Comments on: Security Guard Fail http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:18:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: security guard training online http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1474157 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 03:59:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-1474157 Great beat ! I would like to apprentice at the same time as you amend your web site, how could i subscribe for a blog web site? The account helped me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided brilliant transparent idea

]]> By: armed security guard http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1468275 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 11:35:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-1468275 You really make it appear so easy together with your presentation but I in finding this matter to be actually something that I think I would by no means understand. It seems too complex and very broad for me. I’m having a look ahead in your next publish, I will try to get the grasp of it!

]]> By: attorneys http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-833971 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:54:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-833971 no, this is not a fail. he only LOOKS like he’s asleep, he’s ready to work if something should happen…

]]> By: RANDRANTER http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-793701 Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:51:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-793701 AS A PAST-MASTER GUARD OF 30 YEARS, I DO GIVE A FAIR WARNING TO A-L-L READERS——WHATEVER IS GOING DOWN IN AMERICA, EITHER FROM INTERNAL UPRISING OR ENEMY TERRORISM, SEEMS TO FEEL LIKE IT MAY TRANSPIRE BEFORE JUNE——PRACTICE WITH THOSE FIREARMS AND BE AT THE PREPARED READY. THE ECONOMIC SITUATION IS NOT IMPROVING, AND THE ENEMIES ARE NOT EATING CAKE AND ICE-CREAM WHILE AWAITING MARCHING ORDERS. IT ISN’T JUST ONE INTELLIGENCE SOURCE-EVEN THE PSYCHICS ARE IN STEP ON THIS ISSUE! PRACTICE,PRACTICE,PRACTICE–IT WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER MARKSMAN, AT LEAST! ON THESE ISSUES, I ALWAYS SAY—”WHEN THE PIANO PLAYER DUCKS BEHIND THE COUNTER—DIVE FOR COVER!”

]]> By: RANDRANTER http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-793693 Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:41:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-793693 FRANKLY, BETWEEN THE GOOFERS AND THE LEGITIMATE GUARDS WHO TRY TO DO A JOB WITH LITTLE OR NO RESPECT OR BACKING-IT IS A WONDER ANY SECURITY IS POSSIBLE! GUARDS TAKE A LOT OF B-S BLAME FROM THEIR OWN MANAGEMENT, CLIENTS, AND JUST A NASTY PUBLIC WHO SEE THEM AS A CHEAP PUNCHING BAG PALOOOKA! GET AN INCIDENT, LIKE THE BEATING THAT TOOK PLACE IN A SOUTH DADE HIGH SCHOOL ( MIAMI ) LAST WEEK, AND THEY SCREAM FOR MORE SECURITY—THE JOBS THEY CUT THE FUNDING FOR FIRST IN BUDGET CONSTRAINTS! YOU CANNOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS IN AN INDUSTRY FAST LOSING A QUALITY GUARD RESOURCE POOL! IF YOU DON’T PAY, AND ABUSE—THEY WON’T COME——

]]> By: Darthcloakedguy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-681850 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:39:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-681850 *worships*

Best game ever. In ever. Forever.

]]> By: Ditz http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-652724 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:43:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-652724 Actually, I think that he’s Malaysian

]]> By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-622234 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:41:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-622234

]]> By: thephantombloggerstrikes http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-431612 Thu, 21 May 2009 21:33:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-431612 People have a problem with this? Like you never fell asleep in the middle of your shift guarding an empty lobby? HYPOCRITES!!!

#65

]]> By: chaosthebat http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-412426 Sat, 09 May 2009 22:37:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-412426 oh he’s just inforcing the mexican stereotype

]]> By: Titch http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-397586 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:28:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-397586 FILIPINOOO!!!

]]> By: Mauro Francisco Cáseres http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-393923 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:37:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-393923 He looks like bolivian :S

]]> By: Stereotypical Mexican http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-392833 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:15:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-392833 So sleeepy. I’m just the janitor, man, so sleeeeeeepy.

]]> By: six flags nazi/weapwns expert/phil http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-392346 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:43:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-392346 Wrong! Stupid Mexican.

