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All rice.
aw rice?
aurite.
or right?
Oh, all night?
yes, indeed.
yes,lets feed ?
Lionel Richie might sue if you keep using his lyrics.
Hello!
Hello jam.
Jello ham
Stay away from me *cough* you pig!
)
*squeezes with ten-foot-pole*
(Up to eight states now!
Shall we panic?
Just hold your breath for now.
Hysteria and pandemonium ensues
*panics a bit*
*gets tired and bored*
*yawns*
Yawns? Sign of the flu.
*quarantines Eld*
bird flu?
does anyone actually comment on the pictures?
No lies!
I don’t eat flies.
Bon dia, caballeros. con ta bai? swahabi?
?
!
@
ß
That actually meant: Good morning friends. how are you? fine?
It’s Papiamento.. trying to learn it, but it’s a bit hard.
Who cares? *facepalm*
I do! I was about to bake a cake filled with flies for him/her. Now I have to reconsider.
the cake wasn’t gonna be a lie, right?
Oh no! I just accidenty the whole cake!
What happened to my comment?
Oh well..
GLaDOS would be proud. She might sing a triumph song
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction!
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
D’oh! Show all foiled me again!
*shakes fist in air*
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
well if the car drive on bio diesel then it is green but still funny pic
http://news.google.com/news?um=1&ned=us&hl=en&q=100+mpg+hummer
electrick hummer {not fail}
i hope u people know that that hummer was featured on the news. It runs on 2 batteries and the original engine. It gets over 100+mpg….
I support Hummers…Yes, they guzzle gasoline but they look cool so why not drive them around? We need some pleasure in life. Also, we need to keep coal plants going strong. Yes, they may not be the best for our environment but switching over to alternative sources of energy will drive down profits and thats not what we want as corporate america runs our economy and allows us to progress as a united nation. Go Palin 2012!
so sad buddy. pleasure should be found elsewhere.
Going green is a definate fail because it’s based on a lie, however I find this as not really a fail because I’m always seeing a hypocrit in a SUV with go green or some other global warming crap sticker all over the back. It’s typical, try to force everyone into doing something while they somehow are exempt…
they have a hummer powered by hydrogen. I see no fail
You see me.
Water is a valuable resource. What if all Hummers needed water to drive? The oceans would be empty in no time!
Hydrogen cars produce water. Amirite?
Don’t you spoil my little joke with logic!
what is an Amirite?
Had to google it. Apparently it stands for “Am I right”.
Ah. I think that explains alot of crap i didn’t understand before:
kthxbai = ok thanks bye
ohaiguise = oh, hi guys
You always are!
*squeeze*
*squeezes jam and Arthur*
He IS impressive, isn’t he jam?
Aww, stop it (don’t!)
*squeeze*
Impressive indeed, yes he is!
*suddenly feels taller*
*hurts head on the ceiling*
*grabs one ankle while Moomin isn’t looking*
Jam, get the other one, and we’ll make a wish!
*gives little bottle with tiny lable*
Here, drink this.
*grabs Arthur’s ankles and pulls*
*Arthur does the splits*
*wishes*
Ouch! My your wish be granted.
*May
The opposite of an Eurorong of course!
And unrelated to a Terrorthong.
…water is a never ending cycle, jackass!
Thanks, you solved a mystery.
Water is a liquid.
*ping-ping-ping*
We have a winner!
“Water is a liquid” hmm water cannot be solid/gas ?? :S
*ping-ping-ping*
Jackpot.
Ding ding ding.
Mine works now! WOO
*pong-dong-wong* …i think mine is broken
Admitted. But it’s certainly not a never ending cycle. But I should have said “an element”.
If you go very technically water is can be solid or gas.. But if you don’t like i prefer.. Solid water is ice.. And gas water is steam.
*snatches ‘is’ away and saves it for later*
gas water sounds weird..
