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i want a temporary real tattoo
You mean a love-bite?
yes, yes exactly what i mean.
want to help out with that?
can i use the jaws of life for your fat ass?
I think it means they last but are easily removable
Nah. They mean don’t shower.
they mean if u do try to remove the tattoo, they will come to life and take away ur free will
No, They mean don’t wash after you got airbrush
You can buy these here. And there’s an explanation. I hate people.
http://www.tatstore.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=1491
This is awesome. Gona make myselfe a swastika on my chest.
Hello mister Obama
Finally a tattoo that washes off, maybe
osama, not obama
SHUT UP, TALKING PENIS!
..I don’t want one.
Looks like someone mixed up their definitions of “temporary” and “permanent”.
Definitely maybe.
Probably.
Absolutely, with some reservations.
and when in Rome….
“Ask me how,” it says. I think we’d all like to do that…
What you’re gonna do? Kill me?
No Mister Aja, I want you to TALK!
Hang on…
he’s gonna torture u, ruan whimpey!
Who is ruan whimpey and why is he being tortured!?!
He took too much, maaan!
Apparently he’s not the only one…
what on earth is going on here??
ask her how
duh
WIN.
I never thought of asking
I thought about asking, but I prefer to savor the mystery.
Same. I love how she moves in mysterious ways… ♪
It’s all right, it’s all right, it’s all right.
You bet. In fact it’s a gas!
In my defence, I didn’t take so much that they’re going to torture me!
Huh… How did I end up here? I was replying to the thread above the one above this… O_o
Err…yeah. I definAtely wouldn’t use gas for that! (rather leather, spatula, etc)
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind =)
Might come in handy if I ever get abducted by aliens…
SHUT THE FAIL UP!!!
You got a problem with aliens and leather?
Umm…is that a proposition?!?
If that’s a proposition, I may have to contact Oxford Dictionaries.
*hasn’t said no yet*
Only a real prude would have a problem with that, DrB.
just ask ;o
bin isch die neun oder was
“I am or what the nine”? Someone’s been using Babelfish.
Say you trying to what catfish?
Babelfish it;s from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Good book.
We’ve come for your weekly spoon inspection.
There is no spoon!
There was, but it and the dish ran away some time ago. Now they’re living on the street doing god-knows-what to survive.
Oh it’s the sporks isn’t it?
Yes. Hopefully they’ll all come home when they decide they’ve had e knife.
Let’s hope they don’t get too forked up out there!
I can’t believe what happened to them. Dishes terrible.
It is a dangerous place and setting they’re in. Oven eerie feeling that there’s trouble. That’s what happens when you let them stay up plate.
We didn’t even get to say goodbye properly
Just a tiny little micro wave.
You know, they could be living life happily on the range.
I suppose. But you know how they are; they’ve probably cooked up some half-baked scheme to make some dough. No, whatever they did, it’s probably not well done at all. It’s rare when these things work out; they’ll probably get burned in the end.
It was never a grate plan.
True, DrB. Alas, they’re toast.
They’re probably frying out in that heat.
*new at this”
Um… They’re using… pot?
Well the cops will find them and a-salt them then.
But there could be hope! If they can whisk up a happy ending, it wouldn’t be too cheesy would it?
The happy ending can wait. This is only the first season after all.
The happy endings cummin, there’s thyme
It has to be. Look to the yeast. The sun is finally rising!
Oh nice. The story is warm…and the ending’s spreading nicely.
Oh no! On the horizon! Thai fighters, coming in fast! Has this story taken a turn for the wurst?
But wait it’s Ham Solo! Stirring stuff, Chronos. It’s bowling me over.
*in announcer voice*
Stay tuna-ed folks. We’ll be right back after this quick break.
2 peanuts were walking down the street.
One was asalted
wayne has a temp tattoo!!!
I made a hemp baboon!!!
I’m gonna be the c-ham-pion. Fork over the power and the fillin’s get hurt. (Yes I’m Scoopergirl!)
Hahaha I don’t have a spoon now what are you going to do?
Silly me…and I thought spoon is a verb!
Right…
Yes, that kinda fits…but that one is pretty ordinary, champ.
hey,how ?
