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First
last
j-roll fail.
(Not the real Jimmy Rollins…he rocks…)
*pepper sprays j-roll*
OMG IT’S A FROZEN BABY
OH WELL CANNIBALISM WIN
o.o
*fires up the Barby*
Lot of cannibalism fails this week…
People must be hungry for some cannibalism…
Nah, just smart babies.
Or slow dead ones…
*admires Noghri’s non-avatar yet again*
If you stare at it long enough there are actually birds in there.
*stares*
*begins to hear strange little tweeting sounds*
*floats away…*
*Scratches head*
Never had that happen before…wonder if I can get rid of trolls by having them stare into my non-avatar…
It’s worth a shot!
I see little swimmy fishies in your avatar, SrrslySrry.
*squeezes DW*
My job is done.
I see apatosauruses. Apatosauri? Apatosaurians? O.o
Cannibals are the new vegans!
(Sorry AA)
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
(No problem AE)
Unless it’s veal. Then it’s EVERYONE’s poison.
I prefer, “One man’s meat is another woman’s pleasure”, myself.
Dinner and a show, later? *grin*
One man’s fish is another man’s poisson.
(So many puns, so little time…)
(How can you lose?)
If a = b, then b = a
But does b = A?
No, unless you want the world to end.
Ah. Then B=A/0.
But that’s just undefined…
B=A/0 = pancakes
Pancakes are undefined.
pancake+pizza topping=enchilada.
pancake+pizza topping=enchilada=WIN.
But if a = x and b = 27, does that mean I shouldn’t eat the frozen baby?
Did you find X?
And on which astral plane was it located?
Don’t forget to put it back.
It was in my back pocket. How it got there, I dont’ really know.
Hang on a minute…
If a=x, b=27 and I make an assumption that you eat the frozen baby,
that means the baby was cubed?
I come up that the baby was squared not cubed…
Kinda looks like the baby was tubed…
But the baby is so much easier to eat if it’s cubed…
but if that’s true and the the answer to all life is 43 than what?
But If what you said is true and the answer to all life is 43 then what?
but if that’s true and the answer to all life is 43 then what?
Ooookay. So I guess someone had better answer, or you’ll keep asking?
And b – a = c –> a + c – b = 3abc
I hate math…
But I LOVE math puns.
That’s a prime ideal.
Aye, mate, hath . . . ?
Thoup available thith late?
just because a = b, it doesnt neccessarily mean b = a.
for example, lets say a stands for dogs and b stand for brown.
a = b is like saying dogs = brown, therefore, dogs are brown.
thats correct.
but in the case of b = a, then brown = dogs, therefore, brown is dogs.
now that just doesnt make sense does it?
(i never thought of it like that until i took an english test back when i was in highschool and it told me why my answers were wrong)
I prefer cannabism
That’s very green of you.
And hard to see through the smoke…
You might get weeded out of the gene pool.
I could win a Darwin Award!
I prefer kabbalism.
*puts on
funnymystical hat**puts on a pirate hat for fun*
As long as it’s not a wizard hat.
Hey! What’s wrong with a wizard’s hat??
*hides tall, pointy hat behind back*
*Puts on bowlers hat*
now don’t forget, you must also wear that when you are teaching the theology of the FSM.
its not a fail. you see the writing underneath “frozen baby”? its the asian word for that product. so techincally it says “frozen baby -product-”.
not a fail.
Is it a gifted baby?
No it will cost you $8.70.
But I don’t want the freezing charge.
Did they raise the price of baby again?
Your name just makes me want sushi.
Mmmmmmmmm sushi. *wipes drool from his mouth*
Ishus tawn just makes eman roy pancakes.
A baby WHAT?!?
Burrito?
At $12.99/lb? That’s highway robbery!
Robbing the cradle?
It’s like taking candy from a baby.
Pure child’s play!
You’re kidding.
I feel like a kid in a candy store!
That’s better than feeling like candy in a kid store.
Or a candy kid in a kid’s candy store…
Or feeling a Kid in a candy store.
Was NOT expecting that one….
dunno why, it IS FB after all, just wasn’t though
okay now you went too far!!!!
No.
Maybe not, but you’re Hairy.
Peek-a-boo. Sashimi now?