I just realized that “an element” is wrong too. Ah well…
*gets ready to use his spare ‘is’*
Water IS an element. But not on molecular level. Because water itsel the water you get out of the toilet.. Is build up from water and oxygen.
but Brawndo has electrolytes
its got what plants need.
Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator. ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
is built up from water and oxygen? no water is one atom of oxygen bonded to two hydrogen atoms *replaces biochemist nerd hat on shelf*
What are they teaching in schools these days? Water is made of two elements: Oxygen and Hydrogen.
Water was *once* thought to be an element, when scientists of the time believed everything was made of four elements: Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water.
No, water is two elements.
It’s elementary my dear Arthur.
Hehe, I was faster than you.
The longer it takes the more satisfying the result. Ask your girlfriend.
Epic Win imotbh.
you mean a “compound”? oxygen and hydrogen are also 2 elements
im just trying to be silly 
Water is not an element. It is a form of matter that achieves liquid
state between zero and one hundred degrees celcius. It is made
up of two elements: Hydrogen and Oxygen in a 2:1 ratio.
Water is necessary for Terrestrial life to function.
And it does move around the planet in an unending cycle of evaporation
and percipitation. The water you drink today might have been
elephant urine last year.
no because then it would be ICE or WATER VAPOUR, then water and
ice crystals change, it’s molecules have still the same h2o atoms, but
it is in a different state. so it is not water anymore, but ICE.
*ping-ping-ping*
We have a winner!
Fail Fail?
Actually, over the lifespan of each vehicle, Hummers are *WAY* more “green” than Priuses, so srsly no fail, hydrogen or no.
True. But only if you never actually drive with the Hummer.
Yeah, my first thought was that it was a hybrid or something like that. They’ve had commercials out for a good while now about hybrid SUVs and such. I have to agree with you on this.
hydrogen powered vehicles emit water vapor, a greenhouse gas
counter-productive WIN
Here’s to tearing the Ozone a new one.
Cheers!
*raises glass*
Global warming!
*raises temperature*
At the risk of sounding like Paris Hilton….
“That’s hot”
but all the glaciers will melt causing the oceans to cool and the warm water currents to stop. yea!
*lowers tempurature*
*lowers inhibitions*
Why hey there tecnicolor?
*says it in a sexy/creepy voice*
*pops a mint*
kink time.
Where is that Granny?
He’s missing out on this one.
*brown chicken brown chicken brown cow*
say it kinda fast.
Will that make him appear?
*says “brown chicken brown chicken brown cow” kinda fast*
*waits for Granny*
heeheh.
*uses foresight abilities*
Yes, he will eventually be here
as for when…
*psychic abilites fading*
It didn’t work. All you got was me.
Yay! You’re just as fabulous in a less disturbing kind of way.
*squeeze*
Thanks for the poem, jammy! Very sweet. *squeeze* I miss my boy.
Yes, sorry about that; it just came blurting out. I could have thought a bit harder on that one. hehe
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
You accidenty the Three Wise Men
Or the Five Star General.
Probably chasing those iPants
The hummer used to be all white. You can see where they’ve painted bits green.
So they are, technically, going green.
Especially since it doesn’t pull a nuclear power plant on a trailer anymore.
That IS the fail.
True. They need that energy to operate the helicopter landing site on top of the Hummer.
My avatar changed somehow.. HOW?
Didn’t notice it until now. It looks happy, so don’t complain.
Happy? can you see what i tried to make it with gravatar?
I see a new frontpage generated one..
I see your usual blue ‘X’ with a smiley in the middle.
YES!
that’s what i tried to make it 
I like it, ʎɹıɐH ! |Neat!
Thanks. I can’t see it though..
Clear your cache.
My own avatar makes my smile. Thanks
You want any of my smiles? They’re home-made.
What flavor?
Hairy, looking good!
*squeeze*
Howdy Arthur.
*squeeze*
Thank you.
*squeeze*
I resisted the temptation to say, so this is a WIN!
Morning k-k-k-katy!
*squeeze*
Are you waiting by the k-k-k-kitchen door?
