Mein vortrag handelt sich über baseball,
zuerst gehe ich etwas erzählen über baseball im allgemin, und danach gehe ich etwas erzählen über mein eigen baseballteam.
lol im not german dont worry i just copy pasted this shit xD
OMG!!! YOU’RE IN LCHS BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
Thank you that is the first thing I thought of when I saw it. It has to be fake there is no way you “happened” to show up only three minutes after the post was made unless you troll that place, which I doubt.
Has nothing to do with sex ed funding. Has to do with that abstinence only bs. I had that. Hell when my mom found out they weren’t teaching us about, yanno, sex, in sex ed, she was like “so wtf are we paying for again?” Because I had no idea what it was for the longest time.
Has nothing to do with sex ed funding. Has to do with that abstinence only bs. I had that. Hell when my mom found out they weren’t teaching us about, yanno, sex, in sex ed, she was like “so wtf are we paying for again?” Because I had no idea what it was for the longest time.
That does sound rather appealing… Mother of a cyber-Hercules! Can cause computers to explode! We might even make it on the cover of Scientific American!
I’m not a dog. I was just taking a walk from 1 to 2.
just to get a smoke and stretch for a moment. Designing all these websites
makes me drowsy…
Or maybe i am a webdesigning dog?!
*shuts down computer*
*chops it up with an axe*
*puts the pieces in a bag*
*throws it down the stairs*
*washes hands*
*washes basin*
*washes hands again*
*burns basin*
*burns hands*
*falls down the stairs* etc etc.
I-tiddly-I-tie eat brown bread
I saw a sausage fall down dead
A saveloy came and hit it on the head
I-tiddly-I-tie BROWN BREAD!
(I have no idea why we were taught that at primary school)
I have no idea Jam. We just got taught it.
Next you’ll be telling me you never learnt the song about hunting for whales? Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hey miss a day miss a doe miss a day
okki tokki unga
okki tokki unga
(I have no idea how the words were spelt and apologise to anyone I may have offended with this phonetic butchering of a traditional song).
I’ll have to have a session of trying to teach you songs I half remember some time
It’s nothing to be ashamed of. I’ve never met anyone who knows these songs.
If you’re going to write your own question to be a “funny” fail, you should probably wait more than 3 minutes after you type it before taking the screenshot so it looks like it’s at least possible that it’s a real question you stumbled upon…
Holy crap! I just found a website with pictures showing that celebrities look like other celebrities… I JUST SAW MICHEAL JACKSON ON THERE!!!!!!! *hides in corner*
There’s one, like where like, you can tell how sh!tty you’re life isand like people actualy can like vote on how someone or you’re life sucks or not and leave comments!
You know like when you’re mom finds all the 7 pictures on you’re brand new iPhone of yore 22 yr old boyfriend from Kansas’ pecker he sent you during 8th Grade Geography and the textes when you said you wanted to
lick it. And then she takes it away and grounds you for a week and like gives you grandma’s phone with the broken camera! It’s called MILC mylifeis crapdotcom.
Well alot of them where real. But since this was posted today and really soooo stupid that not even the guy who posted:
blind people what does this say:
“… …. . .. .. … ”
Would think this is real. I am still not sure if it is or not.
Sorry, joiex, if we had known that this fail wouldn’t get your approval we would have never posted it! Really, really sorry! Please come back for the next fail, we wouldn’t know what to do without you!
Sincerly yours
FB
“Okay, hon, your wifi is fully dilated. It’s coming out. Come on, now, you can do it. Just upload … and breathe … okay, not one more time, that’s it, and UUUPLOOAAD …
Its usually pretty obvious when these Yahoo Answers questions are fakes like this one. Because the fake ones always say they were submitted 3 minutes ago.
My response to this on Answers:
No football names. Will make your child appear as uneducated as you are. Unless your penis actually penetrated her vagina (which considering you did this over a webcam, it didn’t, and even in real life, your penis is probably too small to do any penetration anyway xD), there is absolutely NO chance she’s pregnant. Therefore, if you actually have a child, go ahead and give him a football name xD
At least they’ll learn real quick. I still remember the story of the strictly Christian raised couple who went to the fertility doctor because they weren’t getting pregnant. The first thing the doctor asks them is how many times they have sex. They were like, “Sex?”
