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	<title>Comments on: Crossing Guard Fail</title>
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	<description>Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here.</description>
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		<title>By: wyvern</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1181292</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[wyvern]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[indeed.. only the cute dress is missing..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>indeed.. only the cute dress is missing..</p>
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		<title>By: Shweinehund</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-841377</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shweinehund]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well...it looks more like waist groping, so......no a shotacon?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well&#8230;it looks more like waist groping, so&#8230;&#8230;no a shotacon?</p>
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		<title>By: attorneys</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-833928</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[attorneys]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[aw, who drew this dirty picture, huh?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aw, who drew this dirty picture, huh?</p>
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		<title>By: Hakencat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-813730</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hakencat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[butt grazing

lol what a loli]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>butt grazing</p>
<p>lol what a loli</p>
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		<title>By: Hakencat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-813729</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hakencat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-813729</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[and churchill said (i dont remember exactly, but this is the best guess)&quot;there are only 2 things I&#039;m sure of-evolution and stupidity. no, just stupidity.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and churchill said (i dont remember exactly, but this is the best guess)&#8221;there are only 2 things I&#8217;m sure of-evolution and stupidity. no, just stupidity.</p>
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		<title>By: Hakencat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-813728</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hakencat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-813728</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[hating someone for their race/culture/religion is racist. joking about it isn&#039;t exactly racist.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hating someone for their race/culture/religion is racist. joking about it isn&#8217;t exactly racist.</p>
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		<title>By: Kyngknutt</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-809733</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kyngknutt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait, where is the little girl&#039;s hand? that can&#039;t be her hand in the picture, her arm would be too long...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, where is the little girl&#8217;s hand? that can&#8217;t be her hand in the picture, her arm would be too long&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gopniki</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-782100</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gopniki]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hehehe]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hehehe</p>
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		<title>By: tony jones</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-720109</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tony jones]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you look closely, he&#039;s actually hold the little girls hand, but he does look kind of fruity no matter what the picture says lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if you look closely, he&#8217;s actually hold the little girls hand, but he does look kind of fruity no matter what the picture says lol</p>
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		<title>By: Interneta pieslēgums</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-622264</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Interneta pieslēgums]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[N1 :DDD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>N1 <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> DD</p>
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		<title>By: FredBurroughs</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-594893</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FredBurroughs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should have known that &quot;crossing guard&quot; was a priest in disguise.  The Stigmata should have been a dead give away.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should have known that &#8220;crossing guard&#8221; was a priest in disguise.  The Stigmata should have been a dead give away.</p>
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		<title>By: mark's wife</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-466029</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mark's wife]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[thats wrong. soo wrong.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats wrong. soo wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: The Lightning Stalker</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-459754</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Lightning Stalker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pedophile + Sodomite = DOUBLE FAIL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pedophile + Sodomite = DOUBLE FAIL</p>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-434397</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 00:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol!!!</p>
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		<title>By: thephantombloggerstrikes</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-423993</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[thephantombloggerstrikes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 05:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe the kid had a doughnut in his back pocket?  I&#039;m just saying.


#33]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe the kid had a doughnut in his back pocket?  I&#8217;m just saying.</p>
<p>#33</p>
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		<title>By: Mjtime</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-413278</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mjtime]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-413278</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s Steve Martin!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Steve Martin!</p>
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		<title>By: amadcow2</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-397317</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[amadcow2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young Boy: Excuse me officer, but why is your uniform made of rubber and your badge look like a smiley face?

&#039;Crossing Guard&#039;: Now move along little Chris Hansen. Here, let me help you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Young Boy: Excuse me officer, but why is your uniform made of rubber and your badge look like a smiley face?</p>
<p>&#8216;Crossing Guard&#8217;: Now move along little Chris Hansen. Here, let me help you.</p>
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		<title>By: Jasper</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-390496</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jasper]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God! Michael Jackson even works as a cross guard to make money now!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God! Michael Jackson even works as a cross guard to make money now!</p>
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		<title>By: walterreally</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-390480</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walterreally]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-390480</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Avis and Sparky.  You&#039;re the biggest pedos on failblog.org. Now run along.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avis and Sparky.  You&#8217;re the biggest pedos on failblog.org. Now run along.</p>
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		<title>By: Pablo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-390305</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pablo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-390305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OH AND HE´S JEW!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH AND HE´S JEW!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Storm Fire</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-389087</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Storm Fire]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-389087</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[shlebep, fail!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shlebep, fail!</p>
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		<title>By: shlebep</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-385970</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[shlebep]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-385970</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[YEA 500th COMMENT]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YEA 500th COMMENT</p>
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		<title>By: News!Flash</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-385675</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[News!Flash]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In today&#039;s news: Jewish manchild molested at roadcrossing by The Comedian...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In today&#8217;s news: Jewish manchild molested at roadcrossing by The Comedian&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bearycool</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-384103</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bearycool]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-384103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[that was the last time when he tried to do that to a adult]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that was the last time when he tried to do that to a adult</p>
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		<title>By: Rigel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-384061</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rigel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-384061</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is anyone else alarmed by the fact that this man has a hole in his hand?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is anyone else alarmed by the fact that this man has a hole in his hand?</p>
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		<title>By: someguy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-382940</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[someguy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was meant to be effed up.  It&#039;s from coloring book land (google it people).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was meant to be effed up.  It&#8217;s from coloring book land (google it people).</p>
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		<title>By: Tre4Matic</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381972</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tre4Matic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in these tough economic times, father McCrainy holds a second part time job as a crossing guard...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in these tough economic times, father McCrainy holds a second part time job as a crossing guard&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: tatterdemalion</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381515</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tatterdemalion]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate you, Milkman Dan!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate you, Milkman Dan!</p>
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		<title>By: katy-did</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381407</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[katy-did]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381407</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LOL.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL.</p>
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		<title>By: bearycool</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381373</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bearycool]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[who likes it more the officer or the kid???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who likes it more the officer or the kid???</p>
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		<title>By: General</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381362</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[General]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Major lawlz..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Major lawlz..</p>
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		<title>By: CommentGenerator5000</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381322</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[CommentGenerator5000]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I agree.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree.</p>
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		<title>By: ducksinthewind</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381315</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ducksinthewind]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gives new meaning to the long arm of the law.