Only if the m-m-m-moon is shining over the cowshed.
*sneaks surreptitiously past last two comments*
*covers face with ski mask*
*SQUEEZES Mikey D, laughing the “evil plan” laugh*
*races back out to jump in convenient getaway car with untraceable plates*
Actually, it’s covered in moss so there’s a valuable contribution to the environment through photosynthesis.
Just wait for a couple of years, then it will be a mobile rainforest.
When it’ll be all covered with annoying little bugs and stuff. Ugh, no thanks. Nature sucks. Too natural.
*looks at the stealth badger*
He looks familiar!
*moves on*
Hahaha, I’m so clever!
Did that badger just talk to me?
*eyeballs the badger*
*scratches around in dirt*
*pulls out earthworm*
*swallows worm reluctantly*
Do you also eat earworms? I have several every day…
badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom, badger badger badger badger badger oh my god its a SNAKE!!
a SNAAAAKEE a SNAAAAAAKKEEEEEE… badger, badger, badger?
Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter, Malfoy Malfoy!
Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter oh my god it’s Snape!
Perhaps we’re in Narnia?
No, I do believe we have a fugitive but I can’t prove it!
*still eyeballing the badger*
I think I’ve seen it before, as well…but the badger I’m recalling had a large rubbery nose and big black mustache and glasses. Hmm.
Hey you, I owe you some change from earlier.
*squeeze*
*jumps in tyres to run with the weasels*
(it’s like swimming with dolphins, only furrier)
They’re just covering their (gr)ass.
*Hi all! Squeezes*
they must be a cut above everyone else.
*aloha*
Haw’aii’ya doin? I ‘IZ’ fine.
I ‘IZ’ also fine, I guess.
wow, how you know IZ?
He is a favorite Hawaiian artist of mine. His rendition of “Over the Rainbow” is my favorite ever done.
what about “White Sandy Beach”?
I am just familiarizing myself with other works of his, so do not as yet know that one.
I hope to start getting his CDs soon, when I return from vacation. I DO have his video on my MySpace profile, though.
Just a brief note…
When I want to familiarize myself with an artist, I look them up on playlist dot com. It’s a handy little website, and I’ve found a lot of really good stuff on there!
.
The downside is, they’ve recently taken off their Pink Floyd music. And there is no Beatles music unless it’s a cover done by another artist.
Thanks, Katy!
Good to know! Thumbs up!
NO BEATLES!? *fans self*
I don’t feel so well… *faints*
*passes smelling salts under SC’s nose*
*pulls her up to sitting position*
There, there. That was a nasty shock, was it not?
Listen to “Henehene Kou’aka” “In this life” and “Starting all over again”
there are others I can’t think of right now.
I think you’ll like those.
I will!
I just love IZ!
If only he were still with us…
Have you heard of Cecilio an Kapono?
Ke’alii Reichell?
ahh who else?
*tries to think of the classic hawaiian singers/songs*
ahh I’m not to sure*
*squeeze*
*wonders why jam squeezes all by herself*
*squeezes jam*
I haven’t much to add today other than spreading a little *Squeezey* cheer.
Can I squeeze in here somewhere and make a sammich?
Jam sammich?
hehe
is a hummer isn’t that just a fail in itself.
Yes.
My face is a fail.
Stop it now! I’ll get annoyed.
sorry.
*goes to sit in corner*
*joins in corner*
…
*starts a mosh pit in the corner*
Is that a furrow in your brow?
I frown upon self effacing. *doesn’t practice what she preaches*
*tries to freestyle*
I am in need of an embracing
like gunpowder in a casing.
*squeezes Oh Naaah*
Now, don’t do it again!
Aww thanks.
*squeezes back*
Ok, I’ll try not to.
Hopefully not “Gun powder and, gun powder and lead…”
Is that a furry in your McFlurry?
It’s a bustle in his hedgerow.
Should I be alarmed about that?
