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Ah, darn! i’m first… soo this comment has to be good right?… something funny maybe… AH! i’ve got it: FURSSTTTT LOZL!!!!11!!!
second!
FAILrd
Was the sarcasm to obvious?
Why did he fall asleep with a protractor on his head?
A protracted illness, perhaps.
He might be PRO and DIE?
Or CON and OIL. Though Arthur is the more likely candidate for that, yes sir.
comment win.
I concur.
But actually, I’d call this a tan line WIN.
(tan-lined guy fail)
he was probably wearing a baseball hat backwards
’s a baseball cap, marty. backwards. maybe he’s trying to be gangsta?
if u turn the picture 180° u can see happy faic lol
*changes faic in face*
Nice comment.
his beard looks kinda unnatural though
You didn’t flip it did ya?
That’s hot.
he heh allll right
i did, thats why
ty =)
but “faic” was meant to be like that =P
like Angreh Faic if u know it =3
Freakiest upsidedown face ever.
I did it and now I only see the back of my monitor !?
Silly boy, you have to put your monitor on a skateboard first!
You have to think in 2D or maybe think outside the box.
Aha! My time machine is the perfect counter to your mind-reading ways!
You’ve beaten me this time GV but I shall win the war!
MWAHAHAHAHA…*evil laughs*
Holy Cheese balls! There’s a war on?! I need to get more batteries!
What was he wearing?
He was wearing a hat backwards.
That is a nice hat as far as i can see.
An invisible hat. *whistles* must have cost him a bomb!
Oh hi! how are you today?
im hungry
Eating should do the trick
Good, talk to you after your break!
*turns head at last second to get kiss on lips*
*kisses back*
this doesnt make me gay.does it ?
Only if you now have an erection.
*checks*
nope,yay im not gay
…or gay and ehm…disabled?
It’s OK. I am a sailor. I am allowed to talk about these things.
(insert seamen joke here)
(insert groans here)
*climbs the focsle* Wow, the view is good from here!
back again! the weather really sucks.. And walking hurts my tailbone
It’s big enuff to climb?
AND there’s a view?
*guesses that preconceived definition of “focsle,” (fo’c’sle), was wrong!*
a baseball cap?
Yes.
Thanks!
and sunglasses too
When, in an misguided effort to be cool, you turn a cap that has a built in sun visor around backwards, you are then compelled to where sunglasses because the bill on the cap is no longer fulfilling its sole purpose. This jamoke now looks like an idiot which is fitting, he probably is one.
This idiot makes $300-400/day for 4 hours “WORK” sitting in the sun at a thruway interchange with a CARDBOARD sign that reads:
“HOMELESS & HUNGRY
NEED SOME HELP!!
`
ANYTHING WILL DO
GOD BLESS USA“
You’re just jealous.
jealousy is the worst emotion
I wish I had said that.
Together with avarice and greed. How’s your ankle, captain?
On Friday I had to hop around on one foot, on Saturday this guy Brian came along and jumped on my foot and on Sunday I did a 10K run!
Brian you say? Hmmm *ponders*
That’s good! When i busted my ankle a few years ago a guy named
Kees used some bad-energy removing tricks on it..
It worked, can’t imagine how.
A backwards baseball cap.
Excuse me sir but based on your oddly shaped tan, we have reason to believe you were selling drugs earlier in Hoboken.
yeah thats a brilliant way of showing off stupidity
That’s gotta be a mugshot, too.
It is.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0410093mugs14.html
His forehead is frowning.
He is losing hair.. Look at the hairs standing up..
You could give him some. He could make a toupe.
*protects his hair*
My hairs are mine! grow your own!
I think he left a protractor on his forehead while sunbathing.
It’s not acute look on him.
That comments a bit obtuse.
That comment is a bit statementish
I thought it was a good angle.
It’s getting better by degrees.
If it carries on improving, we’ll go full circle.
Just remember…
Two wrongs don’t make a right
but three rights make a left.
A^2 + B^2 = this guy has a funny tan
*squeeze*
So you think sqrt(this guy has a funny tan) = C ?
^2
*squeeze*
Your 2 is flying! Woah… Cool!
Awww man!! I didn’t see the “sqrt”. Math fail on me.
*squeeze*
How is Brian doing these days?
He’s good taa!
*whispers* nobody saw that right?
If I did, but pretend not to, does that count?
Mostly hanging around.
See what? Who is hanging around?
wuh?
*whistles*
*whistles back*
Hey there *smiles a bit to friendly*
Can i add you to myspace?
where’s your space?
