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Heh! Snorkeling win!
Failblog Video fail :O
I see white.
I see France.
I see teff7′s underpant’s!
*high-fives the Outlaw
*
*hides in corner holding t-shirt down over underwear*
*stares and tilts head to side*
*walks over and offers change of clothes*
*takes them away at the last second*
*laughs*
I do like your name and avatar
It looks to me like you merged that potatoe and cross to meet your personal icon needs. hoewver, isnt the plural of potatoe potatos?
and people say I’m pedantic!
Attention FailBlog Haiku Warriors!
OK, here guys are a couple I did a while back:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=3181149&imageID=60934808
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.editAlbumPhoto&albumID=3181149&imageID=60934823
*pats Dan Quayle on the head* here..have a cookie. *stage whisper* I think learning to spell his last name was just to hard on him….
perhaps it was only one potato that got mashed?
YEA EMPEROR!!!
Is that a tornado in the background??
Massive pollution?
I think it’s his flipper.
Rats… I think your right. Well that just ruined it for me.
The other guy’s flipper is broken.
*POUNCE!!*
*TILT!*
*SMOOOCH!!*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*SNORK!*
PORK!
Spork!
Well, you arent a dork.
DORK!
SPORK
*EL*
LOL that’s exactly what I first thought too, that it was a tornado. I thought the fail had something to do with that tornado, though I really doubed how it could be shown in 12 seconds (as the intro + title takes some time away from the total time). It took me like 5x watching it before I realized it’s a low-quality frame of the other guy’s flipper.
Yess, my life is complete I powered a fail. Thanks everybody. Please don’t change the video format, I like it as is.
*SQUEEZE*
Good luck on your tests this week!!!
*squeeze*
Thanks, I aced two of them today, Mobile programming and unix and php programming.
Congratulations, Emperor…on the tests and for powering the fail.
Thanks, I have a sociology test today, these exams are killer, I also have 2 tomorrow, physics and process modeling.
Say, whatever happened to Sam?
Who?Jason, Emily happened to Sam. With a vengeance.
Who is Emily? I remember everyone talking about her but I'm sort of new here.She is the One Who Wieldeth Great Power.
Hip, hip, HURRAY!
Emily Rose happened to Sam, he’ll never forget it.
That little kid on booze who wanted to look like Chris Crocker.
I was joking.It took me three times watching that idiots video to figure out his gender.
Do you need three times sex as well to figure out the gender?
No.
I think Savage is speaking from experience.
Has that ring to it.
*giggles*
Railing win!
Railing Failing Win?
It looks like that diver got a little hung up.
Good thing he wasn’t well hung up.
He could have decided that he was just going to hang out.
His friends thought it was a big gaff.
That would net him the title of “My Old Gaffer”.
Do you think this fail was orc-hestrated?
Nah. Old hobbits are hard to break, you know.
Ent anyone going to do another pun?
Had he been better hung this might have been a censored fail.
Heh
Hah>_>
Hah
Aww, too slow.Notice how we posted it at the same time, too.
A ninja automatically wins. Sorry.*in stern voice*
A Ninja never apologizes!
SLAP!
*wakes up*
Whoa, I just had a weird dream.*bows to Judy*
Mayhap she will teach us her ways and wisdom!
Reason number two as to why I will never EVER go snorkeling.
Is Number One that a bird will land on your snorkle tube and poop into it?
Either that or some insane Skwerl will clock it with his nuts.
um…..*clog
bukkit please?
I’m claustrophobic. Snorkeling or scuba diving is not recommend for those who have that kind of an issue. That and open water also terrifies me.
Explains why you’re home cooking so often.
What scares me is not so much open water but not being able to see the bottom… If the ocean was about ten feet deep I would be fine in the middle of the atlantic. YOu never know what huge creature is lurking below, contemplating you.
That’s exactly what freaks me out about natural bodies of water.
Exactly. Although, ten feet is a wee bit deep. Sharks can attack in water that is only three feet deep. I think I may watch too much Animal Planet and Discovery.
Shark Week rules!
*shudders*
ok… for some strange reason this page wasnt refreshimg for me. I apologise for my irrational panic. maybe if it was two feet deep we could have a train from Boston to London and still have some fish.
I looooooooooooooove the bottomless aspect of the ocean. It makes me feel like I’m flying, and getting my deep-diving certification was one of the most exciting thing I’ve ever done.
Oddly enough, I’m fine in a boat. A decent sized boat, but still.