These two had been so sheltered that they had no idea that they had to have sex to have children; they thought just sleeping together did the trick. So they had to go through some serious sex ed. Sigh.
why dont people do answebag? yahoo answers sucks ass
and yea why dont they wait a couple of days after posting atleast to make it seem realisic
or better yet get people to answer thier question as if they’re serious
I recognized this from the Yahoo! Answers site. My friends and I constantly post stupid a** questions in serious forums for the simple pleasure of seeing the reactions. This is probably one of my friends Qs. Intentional Fail!
This question was just asked 3 minutes ago on that print screen meaning that the person who sent u that FAIL are a FAIL as they made it up. its soo blatent why would sum1 3 minutes after being published look at it? AND straight away put it on this FAIL website… Rebbeca u are the FAIL loooooool
Lol Anyone can have sex online. Get a picture of Jim Carrey. If your a geek use photoshop on it to tweak him a bit xD. Stuff it infront of your camera. and Badabing you have online sex lol
As long as they visited Mr J they should be fine.
…or if he sat naked on a beach chair.
They should have installed a patch.
I think they should raise it together. Through the webcam
USBaby?
beta version
if it’s 1.2 it will probably be a he/she
Congratulations you two, it’s a blog!
Fake fail WIN! These dumb questions are never for real, stop posting them.
Exactly, note that it is 3 minutes old, nobody would find anything that fast.
yeah they wude
i always anwser to questions on the computer – internet part after about 2-5 mins, so yeah, 3 mins is normal
I just hope they had a trojan virus, because if not, they might be expecting a cyber baby!
Win
^^
DDD
Unsafe USB device removal. Please eject in the future.
I eject early a lot. That’s why you dumped me isn’t it?
I kept telling you, my front panel USB port works just as well as the one at the back, but you wouldn’t listen
That hurts my brain.
Soo… you’d rather he accidentally your front?
Or at least a reach around
No i think he’d rather him hurt in the back!
accidenty…. and yes LOL
lame
epic win
WIN
Haha! That was epic! If they have the same screensaver of a baby then
they probablycould do it great as USParents
LOL!!
Yes they should make sure that it is well fed and watered like a virtual plant!
they should raise the baby together on sims2 lol
fail
If she had her firewall running, it’ll be ok. But, if she had an open port, well….
As long as their computers had electronic condoms, they should be okay
It’s fake!
Its not fake, its a troll
Fake FTW! Mudkipz… I love them!
who cares if it’s fake? it’s still funny…
Obviously, since he took the screenshot only 3 minutes after this was posted.
why post these they’re all fake
It’s just not funny when the shit is posted 6 minutes ago
I don’t know about you, but I usually flush my excretions, not put them on the Internet.
Agreed, they should ban Yahoo answers.
You’re Fake.
Blatant hoax, why does everyone get so excited about wikianswer fake-fails???
FAIL! if you take a second look…its “yahooanswers” Crow FTW! XP
Could they be having a DIGIMON ???
They are so stupid they’ll be getting a NeoPet.
Hahahaha!!!
Mein vortrag handelt sich über baseball,
zuerst gehe ich etwas erzählen über baseball im allgemin, und danach gehe ich etwas erzählen über mein eigen baseballteam.
lol im not german dont worry i just copy pasted this shit xD
you’re in band, arn’tch ya?
OMG!!! YOU’RE IN LCHS BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
CANT BREATHE!! HAHAH FUNNY FUNNY!
lmao
lol Mr J is from the condom deal fail right?
Mr J’s FTW! or… FTP?
Hmm must be their first time.
Nice first time for a webcam.
Well at least we don’t have to worry about them procreating…
Wow epic fail. They really should teach that in schools.
How to post a fake stupid question on yahoo answers, wait 3 minutes, do a screen shot, then post it? Eh, the kids will figure that out on their own…
WIN
Thank you that is the first thing I thought of when I saw it. It has to be fake there is no way you “happened” to show up only three minutes after the post was made unless you troll that place, which I doubt.
i dont think its fake because it sais that his gf and the person who posted the pic is called rebecca g but idk..