*gives AA a big squeeze* Every time I hear sashimi, I think of the little Asian boy in Scary Movie 4.
Didn’t see it, but miso happy for the squeeze.
*BIG squeeze back!*
Udon-t say? Well, here’s another one for you!
*smoochy-squeeze!*
*micro-squeeze*
That’s the funniest part of that movie.
Honda Subaru Toyota Mitsubishi
It’s like taking frozen babies from the Candyman.
Not available in stores!
Some assembly required.
As Seen on TV
I prefer fresh myself
The smarter the better?
Indeed
As long as it’s Irish for good luck! *squeeze*
*group (or grope, whatever) squeeze*
Malicite! McFail just touched my no-no spot! And I like it!
Heheh!
How do!
*upside down squeeze*
The correct term is ‘69′, I believe.
Golly, you’re rude.
It’s called a 99 if you pop a flake in.
Wha?
*
*69 SQUEEZES everybody back, but especially McFail ’cause she started it
Woohoo! I win!
*really wants to know what “pop a flake in” means…*
*pops a squeeze in*
(clicky)
*drools*
That sure sounds good!
“Monkey’s blood”???
You Brits are a strange and wonderful folk…
*squeezes his favoite Moomin*
I beleive it’s woowiu today…
All I see is ’square’’square’’square’’square’ oo ’square’ iu lol
*feels better she’s not the only one*
*squeeze*
Mr. Cuddles! You must keep an eye on McFail…she has wandering hands…
*looks at the woowiu*
MMC! *squeeze*
Smart and Irish? Best combination ever invented.
That must be why we’re so irresistible!
lol
*high five*
*high five*
*low 10*
*21! Blackjack!*
I feel left out of the smart Irish club…
You can be an honorary member.
(Hee hee…I said “member”…!)
Careful, the inuendo machine overloaded yesterday.
The innuendo machine is ALWAYS overloading!
But now we know we can get pants to contain it.
*comes out of dressing room sporting new pants*
*SQUEEEZES the moomin*
*is suddenly so mortified at being seen in public wearing such ridiculous pants that she wishes the floor would open up and swallow her–and it DOES!*
Ding! Ding! Ding! Malicite’s the winner!
.
*squeeze*
What do I win?! *squeeze*
You win a special squeeze *SQUEEZE* and that packaged baby if you’d like it.
*SQUEEZE*
*gives the packaged baby to Mr. Cuddles*
*Sigh* Poor orphaned packaged baby…
*throw’s packaged frozen baby at RushFan*
I thaw that!
If you don’t eat your baby, how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your baby?
You! Yes you! Stand still laddie!
*inserts ‘behind the dumpsters’ after RF’s second ‘you’*
Just lookin’ for dumpster babies…
Dumpster diving?
Delicious.
Baby…the other…other white meat. (Seriously…that’s nasty looking)
It’s probably a dumpster baby or something. Inferior quality meat I say.
Mmm…garbage water marinade.
*is pretty sure he is going to hell now*
(it’s ok so long as it’s a reference to a previous fail
)
(I like the way you think!)
Actually. It looks freezerburned. That must be it.
I eat these to make me smarter
‘Sup, woowiu?
The floor!
How you doing?
6oop. n?
*hands woowiu a drink.*
Cheers! Down the hatch!
Or up it…
Well, he’s walking on the ceiling (even though the sign said not to) so the hatch would still be “down” for him…
i did it!
Woohoo!
You’re a big kid now!
Try not to get too smart, or someone may eat you.
˙ɯıɥ ǝɹɐds oʇ pǝsıɯoɹd ǝʍ puɐ ɥƃnɐl sn ǝpɐɯ ǝɥ ˙suıʞʎɯɯɐɥ ʇdǝɔxǝ – pǝɹɐds ǝq llıʍ ǝuo ou ˙plɹoʍ ɹnoʎ oʇ ʎɐʍ ɹno ƃuıʍɐlɔ `ʍou punoɹƃɹǝpun ʇsnɾ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ¡ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɹǝsolɔ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ sı ǝsdʎlɐɔodɐǝıqɯoz ǝɥʇ
Yes it is. Frozen babies don’t keep very long, and this is what happens.