Decent sized is a smallish cabin cruiser or a 38 foot sailboat at least, just for definition.
Avis is claustrophobic. She doesn’t like narrow alleys and places. She invented the “Comments won’t nest below this level” function to make more room to breathe in, does that sound correct?
Uh, no. I don’t like unfamiliar small spaces, such as closets and the like. Snorkel and scuba masks are what gets me. I’d explain it if I could, but it is by definition an unreasonable fear.
So I guess ’7 minutes in Heaven’ is out then.
That would be true… if I am unfamiliar with that specific closet. I didn’t say it made sense.
My brother has claustrophobia, and we were once backpacking together in a very SMALL tent. He had an attack and went into this convulsive frenzy like you’ve never seen, madly trying to get out. We were lucky the tent didn’t end up in a million tiny pieces.
So I suggest avoiding backpacking, unless you want to lug a very large tent!
*ahem* I despise camping. Not so much afraid of it, I am just unwilling to be apart from indoor plumbing. I have been camping, and it’s not my cup of tea.
Why the heck not? I can’t think of anything more fun! I mean, you have body odo(u)r, bug bites, uncomfortable sleeping conditions, blazing heat, freezing cold, going #1 and #2 in the woods, sunburn, awful food, blisters, aches and pains…. What could possibly be more fun than that?
Central air/heating, running water, no bugs (or potentially dangerous animals), food that is properly stored and cooked, and nice cozy beds. That is more fun. I’m what you might call a city girl.
That classifies you as “sane”. I love the city too, but like to get outdoors for some fresh air and views now and again. But why torture myself climbing some mountain for no good reason? Perhaps I have underlying masochistic tendencies…
You know what I love about camping? Those tiny little cereal boxes that you cut open with a knife. Those things are awesome.
You can have a camping party any ol’ time then. Buy a 12-pack tonight, and enjoy in the comfort of your own home! (Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with Kellogs)
Agreed Hammy! Do they still make those things?
I’m not saying I don’t like the country, or would even have a problem living in the country (assuming I was living in a house), I just really enjoy the comforts of home!
While I definitely appreciate the modern comforts of home, I have nevertheless never had as much fun as the times I’ve gone on week-long whitewater / camping trips on wild and scenic rivers. We ate like kings (and queens), had a wild time on the river, drank way too much at night around the campfire, and generally had the times of our lives.
‘Twas good to get home to a hot shower (although hot springs in the wilderness, when you can find them, are delightful), but I love the outdoors too
Some of my fondest memories are of nights around a campfire, watching the stars, singing, talking, being silent…it can be completely amazing.
But yes…showers are good, too! And there is much to be said for huddling together in front of a fireplace inside.
Meteor showers are pretty awesome.
Oooooooh yeah.
Watching the meteor showers in the Kettle Moraine up in Northern Wisconsin…bliss.
Roughing it = room service is late.
Dragon! It’s happening again! not one, not two, not three comments have been kidnapped or killed! THEY JUST VANISH! I’m telling you, it’s true! goodbye comment, goodbye… *screams*
p.s. If this comment is here, its because they want it to be here! They want me to look paranoid!
*hides the metallocrustomachinaist missionary’s stolen comments behind back*
It has happened to all of us!
It’s all in your head, dear.
It was a reality for about five minutes there. Then I realised there were no new comments and cleared my cache and restarted Internet explorer. All better now.
Now stop using Loz’s avatar.
*grabs “missionary” by the collar as smoke leaks from nose and mouth*
I suggest you do what the man says.
Now.
Isn’t avatar-theft usually punished with at least seven potatoes /no BaconLube)?
Actually, I was picturing Skwerl clocking it with his nuts.
It wasn’t pretty.
Here’s the bukkit though.
*Dunks without looking*
Picturing WhoaNellie Choking, but keeps nuts outta the picture entirely, some things is just private ya know!
Thank you, thank you, we’ll leave comments like that to the lamestream media.
Did someone call my name?
*gives cake*
SCORE!!!! Thank you Alice.
No problem! I made a cake on Saturday!
got any pie?
HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!BOGGY, you ever go snorkling?
BOGGY goes swimming in the BOG nearly every day.
He doesn’t need to snorkel because he can hold his
breath for days!
I should have known.
He’s resilient, that one.
And remarkably green.
That’s how I designed him…
Well, the green is just the algae growing on him
(and seaweed if he’s pretending to have hair).
