Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos. Share fails, pwns, and owns with the world on FAIL Blog.
 

« Previous | Next »

Name Fail


fail owned pwned pictures

Submitted by Diego M

Incorrect source or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

» 416 Failures in Communication

  1. j-roll says:

    First

  2. Soulcrun says:

    Lol!

  3. Lord Rogue the Third says:

    His best friends are Mike Hawk and Heywood Jablomie.

  4. Failtruza says:

    Seems like fake

    • Lord Rogue the Third says:

      It does, unfortunately.

      • LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

        Fake or not, it’s still funny. :D

        • matt says:

          It reeks of photoshopness. The colors of the fonts are different— waaaayy different.

          I hate to be one of those crying “photoshop” but it really does kinda ruin the funny IMO when you can tell it’s faked.

          • Gustav says:

            It doesn’t reek of photoshop at all. It’s not a screengrab, it’s a photo of a TV – you aren’t going to get perfect consistent colours.

            By fake, I think Failtruza meant the guy told the media a fake name, not that the picture is faked.

    • Malicite says:

      No no…that’s not the real Chandler Bing…just his southern cousin.

    • Gustav says:

      Agreed. Considering every single google hit on his name results in an article about this picture, I’d say, yes, it’s fake.

      • N/A says:

        Yet oddly enough when I look him up I find a phone listing for Mike Litoris in Norcross, Georgia. Perhaps we should give him a call and tell him he’s fake.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Smells like steak? Sorry, I’m hungry, espcially after this Fail

  5. LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

    So, what about Mike Litoris?

  6. DrB says:

    No wonder the banks are in trouble…if Mike Litoris can become a homeowner.

  7. Lord Rogue the Third says:

    Strangely, if you look at his squinty eyes and tilt your head a bit…

  8. Hairy says:

    Woa! i didn’t notice there was a new fail.

  9. jobiff says:

    what about his clitoris?

  10. jomarthegreat says:

    if this is indeed real, i wonder if he realizes how his name sounds.

    • Starfish says:

      I’m pretty sure he’d figure it out.

      • Lord Rogue the Third says:

        I dunno. Maybe he doesn’t know what a clitoris is. Those scraggly teeth and that facial hair won’t exactly attract any ladies.

        • LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

          Ah, but there is always someone … for everyone.

      • LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

        He shouldn’t shorten his name. Should be Michael Litoris. I think it’s a parent FAIL in my mind. :D

        • Lord Rogue the Third says:

          Say that fast enough and it’ll still sound like “My Clitoris.”

          • WhoaNellie, Grand Supreme Imperial Sovereign Yotkenator and Occasional Neurologist says:

            Yep.

            • Hairy says:

              Who is going to say a name like that fast?

            • LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

              Well, maybe he DID have clitoris at one point. His name is a way of being upfront about it.

              • WhoaNellie, Grand Supreme Imperial Sovereign Yotkenator and Occasional Neurologist says:

                Those sex change operations are getting more amazing all the time…

                • LEILA for the humane treatment of those who feel like they've diagonally parked in a parallel universe. says:

                  NATGEO was so close to showing the whole procedure once. YIKES!!! I am a woman and I don’t know how a man can let his penis get sliced and diced and formed into something…I don’t even know what the end product is.

        • Daisy says:

          I’m also hearing the word ‘lick’ in Michael Litoris… Probably just me though.

      • jomarthegreat says:

        either that or someone would figure it out for him.

    • e says:

      If it’s pronounced the way the name is pronounced where I live (and by the looks of the background in that screenshot, he might actually be from my city), it’s pronounced something akin to luh-TORE-us.

      • e says:

        Excuse me while I fail myself. I missed four words in your post, and read it as “I wonder how his name sounds.” I blame the migraine.

  11. binda says:

    There is just no way that’s his real name. Nice joke though.

  12. Leto says:

    At least his name is not Chris Litoris…

  13. Hairy says:

    I’m hungry. The 2 oranges where not enough for me..