*sigh* Non-use-of-reply-button fail. Back to the crayons. *sniffffffff* Ah.
Sparky- how could you?
*hangs head in shame*
*Smiles friendly in a santa clausy way*
Cheer up fella! Everyone makes mistakes.
*snifff* Ok. But I’m still going to just sit here and play with my crayons. Or just sniff them.
And since you’re smiling in a santa clausy way, does that mean I get presents??
Presents?!
Well, he does have presence, although it’s somewhat upside down…
But does he have prescience?
Nope, only postscience
I hope he doesn’t have pestilence.
That somehow doesn’t read quite right.
While hanging your head can help prevent wrinkles, you don’t need to do it out of shame.
(Sparky, you need a ™ for your ‘crayola’)
How the hell are you doing that? Upside down font or something?
*clickie* Just promise to use the power for good only.
like this?
No, but your power looks similar
Bwahahah!
*sucks at spelling today*
I alwys suk at spellin’ its in my natture
I don’t understand. Did you misspell Bwahahah?
His name. Well, part of it anyway.
˙ʍou ǝǝs ı ˙ɥɐ
*turns laptop upside down to read comment*
*turns Leila upside down to read laptop*
*Turns Starfish and LEILA right way around and offers them lollipops*
Sweet! Turn me over and stick it in my mouth.
*puts them all in the hamster wheel and gives it a good spin*
(tee hee hee!)
McAfee site-advisor tells me that that *clickie* site is a virus spreader.
(Just a heads up)
Yeah, my comp wouldn’t even let it load.
alt / 0153 onna numeric keypad
nebber mind
But, i won’t work on apple?
*sniffs*
lɯʇɥ˙dılɟ/ɯoɔ˙pɐɟʌǝɹ˙ʍʍʍ
Oh the flipping the text works.. The trademark logo doesn’t
interesting…
˙˙˙ʇı pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝɔɐld ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo llɐ doʇdɐl ʎɯ ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ɯ,ı ʍou ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇuǝɯɯoɔ llɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ ‘ʎɐs ı
*minds*
*winds*
*grinds*
*finds*
WooHoo!
*rewinds*
!ooHooW
*blinds*
♂ I just looked up all the alt commands. § I am going to have a lot of fun with these. ε
I have a mac. I cannot do that… unless i use cmnd+c and cmnd+v
On one of my jobs I have to work with a mac. It seriously gives me bad breath after half an hour. Dunno why – maybe an Apple/Wrigleys conspiracy?
Unless this is some kind of joke reference I’m not getting, I’d seriously clean that keyboard and mouse before using it again.
It’s not a joke. Unfortunately. I get to the office, start to work, 30 minutes pass and I… well, I stink and therefore need a chewing gum. I suspect the exhaust air from the mac.
So much for “an apple a day…”
If you finish the sentence with “…keeps the girls away” it’s ok.
Arthur, I imagine it would take more than that to keep the girls away from you.
Well.. I think that Mac is a way better system then windows for almost everything except for failblog..
that makes Windows better in the end.
I’m using a Mac right now. What’s the problem?
Well, GF’s problem is that, as a nursing student, she has to use CDs for drug info that aren’t available for Mac. Yes, I’ve told her about both Bootcamp and – preferably – Parallels… but in the meantime, it’s running on my PC and gets mailed to her as necessary as a Word document, which also doesn’t work quite as well on her Macbook Pro (which is actually a pretty nice laptop).
You feeling stuffy today, WN?
Much better; thanks Judy!
Oh, baby!
That inspired me for my screenname that i will launch in 15 days.
Hairy Hairy was hairy.
You like it?
Works like human.
Only 99 cents each.
Works like the kids the restaurant will eat for free. And if you are lucky this is a gifted baby and your IQ will raise if you eat it.
Doesn’t exactly give off that ‘gifted’ feel to me.
Doesn’t exactly give off that ‘gifted’ feel to me.
Gahh! What caused that to post twice?
Gahh! What caused that to post twice?
Gahh! what caused that to post trice?
trice?
I believe it should be: thrice*
Twice is never enough!
trite?!
Amitrite?
Thalassa rite?
A bigger bite?
Because it’s Midnite?
With Malicite?
rice?
WOA?! isn’t that impossible? You destroyed it!