See what happens when you cut Sex Ed funding?
Has nothing to do with sex ed funding. Has to do with that abstinence only bs. I had that. Hell when my mom found out they weren’t teaching us about, yanno, sex, in sex ed, she was like “so wtf are we paying for again?” Because I had no idea what it was for the longest time.
U = fail
even in the 50s of the last century there was pr0n…
pr0n=/=sex ed
You, my friend, just failed! ;D
He was joking, smartass.
Has nothing to do with sex ed funding. Has to do with that abstinence only bs. I had that. Hell when my mom found out they weren’t teaching us about, yanno, sex, in sex ed, she was like “so wtf are we paying for again?” Because I had no idea what it was for the longest time.
Fail…. nuff said
Come to the great state of Alaska…
Sarah Palin will teach you the blessings of abstinence…. we see how well it worked for her family…
amen, brother.
They better check themselves for a virus.
She’ll know she’s pregnant when she gets a craving for spam.
*roffles*
That made me laugh BFF!
He’s a funny guy! We just need to find some way of calming his trigger happy, explosive nature.
your comment is the funniest part of the whole thing
win.
Bahaha!
Best comment EVER
gotta watch out for cyberAIDS
better use a firewall next time.
they should’ve practiced safe sex. wrap the cam with a condom
yea dude
This is why you don’t give 12 year olds web-cams.
This is how 15 year-olds try to act cool making fun of 12 year olds.
Ahem.
*taps feet and raises eyebrow at hairy*
*wraps feet and shaves hairy eyebrows*
Damn you!
*sigh*
No hairs, no glory.
This is my lucky day.
*raises a hairy eyebrow*
Thanks, I’m actually 20.
Aha, me to.. Can we please make babies through the webcam?
i AM a god you know.. You could be the mother of cyber-hercules!
and your last name is damn?
That does sound rather appealing… Mother of a cyber-Hercules! Can cause computers to explode! We might even make it on the cover of Scientific American!
*highfive* WIN XD
PHOTOSHOSP!!!! U C IT 2?!!!!11?!!
If i do that one more time. You are allowed to use violence.
*gets ready with the universe implosion button*
why ‘universe’? The poor extra terrestrial’s didn’t hurt you, now did they. Miky way implosion is good enough. Thank you.
*looks around for Arthur*
*snickers*
*waves*
Ha, Mickey Way is a song by A Certain Ratio.
FACTOIIID
“Miky way implosion is good enough.” FAIL XD
I’m pretty sure that’s just the image in .jpeg format.
.GIF……. right-click -> view source..
I knew microphone wasn’t just for talking…
No, it’s also for pepper.
Sergeant Pepper?
*bands*
>Sergeant Pepper?
no, Dr. Pepper
Let’s put that in the proper format:
Dr. Pepper ?
*brands*
There. Better?
It sure feels better..
oh dear
Best comment till now! No sarcasm.
oh darling
oh edgar
Quoth the poet, “you called?”
O. Henry?
OH BABY!
Oh holy crap, I think I blew my foot off
Hey, Josh – I need a hand…
I hope he doesn’t find out its a Mac…
Donalds?
Goofys?
Mickeys?
adamia?
you’re so nuts..
you’re so snickers..
Interstate sex win.
yahoo fail
I’LL BE BACK! Time for my afternoon walk.
You might impregnate the walkpath.
Hairy is a dog?
See Hairy
See Hairy Run
Run Hairy Run
Spot Jane’s Dick, run run run
Dick’s spotted Dick.
Run Jane Run.
see Dick run after Jane.
Dick says its his first time, but Jane disagrees
I’m not a dog. I was just taking a walk from 1 to 2.
just to get a smoke and stretch for a moment. Designing all these websites
makes me drowsy…
Or maybe i am a webdesigning dog?!
mmmmm, do you have uncontollable urges to chase cars while on said walk? If so, you could well be a dog……..or a god
I do have that sometimes. But only if they have massive spoilers.
definitely a god then
In that case… can I be the dog-god?
*prays to Hairy*
Please keep those emo’s away from leg
Ill kill them all with the mighty power of ticks.