  14. freckleyredhead says:

    I don’t get it. Would someone please explain?

  15. Soulcrun says:

    A homeowner (= homo-ner). xD

  16. grannycatflap says:

    So this is what we were supposed to find? What’s the big deal?
    Nature’s rubix cube my ass.

  17. Aja says:

    He has a boat, too.

  18. nihixul says:

    Google “litoris ktvu”. It was the name the guy gave the news crew. However trying to find other records of that name comes up empty, so he likely did make it up. Still a bit of a fail by the news channel to not notice the joke being played on them.

    • ZombieApocalypse says:

      Nice deduction professor buzzkill. How long did you have to study to become that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?

  19. Notu says:

    Needs a shave.

  20. michel v says:

    REPOST FAIL.

    This is so OLD…

  21. Closet says:

    Am I the only one wondering how big his clitoris must be?

  22. Hairy says:

    Soup warms your soul!

  23. ElBarto says:

    “Is this Moe’s Tavern? I’d like to speak to a Mr. Litoris. First name Mike.”

  24. Nilla says:

    This reminds me of the Peter File joke.

    • Closet says:

      Peter File = petrified? Oo

      • HellHathNoFury says:

        Um…..no.

      • Nilla says:

        No. Peter File = Pedophile, its a joke on the IT crowd. But I heard Americans pronounce it “Ped a file” so it doesn’t work there, here its pronounced “Peed o file” which when Peter File is said quick enough, sounds like that.
        Explaining things make them less funny.

        • parasomnia says:

          when you get them, it does make them less funny. when you don’t, it might open new possibilities.
          i got it, but explaining jokes is underrated.

  25. Iskandar says:

    While Mr. Litoris here may be a fake, I grew up with a Michael Hunt. Always Michael. Never Mike.
    Not his mother’s fault, directly. She remarried when he was young.

    • Brewski says:

      Some parents can be cruel. I went to school with a Robin Hood (female).

      • Ms B says:

        I know a guy with the last name Bates. People in high school would call him Master…

        • HellHathNoFury says:

          I work with a guy named Justin Teim. Too bad he’s always late.

          • ZombieApocalypse says:

            Since we’re on the topic of interesting names (given by hippie parents on LSD I guess) …
            .
            I once knew someone with the last name of Marrow. First name Tom. True story!

            • parasomnia says:

              im a parent, done lsd and a bit hippie yes, and never would come up with that nor on lsd or anything….

              this is just parents with poor reasoning, conective or dedutive abilities.

              for our amusement…

              • parasomnia says:

                there are some real names i know. but make sense in my country and language.

                so is “explaning a joke” a theme? or i just flush the toilet with those

                *flushes*

  26. jsingleton says:

    dude this is nothing my friends dad’s name is mike hunt yeah say that fast and see what it sounds like lol

    • Gustav says:

      OMG! LOL! I never heard of that before!

      I’m glad I just emerged from the cave I’ve been living in for 50 years.

    • ZombieApocalypse says:

      How’s his brother York?
      ;-)

      • parasomnia says:

        york might as well be the brillinat of the family and developed sinister ways of anullating the capacity of reading post at leasat to the half… to see we all know how it sounds…

        so york might be making money huh?? maybe he provides them withplaces with pleasures inside and charges, or only makes good pr0n so the kids only have time to watch the image and post a crap that has been posted before…

  27. LotoTexas says:

    haaaaaaa…. get a name

  28. Hairy says:

    Holy smokes!! It’s 5:30PM time for me to go home! yaaay! My weekend starts early this week! Till monday. From teusday Till next monday i will not be here, but in the hospital..
    BYE!

  29. lollipopgurl101 says:

    it took me a minute but then i was like rofl+lmao+omgwtfbacon? which equals mental breakdown incase u were wondering…..

  30. capt. awesome says:

    Bart: Hey, I’m looking for a Mr. Litoris. First name Mike.
    Moe: Let me check. Hey everybody! Mike Litoris. I’m looking for Mike Litoris. Has anybody seen Mike Litoris?

