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It’s for storing bananas.
I thought potatoes!
*facepalm*
Can’t believe I didn’t think that.
Or crayons, or pooptarts. The possibilities are limitless.
Multi-storage. I bet there’s compartments in there.
Or manbearpigs
maybe it’s to keep all of the “family jewels” safe. lol
Screw that! THE ENTIRE WORLD OF JEWELS CAN FIT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!
For the ‘woman’ that needs a little more space up front.
These jeans are for storing FUPA’s. duh!
Maternity wear perhaps… if you don’t make it to the hospital in time, there’s room to give birth without taking your pants off. The waistband must be elastic?
*roffle!*
*imagines the possible reasons for such attire*
*feels queasy*
Pun chains and banter aside, did anyone ever figure out a sane reason for this design? My only guess is that it’s the inverse of a skort – for women who want to wear jeans but still flash panties at will.
OMG LOL
I’m not afraid to ask…what are FUPA’s?
Fat Upper Pelvic Area
i want some of these pants!
It’s good to want things.
they are for her boobs when she’s 70
FUPA=Camel Toe
You mean, like a ga-gina?
FUPA= Front Upper Pussy Area. It the ‘pooch’ above the vag area. Lots of women have large FUPA’s. They can easily stow them away in these jeans!!!
I prefer the more refined term: Frontbutt.
its obviously for smuggling in illegal mexican midgets
probably to accommodate an uber maxi pad.
For those uber heavy days…
(also with wings)
the baby-jeans. a place to hide your baby while you pick up hot guys that don’t think babies are in right now.
also with complimentary sunglasses ^_^
XD Pooptarts!!! ^.^
Actually, it’s the new elephantitis line.
Oh hi Moomin
How are you today?
Fine thankyou.
How are you RitzYO?
I thought gigantic nuts.
It’s for storing BaconLube
I OBJECT!!!
What? I haven’t abandoned my cause…yet.
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‘morning Ninja
The problem is you think you are cute. You are not.
Well, Terrence, she’s a hell of a lot cuter than you are
TY Nellie.
*puts TB on ignore list*
OVERRULED!
its called “a vajeans”, its very common
I always wondered where the hero of Les Miserables got his name. I guess he was prone to wearing these.
*j’averts his eyes*
(thanks for the memory arimareiji – it’s been years since I saw Les Mis!)
These pants are for women who suffer from camel-toe-phobia. Although after a few snickering comments followed with finger pointing they are now searching WebMD for the definition of Elephantitis of the Labia.
o i have those for my balls… yes i got elephantitus on my balls
Ugly, yet attractive at the same time. Maybe. Or not.
Not… *raises eyebrow at Sparky*
beauty is in the eye of the pants jam
Your pants have eyes? *is scared*
Teddy’s here! Hi moomin, Jam. Why ever do these jeans have a purposeless surfeit of fabric in the crotch? I notice more and more girls wearing pants like these. Quite extraordinary. And ugly.
*squeeze*
Welcome back. Good travels?
I went and squeezed you in the past
I think if you get shipwrecked, the pants double up as sails?
*squeezes the sailingteddy as he hoists sail*
Long time no speak!
Jinx!
:p
Three wishes?
It’s traditional
It didn’t work.
Hi everyone. hi to lou, mookie and Arthur if they’re around. Hugs to everyone. Just back from Bulgaria and Barcelona. If you’ve never been to Barcelona, make sure you go before you die. Awesome!
i wanna go to barcelona sometime.
did you see the cathedrals?
Welcome back, Kotter….er, uh…sailingteddy!
*squeeze*
Hi Sid. The cathedrals are amazing, especially the Sagrada Familia – totally staggering. Also I there are Roman remains more extensive and better preserved than I’ve ever seen.
Wow! I would love to be free enough to travel and see such marvels.
*sets Sidhe free*
*captures Sidhe again*
She’s a pretty inside cat. Outside food flys away, runs away, or fights back in the wilds. She would starve by day’s end.
Excellent catch, Skwerl. Yet again, my appreciation of your prowess ratchets up a notch!
No praise for Bulgaria though eh?
Judging by the people who posted here on the multiple car/driving/parking fails Bulgarians are nice and funny folks.
That was sailingteddy’s car in all those pictures. Explains the not praising.
Is Barcelona any good after you’ve died?
Denver’s the place to do things when you’re dead.
