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WHY? Green shorts?
That’ll be it! Actually I thought the fail was that his pool was too small,
i thought the fail was the fact that there is a black guy in the pool..
*shun*
Ok, I’ll try to comment on fails from before the time I got banned, maybe those will post immediately? Let’s see!
Nope, actually not! You guys put me through a lot of stress and anxiousness this that ban, which is not good for my pimples!
oh y god you racist idiot
WIN!
the black guy has a flame like water trail
You think that a racist and unfunny comment like that is a win? Shame on you.
WIN TO THE WIN, racism, FTW!
go blow a rabbit
I hope he didn’t swallow the water
me too i thought black guys can’t swim.
The white dude is trying to impress the black guy by stretching his junk.
haha, WIN!
I think the fail is people making racist comments.
It’s disgusting, don’t do it.
Oh god stop taking yourself so seriously you loser. The most racist are the ones who can’t take a joke.
Halt dein dummes Maul, du häßlicher kleiner Vollidiot.
quiet nazi boy
I just burned a racist, but that makes a dumbass like you, McRape, believe you can call me a nazi – because I did so in German. Wow, you’re really smart, ain’t you? Let’s try some logic:
I obviously hate racists.
You obviously don’t like me, at least when I’m telling a racist to STFU.
That makes you someone who likes, at least agrees with, racists.
That means, you ARE a racist yourself.
Conclusion: The attempt to insult me by calling me a nazi (they were racists, in case you haven’t heard) lacks any logic.
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And by the way – your name really, really sucks. So to you too: Fresse halten, Arschgeburt.
You didn’t burn anyone you crybaby. The only racist here is you, whocan’t accept that some people can actually laugh at racist jokes without being racist. You are simply hiding your hidden racism by acting this way, keep it up!
I wasn’t talking to you, my reply to you is a little further down. But it figures that you choose to not reply to what I said above…
What I say there also applies to this comment by you. Context matters, stupid. You may not be a racist (I doubt that that’s true), but if you come to a place, real or on the internet, and pretty much the first thing you do is to make a racist joke – what do you expect? Of course people will think you, in fact, are a racist. If you don’t want to be seen as one, you should probably be careful with what you say or who you agree with. If that doesn’t sound logical to you you shouldn’t wonder why many people will always hate you from day one.
One last thing: I’m not a racist. Never was, never will be. I seriously don’t give a sh!t about where someone’s from or what the colour of his/her skin has. Could be green with yellow stripes, I don’t care. The only thing that matters to me is: Nice person or assh*le? You obviously qualified for the latter, therefore I don’t like you – no matter what the colour of your skin is.
Racist jokes are the easiest to make. So the guy could have been coming here for months and decided to finally comment when he saw the opportunity. I have been coming here for ages and finally decided to comment after seeing all these people act so PC about it
You still refuse to answer my point. Understandably, because if you would take that seriously you probably would have to admit that you’re wrong.
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There’s another possibility that could have created such vigorous replies: Real disgust about racists. Honest, serious and not faked. Nothing would have been more easy for me than NOT replying to the first racist or you. It’s an old fail, nobody would’ve noticed and even if, nobody would blame me. PC doesn’t make me do it (whether you believe that or not), but anger.
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Finally, if that guy came here for months or just days reading the comments before he’d post, he would have known that racism is not appreciated here. That makes it more likely that he actually is a racist. The same applies to you.
I’m wrong? why? because I believe in freedom of speech and I can see the difference between someone making a racial joke and someone spreading hateful speech?
I don’t read the comments. But it doesn’t take a genius to know that people generally don’t like racism. Making a racial joke is not racist, this is my point.
Like yesterday, they had a picture of a mexican guy sleeping on the job why not make a joke about it? we all know the stereotype, we all heard jokes about it. So why not make a joke out of racism?
People like you contribute to over-sensitive political correctness.
I wonder how you managed to get into this discussion if you don’t read the comments… Anyway, I understood your point a while ago, I happen to not agree with it. Certain topics are… let’s say toxic. Mostly for good reasons. Racism for example was the reason that *cough* justified *cough* slavery. I bet you learned some unpleasant things about that in school. Other topics like that are religion, abortion and so on. No matter what your position on any of these topics is, you should know that they have the potential to get people really angry. If you, or that other guy, don’t act accordingly, expect consequences.
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And don’t you tell me about Freedom of Speech while at the same time you obviously don’t like that I also execute that right (that sounds strange… Is “execute” the right expression? But I think you know what I mean).
