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Seatbelts for pirates?
i like how they used cardboard as a poop guard
i like how they used a diaper as a poop guard
i like how they used a poop guard as a poop guard
I almost want to say ‘poor baby’, but I wount because I don’t really like babies all that much.
I like how the baby guards the Pooptarts that are behind his seat.
Ah yes, I remember the pooptarts. FailblogSelf-reference win.
I just knew that word was going to stick with me! I try not to use it too much but this thread pretty much required it.
You’ve stuck to a pooptart
Better than his poop being stuck to a tart.
She charges extra for that! Hazard pay.
Hazard pay? If enough poop gets stuck on her and she’s completely covered by it, then she will be invisible to the Predator™ ! Profit, I say!
I am stuck on pooptart brand because pooptarts stick on me
True. But I didn’t stick to it; it stuck to me. Wait, that’s not much better, is it?
I wear the pooptart, it does not wear me.
The whole pooptart meme wears on me.
HAHA ITS A CARSEAT FAIL
In Soviet Russia, pooptart wear you!
something interesting seems to be occurring to his right.
What cardboard? Ha, ypu mean the pizza box?
That’s an interesting letter. I didn’t know I spoke Icelandic.
What the…? It’s just a “p”, I thougt I wrote a “þ”.
*sigh*
Monday mornings.
Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin’ all of the time
(Morning!)
Goodmorning!
I am glad I don’t know the song. It looks like it is of the earwormy type.
I love mondays, anyhow, good morning.
Really? Apart from FB I don’t see a reason to love mondays.
And Czuhc, I bet you do know it. “Monday Monday” by the Mamas & the Papas.
I dunno, i’m just cheery on mondays *cheers*
I wish I could be…I do try. Coffee helps. Which really, I suppose, doesn’t make me cheery as much as not-so-uncheery. But I’ll take it.
Of course I know it, I was just trying to keep the info to a minimum to block the earworm.
♪ Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be… ♪
Thank you so very much.
*tips hat*
I know the song too, and was able to block the earworm Czuhc, until you added the “♪” just then. *sigh* Now it’s there; it’s stuck.
I don’t know what the hell any of y’all are talking about.
(Morning people)
Completely unrelated clicky.
(Morning! How was your weekend?)
Surely you know it!
It’s their hit from 1966.
Next lines are
♪♪♪ Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee ♪
That Monday evening you would still be here with me…♪♪
(Hello!)
I can say with certainty that I’ve never heard it before.
(Hello all. Not bad taa, yours?)
Sunny and relaxing – great! How did you manage to not know this song?
1966. Same year as me. *sigh*
Enter another disgruntled FBer. Where the devil is my coffee?
*hugs to all*
Hahaha! Arthur, there’s much I don’t know.
Seems to be the default Failblog condition. Total bewilderment. Hi Moox, high priestess of non-sequiturs. What happened to your pretty avatar?
Hi Teddy! I changed the avatar to remind someone how lucky we are. And yes, non-sequiturs are my maintstay.
Good morning all.
*squeezes to all and sundry*
I’m more confused by events at work than disgruntled.
*waves*
*rides the wave* You dented my sundry!
Hi Moomin! *ankle squeeze*
Confused in an enjoyable way?
*buys Mookie a replacement sundae*
*ankle squeezes Arthur*
*admires ass*
*feeds it a carrot*
Boss wandered in and gave us a talk.
As far as we could tell, the main point was. . .
‘this is confusing, we need to sort it out and agree something’
We were under the impression that was why we were having the talk?
*shrugs*
How are you?
Hey Mookie, what’s in your avatar? Two brown paper bags? (potatoes?)
It’s a fortune cookie, actually. The fortune says, “A happy life is in front of you.”
Your boss should probably stop drinking before and during work. I’m fine, thanks. Great weekend. I proved that global warming is real, because I shaved my head and it didn’t cool down. Usually I shave and immediately thereafter the temperature drops ten to twenty degrees and we get a blizzard. Not this year. The weather just acted as if I didn’t shave my head. Global warming is real, Mr. Bush.
Thank god for that. “A happy life is behind you…” now that would be depressing.
I would love for you to write that in as proof to a serious website or newspaper
*squeeze*
Yes, but since every other day of the week is fine (yeah) has Monday been designated (r)earworm day?
By the way it’s not a pizza box, it’s a satellite dish-box. Clearly for watching the discovery channel, it’s educational ye know?
It’s a box from Dish Network.
The box is marked The Dish Network, not the deep dish network – satellite TV, not pizza. So the baby’s saying “You’re installing the Dish Network WHERE??”
Is the upside-down trend over?
you know its always safety on top of everything.
