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I see what you did there.
Sorry…I was too busy admiring you.
*looks*
*sees*
Ooo! Arthur!
*smoooch!*
Catch you later!
*SMOOOOCH!!!*
Have a lovely thunderstorm!
Do you like green eggs and Ham?
i do not like them sam i am
You do not like them, so you say… Try them, try them, and you may, try them and you may, I say!
I will not try them with a fox, I will not try them in a box!
Anyway, I think that Edward is much better than you.
Thank you nick! I think so too!
Yeah, Edward is just great. He is damn awesome!
Yeah, all of you are right. He is great, wise and very sexy guy!
Sorry, double post! My bad!
No problem. And do you know what? You are right, Edward is cool and wise guy!
Seriously, at least switch up your password or something. Throw in random letters, but you're being absolutely retarded to think people can't figure out that you're the same person. Course, it's easier to ignore you this way.Did I say password? I meant email.I suspect that you have committed a humor fail just now, but it’s possible that I’m guilty of an overestimating nick/edward/adam/john fail.
Reoccuring avatar fail.
omg soo sexyy!!
Will you please stop? My patience is wearing thin.
If you have problem with Adam, you have also problem with me! ;[
Oh, we all have a problem with you. What the hell is your problem?
BFF, go to “contact us”! It’s been proven to work!
In that you are the same person, yeah.
You guys got it all wrong.
This is obviously a multiple personality win.
Moo.
You always seem to be so proud of the fact that you have an avatar. Why? Because it is the only intelligent thing you have done with your life.You have yet to prove me otherwiseYour chest is hurting? Blog Ninja, make some more funny comments! We may get rid of Sam yet!
How about the fact that Sam has some Japanese cartoon person as an avatar?...and thinks it's awesome.Alright, that is it. That has crossed the line. Sam, I officially declare war on you.
Private Pompolic reporting for duty, sir! I shall aid you in your holy crusade!
Cadet Kitty reporting for duty also sir! i offer my claws to your service
You have my sword.
and my bow
AND MY AXE!!!
And my self esteem
and my army of zombies!
Child, until you actually know something, drop the ‘Doctor of Science.’ Scio means ‘I know’ in Latin. You haven’t the social skills or the ontological acumen to participate in a community of this sort.
nesting fail–but I hope you know to whom I am referring
too gay
you > boy george
Wow, that was mature.
I don’t think you’re funny. Or smart.
Doctorate of science does not make you funny.
Or even smart. I doubt this “Doctorate” of his(?) anyway. They don’t count when you get them out of cereal boxes.
He’s got a doctorate of sigh-ance.
His comments do cause a lot of those, don’t they? Mostly in exasperation.
Mostly? Why else would sighs occur?
There are such things as contented sighs, but not around him.
Depending on context, sighs does matter.
Context is everything.
Hindsight is even better.
…As in, seeing the ass-end of trolls as they leave.
Well, that too.
We missed you today. Or at the very least, I did.
Aww. Thanks!
I was working, then went to the gym. Happy to be here now!
They let you on the treadmill with your cane?
*cowers*
HAH!
Um…no.
But I’m a hell of a swimmer.
Though it sometimes gets difficult to swim and hold onto the cane at the same time.
It comes on handy for lane hogs, though!
^in
Hee! Remind me to find you a water-proof cane!
Mind if I ask you a computer question?
Still there?
I think Sam panicked.In case you are still about, here is the question.
Should a CMOS trace run from a R4 capacitor?
Please, no one help. I wish to get the correct answer from the one who knows.
It’s been about ten minutes and you still seem to be ruminating. To ease your mind I give you the answer.
These are printed circuit board (PCB) terms. A CMOS is one of the things that is attached to the board. Traces are the lines on a board that connect the various components. They take the place of wires. R4 refers to resistor number four and a capacitor is a capacitor.
As one can see there is no such thing as a CMOS trace or a R4 capacitor. These are very basic components.
Every syllable that you type screams adolescent. If you have a Ph. D. in anything I am the proud possessor of a Fellowship from the University of Edinburgh.
You are no longer of interest. I extinguish the limelight. Your time on stage is over and you have indeed signified nothing.
u just made my brain explode *Splat*
Off to deal with some real doctors now. Back this evening.
See you tonight, coyote. *HUG!*
Obviously…
Oh, clearly. And so easy to prove too.
You sure seem to.
Very much so in fact.
Some of the biggest morons I’ve ever met have had PhDs.
Just sayin’.
