Comments on: Beach Relaxation Fail http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:53:34 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Kindhamster http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-782681 Kindhamster Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:31:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-782681 your fake ear's nose's ear's nose's ear is fake ooooooooooh your fake ear’s nose’s ear’s nose’s ear is fake
ooooooooooh

]]> By: steve http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-768703 steve Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:53:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-768703 napokon hrvatski fail!!!! ( finaly a croatian fail!!!!) napokon hrvatski fail!!!! ( finaly a croatian fail!!!!)

]]> By: lol http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-756081 lol Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:46:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-756081 thats a proove! Croatians have big balls! ^^ atm. im from Croatia thats a proove! Croatians have big balls! ^^

atm. im from Croatia

]]> By: dilirium22 http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-670127 dilirium22 Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:19:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-670127 Man.... why does this kind of shit always happen to us... XD @Kreeey That means that we have big balls, so you have every right to laugh XDDDD Man…. why does this kind of shit always happen to us… XD
@Kreeey That means that we have big balls, so you have every right to laugh XDDDD

]]> By: Jonas http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-633150 Jonas Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:56:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-633150 Saatchi & Saatchi :) Saatchi & Saatchi :)

]]> By: Puppet http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-629842 Puppet Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:03:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-629842 *singing the Super Mario theme song* Nice going Mario... *singing the Super Mario theme song* Nice going Mario…

]]> By: Lord_Bumblebee http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-522587 Lord_Bumblebee Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:41:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-522587 Why didn't the beach mainteance take a bucket of cool water to shrink them again O_O o_o Why didn’t the beach mainteance take a bucket of cool water to shrink them again O_O o_o

]]> By: allilol http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-519406 allilol Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:57:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-519406 cold water got him into that mess, cold water should get him out. cold water got him into that mess, cold water should get him out.

]]> By: Kreeey http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-516339 Kreeey Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:32:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-516339 HAHAHA I'm from Croatia! Wait, why am I laughing? HAHAHA I’m from Croatia!

Wait, why am I laughing?

]]> By: lawlolawl http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-458496 lawlolawl Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:59:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-458496 your fake ear is fa-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL your fake ear is fa-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

]]> By: Trek222 http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-452899 Trek222 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:59:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-452899 Searider is correct. Testicle do not contract. They retract and the scrotum shrinks when cold to keep them at a relatively constant temperature. He would have to have been in very warm water which made is scrotum expand, his testicles go down farther, slipped through the slats, then contracted. Searider is correct. Testicle do not contract. They retract and the scrotum shrinks when cold to keep them at a relatively constant temperature. He would have to have been in very warm water which made is scrotum expand, his testicles go down farther, slipped through the slats, then contracted.

]]> By: stonerchick http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-452205 stonerchick Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:07:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-452205 wats up wats up

]]> By: moomin http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-449979 moomin Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:59:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-449979 your mom is sucking my dick your mom is sucking my dick

]]> By: Pepsi345 http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-437489 Pepsi345 Tue, 26 May 2009 20:41:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-437489 That pie over there is fake. That pie over there is fake.

]]> By: Manestra http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-421730 Manestra Fri, 15 May 2009 10:04:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-421730 I know this beach ( located in Istra - Croatia ) and i can confirm the story is 100% True I know this beach ( located in Istra – Croatia ) and i can confirm the story is 100% True

]]> By: charlie http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-421344 charlie Fri, 15 May 2009 01:04:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-421344 Big balls fail. Big balls fail.

]]> By: Sabot http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-410084 Sabot Fri, 08 May 2009 01:59:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-410084 hes must hav big balls if they had to cut the damn chair...i mean they cud hav given him an ice pack, or scared him hes must hav big balls if they had to cut the damn chair…i mean they cud hav given him an ice pack, or scared him

]]> By: Togobo7 http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-397109 Togobo7 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:35:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-397109 thats not a fail thats a big ball win thats not a fail thats a big ball win

]]> By: NJ http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-395551 NJ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:36:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-395551 Dude that is the funnest thing I have read. If I were a guy and that happen I wouldn't show my face at the beach again. Dude that is the funnest thing I have read. If I were a guy and that happen I wouldn’t show my face at the beach again.

]]> By: Searider http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-392886 Searider Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:30:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-392886 This is a fake article. Appareantly people still wont get that balls doesn't shrink, but rather retract (and thus cannot get stuck), when cold. This is a fake article. Appareantly people still wont get that balls doesn’t shrink, but rather retract (and thus cannot get stuck), when cold.

]]> By: Searider http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-392874 Searider Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:25:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-392874 Your mom is fake. Your mom is fake.

]]> By: Mark http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-392500 Mark Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:17:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-392500 headline win headline win

]]> By: Don't think so... http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-388008 Don't think so... Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:07:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-388008 Story is implausible at best. Sounds more like an urban legend to me. Story is implausible at best.

Sounds more like an urban legend to me.

]]> By: Richard http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-386507 Richard Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:30:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-386507 OWNED OWNED

]]> By: JT http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-386449 JT Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:22:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-386449 why is it that even the comments on the fail blog fail... i mean wtf do these comments have to do wit the fail??? why is it that even the comments on the fail blog fail… i mean wtf do these comments have to do wit the fail???

