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I need a lerning cd.
Brought to you by the teachers who make a differance.
Say that agian. And there will be definitly blood maybe!
I dont see no problm here.
Your not seeing the problem their?
They accidenty the sign.
That sign seams writen prety good. It dosen’t halve any noticable erorrs that I no of.
*Thwacks over the head with a rolled up newspaper*
We can’t have that many errors in a sentence go unpunished.
*Rubs sore forehead*
Yeow! Ever heard of “spelling errors for comedic effect”? On another note, I probably should have comma-spliced the two sentences in that post together, nothing says “I didn’t pay attention in English class” like constant comma splicing.
Oh I understood what you were going for, but there is a limit. Over the top effects result in the opposite of one’s intention.
You probably don’t realize that you just thwacked one of the main founders and co-hosts of Grammarian’s Corner.
You’re lucky he didn’t split you open with a light saber.
Are you going to FOOOOM!!!! him, Dragon, for that act of misjustice?
Um, I’m sorry, I didn’t know.
*Hands over rolled newspaper*
*Bows head and braces for impact*
Can I get a list of all members please. Of all important groups.
The most important group is Simon, Nick, John and Roger
Simon from simon says? Nick fury, John elway and Mr. Rogers.
Together they form the Wombles.
Do they have a catch phrase?
DOT ORG!
*roffle!*
*confused look* Explanation anyone, from about wombles on…
Clickie for Wombles.
The DOT ORG is a reference to FB videos
Thanks.
Gutted. I thought I was mad… =D
Did the paper not have a spell checker?
You meant spel cheker right?
.
Digging for gold?
Liked the link! Not so sure about my lunch though…
Awww. Have some of mine then. Everyone likes curried beef and rice.
Oh, and Rogue…I see what you did there.
*snork*
It also can say, I am German.
I si no problm, eithur.
I need a spouse that doesn’t snore. Or a roll of duct tape. Either will work.
If you use duck tape it’ll drive him quackers.
That’s fowl.
Let’s not make poultry excuses…
People will start crowing…
Yeah, they don’t really need much egging on, either..
And that’s no yoke!
Why are we all shelling out puns?
Birds of a feather….
Cluck together?
Hubby might fly the coop you duct tape him like that…
OMG even failblog made a pun!!
Who? (who? who?).
LOL Sambo! 10 points for noticing
Good to see we all keep our eggs in one basket around here…
That last one was a bit of o-stritch, though.
You think that was bad, I am all emutional over it.
Has anyone seen the new Steven Seagull movie yet?
I’m not…I thought it was a hoot.
I’m not…I thought it was a hoot..
Because we’re all cracked.
Hey Castrated Dumped Damned Zombie Moomin,
I love your name and the pun train you started.
Thankyou wordacious. Like your name, is it a portmanteau?
*squeeze*
Ok, I’m sorry Mr Moomin, please take this old granny back. My life’s just not the same without you. x x x
*squeeze*
Meet me out the back with the foam-filler gun for shenanigans.
Industrial works just as well, trust me.
I meant industrial adhesive, whoops
Like Mighty Mend-It?
*cough*
superglue
*cough*
I find expanding foam filler (like the stuff used to keep that car window in on a previous fail) works particularly well for snoring
A splendid point!
Probably good for other bodily applications as well
Oh, my mind just went to a very bad place…
I hope it wasn’t the waist…that would be a terrible thing.
No…just a tad bit below it…
I always suspected we were joined at the mind.
AA, every now and again you will post a comment that will make me snicker all day, and also make me very frustrated because I can’t explain it to anyone and have them snicker with me.
This is one of those comments.
Thanks fluffy. I think you just turned my day around. *hugs*
Yad ym?
Hee….!
I love it when other people admire my admirable Admiral.
It has the strength to withstand storm-force winds!
Gah. What’s wrong with me? Get out of my head, Billy Mays!
I need a gun.