Affirmative!
My space isn’t hairy enough.
Where IS your sp…
That’s true. Myspace isn’t hairy enough. I prefer facebook.
My Space isn’t hairy enough that’s true. I prefer Face Book
Wonder why that appeared after my second try.
I blame the Siamese if you please.
I blame the Siamese if you don’t please.
Looks like those Siamese are getting blamed either way!
They can’t help it. Blame someone else.
maybe a hat and sunglasses?
wow, that was way too late..
At least you noticed.
He looks so sad.. but his tan sure is original!
It’s NOT photoshopped then?
*falls down in amazement*
Haha, i should have said that in the first comment
*picks jam up from outside amazement*
*dusts self off*
Thanks GV.
I must have been sunny at the tractor pull.
Um, *it*.
You burned him with your beams?
I thought Mookie would have mooned not sunned herself.
I see a bad moon a-rising.
The moon has craters, looks like something has been impacting on it?
You breamed him with your buns?
It’s only fair because he deboned me with his Wunder Boner.
…, which tastes like chocolate?
I really, really hope that is chocolate. (Don’t get me started.)
Time for my break! See you in about an hour!
*kisses everyone goodbye, except for those who think that’s gay*
Icon of the modern age.
He got capped..
I know, I need a cup of coffee before I make a joke
Anybody else wants some coffee?
*rushes to the machine*
Apply directly to the forehead…
I don’t have anything witty to say about this. Bye!
FYI, I’m going to another fail.
Does this mean we can talk ill of you now?
NO! But you don’t even KNOW me.
But TurDucKen is GOOD! DAMNED GOOD! Leila is Right!
A de-boned Turkey stuffed with a de-boned Duck stuffed with a de-boned Chicken stuffed with Crawfish Cornbread Dressing! C’est Si Bon
You might THINK “C’est si bon”, mais les animaux ont des sentiments aussi!
They might. Maybe they were suicidal animals that had a phobia of bones!
EXACTLY! Thats IT!
almost looks like a sunset…
That’s natures way of telling you you’re an arse hole!
Damn! I lost the game!
Yesss! Ten points!
maybe he has that Michael Jackson Diesease
That’s what I call a newspaper fail!
This is an Epic Fail! mmmmmmmmm…..fail
A modern twist on the Farmer Tan.
Hey, my avatar is finally working!
How much do you pay it?
Whatever it is, it’s probably too much. All they do is sit there.
Mine went on strike a while back, all because of health care. I mean, just because it had one bad CRC checksum a while ago, doesn’t mean I should have to spring for more coverage.
I feel bad for him…he needs to smile. (morning) *zzzz*
Off to work I go!
Is this the same guy that has the hearts cut-out from his chest?
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Morning!
*Throws Malicite a coffee in a large travel mug*
*Throws Malicite lid of said travel mug*
Good team work! Thanks!
Unfortunately, that order of events generally leads to coffee spilled all over the floor.
It was an awesome catch.
It was a series of awesome throws… blech… it’s so hot…slept bad…
Swine flu… world ending… *sips coffee deeply*
*removes pork chop from Malicite’s coffee mug* You probably shouldn’t eat this.
Thank you Mookie! Brewski was trying to poison me with pork…
*squeeze*
*stares at ceiling innocently*
*shuffles quietly out of room*
Are you gonna eat that pork chop?
Mookie has dibs.
he has two different colour of blue eyes?
HAHAHA HE’S A HUSKY.
WOOF WOOF.
All the real criminals have different colored eyes.
Wow, that sunburn must have been terribly awkward before it down-graded to a tan! o_O;
OH MY GOD! we have a integrity fail at work! This made me laugh harder then any fail here..
We just got a mail for everyone that says:
Hi All,
I have just received a package with no contact name on it. Is anyone expecting a “Funny ass kit” ?
Did you own up then, Hairy?
Nobody will react on it… 1 guy will make overtime till 11PM, tomorrow it has disappeared.
Yo hank? are you coming? No man i need to finish this for tomorrow..
Ah! ok..
*hank beats another game of freecell*
I ordered one ages ago, but it never arrived. Then I got kicked out of clown school.
Is this yours maybe?
I hope not, mine was supposed to detonate in a comical fashion around the 29th of April…or was that 28th?
*consults diary*
29th is tomorrow. I know this because… *thinks of a reason* umm…
28th! my brothers birthday!
According to my calculations; the funny ass should detonate at exactly 3pm GMT on…Mars?!