Let them suffer!
Hey baby, nice ticks!
Thanks ~ the ticks.
This why idiots shouldn’t have computers……
Cough*Thenwhyaretheresomanybrainlesstrollsontheinternet,bub?*cough
or girlfriends or the internet
myself included
Is this you dumping me
You weren’t supposed to see that post my darling cursed zombie moomin
Bloody hate Mondays. This is crap.
Me too man sucks bad.
Women sucks are better.
*sucks*
*films*
*shrugs*
Woo hoo! Uh oh…. where’s Mr J when you need him?
*Woof*
*meyow*
Wowie! Cat, are we enemy’s or friends? Usually dogs don’t like cats
But we knew eachother before i was a dog and before you where a cat…
Friends i guess?
0.0
I do. I’m crap at most things!
Nope.
Sex Ed Win! :p
How was it for you?
*snores*
Aaaaand….cut!
Ouch!
Free from the bench at last!
*walks bandylegged*
I suck but not that bad!
*falls over*
Careful, you could get pregnant!
*shuts down computer*
*chops it up with an axe*
*puts the pieces in a bag*
*throws it down the stairs*
*washes hands*
*washes basin*
*washes hands again*
*burns basin*
*burns hands*
*falls down the stairs* etc etc.
Granny, I thought you were protected! Tsk!
is it Alzheimer?
Or girlfriends on the internet?
Is that an offer?
*squeeze*
*offers the sheep wellies*
The ladybird and froggies are taken.
Very handy for trudging through that dirty mind of yours
You’ll need oilskins for that!
This Granny leaves a slick where ever she does go.
Snail trail?
Ok, today’s fail has most definitely brought out the worst in me!
No sausage jokes please…
*sigh*
I-tiddly-I-tie eat brown bread
I saw a sausage fall down dead
A saveloy came and hit it on the head
I-tiddly-I-tie BROWN BREAD!
(I have no idea why we were taught that at primary school)
Damn castrated sausage rhyming zombie moomin dumped my comment!
Moomin, what on earth is that?
We used to sing the alphabet song. I feel I’ve missed out.
I have no idea Jam. We just got taught it.
Next you’ll be telling me you never learnt the song about hunting for whales?
Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hex a cola mish a wam i
Hey miss a day miss a doe miss a day
okki tokki unga
okki tokki unga
(I have no idea how the words were spelt and apologise to anyone I may have offended with this phonetic butchering of a traditional song).
Nope! Never heard of it.
*hangs head in shame*
Dammit!
I’ll have to have a session of trying to teach you songs I half remember some time
It’s nothing to be ashamed of. I’ve never met anyone who knows these songs.
Can you also teach me Monty Python refs, Nintendo gaming refs, bizarre film refs, random quotes by dead guys and maths?
Can try help with everything but the maths. Am crap at that.
Hey you guys, I have an M.Sc in maths. So as long as it’s not about arithmetic..
Sooo. . . you’re just feeling bananas?
No! Bananas hold no appeel for me.
(Back to the snail trail comment)*sprays*
me legs ain’t what they used to be.
format before the waxing of the new moon
If you’re going to write your own question to be a “funny” fail, you should probably wait more than 3 minutes after you type it before taking the screenshot so it looks like it’s at least possible that it’s a real question you stumbled upon…
trust an em(m)o to bring the whole lot of us down
Damn birds!
They come into your house, crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass, I HATE them!
Ehr… You should take a dog. To scare them away.
Actually, that might do the trick could you just wee on them for me?
my legs that is
Ah of course.
God has mercy on your soul.
its fake, was posted 3 mins ago, the person dun it themselves just to post it here, any dumbass can work that out
PHOTOSHOP LOSL! N3RDZ CANT U C?!!! PLS TELLS MEH!!!
101Z! |’5 (4/\/ 5335 |7, 50′5 | |5 7311|/\/65 |_|!
I speaks teh 1337 fluently. Translation:
Lolz! I’s can sees it, so’s I is tellings u!
utube mitch and reeves, leave a comment to if u can b bothered
Kant.
Why do people do stupid things like this?
To try and get their 15 minutes of fame on some website? Wait…
Maybe a blog of fails!
