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Its so fancy
i guess its ur taste
Uri taste?
Uri Geller?
urine jelly?
TASTES LIKE GRANDMA!
BUT WITHOUT THE PANTS !!!!!
PANTS MAKE HER CHAFE!
baconlube!
I SUBMITTED THIS VAN MONTHS AGO!
My friend saw this van parked and took a picture of it. We made a fail from it called “Stretch Limo Fail” and when that didn’t end up on the site, submitted, “Do It Yourself” fail.
The picture I have is clearer and closer too. Ah well. For those who are curious, the van drives around in the Northern VA area.
K is that you??
I believe I seen something similar roaming around the countryside of Missouri two years ago…
Wholly crap! I’ve seen this thing too in Northern VA… It was driving on I-66 and I pulled up right next to it and took some quality photos. It had Missouri plates on it too. I remember thinking “man, I should submit this to Failblog!” Good show!
A perfect model to keep those whiney kids in the backseat quiet!
maybe someday i can be that fancy… i only hope
Poor photoshop Fail.
I agree .You people who think this is real are retarded. You can see the light on the back of the first van.
No, you fail. There’s this thing called REFLECTION.
And also, the fact that people are dumb enough to do this shit.
Hey, that’s my car!
Oh sam
Not really.
But in your own mind sure.
for once in sam’s life he got to write first..
y must u need one, unless ur really a fat dirty old man… think about it.
no way this is real
Now all we (DON’T) need is pro, than the troll gathering is complete.
*then
dont worry I can fill in for him
also on a diffrent subject wernt you the fbi last time i saw you?
NOT onitoring the site?
dont worry I can fill in for him
also on a diffrent subject wernt you the fbi last time i saw you?
NOT monitoring the site?
well that was weird
Indeed.
thus
I like the square in the middle … must be where the air-conditioner is mounted.
so what’s it like being the Internet’s personal douche bag?
Hey everybody! Muck is gonna tell us his story!
*sits down*
the fantastic part about this, is there are about 4 of you morons that really take ‘Internet Policing’ seriously. Get over yourself, the rest of us have.
Social interaction is social interaction, in the real world or on a blog.
You have to expect consequences for misbehaviour. Don’t be surprised that no-one likes you!
It is real. My friend took a picture of it too. I can email it to you. It drives around in the Arlington, VA area.
Sam, since you’re here, please tell me the title of your thesis, or even better provide a link.
Human Psychology: The secret to annoying bloggers
I fail at many things but your thesis is going well, yes?
And here I thought a thesis and PhD was a public thing! Foolish me.
Oh, by the way, if you’re working on topsecret information, how come I just found out your IP address : 82.186.17.42 ?
HAHAHA… I dare you!
czuhc, i like the way u think
Apparently you didn’t want to. Thanks for that.
*roffles*
hmm.. that ip-adress is going to milano.. we got you soon!
security should always be open.
So personal it exists only in your mind?
Yes, I wish I had the intelligence to invent a thesis I can’t name and pretend it’s a matter of national security.
I’ve got two doctorates, only my mum says I’m not allowed to tell you what they are.
Should I claim to have a certificate to prove I have a life as well?
For someone who claims proof of intelligence you sure don’t show any.
I’ll hack my computer too then.
What do you say to that?
You’re so well protected I can’t hack my own computer?
sam has to reassure ppl that he is so powerful (on the internet) wonder how ur like in real life?
I’m the one who has no life and yet you’re the one threatening strangers over the internet?
Hmmmm.
No, you don’t have his stupidity. You have much, much more than that.
sam is insulted and shall leave now. LOL
Writing another thesis that can’t be divulged to anyone? That doesn sound like hard work.
*takes ‘n’ back*
*gets the baconlube ready*
Should I stand aside for this?
Sounds like it’s going to be messy, Jam.
Not really. Sam’s anus is already stretched (now you know why his dog has this content expression on its face), you can throw in the popatos from a distance.
*potatos. Or pooptatos.
You might have to, I don’t want any distractions
*squeezes Granny*
*leaves thread*
Have fun with Sam!
Can I assist? I can hold the bow(e)l if you want.
Do you have a heavy duty license? Yeah I might need you to hold it up from dragging on the floor afterwards.
HAHA!
I have now deemed this the blog of insults.
Everyone did wake up grumpy today.
Don’t attack and don’t say first. Then you wouldn’t have to.