Weird, I don’t work on Mars.
I know, that’s why it’s strange, but my calculations are infallible. You simply divide x by the number of postal services currently operating, multiply by the mean hours these companies have been open between the time I ordered it and the time it arrived, enter in the longitude and latitude of its starting point, drop the resulting number into the chaos theory divided by the total number of refried beans circling the moon, then conjugate the number to get its position at…Mars!
I did that and i got 1,5 out of it.
OH!, I forgot that it was the Chaos-theory and not the Nerd-as-balls-theroy…
Of course, then no matter how many time you conjugate you still get 1,5
*checks formula*
But when you conjugate 1,5 you get 1,5,^^@&$
^^@&$ x 1,5 = Mars? i thought that would be Eindhoven.
Nono, <0|\| * 1,5 = 1,5,^^@&$
So in the end… 1,5,^^@&$ = Mars? South east X and y-degrees -64,4343333 and -12,3466677?
More or less, yes.
Maths is easy.
As long as no actual calculation is needed.
And no maths is involved.
i love working on mars its so cool
well then, if you send me the fee for posting it to you, I will mail it to you.
This is definitely not a fail.
It just shows how cool he is.
Only the cool kids wear their hats backwards afterall.
I do
My hat is round, it looks the same either way!
WOW! so you’re cool AND traditional?
Not really traditional, for me to be traditional I’d have to fight on both sides of every war, preferably on the losing side at any point.
Ah, right..
Irish tradition states:
“If there’s a fight on, you should join it, and for it to be fun, you should be allied with the underdogs, otherwise it’s too easy. If at any time you should find yourself fighting the underdogs, switch sides.”
It’s been that way for centuries.
Doesn’t sounds logical to me.
Logic? That falls out after a few drinks, like the advice your Ma gives you.
That was not so nice at all gaynovader.
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You have to win sometimes, right?
Not specifically your Ma, i was speaking of mothers everywhere and their splendid advice. We tend only to win wars because we fight on both sides, that’s why we’re neutral.
Hey, this is the traditional symbol of the swamp hobo. How dare you disrespect… oh, wait…!
He’s about to point at something ironic, I know it.
*points at sofaking on a couch*
I wish.
Just pointing.
I see your point.
Where’s the couch?
Baseball caps are part of the official uniform of overseas American tourists. We do this so the locals can easily identify us. Baseball cap, white athletic shoes, jeans/shorts, and a t-shirt.
There’s no need to put so much effort in it. American tourists will always be identifiable.
You think so? I was once walking the streets in Ulm Germany. Somebody stops his car at an intersection, and asks me for directions (in German of course). I stared at them blankly and made the usual stupid-tourist reply. They got the hint, and drove away to find some better guidance.
In restaurants, I wholeheartedly agree. “Waiter, where’s my bill?! We’re in a hurry!!” “I want the dressing on the side, low-fat oil, and hold the nuts!” “Why don’t you have an English menu??”
Oh, and how could I forget… standing around getting angry because nobody will show them to their table! LOL
If you worked and lived in Ulm for some time I wouldn’t consider you a tourist.
.
I once saw a great documentary about US tourists on their trip to see Europe. The tour operator called the trip “Europe in 7 days” – nine countrys in a week. After day 3 the tourists didn’t even know which country they were currently visiting. “Switzerland I think” “Nooo it’s Germany” “I thought Germany was yesterday?”. Funny. I especially liked it when a middle aged woman complained about an antique statue in Rome – because it was nude. She was shocked and outraged, ’cause “Children can see his private parts”.
Don’t forget the giant golf bag while visiting Scotland, it’s required for beating locals around the head. You should also take every opportunity to try and pay with dollar bills and request to see a manager when the cashier claims that the country you’re visiting uses a different currency. Grabbing random students for photo ops is good too. Laughing hysterically when a waitress pronounces ‘fajitas’ with a hard J or asks if you want gas or no gas in your water is required too.
I’m never living in a tourist town again…
Well, if everybody just adopted American “culture” and customs, then problem solved!
I think it doesn’t occur to most here to do a little research on local customs, culture, history, and language. Doesn’t take long, really. And patience and courtesy can go a long ways too.
Arthur, that trip sounds more like a weeklong tour of buses and airplanes! Say, Arthur, what is your avatar using to cover up? A towel? Careful it doesn’t slip, or you might offend us with your “private parts”.
Hehe! He actually is one of your people. And during his time he was much more offensive to white Americans than all the private parts on this planet combined.
