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WHOOT! Fail!
YEA ADMIRAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!!
Catch me…weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *thuddddd*
*Runs away celebrating goal instead of catching SrrslySrry*
May your bottom fester for that one!
Its funny, but not really all that funny. There has been funnier stuff in the vote section that didn’t make it to the first page…
That’s because it got voted on. That’s the thing about it here, sometimes it’s great. Sometimes not so much. But no matter what, the comments are always fun!
With very few exceptions.
Long live Democracy!!!!
Long live Imperial Rule!Love live the Monarchy!
Long live, um, well…
Never mind.
Long live chocolate!
Long live living long!
*snaps up*
I heard chocolate!
Where?!
Long live potatoes!
*waves with a chocolate bar*
Here, Ms B, come and get it!
Long Live Failblog!
(ya like how I did that? betcha that gets me another “powered by”!!)
Awesomed by Judy!
Long live powered by!
Live long and powered by!
Long live the longest moniker – fluffy! Congrats! I’ll have to watch for your NG special.
Thank you, thank you *bows*
erm, long life milk?
Long live fluffy the aquatic vertebrate animal™, expert mind reader and ruler of all bread crumbs’s long name.
Long live sliced bread!
long live vertebrates… unfortunatly,
fluffy the aquatic vertebrate animal™, expert mind reader and ruler of all bread crumbs, subject of her own National Geographic™ special and seeker of all that is true and crumbly, friend to all chocolate chip cookies, friend bananas and anything cara
stole mine
Long live the new flesh!
The comments are always fun??
*sweats under the pressure*
Uh, um… did you know why a bad football/soccer team is like an old bra?
No cups, and little support.
*rimshot*
Bad decision Brewski, I play soccer.I said fun. Not funny.
Whew!
*feels relieved*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Hehehe!
*steals Brewski’s hat*
*steals Brewski’s shoes*
*steals Brewski’s shirt*
*steals Brewski*
*covers eyes prepared for what’s coming next*
*steals Brewski’s socks*
Score!
*steals Brewski’s dignity*
Wow. SrrslySrry just scored with Brewski. In front of the whole blog!
I'm surprised there was any left.Hey! Who’s stealing all the brewskies (sp?)? I just restocked. *mumblemumblelikethelittleredhen*
*squeezies for all*
Hey! Come back here!
*runs after velvet and WN*
*stares stunned at refresh fail*
Do I have anything left?!
Hey, my pants!! Who did that?!
*looks at Brewski and pants*
Oh dear, now where did I leave my dignity?
*goes to check other pants*
*snork!* @ Judy and poor Brewski. It wasn’t a total loss.
I feel about like I did on April 15.
Dammit. Work really does cut into my blogging time! I missed all the fun.
*squeezies for everyone*
*a special smooch ‘n’ squeeze for my most wonderful Admiral*
YAY! for being recognized for the genius that you are!
It wasn’t the same without you around.
And, shucks…
*smooch!*
“YAY! for being recognized for the genius that you are!”? What happened?
One of his comments was inserted into the vid, so the fail is “powered by” him.
This is the second video powered by the Admiral’s genius. We’re going to harness it to power a small town in Nebraska.
*steals brewski’s memory of April 15*
Are you saying that I now need to start paying attention to the fails? This is starting to sound like work. *goes back to look anyway*
Fails??? What are you talking about???
Your dignitys in the car with my modesty.
Thank you Jack.
*struggles to remember what the letters I.R.S. mean*
ms
Damn, she’s good.
Hey, WN, what the heck is an Yotkenator?
Very curious in Seattle.
O King, that is very, very difficult to explain.
But I appreciate your asking!
Oh! Thank you so very much. That was informative.
*walks away shaking head*
Crap! The owls are here!
Who?
The owls.
*Blinks*
Who?
My wife, Helen.
Who?
My wife, Helen.
Who?
My wife, Helen.
Who?
My wife, Helen.
