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Can anyone spare a servant for a day? That might help here?
I’m not scraping up that sh**
NOSES!
thats not normal shit thats skunk shit
It’s clearly the UK (see what side the cars are driving on, coupled with the grey weather… and we don’t have skunks over here, it’s most likely a horse as they’re ridden reguarly in the countryside.
well aint this a bunch of shit
Looks like shit of a different color!
The paint definitely helps it blend in…especially for the bike riders!
Double dare fail my god!
there is definetly a bad pun in there some were…
almost as SHITTY a pun as the paint job
lololololol
I don’t know about the UK but in the USA some roads are separated by a median. on those rodes you can drive on 2 different lanes separated by a striped white line. If someone was in one lane taking a picture i would move over to the left to avoid them.
i dont think ive ever seen a van like that in the US tbqh, lol
Looks like you really know your shit!!!
All these shit puns are starting to get a bit weird now.
Yeah, this whole thread wants irrigating.
thing, not thread. i believe that you mean was, not wants. irrigating is to bring water to your crops. IRRITATING, on the other hand, is the word you are looking for.
“applause” supernerd42 clears the matter with concise explanation
welldone
I’ll have to disagree with that. There’s also colonic irrigation which I’m sure is what DrB’s comment referred to.
i think the skunk shit reference is because it has a white stripe down the middle and not the animal it came from
Yes I agree. For Jane, the point was lost somewhere in that heap. Also, I would congratulate any skunk that could drop a pile that huge.
No, that’s not the UK. It can be the US. The “white” dash in the road is called a “skip” and it’s white. That means it’s a two lane road. Same direction. If it was yellow, then it would be opposite directions.
I was talking to jane….u ight rob
Uhm are u aware that is a 1 way road?
could be also Australia, Japan, India, South Africa or any other of the not -so-few countries with left-hand traffic
Note to self: Import some skunks to U.K.
Its not the UK , look at the number plates , I would say Australia. We have grey days too
it could be a divided road.
I think it’s Bull-Shit
*points at Muckrak3r’s nickname*
*joins in the pointing*
*points to ceiling*
muckrak3r. Muck Raker – surely you should be cleaning this up eh?
You are not all from Hoboken, are you?
hee hee! hoboken! i <3 hobos!
*doesn’t see the point but points anyway*
*points to the point*
See? right there! Oh I need a pedicure!
*points to ground*
*points back*
points at ur mom OHHHHH BURN!!!
*brings out the old ‘I’m rubber you’re glue’ counter-attack.*
*slams head against counter*
*comforts counter*
Did it call your mom names, Zidane?
Poo fail!
Actually, a poo win
Because, as we all know, poo all around the globe dreams about getting some white paint.
At least most of it is undercover. Unlike those guys…
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would have done the same…
Quantity or quality?!
Matter of opinion.
Actually both: Produce a poo of that quantity AND quality – and than paint it…
Time for my break!
That’s what I call a shit*y job.
I hope that picture was taken with massive zoom… otherwise eww ;(
Exactly what I thought. Looks like they really got in there.
Lol thats actually kinda fun XD
I agree. Poo-painting is better than video games! Kids these days and their fancy electronic games. All we needed was some horsesh*t and a can of white paint and we could entertain ourselves.
good work!
Well worked out!
We can work it out!
I’ve been working on it!
Works sucks!
s in da bukkit… score 1 to jam.
*jams* score 2 to drb.
Didja hear the one about the mathmatician with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.
Sorry CWR…4:32 down there!
I’m just mystified that you didn’t put that joke up here with the “work it” theme going on…
That’s what made me think of it! But I was too embaressed to pop it this high up! Hehehe
*is now embarrassed*
Aww don’t be, DrB…*offers cookies* Its ok.
Hey there, Anniebunny (very nice of you). So…which flavours do you have on offer today/night?
chocolate chip always..and today oatmeal raisin.
Oh yum. Well, I do have a weakness for baking…umm, would one of each be smiled upon?
Yes
How are you doing? And I just told the joke to my daughter…hehe
Delicious! *he wiscious* Okay, if chilly! You?
)
(hehe mine likes it also
do you have snickerdoodles? if so, can i have one? plz plz plz plz
Yes…snickerdoodles are a favorite here…help yourself!