What?
when ?
How?
why ?
Where?
who ?
Which?
Witch?
Which which/witch?
t’witch (Tabetha)
“Twitch, twitch!” (Flinstones)
“Twitch, twitch!” (Turned-on?)
Time to s’witch? (Sabrina)
Time to snitch? (I’ll never tell)
Time to pitch? (I’ll do the sell)
(hey)
Ooo, down the ditch? (seeya there, belle)
(nice w/end?)
I’m not rich! (My horse fell)
(Not bad thanks. You?)
Abercrombie and Fitch? (I wear Aéropostale)
(lolz)
Whitch witch is whitch?
Who?
Who?
who ?
Why?
how ?
Why not?
Why yes?
Why yes we can?
Why not? We didn’t?
Did we?
No.
Must we?
Yes.
…okay, then!
Why?
Because we can.
What?
How can we?
How can we not?
It’s just the way it is… We must! The question is
How?
How else?
By shooting in something.
Try shooting in EVERY hole.
Try shooting at EVERY troll.
Ok!
huh?
Name fail of the day!!!!
Ha. Nice one.
It’s actually Harry Potter in there. He’s abusing his magic outside of Hogwarts.
It’s a trap!!!!
fail on your “temporary fail”–> implies eventual acceptance.
So… When will this fail become a right?
Synonym fail.
*shoots Diss*
Not a fail. Lack of pain win! How to get a permanent tattoo without needles.
Temporary = lack of pain? I better update my dicitiniry.
Yes, I believe you should
It’s a bit exreme; my OED friends won’t like it.
And we all know how scary those OED folk are…!
…I think they have kneecappers and hitmen.
Oh Dragon, you know them?
They beat me almost every time!
a fail is when the person doesn’t notice she’s failing… however it’s totally obvious that this ad is a joke, so there’s no reason for it to be here…
dont ruin this fail on us !
So by your definition, if I where to skate down a massively long rail and, against all odds, make it to the end where I quite noticeably hit a sign; this is not a fail? O_o
if you hit the sign on purpose, it wouldn’t be one; otherwise, it would definitely be a hilarious fail!
It would definitely be a nefarious pail.
Hehe, no longer a gregarious male.
Too bad it was such a precarious rail…
Lately there’s been some malarious hail..
I read others’ postcards; vicarious mail.
it’s not a joke, it’s from an actual company, TAT international.
And that is why Earth hadn’t been conquered by evil space AI-cyborgs from space.
But we should still be cautious about the evil space AI-cyborgs that aren’t from space. THEY’RE the ones to worry about.
Did you about that nifty new AI system they’ve just launched? I heard they were calling it “Skynet”.
D’oh…Did you HEAR about it?
Do you work for the department of redundancy department?
I LOVE going there! I make weekly visits to the department of redundancy
department every week on a weekly basis!
Isn’t it great? On Thursday I usually go to the coffee shop there on a Thursday to get coffee from the coffee shop.
Every Wednesday I go to my job to do work.
Tattooshopped! Temporarily. Forever.
Definitively! Maybe…
The taller child is clearly an example of that legendary creature, the seataur – the top half is the torso of a human, the bottom half is the legs of a bar stool.
don’t jizz yourself
Would it happen to have a lawn mower anywhere in that mix?
Maybe!
Yes, but sadly it crashed… =(
I think it’s saying that it’s temporary, and that it *can* last forever. So, you can remove it whenever you want to. This isn’t a fail – assuming they can deliver on that promise.
Why try and take the fun out of it. ^^
You could say that about most fails, but its about the way its worded to other people, not how it is when you think about it.
youtube mitch and reeves
I’m afraid to ask
screw this, im gonna go buy some red vodka instead
I already suffer from severe Beatenwithboardswithnailsinthemitis.
Is that because of the ricky clicky in your nicky?
Soisthatbychoice?
Definitely Maybe.
Is this better?
Ahhh the relief. See, the problem was that most of the regulars were well and truely around when that song was originally released, and have already done their time with it! Cheers
You fail.
*shoots Sam*
I have a life, too!