… ad nauseum. Man, I miss The Critic.
Who?
The Critic.
Whom???
Hunh?
Jon Lovitz as Jay Sherman
“Rain Man,” “A Few Good Men,” “The Firm,” is the latest stinker from Tom Cruise. He doesn’t act anymore, he’s on ‘Cruise control!’
Wait, ffwhoooooommmm??
He wanted none of that.
Buy my book!
Buy my book!
Buy my book!
*continue in much the same way*
The birds.
The Temple Owls?
Whom.
^5 Avis
And remember – the owls are not what they seem.
Did you see my clickie from last night? About Bea Arthur? It’s somewhere near the bottom of truck driving fail. I changed it back already, so you’ll need to go there to find it.
Looks like fun, but I have no sound – I’ll check it tonight at home!
It’s pretty silly, but it’s worth sitting through just to see who plays Big.
Will do!
Naw, not silly! It’s a funny parody. Thanks for sharing.
Who are you? Who, who…who who!
*The Who start to play*
…from Whoville.
With Cindy Loo-Who as the guest singer.
…and Horton who heard a Who.
No, silly! He’s in the audience!
Oh. My bad…I see him now.
*Listens to the music*
*blasts the volume*
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OOPSY!!
*volume is mysteriously turned down as ninja slips through town unnoticed*
*Saved by unnoticed ninja*
Who’s on base.
Crap, I’m a bit low from the comment I was replying to. You guys are so chatty!
*tosses spare “s” up to Daisy in case she needs one*
Thanks but I don’t need it. I double check my spelling and grammar before posting – I know how picky you lot can be.
I’s be very pikky about spellings on the intrawebz.
Watch out, Daisy. There’s a nekkid Brewski behind you.
Ice cold Brewski?
Ice cold and nekkid?
.
I suppose we can expect some shrinkage.
:blush:
Let’s try that again…
WHOOT’s on first.
Awww – the Admiral said the “F” word!
In honour of BondFan…
*universe implodes*
I think that may have been BondFan screaming and running off the field.
It wouldn’t be the first time.
…Woooooops.
*rushes past DW and Admiral while screaming and waving hands in air*
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOUUuuuuuuttt?
*snorkity*
Calm down, sweetie! The Admiral just said the “F” word, and they thought you might overreact to that. It’s okay. It’s all over now. Here, have a cupcake. And a warm glass of milk. You’ll feel better.
*sneaks capsule of a calming pharmaceutical product into warm glass of milk*
Oh!!! Thankee Judy!!! I loves milk, me! Milk, milk, mi-ZZzzzzzz
There, there, get some sleep. You've had a long day.*tucks BFF in*
*puts teddy bear under his arm*
*tiptoes out of the room*
Wow. That really worked!
*stocks up on tranquilizers*
Ummm…just in case.
*hides them from BFF.
Just use them sparingly. We don’t want him to become suspicious.
Ooo. Good point!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze* back atcha. And what’s up with your clickie lately? It jus tseems to be a “snapshot” of one of your pages.
It is…for some reason the filters think that I am spam and will not let me post when I link my site to my name. However, for some weird reason, it lets me link the snapshot. It still works the same as the actual website, though…you can still clickie the links and all. I just have to refresh it every now and then to keep all the pics updated.
*sob*
stupid filters!
We win! Wooooo *thud*
.
Dude!
He jumped at where the guy was, instead of where he was going to be. Beginner’s mistake.
Play to the open space. Anticipate.
Kind if makes you wonder what kind of passer he can possibly be if he can’t time that jump correctly.
In this case, we shouldn’t pass judgment.
We shouldn’t jump to conclusions?
We might head in the wrong direction.
As they say, don’t count your chickens before we cross that bridge.
I already burned that bridge.
When we come to that bridge, we’ll burn it.
Too late. I was there first.
And miss the point.
Nice assist, coyote!
Gawd, these people can’t keep a pun-run going to save their lives.