]]> By: J http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391975 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:31:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391975 OK, I admit it, I didn’t read all the comments. I just skimmed them. But I get the impression I’m the only person who really looked closely at the picture.

Look. Really, really look at the picture. The guard is behind a solid glass wall. There are no people in the space behind him. It looks like the space, whatever it is, is closed and locked. If that guard is supposed to be the night watchman he is goofing off and he earned that fail. But if he is off-duty, just grabbing a quick nap over his lunch break (I know people who do that) the fail is completely unjustified.

]]> By: Jason http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391842 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:43:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391842 damn mexicans

]]> By: bob http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391806 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:33:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391806 I think this is more of a mexican win!

]]> By: Radar http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391805 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:29:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391805 I see that Mexico is working hard to keep the Swine Flu contained.

]]> By: graficouvm http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391779 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:56:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391779 your racist coment IS the fail.

]]> By: tom http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391663 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:25:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391663 que pasa amigo?

]]> By: General BondFan4518 of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames, occasional judge/BFF NEWS/Scooby Doo http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391505 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:54:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391505 It’s you who should think about it. You’re not one of the people Dragon respects.

]]> By: 5 eagles http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391501 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:53:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391501 no hating now lol.

]]> By: 5 eagles http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391499 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:51:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391499 calling people trolls is respect? please think about it. lol

]]> By: Monty Marshall http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391365 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 10:29:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391365 No, security guard sleep.

]]> By: Monty Marshall http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391364 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 10:28:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391364 Oh my god will all just STFU FFS

Unbelievable tossers.

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391351 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:36:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391351 *sigh*
True. :(

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391349 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:20:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391349 *mental note: Take some friends up Tokyo tower and claim their babies are mine*

]]> By: Evilwoody http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391323 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 06:34:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391323 That was my tequila-drinking contest partner!
He was the anchor if you couldn’t tell.

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391281 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:39:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391281 *removes @$^% m*

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391279 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:37:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391279 You seem to have mastered it without any help. Well done Miss/Mrs./Mr. Idiot.

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391278 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:37:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391278 Oh okay, ta. So you’ve changed accounts, or just started very recently? Yeah, yeah fulla questions, I know :)

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391274 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:29:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391274 As an antimacassar.

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391270 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:20:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391270 Is there a bigot who isn’t?

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391261 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:13:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391261 There, there…

*pat pat pat*

I know that your Andy is a lovely, lovely man.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391259 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:12:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391259 Juses Christ, I hate these fails that bring out all the ignorant bigots.

]]> By: Kalan http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391242 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:49:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391242 there’s a reason why you call them lazy mexicans…-.-

]]> By: MR WONG http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391237 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:45:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391237 u stupid indian =.=”

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391204 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:05:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391204 Awwww! Danke, Admiral.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391202 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:56:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391202 That’s the problem with lists.
*makes room in list, squeezes Judy in*

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391201 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:56:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391201 And Dumb idiot has spoken.

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391199 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:55:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391199 I am saddened that he maligns the name “Andy”.
Sigh.

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391198 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:53:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391198 Please do. A strong will turneth away wrath. And trolls.
(And why was I not included in your list of personages? S’ok. Still love ya, bud.)

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391195 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:41:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391195 Hey, Richard! Where ya been?

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391193 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:32:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391193 *snork*

I was going to say, “No, but thanks for providing a model of one”.

*smooch*

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391192 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:31:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391192 I think I had one of those. Nice entry to the computer world (for me, anyway). I learned basic on that thing. Programmed a few games. Had the basic language down like that. Then, everything changed, so quickly. I couldn’t keep up. Sad.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391186 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:14:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391186 There is now.

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391183 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:09:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391183 o_O
Maybe the serfs are just there for the glamour, but the ser*i*fs make it possible for I to look like a sideways H.

]]> By: kannadzuki http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391176 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:54:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391176 Indeed he is quite handsome. ;)

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391174 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:50:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391174 He’s applied for undercover work.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2009/04/25/security-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-391172 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:47:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16970#comment-391172 With just my heart and my mind
I can be driving,
Driving home,
And you asleep
On the seat.

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