It amazes me how people take time out of there day to go online to say “First”.
Ah well… At least its not Sam.
Thou shalt not speak its name!!
It amazes me that there are still people reacting on the word ‘first’
Equally amazing is the fact that people still say first :/
So let’s change the subject?
I’ll get the nappies…
We’ll need them for the trolls.
Trolls? I don’t see trolls anymore. These glasses are fantastic!!!
I hope that wasn’t a disposable comment.
I’ve cottoned onto your meaning.
Phew. I’m glad it wasn’t interpreted as a little rash!
I’ve got the feeling i will die. Exactly 13 days from now.
I’ve got the feeling I will die. Exactly sometime in the future.
My ass is getting an operation in 13days.. That’s why i feel like i’m going to die.
Ah. Literal or figurative ass?
Literally! My tailbone is broken and they are operating the splinters out..
Keep a stiff upper lip.
Thanks, it’s not that i’m that scared… it’s just the thought of them shaving me.
And of course the 2 boring days in the hospital.. And after that the 2 weeks without skateboarding.. Or maybe even longer..
I was born! with a stiff.. STIFF UPPER LIP!
Thank again.
That really made me feel better
Hee! Hairy, as the recipient of many, many surgeries, let me tell you that those two days in the hospital will be quite, quite lovely, actually–if they are giving you morphine. It becomes a lot less fun once they take the really good drugs away.
Just remember to use plenty of baconlube
after they shave you.
I OBJECT!!!
O rly? *has never used ‘Object’ as a safety word himself*
LEILA, I’m beginning to wonder if you are a bot that is keyed on the phrase “BaconLube™”. Hmmm…
BaconLube™ BaconLube™ BaconLube™ BaconLube™!!
BaconLube™ may not nest below this level…
*nests and tries to prove WN wrong*
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/NESTED
Hah!
You’re not baconlube.
*places LEILA’s barf on ceiling at woowiu’s feet, falls off ceiling*
OUCH!
*pops in*
Hey there The Moomin! On the grid now (sorry about the lack of notice).
*pops out for now*
*looks around baffled*
Hmm, maybe this is why you shouldn’t walk on the ceiling. Oddness happens.
Good to see you around again DrB, hope you had fun in your absence.
*waves*
Prezackly.
I OBJECT!!! I OBJECT!!! I OBJECT!!! I OBJECT!!! 01000010100 01010110101 010 0111 01001010
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Huh? What?
*throws a 2 in there*
Sustained!
*Bangs Gavel*
*appeals*
*hands WN a banana*
*opens case of BaconLube*
A CASE Avis??? Where are you smuggling this from?
*hands Avis a potato*
I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I’m not afraid of it either – Hairy
I’m not afraid of death, I’m just afraid of what comes after
-Jesse Lacey
death is not the end, it’s the start – Buddha.
Kill me, and I’ll only become more powerful then you can imagine – Obi-Wan Kenobi
*inserts “possibly” before “imagine”*
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!!
-Stan and Kyle
I think that the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitablity! Whoa! – Stewie Griffin
“Dead People don’t talk”-JD
Call no man happy until he is dead.
-Herodotus (I think that’s how you spell it)
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
For with strange aeons even death may die.
-Abdul Alhazrad
The sleep of reason produces monsters.
~Goya
Zzzzzzzzzz…Ahhh! Monsters!
How unreasonable.
(I like that quote DrB)
“Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to”
~ Sophocles
“Death sucks” – graymatterz
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone’s got to take care of all your details.
-Andy Warhol
Not bad a quote from Woody Allen. Even when he is sleeping with his adopted daughter. *barf*
*Scoops up barf and scampers away to cause mischief*
Well aaaaaalrighty then. *seriously considers taking gaynorvader to have head examined*
My head’s not THAT odd…is it?
*feels head*
Head’s fine, but I’d definitely get that 3rd little spikey thing checked.
I already did, doctor told me it’s a wisdom horn, should could in sometime around my 100th birthday.
At least you didn’t die in the past…that would be insane.
If you time travel into the past and die there, does your younger self die as well?
I’ve often wondered that…I would have to say no..
What if you went back and killed your mother before you were born…?
Paradox!
Does that make me quackers?