Hmmm
Such as 
*Googles Denver & Night
LifeDeadness**Books a Cemetery Plot*
*Walking toward the light*
Comes back.
“Nobody seems to be having a good time, and it’s MUCH HOTTER!”
RUN, GFC, RUN!!!
(sorry, that was an inside Failblog/MySpace referrence.)
*gooses GCF*
I mean^ “RUN, GCF, RUN!!! (not GFC)
Grannyflatcap?
Pants Jam? i prefer strawberry thanks.
..or not.
Granny’s pants?
Future mommy pants?
Hey, who untied you?
I learned how to write with my toes. I tried to use my tongue, but it is still sore.
Too many Cheerio exercises? You should switch to Froot Loops.
Mmmm… breakfast in bed… I could get used to that.
Sounds like you need a wife. Or a butler.
I found that a stash of food close enough to the bed works fine.
You’d better eat quickly. That sushi won’t keep in this heat.
Get a room.
)
Oh, wait…
(sorry, couldn’t resist
I was under the impression that you prefer when I eat a little slower.
I said “lower.” Do I have to draw you a map?
Pssst...It's not easter anymore.refresh your cache is you still see Mookie’s Egg
Wife. Butler. In our house I am both….sob. Is there such a thing as a female butler?
A But-lette?
Well, ever heard of Maids?
Serving girl? Handmaid? Butlette?
I dunno. Here’s a link to a bunch of people asking the same question.
Who needs a hospital to bear a baby now that you’ve got these faboulous pants! If you are lucky and bear a midget the kid doesn’t need to move away from home when they turn 19, they can live in that mighty sack
Not so great for the kid though. i get on well with my mother but I wouldn’t have wanted to spend 19 years lurking around in such intimate proximity in that horrible sack.
Who cares, it’s a midget (racism fail)
Knowledge of the correct useage of the word “racism” fail!!
not so much racism, more sizism.
Discriminator of those with height differences.
Well you get those skirts for birthing in. Clearly this is the alternative for women who prefer to wear pants. I remember seeing a video once of a woman having a baby in leggings; labor took like 5 minutes and she was in the grocery store so it was caught on a security camera. I’d imagine these would be more comfortable than leggings for the baby.
I MUST see this video.
Been looking everywhere for those, they usually just come home by themselves
The sound fancy.
What are they iPants?
Pants: 50$
iPants: 500$
Storage Fail Pants: Priceless
Maybe… If your granny’s labia is twice the size of her intestines. People always say,”Everyone’s vulva is different and special”, but I don’t think that’s what they meant.
How clever – pants with a built-in condom.
I think it’s a midget pouch.
Jinx! *holds out finger*
JINX JINX!
Hahahahaha.
*hooks finger round yours*
*WISHES*
“Midget” is an offensive slur, the proper term is “Dwarf”. We’ll let you off with a warning this time. As you were!
Midgets, dwarfs – they all look alike!
Midgets tend to be heavier than dwarfs. It easily makes a difference of 3 to 4 meters when thrown…So they say.
You know you’re good when you manage to split the midget in the middle with the dwarf.
dwarves carry battle axes. nuff said.
It’s not. Midgets and Dwarves are different. It’s all to do with proportions.
To most little people, midget means “circus freak”, popularized by PT Barnum himself. But what would I know, I’m 6′ 4″ (1.93 m for you people who don’t use weird obscure archaic measurement systems).
Your not a dwarf unless you carry a battle axe.
Or rapidly expand and then shrink into a black hole.
And the direct posession of a battle ax.
Eh, I knew a “dwarf” who referred to herself as a midget. I always thought dwarf was the more offensive term since most people think of the fantasy race these days.
Maybe it depends on the region?
They think of EVERYTHING!
The ninja is mystified as too how Sparky has managed to flip part of his name.I have my ways, Ninja. I have my ways. Buw-ha-ha-ha-ha! I can not reveal all the mysteries I know, you see, because…..
Because I’ll spare you anymore of my gibberish! Someone did it in the last fail. *Clickie.*
Woo!
Be careful you don’t use that too much, uıɯooɯ. You don’t want all the blood rushing to the tops of your letters. ‘Cause then it’s…..it’s….well, it’s SOMETHING weird!
Woowiu?