Your bum?
What’s the diminutive of ‘bum’?
blumpkin? I know Sam’s keen on giving them
Gherkin? The surprise pickle!
Morning GCF
*squeeze*
The best unexpected thing you never knew you needed
*squeeze*
Morning Mr T. Moomin
Morning ALL!
Evening, all!
*squeezes if you want ‘em*
Howdy
*squeeze*
Squeezes are always welcome.
*squeezes kannadzuki*
Thanks!
*jumps into thread, squeezes everyone except Sam, jumps back out*
oi, Small And Menstrating, if you can hack tell me what is the best way to extract passwords from a page that uses PHP. You can’t tell me so you fail.
Blurf?
This is a bit of a stretch!
This is why I invented a shrink ray
all so lame…
You’re the judge of these things?
What else is lame. I would hate to be a lamer.
ur not a lamer, but it is lame how ppl can get so provoked by comments.
is that so!? well iof you feel that way then you can just….just… WAH!
lame slag
Don’t waste your fingers Technicolor. It’s really not worth it.
Right.
You can waste them on me! Bring some colour to this old Granny’s life
Teleportation gone wrong?
Hiro’s new wheels.
The Brundle-car.
*is afraid*
*is very afraid*
Morning all!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Arthur, we’re having an insult day it seems. It’s a blood bath in here.
I’ve noticed. I tried to contribute a little, but I think I will soon go back to good old troll-ignoring.
Good morning.
*ANKLE SQUEEZE*
The day is lovely outside! How are you?
Hello my friend!
*ankle squeeze*
It indeed is a beautiful day again. I think it’s now three weeks in a row of sunshine – amazing! I’m doing good, thanks. How’s your day?
Glad to hear it.
I am fine, pootling around at work.
Going to go for a stroll at lunchtime to enjoy the weather. Sadly there’s nowhere scenic near work. It’s bright and cool, perfect weathed for an amble.
Are you going to get outside today?
I was already and later on I will go for another walk. The weather report for tomorrow had bad words in it…
Blinded with science.
I have sore eyes and I’m only imagining the mechanics.
Better than being crippled by math
FRIST!!!!!!
you late biotch
abit arrogant. is this the first thing u’re ever proud of urself?
take a few steps back. im not tryin to assure ppl i have a life
Can you two maybe go to another place to discuss who’s more of a troll? Oh, and if you ask me it’s a draw.
Its a potato stuff off! who can stuff the most potatos wins the spot under the bridge
As I said, a draw.
They won’t get many in there. They’re both too full of sh*t!
Contrary to human beings trolls have shit in their head. Plenty of space in the rear.
That would explain a lot. JUST enough electrical activity happening up there to allow fingers to press keys on a keyboard.
take a good look at the mirror, whats full of sh*t??
*looks in a mirror*
Hmm… still you.
Why is this guy so obsessed with avatars? Does he think he’s so amazing because he has some stupid ass anime character as his?
Someone finally responded to a penis extension email!
u need one im assuming
Cindy, please don’t be insulting!
Is that your stripper name by the way?
is that ur real face by the way? i pity ur face!
Actually…. yes! HAHAHA!
I like jam’s face!
Aww.. thanks czuch! *squeeze*
jam is very sweet. xx
I do make people lemon curd’le sometimes.
*squeezes SC*
I pity this fool.
i pity it too.. poor thing to live with such a so-called-face.
But Mommy says I’m handsome
*sobs uncontrollably*
It’s a pity you’ll never be as pretty inside or out.
*squeeze*
What’s with the yellow antenna thingy on top?
Cat detector van?
I think that tells you there’s a sim inside?
Wow, Sam’s first real insult! You’re getting better (worse, that is), Arschgeburt.
its a street sign
get a life, look closer.
ur retarded. threatening ppl over the internet. dont u find that at least a lil bit lame?
*cheers**bays for blood*
*gets hacked, falls to the floor clutching what used to be a document but turned into a gay mag from sam*
This picture is sort of like a reverse optical illusion for me. I have to keep reminding myself that it’s not from a film double-exposure.
WHAT cat detector van?!?
From the ministry of housinghe.
“Housinghe”???
MP
It was spelt like that on the van.
(etc)
Only if your cat is named “Eric”.
OH OH!!
Morning people!
Morning.
*squeeze*
Whatcha up to? I might prefer work today after all these insults.
Am there.