And it’s important that they recognize us so that they know we can break their laws and not get caned. (most of the time)
Aren’t you more likely to get caned if you are recognised?
Oh the burn!
*applies SPF 1,000,000,000 to forehead*
WTF???? Where you been, 2th? *hugs* Missed ya, man!
I’ve been working on my unauthorized biography.
I see we have a bunch of newbies.
*waves politely to unsuspecting newbies*
*waves back, then realises he’s supposed to be unsuspecting and stands awkwardly.
Good morning/afternoon.
Going home to play Wii. Anyone interested?
The Wii is the scourge of the games industry!
Wiiiiiiiiii! If you say it that way it sounds more fun then it is.
It always sounds more fun than it is. At least for longer than an hour.
I hate my wii.I hate your Wii too, but I’ve only met it once.
Wait, what?It taught me many things...*starts backing away*
*Appears behind Blog Ninja*
Shunpo*purchases funny ass kit from Hairy* Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
Ah nice!
No, I just hate the overpriced, underpowered, lazily designed, publicity stunt! *breaks Wii in corner*
*pounces on LEILA*
We were going to question you about something, but I’ve no idea what.
*ooomph* What the heck???
I should have worked out what I was going to ask first shouldn’t I?
*squeeze*
Stay there please.
Yay! For gaynorvader!
Answer the question, or it’ll get sillier.
We need to call the the freckled polynomials to track LEILA’s current position on the blagosphere!
Rumour has it she’s gone wii wii wii all the way home.
That’s what the little piggy did as well.
I think she’s just confessed, she’s gone to spread pig illness.
*squeeze* Ok…I won’t move but I wish you would make your intentions a little clear…
Did you poison pig meat in order to contaminate supplies of BaconLube?!?!?!
I will NEVER tell.
Please?
I wish i could sleep… 1,5 half hour left of work for me..
Lucky, I have 3
I wish I could work…
I wish I could fly. . .
*squeeze*
I wish I could fly with you dear Orville.
I’m some pig.
*oink*
I’m occasionally a pig. Who’m I gonna be today?
*boink*
That’s some pig.
Maybe you should be an enormous dragonfly today!
I’ve seen a housefly, and I’ve seen an elephant fly, but I don’t ever think I’ve seen a dragonfly.
Hang on.
k
*flies up with Hairy hanging on*
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
*Flaps wings and takes off with Dumbo*
You are also a dragonfly now?
*vlat-vlat-vlat*
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Solves the what-should-I-be-today question and you can fly!
Pffft, work is for losers.
*apparently is not a loser, then*
I hate to see you sell yourself short like that Mook.
It's overrated.It’s a protractor!!!! All it needs is some lines and numbers and we will be ready to do some angle measuring. Quite clever mr protractor man!!!!
“mr protractor man!!!!” has a name. Andy mcForehead.
*jots down “protractor” into must-use-in-english-conversation-someday booklet*
Yahoo only 67minutes left before i can go home!
I hear Altavista is all the rage lately.
i bet drinking was involved in this snafu
Homeless people who spend all their time out in the sun with their hat on backwards are fail now?
i wonder if someone tanned his ass.,
OOpsy
Look at it upside down
Makes a funny face
lol its funny the sheer amout of comments originating from the simpe picture of some guys bad tan. lol this is indeed something worthy of deep discussion in life
are you guys stupid? look at it. its totally a pepsi logo.
I think I see a meth pipe tan line to
ya i am going with pepsi logo
looks like a mugshot
LMAO!!! cheeseburger tan FTW!!!!
Come on guys, he had a ski mask over him the day he robbed someplace than in his run got lost in the desert, but his tanline was the give away!
from the makers of the Van Man Arm Tan lotion, we bring you… THE ALL NEW!!! Reverse Cap Man Face Tan. look out for future products, Tan Trousers!!! for that pasty feeling
THEY TUK ERR JOBBs!
That’s what you get for trying to be the hippest bum on your street corner.
He should sue the makers of his baseball cap for not putting a “caution: wear cap with bill in front” tag on it.
I’ve hear of a farmer tan, is this a redneck tan? Just wondering??
#44
At least his “neck” didn’t burn!
Good Looking FAIL
HIDE YOUR SHAME MAN
Looks like he has a burger on his head.
OMG!!!! WEIRD!!
Tries bold on obscure picture.
Tries bold on obscure picture.
OH MY F*CNING GOD I KNOW HIM!!! He is an old friends dad & he works on roof’s all day that’s how he got it! F*CKING EPIC!