  31. m00f00 says:

    Where does Mike live? My wife keeps telling me I need to find him.

  32. Cam says:

    1′d for being win, again.

  33. heald says:

    i think this is more of a win because i doubt thats his real name. kinda like “mike hawk” or “mike hunt”. its just funny that he got the news to put that on tv. but it that is his real name then yes, fail.

  34. anonymous says:

    I’m sorry to ask, and I know this must be an annoying question, but how do I get a custom avatar?

  35. Bob says:

    Mike Auck.

    • ZombieApocalypse says:

      You misspelled “Hawk”.
      *wonders if he just destroyed someone’s self-esteem, having outsmarted him despite being DEAD*

  36. Arthur Eld says:

    Good luck to Loma R.! You’ll win the Kindle, I’m sure!

  37. CavsWin says:

    Dude that guy lives here in the San Francisco Bay Area lolz. That’s KTVU Fox 2’s logo.

  38. doan says:

    Is he related to Heywood Jablome in any way?

  39. RiderLeangle says:

    Could have been worse. His parents could have named him Chris, Then’d he’d be C. Litoris

  40. dumdum says:

    he he.. more like homo-ner.

  41. Alexandre says:

    name fail? r u kidding? major win here!

  42. Puck says:

    His friends call him Mulva.

  43. djnforce9 says:

    This name reminds me of those pranks Bart Simpson pulls on Moe.

    (e.g. Mike Rotch, Mike Rotch, has anybody seen Mike Rotch??)

  44. Squeal says:

    I bet he said that on purpose and his real name is Joe Smith. He’s just really cool for saying his name is Mike Litoris!

    WIN.

  45. Aja says:

    And his wife is called Dolores.

  46. Lulz says:

    Old shit

  47. Joey says:

    I dont get it.

  48. I would say less “name fail” and more “spotting a fake name fail”. The person who took his name, the people who produced the interview, and the person who made the graphic at the bottom… not one noticed.

  49. mearize says:

    failsauce. bahahahahhahahahah.

  50. HellHathNoFury says:

    The TOFU license plate got rejected, but somehow this name went through hospital staff and county records without being stopped?
    On the other hand, newscasters rarely ask for ID when taking short interviews, so no doubt this guy gave a fake name.

  51. Kodiak says:

    YAY I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!
    (o) (o)
    >-Y-<
    ^

    Compyooter cat is watching me masturbate!

  52. fpage77 says:

    Well at least his name isn’t Mike Ballsacs

  53. :D says:

    OMG ITS KTVU CHANNEL TWO! SF! SF!

    haha but srsly that sux

  54. super says:

    LOL! i finally get it!
    its supposed to be “my clitoris”
    lol thats funny, took me like 5 mins to get it tho

  55. Gabriel says:

    Actually, that’s a Name WIn!

  56. SH313 says:

    I don’t get it, sadly. I FAIL!!

  57. alicia says:

    i really doubt thats his real name, but i guess you never know

  58. Elle says:

    I’d say this is a win.

  59. slupine says:

    I’d say less “name fail” and more “fake name win”. lol

  60. bob says:

    It’s Latin. The guy’s name literally means “Mike of the shore”.

  61. James says:

    Ha, that’s great!

  62. LordRune says:

    I actually know a guy who’s name is Mike Hunt. These two should meet.

  63. CLITORIS says:

    MY CLITORIS!CLITORISCLITORISCLITORISCLITORISCLITORISCLITORISCLITORISCLITORIS

  64. Scrappy_Coco says:

    Porn name win!

  65. Dave says:

    I SENT THIS TO YOU GUYS 2 MONTHS AGO!!!!!

    WRONG POST FAIL

  66. td0663r says:

    this guy looks familiar…

  67. John says:

    … i don’t get it

  68. kacky says:

    There is such a guy, I found him in the phone book. I wonder if he changes the name himself though

  69. Jason says:

    i dont get it….
    would someone please explain to me?

