Comments on: Road Paint Fail http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:40:00 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Lu http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-702779 Lu Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:20:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-702779 Is it me or is that crap on the road?? O_o Is it me or is that crap on the road?? O_o

]]> By: allilol http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-519465 allilol Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:40:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-519465 it could be a divided road. it could be a divided road.

]]> By: Adam http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-503825 Adam Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:08:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-503825 Its not the UK , look at the number plates , I would say Australia. We have grey days too Its not the UK , look at the number plates , I would say Australia. We have grey days too

]]> By: Keith http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-467813 Keith Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:43:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-467813 Unbelievable, actually no, similar things as shitty as this happen here in the Caribbean too!!!! Thing is foreigners who come here and do that kind of shit get millions of dollars to do shit!!! LOL!!!!!! Unbelievable, actually no, similar things as shitty as this happen here in the Caribbean too!!!! Thing is foreigners who come here and do that kind of shit get millions of dollars to do shit!!! LOL!!!!!!

]]> By: John http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-459427 John Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:32:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-459427 That's horse poo... Who would ride a horse on a narrow shoulder? That’s horse poo… Who would ride a horse on a narrow shoulder?

]]> By: I love ted bundy http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-423196 I love ted bundy Sat, 16 May 2009 03:41:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-423196 Nigglets and cream you all suck Nigglets and cream you all suck

]]> By: me http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-421118 me Thu, 14 May 2009 19:40:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-421118 i dont think ive ever seen a van like that in the US tbqh, lol i dont think ive ever seen a van like that in the US tbqh, lol

]]> By: YUMMY http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-412897 YUMMY Sun, 10 May 2009 13:35:22 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-412897 Yummm... Yummm…

]]> By: Ba'lam http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-410200 Ba'lam Fri, 08 May 2009 06:22:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-410200 I'll have to disagree with that. There's also colonic irrigation which I'm sure is what DrB's comment referred to. I’ll have to disagree with that. There’s also colonic irrigation which I’m sure is what DrB’s comment referred to.

]]> By: Dave http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-410136 Dave Fri, 08 May 2009 03:04:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-410136 Yes I agree. For Jane, the point was lost somewhere in that heap. Also, I would congratulate any skunk that could drop a pile that huge. Yes I agree. For Jane, the point was lost somewhere in that heap. Also, I would congratulate any skunk that could drop a pile that huge.

]]> By: HanZio http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-407696 HanZio Wed, 06 May 2009 19:42:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-407696 now thats some lovely softice now thats some lovely softice

]]> By: Edmund Stein http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-402001 Edmund Stein Sun, 03 May 2009 17:37:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-402001 Note to self: Import some skunks to U.K. Note to self: Import some skunks to U.K.

]]> By: JackSh*t http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-401704 JackSh*t Sun, 03 May 2009 12:54:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-401704 You don't know me. You don’t know me.

]]> By: Jose Cuervo http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-401058 Jose Cuervo Sat, 02 May 2009 16:27:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-401058 It's horse shit actually. It’s horse shit actually.

]]> By: TheSilentDuck http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-400530 TheSilentDuck Sat, 02 May 2009 00:38:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-400530 I'm guessing you guys are in America. The comment posted times are out. It's 1:34am here in England. I’m guessing you guys are in America. The comment posted times are out. It’s 1:34am here in England.

]]> By: TheSilentDuck http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-400525 TheSilentDuck Sat, 02 May 2009 00:33:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-400525 New to FB- seems pretty awesome here... *waves nervously* Cookie anyone? New to FB- seems pretty awesome here…

*waves nervously*

Cookie anyone?

]]> By: Bill http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-400519 Bill Sat, 02 May 2009 00:25:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-400519 I used to stripe roads and frankly painting over shit is small potatoes. I've painted over snakes, squirrels, cats, and once a deer (small doe laying on a centerline skip) among other things. I laughed my ass off looking back at that bloated deer carcass with a yellow stripe over it's stomach. I used to stripe roads and frankly painting over shit is small potatoes. I’ve painted over snakes, squirrels, cats, and once a deer (small doe laying on a centerline skip) among other things. I laughed my ass off looking back at that bloated deer carcass with a yellow stripe over it’s stomach.

]]> By: Ultimadonut http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-400518 Ultimadonut Sat, 02 May 2009 00:24:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-400518 The brown is pretty hazy The brown is pretty hazy

]]> By: EGV http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-399755 EGV Fri, 01 May 2009 16:13:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-399755 Someone's been really lazy. Someone’s been really lazy.

]]> By: rQ http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-398883 rQ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:10:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-398883 could be also Australia, Japan, India, South Africa or any other of the not -so-few countries with left-hand traffic could be also Australia, Japan, India, South Africa or any other of the not -so-few countries with left-hand traffic

]]> By: Alec http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-398851 Alec Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:36:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-398851 I was talking to jane....u ight rob I was talking to jane….u ight rob

]]> By: Alec http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-398850 Alec Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:35:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-398850 Uhm are u aware that is a 1 way road? Uhm are u aware that is a 1 way road?

]]> By: MarkFL http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397371 MarkFL Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:35:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397371 I actually saw almost the same thing when they resurfaced our parking lot. They painted a line over a stray leaf. I actually saw almost the same thing when they resurfaced our parking lot. They painted a line over a stray leaf.