Even the baby looks horrified by the stupidity of the person whose done the seatbelt up.
The baby looks horrified by the incompetence of the driver. The baby fastened the seatbelt himself and does not dare to look to the road.
1. Decide to head out to KIDS EXCHANGE.
2. Strap bebbeh’s head to seat.
3. Safety.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
I shall steal this poor child from it’s stoopid parent(s) and raise it as my own! It will be brilliant and be able to climb trees very well!
holy crap, I wish I had that baby’s parents
I’ll just have the mom – but each to their own failman, I’m not one to judge.
Have two moms, they’re small. *pours DrB a glass of milf to wash them down*
Kiemoo! Cheers! I could just enjoy me some mom all night *takes a little honey with his milf*
Sweets to the sweet! How are things down under? And in Australia?
Sugar and spice and all things nice? (biab!)
My two moms?
You could make a sitcom with that premise.
Rhapsody has two mommies, so I am told.
How Bohemian.
*rhapsodizes*
*paints things blue*
*looks for Velvet*
That black velvet should be on the kids mouth.
Or a black bar over his eyes – to protect his privacy.
You left the ‘e’ off the end of ’sitcom’.
(hi, bye, later’ll try)
You mispelled three as sit.
(why, sigh, goodbye)
Threes a crowd! *enjoys being crowded*
Also the ‘c’ should be an ’s’
Oh yeah.
Hahaha.
Oops.
But I thought Moomins had a Moom and a Daad. No?
~ sends out shy lil *squeezes* to Moomin, czuhc, DrB, Arthur, Mookie, lou, Hairy, teddy ‘n’ jam … (and though not here right now – DW, WN, MMC, BFF – among others I’ve clearly neglected to remember) ~
To those whose cleverness
I love to read,
but cannot match!
No way, indeed!
*cringes but hits “Add comment” anyway*
Sorry, don’t do lil squeezes.
SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!
*Squeezes the foop, also DrB as he’s now in the way*
*bounces in*
*SQUEEZE*
Thankyou for the lovely poem
*squeeze*
Buckle up, It’s teh law!
*straps spiked collar to Sjoerd*
*takes him/her for a walk*
*throws a stick*
Don’t stop pulling…that stick’ll come off in a minute.
AMG NEARLY SECOND POST
AMG look kids its the rare “fail troll” if you see one of these kill it on sight due to urgent culling of them in almost every chatroom/forum
WHAT A MORMON!
Um…I’m thinking you mean MORON…..I doubt this had anything to do with religion.
I think you’ll find that this has EVERYTHING to do with religion and that that baby is in fact the creator of all the celestial beings ever.
Well….I guess you could say this was a crazy religious right….maybe…
But I stand with my ‘not a mormon’ thinking.
And I have to say for the record, I really hope this was a staged picture and not reality.
“hmm… satellite dish, or car seat… it IS playoff season.”
The dishy satellite spends half of her orbit evading the ISS.
Poor Kid
Time rich?
in all honesty Beth, don’t set up a fail picture, they are supposed to be candid. whats funny about it if you purposefully put your baby into that position. first off you are treating your kid as something funny, then making a joke of it to everyone. seriously, what kind of parent are you? getting a few laughs from people with nothing better to do then to look at this sight is hardly worth your child’s dignity. Child services everyone?
“What kind of parent is her?”
Her husband cheated, I don’t think she is the mother.
well if her husband cheated, thats still her kid. Or it would mean its another woman’s baby. is so… why would she have it? is she now a kidnapper? either way, she fails as an adult
fail to get previous reference
at least the baby doesnt get to see any accidents and get scarred for life.
now, thats what i call forward planning
Not so sure about that one wing, I think if there are any accidents with the car the car the baby’s in, the baby won’t survive it as its neck would break. That’s what I call…
*walks away*
yea of course his/her neck would break
haha of course i know the neck will break.
why is it that everyone’s getting all serious suddenly
this pic is probably taken when the car is still, and very much safe. the parents probabyl did it out of humour.
Must be out of humour…. There is no way anybody that knows how to make a baby is THIS stupid :d
I know that’s sarcastic, Hairy.
Accidentally sarcastic?
When you’re a parent, you tend to notice just how attrocious and undeserving some people can be. Then again, maybe it was just one of their Accident Kids!
A gifted one?
NOT frozen…Ehhhhhck!
Already then, i’ll just throw him in the fridge for ya.
Really stupid people tend to make more babies than anybody else. Fear for the future!
Oh yeah. Reminds me of the movie… Idiocracy…
Have you seen it?
Don’t know. What’s the story?