That was my goal.
Another pun is always just around the corner.
You can get your kicks if you use your head.
True! It just hacks me off, that’s all.
You sure handle the puns well; not many slip through the net.
All is fair in love and in play!
*smooch*
One needs to have the right pitch or you may as well sod off.
Agreed.
Hey, I baked today. Turnover?
But I want to use my Jump to Conclusions Mat!
I miss my red Swingline stapler…
The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.
My work once hired a couple of consultants to review our department and make recommendations for increasing our efficiency. One of them was actually named “Bob”. Of course, we called them “The Bobs”. They didn’t appreciate that.
They better sack their choreographer and hire a new one.
You better fire your sack.
We apologize for the fault in the celebrations. Those responsible have been sacked.Better fire them, too.
We apologize again for the fault in the celebrations. Those responsible for sacking those who have just been sacked, have been sacked.You should sack the guys who just sacked the sackers, just to be safe.
Nope, this is where the credits are completed in completely different style at last minute and at great expense.And I don’t set fire to just anyone, you know!
Wait…you did say “fire”, right…?
Does anyone know what I'm referencing?Monty Python. What else.
Yay!Mind you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
While we appreciate the references, we are deeply disappointed
that you have not quoted our Favorite Song, nor counted to Three,
nor demanded the Spanking First.
Space Invaders and Futurama, both pure WIN.
What are you doing reading this? You should be voting for failblog at the webbies!
“CLICK TO VOTE!”
I have! How many times do you want me to vote?
Do it the Chicago way, vote early and often.
*grins*
It is against the nature of failblog to win. Wouldn’t it be better if failblog failed?
They wish to test the barriers of time and space by going against the natural order.
So, if they win will there be an implosion on the horizon?
Either that or a lapse in the space/time continuum.
Which equals implosion.
“…KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE ST…”, oh C.
Sorry. I was thinking of a different letter.
You should ALWAYS keep your hands off that different letter, darlin’.
*takes out the Universe Implosion button and places it on table*
Well?
Failblog winning, testing the barriers of time and space, imploding space/time continuum … RISE OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
.
braaaaaiiins!
And, either way, cinnamon rolls all around!
Mmmm… cinnamon rolls…
It’s your party today, Admiral!
*confetti flies*
*snoopy dance with AA*
*observes buzzing flies as they go by with tiny little pieces of confetti attached to them*
Woohoo! That’s two already. Maybe someday I’ll get hat trick. Thanks guys!
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*promises to always catch his pouncing teammate*
*POUNCE!!!*
*FAIR CATCHES!!*
Failblog
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_o _ \\o (_)\__/o (_)
_< \_ (_)/(_) (_) (_) (_)' _\o_ *DOT ORG!!!*
I love it!!
I got it at Ross!
That’s awesome, Lou. I actually hear the “DOT ORG” in my head as I follow your bike thingie.
HAH! Love it!
Dang, Lou – very FAIL!!
Epic fail of mine. One of these days I will learn how to get scroll bars
No rush
Yeah, where is he anyway?
Excellent question.
Perhaps he flew by night away from here – changed his life again.
Never fear, scroll bar’s here. Cousin handle is not far behind. Oh wait, yes he is. Just far enough to dot org. *sigh*
Hmmm?
Are you by chance reading “Simple Genius” by David Baldacci, sir?
Impressive!
Sweet!
The very definiton of failblog.
I give a B+ for effort, though, it would look nice :/.
B for effort. It would look nice…
God damnit, why aren’t any of my messages showing and now both of them are here?
(it’s a + next to B…)
Wow, honey, if you have that much time on your hands, why not go home early and you can fail with me.
Why do I have the feeling that it wouldn’t be a FAIL at all if he did?
Unless he yelled “First”.
Well, there is that.
And we know he doesn’t require a map.
To Mike’s appartment?