]]> By: Anniebunny http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397370 Anniebunny Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:34:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397370 Yes...snickerdoodles are a favorite here...help yourself! Yes…snickerdoodles are a favorite here…help yourself!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397356 PoodleGroomer Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:54:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397356 Kiwi fruit. Kiwi fruit.

]]> By: ckwon11 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397354 ckwon11 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:45:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397354 almost as SHITTY a pun as the paint job lololololol almost as SHITTY a pun as the paint job
lololololol

]]> By: bardiche http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397305 bardiche Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:08:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397305 "applause" supernerd42 clears the matter with concise explanation welldone “applause” supernerd42 clears the matter with concise explanation

welldone

]]> By: hannahanahannahan banna http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397298 hannahanahannahan banna Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:00:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397298 what a shitty paint job ;) what a shitty paint job ;)

]]> By: pnjunction http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397267 pnjunction Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:29:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397267 Exactly what I thought. Looks like they really got in there. Exactly what I thought. Looks like they really got in there.

]]> By: supernerd42 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397246 supernerd42 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:54:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397246 do you have snickerdoodles? if so, can i have one? plz plz plz plz do you have snickerdoodles? if so, can i have one? plz plz plz plz

]]> By: supernerd42 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397244 supernerd42 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:51:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397244 points at ur mom OHHHHH BURN!!! points at ur mom OHHHHH BURN!!!

]]> By: supernerd42 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397243 supernerd42 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:50:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397243 hee hee! hoboken! i <3 hobos! hee hee! hoboken! i <3 hobos!

]]> By: supernerd42 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397242 supernerd42 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:49:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397242 thing, not thread. i believe that you mean was, not wants. irrigating is to bring water to your crops. IRRITATING, on the other hand, is the word you are looking for. thing, not thread. i believe that you mean was, not wants. irrigating is to bring water to your crops. IRRITATING, on the other hand, is the word you are looking for.

]]> By: Rob http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397201 Rob Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:59:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397201 No, that's not the UK. It can be the US. The "white" dash in the road is called a "skip" and it's white. That means it's a two lane road. Same direction. If it was yellow, then it would be opposite directions. No, that’s not the UK. It can be the US. The “white” dash in the road is called a “skip” and it’s white. That means it’s a two lane road. Same direction. If it was yellow, then it would be opposite directions.

]]> By: joed293 http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397106 joed293 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:34:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397106 did anyone else notice this is in uk lol only here could people be stupis enough to paint over horse crap did anyone else notice this is in uk lol
only here could people be stupis enough to paint over horse crap

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397098 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:27:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397098 PITS and wiggles. . Maybe you have to be dead and buried to get that one ... PITS and wiggles.
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Maybe you have to be dead and buried to get that one …

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397094 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:24:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397094 *tries the puff, puff pass trick, but then realizes he doesn't breathe* *just passes it along* *tries the puff, puff pass trick, but then realizes he doesn’t breathe*
*just passes it along*

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397086 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:21:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397086 *hides, not wanting to get painted himself* *hides, not wanting to get painted himself*

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397081 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:16:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397081 As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 ... We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699
…
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I’ve churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397079 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:11:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397079 *jealous of that flying trick Jam performs so easily* *wonders if he could talk anyone into throwing his decaying corpse off a tall building in order to try to experience flight himself* *quickly loses patience and simply resumes rolling in grave* *jealous of that flying trick Jam performs so easily*
*wonders if he could talk anyone into throwing his decaying corpse off a tall building in order to try to experience flight himself*
*quickly loses patience and simply resumes rolling in grave*

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-397073 ZombieApocalypse Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:06:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-397073 *points back* *points back*

]]> By: Tenma_sensei http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396979 Tenma_sensei Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:52:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396979 ha. Poop ha. Poop

]]> By: Pampo http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396916 Pampo Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:41:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396916 I think it's Bull-Shit I think it’s Bull-Shit

]]> By: *anonamiss speaker* http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396891 *anonamiss speaker* Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:19:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396891 there is definetly a bad pun in there some were... there is definetly a bad pun in there some were…

]]> By: Zoë http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396794 Zoë Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396794 The winner of the "It's not my job" award goes to.... The winner of the “It’s not my job” award goes to….

]]> By: RiderLeangle http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396779 RiderLeangle Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:17:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396779 And you thought your road-workers were crappy. And you thought your road-workers were crappy.

]]> By: TheJoe http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396764 TheJoe Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:12:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396764 I can see the conversation now.... "Move that before you paint there." "You move it." "I'm not moving it. I'm not the one painting." "I'm not moving it. I'm a painter, not a turd transporter." And that's where 'skunk turd' comes from. I can see the conversation now….

“Move that before you paint there.”
“You move it.”
“I’m not moving it. I’m not the one painting.”
“I’m not moving it. I’m a painter, not a turd transporter.”

And that’s where ’skunk turd’ comes from.

]]> By: Cloral http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396529 Cloral Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:58:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396529 I dare say that's a pretty shitty paint job. I dare say that’s a pretty shitty paint job.

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396463 DrB Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:04:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396463 Yeah, this whole thread wants irrigating. Yeah, this whole thread wants irrigating.

]]> By: LotteryCalifornia http://failblog.org/2009/04/29/road-paint-fail/#comment-396458 LotteryCalifornia Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:01:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15861#comment-396458 hahahahahaha... incredible! hahahahahaha… incredible!

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