You owe me a Frosty.
I’ll just give you the money and you’ll go and buy your frosty, pretending this never happened, ok?
You know it can’t go down like that! They’ll figure it out! And then what?
And then drama ensues.
Dun ta duhh.. Hey JasonK you are cheating.
*Runs through the village waking up the folk to let them know of this travesty.*
*squeeze*
My hero!
*squeeze*
Why hello there fair maiden. How are we today?
You need to start form the bascics
What is wrong with it…..I M shaw glad i be hooked on fonix
If you love this kind of humor….gotta go check out Yakkering.com
They must teach lolspeak
How where you castrated my dear Zombie moomin?
This monday is not a good one is it now?
In the last fail.
There were some cutting remarks.
Ah, that’s a shame.
Out of curiosity, Moomin, what if I blessed you?
I’ve already granted him immunity!
Dark Lord of the Fail? But aren’t you J- oh never mind.
Chances are, I’d just get more confused than I already am. Doesn’t take much
Thankyou for the offer though.
Never hurts to pad your screenname.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*whistles innocently*
Wha?
Are we all getting ridiculously long names now?
opps, had a typo in my ridiculously long name
*swims against the current*
I’ve decided less is more.
Curses! Defeated by the laws of alphabetization!
He went to the beach.
That’ll larn ya, you chit’lin.
BURMA!!
Why’d you say that?
SHAVE!!
I was hoping the reply would be ‘I panicked’.
*sigh*
*sigh*, that’s what I was going for. I just replied too late.
I don’t get it.
It’s a Monty Python thing.
Oh! I usually recognize those references, but I missed that one.
I never get any of them.
*squeezes velvet and Dark lord of the Fail*
*squeeze velvet, Dark Lord of the Fail, & the Castrated Dumped Damned Zombie Moomin God of Dogs*
*squeezes velvet, Dark Lord of the Fail, the Castrated Dumped Damned Zombie Moomin God of Dogs, and The Castrated Dumped Damned Zombie Moomin God of Dogs’ Decrepit Zombie Slave.*
(phew!)
YOU! *SQUEEZE*
I’ve been waiting for you.
Bod popped by on Saturday night, he says he is doing well and will try to be on again soon!
How are you?
What about me?
*sigh*
*squeezes jam*
That sounds so wrong!
*squeeze*
You’ve been waiting for me? I feel so special. Did you tell him I was asking for him? I sorry I missed him.
I’m doing pretty good. How are you Moomin? Or should I call you Master?
I was actually just thinking about him this morning. I’m not really sure why, but I was.
Yes to tell you about Bod doing well, it’s sad you missed him. He said he would try be on again soon though.
Only a couple of us caught him on line, it ws on the ID Check FAIL.
Sorry, I said a general ‘We’ve missed you’ for all of FB.
You must have felt his presence.
It’s been a weird day Slave, you may call me Moomin
*squeezes…all of the above*
*tries to nest above*
*fails*
You really have no idea how weird of a day it’s been Moomin lol.
Also FAILs at nesting, but does remarkably well at *SQUEEZing*
I started out as a zombie moomin, everything else happened here.
Whats happened in your world mmc?
It’s a veritable squeeze-fest!
*squeezes the whole nest*
*group squeeze*
Just a whole lot of weird things Moomin. I lost my vision in my right eye this morning (luckily it came back shortly after). Something has just seemed off lately, it’s tough to explain.
I’m glad you’re vision came back, that’s worrying.
I hope things get better and don’t off for long.
You have May to look forward to
It actually used to happen all the time, but it stopped for a while. I’m not quite sure why it happened again. I’ve been lucky where it’s never happened in both eyes at the same time. My eye doctor is completely puzzled.
Ooooh…mr. cuddles!
*squeeze*
That’s peculiar. I hope it’s not a sign of worse to come. *squeeze*
Believe me, nothing is going to take me down, nothing! Especially not before I get to talk to Bod again! lol *squeeze*
That’s the spirit!
