of the Month.

  25. MK1K says:

    I lol’d

    • Sparky, Attention Whore/One-Liner Feeder/Lemming/Sniffer of Crayola™ Crayons/¿ı ɯɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ says:

      I lol’d, I crd, it bcme a prt uv me.

  26. The Moomin says:

    If this is a patience win, where are the cascading cards?

  27. John Woods says:

    LOL, is it possible for a chick to drink THAT much! LOL

    RT
    http://www.anonymity.ru.tc

  28. DaddyDope says:

    He def. got it that night!!!!!

  29. Maeve says:

    This photo made my day.

  30. Blue2thFairy says:

    Pffft, when pigs fly.

  31. LEILA for the humane treatment of the criminally insane says:

    *Voice Mail Recording* Hi! I am not available right now. Please leave a message and I will return your call when I get back. Beeeeeeeeeeep!!!!

  32. Jessie Jualo says:

    THIS IS MY MATE ANTONY BASTIANI

  33. Mike says:

    anyone else notice that he sweat through the middle of his shirt?

  34. graymatterz says:

    Unrelated post alert!!! :D

    Anyone remember what that youtube video by the frat kids (i think in a talent show) dancing, in the ‘white suits’ with the ‘floating’ dots, to techno is called? Or possibly a link to?

  35. carol says:

    I know him! Haha! That’s awesome.

  36. Kuroi Ryuu says:

    Drink, baby! Drink! Still 2 fat? Here, have another one! Damn… passed out… NEXT!

  37. RushFan says:

    Hmmm…

  38. Blackneto says:

    That’s how i ended up getting married.

  39. jobiff says:

    is that some emo dude drinking?

    • Ruukasu says:

      It wouldn’t be called a win if it was “some emo dude”. It might be a win to you if you’re gay.

    • Kyttee says:

      Dude, that’s the first thing that crossed my mind after the initial “ew-factor”… that and “hum… does the nametag actually say -lay his bits-? WTF!”

  40. bbillbobbillbob says:

    mmm peanuts

  41. johnny says:

    i hope it paid off and he got some!

  42. ClaymanV says:

    my friends say thats gonna be me in a year or two…

    …and i dont blame them! XD

  43. braaap! says:

    The Budweiser Clydesdales couldn’t haul enough booze for that to happen. :<

  44. Caine says:

    Is it just me, Or does he look like the Numa Numa guy?

  45. Elaine says:

    Ahahahaha!

  46. guy guy says:

    WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

    I hope this isnt considerd spam but this would be the funniest picture I saw in a month

  47. Odd Delarobia says:

    Not-actually-but-claiming-in-case-no-one-else-did-first!

  48. eartrash says:

    Everyone’s an aspiring comedian here!

  49. Hannah says:

    She’s gonna need to drink a hell of a lot more beer! LOL

  50. Martin says:

    It look like an Erasmus initiation.

  51. Nel says:

    HAHAHAHA

  52. Avlee says:

    At least he’s realistic about his prospects?

  53. Kinseth says:

    That’s his rape-face.

  54. Al says:

    He shouldn’t hold his breath. Unless, of course, he can hold it for a very long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.

  55. Carl says:

    lol thats weird…

  56. BUTTERFINGER says:

    Impeccable strategy WIN

  57. Nick says:

    She’ll be blind before she wants him.

    Lawlz

  58. gangbox says:

    Another 3 or 4 pitchers – and it will be time to score!

  59. anonymous says:

    WOW

  60. NightLizard says:

    Poor girl, she would be dead if she drinks so much…..

  61. Frank says:

    also seen a t-shirt that read: “txt me when I’m drunk”

  62. joseph says:

    Does anybody know who that fat bastard is???

  63. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    There could NEVER be enough beer in the world for that! I mean he’s wearing glasses for pete’s sake! As if! I bet you thought the problem with this guy was his t-shirt color. Wrong he’s totally Autumn/Winter.

    #67

  64. Ham says:

    who ever posted this get in touch, i think its my mate lol!!!

  65. larry says:

    William McDonald…FAIL

  66. Matthew L. says:

    rofl I fell out of my chair laughing xD

  67. Carlton says:

    epic win.

  68. Billymeans says:

    Laughed so hard when i read ” Patience Win”

  69. a guy with low confidence and a lack of faith, i think.


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