Huh! Next you’ll be telling me there’s a blog of cats who can talk.
Or a blog about graphs that are SUPPOSED to be funny. You wish.
Or even a blog that has signs with garbled English. Not in a million years.
Or a blog with old stuff. Not a chance!
Or, worst of all, a blog satirising current affairs and politicians! Unthinkable!
OH NO! A new challenger has appeared! A blog with talking dogs!*cough*youforgottochangeyournameback*cough*
Horror of horrors! I’ve just found a website where you can find pictures making fun of celebrities!
*cough*thankyouverymuch*cough*
Holy crap! I just found a website with pictures showing that celebrities look like other celebrities… I JUST SAW MICHEAL JACKSON ON THERE!!!!!!! *hides in corner*
Calm down. I’ve seen worse. I’ve just seen a website where you can ask questions..and get them answered on the same page!!! AAHHH!!!
*head explodes*
I saw the worst. A website where you can watch videos and leave cooments on them!
There’s one, like where like, you can tell how sh!tty you’re life isand like people actualy can like vote on how someone or you’re life sucks or not and leave comments!
You know like when you’re mom finds all the 7 pictures on you’re brand new iPhone of yore 22 yr old boyfriend from Kansas’ pecker he sent you during 8th Grade Geography and the textes when you said you wanted to
lick it. And then she takes it away and grounds you for a week and like gives you grandma’s phone with the broken camera! It’s called MILC mylifeis crapdotcom.
fake.
Oooh, you’ll be sorry when Arthur Eld sees that comment.
*chooses to ignore Koovin*
I wonder how the baby will look?
With it’s eyes?
roffle
but how does it smell?
terrible, poor thing
Pixelated?
It’ll look all photoshopped no doubt.
And I wonder if it’ll be born with a silver spoon in its mouth.
MILK IN A SHOE? HELL YES!
Are you THE alice? i mean the alice from the internet commercial? The MSN-bot that iso Incredibly cool because she is always only and talking back?!
I’m not that Alice.
Aww.. Can i still pretend that you are?
No!
Please?
She’s in a different state all right.
solid
Pfft!
Another boring fake.
*yawns*
*Haunts*
*wants*
*Counts*
*mounts*
*is sick of rhyming on yawns*
*thinks of a new word*
*hmm…*
*reads*
*pounce*
*riiiiight…..*
It’s so fake. ;]
Look, it’s no use changing your name. We know it’s still you.
I don’t.
Image avatars are down for the moment D:
*rubs eyes*
Oi, Ian Aver whatever, are you that desperate to go against a pic?
*plucks mice*
obvious fake, the spelling and punctuation are too good for someone to be this stupid.
*scratches*
Trolled.
thanks Mr. B
come on failblog, don’t be lame
You know what my guinea pig would say about this?
PAH.
or maybe even: Pah, Pah.
I think you guys should stop posting pics from Yahoo answers :S they all look too stupid to be real lol
That’s because there are a lot of stupid people in the world.
Well alot of them where real. But since this was posted today and really soooo stupid that not even the guy who posted:
blind people what does this say:
“… …. . .. .. … ”
Would think this is real. I am still not sure if it is or not.
Ok, I’ll stop.
Sorry, joiex, if we had known that this fail wouldn’t get your approval we would have never posted it! Really, really sorry! Please come back for the next fail, we wouldn’t know what to do without you!
Sincerly yours
FB
Nesting fail. Mondays…
It’s those Emo’s again
Bah, you got the name on, it’ll be fine. We all got the message anyway.
Yeah, and I got this one; I’ll remove this fail in a few minutes.
This person is so badly informed. The girl does NOT have to orgasm to become pregnant.
Yeah, she just has to twirl around two times to the left and cough five times.
Left foot in front. That’s very important.
And then, 20 years later, a child is born unto thee
The child talks pixelart and smells braille.
God bless Abstinence only sex education!
You know what? Fake!
I think so too!
Me too!
That’s some well-designed comment there.
You are so great and wise John!
Schnauze jetzt!
For god’s sake, stop doing that! You look like a complete arsehead.
He is.
Thanks for the correction. Might I add he is a troll arsehead?