For Bod!
*squeeze*
Awwww Cuddles! That’s kinda scary… *SQUEEZE* and for Bod *REMOTE SQUEEZE*
Butterstrudeln!
He didn’t have to but he does have one already, its his trademark blue diamonds and white triangles.
Prezackly.
JasonK is resplendent in his trademarked PurpleBlueDiamonds™, and we love him that way.
I’m starting a novel this afternoon.
It shall be called “Sam: FAIL”.
Look for it around December on the NYT Best Sellers list.
WN I don’t doubt your writing skills, but no one will want to read about such drivel.
You do have a point.
Perhaps looking for it in the Sasketchewan, Nebraska Daily News C lassifieds sometime in December would be more appropriate.
*removes superfluous space*
No I liked the extra s pace you gave us to respond in.
What type of book, I know you can only understand those colo(u)ring ones, would you like me to make one for you?
I panicked.
*squeeze*
*squeeze* Ooops – a midget head popped out!
That’s probably the sanest thing that’s happened here today.
*squeeze*
What’s going on, Moom? I go away for a few days and all hell breaks loose!
We lack your calming influence?
Poor Moom! Do you want me to tie you up and push some potatoes and baby brains up your bum? That usually makes you feel better.
Thankyou for the offer, but I’m feeling a little tender in that whole area after the castration.
How’s the holiday today?
Great! Nice city, perfect companion.
Huzzah!
*squeeze*
MOOOOOKIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Good ta see ya
:: look the other way ::
*potatoes while LEILA looks the other way*
Didn’t even need Jules this time.
*flees*
Moomin, are you just obsessed with my behind? LOL …haven’t you seen the EXIT ONLY sign back there?
I deny everything.
*squeeze*
I farted.
I shall alert the media.
*calls CNN*
Since they tend to specialize in crappy reporting
I vote you call NBC.
I would suggest FOX, but they would call your flatulence socialist and un-american.
Spreading the smell?
A vast right-smell conspiracy!
*calls FOX due to the socialist and un-american nature of the gaseous excretion*
Someone needs to do the right thing here.
*phones Dr. Laura*
*phones Dr Ruth*
I lern pretty fast.
hoo dozent?
I am PRAYING this does not open the door to LOLspeak on failblog.
But, to go with the FailFlow…
I lerns gooder when I’s on my computer.
Blocks the door. I might be not a god anymore but i will give everything I’ve got to stop it!
Thank you. Now you don’t have to die, just hurt for a while.
*screams in pain*
Your a bit rude for the savior of failblog..
owch!*Cries*OUCH
Alright, that’s enough now. You’ve done well, hairy!
Does reading lolspeak give anyone else a headache or make them physically ill?
Yes.
physically and phonetically ill.
It blinds me with rage.
It seems to be contagious. We had an outbreak last week. Horrifying!
Allo, how are we today?
Doing pretty well, thanks. The weather finally decided to catch up to Spring this weekend! Yay for sunshine!
How about you?
Here in Toronto, well its downright gloomy, raining today, it will rain tomorrow and well its not at all nice. I on the other hand am doing just grand as I am almost done my school year.
Lucky you. I still need to work for 3 month’s till my summer vacation..
I am sooooo happy to be done with school. Feels good to be free of homework, but I gotta say I miss having a summer break…Growing up sucks!
Not really that lucky, this week is review week for 7 exams next week. Benefit and the curse of college.
Ah yes, you have my sympathy.
Me thanks you for that. *squeeze*
I feel your pain. I’ve got exams coming up in two weeks…though not quite as many as you seem to have.
I think computer cd-roms is not that smart either.
What is it saying in there? Family murdering?
And why is this kid’s room behind a trellis in the garden?
I’m actually the one who submitted this fail, and it’s not in a kid’s room. It’s actually a front display at a thrift store. -_-
YESH! HAHA PHOTOSHOPTTT!!! LOZLZ!11!!! DUN TINK IS NOT COZ IT DO IS!