Nah; it’s just a sprinkling for the May queen.
Phew! *becomes relieved*
And all these years, I thought it was “spring clean”…..
*wanders away sadly*
riiiiiight
Morning! How’s your back today?
*squeeze*
Hey! I like it like this! Wheee!
It is kinda fun, isn’t it? Only problem is that my letters get a headache if I leave them upside down too long.
You have to make sacrifices to be beautiful.
It’s not a Capital idea, but we lower our cas(t)e, to fit in.
How bold of you to say so.
Hurts less then yesterday
.. still a bit painfull.
8 days to go.
That’s good news!
All set for next Wednesday?
Guess so, bit scared though..
Thanks for asking.
The tough skater…
You’ll be alright.
Haha, I know. Feels somewhat embarrassing to call my work.
*peeep*
*peeep*
Yes, hello this is suzy from hunterskil-howard
Oh, hi. This is Sjors. How are you?
Fine thanks. You?
Ah, not so well. I am calling to tell you I’m not coming to work the next 3 days..
OH?! what happened?
I’m getting my ass done.
Tell ‘em it’s a cosmetic surgery. Your name is Sjors? Sounds nice!
Oh, haha. yes it is, thanks Arthur
Where are you from, if I may ask?
The Netherlands. Sjors, sounds so strange in english.. or any other language then dutch.
Ha, missed it! I thought it’s Scandinavian.
It does sound Scandinavian in english.
Amsterdam is one of my favourite cities. Along with Prague and, of course, my hometown.
I like Eindhoven, my home town. Then Barcelona, Oranjestad and Prague is one of my favorites to!
Sjors…
NU EVEN NIET
(sorry, this probably won’t make any sense)
Sjors je bent een eikel?
I’ve heard that so many times please don’t…
Woman-in-a-cage guy career WIN
*Takes Woman out of cage and replaces with rage*
You can take a woman out of a cage but you can’t take rage out of a woman.
*offers Aja a few test subjects*
Wait, I didn’t ask for raging queens!
At least the Hummer is trying, which is more than I can say about some of you.
*looks around with judging eyes*
Judge not, technicolor. I’m trying. I’m told that I’m very trying. All the time. So there!
*hands sparky green colored crayon*
Your gift for trying
Can you please hand me the magenta?
And how are you trying?
I make a lot of drawings which i send to greenpeace.
*Hands Hairy the whole the damn carton*
*starts drawing a portrait of technicolor*
Make me handsome
I will.
I wish you said…”You already are technicolor”.
Oh well.
*Poses*
There finished!
http://www.tlinn.com/images/travel/north_america/ca/san_francisco/2007-07/p7ssm_img_1/fullsize/170-0947w.TechnicolorShadows_fs.jpg
Very nice, Sjors!
DRAWINGS??? With crayons?? Tch, what a waste. *sniffffffff*
Oh, so you use them for juggling?
He melts them into little voodoo dolls.
Never thought of that! screw the drawings! I’m going to make a whole bunch of voodoo dolls and send those to greenpeace!
How did you know, Jam?? Yes, and then I do horrible unspeakable things to them. Little Crayola Crayon voodoo dolls. It’s pretty wild!
I’m special like that! hehe
Good question. I’ll get back to you on that.
I want the green.
I want the green .
gimmie gimmie.
pretty please. with a cherry on top.
That was my last one but I’ll take that cherry
*yoink*
Ooooo.
Well, it depends. If this Hummer is driven by a renewable energy cycle (like solar-powered hydrogen- or electricity-generation), then this is actually a pretty impressive argument to go green.
If not. It’s too. Just not as intended, but trough the usage of self-pwning failure. ^^
No room for logic here.
Jumping to conclusions is what we do. And very well might I add.
Logic! A ha ha ha! I don’t know the meaning of the word! No, really, I don’t know what that word means. I’ll have to look it up. Oops, just stopped caring about it…too late.
Logic.
I think it has something to do with computers or making your car go VROMMM!!!