Yes, please do that.
Don’t forget to add Imbecile.
Is this another undeserved public lynching? LOL
yes. What does LOL means?
Um…are you serious or just pulling my leg?
and arm, or it just wouldn’t be a lynching
Save the wishbone for me!
NO wishbone for you!!!
Does that mean I’m stuck with the Parson’s nose?
I don’t know, but I’ve got dibs on that thingy that hangs under the beak
Cows have thingies that hangs under the beak?
Well, that makes a lot of sense. okay…carry on with the lynching
No i am serious. Lot of people say it when something is funny.. But i don’t know what it means…
LOL = laughing out loud
LMAO = laughing my ass off
IDK = i don’t know
–
My short list for you.
Don’t forget SFB.
My fav is STFU!!!
Leila, I have to know if this is sarcastic or not???
It’s not.
You’re a dick nick.
All three of you
I think I am going to eat your soul.
I WILL EAT YOUR TOES WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING!
You are really not THAT alice.. She never acts scarier then me..
This is disturbing, but you two are hilarious along with the rest of this comment section.
utube mitch and reeves, subscribers are welcomed…
I love you anon! Please call me at 0900-mitch&reeves.
i called and the number is fake!!! cheers for watching!
Sarcasm it was.
p.s. dogs don’t watch youtube.
So THAT’S how all those morons breed.
No that is how legal childporn is made.
Will Smith.
Bill width
Chuck Norris.
Super mario.
Super Luigi.
Mr. Rogers.
Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk.
Happy Moanday!!
–
If a virus can travel through the web, so can sperm. HIS BOYS COULD SWIM!!! They are having a girl! Aaw!
Wow! only the boys can swim but they are having a girl? Nice,
the boys = SPERM!!!!
love your way of teaching (L)
love your sarcasm
Love your way of dealing with sarcasm.
Love your way of stating the obvious.
Love your way of noticing it with a smile
LOL … but, love how you didn’t notice it’s a grin and not a smile. See….?
GRIN
SMILE
Once again, love your way of teaching.
– oh, i know i learn pretty fast
(SMILE)
GRIN
*loves the smell of sarcasm in the morning*
*loves the smell of sarcasm at 4:688 in the afternoon*
I don’t get it, so what’s wrong with this?
Nothing, it’s completely normal.
It was a joke, Susan dear. It doesn’t really happen like that. Looking forward to your new album!
I feel lonely. Does someone have an MSN-bot where i can talk to the rest of the afternoon?
Can we please stop posting easily falsifiable things like this??
Ok, we won’t post these anymore. And this one will come down within the hour.
I object!!! Web pregnancy is a VERY serious problem and we need to make sure everyone is aware.
Objection overruled.
Try to think things over before making accusations, Mr. Wright.
*health bar goes down*
I don’t think that won me any points with the judge.
I am not just a judge. I am the god of dogs. I shall spare you, for now.
Now I know you are not the god of MY dogs. False go you are.
Fake, only 3 minutes from posting and already screenshot
I don’t care. It’s funny!
So the baby will be a webcam?
No, the baby will be its own grandpa.
Webgramps.
how can we make love with a webcam i mean seriously!!
You must a complete iddiot to think that she could be pregnant!
we? you mean the 2 of us?
ROFFLEFTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be one of the Chernobyl survivors?
Well then. Back to work for me.. Might be back in half an hour.
Gods are not that busy these days.
single/ male/ 18 years old/ looking to have baby
Any girls interested? Must own webcam. Must be able to orgasm at same time as me on camera.
You should check out a few datingsites.
Don’t forget that not all computers are equipped with a microphone. Microphone is a MUST!
Hey guise. *yawns*
How old are these dumb asses? 12?! I wouldn’t be surprised.
It’s most likely this was made for failblog just like the rest of these.
You 2! are spoiling the fun.
The people that know it’s fake are having more fun than the people that just laugh at it.
I laugh at it only.
*deep inside i know this is fake, but i don’t care*
Do people REALLY have ’sex’ online? I just can’t wrap my mind on the concept.
Neither can I. Is it built upon the same concept as phone sex?
I can show you. If you have a webcam..
