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Oh no, and I who WANTED to drink that water
I’d recommend at least 15 seconds in adition to those first 30.
Watershake
How could the first comment on this picture be incoherent garble? You’re an insult to the first comment box, Achwel!
If it’s incoherent garble to you, either:
A. You need glasses
B. You need a new computer
C. You need to learn how to read.
If you think it’s not incoherent garble then you will need to explain to me what:
“Oh no, and I who WANTED to drink that water” means…
Furthermore, to suggest I need a new computer due to incomprehension is absurd, you should be shot.
Yeah, you who wanted to drink that shot. Stoli, anyone?
I prefer tequila
Got any Cabo Wabo?
Stool, anyone?
Okay, I admit, it didn’t make sense. But surely “incoherent garble” is a bit much? Garble would be: q9388rufweoihnasduofasdOIUAhw(ouh.
Stoli would be marvellous.
And I would argue that both “q9388rufweoihnasduofasdOIUAhw(ouh” and “Oh no, and “and I who WANTED to drink that water” are both garble, nonsensical. Incidentally, your example of garble makes a beautiful sound when read out loud, I may say.
Does it? I thought it sounds like what happens when you try to burp with a mouth full of marshmallows.
I am so going to try that next time I get marshmallows.
Small Print – BindFan4518 will not be responsible for any trips to the local NHS clinic after attempting this.
Look for me in a future fail.
That would be quite a messy fail, though. Enough to put you off marshmallows, anyway.
I’m hoping the headlines will reference the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
*fingers crossed*
The tabloids will be all over you! Can’t wait to see The Sun headline!
Avoid proton packs at all costs, or that really will be splattered on the headlines.
Oh dear…if I *squeeeeze* the moomin when he has a mouthful of marshmallows, that could make quite a mess.
I thought it was Nirvana lyrics.
Gosh! Nirvana <3
well “and I who WANTED to drink that water” only has one word that it shouldn’t
Actually, “garble” implies a coherent idea which was mangled in delivery. The example you posted is gibberish, which is to say that it never had a rational meaning in the first place. “Garble” is correct.
^Winner of today’s pedant of the day award.
Actually, I think he meant “Garbo’d”, as in the famous old-time movie actress. That would explain it all.
Wait….I thought it was “gargled”, like when you’re trying to talk through a throatful of mouthwash.
I thought it was “gabored”, like when you’re trying to talk while lying about your age for most of your life.
I thought it was “gazeboed”, like when someone randomly puts up a summerhouse in your garden while you’re away.
Wait…wasn’t it “garbanzoed”, like when someone pelts you with chickpeas until you say “uncle” and then everyone makes hummus?
Hmmm…it could be “gazpachoed”, like when you get invited to dinner at the captain’s table and foolishly ask for you soup to be heated up as you never knew it was served cold.
Maybe “gestapo’d”, where they take you and throw you into the concentration camps.
Definitely “gardenhoed”, and it’s also a great way to stay in shape
Should be “Gargoiled” where they cast you in concrete and put you on top of the Notre Dame in Paris where you can be a magical friend to quasimodo, only coming to life at midnight…
I love you.
I had a computer monitor that made every image on the screen pink. A new computer fixed that right up. Although, every time you type, it seems that illiteracy is the more likely choice.
I had a computer that turned every few letters into a Chinese character for no obvious reason. It almost drove me to insanity until I got a Vista. Now I only need to curl into a ball and rock to and fro everytime I try to log on.
Theres a plugin called Kanji-lish thats most likely doing that
. Someone who previously used that computer was likely studying japanese or chinese.
he accidenty a verb.
you accidentally the letter L.
I thought it was a simple definition of the “I”, an illustration of the disappointment .
Like that Star Trek episode….
“Darmok, his thirst at the fountain.”
“The beast, on the ocean.”
“Darmok at Tanagra!!”
Woof. Woof, woof, ruff woof. Bark.
(Maybe the sign is for dogs or werewolves ?)
I’d recommend using those 45 seconds, plus however many more, to find somewhere to get something proper to drink.
I’d recommend a *SQUEEEZE!* and a *woopwoop!*
*squeeze*
WOOPWOOP!
Good call, I think you were right.
i think the squeeze is why we need to flush for 45 seconds!
Should I drink this water, or buy a drink from the Rock Creek General Store next door? Decisions, decisions…
Hey, it’s for free!
either one just may give you worms in the rear.