*gooses*
Hmmm…one of those spam messages that basically run: “post this on Y other places or you will die in X amount of time” slip on somewhere?
You should cast a spell of protection. If you die you would have to leave your gold where you lay!
*loots*
*pickpockets*
Guards!
Why does that keep happening?
*tries to climb to rooftop*
Argh…that usually works.
*Hides in shadowy corner*
*points*
GUARDS! he is over there!
*helps the guards kicking until you have the same shape as the corner*
pickpocketing, huh? shame on you.
*Respawns*
And that kids is why you should choose a class that does a little less hiding and a lot more damage.
*Creeps away*
Did you respawn in your original shape?
Or are you still a footprinted pyramid?
*Respawns, Chokes, Dies, Respawns again, Exacts revenge on Malicite for descreating the corpse
Oh, so if i die i will only have to pick up my armor
and i’m back to the old me again?
*is revenged upon*
*kills finder*
*relaunches it*
*kills it again*
*relaunches it*
*kills it again*
*relaunches it*
*kills it again*
*relaunches it*
*kills it again*
Stupid shit freezes 10 times in 5 minutes!
Probably got an upside down virus…
This is to raise your IQ as outlined in the scientific publication: How to Raise your IQ by eating gifted children.
Is not.
jesus!!!
Praise be to the laaaawd!!
Praise be to the laaaard!!
I try no to cook with too much lard. Trying to watch my figure.
Probably a good idea… I didn’t really mean lard, just bad-for-you-food in general.
My great-aunt cooked with lard nearly every day and she lived to be 89 or 90. I think she and her husband were the exception to the rule.
Hey, lard is better for you than all that crap full of trans-fats. At least it’s natural.
(Which is not to say I’d ever use it, though…gack!)
Crisco is scary… my Mom used that all the time. *shudders*
Personally, I prefer BaconLube™ in my baking. All the flavor of lard, with half the calories!
I’m beginning to think that there is an obsession for eating kiddies and babies out there that I did not know about!
*Starts new holiday*
Welcome to cannibalism week.
The small ones are the most tender so we try and get them first.
And they increase your IQ
If they’re gifted of course
I don’t like the jokes about eating kids anymore… it’s getting old.. I want to see something new failblog, something new!
Then vote for something different! Who knows, we could be eating supersonic platypi next!
That sounds yummy…
Remember…the platypus will conquer all world and end the age of man…
Treat them kindly now…the revolution is coming…
Who the hell put acid in my bloody coffee…
*admires the swirlies going around and around Malicite*
I taste the universe. man. *licks Nellie*
Mal licking WN.
gaynorvader licking Brewski
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What’s with all the licking today?
Nellie tastes like sunshine. I can’t help it.
You just feel left out is all…
Flash us again and maybe we’ll lick you.
I believe I would remember if I had been licked… Is somebody licking me behind my back??
*waits for inevitable follow-on joke…*
You have no idea how long we keep a gag going do you? We’ve got some that are 7 or 8 months old now.
After this fail, it’ll probably be back to the pedophilia, or penis-shaped objects.
Nooooooo!
Potatoes and Poice maybe.
әәәәʍ
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…riiiiiiiiiibs…Barbeque sauce
*Won’t look at Chili’s the name way again*
*gives Mal an ’s’*
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This really isn’t as bad as the toe cleavage on the previous failblog. It’s disturbing.
THAT’S what you found disturbing about the last fail?!
No way. It was totally the shoes. Ghastly business.
I LOVED the pants! I am buying everyone a pair for Christmas!!
We shouldn’t fear fashion forwardness.
Some parts shouldn’t necessarily be that far forward, especially if they’re that big…
I dunno, could be a new fashion…
*shudders*
If the business was in the back… *thinks* No that’s not any better.
Fine.
*cancels orders*
*approves cancellation*
NEXT!
*stamps PLEASE! next to “NEXT!”*
PREVIOUS!
*pats Leila on the shoulder*
Everything will be alright, I promise.
Gotta go, enjoy your weekend fails! Bye!
Enjoy! *waves*
Ta Ta Arthur Eld!
Have a good weekend.
Everyone knows frozen babies aren’t for consumption, they’re for help with sporting ability you just cut a bit off like this,
*slices an ever-so-thin slither of baby*
and throw it away to the north north east, frisby style.