Is it worth it, let me work it…
(Hello jam! Good to see you on a Moominless wednesday!)
Work with it!
(Hi Arthur, it’s lunch and I’m skiving. *squeezes to all*)
*squeezes back*
So you’ll be gone again soon?
Sorry but yes.
I should do some work though since I’ve done bugger all for the last 2 weeks.
Then I hope you get a lot done today so we can enjoy your presence tomorrow!
Gotta fly peeps.
*waves*
Bye!
*jealous of that flying trick Jam performs so easily*
*wonders if he could talk anyone into throwing his decaying corpse off a tall building in order to try to experience flight himself*
*quickly loses patience and simply resumes rolling in grave*
so we will be Moomin-less and Jam-less?? awww. Good morning Arthur!
Yeah, it’s sad. Good day to you!
I’m off for a bit myself…I’m the family chauffer…chauffor…chaff….mini van driver.
*puts more chaff in the nosebag*
I can imagine the horse pulling the paint car which is painting the stripes on the road:)
Ew is that shit? I would’ve went around it all together.
Symptoms of white line fever include (but are not limited to) explosive diarrhea…
Judging from the vehicles, this appears to be someplace in Europe – stupid Americans! HA! (Thought I’d beat Diane to the punch).
Judging by the pile of manour on the road, I’d say this is my dear old Romania. One of the few places you can still se a horse-drawn cart next to a Jag on the same road.
Judging by old fails I agree that this must be Romania. You people have a distinct failing pattern…
I agree. You should see the one with the horse-drawn cart at a McDonalds drive-through.
My Romanian USB stick tells me that Romanians drive on the right-hand-side of the road.
*looks proudly at USB stick*
My knowledge of previous Romanian fails tells me that Romanians not always do what they should when they’re driving or parking…
It’s not as bad as Cairo or Bombay, but pretty close. Still, cardboardmousemat makes a very valid point. I don’t know how I missed that. *hangs head in shame. hunches shoulders and leaves thread”.
*replaces “manour” with “manure”* my English is cr*p *sigh*
To the Manure Born.
Actually, if it weren’t for the European van I might’ve guessed some part of Pennsylvania where Amish Mennonite communities are extant – but no, they wouldn’t stand for this type of shoddy work…
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699
…
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I’ve churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
It’s just biopaint, hard to avoid getting chunks in the paint.
5 Stars, Cloud! Hahaha
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*is not a fan of their sunscreen!*
Eww, they got paint all over the turds. Now someone has to clean them.
Oh sh…
Okay, I’ma apologize right up front for this one…
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Didya hear about the constipated mathematician??
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He worked it out with a pencil.
*roffles*
*squeeze*
Not squeezed out by the way!
*squeeze*
Wow!! You’ve been working hard on that! *is floored*
It’s taking some time here! We are a constipated group of people you know.
Really? I’d suggest a date then, but I know you’ve gotta go! Hehe
Hey!
Just one minute apart…
Apology accepted
*snickers*
hehehe Horsey just SHARTED!!!! Poo jokes r still funny!
holy shit!
(mahaha)
Theories:
#1-someone took a crap while driving the paint machine
#2-The paint machine was in a hot pursuit of a crap & run fugitive.
#3-The operator was in a hurry. He did the same to a roadkill, a cat and a hitchhicker.
,,|,, you man, im still tryin to get the paint off
I literally lol’d at that. xD
#3…..
This fail is absolutely inevitable.
When the line-marker is horsedrawn.
ellipsis fail.
bukkit please
reminds me of bruce coburn song. If anyone paints over
a pile of shit does any one see it. Or is it a tree falls
in the forest does anyone hear.
horse shit?
Kiwi fruit.
Do none of you guys think about the photographer?
how close did he get to the sh*t to get that angle =O
Ever heard of zoom?!?
Even if he didn’t zoom.. It’s made with a so called ‘landscape’ lens.. He’s probably still 1M away from it. And any photographer that is good doesn’t cares how close he needs to get to shit or any other thing that stinks.
Like supermodels?
Something like that yes
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Good day Arthur!
I’m half way there! I stink like sh*t already, but no modeling contracts as yet. Granny’s waiting for the big time.
twelve o’clock?
Hiya granny! Been a while… We missed your dirty comments!