And it’s clean, too! :O
Better than Detroit’s water, that’s for sure! And you know what they say: Don’t drink the water in Mexico, ese.
Just don’t drink Sogay water and I’m happy
o rly? are u a doctor in flushing toilet?
Don’t be a smartass
I thought he was a doctor in Flushing, NY.
I flushed a doctor once in Smartass, NY. Really, I did. No, not really.
i’d recommend to drink it… hmmm… never!
oh, hell, no. i WOULD
Refreshing!
Yes don’t you think?
Ctrl-R Ctrl-R Ctrl-R
F5 F5 F5
I had another comment here! I think someone id kidnapping my comments… if this one dissapears I will laugh.
Someone’s id is kidnapping your comments??
In his dreams…
Are you saying he’s being egocentric?
Possibly, he has trouble letting go his ego.
They are! they are therer for about three minutes and then they vanish forever!
Mmmmmm….sweet, crunchy, syrupy ego….
*paranoid* I saw it happen! it has happened twice! nobody believes me! I’LL BE NEXT! *PANICS*
Are you taking a trip to the store to get more?
you’re just jealouse because the voices don’t talk to u
Yes…but I need to psyche myself up to go.
…and i need some ice to make a cup of snow.
+8 Rads
Fallout, FTW!
clearly whoever thought this was a fail never played fallout
Failout!
do they wash their hands there too?
No ewww, do you want to drink water that others have been washing their hands with? Come on… I want toilet water
Do you want to crap in a bowl that someone washed their hands in or drank from??? Ewww…!
eau de toilet anyone?
From Dior, only 450$ for 4 fl oz
It’s a dog’s world.
Yes. It is.
Jules would agree.
This must be at that “Dogs who can read” centre in Area 51.
I got one.
they have very talented dogs there. ever heard of the reading-mind dog?
We asked it to bark, piss or poop if it can read his or her mind, and guess what, it pissed
i feel insulted
its the cremation toaster for you!
I liked the toaster they invented to give you a weather forecast.
that reminds me of the harmonica tea kettle I heard about on NPR once. It played different notes depending on how close to boiling the water was.
That reminds me of the nintendo toaster. . .
It’s drinking the water!
I’m feeling flush, gonna buy me a fancy drinking fountain.
Hee! You just bowl me over Moomin!
Can we handle another pun run?
It’s be potty not to try.
You’d have to be a nincompoop to complain about our pun runs.
*wets himself laughing*
That was a genius comment BFF
*shakes hand*
*shakes hand back*
I try my best, Miimon.
*gives the Miimon a ShamWow*
Heh, heh – you didn’t say ballcock!
I sure hope you don’t overflow.
I know where this is heading.
I’m laughing so hard, I’m loo-sing control.
I want to take the plunge and continue this pun run, but I don’t think I can.
Better chain them all together safely or they will have a long drop.
don’t get lost in the s-bend
that last comment bowled
I’ll take the plunge! It’s just a toi, let them play!
OMG!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
orangutangs mouthing grapes!!!! Loud outward lungs!
Orwellian Mind Games! Room lol.
No thanks, I’d rather have that bottle of Sogay water.
u want so gay water?
Evian anyone?
This water taste like shit.
Funny that, is there peanuts in there?
*puts on grammar pedant hat and replaces “is” with “are”*
GRAMMAR NAZIS! UNTIE!
Let me retie that up.
I don’t know why you’re kicking up a fuss over peanuts.
(It made me chuckle
)
F*cking up a kiss?
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
And keeps pissing you off…
I wonder if that’s true for all toilets, or just the ones with this sign?
I’m not brave enough to find out.
Neither am I. I’m stupid enough to find out, but not brave enough.
you can just drink straight out of other toilets without flushing.
for some reason the comments on this fail have stalled.
someone probably put a potatoe into the exhaust pipe…
potato*
No, you spelt it right the 1st time.
hahaha “Wrong! the correct spelling of potato is P-O-T-A-T-O-E. NExt contestant please.”
Actually, it’s T-A-T-E-R.
“I did not have sexual relations with that tater”
“We have found Potatoes of Mass Destruction in Spudraq”
Proving that what I said in the ‘03 State of the Onion Address about yellow cheese was correct!
