Comments on: Book Fail

By: flymousechiu

flymousechiu — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 05:18:23 +0000

ouch….
my iq’s 144, and i am 14…

By: MacKenzie

MacKenzie — Wed, 26 May 2010 21:41:53 +0000

I bet they taste great with bacon! 8D

By: Super

Super — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:28:59 +0000

owww

By: Beccasaurus Rex

Beccasaurus Rex — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:15:02 +0000

Don’t forget to tenderize! Some people use the fancy meat tenderizers, but a rolling pin usually works just fine. <3

By: CopyNeko

CopyNeko — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:31:36 +0000

DR.OCTAGONAPUSBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

By: out of context

out of context — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:05:18 +0000

this book itself is the joke. its a satire.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:59:46 +0000

Heee! Scott’s delurk! What a historic moment!

By: lamapaj

lamapaj — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:41:58 +0000

Us? i get the feeling that you would be easy to lure into a “blendor”

By: Fails lol

Fails lol — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:25:26 +0000

You have to spray the inside with pam, then take out the chunks and pour out the juice.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:55:49 +0000

its funny when a “fail blog” fails

By: mushroom_win

mushroom_win — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:18:55 +0000

>:(

By: Madison

Madison — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:07:24 +0000

He’re’s the first chapter of the book:
How to Cook the Unlucky Gifted Child
First, you must find a gifted child. Go to your local kids hangout. Like a playground, school parkinglot, etc… Don’t go to Chuckee Cheese because they have kid check stamps. Once you have found a child that is plump and gifted you must capture the child and rape him/her. Threaten any witnesses, so they won’t tell the cops.
Once you have gotten your fat gifted child, take him/her to your residence. Remember to tie the child up and tape their mouth. Preheat your oven to 345 degrees. Once that is done untie your gifted child and put him/her on an oven pan. Season your gifted child with whatever sounds appealing. Kill him/her with a gunshot. If anyone hears do the same thing you did at the site you found your gifted child: threaten them. Remove his/her internal organs. Put the child in the oven and bake for 2:15.
…
Once you are done baking, put your gifted child on a platter and decorate with whatever sounds appealing. Now you are ready to enjoy your gifted child!
The next chapter will focus on how to digest the food and numerous recipies…
-_-

By: Madison

Madison — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:45:06 +0000

Idk y, but I think I just died of laughter. xD

By: Pepsi345

Pepsi345 — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:31:59 +0000

Gifted Children flavoured Pop Tarts?

By: thephantombloggerstrikes

thephantombloggerstrikes — Sun, 17 May 2009 05:37:43 +0000

John and Kate, I have bad news for you. But on the bright side I scored
a million on my SATs.

#38

By: bob

bob — Sat, 09 May 2009 02:48:43 +0000

REAL QUESTION Is how do u het a smart kid into a blendor u couldnt trick us into it lol

By: bob

bob — Sat, 09 May 2009 02:47:20 +0000

NO DONT EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!1

(YES IM A GIFTED CHILD)

By: 600th

600th — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:19:45 +0000

600th whoo

By: dood.poop.boob

dood.poop.boob — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:41:05 +0000

i dont get how this could be interpreted any other way…

By: lol

lol — Mon, 04 May 2009 07:33:36 +0000

l2satire failblog

By: DekuLink

DekuLink — Sun, 03 May 2009 05:37:49 +0000

brunch.

By: lol

lol — Sun, 03 May 2009 00:50:04 +0000

This is a humor book, I read about it somewhere

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 02 May 2009 23:05:42 +0000

It’s a spoof book – check out the Amazon.com review. Who’s the f*ing fail?

By: Eelkonio

Eelkonio — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:40:59 +0000

Hear, hear. If failblog attempts to ironically blog irony, I’m off to some more intelligent site.

By: Sue

Sue — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:57:58 +0000

photoshopped? O-o
either way, i still lol’d ><

By: sam

sam — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:12:37 +0000

This isn’t a fail-
It’s a satire.
Silly.

By: rgear

rgear — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:47:54 +0000

IT IS A JOKE BOOK
LOOK IT UP ON AMAZON

By: spam lister

spam lister — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:44:15 +0000

Did a google search. It’s not fake, it’s a comedic book.

By: hyper

hyper — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:24:39 +0000

wat a fail…

By: MoonHitler

MoonHitler — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:10:30 +0000

Oh, didn’t see Sarah’s comment.

By: MoonHitler

MoonHitler — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:09:08 +0000

It’s not really a fail, considering it’s meant to say that; it is actually called ‘How to raise your IQ by eating gifted children’.

By: Spaz

Spaz — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:59:23 +0000

Satire is truly dead.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:50:19 +0000

Not fake. It’s listed on Amazon.com. It’s a satire. “People who bought this book also bought ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’”

By: Mega

Mega — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:34:21 +0000

Real book. Satire. Not really a fail.

By: phoenix_paradox

phoenix_paradox — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:32:14 +0000

LOL a perfect reading for Dr. Hannibal Lecter!!!!

By: w00teth

w00teth — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:05:08 +0000

Oh shit, now people are going to eat me 0.0

By: Cervantes

Cervantes — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:06:34 +0000

Actually no, this is a real book, written by Lewis Burke Frumkes, look it up on amazon, its a satire, and no, thats not the standard background for Mac osx, get your facts right

By: screamingdolai who screams...AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAHHHH

screamingdolai who screams...AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAHHHH — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:10:22 +0000

…Barry and Levon fit the disco ball well with $240 worth of gifted children pudding.

By: scarecrow

scarecrow — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:56:37 +0000

Indeed it does… Indeed it does…

By: John

John — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:55:58 +0000

This book is supposed to be funny, it is written by a satirist.

From the Amazon page:

“Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America’s very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them… And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious “Gifted Child Fricassee.”

http://www.amazon.com/Raise-Your-Eating-Gifted-Children/dp/0595002366

NOT ACTUALLY A FAIL, DON”T BE SO LAZY FAILBLOG

By: Not Me

Not Me — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:29:53 +0000

Sigh.

By: Not Me

Not Me — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:27:57 +0000

Brunch?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:11:59 +0000

There can be only one!!!

By: ElWray

ElWray — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:42:16 +0000

Cannibal Win…

By: Gifted Child

Gifted Child — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:15:53 +0000

I no longer feel safe
>.>

By: Pyro

Pyro — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:01:33 +0000

I hope you guys realize that the author is a satirical writer. If you read the first few pages given in the preview of the book on some store sites, its actually quite funny. You have to keep in mind at some parts that it was written in the 70′s.
Aside from facts, that’s the best title for a book EVER!

By: Caleb

Caleb — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:19:51 +0000

What was the actual title of the book?

By: duckbutt

duckbutt — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:58:28 +0000

I looked at this for a good minute thinking it was a word placement fail. Can’t believe this is an actual book! Satire win!

By: Rattus

Rattus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:56:29 +0000

I would say ‘seconds!’ ;9 yummy!

By: Ramfis

Ramfis — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:57:45 +0000

So, do you like, absorb the smarts by osmosis?