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Last thing: I don’t fit in your patterns of people. I’m pretty sure that you’re an American. I’m not, where I live we don’t have this sometimes strange, sometimes funny, often annoying flood of PC-ism. I happen to hate racists.
I wanted to see what people saw in this fail. Racism didn’t justify slavery, turst someone like you to make a connection between social commentary and slavery. Jesus, you are the very epitaph of the PC warriors.
You assume I’m American? so all Americans have this thinking pattern? I don’t like where this is going…
Racism was the justification for slavery. Only that way it was possible to ignore all the things the Enlightenment brought to mankind. Study some history books, might help.
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You’re just using semantics. But, just as an example, torture is torture, even if it’s called “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques”.
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I didn’t say anything about “all Americans” – you did. My comment was based upon the things you already said. If you think I’m wrong, prove me wrong. But I doubt that this will happen, because you refused to react to my arguments all the time.
During slave days the people didn’t even see blacks as humans for the most part. This was due to social conditioning. Most whites you would find would not hate blacks at all but rather just accept things for what they were.
Torture is mostly bad no matter how you look at it, but making jokes about torture isn’t as bad is it? it’s like making fun of racism, you’re not being racist.
You assumed I’m American solely from my opinion. No, I have never been to America, but would I be correct to say you’re from Finland because of your mentality? nope.
If you’re not an American, I was wrong. I assumed that because you were so aggressive about PC. If I was an American I would be, too.
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Your first sentence isn’t entirely true. Yes, people back then didn’t think of blacks as “real” human beings, but at the same time they knew that blacks are and exploited that fact. A cow or a monkey cannot work on a cotton plantation. A human being can.
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The joke wasn’t “about” racism. It was racist. The unsolvable question is, if that guy said that because he means it or because he wanted to make a joke.
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“Mostly”… hmmm. Telling.
seriously i have to agree with asdf because of the fact that
i am in middle school right now, you cant walk in the hall with
out hearing a racial slur, but no body takes it seriously i go to
a great school to. the one thing that irritates me is how other
races that are not white can call us cracker see Arthur Edd
you immediately said a white guy calling a black guy n***er
so it is not raciest for a black guy to call another black guy
n***er why should that be there word i have yet seen a white
guy at my school say n***er or Bea*** but i hear other races
from white calling white people crackers why should this be
right is are world so racially incorrect that its all against the
white in the real world but on the internet its all against the
other races….wow
u go 2 a grate skool?
Can we stop this argument? These big sentences give me a headache.
wow, what a bunch of retards
Jon Win. Chill out arther
Umm. Just to be clear asdf he said this in german.
“Stop your stupid muzzle, you ugly small complete idiot.”
That’s all for now, you racist idiot.
Ah come on Arthur Eld!! If you or anyone else (including me) saw a
green and yellow striped man, you would have to slag him and
laugh, that doesn’t mean its racist, its all in good humour! Chill!!
It’s not in good humour if the target of the joke finds it highly offensive. And I don’t buy the “chill” bullsxxt. Put yourself in your the shoes of your target.
Man. You. Are. FAILBLOG!
lol >:D
wow this thread got trolled so hard
Do you even understand what you’re saying? Racist “jokes” are how all racist movements begin. The Holocaust started, according to many historians, after German newspapers started making “jokes” at Jews.
Also, your argument that “if you don’t like racism you are a racist” makes about as much sense as the movie “Speed”. i.e., none. By your logic, by not liking, lets say, war, I am hiding the fact that I really really love war. Go put on your ghost outfit and burn a cross, you freakin retarded butt wipe.
WIN!
Und er ist ein Arschloch
Or …the ones who are most racists are the ones makig the joke.tha would make sense.
No, the ones who want to make a big deal out of a racial joke are hiding their racism. The jokes weren’t vulgar or anything.
“i thought the fail was the fact that there is a black guy in the pool..” – that does NOT sound racist to you? Sad, really.
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Oh, and there’s something with jokes that, let’s say, cross the line. The people who are adressed by a joke like that have to know that it’s not meant seriously. If they don’t they’re obviously taking it seriously. So when you’re completely new to a group of people you should be careful with jokes about race, religion or any other sensitive topic. Or what would you say to someone you have never seen before when that person jokes about something that’s important to you?
A friend of yours might get away with that, but a newbie?
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Thinking before speaking – improves life since 4000 b.c.
Not at all, there’s no hate in it, so there shouldn’t be a problem. It’s like making a joke about a black guy and KFC, it’s just social commentary. Plus I don’t think he cares if he’s new to a group of people, it’s a public blog, people should be able to make what jokes they want. If you can’t take a joke, you need to get over yourself. If something is being hateful, then go for the throat.