You said if you did that one more time, violence would be allowed.
*takes fighting position*
I will not fight back. It was stupid.
Please die.
God, i am no more… A god would never do such a thing.
By this i throne The Castrated Damned Dumped Zombie Moomin the new god of dogs..
…as well as of several species of small furry animals, grooving together with a pict.
One of these days, I’m going to cut those small furry animals into little pieces.
Thanks Sam. I was just fooling around.
Now I’m singing F-F-F-Foooliiin…
You know, i like this one actually. But i will do everything for you my dear Sam.
Pssst… Ignore the Troll… They can’t see you if you don’t talk to them…
Is it still a troll if it is interacting intelligently? (for the most part anyway)
Borederline… we don’t have to remove it for now…
Is this about my social skills?
Not you, Sam.
I am not Sam!
I know you didn’t mean it like that but i still wanted to say it.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Only if it’s in the dark and on a train.
I TEACHED hims on the privious phail. HE knowed what ROFL meens.
That was LOL my dead LEILA.
OOPS! i called you my dead LEILA! when i wanted to call you
my dear LEILA
Freudian slip WIN!
–
I will be watching you VERY closely going forward.
Thank you. I need some sort of supervisor.
*volunteers to supervise as necessary*
Please take him. He is too much for me to handle.
I do. Actually someone explained me a few days ago..
Rolling On the Floor Laughing? I guess it was. I saw some more of these:
OMFG
LMAO
GTFO
ZOMG
STFU
If you know what they mean please tell me. I have the feeling people call me names when they type stuff like that…
O my Fing GOd
Laughing my ass off
?
?
shut th f* up
Thanks that helps me on my way to kill all lolspeak. Or as some call it
L33tspeak..
There’s a big difference, just so you know, but it is stil a very honorable goal to kill both off.
There might be a difference. But they also have a big thing in common
They are both my enemy!
#1 correct
#2 also correct
#3 Get the F* out/off
#4 (resoundingly more strident) Oh my God
and yes #5 is correct as well.
DTH? (Did that help?)
… all of which can clearly be applied (including various combinations – i.e. ZOMG STFU, ad infinauseum) to every single comment (?) Sam has ever added (?) to Failblog.
Eeek! Bukkit, please! *corrects (as much as possible) ad infinauseum to plain, old etc. since I mucked it up entirely the first time*
*head desk*
Personally I love the new word. If you don’t want it, can I keep it? I promise to take good care of ad infinauseum for you!
I fail at gravatar.com. *cries* Maybe it’ll show up later.
Aha, but a lot of people use ZOMG when commenting on youtube.
Your “volontary” seems to be one “u” short, Sam. Here…
*passes u*
…as to the rest of your statement, I don’t think anything’s likely to help it.
Watch yourself! I might take yours.
Lol! I wonder how many real “fools” are still going to fall for this one!
You are no fool. You noticed it first.
That makes you: FURST!!11!!!
Sorry, i did it again.
The box on the left should contain just one CD-ROM.
hmm… I wonder whicch one it would be?
Just one. Doesn’t matters which one.
It should probably be the one of the “lerning” CDs that they have never used.
What makes u say its photshoped?
youtube-mitch and reeves…
Sarcasm it is once again my dear anon..
No offense meant, hairy, but do you speak English where you’re from? I’ve never seen grammar quite like that.
Sometimes it is on purpose. But i am from Hullandia if you really want to know.
Hmm.. I’d say RushFan’s IQ = 3. Thanks for not making me say it
Thanks, guys. I figured it was on purpose since there were some normal comments later. Just wanted to know though, because a lot of peoploe on here are from really cool places!
peoploe? where are you from? :p
Michigna, catuall.
Sammilein, du kleines Schwein,
stell mal dein Gesülze ein.
Learn to shut up.