And…that said…I don’t believe for one nanosecond that Sam has anything over an eighth-grade education. I’ve always thought he was about twelve years old.
I have seen nothing to indicate the ability to construct a thesis statement, let alone a paper on any thing beyond “What I Did On My Summer Vacation”.
I hope that he doesn’t leave or change. The world and this site need more village fools.
Yes, we would miss her. You however, won't be missed.Aww, thanks!
At your service!Child, until you actually know something, drop the ‘doctor of science.’ Scio–Latin for ‘I know.’ You know very little, and you certainly haven’t the social skills, joie de vivre, or ontological acumen to belong to a community such as this
I think I just found a new (another) hero!
Hello, tamarisk. You have style–I like style.
AHHHHH HAHAHAHA DOCTORATE OF SCIENCE!!! LOL
“Your avatar is gayer than me” are you calling yourself gay?
That is an insult to any and all gay people. Ever.
I think what you meant was, that was “too NO.”
Thirst!
There’s another fail, real one.
The zombie comes to suck your drinkie.
soo thats how all my drinks were disappearing,zombies,intersting
I think that the real zombie its the guy with the girl.
I can tell for the green skin tone.
In my defense, she tricked me into buying that drink and then started kissing that other guy.
…and that was the last straw.
I’ll reed that again.
Fool me once, siphon you…
Fool me twice.. then.. uhhh.. you can’t fool me twice…
Bernoulli twice, drain on me.
*head spins*
ooo i would like to reply with my favorite bushism:
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you.
Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
first the worst, second the best.
NO > you.
You seem to be angry, Moomin.
I’m fine thankyou, Arthur.
*squeezes ankles*
How is your day?
*squeeze*
It’s alright, thank you. I have to leave FB in a couple of minutes.
Nooo
Guess it’s safe now to call this a WIN?
WIN!
*hides*
*descends into nuclear bunker*
pretty clever, if you want MOUTH AIDS!!!
(Pssst…Avis. Is this guy a troll or not?)
*ponders*
Troll. Or wants to be one, which might be worse.
I thought so. I cannot understand troll wannabes. Why would they strive to make people suffer?
Total troll.
BFF, this is a top-thread troll. It leaves its drivel as far up as possible in the comment section.
this world you guys live in and create (and run?) online is fascinatingly scary. keep it up! you will lose your virginity soon enough. if you don’t tell girls your screen names and what you post of course…
Ahhhh…isn’t transference a beautiful thing?
You sad, sad little man.
I tell the hot babes that my screen name is Muckrak3r and I get them by the truck load. I’m telling you the sheets never cool down. Oh baby!
The proud, top-thread troll has come to defend its territory. Its opening salvo is…we’re all virgins. Ouch?
Oh, and for the record (we keep score), could you please indicate which comment above compelled you to reply?
*crosses fingers*
*applies tourniquet to the admirals damaged ego. casualties mount*
Hee! Muck seems to be among those who think there are no girls on the ‘net!
*snork!*
Don’t you know…? We wimmins don’t have the wherewithal to live, create (and run?) a community like this!
Oh! I keep forgetting!
That’s ‘cuz you’re a girl.
:p
That explains it!
You girls leave. You’ll give us girl cooties.
Sooooo not gonna happen! I happen to like it here!
:p
To any and all who posted questions at this level…
(hee hee)
I see drunk people!
They’re heeere…
They don’t know they’re drunk.
Too bad that was the one with the roofie.
Damn. You beat me to it.
WIN
Wow and ew!!! I don’t know where his mouth has been!!!!!
He’s spiking her drink.
He’s blowing bubbles into it.
Bubbles the monkey?
The guy kissing her spiked her drink and he is taking whoever passes out first.
I don’t know where her mouth has been. At least with him, I’m pretty sure, it wasn’t around some dick in the last time. ^^
And how can you be sure of that!?
Whoa! So vulgar!!!
Saving Money WIN!!!!!
Hey, people get desperate in the Recession.
Comment win.
that’s the straw the broke the camel back.
LOL
NINJA WIN
Sure?
Let’s ASK A NINJA. ^^
Yeah, I’d say that’s win.
What the win ?
Kids who can’t afford to buy their own drinks (or do not wear a bracelet to show that they are of age) think it’s a win because it’s free alcohol.
Nah, it’s still funny if you’re rich or of-age.
He’s still getting free booze undetected.
That’s always a win.
Would be funny if old shit wouldn’t be so damn old. ^^
if old shit stopped being old, the space time continuum would rupture and destroy us all, so how could you possibly suggest such a terrible thing?