Sumpin in that general vicinity…
If there’s sumpin strange
In your neighbourhood
Who you gonna call?
boastgusters?
DOT ORG!!!
The Local Authorities.
They are perfectly capable and qualified to deal with neighbourhood matters.
*runs down the field*
*leaps into air behind the moomin*
*fly-by SQUEEEEEZE!!*
*falls and cracks a hip*
Yeowchie.
DRAGON! Ya okay? You’ve got to be more careful!
And YOU, Moomin, where have you been all day? And why did you just jump out like that, tempting Dragon to the chase. Shame on you!
I’m okay!! I’m fine! I’m …*oochie*…I’m just great…*ow!* …Move along, nothing to…*whimper*…see here!
That’s it! I’m getting you a medic-alert necklace!
.
Please don’t kill me!
*thwacks Avis with cane*
:p
OW!
.
*cowers* I’m SORRY!!!
Ha-HAH!
I *thwack!*ed you with my Nerf (tm thingie)™ cane. Big baby.
*squeeze*
I bruise easily! :p
*squeeze*
Guests due in 11 hours. Still not done cleaning. Thank GOD for wine!
Just don’t stress out too much about your visitors. They’re in to see you, not your housekeeping abilities. Just dazzle ‘em with your cooking talents!
One of ‘em wants me to teach her how to cook. I went to kindergarten with her! She also wants me to teach her how to organize her house. If any of the friends that have known me for years and been to my place (EVER) read this they’d die of laughter. My place is usually a wreck. Right now, it smells of bleach.
Unlike you, work calls do not require all of my attention. 20:15 and I will be all yours, my love.
Failblog fan art yay
hehe.. I keep reading this as “failblog fart yay”…
It’s Superman!
And Super-douche. >_>
fraco!
General Franco?
Franco American
I love spaghetti o’s!
Do you mean that goopy canned orange stuff with slimy white circles in it?
Like most vegetarian food.
Definately, maybe.
That’s a matter of opinion.
You gotta believe me!
What’s the story morning glory.
What’s up tiger lily?
Can we have a gender check on Star Taco, please?
Doesn’t the “definately” determine that…? :p
Definitely!
Hee!
What? You can’t be serious? I wouldn’t be as bad as eating canned meat though. Mmmmm…THAT is food for the soul.
You wouldn’t be that bad?
*ponders*
OY! I can’t type for the life of me today.
Leila…you are certainly better then canned meat. I swear.
Canned meat is yummy though. It would have to be a close second.
Aw…I am touched.
*Touches*
Yep…you are.
*Taps*
There, now I’m not the only one to get tapped.
*Duct tapes Cloral*
*Wanders off whistling*
HEY!
*snatches duct tape*
I’m using that later.
For the Admiral? I’d have thought that, by this time, he’d be willing and submissive….1/8″ ribbon would suffice. It’s just for the effect, right?
Oh, Judy…you have no idea the things two people can do with duct tape…!
You’ll have to let me know, one of these days. I could use a new surprise to spring on Andrew!
You must experience simultaneous wraptures achieved with duct tape!
It really cements the bond between sweeties.
*smooch*
*holds fast and holds tight*
*smooch*
Duct tape?
How long must we tolerate this segregation in our pasta? How long must we sit and watch as the “O”s are stuffed into their own little cans, separated from their brethren? No longer! It is time to put an end to this alphabetical apartheid!
*breaks out the alphaghetti*
*cheers loudly*
*joins in the celebration*
And let there be meatballs for all!
Gather all ye Pastafarians for today is red sauce day!
Campbell’s has Noodle O’s, same pasta, but in chicken broth. It’s… suspicious.
For the safety of the country, I think Jack Bauer should investigate.
*nods emphatically*
Side note: the woman who is out to get him on that show? She went to my high school. She was annoying then too.
Six Degrees of Separation time, eh? So, for you, it’s only three degrees to Kevin Bacon! Cool!