If he can hold his breath for a long time can you ask him nicely to go to the fishmonger’s and get some Sea Bass for me? I can’t stand the smell…
I get the impression SB hasn’t trained him quite that well, yet. He can go on wild troll rampages.
(Hmm, perhaps he’s very well trained??)
So I guess Boggy helping my move in a few months is out of the question too?
.
Oh well, I’ll manage. Shame, I would’ve paid for the flight and everything (provided he promised not to gobble me up).
BOGGY has a somewhat memory – I’d be careful about that gobbling part.
But he’d be excellent helping you move; use a lot of padding in your boxes
Insert “short” after “somewhat” – it really helps when you’re interrupted three times in the middle of a post.
Yes, I know how that…
*puts out yet another fire at work*
…um, where was I?
Why don’t they understand that we have MUCH more important things to do than their silly and ultimately pointless “work”?
The nerve! I can’t understand why anyone wants to make me do work? I just can’t stand it.
“A somewhat memory…”
For some reason, I really like that.
poetic…wait, what were we talking about?
Baby, don’t get hooked on me.
♪ I’m just a diver for your love ♪
♫Head over heels
Where should I go
Can’t stop myself
Outta control
Head over heels
No time to think
Looks like
The whole world’s out of sink♫
*puts whole world back in sink*
Wow, that is one big sink!
Everything’s relative.
Noooo….we all know ‘it’s a small world after all’.
Damn you!!!!
*plugs ears*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
That reminds me.
*puts “A whole new world” in stereo
*
I’ve had the Cheers song in my head for 3 days now… this is a welcome change.
An earworm is welcome?!
Right.
*takes out Universe implosion button and puts it on table*
Well?
I don’t know… how many times have you done it this week?
*sigh*
♪Here we go again♪
How’s that for an earworm?
♪ “Here I go again on my own….” ♪
Great. Now I have 80s big hair soft metal going through my head.
Heehee!
Anything is better than ‘A whole new world’ though.
How ’bout “The bare necessities”?
.
I’m pushing my luck, aren’t I?
I don’t mind that one; it’ll do as an earworm.
*starts humming “Awimbawe, Awimbawe, Awimbawe, Awimbawe”*
That’s it!
You’re both grounded!
Aw…
*grumbles in the corner and pouts*
♪ Marezeedotesandozeedotesanliddlelamb’sadiverrrrrr….♪
♪ Akidllbedivertoowoodntyooooo…♪
“Mairsy doats and doasy doats…”
Hadn’t thought of that one in years.
I’m wondering if the camera man will stay all day there watching him…?
If the water rejects him, does that mean he’s a Witch?
Only if he’s made of wood.
And weighs the same as a duck.
And likes potatoes
It means he’s very bad at dating.
He’s not ready to take the plunge.
He doesn’t want to be a dip.
What went wrong…he can’t fathom.
He’s out of his depth.
Maybe it was overcooking the spring ducking when he cooked dinner for his dates.
It could be his table manners; he’s been called a sop before.
Why do you need to go in backwards if you’re snorkelling.
The point of doing that is to keep the tanks from smacking you when you’re SCUBA diving…
Retards.
-Eric
Damn, I am sometimes irked by these kind of fads where you put your username at the end.
-JasonK
LOL It’s a habit. I have done that for a LONG time, usually just on forums where I don’t use my real name.
-Jon
So, Eric isn’t your real name, Jon?
-Judy
It either is or it isn’t.
-Roger
It’s like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, tied with a bow and placed in a box full of packing peanuts…
… held in suspension by strangely powerful anti-matter magnets…
*swoops down in hover craft and grabs package*
*swoops down in hover craft and grabs package*
Perhaps TK will swoop down in a hovercraft and grab the package … although it is my understanding, Michael Jackson doesn’t need a hovercraft. True?
Isn’t it cool how, when dealing with anti-matter, things sometimes happen twice?
Yeah, that’s pretty much what I was thinking. I’ve been snorkeling before (in Hawaii no less, highly recommended if you ever get the chance), and I jumped in the same as if I was just going for a swim.
What? No WIN section? *cries*
What's ... going to do?!?Probably feel smug about winning.
On a related note…
“CLICK TO VOTE!”
Vote early and vote often!
.
Sorry, local elections are coming up where I am, my head is filled with campaign slogans.
Commit early, commit often.
Sorry, still in geek mode.
ROLL BACK ROLL BACK!!!!!!!!!
Back it up there.
That sounds more like and advert for Asda…
Sea WIN in 3….2….1….
“Blug, glug, blorg, ooooooo”
-diver
He asked himself, “How do I work this?”