That’s my excited noise
i believe he was attempting to copy your upside down name. wot wot! tally ho! frog in the hole and all that govna! i am delightfully mad you see, and i tend to sometimes go on rants where i’m thinking in a different accent! bahahahahaha
I think it’s more of a chastity belt than a condom!
Just birth control in general–’cause you will never get laid if you wear them!
*pathetic rimshot*
Maybe there’s someone in there writing something backward on the inside. Ok, maybe there’s a couple people in there.
Midgets?
MIDGET JINX!
You do make me laugh! HAHA
My wish came true
Now… about mine!
Whatever happened to “ladies first?”
I never go FIRST. I’d be an outcast.
At the moment, we comment at the same time
It’s better that way.
*squeeze*
*looks in there*
*comes out traumatiszed*
bukkit
I’ll volunteer
Handy for those surprise births.
Haha that reminds me of an episode of family guy:
“You were right, I WAS pregnant!”
Frighteningly enough, there’s an entire series on TLC or something dedicated to this.
“I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”
TLC freaks me out.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls,
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes you’re used to
*dances beneath waterfall*
Peter… I’ve been looking for you! Here’s your froggie wellies.
Should I have been more specific?
Though when I think of it, that TLC is quite a bit freaky, too.
That much frosted lipstick should not exist in the world.
*offers a juicebox*
Blue leg-eating parasites! They’re back! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
*dives for flame thrower*
Potential penis pump storage pants place…?
is that Buffalo Bill?
room for a hand? *winks*
Giggety-giggety-goo!
Looks like a massive, erm, ‘wizard’s sleeve’ :S
It sure hangs like one, perhaps the pants are to accommodate the sleeve
I clicked your name…. hah, niiice!
Even better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching
oh yes! check out newjersey turnpike, quite concerning, but good for break-ups
Gotta love instruments
Sorry about that! *takes back my trombone*
I took the grannypants to post them here.
Sorry, should have asked.
That’s ok Mr Moomin, it gave me a chance to air out my haemoroids
That link on the other page was well weird. The comments were hilarious though. Hahahahaha.
*squeeze*
“better than farting in the bathtub”
or
“I was going to buy this, but I went on with life”
LOL
easier for fingering
too kinky.
For some reason MC Hammer comes to mind.
Who dare wishes to touch this?
*roffles*
I had a very similar thought.
I immediately thought of the cow and chicken. The shoes look like the ones ‘mom’ has.
STOP!
HAMMER-TIME!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
DIY Kangaroo?
WTF.
you are all sooooo stupid..
they are ment to be that style ..
its fashion GET WITH IT SKATER DOODES
“YEAHH ROCK ON” SK8 FOR LIFE !!!
(thats me ripping batty buy (and girl) skaters)
Peace X
Some people don’t realise that people who can actually skate dress nothing like the media would lead you to believe.
I did realise the sarcasm, I just felt like sharing my feelings.
nahhh cuz that isnt a rip at you .. your safe ..
its the goats up the top ..
and yes all skaters dress the same !!!
Yes! We all fit the stereotype! I wear either very skinny/baggy jeans, overly large shoes, an Element T-shirt and some random shawl-type thing that looks like a chess board.
And don’t forget that we say the word “dude” in almost every sentence, and listen to heavy metal/rock.
I Don’t i wear only Rib pants, I hate element! i really do, no offense though. I wear tie-dye shirts or large shirts with big skulls on them and only Vans shoes (because of my sponsor) I never say ‘dude’. And i listen to jazz/rock ‘n roll..
Dude; sarcasm
Sarcasm, dude.
But it’s true I only use it on the internet. Because guyo sounds so wierd on the internet…
the steriotype is punk not heavy metal/rock get it right lol
similarly, not the same.
Nowadays, everyone in a certain age group dresses similarly.
I dress nothing like my age group!
Hmm, I’d say everyone under the age of about 16 dresses similarly…
The same.. I guess not.
But there are only a few ’styles’ almost everyone fits in a stereotype..
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oh i got the hospital yesterday
I have x-rays of my ass now
ass-rays :’-))))))))
How’d it go?
Well it’s broken on 2 spots. In 2 weeks i am having an operation because there isare some splinters that need to get out.. And the nurse saw my Hairy anus.
Owww, good thing you went in so.
But i don’t wannaaaaaaaa! Im scared of operations.
