Comments on: Double Fail

By: protection asset

protection asset — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:24:45 +0000

this article has to be fake.

By: Wally

Wally — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:14:31 +0000

Hahahahaha I love that comment ” I don’t wanna do this anymore then you i’m just in it for the money “

By: dexxperro

dexxperro — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:15:39 +0000

SOY DEXTER DAMIEN BALLESTAS FRANCO DE BARRANQUILLA, COLOMBIA. PARA RESPONDERLE A LA PREGUNTA-¿ESTAN PROPONIENDO CADENA PERPETUA PARA VIOLADORES,IGUAL SI ASESINAN A LA VICTIMA COMO SI NO LA ASESINAN?: “LA VICTIMA (ja ja, ella se lo buscó) MAS OTRAS MALPARIDAS DICEN, “LOS ABUSADORES Y/O VIOLADORES MERECEN SER CASTIGADOS POR UNA BUENA LEY, PARA QUE SE ACUERDEN TODA SU VIDA DE LO QUE HICIERON – IGUAL SI ASESINAN A LA VICTIMA COMO SI NO LA ASESINAN”. PERO, YO ESTAFÉ A UNA GRINGA, INTENTÉ VIOLARLA EN GRUPO CON MI AMIGO IVAN LOZANO SANTIAGO, LA ROBÉ, LA EMBARACE, LA AMENECE DE MATAR SI ELLA HABLARA CON LAS AUTORIDADES, Y AUNQUE ELLA TRATO DE DENUNCIARNOS, SALIMOS PERFECTAMENTE BIEN. ENTONCES “IGUAL SI ASESINAN A LA VICTIMA COMO SI NO LA ASESINAN” MATAMOS EL ESPIRITU DE ELLA Y SEGUIMOS ROBANDO, ESTAFANDO LAS MUJERES (CASADAS Y RICAS) EN LA NORTE DE BARRANQUILLANO Y ROBAMOS A LAS TURISTAS EN GRUPO –SOMOS DEFENSORES AGRESIVOS Y DETESTAMOS A LAS TURISTAS Y A ESA GRINGA. IR A LA CARCEL COMO ELLA QUIERA? NO JODA….. PARA QUE? POR LOS ACTOS INHUMANOS (SUPUESTAMENTE DICE ELLA) QUE HICE CONTRA ESA MUJER AMERICANA CON MI AMIGO IVAN LOZANO SANTIAGO, (DROGAR, VIOLACION INTENTADA EN GRUPO, ESTAFAR……..) ME ECHARON DE LA UNIVERSIDAD YA HACE RATO. ENTONCES MI NUEVA CARRERA ES ROBAR Y ATACAR A LAS TURISTAS DE VISITA EN CARTAGENA. EL POCO QUE TIENE COLOMBIA CON EL RESTO DEL MUNDO, DESTROZAMOS POCO A POCO. DEXX pd, por culpa de esa malparida, ya me toca publicar mi hoja de vida

By: thainutte

thainutte — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:22:08 +0000

Thats definetely more than 2 fails….
- 1. fail is in bed
- 2. fail was to call a neighbor , not a doc
- 3. neighbor couldnt do it
- 4. neighbor was also sterile
- 5. now he wants his money back XD

badguy

By: The Dude

The Dude — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:47:31 +0000

[spit-take] 8-{p} *wipes off monitor*

By: alex

alex — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:58:33 +0000

That has got to be the biggest fail in history.

By: littlemisskitten

littlemisskitten — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:22:10 +0000

Wow. No wonder I never had any friends that understood me when I was growing up. They all got eaten!

By: littlemisskitten

littlemisskitten — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:19:32 +0000

I would like a fish license, please…

By: littlemisskitten

littlemisskitten — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:17:08 +0000

*gasp* Someone corrected Dragon! Ignorant, ignorant fools!

By: david

david — Sat, 23 May 2009 16:08:14 +0000

dude
this is a fail on both sides of the fail-spectrum

By: Ambey

Ambey — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:10:33 +0000

Woooooooooooooow. Can I make that a triple fail?

By: someone rightly

someone rightly — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:20:53 +0000

This is hilarious. Could actually be made into a Hollywood movie. Tom Hanks playes the sterile husband, Samuel Jackson the sterile neighbor, Megan Fox the fertile mother and Pamela Anderson as the neighbor’s wife.