-Talking Head (underwater)
*chuckles*
*snork(els)*
Bonus fail: you drop off the edge like that for scuba diving, not snorkeling. They both just got a lot of water in their tubes.
That has got to have been one terrible wedgie. He’ll be voiding spandex for days.
Spandex has been void as a good fashion statement since… well… probably the invention of spandex.
# There’ll be
spandex jackets
one for everyone…
Spandex should be a privilege.
*shudders*
Most definitely!
Remember the 80′s?
Must I?
I have a coworker that doesn’t quite understand the proper use of spandex, and that spandex doesn’t adhere to the dress code as “professional attire.”
*tries to imagine what type of spandex clothing could be remotely considered “professional attire” in any way*
*fails*
So does the coworker. It hurts my eyes because the spandex will contract and fold under places that it shouldn’t….
*shudder*
I was the first person to wear spandex in high school. I was laughed out of school that day.
.
I guess I was ahead of the curve…
High school kids are cruel by any stretch of the imagination.
When it comes to opinions in fashion high school kids are hardly flexible.
Usually that’s an extension of their family life.
Maybe, or by a stretch of the imagination, an extention of themselves.
(Just so you see I am not duplicating your joke)
Dammit I just saw that I was repetitive. Let me snap back into the spandex pun run in a bit.
…
Please tell me you work in an office where nobody outside of the guy’s co-workers would ever have to see him.
Ahem.
That’s “cow-orker”.
Please place hyphens appropriately.
That is all.
A fellow Dilbert fan?
*High fives WN*
hehehe… my former employer actually made it into The Dilbert Principle, after I sent Scott an email describing something they did. I forgot all about sending it to him until I bought the book and was reading along… and – OMG!!!
Awesome! I emailed Scott once, and was surprised to get a personal (and witty) response.
Can you tell us which strip it was? Or is that privileged information?
In my case it wasn’t a strip, just part of the text – I seem to recall page 64, but it’s been a loooooong time, and I don’t remember it without finding the book in a box somewhere…
Got my copy right here… don’t think it’s page 64. It’s some comics, followed by a list of “true statements” and “omitted qualifiers”. Like “I’ll call you when I know” … you won’t be there.
Unfortunately. That fashion era should just be burned from memory!
*snork*
*le*
*el*, actually, but this is the Luxury Edition.
*Offers bukkit*
Thanks.
Is this the Luxury Bukkit?
*presents luxury bukkit*
Now with 25% less fat!
and better gas mileage
小胖子 didn’t let me borrow the bukkit before.
*hands LEILA a special, limited edition, gold-plated bukkit, with bejeweled handle*
Awww!! *sniff* I am so touched Brewski. TY
I’ll handle this.
*handles*
*this*
*watches LEILA touching brewski*
*watches WN watching LEILA touching brewski*
*watches TV*
*el*, actually, but this is my lunch-hour.
*rolling in the isles*
*rolling on the river*
*keeps on rollin’*
*observes excessive amounts of rolling from dark corner*
*Rolls over Blog Ninja*
*rolls over Beethoven*
*rolls eyes*
(just keeping with the theme)
*Eats a jelly roll with afternoon tea…*
*rolls royce*
*rolls a cigarette*
Anybody want this thing? I don’t smoke.
*rolls eyes*
I don’t smoke either.
*rolls down the hill*
WHEEEEEE!!!!!
Whoa, dizzy…
*watches in horror as shit rolls down*
Sorry, I work in a corporation.
*rolls up for the mystery tour*
*rolls in grave*
.
That’s just the way I roll folks …
*eats a Swiss Roll*
*eats an apple turnover*
Couldn’t just roll with it could you?
I thought it was a good twist!
*Rolls up the rim to win*
Sorry, Canadian.
*high fives*
I won a muffin the other day!
Umm….
*ponders*
I’ve lost count.
.
How ’bout you press it for a change?
I love when its the roll up the win season.
Whoah! How did THAT get there?
It rock-and-rolled.
Unfortunately, it has come to this, it got Rick Astleyed.
(I hate this meme)
Thunder rolls.
Baker’s rolls
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
NOOOOOOO, you just brought back horrible memories of my grade 9 tech class. My teacher was a Jamaican colo(u)red fellow and he used to make all those ridiculous sayings on a daily basis. I can still hear his voice haunting me in my sleep.
“Birds of a feather flock together”
“you are a hammer head (substituted with you are a lead head)”
“A rolling stone collects no moss”
“Empty barrels make the most noise”
“Go and get yo boook what you waitin for Chrismas?”