Hey Arthur, missing FB bad, boss is back in the country and I have to work again
Hey! Welcome! Where’ve you been!? Alright – not going all the way until you get it big time…I love your committment!
Hey DR B! Working hard apparently, plus we only have 18 working days this month! woo hoo! Lots of public holidays which is awesome.
Modeling yes, waiting for the big time before I get all my kit of you know
*off
Hi! How are you?
O.k. 7 days to go
but besides that I’m totally fine.
I’m kinda looking forward to next Tuesday. You’re gonna freak out, I think.
I will not be on failblog for about 3-4 days..Maybe more.. :’(
I will double my posts when I come back!
Don’t worry, it won’t be as bad as you think. We’ll be waiting for you after you get back.
Start collecting a stash of food to sneak into the hospital now!
I already did when I was a dragonfly yesterday.
Euhm, yeah…
Could be faked :3
Oh yes. I can pick that faux-turd anywhere.
Next time you do.. Can you bring some for me?
PETT are really keen on this stuff.
But it looks so fresh…
…and it rubs-in so well…
…and makes you invisible to the Predator.
*laughs
*
If it smells, we can paint it!
*hides, not wanting to get painted himself*
I think this is more of an “unpleasant” then a fail. Realistically what is the road crew going to do?
Although I have to say the could have been a little less rude and found a better spot to “paint the road”, so to speak.
Or, install a brush on the linepainter.. So they clean the floor right in front of the paint.. That way the road is clean from shit like this.. But the sand in front of it is also removed.. And by removing the sand the line last longer.
Shit happens.
holy crap thats funny
what a shitty road
WIN for the one who had the guts to get really close taking this picture.
Or is it a FAIl then?
*Uses powers to turn ‘l’ into a big one*
“FAI1″?
It depends. Did he sneeze?
I want to go home.. It’s not even 3PM!!
The guy who took this photo was photoshopped into position.
There aren’t skinks in the UK? Whhhaaaa?! I didn’t know.
It’s true. there are only slaan and kroxigors.
I’ve a funny feeling noone’s gonna get that joke…
Count me in!
??
Warhammer!
When the river runs red, take the dirt track
…and place it in the river.
*agrees* bath towels are your friend.
Kinky
Dirty
Sexy
Messy
Sorry about that…
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
Absolutely.
Ewwwww, Granny!
*secretly giggles*
(Welcome back – missed your unique brand of humor!)
Thanks Judy! Missing FB. Pesky dirty naughty work
That would be a shitty place to get a DWI.
dirty wet innie?
(hiya B2th!)
*hi fives*
*high*
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puff, puff pass
*Down low*
Too slow!
*sigh*
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puff, puff pass
*tries the puff, puff pass trick, but then realizes he doesn’t breathe*
*just passes it along*
Thanks for reminding me and making work that much worse
*tokes*
*forgets*
ha ha turd road
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads…
bat country
*looks to the skies*
No oasis here to see…
*passes granny a spatula*
For the bats.
*beats wildly*
back to your cave!
*lifts skirt*
haha i just snorted my (diet) coke….
I’d walk off the line SOLELY because I wouldn’t want to get shit on my SHOES.
(puns in 3…2..1…???)
I hope people don’t want to give me the BOOT for that bad pun…
*gives Chaz a BOOT*
You deserved it.
OW! *Rubs ass in humble shame*
Thanks, I needed that.
Since you shat your pants down here..
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And covered it up with white paint you will have to pay for the cleaning of my boots.
*paints them black*
Looks like I don’t need to pay! Yay!
Gaynorvader took care of it for me. Thanks!
*paints Chaz_Festerbottom happy*
^_^ I’m tickled pink!
They where orange you miserable piece of (…)!!
*looks confused, hands Hairy two oranges*
Ah, nice. That covers the damage..
*starts peeling an orange*
How are the oranges?
Surprisingly tasty.
*squeezes out another orange, offers to C_F*
And no you can’t have a piece.. You took a crap on my boots.
*thinks*
Ah, it wasn’t that bad.
*Shares an orange with Chaz*
Thanks for the orange!
*omnomnomnom*
Mmm! Hairy was right!