2 people get frozen in for a army experiment.. When they are frozen a war starts and america falls.. The frozen guys are forgotten and wake up 500years later.
Everybody turned stupid because the smart people made less kids then the dumber ones. Everybody likes farts, gunfire, kicking someone in the balls and things like that.
So in 500 years it will be pretty much like today?
Umm…so we’ve gotta find these two people, huh?
NO!
In the future brando, the sports drink buys the rights of the sewers..
So brando is the new water.. And then all the plants will die..
And they save the world by watering plants..
People can’t get more stupid than today. FailBlog proofs it.
You’re misunderestimating the people.
Maybe not misunderestimating maybe misunderstanding..
Every fail probably has a very good thought behind it. It just didn’t work out very well…
Yew ain’t been down heer at Louisiana neer
no pubic skool systums anny times has ya?
Hamsters has a lower burth rate and a hire
high skool gradration rate!
Fasten your seatbelts.
It’s going to be a lumpy ride.
Most likely the baby is a component of the satellite dish. I’ve heard that you get better reception that way.
Regular seatbelts are downright dangerous to small kids in case of an accident.
More than one e-mail ftw :<
Also, talking to self win/fail
Well on the positive end the baby isn’t going anywhere in a car crash :/
Execpt limbo.
Accepts limbo.
*Counts DrB’s limbos*
Hey! You’re over the Legal limbo limit!
Here, you’d better take somma this Legal limbo then!
Its as I always say, safty first children last.
…and spelling? Never!
Exactly!
We don’t need spelling on the internets :>
no we don’t needs spellin on the internest.
And Child protective services FTW!!!
Seriously- Beth- if this is not a joke you should provide more info here about who is driving their baby around like this.
*whistles and walks away slowly*
No kidding! This just isn’t funny. Either it’s someone doing stupid stuff to their kid for a cheap laugh or it’s someone who is either too stupid or too negligent to treat their kid properly. I don’t mind if people want to do stupid things to themselves or endanger their own lives but my mama bear instinct kicks in when they do it to kids.
“somalian pirates we!”
Yoda pirate, sounds more like.
it’s ok people!!! it’s Benjamin Button! so calm down
thats actually pretty funny…
why, hello there! Good morning all!
Mornin’
How are you today?
Tired with a coming front of “I cant be bothered”.
To expect sleep later in the evening.
Damn college making me talk like a weatherman…
Oh, well that’s not so good. You will probably say.. O.k. so i’m going to take shower now. Some showers, showers over here. Maybe some showers here..
Love the analogy of physical feeling interpreted as meteorology. Is that an occluded front coming? How might one interpret a drought? I’ll be thinking about this all day.
Morning. How’s your ass?
Still hurts. Operation in 10 days
How is yours? :p
Doesn’t hurt, thanks for asking. Don’t fear the operation. Enjoyable drugs for free!
that’s right. But the day before my operation I’ve got a presentations of all the work i have made the last 7-8 months at my school… So i’ve got 2 sucky weeks coming up…
Cheer up! Be assured that life becomes much harder when you’re out of school.
Oh, golly gee, thanks!
Right up until the point when you retire and spend your days pretending to be deaf and senile in order to annoy the younger generations.
*gazes misty-eyed into the distance*
OH! gaynorvader! g’mornin!
Good morning Hairy! I see your ass is still in dire straits! Maybe you should try and get out of the presentations with the old “I can’t stand up or sit down because my ass hurts too much” excuse. (no one ever asks any questions!)
Oh, yes that will work. But then 2 weeks of shittime turn into even more shittime so i guess i’ll just go for doing it all as quick as possible.
Good point.
Hi guys. Thought Arthur had a bad leg. Bad ass too? Ouch!
Not sure, I was just asking how his ass is doing.
The perfect greeting. “Hi Aunt Mabel, how’s your ass?”. “Good morning Mr President, how’s your ass?” It’s a win!
I’d say it is.
My ass is just fine thankyouverymuch.
*is concerned about the sudden public concern about his ass*
Can we get a picture? :O
No, we mean how is it really…
*produces gold watch*
You should have left it in there. My great-grandfather was the first to carry it in his ass. It’s a family tradition.
Does keeping it there help keep the movement running regular?
I feel it’s time the puns started.
*gives jam a hand for that one*
Digital what I did there? Didja?
Crap timing?
Nyoron~
Kradropolin~
Hahaha, you WIN!
For those who don’t get the reference, look up “Nyoron Churuya-san” on YouTube.
Treat your kids just like you treat any other grown person. That’s the fastest way to raise them.
Exactly. The baby is sober, so he/she should do the driving.
He can atleast operate the radio and the steering wheel.
from the back seat? Smart baby.