They told me that i cannot go anywhere for 2 weeks after… :’(
Better than letting bone fragments get into your blood and never being able to move again O.o
What if i wake up and i found out that they shaved my ass?
They are probably going to do that!
On the spot they operate – yes. And potentially also a spot on your thigh.
I will change my screenname to:
Hairy, bald on some spots.. But still pretty hairy
Patchwork rug, maybe?
Well that’s just rude! o.k. i’ve thought it over i will change it to:
Hairy – is no that hairy anymore.
Woopsydaisy’s!
I mean:
Baldy – Thinks back of the good old days.
Actually, to avoid infection, they will shave the ENTIRE area and thensome, which may include your legs among, *ahem*, other areas.
that would be a school uniform.
Oh no they don’t. I am a ’skater’.. But I don’t prefer to be called one. If you have 1 skateboarding video you will realize that it’s not true.
I skate for 7 years now and lots of them are just ‘biting’ each others style. We’ve got this blog where I and a few friend’s post photo’s from skateboarding and shit. In our city you can say we are almost ‘famous’.. If I wear a green pants all the kids that skate indoor parks daily will have one 3 weeks later. That’s why I always dress different. I don’t want to be the same as everybody else.
So it’s true a lot of ‘them’ dress the same, or at least are trying to.
Wear really boring clothes (what’s the correct expression: Smug? Stuffy? Square?) and see what the kids do then!
Good plan! I’m going to do that :p
I posted that poor guy before… Anyway, try his outfit for a couple of weeks!
Haha, I am going to wear a pink jumpsuit and a McDonalds cap.. Maybe even sandals.
…with socks…
Yes, winnie the pooh socks.
I think you should rock the tweed suit look with matching waistcoat. Watching a bunch of skateboarders dressed like that would be awesome.
Or i’d just go naked. In 2 weeks It will be extra fun to see me naked. My ass will be bald!
your name is upside-down! Shall i get help?
Naked but for a deerstalker. And a pipe. Distinguished from the neck up, party from the shoulders down.
It’s a new look I was trying. Does it make my bum look big?
A little, but it compliments your lovely smile.
*blushes*
Why sir, you are embarrasing me.
I thought you wanted to stand out?
I take 2 outfits with me. The one that stands out. And that one. If i make a picture ill just change my clothes.
Ah… that explains how you broke your assbone, then.
Yes, I know the correct name is coccyx.
morn all. The function is to allow air flow
during a woman’s full moon cycle.?
Pants of the Ood.
why ood?
what did they do?
Built-in ice pack for hot loins?
crotch fire in the house
wtf? are those for women with overly large vaginas?
Hanging 6″ below the crotch? Ugh.
Mama’s got a squeeze box, daddy gets no sleep at night
She makes a noise like corduroy when she walks, but she’s awefully silent on the toilet
Don’t start thinkin’ that’s a pillow. If you leave your head on it for too long it’s gonna get sucked in.
blumpkin?
I’ve been on this information superhighway for awhile now and that was one of the top 5 laughs I’ve had. Invigorating! Ithankyou.
the pumps really set off the look lol
It brings a whole new meaning to a fanny-pack. You could store an elephant inside there.
More like 5 elephants..
maybe 6, if you fit them properly
It’s curtains for whoever designed that.
Yes, I have a beef with them.
*Draws the curtains, but the sun don’t shine*
Bit of a stiff breeze out
Nice beef though.
bit dry
There’s a cream for that, I hear.
The front of the pants looks like a vagina. That is all.
and a giant one at that — as nice as vaginas are, one that big is just frightening.
For my douche bag ?
Brings new meaning to the term “poulter-wang.”
I don’t see what’s wrong with the, um…pants(?) I happen to think they are quite avant garde.
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*searches for them online to gift them to all ladies failers for Christmas*
YAY!:)
Just for your excitement, I will buy you 10 pairs Srry.
*giggle*
Leila, you’re as generous as the front panel of those pants,
and that’s saying alot!!!
That’s a HUUUUGE clit!!!!!!!!!!!
*blushes* Why, thank you.
LOL Not sure if that’s a compliment but hey
It is in my country … HAHAHAH!!!!
You own a country?! Can I visit?
What’s the name of that country.. Poland?
Hairy butts not permitted…Get yourself a good waxing and I will consider.
Ah, never mind then.
Once again i have to say:
No hairs, no glory!