This IS surprisingly tasty ^_^
*eyes Hairy and Chez suspiciously, sniffs orange, makes a face*
*sniffs orange too*
*Finds that it smells like a normal orange*
But it DOES taste really good =D
*finds humans strange, wanders off to eat some bats*
*Jumps up*
Suprise! Happy birthday!
*gives gaynorvader a rather large gift*
It’s a square M of dead bats!
*eyes well up with tears*
Thanks man, you remembered!
You really thought I would forget your birthday?!
Well it does only come once on an acorn.
I couldn’t have said that any better.
*sneaks up behind Chaz*
BOO!
AH!!!! OMG! You scared the shit outta me!
That’s ok, we’ll just cover it up with some of this white paint.
*paints it white*
So this was the same horse as yesterday?
This is like defacing a Picaso. I am sure the artist would throw a fit about it.
I’ve always wanted to defaecate on a Picasso.
Dare I ask why?
Hi Leila.
Just for giggles. It’d really annoy a whole bunch of people!
You mean “sh*ts and giggles”?
I did toy with the idea, but it was a bit punny.
Fits and wiggles
PITS and wiggles.
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Maybe you have to be dead and buried to get that one …
I see a horse turd and I want to paint it white.
No colors anymore, I want them to turn white.
What I find most disturbing is that it’s a complete waste of good compost. It’s been tainted.
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I am trying to forget that poop is used to grow stuff I eat on a daily basis.
At least you don’t eat ham. There’s been a lot of poop there before.
Poop has a unique texture, a pleasant aroma and a fine flavour!
I won’t even ask how you know this.
Poop = Mashed Potatoes or “Potato-Slop”
I will! How do you know this? Guess it was the same movie, eh?
2 girls, one….
Oh wowzers! I drew an angry cellphone when I wasn’t doing anything else
Hi Hairy. My computer isn’t cooperating today so I don’t know if I am posting doubles and what the heck are you talking about?
Oh i just wanted to let you all know that I drew an angry cellphone..
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How are you?
*looms*
What’s it angry about?
About high the high sms costs..
In Ireland you get free SMS for 30 days when you top up by 20 euro, he should move here. Although then he’d be angry about the price of everything else…
*Takes of his suit, is now wearing a bodybuilder outfit*
DATS NAT SUPPOOST TO BE HIEER!
*Lifts this comment up to where it was supposed to be… A reply on LEILA’s post: Hi Hairy.. And so on…*
REALLY WHAT THE FUDGE! this was not a reply before i posted this!
No shit!
*speaks pompously*
Such language in this FAIL. I believe a more distinguished discussion is in order. I believe this speaks to a morale problem amongst government employees. This requires prompt attention, lest our very society begin to crumble around us.
This calls for a committee….
hahahahahaha… incredible!
I dare say that’s a pretty shitty paint job.
I can see the conversation now….
“Move that before you paint there.”
“You move it.”
“I’m not moving it. I’m not the one painting.”
“I’m not moving it. I’m a painter, not a turd transporter.”
And that’s where ‘skunk turd’ comes from.
And you thought your road-workers were crappy.
The winner of the “It’s not my job” award goes to….
ha. Poop
did anyone else notice this is in uk lol
only here could people be stupis enough to paint over horse crap
what a shitty paint job
I actually saw almost the same thing when they resurfaced our parking lot. They painted a line over a stray leaf.
Someone’s been really lazy.
New to FB- seems pretty awesome here…
*waves nervously*
Cookie anyone?
The brown is pretty hazy
I used to stripe roads and frankly painting over shit is small potatoes. I’ve painted over snakes, squirrels, cats, and once a deer (small doe laying on a centerline skip) among other things. I laughed my ass off looking back at that bloated deer carcass with a yellow stripe over it’s stomach.
I’m guessing you guys are in America. The comment posted times are out. It’s 1:34am here in England.
It’s horse shit actually.
You don’t know me.
now thats some lovely softice
Yummm…
Nigglets and cream you all suck
That’s horse poo… Who would ride a horse on a narrow shoulder?
Unbelievable, actually no, similar things as shitty as this happen here in the Caribbean too!!!! Thing is foreigners who come here and do that kind of shit get millions of dollars to do shit!!! LOL!!!!!!
Is it me or is that crap on the road?? O_o
I LOVE PPOO
house ? cow? awful!