]]> By: TatteredRagDoll http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-386392 TatteredRagDoll Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:22:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-386392 This story is so old... This story is so old…

]]> By: mcavity http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384230 mcavity Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:32:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384230 reminds me of the epic fark thread help or chair will eat me! reminds me of the epic fark thread
help or chair will eat me!

]]> By: ZapTap http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384144 ZapTap Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:19:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384144 your mom is fake your mom is fake

]]> By: Nacoran http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384042 Nacoran Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:18:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384042 That's why you should always put a towel down! That’s why you should always put a towel down!

]]> By: DAllen http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384039 DAllen Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:17:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384039 This guy died though. He didn't died because his balls got caught, he died because of old age. That's how freaking old this is. This guy died though. He didn’t died because his balls got caught, he died because of old age. That’s how freaking old this is.

]]> By: brien http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384019 brien Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:28:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384019 They sent a "member" of their "staff"?!? They sent a “member” of their “staff”?!?

]]> By: jesushateseveryone http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-384008 jesushateseveryone Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:50:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-384008 yeah seriously, community fail. yeah seriously, community fail.

]]> By: jlanz http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-383179 jlanz Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:46:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-383179 This is obviously fake, and probably written by a girl who has no understanding of the male anatomy. This is obviously fake, and probably written by a girl who has no understanding of the male anatomy.

]]> By: army guy http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-382592 army guy Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:00:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-382592 I've heard the same story when I was in the army. The difference was the nuts went into an empty barrel in a fuel deposit. The funny thing is they had to move the guy+barrel outside the facility before cutting the barrel due to explosion risk! I’ve heard the same story when I was in the army. The difference was the nuts went into an empty barrel in a fuel deposit. The funny thing is they had to move the guy+barrel outside the facility before cutting the barrel due to explosion risk!

]]> By: Shrinkage http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-382502 Shrinkage Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:43:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-382502 Maybe he was freed by the "jaws of life!" Maybe he was freed by the “jaws of life!”

]]> By: Nestor http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381845 Nestor Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:43:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381845 oh ouch ouch ouch oh ouch ouch ouch

]]> By: squadala http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381752 squadala Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:38:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381752 Nakamochi Nakamochi

]]> By: Count Blah http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381507 Count Blah Tue, 21 Apr 2009 05:24:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381507 I was hoping someone else noticed this. I was hoping someone else noticed this.

]]> By: Evan http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381491 Evan Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:42:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381491 I'm so very scared. I’m so very scared.

]]> By: arimareiji http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381489 arimareiji Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:30:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381489 The singular of testes is testis, not testicle. But you knew that, right? The singular of testes is testis, not testicle. But you knew that, right?

]]> By: arimareiji http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381488 arimareiji Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:29:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381488 But falling between the slats doesn't get them stuck there. This story could only work in reverse, and even that's dubious. But falling between the slats doesn’t get them stuck there. This story could only work in reverse, and even that’s dubious.

]]> By: arimareiji http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381485 arimareiji Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:19:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381485 They're not; this is an urban legend fail. <b>Testicles</b> don't shrink when cold, the <b>scrotum</b> does in order to pull the testicles closer to the body to keep them warm. (There's a long biological explanation why.) Amusing story, but no more true than the one about the guy whose weenus got stuck/melted into his gf's body by a lightning strike. They’re not; this is an urban legend fail. Testicles don’t shrink when cold, the scrotum does in order to pull the testicles closer to the body to keep them warm. (There’s a long biological explanation why.)
Amusing story, but no more true than the one about the guy whose weenus got stuck/melted into his gf’s body by a lightning strike.

]]> By: Leo http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381456 Leo Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:33:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381456 I would call this a Beach Ball Win! I would call this a Beach Ball Win!

]]> By: MJ http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381417 MJ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:44:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381417 yeah! Clever deduction sleuth! yeah! Clever deduction sleuth!

]]> By: 小胖子 http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381405 小胖子 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:12:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381405 Suitachi? I think you mean "tsuitachi." 一日. Second, you fail. This is not the appropriate counter. I think you mean 一つ. Suitachi? I think you mean “tsuitachi.” 一日.
Second, you fail. This is not the appropriate counter. I think you mean 一つ.

]]> By: mooooooot http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381366 mooooooot Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:09:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381366 of course, the plural form of "testicle" is testes. but you knew that, right? of course, the plural form of “testicle” is testes. but you knew that, right?

]]> By: Al http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381361 Al Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:58:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381361 The kind that makes sense. He was at the beach, and he got trapped by his balls. The kind that makes sense. He was at the beach, and he got trapped by his balls.

]]> By: pickle http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381351 pickle Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:44:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381351 your ear's nose is fake your ear’s nose is fake

]]> By: umm http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381312 umm Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:47:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381312 No this is "an" way to insult you.... No this is “an” way to insult you….

]]> By: C Car http://failblog.org/2009/04/20/beach-relaxation-fail/#comment-381301 C Car Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:36:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16838#comment-381301 I can't wait to see the new warning signs on the beach! I can’t wait to see the new warning signs on the beach!

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