*there it goes*
“Slither” of baby? *shudders*
It’s a lot like a gaggle of geese. A herd of herbivores. A slither of babies.
A proclivity of pork?
A basilisk of BaconLube™?
OBJECTION!
Cruelty to basilisks!
A harem of ham?
I like it!
SOLD! To the creature with the horns in the back row!
Yay! A harem of ham! Do you accept gold coins? I’m gonna make this harem into a refuge for all pork products.
Sale conditional on the terms that no pigs feet be allowed into refuge. I accept gold krugerrands and Red Stripe.
*goes off to quiet corner*
*plants some forget-me-nots*
*solemnly commemorates*
*plays with forget-me-nots respectfully*
*takes gaynorvader’s hand and runs in fields of forget-me-nots* Hope Admiral won’t mind.
Yay! Running is fun!
*hugs*
*hugs again*
*hugs and doesn’t let go*
Thanks, sweetie.
*hugs Dragon*
They make for a good tattoo.
*gets the hell out of the way!*
*armshoulder*
*cheeksmooch*
TripleDot™ – is that you?!?
Wrong avatar.
The other one had a frame shaped avatar.
This somehow ended up at the bottom of the page.
*sees if this ends up being a ride*
And yet, this guy with this avatar posted the “cut and paste” video reenactment yesterday. I noticed that, too.
hahahaha my wife was asking for this… she’ll be happy, LMAO!
Your wife?
“Honey, could you please be a dear and pick up a frozen baby or two on your way home?”
Mmmm honey covered deer.
*licks Brewski’s back*
I am not amused! *pulls gaynorvader’s tongue and wipes the men’s room sink w it*
But I just wanted the honey!
*issues broken sobs*
That wasn’t honey, that was BaconLube™.
*promises self he will never make another BaconLube™ reference again. Today at least*
The label would be more appropriate on a carton of eggs.
Frozen eggs?
Looks like a tube steak. Personally I prefer the organic, grain fed, free range baby.
Bye bye FB, see you Monday!
*Breathes fire on nearby coven of trolls and flies off*
hooray, i finally got to get on the computer!
Thanks DW, for seeing my lil swimmie fishies.
I see the fishies too, but I don’t see the birds in the other one.
AVIS! *pounce*
Try looking at it through the other side.
Ooof!
*turns computer around*
Nope, that didn’t help.
Damn! I thought, if nothing else,
the pounce would have made you
see lil birdies flying around your head.
Heee…!
*nudge*
Heee…!
*budge*
Tsk. It didn’t nest.
Ah, well, I tried.
*pets*
We still luv you.
Waht’s with the FB ads lately? I’m looking at an ad that says “Lose your man boobs”, and has a picture that will certainly be burned permanently into my memory. Nooooo!!
NO, really…what is it?
Om nom nom?
why won’t my comments post? Aghhgh F**k
*hopes this doesn’t get through as usual*
You’re hopes… They’ve been crushed.
thanks for a great post, i may put a link to it in my own blog.if thats ok with you?
cheeres
liran
Hey there
Great post , good info
would like to put a link to it in
My blog
if thats ok with you?
cheers
liran
First off How’d they fit a baby in there?!? And second On is 8.70 the going rate for infants? Pricing fail.
well, “frozen baby” is in english and whatever it is, is in assumably Korean. Maybe it’s frozen baby sea cucumbers, iono. Not so much of a fail really.
Korean. I was squinting…
I don’t know what it means!
Or Chinese, picture quality not good enough to tell
So Funny
Hey, everyone – Joshua Dreger is trying to win a Kindle!
LOL frozen baby. I hav no idea what that means.
Hey, is this blog a WordPress blog? The emotes are the same as the ones on WordPress!
“Police responded to a report of a baby in a garbage can. On arrival it was discovered that it was only a burrito”
Coincidence?
Lol, that is hilarious…
fake because font bigger than other font
maybe try going to the grocery store for yourself sometimes.
“Baby, the other OTHER white meat.”
I’m scared! *hold me*
#64
Baby is only good fresh, still in the afterbirth is the best
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beautiful. I don’twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away…I’d die… ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥…….Isn’t that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
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school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
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