Comments on: Crossing Guard Fail http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:16:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Hakencat http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-813730 Hakencat Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:37:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-813730 butt grazing lol what a loli butt grazing

lol what a loli

]]> By: Hakencat http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-813729 Hakencat Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:32:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-813729 and churchill said (i dont remember exactly, but this is the best guess)"there are only 2 things I'm sure of-evolution and stupidity. no, just stupidity. and churchill said (i dont remember exactly, but this is the best guess)”there are only 2 things I’m sure of-evolution and stupidity. no, just stupidity.

]]> By: Hakencat http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-813728 Hakencat Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:30:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-813728 hating someone for their race/culture/religion is racist. joking about it isn't exactly racist. hating someone for their race/culture/religion is racist. joking about it isn’t exactly racist.

]]> By: Kyngknutt http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-809733 Kyngknutt Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:39:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-809733 Wait, where is the little girl's hand? that can't be her hand in the picture, her arm would be too long... Wait, where is the little girl’s hand? that can’t be her hand in the picture, her arm would be too long…

]]> By: Gopniki http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-782100 Gopniki Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:23:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-782100 hehehe hehehe

]]> By: tony jones http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-720109 tony jones Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:26:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-720109 if you look closely, he's actually hold the little girls hand, but he does look kind of fruity no matter what the picture says lol if you look closely, he’s actually hold the little girls hand, but he does look kind of fruity no matter what the picture says lol

]]> By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-622264 Interneta pieslēgums Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:07:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-622264 N1 :DDD N1 :D DD

]]> By: FredBurroughs http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-594893 FredBurroughs Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:42:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-594893 Should have known that "crossing guard" was a priest in disguise. The Stigmata should have been a dead give away. Should have known that “crossing guard” was a priest in disguise. The Stigmata should have been a dead give away.

]]> By: mark's wife http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-466029 mark's wife Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:10:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-466029 thats wrong. soo wrong. thats wrong. soo wrong.

]]> By: The Lightning Stalker http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-459754 The Lightning Stalker Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:18:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-459754 Pedophile + Sodomite = DOUBLE FAIL Pedophile + Sodomite = DOUBLE FAIL

]]> By: anonymous http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-434397 anonymous Sun, 24 May 2009 00:14:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-434397 lol!!! lol!!!

]]> By: thephantombloggerstrikes http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-423993 thephantombloggerstrikes Sun, 17 May 2009 05:12:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-423993 Maybe the kid had a doughnut in his back pocket? I'm just saying. #33 Maybe the kid had a doughnut in his back pocket? I’m just saying.

#33

]]> By: Mjtime http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-413278 Mjtime Sun, 10 May 2009 19:26:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-413278 It's Steve Martin! It’s Steve Martin!

]]> By: amadcow2 http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-397317 amadcow2 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:28:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-397317 Young Boy: Excuse me officer, but why is your uniform made of rubber and your badge look like a smiley face? 'Crossing Guard': Now move along little Chris Hansen. Here, let me help you. Young Boy: Excuse me officer, but why is your uniform made of rubber and your badge look like a smiley face?

‘Crossing Guard’: Now move along little Chris Hansen. Here, let me help you.

]]> By: Jasper http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-390496 Jasper Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:48:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-390496 God! Michael Jackson even works as a cross guard to make money now! God! Michael Jackson even works as a cross guard to make money now!

]]> By: walterreally http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-390480 walterreally Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:40:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-390480 Avis and Sparky. You're the biggest pedos on failblog.org. Now run along. Avis and Sparky. You’re the biggest pedos on failblog.org. Now run along.

]]> By: Pablo http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-390305 Pablo Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:50:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-390305 OH AND HE´S JEW!!! OH AND HE´S JEW!!!

]]> By: Storm Fire http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-389087 Storm Fire Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:43:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-389087 shlebep, fail! shlebep, fail!

]]> By: shlebep http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-385970 shlebep Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:51:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-385970 YEA 500th COMMENT YEA 500th COMMENT

]]> By: News!Flash http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-385675 News!Flash Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:16:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-385675 In today's news: Jewish manchild molested at roadcrossing by The Comedian... In today’s news: Jewish manchild molested at roadcrossing by The Comedian…

]]> By: bearycool http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-384103 bearycool Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:18:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-384103 that was the last time when he tried to do that to a adult that was the last time when he tried to do that to a adult

]]> By: Rigel http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-384061 Rigel Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:57:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-384061 Is anyone else alarmed by the fact that this man has a hole in his hand? Is anyone else alarmed by the fact that this man has a hole in his hand?

]]> By: someguy http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-382940 someguy Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:05:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-382940 This was meant to be effed up. It's from coloring book land (google it people). This was meant to be effed up. It’s from coloring book land (google it people).

]]> By: Tre4Matic http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381972 Tre4Matic Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:23:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381972 in these tough economic times, father McCrainy holds a second part time job as a crossing guard... in these tough economic times, father McCrainy holds a second part time job as a crossing guard…

]]> By: tatterdemalion http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381515 tatterdemalion Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:06:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381515 I hate you, Milkman Dan! I hate you, Milkman Dan!