I TOLD you, they’re not hairs they’re SCALES!
*displays butt proudly*
I 6 out of 10.
You should see my ass-rays.
really??? what size are we talking here?
Come on granny. I can’t talk about that kind of stuff here. There are kids in the room. Just know this…the bigger the clit the better the orga…um, I will tell you later.
I like a girl with a bit of extra meat on her
I agree, they’re more filling that way.
Ah, ‘meat’ sounds so f**king nasty when you talk about girls…
Please call it some extra pounds or something..
Didn’t figure you for the squeamish type at all! LOL
eeeh.. what is squeamish?
*laughs out loud at this entire change of events*
I agree with Hairy though…
But what does squeamish mean?
It looks like it has room for utters…
I need to wake up more… (morning all YAWNNNN)
Got any potatoes on ya? I see Moonin here so, I will need a couple.
Moomin! *dang it*
Groovin’! *dance it*
Who do you think you are?
Why, I’m Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujub bear-ramage of course. Isn’t everyone?
Sorry, I thought you were singing that Spice Girls song..something something who do you think you are?
You didn’t just say Spice Girls!!??
Stupid FB, I could’ve sworn I had!
I kind of figured it was a reference to something I didn’t know. I should have just left it alone instead of flaunting my ignorance. But I think I did that LONG before today!
*Gives LEILA a friendly moonin*
Dude! Ever hear of razors or clippers?
They don’t work on my scaly butt!
*displays ruined razors and clippers*
I OBJECT!
I EJECT!
*escapes burning hoverboard*
I REJECT!
*discards hoverboard as it is burnt*
I PERFECT! …potatoe insertion. It’s soooo your turn today.
I REFLECT
I INTERJECT!…..Potatoes?
I INSPECT. 8/10
I DISTRACT!
*dances and sings a song about jesus*
I RETRACT!
*Zips zipper after packing it away*
iDetect. New app for the iPhone…
iBeer also an app but it’s not free and it’s stupid
“Potatoe”? Are you chanelling Dan Quayle?
Old reference win!
I am actually.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Who is Dan Quayle?
A very, very stupid politician.
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe. ”
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle kinda sucked…
Sucked what? Fish?
*hands Malicite a coffee* Mornin’. I’m so glad it’s Friday. *sips on her own coffee in an effort to wake herself up*
I’m on my second cup of decaf. This just ain’t helping me wake up. Maybe a tabasco enema would work.
Thanks McFail *squeeze*
Decaf…ew…that’s like drinking alcohol free beer…
Ain’t that the truth. If I start drinking near-beer, please shoot me.
Will dooooo!
*wondering why NO ONE corrected Malicite for saying utters and not udders*
Because he was tired!
HAHAHAHAHAH!
*fails*
Dammit…
Looks like it’s the bukkit for us all?
Just Leila…she rained on the parade!
*gets out his baconlube filled water balloons*
Umm…cannot combine water and baconlube and I OBJECT!!! I vote for bukkit for all.
::pokes holes in all the balloons with claws::
Its Funny
Blind date?
He’d have to be…
imagine the surprise when he tries to feel her up
Or a diaper-fetish.
*have
incontinent chicks rule
I knew there was something odd about Angela Merkel!
…and the Queen.
Fashion imitates physiology. Those pants have “denim flaps”! I wonder if they make noise when they flap in the breeze?
I just wanna…..flyyyyy awaaayyy!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Yaaay, Yaaaaaay…………
You’re more excited than I thought about being potatoed.
*sneaks off*
Damn, those shoes are ugly! What the hell was she thinking?
I know what the hell?
*chokes*
*attempts mouth to mouth resuscitation* MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!!
Ah, the pointy shoes. It is said they elongate ones legs. Not afraid to admit, I tried a pair on and I looked like a freaking elf!
Guys fashions can also be evil. For several years, guys dress shoes all had super-long toes, squared off at the ends and very thin. I wear size 13, and I looked like a freaking circus clown with these things on. Or a scuba diver.
That must’a made you a hit with the ladies
DAMN SCUBA DIVERS! They get all the girls!
They love my snorkel.
SIZE 13!!!!???!!!
Brewski, you can’t complain to me about your shoes. I happen to believe there is some sort of conspiracy going on. Why is it that men’s shoes are well constructed and made more durable than those of ladie’s shoes? Hmmm?