  70. The Salad says:

    I have to argue that this is actually a WIN

  71. Terry Tsurugi says:

    Name win.

    News report fact check and edit fail.

  72. Sean says:

    He probably married Connie Lingus. Hope she didn’t take his last name :P

  73. PDXCHawk says:

    Fake name win!

  74. Whitney says:

    Haha. Do you think he’s friends with Mike Hunt??

  75. skabb says:

    i think he’s friends with Herb Reathstinks, Eric Shun and Mike Rakhabit

  76. jamz says:

    man, i dont get it o_o

  77. Kevin says:

    This is obviously photoshopped becasue the font changes

  78. mememo says:

    i dont get it

  79. Jessy says:

    lol It took me a minute to get it

  80. pachi says:

    MIIIIIIIKE.

  81. Stephyy says:

    Mom look! Mike Litoris is on TV!!

  82. Calculate900 says:

    I wonder if he’s friends with Willie Stroker?

  83. lols says:

    WEll i think its more fail that hes a home owner yetttt, LOOK BEHIND HIm NOOO HOME OHH NOOOOOESS!!!!!!

    • n2guns says:

      *queitly slips from behind lols desk and make an attemp at unsticking his ‘T’ and ‘O’ keys*

      • n2guns says:

        *then slips back into the darkness while quickly putting an ‘S’ behind the word ‘MAKE’ above*

  84. l says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  85. teri says:

    EDIT FAIL

  86. Kaciaaaa says:

    I dont get it……..

  87. Isje says:

    hahaha Name Win XD

  88. Nibbles says:

    Oh puh-lease. You know he gave a fake name. Everybody knows that. He might as well have just gone with “Mike Hunt.”
    This is a fail on the part of the news station.

  89. DumbMindedWoman says:

    Not bad as his wife name, Carolyn litoris.

  90. HAHAHAHA NO WAY! Was this seriously on tv?

  91. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    I call “no way”!

    #46

  92. pallsa says:

    i dont get it….

  93. Mipe Enis says:

    I’ll betcha there are more Mipe Enis’s who are homeowers…just a guess.

  94. Harry Potter says:

    And nobody believes me whenever I say I see so many trolls on television.

  95. The Ian says:

    That’s the kind of name that’s PERFECT for prank calls. The poor bastard.

  96. LP says:

    Just had some at NoBoobs in Tribeca. Chastity the new proud owner. EVERYONE was there.

  97. JC says:

    how is this a fail…?

  98. Joey J says:

    lol did the parents not notice

    poor guy must have had abuse

  99. Chris says:

    I wonder if he’s related to Mike Hunt?

  100. Matthew L. says:

    roflmao some names really are stupid xD

  101. mart333 says:

    his parents dont love him i think

  102. Brian says:

    You need to be gentle with this guy, he’s very sensitive…

  103. Amber Batchelder says:

    AMBER LOVES HANGING OUT WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!

  104. Amber Batchelder says:

    i love mike hunt

  105. Guybrush Threepwood says:

    Isn’t this Mike of “Mike’s appartment” and MILF Hunter?
    If so – the name is well chosen (allthough not his real one) and the REAL JOKE is “house owner” :-)


Your Comment

 

 

Search

Daily Shipments of Fail via Email


EmailSubscribe
Enter your email address:
 

TwitterFollow us
on Twitter »
FacebookBecome a
Facebook fan »
RSSRSS Feed »
  • Tags

  • Pictures by Month

  • Recent Comments

    Mr. Beardo on Shop Fail or Hard Up Win?
    bob barker on All aboard the fail shutt…
    Show-e on Park Attire Fail
    Nombre on Friday Rewind: Katana Fai…
    Autumn on For when you’re feeling …
    Marcus on Study Computer Fail
    Kaz on Blockbuster Win
    JJtoob on Ski Run Win
    DRK)PIE on Singing FAIL
    wonderwomen on Surely that’s Perez…
  • RSS Cheezburger Network Blog

  • Even More Lulz