Well, we obviously disagree on that. I don’t need words like ‘n*gger’ or similars to find something inacceptable. In fact, the most dangerous racists are those who don’t insult blacks (or who ever), but provide a well formulated, seemingly scientifically proven argument, why ‘they’… blablabla, whatever.
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Yep, this blog is open for everyone, and yes, everyone has a right to voice his/her opinion. Therefore: So am I. And if I find something disgusting I will not shut up (as you see right now). Plus, there are rules in every community, be it in real life or on a blog. Of course, that guy or you can break these rules, but not without getting harsh replies.
I just can’t understand how anyone can find that comment racist. Spend a day on youtube, watch any video with a black guy in it and read a few of the comments. Then read this, and see it was nothing more than a lame joke.
One of my closest friends is Sudanese, we call eachother ethnic slurs all the time and make stereotypical observations about each other all the time. We make fun of racists and racism.
I just don’t think you understand the type of humor the first guy was portraying, you probably haven’t been exposed to some of the more vulgar sites of the internet.
Does the fact that Hitler was worse make Stalin alright?
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Again, context matters. You and your black friend making jokes about stereotypes while both of you know the other is no racist – ok. In this context – not ok. See my other comments.
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Have you ever thought about the possibility that the first guy actually IS a racist? Then you’d be defending someone who hates one of your closest friends all of the time…
“In fact, the most dangerous racists are those who don’t insult blacks (or who ever), but provide a well formulated, seemingly scientifically proven argument”.
Well said, Arthur. My point exactly.
Thanks. I’m beginnig to believe that this guy really is no racist. Makes me wonder even more why he defends someone who at least could be one.
Nope. Saying Jews make good lawyers would be a compliment. Saying “Blacks don’t belong in a pool” is not.
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“… so be it”? See, there’s another thing we disagree on. I will always raise my voice against racism. If you think it’s better to not care, I would call that shortsighted. We had our fair share of nazi-comparisons already, but I have one more: That attitude was more responsible for everything that has happend back then than anything else.
Arthur, I’m from Texas. I am not racist, but you will see many people who will automatically associate me with a redneck/racist/cowboy because of where I come from. This I have to agree with asdf on a point: this oversensitiveness that you are brandishing empowers the true racists of this world. Though quite eloquently said, I agree with the poster who stated that this world has become far too PC minded (not just America, as evidenced by yourself and others), that white/Caucasian people cannot make any joke about a “colored” person (not referring to any one race or in a negative connotation, just to any person of any color other than white) without it being an insult, whereas any other nationality of people can insult white people. This PC fanaticism (not saying you are a fanatic, just that PC has become over-dominant) has created a reverse racism where the ‘defenders’ of those who HAVE suffered from racism in previous generations are returning the favor.
I can’t say that I blame them, seeing as how centuries of slavery and racial tensions have created ingrained and socially conditioned feelings of of hate and the need for revenge. But this does not make things ‘right’ or ‘equal’. By being so sensitive that a person, of any color skin, cannot make a joke about the color of a person’s skin (hate-filled jokes excluded), that is racism in itself. It is full of ignorance.
Look at this fail. It is, in itself racist. It’s a penis joke, as I interpreted it. That is playing upon the racial stereotype that a black man has a bigger penis than a white man. We all accept this and see it as funny, though it’s not true, and the core of it is racist.
The earlier reference to a Mexican sleeping on the job… that’s a racial stereotype, and therefore racist. But we all still laugh a bit on the inside because it’s funny, and presented in a light manner. I know many Mexican people who are the hardest damn workers you’d ever meet. And yet we can all joke and lightly laugh at an hombre taking a siesta while at work.
That’s what he means by a distinction by vulgar and non-vulgar racist jokes. I love being Texan. I am a very common sense kind of person. I’ve made a joke with my black friends about fried chicken and watermelon while they call me ‘cowboy’ and ‘whitey’. I agree with you Arthur that there is a time/place/context that this can be used. I wouldn’t walk up to the President of the United States and say, ‘hey want some chicken?’
I judge people by their actions, not their words. It is good to see that you will defend something you feel so important, but you truly are giving racists power. By fueling PC-ness, you make it so much easier for the true racists to hide. Because of all the PC-ness, you no longer see the KKK running a rally in the streets (which is a good thing in my book), but that means, they are out of sight planning their deeds where none can see. Which is worse… a killing in the street that you can see, and thus arrest the culprit, or a string of murders so well thought out that it takes years to track down those responsible? Both are horrendous, but personally, I’d prefer the first: It’s easier to deal with the enemy you know than the enemy you don’t.