Conspiracy?! Of course not, how absurd!
*whispers* (hey guys, I think she’s on to us…)
how nature says “do not touch”
*draws back a stump*
It’s obviously to prevent camel toe. …For people who have a phobia of ever getting it.
those will even conceal the moose knuckle, camel toe’s ugly sister
I want to see what’s under those pants.
And possibly hump it.
With my fist!!!!!!
The midget/dwarf community will not be pleased.
Depends how good Brute is at humping I guess.
*prepares brute forced potato insertion* I got you now Moomin!!!!
*pants*
*jams*
These pants are in style in Europe. My roommate wears them. I really hope the trend does not spread to the US.
Huh? i have never seen one
LOL! Stupid Europeans!
HUH?! waths a uropeejan?
That makes you American?
At least I know where is China… Can you point it on the maps?
He, my friend, is German. And that, my friend, was sarcasm.
*Digs a hole, and hides*
Oh, my bad…
*pulls Carlito out of the hole*
How could you have known that? Don’t worry!
Semantics dont apply where you live, Do they?
China? Oh gee, that’s near Greenland, right??
Hey Arthur, since you’re American, I bet you couldn’t even find Germany on a map!
Germ-any? Eeew, how unsanitary!
Hahahahaha.
*offers a shamwow*
Thanks.
*wipes Germany clean*
*now lives in Any*
Hey Arthur, what’s your first language? Your English is flawless. I worked in Ulm for a couple weeks a few years ago, and used to joke to coworkers that most Germans speak better English than Americans do.
*wistfully recalls the excellent beer*
You little liar you!
But thank you! My first language is German.
Germans speak better english than Potuguese. That’s for sure.
We have an english subject at school, but that’s just a governament FAIL! LOL
BTW Thanks for taking me out of the hole. It’s too dark and cold.
*Taps on Arthur Elds Shoulder*
Even Germ-many!
It’s close to Hawaii, right?
Yes! I’ve got at least 3…
Look for CNNNN in youtube.
On the maps? There’s more than one?
Maps? you mean those that rhyme on craps?!
Yes! I’ve got at least 3…
Look for CNNNN in youtube, you’ll see
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to decipher maps because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
FAIL!
Well since I didnt see anyone else say it…………for Elephantiasis sufferers?
*hums to herself* Do your balls hang low…..
FINALLY! A pair of pants that fill my elephantiasis needs!
That little extra bit of meat sure can dangle to and fro…
WTF do you call these? Meat Curtain Pants?
AC/DC – big balls
DC/AC – Big Labia?
No you.
Huh?
Sorry i didn’t read your comment right…
I thought you said:
Dude you are a stupid american, you probably can’t tell where china is on the maps.
*continues humming* Do they wobble to and fro ….
Can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow…
I can throw mine over my shoulder.
Wow, thats kinda gross
I did that, couldn’t find them afterwards though
Should have tied them to something.
Maybe a trailer hitch on a Rampant Minivan
hahaha
Perhaps you should have tied them in knot or a bow?
Moobs?
It’s kinda of a fashion here… Fashion victims use it a lot. I dont like it tough, I prefer the tight ones…
I don’t like it tough either. I prefer a gooey centre.
*squeeze* I prefer a booby mentor
For use with the new Depends Thong™.
What de–?
…. I didn’t think anything could look stupider than low rider gangsta pants. I was wrong.
This reminds me of that stupid raincoat toilet. found here.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo
WTF? There’s no way these are real. What are they called, meat-curtain jeans?
They copied Ron Jeremy’s pants!
to prevent camel toes…
Clearly this is a cut made for women with extremely large vag’s. Or for women with normal vag’s who want to look like they have extremely large ones.
I….thought it was for pregnant ladies, like if your baby pops out unexpectedly, they don’t just go splat on the ground, or can’t make their escape if you’re wearing tight pants.
oh yeh these are trouser bellows. involves a lot of opening & closing of the legs.
does anyone else feel absolutely disgusted by these jeans?
i’m too lazy to read the hundreds of previous comments, but those flaps are probably for the safe storage of GIANT labia.
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It’s the world’s first pair of pants with their own labia!
I think thats actually a guy and the extra fabric is for—well.
btw, I just wanted to say The moomin is an awesome username and czuhc upside down has a great picture!
think about the humongous wegdie potential… :S
For the large-lipped woman…angelina jolie, perhaps?