And anyways, You’re the one that got first TWICE, and said first 6 times.
you = null function
i bet your sam wise
only sam wise would say that
That is VERY ironic considering you have existed for longer than Alice and you prove to be incredibly irritating by just saying “first”, then insulting others.
I have actually been first, but I have never said so because I would look like a complete arsehead.
Lulz, professional troll is professional. The fact that you claim to be smarter makes you much dumber.
I’ll bet that you are that kid that was here a couple of months ago bragging that he had a 108 I.Q.
*snert*
Sam’s apparently got something to prove.
Hard to prove something when you have absolutely no evidence.
I never said he had a hope off accomplishing such a feat!
You know the old saying “Still waters run deep”? He is the epitome of the oposite “Shallow brooks are noisy”.
It does babble on and the mouth never closes.
Have I mentioned recently how unbelievably awesome you guys are?
*hugs*
He’s always talking and never a thing worth saying.
Compensating for a substandard…er…I.Q.?
VOOOODKA!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAM!
*squeezes the b-day girl*
*airbrushes birthday cake tatoo on jam’s arm*
Unfortunately, the cake is a lie.
So have some ice cream and cookies!
*gives jam big parfait with razzzzberry sauce and cookies a la mode*
^Tattoo. The other one is a fake.
I’ll hand out the balloons!
I don’t want a repeat of what happened on Loz’s birthday: Boggy singing.
Happy Birthday, Jam!
I’ll be happy to light the candles on your cake for you…!
*takes deeeeeeeeeeeep breath*
Yay! Thanks guys and gals.
*jammy squeeze for y’all*
Dragon, are you sure you have enough firepower for those candles?
Bonne fête à toi,
Bonne fête à toi,
Bonne fete Confiture,
Bonne fête à toi!
*lance les confettis*
(Interesting coincidence: today is also my brother’s b-day.)
Merci buckets Hammy!
*squeeze*
Needs a bukkit for the bucket!
*blows party favor*
fweh-WEEEEEEEV!
.
Happy Birthday, Jam!
*sigh*
I guess everybody has things to do.
*leaves*
It’s Jam’s birthday?!
*Gives Jam a birthday-squeeze, disregarding his still-foreigner-status*
ummm…
Thanks!
*squeeze*
Happy Birthday.
Here have a… uhhmm… **looks around** errr… Ahah!
*Hands you jam an Umbrella*
Here have this Umbrella…
…
What? It’s all I could find on short notice…
Thank you kind sir. I’ve always wanted an umbrella, ella, ella.
*squeeze*
Great, I got myself a pink avatar Oo How do I insert a custom one again ?
Make your obeisance to the Failgods and sacrifice a troll in their honor.
(I suggest Sam.)
Or, if you want to take the easy way out…gravatar.com.
Option 1! Option 1!
Well, having read some of Sam’s comments, I really tried hard to sacrifice him, but (since he’s still spamming) obviously failed
Gravatar helped me out, though. Thanks
Ask? Hmmm..
Kinof defeats the purpose of “Temporary” doesn’t it?
Kindof defeats the purpose of “Temporary” doesn’t it?
im wanna ask him how
Happy Birthday Jam!
*(too shy to squeeze)*
Go away.
How? It’s easy:
Step 1: Debunk every physicist ever born
Step 2: Tear a hole in the space-time continuum
and so on…….
At least they politely offer to explain how something can be temporary and last forever.
i think i saw this at the big day out in melbourne an i was like wtf
photoshop
indeed.
This fail is permanent.
this makes total sense. The tatoos can be removable, but if not they’ll last forever.
FAIL @failblog.
Perhaps it’s a re-usable tattoo… I’m thinking like the stickers which are placed in windows at stores. You can peel them off and put them back on again later.
It would look like a tattoo. It would be temporary since you could remove it but it would last forever since you could reuse it.
Saying “it’s temporary but it lasts forever” would just be a gimmick to get people interested.
the black font’s soo fake. you could tell its edited in to make this look funny “>>
No dude, its seriously like that, Ive seen these all over
was this photo taking at Bryon light house in australia
DUDE!! Freaking LOL. I got a picture of this very banner at Wet N Wild and was gonna upload it, but then I see its already here.
all things earthly are temporary, yet are souls are everlasting.