Well then that explains why I don’t know the meaning of it. Computers: Turn it on and play with it for a while until it doesn’t want to play anymore, then turn it off then on again.
Cars: Pretty much the same thing.
Cars: Get from a to b without too much effort. IMHO.
Just hit the gas and ignore the screams
Is THAT what that is?? I thought it was a loose belt. I’ve been turning the radio up louder. You know, to “fix” it.
Ignoring problem>fixing problem
No fear
No life
No logic
No shoes
no shirt
no pants
no service (unless in whorehouse)
I used to work in a club. Once I was about to lock the doors when I found a pair of trousers, socks and shoes in front of the door. Half an hour later someone knocked on the doors. He was wearing his underwear and a shirt and he apparently spend the last two hours in another club which was in the same building like that. I couldn’t even ask him how he managed to lose his trousers because I was laughing so much. Afterwards I was as unable to ask the other clubs’ security guys how they managed to not realize this guy in his underwear in their club.
Epic Lolage.
Accroding to the aforementioned rules, You sir worked in a whorehouse.
Actually, I did once. But there was a only party. No hookers involved.
Living in a city with lots of hookers I have to disagree. They are actually quizte annoying, always trying to get me to f*ck (and pay, of course) them. When I’m going out at night with a male friend and have to pass by where they’re waiting I used to hold hand with the other guy for a minute. That way the hookers think I’m gay and leave me alone.
Quizte? Hmm.
I also have had my fair share of annoying hooker incidents. Not too good looking either…….
Probably selling they’re bodies to get some Meth. Meth head roam crazy here in Arizona.
God Help em.
(still love my fantasized ideas of hookers)
Really? I don’t like the concept of paying for sex. I want the ladies to want it (with me) and to enjoy it. If they’re doing it for the money I’d feel depressed. I rather used my own hands in desperate situations.
Desperate situations call for desperate measures.
*frantically weighs the odds while making a manic attempt to rule the blog*
What’s been happening to my comments. I wrote a long paragraph
on why I thought punishing prostitution was nonsensical…oh well.
Might appear later. That sometimes happens to longer comments.
Oh, and I agree, technicolor. It happens anyway, so it’s better to regulate it to make it as safe as possible for the women.
Did you have strings of rude words? writing Scun-thorpe won’t help.
I’ve had silly encounters turning down prostitutes propositioning me. The Sheffield Red Light District was on campus!
Really? So when you saw a middle aged men on campus he was either a professor or someone looking for a hooker?
*roffle*
I once received a call at the police department of a guy locked inside Wal-mart on Christmas Eve…the store closed down at 6 p.m. and he didn’t bother to call us until after 7. He’d spent the last hour just wandering through the empty aisles, wondering why the place wasn’t packed. I had to put the poor man on hold so I could scream in laughter.
LOL!!!
Hehehe!
At least the guy in my story had the excuse of being drunk.
That’s hilarious
*SQUEEZE*
Sorry! im a little bit lonely here
*SQUEEZE*
Need company?
*SQUEEZE*
Not really.
Just a little contact
thats all.
Kinky Contact?
*touches SimOn*
How does blue-green-blue-red-yellow-blue suit you?
*squeezes*
*SQUEEZE*
Four’s more than a party!
You’re telling me.
*licks lips*
I’ve brought the Bacardi.
Now all I need is a shorty.
I brought cash money
*looks for “hoes” to rain on*
*looks under couch pillow/cushions*
nope
*looks under bed*
nope
Try the fridge
*looks in fridge*
HEY! where’d all the beer go?
I don’t know
*kicks empty bottle under the couch*
Oh yeah. I forgot I put them in the oven.
oops
*hic*
While an eco-friendly Hummer may indeed be less polluting than a regular, it will never be efficent. It weighs too much… Oh, and if it is electric it depends on how the electricity is produced.