I just thought of the strangest program, made for this type of situation. e.e;
Well then, tell us about it.
msn messenger?
I already am in a need of a shower. You made me feel dirty. Eeeew!
I am in a need of chasing ducks while swimming in the pond.
I am in need of a serious pedicure.
I am in need of a walk in the park.
I am in need of a new laptop.
Pregnancy is a beautiful thing.. Why worry about it? Who doesn’t like kids?
Why don’t you have a seat over there?
*takes a seat over there*
Witty..
Would you like some sweet tea?
Now, pretend not to notice the cameraman while I read a log of all the vaguely pedophilic things you’ve ever posted on the Internet.
Hey, I am not the perv… HE is!!! :: points to hairy the webdesigning dog-god ::
*runs*
China?
Time for a new fail. 2pages is annoying…
well on the second page… I AM FURST!!!!!!!!
It’s not the same.
bacon lube shall fix the problem!!!
BACON LUBE TO THE RESCUE!!!
Fake, but amusing nonetheless.
It’s either fake, or I’ve lost my faith in humanity…
Both.
This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my time.
“Okay, hon, your wifi is fully dilated. It’s coming out. Come on, now, you can do it. Just upload … and breathe … okay, not one more time, that’s it, and UUUPLOOAAD …
same failblog YA trolls, different day
he must have electronically sent his sperm over the internet
you gotta be kidding me????
hahahahaha omg, I can’t believe it.
omg what an idiot everybody knows only chuck norris can get a girl pregnant over a web cam
why keep posting this shit, usually a girl posts them, not surprised they would believe it..
That why you always leave your firewall turned on!
Also, lots of bad jokes around here.
The jokes are only bad to you. To the rest they are amusing. Now shoo.
Obviously a fake. The spelling is perfect. It wouldnt be if someone was so stupid to ask a genuine question like that.
DETECTIVE WIN.
if people get any dumber im going on a rampage
too late. you posted.
abstinence-only education WIN!
You see Billy the sperm swims over the ethernet cable and ….
Did anyone consider that maybe they were having sex while someone else was watching them on a webcam?
… Its obviously a troll…
“serious answers please”
Yeah… right…
I am annoyed by these fake yahoo answers fails
Its usually pretty obvious when these Yahoo Answers questions are fakes like this one. Because the fake ones always say they were submitted 3 minutes ago.
there’s no way anyone is that stupid.
Does that mean they got a donor? Because if what everybody is saying, it being fake and the submitter posted it, the submitter is female. So…..
Beta baby 2.0 on the way; although i think only Chuck Norris could possibly knock a girl up via webcam.
these types of entries are always fake, no more from yahoo answers please!
Why do you think they’re fake? Have you never been on Yahoo answers?
I’d say yes just to screw him up.
i am so afraid of what this world is becoming…. oh and FUTURE DARWIN AWARD NOMINEE
Lol, judging by all these yahoo answeres pics on here, failblog is fairly easy to troll.
Are you people really this easily trolled?
fake but it had me fooled before i read the 3 minutes ago thing
At least he didn’t hang his boxers next to her ruffle-bums on the clothesline…
I need a drink.
well it looks like its time for the “talk” for this yahoo answer
So they don’t know how babby is formed?
I don’t blame him, I blame society,
we’re heading for disaster.
this is so fake.
FAIL @ failblog
My response to this on Answers:
No football names. Will make your child appear as uneducated as you are. Unless your penis actually penetrated her vagina (which considering you did this over a webcam, it didn’t, and even in real life, your penis is probably too small to do any penetration anyway xD), there is absolutely NO chance she’s pregnant. Therefore, if you actually have a child, go ahead and give him a football name xD
nah, in sex ed @ school, they said that the bitch can get pregnant if sprog goes on or near they muff
Who here votes for that is the biggest fail EVER say yes. YES.
This may just be me. But it would seem if you had intersex and she’s somehow pregnant. She’s apparently cheating on you irl. Sorry, gg no re
LMAO!
Wow i ask a dumb question in YA then post it here…… wow
I’m pretty sure this person hasen’t had real sex before. But I guess he can at least say he’s not “Virtualgin”
Man, this is so dumb, that really is an epic fail.
fake fake fake, don’t get too excited everyone.