]]> By: katy-did http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381407 katy-did Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:19:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381407 LOL. LOL.

]]> By: bearycool http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381373 bearycool Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:18:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381373 who likes it more the officer or the kid??? who likes it more the officer or the kid???

]]> By: General http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381362 General Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:01:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381362 Major lawlz.. Major lawlz..

]]> By: CommentGenerator5000 http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381322 CommentGenerator5000 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:59:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381322 I agree. I agree.

]]> By: ducksinthewind http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381315 ducksinthewind Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:51:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381315 Gives new meaning to the long arm of the law. were they different pieces of commercial art, regrettably different in scale? Gives new meaning to the long arm of the law.

were they different pieces of commercial art, regrettably different in scale?

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-381257 Anonymous Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:54:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-381257 and gay too ;) and gay too ;)

]]> By: riley http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380971 riley Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:07:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380971 lol the cop has a lollipop in his sleeve, what a pedaphile lol the cop has a lollipop in his sleeve, what a pedaphile

]]> By: Edison T. Allere http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380892 Edison T. Allere Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:26:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380892 Thats one definition of a helping hand... Thats one definition of a helping hand…

]]> By: Murphy http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380589 Murphy Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:30:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380589 looks more like the crossing guard at a Catholic school looks more like the crossing guard at a Catholic school

]]> By: Meg-Meg http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380538 Meg-Meg Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:10:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380538 What's so good about being first? I don't get it. You're probably some fat person, sat at their PC all day, waiting for a picture to come up, just so you can say "first". Go get a life. Maybe if you actually did something other than trolling, you could be #1. But I ver much doubt that's gonna happen in the near future is it? What’s so good about being first? I don’t get it. You’re probably some fat person, sat at their PC all day, waiting for a picture to come up, just so you can say “first”. Go get a life. Maybe if you actually did something other than trolling, you could be #1. But I ver much doubt that’s gonna happen in the near future is it?

]]> By: Kristopher http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380427 Kristopher Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:59:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380427 Ya know, I'll bet he uses the same glove during cavity searches down-town. Ya know, I’ll bet he uses the same glove during cavity searches down-town.

]]> By: XE8) http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380277 XE8) Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:15:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380277 Is this from a "Betsy" book? Argh! Way to corrupt my childhood memories. Is this from a “Betsy” book?

Argh! Way to corrupt my childhood memories.

]]> By: Urobourus <3 Dj http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380160 Urobourus <3 Dj Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:19:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380160 lol I see an Anon. What a fail. lol I see an Anon. What a fail.

]]> By: Mossad http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-380099 Mossad Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:46:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-380099 Priests play with altar boys, cops play with jewish boys? Priests play with altar boys, cops play with jewish boys?

]]> By: Storm Fire http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379927 Storm Fire Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:26:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379927 That kid with a hat is a boy, not a <b>girl</b>. stil... Police UBER FAIL FOR POKING HE'S ASS!! That kid with a hat is a boy, not a girl. stil…
Police UBER FAIL FOR POKING HE’S ASS!!

]]> By: Whir http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379848 Whir Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:42:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379848 *chortle* I approve of this origin story. *chortle*
I approve of this origin story.

]]> By: jonny http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379838 jonny Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:34:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379838 He's just seeing the young scamp along. TO THE BUSHES BEHIND HIS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s just seeing the young scamp along. TO THE BUSHES BEHIND HIS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: headdesk http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379607 headdesk Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:10:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379607 You're really Gary Busey, aren't you? You’re really Gary Busey, aren’t you?

]]> By: Prom http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379588 Prom Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:35:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379588 Never argue with an idiot because they'll never know when they've lost. Never argue with an idiot because they’ll never know when they’ve lost.

]]> By: Sproing http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379584 Sproing Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:53:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379584 Nobody with an IQ over 40 can. Nobody with an IQ over 40 can.

]]> By: foop http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379582 foop Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:32:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379582 Gosh, I love this place. The humo(u)r is beyond compare. Perhaps beyond me. *shy squeezes for making my days!* (quite often, actually) ;) Gosh, I love this place.
The humo(u)r is beyond compare.
Perhaps beyond me.

*shy squeezes for making my days!* (quite often, actually) ;)

]]> By: foop http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379581 foop Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:26:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379581 Wow to Jam (and Sam) To both I say this, indeed. If it's cool, haiku. Wow to Jam (and Sam)
To both I say this, indeed.
If it’s cool, haiku.

]]> By: foop http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379577 foop Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:01:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379577 Oh, but Avis, hermaphrodites were born malformed. Sam, on the other hand . . . oh wait . . . *never mind* Oh, but Avis, hermaphrodites were born malformed. Sam, on the other hand . . . oh wait . . . *never mind*

]]> By: ctate http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379575 ctate Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:54:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379575 I hate you, Milkman Dan. I hate you, Milkman Dan.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/04/19/crossing-guard-fail/#comment-379572 Dragonwriter Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:32:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=16610#comment-379572 ...Literally. …Literally.

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