Exactly. If you’ve got co2-beching, sulphurous coal power stations producing the electricity to make the H, then the hummer’s still bad news. Also, even if it ran on thin air it would still alert other road users to a driver with a very small penis indeed.
First, if this is hydrogen-powered, it’s not green at all. Hydrogen isn’t a fuel, but an energy carrier, like a battery. Today, hydrogen is produced using natural gas, which is a fossil fuel and still releases carbon into the atmosphere just like gasoline. Electrolysis can be used to make hydrogen, but it’s way too expensive.
Second, a Hummer also puts significantly more wear and tear on the roads. Road damage is proportional to the 4th power of the axle weight. Therefore a Hummer causes at least 50 times more damage to the road than a car. More so if it’s carrying big heavy batteries (solar powered).
So even a “green” Hummer, powered by clean renewable energy, is probably worse than a “non-green” car in terms of environmental impact.
This was just featured on engadget. This Hummer gets 100mpg after the 40-mile electric charge runs out.
Anyone wants some ice cream?
*screams*
orange *dreams*
lemon *nightmares*
apple *life’snotfair*
Watermelon *life’swhatyoumakeit*
I can’t believe I just made a Hannah Montana reference.
I FAIL!!!!!
Now don’t bail
I think you might need this pail.
*puts pail over head*
Thanks
Anytime.
Yes, please. Either Jazzberry Jam or Blizzard Blue would be great! If not those, then I guess I’ll settle for a scoop of Wild Blue Yonder.
Coming up.
YOUR AVATAR IS A HAPPY SUN! LOOL!
Thanks for noticing.
YOUR AVATAR IS A BIG RED BUTTON! LOOL!
MY AVATAR IS JACK JOHNSON! COOL!
Mine is Madvillain! sweet
Er.
MF DOOM
MY AVATAR IS A PHOTO OF A CHEAP JACKET I BOUGHT A WHILE BACK! (not very) COOL! (at all).
It is in my book.
Cool points for you.
Thanks!
Mine is Betty Beretta.
whos gun be next?
I have no idea what mine is, was randomly assigned it by FB.
It’s the cutest little white Moomin I ever did see! *squeeze*
0.0
Now there’s a coinky-dink.
*squeeze*
Liar! Your avatar is you. And I can see your panties…
*unmasks*
Tadaa!
*looks down*
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Mine is a portrait of myself done by Caravaggio. He never filled in the background though
Might be pedal-powered.
Or it’s like the Flintstones’ car.
Which isn’t a bad concept, except the calluses on the driver’s feet must be brutal.
Might be petal-powered.
Powered by dance!
you got me in a trance.
That’s happenstance.
I’ll peel you with this lance.
I think I sliced my pants
Tappin’ fanc(y).
Powered by chance.
…and ants.
…and pants.
…and trends
that depends
is it a cotton blend?
Is it something we have to defend?
Probably something you might have to mend.
Is it something you might lend?
Of course! Give me an address and it I will send.
Make sure it does’nt bend.
Make sure it doesn’t bend.
Make sure it does not bend.
*hopes he made sure it wouldn’t bend*
There’s a horde of weasels in each tyre, they run to spin it round.
Hidden in the wheel arches is two tiny speakers that make fuffing noises to spook them and make them run in the right direction.
Sadly it increases the number of tiger attacks on your car.
but tigers are so tasty!
My adoptive son is a tiger
Siberian?
Spanish.
He was rescued from a pet-shop in Barcelona and now lives in India.
Oh, I only eat Siberian tigers, all the other ones give me stomach cramps for some reason.
That will have been Virginia Mckenna punching you in the stomach to release the tigers.
That would explain it…but what does she have against Siberian tigers?
They stole her Snickers as a kid?
*shrugs*
Fair enough I suppose. What are tigers doing in Siberia anyway?
Does he call you from time to time? Or does he pay a visit on christmas?
He leaves dead caribou on my doorstep as a gift. It gets smelly. Haven’t the heart to tell him I don’t want dead animals, he looks so proud.
“Caribou…Gorn!”