By: DumbMindedWoman

DumbMindedWoman — Fri, 15 May 2009 11:33:08 +0000

God bless, that stupid people shouldnt get kids.

By: blrblrblrblrbl

blrblrblrblrbl — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:07:12 +0000

dink?

By: João Mendes

João Mendes — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:12:49 +0000

too funny.. too surreal… this was an april’s fools article. ive checked.

By: ...pff

...pff — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:13:38 +0000

Holy crap, fails all around in this one.

By: charane

charane — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:25:14 +0000

oh my gosh, I am from stuttgart! ahaha

By: leo01

leo01 — Mon, 04 May 2009 15:48:06 +0000

Hey! Im from Stuttgart (Germany)!

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 03 May 2009 23:46:17 +0000

I would call that a partial win for the neighbor. He got to have sex with a beauty pageant winner for six months!

By: Irawsome

Irawsome — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:26:48 +0000

dude six months of trying that is awesome

By: Jose

Jose — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:13:33 +0000

I see more than 2 fails hurr

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:05:39 +0000

How long did each “trial” last? Depending on whether each episode was 15 or 75 minutes long, the guy got paid between $2 and $0.50 per minute.

Either way though, its a long way above the minimum wage in either USA or Germany.

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:02:49 +0000

I certainly never thought “Maus” could be a name either. (It’s German for mouse).

But Traute seriously proves the hoax. (Traute=trusted)

By: Carolus

Carolus — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:55:10 +0000

Hmm, $2500 / 72 times = Only $35 dollars a pop…..Man, that’s a inexpensive sex!

By: Wanhsien

Wanhsien — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:33:56 +0000

Every one is sterile. Isn’t there anyone with a good ****?

By: handy-andy

handy-andy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:15:57 +0000

Saw this elsewhere but dated April 1st

By: filet minion

filet minion — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:21:36 +0000

newman!

By: Moku

Moku — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:47:59 +0000

Drama Llama

By: Wildzy

Wildzy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:59:59 +0000

Something makes me think the real father of the children was the other neighbour, dunno why.

By: Digeridude

Digeridude — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:58:45 +0000

With these names it’s like a Greek tragedy. Or comedy?

By: Lukas

Lukas — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:58:51 +0000

Komm schon, ein sehr schönes Fail!

By: Rinna

Rinna — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:55:24 +0000

Maybe they did and the wife can have babies. She just can’t get pregnant if the man is sterile. With a fertile man, she can…

By: mk

mk — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 04:08:05 +0000

actually the apostrophe is correctly placed… it’s a contraction of “the ball is” and is therefore correct. apostrophe removal fail.

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:23:35 +0000

In the minds of sane people?

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:21:20 +0000

No, it’s not, as the story is fake.

By: swajsofa

swajsofa — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:11:52 +0000

Could be, but it was reported on NPR’s news/comedy hour this weekend as the real story, and the woman who guessed it correctly totally got Carl Kasell’s voice on her home answering machine.

By: wmdkitty

wmdkitty — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:35:47 +0000

“Traute”? Her name, SRSLY, is “TRAUTE”?!

By: RUsure?

RUsure? — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:10:25 +0000

Google it a bit and you'll see it appeared on some sites days before April 1st.

By: don't shit a shitter

don't shit a shitter — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:08:34 +0000

And it was revealed to be a hoax where?

By: Gone2thedogs

Gone2thedogs — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:55:18 +0000

MANY LEVELS OF FAIL!!!

Unfortunately, the whole thing turned out to April Fool’s Joke.

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:29:58 +0000

*Puts Dragon’s apostrophe back*

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:25:41 +0000

This story has

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

written all over it. (Yes, 28 times.)

By: pootpoot

pootpoot — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:24:34 +0000

Was that an attempt at German? I’m afraid you failed.

By: M Night Shamalamaqdingdong

M Night Shamalamaqdingdong — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:07:39 +0000

What a twist!

By: RaptorJesus

RaptorJesus — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:54:28 +0000

none of any of that conversation made anything resembling sense. also…. B AN AN AS!!!!!!

By: dco

dco — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:51:16 +0000

pics or it didn’t happen.

By: Mille

Mille — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:35:26 +0000

Dog forbid anyone make up a joke!

By: jam

jam — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:35:03 +0000

*jammy squeezes sofaking*

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:33:56 +0000

Stuttgart + american dollars = fail

By: Sandi

Sandi — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:06:49 +0000

Stop playing with yourself!