*prepares for implosion*
*implodes universe*
There, happy?
Not really, but I figured it was inevitible, what with the space time continuum rupture and all.
I’ll remember that the next time an old comedy is on TV.
so clearly photoshopped.
You don't drink your beer with a bendy straw?Why are you so sure that it’s photoshopped? It’s a very plausible situation, one which I vaguely remember myself being in once.
*arrives by jeep from Diving Fail*
*steps out and salutes to accompanying Ninja*
Right, now where is everybody?
*jumps out and salutes back*
I think there's some^^^. Let's take the jeep!Right-ho, my Ninja chum!
*sets off above*
*jumps back in*
drinking any kind of drink with a straw is so gay nowadays
I just tested your statement out and you are right. Drinking with a straw does make one happy.
When I was a kid, I had a straw that had coils and curves in it. I loved that straw.
I think I see a pattern here.
I’m sure you made that straw very, very happy as well, what with the lips…and the tongue…and the suction….
*runs to take a cold shower*
I recall that if you sucked just right, the liquid flowing through the straw made it vibrate.
I just tried to google the crazy straw jingle and came up with this tidbit instead: During pregnancy, women should NOT use a crazy straw, as the heavy sucking may promote premature contractions.
No jingle. Sorry.
“Heavy sucking may promote premature contractions.” Why does that sound like a pile of hooey?
Side note: “hooey” is apparently known to spellchecker. I find that amusing too.
And Failblog isn’t!
“Reading Failblog may promote premature contractions.”
No, FailBlog is HIGHLY amusing.
I meant that the word Failblog is not recognized by the spellchecker used in the Failblog comments section.
Well, no, FailBlog wasn’t. Until I told spellchecker to ignore it. I must go look up this question.
By the way, I left you a question at your blog.
I tired to answer it, such as it is.
Look at my question again. It was a joke. I was having a bit of fun(gus).
I think “tired” is the key word in Avis’ post there…!
Oooh, I must be tired! I didn’t even see that!
If only spellchecker could understand my intent!
Speaking of tired, I am. Night all.
Oh, I know, I just thought it deserved an answer, it that’s what you want to call what I gave it.
I DO recommend the book, it’s a very good, thoughtful read.
Highly amusing things always cause premature contractions.
*ignores all previous comments*
Thats a MAYOR win!
lol
OMFG I know this guy, I went to Uni with him.
I know him too!!!! My dad and his dad went to different schools together
Joke’s on you, Drinkstealing Man! She just sucked off a dude with herpes.
?
25 hours and 10 minutes later I finally got the joke. I think that I shall go and crawl under a rock.
On second thought you commented on the fail, which is just plain weird and not done in polite society.
wow. you’re yucky.
This picture is soooooo old.
And?
Oldie but a goodie! Stop being so negative.
One-hundred and second!
Oooooh, one off I’m afraid
Is that guy high or something? look at his eyes
I think that he looks like a zombie
thats actually a win
If you love this kind of humor….gotta go check out Yakkering.com
Wow I think I’m gonna break my “in case of zombies” glass.
i disagree with most things said! but then again who am i to decide, some good points taken though
Just between you, me and Failblog; what are you babbling about?
mmmm…babbling
Picture is old ninjas are everywhere picture, and new rendition is fail compared to original.
WORD DUDE omg
“DRRRRRAAAAAINAGE, ELI!!!”
what the? i’ve seen this picture before.
Old picture is old.
First to Fail… TROLL!
herpes win
Ninja Win!
Random stuff list!!!
Avacadoes
bus….oops! I’m late!!!
carriges
dumb people
e……
First!
Wow. hahahahaa
HIlarious.
lollloowofgih da drink quz snarthd loL!?
LOLOLOL
Hahaha, I work with these guys. Awesome.
stolen drinks always taste twice as good.
Why I find his face even creepier. :O
An oldie, but goodie…
“And I have a straw that reaches acrooooss the room.”
…
“I drink your drink! I drink it up!”
i hate it when that happens
I KNOW HIM. NOT A FAKE PICTURE. FROM FRESHMEN YEAR OF COLLEGE, 5 YEARS AGO. NINJAS! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!
Is he a vampire?
u stoled that from buffy!!!!
DrinkNinja
XD Total win!
Drink thief looks like he’s rolling. Check out dem eyes.
We all know who’s the bigger stud here.
haha! Desperate fool! (or just plain sad?)
Ninjas. They are everywhere.
next commenter is gay and has herpes
he’s clearly checking her drinks for roofies
what a legend!!! he is officially my idol now!