: o lolAnonfail
Reply button…
I didn’t want to reply. I wanted to start a totally new commentary.
I started a totally new commentary.
*claps*
congratulations JasonK!
Are you celebrating 4/20?
Yes, the legendary day. 2009 when JasonK started his new commentary!
And you know what.. It’s working! he already has 3 reply’s!
Are you high? C:
No, at work.
Being at work doesn’t stop some of the people I work with. I suppose that their jobs are not that mentally taxing and so they can afford to be high.
Me neither. But that does not make me high.
Baaad date to celebrate!
That rhymes!
Call me Goethe. (Don’t!)
O.k.
And call me Karl.
Karl!
What a Kapital comment.
From each according to their ludicrosity, to each according to their spatulization.
Nice one, WN! You must have given your spellchecker seizures, though.
Are you referring to certian persons birthday?
*nods*
I agree. It’s a shame that the pot smoking holiday happens to fall on his birthday.
^ ‘ ^
^ `^
“
That’s not it. The mustache refused to stay where it belongs.
I get it. That’s funny.
4/29, to be precise. Or I think, it usually comes around 20th-29th of April.
lern2lern!
This is no fail. It’s probably German! Arthur?
Nope. Without -ing it would be.
Aha, well my last lesson in the German language was about 6 years ago.. So what was his motivation for calling the cd’s lerning?
Not being German?
I guess. Maybe it was someone who thought he was good at German and then called it Lerning… Can’t think of any other reasons. Except that this guy is a moron.
Obviously he didn’t lern enogh.
I wonder in what box should the computer lerning cd-roms be put.
Youtube mitch and reeves
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Updog
Ummm… What?
Trying to get his/her dog to jump possibly?
What what?
in the butt ~ samwell.
It’s official. Everyone not in Anonymous who uses the screenname Anonymous is a blithering idiot. Anon does not forgive, he doesn’t forget, and he sure as hell doesn’t mindlessly shill some crap Youtube video.
Sarcasm is your best friend.
Normally yes, but we had a fight earlier today. Sometimes I just don’t understand him.
His reasons shall not be questioned ~ a wise man.
Ours is not to reason why; ours is but to post or die.
~ Somebody, not me
My questions shall not be reasoned ~ an idiot
Youtube Barry and poop
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
Underdog
“Updog” sounds like an image on I Has a Hotdog!
Updog is up.
denglish ftw (denglish = deutsch + english (deutsch = german)), lernen = learn hrhr
I dun bot dis heer seedee and I lernded how to spoke more goodly!
aaah. in that case. Me learnt the cd to.
Whoa, what’s going on?
Room lost its entire sense and sensibility. Why do you ask?
Well… We are forming an army against internet Slang and Everybody makes the same joke about lerning it wif teh seedee mor goodly.
That’s whats going on i guess..
Oh man, it lost Sense and Sensibility? Note to self. Never loan a DVD to the room again.
Yeah, it pains me @ the Cellular level. Won’t happen again.
Then you should change your phone provider to Sprint.
But I like AT&T…
I went to do some classwork, and when I come back we’re in a conundrum.
this spell makes the baby jesus cry
Extra fail.
Where are the apostrophe’s on CD’s and CD-ROM’s?
ooooooh boy, where is the real CD rack? Why does he call a box that obviously contains CD-roms still ….. CD-ROM? Huh? OH SO MANY FAILS! Why did he made the signs
on yellow paper! ANOTHER FAIL!
Please, it is no fail. CDs does not need a ‘ because the difference between uppercase and lowercase already indicated that the ‘s’ does not belong to CD. If you really want to be a smart-ass
…then what?
Nothing actually. I just wanted to try to be as ‘wise’ as our friend Mijin.
Am *I* being whooshed now?
Obviously my previous post was a joke, hence the smiley.
I was obviously joking about the apostrophe, hence the smiley at the end of my post.