It was the same for me with my grandma’s cookies.
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To be serious for a second: You really have adopted a tiger? That is pretty cool! Do you regularly pay for him? What’s his name?
Your grandma’s cookies left dead caribou on your doorstep???
*panics*
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Yes, although strictly speaking it’s part adoption, many people contribute towards the adoptions through Born Free. There’s a flat rate and you can make donations as well.
He’s called Roque.
I also have two lionesses called Achee and Ma Juah.
Was going to add leopards but recession stepped in
What a noble cause! I’m proud of you!
*squeeze*
*blushes*
Thankyou.
*squeeze*
Damn you recession!
*grapples recession, is thrown from ring*
AH! longest handstand ever!
*changes ʎɹıɐH back to Hairy*
I’m still going here, bud! Don’t count your “WIN!” just yet.
I have been standing like that for 3 days!
I guess you’re now having a massive erection with all the blood flowing to the lower parts of your body?
OK GUYS DO YOUR WORST it’s the website of this dick.
http://www.gotanklessgogreen.com
Are you one of the many many morons who target this truck because of the name Hummer? If you are, your only showing your self as a true idiot. Or maybe not because I’m sure you have done your home work and know that the Hummer you are looking at is a Chevy Tahoe with a Hummer look a like body. It weighs around 5100Lbs and gets better gas mileage than algores Jet.
My Tahoe get around 17 city not the best but it has power and I like it. This is not the dodge built Hummer for the milatary that has armor plating and diesel engine that comes in around 12000Lbs and cost around 120K, and yes would be a tiny over kill for driving around getting the kids to school. Now if you don’t buy what I just wrote look it up for your self. The very frist thing you will see is the suspension it is the dead give away.
Has anyone heard from LEILA since this swine flu started? Could it be she’s taken her BaconLube campaigning a bit too far?!
She did comment on it the other day. I think she stopped campaigning to stop the production of baconlube when she realised the pigs were trying to kill us.
But, doesn’t she realise that’s how the virus spreads?! BaconLube is the main carrier of the viral strain to humans!
Damn. Maybe she’s conspiring to kill baconlube users?
We should accost her later!
Oh I get it, this is a fail at putting up a fail post.
Nice sunglasses!
Fail fail, it runs on natural gas.
I guess you’re now having a massive erection with all the blood flowing to the lower parts of your body?
Yes I am. While burning petrol and eating tree’s
OMFG!!!
Maybe it’s IRONY WIN.
Wonder how the Hummer-haters will react to this model….
http://www.rasertech.com/media/videos/electric-h3-hummer-unveiled
What’s so fail about this? They make hyrbrid Hummers…
Welcome to the “going green” fad. I can’t wait until this one is over (of course people will come up with some other empty reason to feel like they are smarter than others).
People who wear top hats are smarter than people who don’t.
Sweet… I know what I’m asking for Father’s day now! BTW, This was sooooooo and epic win in my book… Love it.
I joined that guy by email here is his answer:
“Great advertisement works…
What do you drive? A 198 ???
That’s not going green , thats being Broke.
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It could be running off of an eco-diesel or something… I don’t see how this is getting 4.5 thumbs on this fail.
That’s an electric Hummer. No fail at all
So i called the number on the hummer.. 1 877 go green…
Maybe not a fail, but this is definitely an oxymoron.
fail fail – there are fuel-cell enabled vehicles like taht – run by hydrogen
Really?
it can be a hibrid or a hydrogen fueld car
i’d be so embarassed to be riding in that. it’s ridiculous
Maybe it’s a 100MPG Hummer.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/28/raser-technologies-develops-100mpg-hummer-h3-just-to-spite-al-go/
I dont really see this as a fail it probably has a bio fuel upgrade that made it a green car
Oddly enough, this picture comes within days of Engadget’s reporting of the 100 MPG Hummer H3. Lawl.
I suppose we should start by converting sub-compacts and other small cars to green technologies first. Why is failblog sucking so bad lately.