Why did someone feel the need to make a denim vagina?
I can’t think of any conceivable reason why a woman would want to wear these. Aside from some awful, disfiguring illness.
Too bad the source of the image isn’t listed – so we could find out why they were made.
i want that and i have that
make the power in your body flow
not i caint use that i used it up
ow well
for when you don’t want those nosey doctors seeing your vag during child birth
It looks like it’s for doing the splits better, maybe?
It expands, in case you take a BIIIIIG poo while wearing them.
wow. thats all I can say. wow
wow.thats all I can say. wow
They are simply designed to avoid unsightly camel-toe.
Ok, I saw basically this same comment Waayyyyyyyyyyyyy further up, but they didn’t put it bluntly enough for some people, so: ITS 4 A TRANSVESTITE
Just try to give someone wearing those a wedgie.
Hangar for a B-52 merkin
I’m confused as to why a woman is modeling these….
I would call it a life fail for whoever decided to buy those.
its called “a vajeans”, its very common!
That’s for combating ‘Camel Toe’.
Though, it’s sort of like trying to kill a fly with a WMD.
Egad, that’s a camel toe and a half…
They are obviously accordion pants.
the crotch of these looks like a stretched out vagina made of denim. ick!
It looks like a denim Ood.
I guess if a lady likes a healthy breeze around her privates….who am I to judge?
Cleverly designed for the elderly woman with the prolapsed uterus….no one will EVER know!
I…I dont get it..does she have a huge vagina? lol are they expecting the baby to just flop out of her so they gave her a pouch so it would be comfortable?
wtf? This better not be real. We just have to wait for some famous person to get paid to wear these before everyone starts. Isn’t that how it always starts? I hate fashion!
The vagina is INSIDE the female body. I’m only guessing, but I believe that EVERY SINGLE comment on this fail that joked about the large “vagina(s)” meant LABIA. Helllllllooooooooooooooooooo……
THANK YOU. It annoys the @#$!@ out of me every time I hear someone make that error.
That was like correcting grammar in a bar at 2 in the morning…
Well, similar. You don’t have to run for your life here I suppose.
Well, at least she doesn’t need a bag.
another nice post. thank you.
These pants look like they were made for one of those guys who have the tumor in their scrotum that enlarges it to like basketball size.
Design Fail… or Ron Jeremy FTW?
i do not understand it….at all….not even a little
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Stop! Hammertime!
That woman has the largest labia I have ever seen.
futa chicks wear these.. hehehehe..
Clearly, these are designed to leave room for the mega-maxi pads on those extra heavy “flow” days.
These are the preferred pants of Baggin Saggin Barry. (memba him?)
what is that roast beef curtains?
…..hrmmmm… Perhaps those pants are designed for cow people? *shrugs*
damn i wos wonderinwhere my new jeans where, my old ones are so restrictive lmao
I need to get these for my ex-wife. Mothers day and all coming up ya know. Anybody know what store I can pick these up at?
I just don’t get it! I’ve tryed to wrap my brain around every possibility. The only thing I can come up with is some sort of specialty cataolog for people that have had a colostomy (spelling?) and now use a bag. But even then isn’t it carried nearer the waist?? I… I just don’t know!!!!
…is it for saggy vaginas?
These pants are obviously for the prevention of camel toe.
its a douchebag… clever thinking? no nevermind…
I need some of these for my GIGANTIC NUTS
If the lady “hangs like a wizard’s sleeve” then WIN!!
i say its for hiding mini-me from big fat bastard.
Granny pants!
if that was a pair of guys pants that would figure
a decent space to put your balls
waffles…
Can’t touch this, dodododo dodo dodo!
I didn’t know Hammer was into clothing design!
#63
Never get another cameltoe again!
They need to make a little extra space there for guys. It really itches down there sometimes.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-0
VAGINA PANTS!
Useful for surprise births.
“You’re right! I WAS pregnant!”
:3
this was a spoof ad for anti-camel toe jeans. I’ve seen it before, but I can’t remember where.
absolutely beautiful
So those are the kind of pants you buy when you have beef curtains…. LoL..
Excuse me, but why is this a fail? If my wife asked me if these jeans made her butt look fat, I could honestly answer No! That’s a win.
lol… those pants are really sold in my country i hate them… they look like a shity diaper rofl
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