Work is for the poor. Surely We’re not poor.
I can’t help but be at my work!
I am.
OMG!! It’s another preview of the Sims 3!!!
AT first I was like WTF!!!???
But I get it now.
You get a cookie.
HAHA! You’re right! Everything likes like the preview of the Sims 3! The Road, buildings, the crytsal…. hahaha!
OMG! At first, I thought that the “fail” is about that crystal… Seriously, I didn’t notice that weird car xD
PC gaming will kill us all 0.o
I saw a plumbbob too… Damn you, gaming.
OH….. Thats Obamas new limo… I like.
*sounds the alarm*
RACIST RACIST RACIST….
Doing the best with what you have WIN?
I can’t answer that. National security, you know.
Its either a work in progress or a prototype. Right?
Sorry, that’s also confidential.
youtube-Mitch and reeves—-
That sounds like work. I hate work.
Shut up.
Nice clickie, you a fan of the toast slave?
Come on! Wheres the pool?
If only I could do my high school Senior Prom again, I would drive this.
It’d be a lot classier than some of the other stuff in rural Ohio, too, more’s the pity.
That thurr is sum down right high class stuff.
Didn’t they do that on Top Gear already?
Oddly none of them tried to make limos out of vans. Maybe they’ll do that as a sequel episode.
That would be awesome! I thought the same thing (Top Gear) when I saw it and then remembered it was small cars they made into limos. They made minivans into convertibles in one episode. And started a fire in a car wash. Hahaha. Gotta love that show
You bet they did! The stretch Reliant Robin was the best of the three.
XD glad to see I’m not the only one who thought “TOP GEAR!” when I saw this.
It may appear to fail, but you will see that in years to come, all spacecraft will be based on this original and brilliant design.
*slouches back in chair after giving away priceless information*
Af-Ford-able Econoline Lemo(n.)
Look real closely at that part that connects the front and back: “Please don’t steal my crap. Thanks.
“
HAHA!
See?? I KNEW it! “FB recycled photo fail!! Photoshop fail!!1 lolololzOMG!!!11!!1″
Please Sparky, stop that. I know you’re joking, but it opens the flood gates.
Yeah, you’re right. I realized that right after adding it. I think I need to avoid this site till after my 4th or 5th cup of coffee.
*hands Sparky a strong coffee*
There ya go!
Thanks, Jam. *gulp* More. Must…have…more.
If you need coffee to avoid lolspeak you should have an IV bag with coffee at all times.
Oh, I’ve considered that, Arthur. Or even just eating the coffee dry; I’m almost there as it is! But the big problem I’m trying to deal with now is getting my monitor to stop shaking. I wonder what makes it do that.
Attach the monitor to your body. Shaking simultaneously is almost as good as not shaking.
This is rare footage of minivans reproducing. You can see the white male penetrating the significantly larger blue female after distracting her with a yellow sign he brought as a gift.
“And you’ll ‘reproduce’ security and peace of mind for your family with life insurance from Mutual of Omaha.”
I don’t know what disturbs me more.
The fact you describe it so well, or the fact I read it and thought ‘yep, that makes sense’.
What would they use for lube?
Most automakers suggest 10W30.
Looks like top gear got a hold of it!
mitch and reeves on utube!!!
Stop that.
if just 3 people give it a rating of 5 stars- i swear i will stay of the coments of failblog-
signed – allstaff at mitch and reeves chanel of youtube
Ok, I’ll start.
Done.
just 2 more and well be on gone
3 comments, cheers enjoy ur failing
Bye. And thanks to the unknown third person!
Done.
it’s from an actual ad for an “extended version dual minivan” with “some work needed to convert inside”
http://www.usedottawa.com/classified-ad/8756322
Cant be as bad as the ones on Top Gear.
Sordid AMoeba
Ass Slavering Simpleton
Mud Sucking Lifeform
Samassmsl?
Sam Ass Missile. Best I could do.
*ass missile’s Sam*
She/he/it is a turd.
Hee!
*squeeze*
i WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got dibs on the hot tub!
I’ll watch the 37″ flat screen and control the jet flow for you.
He adds his own bubbles.
I’ll open the sky light then!
the only fail about this is the bad photoshop job.
It really is real. My friend took a picture of the same van, and we submitted it months ago to failblog. The van drives around Arlington, VA. I have the picture if you’d like it by email.
probably had one to many babies…
now that’s what i called homemade
that’s the Octo-Limo she got to go along with the house.