Unfortunately, racists don’t go around with a tattoo on their forehead. To identify true racists today, you have to identify the meaning behind the words/picture. Obviously this picture, the joke about the sleeping Mexican, and the jokes here have not been said with any amount of hate behind them. They were in bad taste, but not hateful. In this day and age, take time to delve into the meaning of something before you throw out ‘Racist, racist, burn the racists!’ I hate racism. I really do. But here in America and across all of Europe, there was a time/craze that reminds of this racism debate: witch hunts. All it takes is one person to name a witch and your name is slandered with everyone around. Be careful who you throw that stone at… one day it may be thrown at you.
omg that was a mouthful, i didnt read it, but WIN!
cotton
I agree, Arthur Eld. So what if some people take it as a joke? What makes a racist joke a racist joke is if it offends somebody. Even if you’re taking something too seriously (which isn’t the case) it’s offensive, making it racist.
So you make a distinction between vulgar and non-vulgar racist jokes? I think that says enough about your morality. It’s people like you I fear the most. I can deal with blatant racists, but it’s when the likes of you join the debate on racism that I start to get worried.
Yes, I’ve been on the internet long enough to know if a joke is vulgar or not. Ever been on 4chan? you should log on right now, might desensitize a sissy like you.
If you want to discuss, learn to listen to what the other person is saying. It’s beside the point if a joke is vulgar or not and whether you are able to make the distinction. I am talking about the sliding slope of morality that you are on and apparently you’re not aware of it. To quote J. Cleese: This is exactly how nazi Germany started.
Oh no, Nazi Germany started when a nation in crisis started scaepgoating the Jewish people and hateful propoganda was beginning to spread. I’m defending people not taking racism seriously, the more we take it seriously the more it’s going to have a negative impact.
Hehe, funny argument.
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“Today I advised the American Intelligence services to ignore all potential threats by terrorists. It would only increase the negative impact they have. Furthermore I suggest that the media shouldn’t talk about them either, for the same reason.”
Comparing terrorist attacks to someone making a racial joke is a bit out there… don’t you think?
True. Racism killed many more people than terrorism.
No, terrorism is justified by things like racism. Once again, you think making a racial joke makes one racist, I think that’s retarded. See the difference? hey black people like KFC and watermelon lol… oh crap I’m contributing to a new slave trade :/
“Nazi Germany started when a nation in crisis started scaepgoating the Jewish people and hateful propoganda was beginning to spread.”
True, but the problems started when the NSDAP started behaving like a rational party, using arguments that seemed to make sense. That’s when they succeeded in fooling everyone
That’s how it’s always been, even now some Americans can make a connection between immigrants and a society gone wrong. Hence more true racists are born.
wow, this has started with a fight, and now its a whole history ’bout racism?
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You fight so hard for the right to make fun of someone based on their appearance, and those who dissagree with you are sissies.
What would you tell the black man who saw this and was offended? What if he wasn’t on the internet, what if he was right next to you and could kick your ass? I have a feeling I know who the ‘sissy’ would be.
Arthur is right, but other people have good points too. Racism will always offend somebody, so why do people continue to “make jokes” about it, if you really weren’t racist you would realize that the fact that not everybody is comfortable making fun of a group based on physical appearance, even if you think it is “just for fun” and “doesn’t mean anything” it doesn’t make it okay. People are just more comfortable expressing true feelings like prejudice and racism
You just don’t get it do you. When something screwed up is going on, you don’t just let it happen. And even more you shouldn’t partake in the “harmless” racism. If someone ever needed the definition of delusion. For an example, if you even need one to understand that, when Britain was taking control over America is the late 1700′s, most people didn’t do anything. And guess what, they let it happen, or sometimes even supported that. And look where it got them. And about one person not making a difference bullsh*t, that’s completely wrong. The extreme minority that was in the Sons of Liberty were able to start a war and obtain their freedom. Think before you post.
logic FAIL
how the hell is that even remotely true?
so what you are saying is that it is racist to not find a racist joke funny?… no comment on that stupid statement
i had sex with ur mom and it was good
God, you are an idoit
r u racist?
DAMN U IM BLACK MANE U ASS FACE
Green eggs and ham?
Green eggs in hand
Is BaconLube™ water soluble?
I don’t think it would be petroleum based, but other than that, I have no idea.
It’s actually just bacon grease in a bottle.
Perhaps he’s trying to find that missing potato…
I REMEMBER! The vicar who fell naked on the potato while messing with a curtain….
YES!!!
I thought it was the dued in the green trunks messing with his peanus
I mean he seemed pretty obvios to me what it looked like he was doing but maby thats just me
Ummm….huh?