Actually, I’m only about two degrees from him. My last ex played onstage with him at a tiny bar that they just decided to start playing in. The band wasn’t scheduled to play there, and the ex just happened to have his guitar with him…. this is of course assuming the jerk wasn’t lying.
Hmmm. I can play this game.
My brother is a cameraman in Hollywood. Once he worked on a movie with Paul Reiser. Paul Reiser was in “Diner” with Kevin Bacon.
Let me try. My sister once dated Rob Garrison’s brother. Rob Garrison was from my hometown, and was in Karate Kid (I and II – his famous line was during the last fight scene in the first movie – “Get him a body bag – YEAH!”) Rob Garrison was also in …. uh… never mind. I got nothing.
Judy! I bartended with a guy who once worked on a film with the guy who played the “evil” karate teacher! That’s what, five steps?
Judy -> Judy’s sister -> Rob Garrison -> “evil karate teacher” -> Bartender -> Avis
Yup! 5 steps of separation! Or you can always say you actually know each other since you do talk every day…
Oh, my gosh! It’s almost like we’re….sisters!
*is trying desperately not to shoot wine out of nose*
Who?Simultaneous pasta circularity? Sounds like an X-File to me.
Me: Dude, my alphaghetti has a secret message to me. It says “oooooooo”.
U: No death for brains, that’s spaghetti-oh’s.
something like “who was that guy?”
“whom was the flying chap?”
Is that similar enough?
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s SuperFAIL!
I know, this comment is a fail.
I came to see who’s first and am leaving very disappointed.
I presume that you often leave places disappointed if your reasons for going are similar to that one.
Especially if his reasons are frequently that pointless and generally silly.
I find the pointless and generally silly things tend to run my life.
Ah, yes, so is the human condition (as we know it)…
*cue Wilhelm Scream*
Answers on a postcard.
???
Hmmmm….
In my mind, I heard the red-tailed hawk cry.
good old filmsound dot org!
I was watching some show set in Alaska the other day and they played that sound and I was thinking, “I don’t think there are many red-tailed hawks in Alaska.”
Yeah, the red-tail’s cry is often used when an eagle is shown on-screen.
Did you get that from Wikipedia? It says almost the exact same thing in its article on red-tailed hawks.
Nope–it’s not an uncommon observation, though.
Congratulations Admiral!
You are the… umm.. Superman? Without the tights and the red leather underwear?
LEATHER!!???
I don’t remember that part.
Superpowers – A must for a guy who’s got red leather boots (okay, maybe boots) and matching underwear OUTSIDE his tight, blue pants
I would hope he’s got superpowers if he’s gonna go galavanting around town dressed like that!
Nononono, Superman dresses in office clothes and glasses when he’s around town, but at night he changes inside a phone box and goes to the YMCA
Oh right, right. I keep forgetting.
Oh, silly you! *waves hand downwards and giggles*
When they sing “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA”, I’m beginning to wonder what this “fun” is.
Fun=merry
Merry=gay
YMCA=fun
YMCA=gay
So much for having fun
Hypothetical Syllogism.
Logic class paying off.
Hypothetical Syllogism.
Yeah, Logic class paying off.
Conditional Syllogism:
We are on page 1 of a 300+ series of posts.
Oh Naah double posted.
Conclusion: Oh Naah gave up and is back to working on that Logic class homework assignment.
They have foosball tables, pool tables, arts and crafts, and swimming pools.
And a “Big gay boat ride!”
AL??????
I know it’s past noon but does anyone have a fresh pot of java?
Well, I'm done with classes for the day. I'm not sure if I should go home or stay here in the college's computer lab and stay on Fail Blog. Either way, I need food.You should stay. Eating is so overrated.
Okay. I will wait for you.
*wandes back in with some Taco John’s*
Want a bite of my Grilled Taco, Leila?Does it contain animal?
Uh...no?*smiles unconvincingly*
If it is from Taco Bell, say the big beefy beef taco…I would have to guess no.