“Boooyy sit ya rear down and get in gear”
give me a drink please, my ears are bleeding.
Oh one more, “You are a simpleton and you live in simpletown!”
I never was on the receiving end of them but he always had to say one of them to someone in the class.
Cliches can be annoying. I’ve met those who overuse them. But really, I was just trying to roll with the punches on this pun run!
In the end I knew he was just re-rolling out the same lines so I tuned him out.
Why hello Blog Ninja, How are you feeling today? Still down? I hope not. Life is so great!
Well, hey! Nope, I'm doing great!Well thats good. Life is so much easier when you move on and realize that its not the end of the world.
It certainly is. I was just feelin' down that day.*rollin’ rollin’ rollin’; keep them snorkelers rollin’*
Raw Hide!
Hyaaaah!!!
Wow that looks like an awesome place to go snorkeling!
[/sarcasm]
Failblog is kinda late; I’ve seen this one yesterday on Youtube…. from the failblog channel, of course.
I guess 小胖子 doesn’t understand how the failblog channel works…
I guess not. LOL. As such, I don’t have much to say about this fail…. so hopefully we begin talking about BaconLube soon.
Baconlube? *throws in water*
A tigress? Hmmm.
NOOO! I think Baycun Loob is bad!IMPOSTOR ALERT!!! LOL
Who? Where? I’ll be on the lookout!
I am seeing triple. Better lay off that tequila Nellie provided.
Those lemons must have been rotten.
Shoulda eaten the limes
I will remember next time.
p.s. put the lime in the coconut
Off to vote for Failblog for a Webby, since there’s finally a video without a lame “win” tacked on!
Does it really require that horrible M$ crapware called silverlight? I’d rather claw out my eyes with a wooden spoon than install that trashware on any computing device I own!
What on earth are you babbling on about? I didn’t need to install anything. You’re being had, mate.
You said yesterday that you had vista, you probably already have silverlight installed. ZombieApocylapse seems like a mac person.
Oh OUCH! Serious squishing in the nether regions I assume.
Well, you probably make the right assumption.
And then he drowned.
“They drowned.”
- Warden from Escape from Alcatraz
LIES!!!!!
Yeah, didn’t you see that Mythbusters? They totally could’ve made it!
Oh, um … if Mythbusters proved it can be done, then who am I to dispute it? LOL
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Did someone say cookies?
I heard cookies.
What’s the magic word?
Now!
.
Just kidding… um… pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssse!?
Or is it BACONLUBE!?
*just takes a cookie*
“BACONLUBE NOW Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssase!”
Well put!!!
*Passes plate of cookies*
Yaaay! *takes a cookie* Thanks, I needed one!
You guys deserve em.
My work day is never boring while I have you all
here on FB! Thanks for that….srrsly!
Awww… *blushes and scuffles toe*
*one cookie disappears from plate as ninja passes through town unnoticed*
*blinks and looks at plate*
Whoa! *awed whisper*
You rang?
*beams with pride at Blog Ninja*
*accepts cookie*
Thank you, grasshopper. You have learned well.
*basks in pride (though not visibly)*
Has anybody seen Blog Ninja? I can’t seem to find him.
Cookies!
*snarf*
I will do anything for chocolate right now.
Is chocolate cake good enough?
*offers*
OMG!!! There is NOTHING better than chocolate cake!!!!
Except maybe Turducken…..
Hi LEILA!
*rolled in a fetal position and starts to rock* this is not happening. this is not happening.
LEILA! LEILA!
*slaps Leila*
WAKE UP! You were having a nightmare…
Where is Toto?
*looks down and shuffles feet*
Er…
*eyes flicker towards open window*
NO! You didn’t GBF! Tell me you are joking.
OF COURSE NOT!
*pulls Toto from inner jacket*
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Oh wait…
*checks calender*
Damn. A few weeks too late.
.
Please don’t kill me.
GBF didn’t do it…it was the flying monkeys…
I saw them with my own two closed eyes.
*gives*
I'd like a slice of pizza. All Meat, preferably.*slaps Ninja but won’t tell him why*
You seem to think that it's possible to just slap a Ninja.I thought I did. Want me to do it again?
*pssst….Leila!! Now that you woke him up, I don’t particularly think it would be a good idea to slap him again…*
Just sayin’
LEILA slapped a ninja?!
*covers eyes and ears*
So is “slapping the ninja” what they’re calling it these days?