were they different pieces of commercial art, regrettably different in scale?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gives new meaning to the long arm of the law.</p>
<p>were they different pieces of commercial art, regrettably different in scale?</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-381257</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and gay too ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and gay too <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: riley</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380971</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[riley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol the cop has a lollipop in his sleeve, what a pedaphile]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol the cop has a lollipop in his sleeve, what a pedaphile</p>
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		<title>By: Edison T. Allere</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380892</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Edison T. Allere]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thats one definition of a helping hand...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats one definition of a helping hand&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Murphy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380589</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Murphy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[looks more like the crossing guard at a Catholic school]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looks more like the crossing guard at a Catholic school</p>
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		<title>By: Meg-Meg</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380538</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meg-Meg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#039;s so good about being first? I don&#039;t get it. You&#039;re probably some fat person, sat at their PC all day, waiting for a picture to come up, just so you can say &quot;first&quot;. Go get a life. Maybe if you actually did something other than trolling, you could be #1. But I ver much doubt that&#039;s gonna happen in the near future is it?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s so good about being first? I don&#8217;t get it. You&#8217;re probably some fat person, sat at their PC all day, waiting for a picture to come up, just so you can say &#8220;first&#8221;. Go get a life. Maybe if you actually did something other than trolling, you could be #1. But I ver much doubt that&#8217;s gonna happen in the near future is it?</p>
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		<title>By: Kristopher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380427</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kristopher]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380427</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ya know, I&#039;ll bet he uses the same glove during cavity searches down-town.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, I&#8217;ll bet he uses the same glove during cavity searches down-town.</p>
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		<title>By: XE8)</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380277</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[XE8)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380277</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Is this from a &quot;Betsy&quot; book?

Argh!  Way to corrupt my childhood memories.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this from a &#8220;Betsy&#8221; book?</p>
<p>Argh!  Way to corrupt my childhood memories.</p>
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		<title>By: Urobourus &#60;3 Dj</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380160</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Urobourus &#60;3 Dj]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[lol I see an Anon. What a fail.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol I see an Anon. What a fail.</p>
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		<title>By: Mossad</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-380099</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mossad]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380099</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Priests play with altar boys, cops play with jewish boys?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Priests play with altar boys, cops play with jewish boys?</p>
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		<title>By: Storm Fire</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379927</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Storm Fire]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379927</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That kid with a hat is a boy, not a &lt;b&gt;girl&lt;/b&gt;. stil...
Police UBER FAIL FOR POKING HE&#039;S ASS!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That kid with a hat is a boy, not a <b>girl</b>. stil&#8230;<br />
Police UBER FAIL FOR POKING HE&#8217;S ASS!!</p>
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		<title>By: Whir</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379848</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whir]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379848</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*chortle*
I approve of this origin story.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*chortle*<br />
I approve of this origin story.</p>
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		<title>By: jonny</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379838</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jonny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He&#039;s just seeing the young scamp along. TO THE BUSHES BEHIND HIS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s just seeing the young scamp along. TO THE BUSHES BEHIND HIS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: headdesk</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379607</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[headdesk]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379607</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re really Gary Busey, aren&#039;t you?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re really Gary Busey, aren&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: Prom</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379588</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Prom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379588</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Never argue with an idiot because they&#039;ll never know when they&#039;ve lost.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never argue with an idiot because they&#8217;ll never know when they&#8217;ve lost.</p>
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		<title>By: Sproing</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379584</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sproing]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379584</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nobody with an IQ over 40 can.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody with an IQ over 40 can.</p>
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		<title>By: foop</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379582</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[foop]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gosh, I love this place.
The humo(u)r is beyond compare.
Perhaps beyond me.

*shy squeezes for making my days!* (quite often, actually) ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gosh, I love this place.<br />
The humo(u)r is beyond compare.<br />
Perhaps beyond me.</p>
<p>*shy squeezes for making my days!* (quite often, actually) <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: foop</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-379581</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[foop]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow to Jam (and Sam)
To both I say this, indeed.
If it&#039;s cool, haiku.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow to Jam (and Sam)<br />
To both I say this, indeed.<br />
If it&#8217;s cool, haiku.</p>
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