F*rst Taco Bell!! Taco John's all the way!*slides Leila a fresh large mug full*
Thank you Malicite. I really needed this.
Not a problem! I know the feeling. *cheers his coffee mug*
*cheers*
I think he slipped on some Baconlube™ and couldn’t complete the jump.
He completed the jump just fine...but his aim was off.Due to the slip.
Karma WIN!!
flying footballer lol
The way he landed made me thinking: There will definitely be blood, maybe.
The way you put your sentence together made me typing.
The way you didn’t catch my reference made me replying
I did catch the reference but I would rather you made me poking at you for fun.
The way both of you conversing made me wonder, over and over again: there’s a reference?
yeah of course there is N00B
There’s a N00B?!?
*hush*
[whisper]Yes, there is[/whisper]
*holds up a mirror to Achwel*
And there he is! :p
Dragon! Look what you’ve done to the poor mirror! It’s cracked into a million pieces at the sight of Achwel!
Oh dear.
*prepares for seven years of bad luck*
Don’t worry – you didn’t break the mirror – Achwel’s reflection did. He’s the one that should worry….
There’s only one thing for it!
*squeezes bad luck out of Dragon*
*eats mirror*
That should do it.
*reflects on what he just did*
Moomin…I’m not sure why, but your *eats mirror* made me laugh until my sides hurt. Seriously.
*squeeeze!*
Pssssssssssst Nellie…don’t tell Achwel but I am a bit confused myself.
Psssssssssssst – don’t tell Achwel, but I think HE’S a bit cornfused
Pssssssstt I think I am
Or at the very least, a skinned knee.
Or a broken nail.
Hey! Those HURT!
Oh yeah, what are you a GIRL?!
That just means I handle the pain better! :p
Logical fail, you just said that broken nails hurt..?
Not logic fail, have you ever lost an entire nail? It hurts, it reallyreally
hurts.
Ouch, losing an entire nail sounds painful
Clickie.
Superglue?
Uh… what?
He said: “Superglue?”
- WhoaNellie, Grand Supreme Imperial Sovereign Yotkenator and Occasional Special Forces Instructor
Damn, that’s an awesome name, I think I’ll name my future son/daughter (especially daughter) after him.
Ok….. Why?
Just the word “Yotkenator” says it all
NO way! Not after what you two were just discussing! Ain’t gonna clickie!
Oh yes, you are, Judy. Yes, you are…
*puts on a pair of stylish sunglasses and feels the slight breeze in my red hair* Oh I’m SO cool, I don’t have words that can describe my awesomeness.
Oh, and I don’t really have red hair, I pretended to be Horatio Caine from CSI: Miami
Judy, it’s my blog. No pictures (I haven’t figured out how to do that yet) and nothing overly graphic.
*puts down nunchucks*
You had me worried there.Oh, I came up with a way to be guaranteed a “powered by” tribute very soon! I’ll reply onto this
Oh, man, this is really politically correct and good for the environment! And it respects gay people, too!
I don’t think that’s how it works, but good luck!
How about this one?That went well.Sure beats mine: lol hax.
*waits anxiously for constructive criticism and response*
*F5, F5, F5, F5, F5*
F5 is a beautiful thing, Ackwel. Live long and don’t slip.
Oh ye gods.
*wanders off to a more interesting thread*
Anyone else notice the announcer’s comment; “Beware, low flying teammates!”
It was a great little interjection there.
Hee…! Loved it.
Hi it’s Vince with Slap-Chop
You’re gonna be eating great food all day
’cause you’re slapping your troubles away with the Slap-
Slapping your troubles away with the Slap-Chop
Hi it’s Vince with Slap-Chop
You’re gonna be eating great food all day
’cause you’re slapping your troubles away with the Slap-
Slapping your troubles away with the Slap-Chop
*slaps Vince*
*chops Vince*
*Offers slapped and chopped Vince to drooling, snarling hyenas just beyond the fence*
I suppose they’ll have the last laugh, right?