No! The pun run is up there!! ^^^^
yeah it’s an important notice, because sometimes buba forget to flush and drink water directly.
that made me gag a little bit
You mean you actually went and drank the water?
Off Topoc: Joshua Dreger just tried to win a kindle.
Dang! I just posted that on the wrong thread!
Could do better.
I can’t handle the pressure of trying to be Arthur
No, I meant Joshua could do better…
Ummm,
O’s are the new I?
*looks hopeful to start a trend*
Psssst.
(Click on the reply button)————————————————V
Me? Actually, I was trying to catch up and posted it back a few fails.
Or, were you scolding yourself?
Scolding myself.
*Materializes*
There you are! Changing your name is futile!
*SQUEEZE*
*Gets real tiny and disappears behind your toolbar*
*looks around baffled*
That was strange, but heartwarming.
*hides in start menu waiting to pounce*
*clicks start menu button*
*jumps out and squeezes*
*zips self into folder and emails*
OK. Now what?
Hahahahaha.
Be squeezed.
*squeeze*
Works for me.
*squeeze*
*off to do some housework*
Maybe you’ll win a Kondle?
O deny everythong.
seroiusly, thos has git ti stip! ot’s just annyong!
Ot’s alsi harder than yiu’d thonk osn’t ot?
O never learn.
What’s si anniyong aboit thos?
just try talkong wothiut usong o ir i! O am feelong loke chanong my nema beck. Whola we’re et ot, hiw ebiut raplecong ell e’s with a’s? Em O fully oncimprahansobla?
thets giong to raquora enothar nema chenga…
and substantial amounts of alcohol…
sorry… i was drunk.
Ot takes tii much effirt and O’m onevotably giong ti get ot wring.
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay too close to lolspeak.
Hurts my brain.
wtf?!
Dear God, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Is that all you’re putting in your letter to God? He’s not going to be happy about that.
It wasn’t signed. I think chalice is safe.
You do realise this is God we’re talking about?
He’ll probably turn the other cheek then.
That’s true. He’d probably consult his son about the matter.
Jesus Christ, why would he do a thing like that?
It saves doing all that paperwork. Plus he has 12 other people with his son to talk to.
yes
my son has being a wimp about the whole cross thing so its good that hes doing something
They have the Internet in heaven?! Goodness me, this will rip the space-time contiuum apart!
yes if you haven’t noticed there is thou massive internet cable going to thou clouds
*looks out of window*
Goodness, why didn’t I notice that before?
Do you get spam in heaven?
yes thou spam is really pissing me off.
spam is thou work of satan!
Can you watch porn in heaven? How fast is the connection?
♫ (Polka tune)
In heaven there is no spam,
Because it’s made from ham.
And when I now longer am,
All my friends (except Leila) will be eating all the spam. ♫
who needs thou porn when i can watch real people having thou intercourse
some of us aren’t all seeing.
* no longer… (reviving the bukkit)
“massive internet cable going to thou clouds” ??
I would have thought that Heaven would have wireless internet.
good point
Porn’s not real people?
*becomes flaccid*
I don’t care if there’s Internet in heaven, ’cause there’ll be a bridge… and fluffy will be on the other side waiting for me… and… and… he’ll be so happy to see me, and he won’t be limping anymore! *sobs*
Phew! For a minute there I thought you were talking about fluffy the fish.
water fountains now come with free chocolate??
And lemonade!
and those strange floating things you can’t and don’t really want to know the origin of.
my chocolate melted
There seems to be two gods. The Christians and Catholics will not be happy about this one bit.
do you really believe in all that b*llSh*t?
The Toster is the one true God! HAIL THE TOAST! and clicky my kink.
Link* bad typo
Freudian slip, I’d say.
argh… look how close the l and k keys are. and have you clicked my name?
That’s why I moved my l key away from my k key, a;though sometimes I;; forget where I rea;;y put it and type mispe;;ed words.
…and have you c;icked my name?
Now I have.
That was great!
yeh it was pretty damn awesome *nosey other-peoples-comment readingness*
Clicky my link!
Okay, I’m going say this only once, so concentrate:
No-one. Wants. To click. Your. Sodding. Link.
that was vicious…
I was trying to help whome? understand the conversation. Good thing i’m american and not offended!
How, in any shape or form, were you helping whome? That statement of yours defies logic.