Fail fail…. This is likely a non gas using hummer. So its not fail at all. fail fail
It may not be as big a FAIL as we think — maybe it runs on bio-diesel?
The phone number isn’t even right!? Too many digits.
Having “too many digits” is a normal industry practice. You want something people will remember, your name, or a slogan, etc. Maybe someone already has the combo you want, so you improvise by adding in a couple of numbers (87) so you can still get your slogan. So it’s 1-877-87 GO GREEN, or the way we normally write phone numbers 1-877-87G-OGRE. Only the area code and first seven numbers actually count; the remaining numbers just make the spelled-out number look good and be easy to remember: 1-877-87 GO GREEN, but as the phone is already ringing, the extra numbers don’t do anything.
Personally I kind of like “OGRE.” XD
Actually, that’s true. It takes more money and more plants to make a hybrid than a Hummer. Hybrid parts are made in many different factories all over the planet, and have to be shipped back and forth to different plants for production, thus using more fossil fuels and ruining more sections of the planets from plant waste, etc. Look it up. Seriously.
This pic isn’t really as stupid as you think seeing that most knowledgeable people know that anthropogenic (man made) global warming is a false pseudo-scientific claim which is only being pushed by the governments of the west in order to stop the development of the third world and place harsh carbon taxes on the people to be payed to the central bankers. Real environmentalists like the creator of Greenpeace realizes this and features in the great documentary: The Great Global Warming Swindle.
Actually, it’s a hybrid Hummer H3. 185mpg under 40 miles, 150mpg under 60 miles, 100mpg under 100 miles, and 33mpg under 200 miles. Just as much power as a regular Hummer, but greener than a Prius.
“Go Green” on an H2 (or H3?). Just slightly hypocritical.
Yeah, those guys are obviously idiots. I mean, what kind of phone number has 12 digits?
Almost every business that wants their number to be easy to remember.
Uhm bio fuel hummer.
no fail.
I called and checked and it does run on Biodiesel. B100 to be exact. People should really do there homework before they judge. I guaranty this Hummer is greener that what half of the people on the blog are driving. …PASS
There are hummers out there that work on biodiesel and fuel cells. A lot of 18 wheelers also. trust me I have seen worst. so what is it that bothers people? that its a hummer or that we cant afford one. schwarzenegger has one that works on fuel cells. and he runs the most green state.
Actually there is nothing wrong with this picture. For the less informed, at the automotive show, HUMMER was showcasing a hummer with a more efficiant diesel engine as well as four batteries in the lower back portion of the vehicle
It’s the Hummer hybrid.
WHAT A JOKE!! lol
Anyone wanna go to VEGAS?
you do realize that they’re are hummers that have been converted to biodiesel
and this hummer is probably one of them.
a real greeny person lool
ehe
Derrrr
That hummer runs on hydrogen. It’s a fuel-cell car. That means it causes less pollution than a Yaris. Failblog Fail.
this hummer was featured on the news. It runs on 2 batteries and the original engine. This things get 100+ mpg…
actually u can claim that this is greener then a prius.this is because of the distance travelled for the battery needed for the prius.in fact ive even heard that u could power a hummer for a year with the amount of fuel used to bring the battery for prius to america
The perfect symbol of the utter scam the green movement always has been.
That’s a bio-diesel hummer. How is that a fail?
wow. this was a fail on your part, whoever posted this crap. it’s run on veggie oil.
The hummer is funny as hell, what a trip
wow no body has posted on this for a RLY long time >.>
this a massive ‘up yours’ to every green protester.
thats a hydrogen hummer dumb asses
Since hummers are long lasting vehicles and are made compliantly in north america they are one of the most environmently friendly cars in the world
All you environmentalists, shut the f*ck up. I’m tired of all your crap. What’s even more fail is how much you care. I don’t really give a crap what other people do. Just worry about yourselves if you want to save the environment.
It could be fueled by bio-diesel.