Loser’s…
For that matter, is it really necessary to write “Computer CD-ROMs”? The Department of Redundancy Department is going to have the jaws of their heads drop down when their eyes see that.
I was not serious. I just can’t stand smart-ass comments without any replies..
Sorry.
Speaking of CD, more often than not, I see people spelling it as CD’s. Isn’t that possessive as opposed to plural? What about TV’s? Drives me nuts!!!!! :: inserts crazy emoticon here ::
I would put one it, but I don’t know how.
Grmbl.. Hurts my brain. but I think TV’s is only correct when you say:
My TV’s antenna.. Or something like that. I have several TVs would be right to say.
I guess..
i agree, no hurt our heds…. we gets lerned cds, we no lerned us dangit!
Nice comment! you must have read the other 186 comments with the same clue in it? Please post some more.
You are 100% correct. I’m glad I’m not the only one who notices this.
Alrighty then my friends. My work day is over. See you tomorrow!
Lerning SeeDee…
LOL, gotta love those “lerning” CD’s LOL
RT
http://www.privacy.pro.tc
Hurrah for spambots!
They meant kerning cds of course.
Americas Army <3
This guy is lerning a lot with these CDs
I done lerned real good!
Why do I read that in a George W Bush voice?
Because you’re George W Bush! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
*scarpers*
Oh, wow. Look…over there!!!! :: hits cheney on the head with a shovel and takes shotgun and runs away ::
*Checks will and balance on life insurance*
I’m just going to stand directly behind you…and lessen the chance of my getting shot. Also…I believe I will wear this combat helmet and ballistic shield in front of me.
*Hides behind a quail*
He won’t think to actually shoot at the quail to hit me.
*Hides behind quail*
He won’t think to actually shoot at the quail!
By the way is anyone else getting a dangerous amount of their comments eaten?
:: Pounces and bestows a serious wedgie on Moomin ::
Yeep! *crumples to floor*
That wedgie was rather silly actually.
There is no such thing as a silly wedgie. :: stomps away. feelings hurt ::
Sorry Leila
*looks at floor and shuffles feet*
Aside from the fact that the Moomin hardly ever wears pants, or does he, I hope you were wearing pants, or LEILA is going to have to explain what she was pulling up.
She’s just nabbed Cheney’s gun.
I vote we run like the wind.
*flees*
The wind has LEGS???
*rethinks lifetime of learning (err…lerning)*
*mumbles to self “…and all this time, I thought only noses could run…”*
Thank you, TCDDZMGoD, I discover something new every day at Failblog.
May I “SQUEEZE” you?
argh . . .
*stealthily replaces quotation marks with asterisks*
Then I asterisks it was okay.
*ahem* …and how do YOU know that Moomin hardly ever wears pants. You said it was a fact. Hmmmmmmmm??????
Have you ever seen him wearing pants?
*waits for refutation*
Well there you go.
I thought the Emporer was the one without any clothes?
Moomin and I both have clothes, he just chooses not to wear them.
That sure is an awful lot to lern….
Given that 3.5 billion base pairs in the human genome equals to roughly 3.5 gigabytes and one ejaculation transmits up to 500 million copies of half that in about a second, the bandwidth required would be about 1.8e18 (roughly 2 exabytes) per second. Nah, I think they are pretty safe
They are for gaining raping experience.
haha, America’s Army woo!!!
somehow, im getting kinda bored of these fails… they just don’t fail enough.
and my avatar never works hmm……
Lerning be good.
lern to fail
I’m not sure which is worse, the spelling or the fact that they are trying to SELL a copy of America’s army, a free game.
derrrrn tutin’
A fail within a fail… America’s Army is a free game. haha
America’s Army is a free downloadable game.
FAIL NUMBER 2
How Ironic!
Vanna, I’d like to buy an “A”
that ottu lern yall a guud lessin
Hookd on foniks?
beautiful!
well, spelling IS a visual thing…