O.o
CAUTION: All of the content contained in the following dismemberment is not suitable for children. (Or anyone for that matter)
Viewer discretion is advised.
With Baconlube sauce?
THAT’S IT!!! All of you line up here for a cavity search and YES boys and girls, we WILL be using some BACONLUBE since you like it soooooooo much. Who is going first?
All of us?
And anyways, I hate Baconlube!
I will exempt you then (for now) plus you gave me some chocolate cake.
Where’s you warrant?
*flashes a piece of paper @ Ms B and puts it away* Now, please get in line right over there and someone will assist you.
*refuses to cooperate, disappears into the shadows*
*invokes some mythical creature from Harry Potter to chase after Ms B*
I must apologize LEILA, but you already missed that party…it was last week.
You’re EVIL to ducks, turkeys, and chickens!
Isn’t he though? What do we do with him?
Cook him in a fish in a shark?
would I then be a ‘grayishark’ or maybe a ‘sharkishmatter’?
It matterz not … you will be recycled one way or another.
Who cares? You’d be DEAD!
HA!! Great minds think alike. GRAB HIM!!!!!! Before he disappears in the shadows like Ms B did.
Well THAT was rude.
I cannot disappear as I was ‘never here’ HAHAHAHa
*grabs graymatterz*
too slow
What part was rude? The part where you are getting recycled?
no…me DEAD
Gray matter? Dead?
*drools in anticipation*
BRAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!
*takes out shotgun*
*aims*
‘In case of Zombies, Break Glass’
Wow, I thought that was a stupid idea and that I would NEVER have a use for it.
BOOM! Headshot.
Thanks for drawing his attention GBF…sorry ’bout your ear.
So…is “canpaigning” when you put the turducken in a can and preserve it?
Methinks she had a little too much to drinky.
Correction. I enjoy them…the evil ones are the ones who kill them. I buy mine from the store where meat is made and no animals are harmed.
Well, as long as you get you animal meat from the grocery store then we don’t have a problem at all. You are very cool in my book.
SSHHHH, Leila will hear you…
Obviously, it’s too late…
*ducks and runs for cover*
Chicken.
He is isn’t he? He will be back though.
*will not point out that 2 out of 3 animals needed for…* nevermind
You turkeys!
I’m outta here, happy failing all.
DING DING DING…
We have a winner.
I’m out too. Tomorrow then.
lol boat win
“From the makers of the lolcat, it’s the lolboat! Captions coming soon!”
No more Failboat! Winboat!
Did he…..die?
same question… is je still alive?? hope so… but i guess, that the cameraman finally helped him…. after capturing this FAIL moment
What do we look like, doctors? We were to busy laughing to tell if he was dying or not, then when he stopped moving and making noise we figured he needed to be cut loose.
i think the diver is off in the deep end
No. He ran into a millstone underwater and it pulled him to the bottom.
Blepa blipa bleapa.. much?
he got -Drownded’d'ded’d-
Thank god for a fail video without an inane “___ win in 3… 2…” thing. that is so stupid and ruins all fails. I just watched a man walk into a sliding glass door, it’s not any funnier to see “glass win in 3… 2..” it’s so stupid i hate it so much i want it to die
AFV reject?
Yeah since nobody was hit in the balls…
Can you see this? I hope so!
Try clicking 'see all' at the top or bottom of the page. But I'm not sure if you can see this.Your post is showing up. Fear not.
its a curse!
I feel like an idiot
There, there… we all do at times.
ok, back to life as normal…
Wonder he didn’t drown.
Wow, lots of new faces! Where is Ryanonn? *wonders*
*waves at Loz*
just an attempt to bring back some old favorites… I havent commented but I have always read the comments. I LOVE YOU ALL!
WTF is going on here? You are using Loz’s avatar, but there is no ^&%&%^ way you are Loz. Stop this right now. This is NOT funny, and you’re going to piss many people off…permanently.
Change “going to” to “already has” and you’re absolutely right. This is a troll-trick and nothing more.
I miss Lunchbox!
I do miss Lunchbox.
His comments were always good.
Can we get him back?
There, Haiku.
i don’t want to spoil the party ppl but.. what’s this a blog or a chat?
Both?
A chog! No, A blat!
Quick! To the blatmobile.
The guy dies, fyi.
if it’s snorkeling, why are they flipping over into the water?
did he ever get back up???
Help! I’m stuck to the boat!
whoah, and what was he doing snorkeling in the first place?