These people should not be allowed to reproduce to begin with.
they probably have made REAL sex IN FRONT of the webcam, seriously, no one is that stupid. or its a fake
i actually answered to this one and i said “congratulations its an Idiot”
It’s questions like this that make me lose my faith in humanity.
The two states must be Mississippi and South Carolina.
When will people learn how to make a good fake Yahoo!Answers fail?
Obvious failblog fail. Very poor guys…
At least they’ll learn real quick. I still remember the story of the strictly Christian raised couple who went to the fertility doctor because they weren’t getting pregnant. The first thing the doctor asks them is how many times they have sex. They were like, “Sex?”
These two had been so sheltered that they had no idea that they had to have sex to have children; they thought just sleeping together did the trick. So they had to go through some serious sex ed. Sigh.
You should be OK unless you came on the mic
This is SOOOOO FAKE !
Come on ! It was written “3 mins ago” ! Someone from failblog definitively wrote this and took a screenshot afterwards !
Maybe they were on the border and they were having a lan party. Don’t be naive.
Erm. *Maybe* he means “she’s already pregnant and we’re concerned she could miscarry?”
*tries to give dipshits benefit of doubt*
Have youre USB Port take the prengnancy test ,, just to be safe next time use youre palm pilote !!!
SÜN! SÜN! SÜN!
Biology 101 – FAIL!
why dont people do answebag? yahoo answers sucks ass
and yea why dont they wait a couple of days after posting atleast to make it seem realisic
or better yet get people to answer thier question as if they’re serious
And how, pray tell, are you supposed to get pregnant over web cam?
With that sort of mental prowess, lets hope ONLINE is the only way he ever has sex.
As if. :rolleyes:
ohh Weren’t they wearing firewall? XD
Sometimes it makes me feel better about the ‘future of this world” if I make myself believe that all these things are made up…*sigh*
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
Epic fail comment of the century.
I think he should have a USB condoms .
Your girlfriend is most likely not pregnant, however your webbcam might be.
win. EPIC WIN.
hahahahahahahaha
i’ll bet someone made up this question for the hell of it.
hahahahaha
still, its amusing.
This thread killed me with laughter.
I recognized this from the Yahoo! Answers site. My friends and I constantly post stupid a** questions in serious forums for the simple pleasure of seeing the reactions. This is probably one of my friends Qs. Intentional Fail!
Please. Stop breeding.
how long did this damn conversation last??!!!!
the only thing that is FAIL about that is that…
This question was just asked 3 minutes ago on that print screen meaning that the person who sent u that FAIL are a FAIL as they made it up. its soo blatent why would sum1 3 minutes after being published look at it? AND straight away put it on this FAIL website… Rebbeca u are the FAIL loooooool
Lol Anyone can have sex online. Get a picture of Jim Carrey. If your a geek use photoshop on it to tweak him a bit xD. Stuff it infront of your camera. and Badabing you have online sex lol
Isn’t it obvious the question was typed by the person who submitted it?
Look at the bottom of the picture…
it says it was typed:
“3 minutes” ago.
FAIL IMPOSTER
Isn’t it obvious the question was typed by the person who submitted it?
Look at the bottom of the picture…
it says it was typed:
“3 minutes” ago.
FAIL IMPOSTER
-Detective Holmes
He e-mailed his sperm..
virtual dick, digital vagina, GIF image sperm. BAM!!! shes pregnant. extract baby, save file as, or delete…
To all who said not real, here it is. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090326170918AAco0t5
really….Just… wow. Really hope it is some prank fail… cause that just killed my faith in humanity right there…
Wow! Epic Fail!
I hope that isn’t a serious question. lol.
There are Just so many things wrong with that question O_o
Thats so sad, poor ignorant people!!!
really?
download a cyber condom youll be fine
if there is someone between you and the computer, then yes, there is a chance of pregnancy
no phisical way to get ciber pregnant 2 women cant make a baby without a frozen pop
as long as they used a firewall they should be fine
Dont you just LOVE trolls?
Yea cuz someone just happened to take a picture of this three minutes after the post. Fake..