It looks like Halo when you interlock two Double Boxes.
Those crazy rednecks.
OMG! That limo showed up two doors down from me. It was really sketchy because it stayed there for like 2 hrs before the police arrived because the neighbors called them in.
octmom’s car?
octomom*
fake
My friend took a picture of the same van in Arlington. I have a picture taken in daylight (and closer up) if you’d like to see that its a real van. She said she had to pull over and take a picture of it cause it was just a crazy van to see on the road.
Actually, I saw this van-ish thing in the Great Smokey Mountains National Park, I had to take a double-take!
it is a quest giver… ive wiped three times, anybody know if the reward is worth it?
haha i was thinking the same thing
lol, nice mod
holy god, i just tried to read through some of these comments…you guys are worse than the people on aol news.
Where did Sam go?
Wait….. McDonald’s opened… he’s gone to work.
Red Green would be proud of such a brilliant contraption. And not even abit of duct tape that I can see!
actually…. this was custom built for John & Kate plus 28
Ha! Ha! Chuckle! Chuckle! Snicker! Snicker! You get my drift. I don’t think humans should have children in litters.
#34
kinda reminds me of something on the red green show
Its Shoped
Not sure this isn’t a WIN!
How much did it cost to do that? Probably too much.
I’m completely enthralled in your beautiful speech about how fake this picture is, because, like everybody else on the internet, I totally care about what people say in stupid, trollish rants. Please, elaborate some more on how fake this picture, because it’s such interesting material.
Um oookay. if this WAS real, it wouldn’t look like this. there’s no support in the middle, there seems to be some sort of square thing in the second vans window, there are no doors except the front. it looks like a crappy attempt to get attention, which worked, cuz we’re all commenting. All you aholes who write: “oh this is real, i’ve seen it dur-hur” need to not breed. morons.
Replying to all those who say that this is a fake picture of the two vans spliced together. Its not. My friend took a picture of the van (it drives around Arlington, VA) and we tried submitting it to failblog. I still have the original picture if you want it by email. Mine is taken in the daylight and a closer up picture.
ghetto-zine!!! comes with directions! now get two vans chop one in half with a cooking knife or tire iron then shuv the 1/2 van into the backside of the other van like their mating violently and duck tape to your hearts content!!
That’s not a fail, that’s a win!
Win.
Why that is at the utmost level of luxury.
that so reminds me of Top Gear!!! XD
Pic is Ps’d
I can only hope that one day I will be taken to prom in a limousine of such class.
dude win lol
FIRST
It’s a limivan!
Teh awesomeness is blinding me.
Mebbe limosine fail, but Red Green wannabe WIN
More of an epic win
Creativity Win
THIS IS A WIN! not a fail.
Test…
test2
LOL My husband and I have seen this van in the Gatlinburg, TN area October of 2007! I too have pictures of it!
right… dur hurr! send me one.. LOL!!! like this van is real?
i totally saw while driving through this in pikeville, TN. i couldn’t get a picture of it, though hahaha. awweesssommmee.
I didn’t think they would take Red Green so seriously
Um oookay. if this WAS real, it wouldn’t look like this. there’s no support in the middle, there seems to be some sort of square thing in the second vans window, there are no doors except the front. it looks like a crappy attempt to get attention, which worked, cuz we’re all commenting. All you aholes who write: “oh this is real, i’ve seen it dur-hur” need to not breed. morons.
hahah, on mini vans like that.. the door is on the right side not the left.. fail on you
thats a win to me but whatever.
That’s about as pretty as a newly hatched baby bird…
Seriously… very poor Photoshop effort. I don’t doubt there are limos out there that are hideous, but this is just a fake photo.
lol the yellow sign makes it look like a sim walking to it, if only it was grenn
lol the yellow sign makes it look like a sim walking to it, if only it was green
FAIL! I would NOT ride in it.
I would ride in that limo even if you paid the limo hire company
Someone else can ride in it not me.
That is not legal so why would you go in it.
IDK if it is necessarily a fail, paint it black, tint the windows, put a hot tub in that back part, replace the seats… I would ride in it.
i unno if your like me i see that as a win if it actually works. i mean come one.
MESSEDUP
Red green must of done this one… DUCT TAPE FTW
It’s luxury at long last to trailer parks nationwide. Your own personal limo with four payments of $29.95!