This is what my reaction approximated to.this is going to be hard
It’s probably just cold.
He’ll find it eventually, I’m sure of it.
Hmm… what’s he looking for? Wood floats doesn’t it?
what if it’s petrified?
A splendid point.
Pretty sharp, that one!
thats what she said
That’s what HE said.
Hardcore?
Go go gadget avatar!!
Fail, fail, fail. Maybe his rig was bitten off by a fish!
Fluffy?
What you talkin bout, Willis?
There’s something behind me huh?
LMAO!
Coleman face FTW
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eggplant
squash?
kiwi!
pome(granate)!
Worms in the front.
Ick.
Party in the back?
We weren’t doin’ anything! I swear!
Don’t swear, it’s not nice!
He’s checking for shrinkage.
Leave him alone the water is cold
I WONDER WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING IN THE BACKGROUND…
HMMM
Jizz in my Pants
Not as cold as the blank look on the black man’s face
I think he’s surprised by the pickle he just found there.
*wonders where Mr Cuddles is, that comments just for him*
Ham-mmm
Pickle?? noooooo *flashes back to Pickle Surprise* *wraps arms around knees and rocks back and forth*
I’ve got good news and bad news. You have cancer. You’ll be dead in 3 weeks.
The good news is: You’re pregnant!
Oh shit…
STUPID AMERICANS.LOL
Stupid Americans with our blanket generalizations.
It’s a long and winding road of thoughts from that photo to ‘stupid Americans’. I don’t really see a connection. But then again, diane obviously doesn’t need reason or logic.
All blankets are warm.
See? See?!
the green shorts wearer is a girl right? idk
Damn, that’s not a fail, that’s seriously hot.
haaaaaaa that sonova’s peeing in da pool!
You are all pathetic
even if i didnt spell it right
its clear what the fail is
you do not have to be racist
POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
so they can be racist but we cant? i thought this was a free country
That’s actually me when I was 17. The black guy is my brother in-law Simba (cue racist jokes)
yes, young folks can be a real handful
Lol Middle of September in England, I really wasn’t much of a handful!
Since Obama is president I thought that there racism was over, or is his half blackness being subservient to his half whiteness?
reading this bunch of bullshit about “racism”, “terrorism” and other idiocy make me seriously sad about the future of the human race
Dude, the fail is the guy behind the black guy. do you see him with his hands down his pants in a totally non-descreet way? its not even about the black guy.
blacks can’t swim
he had sex with the black man after the pic was taken
wo just looking at this whole argument thing kinda pointless its not even discussing the actual picture…Jacob is rite the ‘fail’ is the guy in the backround with the green suit wow some ppl r ttly blind
I HATE INTERNETS PPLS!
Wow… Really? All of you who are arguing bout’ dis racist stuff are all idiots. This is failblog and this pic is of a guy wacking off or itching his nuts in a pool. This fail was all about the guy with his hand down the pants and it was just a coincidence that a black guy was in the pic. Everyone just stop crying and get back to your lives and dont let crap like this effect you…
WIN!
he talks just like me!
Sometimes the comments are funny, witty or sarcastic – love them
Sometimes the comments are mean, ugly or cruel – hate them
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yeeeaaahhh, the guy in the green trunks is checking his junk, and well……yeeaaahhh
It’s kinda late, but I’m gonna jump in here (HA!) and say that the guy in the blue trunks looks like the guy in green just said he wants to role-play the ‘Gimp’ scene, from Pulp Fiction! WIN!
i started laughing when i saw the guy with his hands down his pant in the background
i hav a question i get the pic and all but i mean wut is on the guy in the fronts stomach
It looks like cum
look heres the deal people are going to be people if you are racist you are racist fact of the matter is arguing about what makes you racist is just silly because in the end you arent going to change the person or teach them anything they will still either be racist or not regardless of the joke or not the only thing that matters is how you view yourself if you are then i feel sorry for you but you are and if you arent good for you people are just people some get offended some dont its just a matter of how you see it for whatever reason you are who you are and thats who you have to live with forever i agree there always ways to change but its in the end people being people
Am I the only one wondering why the cute boy in the back is with the ugly dude in the front. Still pretty funny either way but WHOA!!
he’s just curious
i rather look at that cute boy then the ape
and what is that guy doing?
This is sort of a “green, malicious” joke… whether they did it or not, the picture tries to tell us about this guy in green jacking off while the guy in blue.. well… catches the cum… especially so that he has this “residue” in his belly. pretty gay though.
_wow, like i can’t believe there are people who are Comprehension FAILs.