And it’s quite ironic that I’m told by the person who put sourmath as their link that my comment vicious.
in fact, for the one post when that was my link, I warned people not to click it! I had it there to prove a point.
Not true. This comment:
the metallocrustomachinaist missionary
April 26th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Norwegian. they make it from their whales.
DISTINCTLY contained no warning and provided that link.
as I said later, that was an accident. one sec while I find the post that said that.
…okay, so another comment did contain a warning, but you mention it was a mistake. BUT, how can you account for the people who clicked on your link BEFORE you posted the warning?
I doubt anyone did, because they would have complained to me asfer restarting or terminating the process through task manager. accidents happen, and they aren’t intentional. I would never intentionally send anyone to sourmath.
But why would you put the link in the first place?
enough of this… lets just be friends! *hopefull*
*sigh*
Oh, alright. We’ll call it a day. I’ll let Dragonwriter and the rest to handle this.
so you now see that there was no harm intended?
No further comment at this point!
*zooms away in jeep*
*boards submarine, leaves port*
*reads thread*
*facepalm*
BFF…you started this fight all by yourself. I’m not bailing you out of it.
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
*SMOOOCH!!!*
…That’s what you were getting at, right?
Say no more…
*SMOOOOCH!!!*
I’m glad we have some closure!
Mexican food?
the other fountain has honeycomb chocolate!?!?!?!
*gets out the “Most Random Comment of the Day” award*
Do you get to lick the bowl afterwards?
my name is back to normal
This is a fail only because dogs can’t read.
…or flush?
Or walk out of the bathroom, over to their water bowl, and drink where no flushing is required.
…and they don’t have any conception of what “30 seconds” means, from my experience.
in 30 seconds you may eat means instant omnomnom to them.
altho they are able to perform calculus
And play Scrabble.
You mean Rawwre.
And woof
I think you’re barking up the wrong tree there.
Don’t fool yourself folks, this sign is obviously made for dogs…
snd Marines. .
and in China
That’s actually pretty sound advice, , ,
AAAAHHHHH!
Dilly will be so sorry she missed you!
Say, hand me a bendy straw!
STD’s! GOTTA CATCH EM’ ALL!
Gonorrhea, i choose you
*lobs a ballcock which pops open to reveal syphilimon*
Herpes! fire attack!
…Might I ask what on earth you’re trying to attempt here?
not much, just recreating a srupid IRc quote that had my crying with laughter. I hoped someone would have seen it.
you clicked the link on the whale comment didn’t you?
I didn’t. That website was linked ages before, and I clicked on it then. I have warned many times that the link should not be clicked on.
oh, good. I hope you knew how to exit it without restarting your computer. Would you like a link to the specific quote?
yes, im extremly curious
seroiusly? one sec
forget a link, its right here:
Gotta catch ‘em all!
STDs!
gonorrhea, i choose you
GO GET ‘EM, HIV!
Herpes, fire attack!
HIV IS EVOLVING
CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!
Lets try putting this picture into context. Why do you think it’s up in the first place? Likely no accident or negligence. I’ll bet where this washroom is has a lot to do with it… For example, if it’s public washroom in the skids of some town (tho it is clean), the sign might make some sense.
Putting these into context makes them less funny… It seems like trolling.
Then why would they bother to put up a sign.
i never flush because somtimes you get a chocolate treat
*Warning* This is a last resort.
I stayed in one of those, once. *shudders*
I sold golf clubs in one of those, once. *putters*
I taught elocution in one of those, once. *stutters*
hi =)
This is because of the worms in the rear, right?
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How I long for the days when Fail blog featured actual fails and was actually funny. Wasn’t it just a few weeks ago we had the one with the toilet sign saying the water wasn’t for drinking? The one where several people pointed out that in some areas the water is considered safe for drinking in case of natural disaster and so on? The only fail here is the idiot that doesn’t understand the purpose of the sign.
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Drink for a minimum of 30 seconds before flushing.
WHY!
Hm, Reminds me of fallout drinking water out of gross toilets.
Lol maybe it was a dog toilet xD
they should insert the phrase “after pooping” between lines 3 and 4.
actually, this is a great survival trick, as I am sure many folks trained in wildnerness survival or people in military service can attetst to!!
after constant flushing the water will become sanitary enough to drink if necessary, often used in dry areas!
herm… ew?
Makes sense! ……
dun, dun, dun…
*nudges comment back up to nest*