Telekinesis
Wireless controller.
Adjusted car for ’special’ people.
“the fastest way to raise them”
Now that’s an interesting phrase.
œ¨åç˚ œ¨åç˚ (that’s quack quack with the ‘alt’ key held down on my mac, obviously…)
*goes back to dissertation*
It’s a smartass baby.
They were sat in the back saying ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’
So the parents told them to belt up.
viesiz. mybrute. com
No. I. Won’t.
I’d rather go to gangstagayz. com/ profile =? arturri.
And i really DONT want to go there.
It’s Samuel Morse’s birthday today! …,….,—,.– …,—,–,. .-.,.,…,.–.,.,-.-.,-!
I’ve done my dash, Dot.
Oh, i haven’t spoke to him in a while…
Tell him i say hi, and congratulate him when you see him
The expression on the baby’s face is priceless.
You know that horrible, awful feeling when the person you trust the most in the whole world lets you down really badly?
That is in this baby’s eyes. Or at least the one I can see.
To quote Elizabeth Bennett:
“That is a failing indeed!” But… …I really cannot laugh at it.”
To quote the baby:
“Why…”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore…”
Though its answer little meaning – little relevancy bore…
Shit, need to get back to work…
Aww. Bye Hairy!
one hundred seventieth
Dish Fail??
I loled!!! Good for you…
Parenting failed
I realize this is probably just a joke that was set up, but it makes me sad that there ARE people out there who do things like this. I was leaving a carnival the other day with my own children and watched as a family got in their SUV, the mother in the driver’s seat, the grandpa in the passenger’s seat, with THE BABY on his lap…..not even under the seatbelt, OUTSIDE of it. I mean, seriously, do people really feel this is safe to do today? There are a LOT more cars on the road then when we were kids and there WERE no seatbelts.
… Why?
Sweet smoke of rhetoric!
can’t baby them forever
no more whiplash win!!
Low-class win.
Now THIS is the fail of all fails. One rear-ender (heh) and the proverbial shit, as it were, shall hit the proverbial fan.
This one makes me wince and I don’t even like kids! (well, unless lightly braised and lovingly covered in a nice white sauce…)
who even took this picture???
There are lots of funny pictures on this site, a few that aren’t that funny and occassionally there are some that are unpleasant, and this is one of them. I hope this was just a set-up, but it still isn’t funny.
Alright, being the parent of a young-ish kid, I will chime in on the side of the parents. (Or so I hope.)
My daughter thought it was great fun to buckle up “like a grown up” this way. We never, ever ever evereverever, let her actually *GO* anywhere like this, though. I’m sure I have at least one picture like this in my photo library.
Of course… My daughter was bigger than this when she was doing it.
parenting fail…..
This just isn’t funny.
hes like
“MOMMMY O.O”
Hmm, I didn’t know Britney and K-Fed had another kid.
i would beleive this was a joke, no one would really do this but i think you might be on to something
Jesus shit! This is terrible. I’m thinking this was staged, but you know that there’s got to be someone somewhere in the world doing this.
They are just protecting baby’s head lol
Oh my gosh, that isn’t even funny and I have a sick sense of humor…poor baby….
i say this is a double fail.
Seat belt Fail and Baby Safety Fail
Staged. From the camera angle, the door is most likely open. At least it wasn’t a picture taken from a sidewalk with traffic buzzing by. Some of you need to lighten up a little bit, and laugh a little bit. Even if it is at the expense of your or someone else’s kid in a compromising picture.
Actually, my wife and I have taken pictures of our now 9.5 month old son in some situations where we would never ever think of leaving him for real. Like sitting in the dryer or in a big roaster sitting on the stove. It was done for comical effect.
By the way, it’s a stackable washer/dryer – so he can’t get in unless he has a ladder. The washer? Has a child lock so it can’t be opened. Stove was obviously off.
We love our son very much, but can’t resist our sense of humor that is a bit off. So, occasionally we think that the picture will be hilarious – especially to those who know how protective we are. No harm in that… Anyone ever seen Anne Geddes photos?
they can afford a satellite dish, and an apparently new-ish car, but not a carseat?? ridiculous
Not Funny
the sad part is ppl actually do that (my dads a fireman, he sees stuff like that)
Looks safe to me
Hey mom, you’re going to fix this thing right?
This is from the movie Hangover.
Peep-Eye!
The baby is all like: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I am a pirate!! fear me!!
Most likely done as a joke. Really stupid parents wouldn’t find it significant enough to take a picture of it.
hahaha! that baby looks so horrified like “you were serious?!”
Dish boxes-also a booster seat