They’ll give him a good ribbing.
They’re gonna love his nuts.
Please Avis, the term is prairie oysters.
Not according to his commercial! He says, and I quote “You’re gonna love my nuts” and then he proceeds to put some walnuts (I think) into the SlapChop.
Sorry. I never saw the crummy ad. I was going right for the tacky joke.
Is the Slap Chop like the vegamatic of old?
Sort of, I think. Look it up on YouTube. But I can tell you, my friends mother has one and it’s not worth the plastic it’s made from. It is, however, good for aggression release.
Cabbage + Aggression Release + Big Knife = Coleslaw.
You are less likely to maim yourself with a SlapChop. Slightly.
Ok. I think I know what that first post was about now. Look on YouTube for ‘rap chop’ instead of ‘slap chop’.
If you ask me, it’s a ripoff of the same thing that Pampered Chef sells for much more. And, as with SlapChop, also not worth the plastic it’s made from (IMHO). I’d rather go back to my dollar store nut chopper, if only I hadn’t tossed it when I bought the PC one.
*wishes you hadn’t cursed our kind with the likes of Vince*
They were trying to grab his shadow.
Imagine if he were the qoalie
Today has been a truly nasty day. Good night Failbloggies. I’m taking off early…I hope… *looks around carefully and scampers away*
‘night, Malicite. Better day tomorrow?
Haha! I broke my own cardinal rule. I restarted my comp after shutting it down for the day… Mama Mia! \o/
I hope tomorrow is better. Thank you!
The power of FB compels you.
*SQUEEZES Malicite*
Hope you have a better day, bud.
?
I’m feeling a bit dense, and I don’t see any nastiness. Where are these terrible comments?
I don’t think he means here, I think he’s had a rough day wherever he is.
He’s going to a better place though.
May his tomorrow be a better day.
TOMORROW, TOMORROW! I love ya tomorrow! You’re only a daaaaaaaaaay awaaaaaaay!
I feel Malicite’s pain. Everything at work is going wrong today. You could say this day was just one big… FAIL!
It is strangely appropriate that I got stripped naked in Failblog. It is a good metaphor for my day!
You forget I stole you. Here, you can have yourself back now.Why, thank you.
*recalls SWAT team deployment*
Could a ninja take on (and beat) a SWAT team?
*ponders*
That reminds me – where’s “theresponder”?
ARF!
Now, come along, Annie. It’s getting late.
SANDY!!!
*SQUEEZE*
That other guy was lucky to mistime his tackle. It would have been an instant red card otherwise.
*Headbutts Aja in the chest*
You can roll manure in powdered sugar, and it still ain’t a jelly doughnut.
*dives theatrically*
How’s that for a late reaction?
You get red cards for tackling your own teammate?
*laughs at headbutting while eating potatoes*
Raw potatoes? Who are you, Vincent Van Gogh?
You can roll raw potatoes in powered sugar, and it still ain’t…. oh, never mind.
no, just his cousin, I borrowed them
Yay for World of Warcraft References!
Whatever happened to getting rid of the “wins?”
AAAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, my (insert divine fictional character here)!! That’s the funniest thing ever! xD
Best fail I ever saw…
I can’t get over how awesome that was.
very funny
))
There was a point…
And then there was pointless.
That’s awesome! Beware of low flying teammates
. The guy running seemed pretty intent on not getting tackled.
He could play football/rugby as well XD
Lololol that was quite amusing. ^_^
Bream?
lol
So thats where soldja boy got his moves
YYoooouuuu!
LOL… damn he just dodged him lMAo
ROFL kek means lol ;D its WoW Time!
jumping dogpile fail…superman win
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! LOL:D
Denied.
“catch me, jeeeeeesus!” *thud*
WOW!!
» 444 Failures in Communication!!!
well he seems to be enjoying himself…
gosh, learn how to play the game!