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Pedo officer.
well, the boy seems to enjoy it
The police badge looks like a smiley.
Or a frog.
Or a sad man with a big nose and a spiny face =]
Erm…
*carefully closes mouth and scootches away*
This cop is gay, he has his hand on the boys butt instead of on the girls. Home Fail!
*thwacks Muckrak3r with shellacked mackerel*
Thanks, Avis. I’ve been tempted to *FOOOOOM!!!* this asshat on more than one occasion.
Happy to oblige!
Avis, where’s my car? You pulling it around front?
Sorry to interject Avis but… *draws dual swords*
CROSS SLASH
Someone shovel these remains away please. I need to clean my blades.
Ya know, I’ll bet he uses the same glove during cavity searches down-town.
So is Muckrak3r officialy a troll?
Don’t encourage him… (by giving him the title).
Wait, where is the little girl’s hand? that can’t be her hand in the picture, her arm would be too long…
Priests play with altar boys, cops play with jewish boys?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It DOES look like a smiley!!!
lol I see an Anon. What a fail.
makes you wonder what he is winding his other hand up for
Is that a hole in his wrist?
Wow, that means:
“Jesus Christ:Paedo Cop” ?
Or St. Francis of Assisi.
Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
He is wearing white gloves, traffic cops used them for directing traffic- bright white gloves to attract motorists attention and direct them. They had a little button at the wrist and a circular gap just above the button.
BTW… it’s a sad sad sad commentary that people see this and they head straight for the gutter.
Actually we’re about to hit the curb, the gutter just happens to be right there . .
I second your motion…
“it’s a sad sad sad commentary that people see this and they head straight for the gutter.”
Sir or madam I second your observation.
…Literally.
I resent that. I’ll have you know that I was in the gutter long before this fail was posted. So there!
I agree.
Grab the girls’ ass, definitely maybe.
Look I have nothing up my sleeve, slips potato into unsuspecting child.
EEEWWWWW!!!!
That’s just disturbing.
Why, Emperor, why?
Calling it as I see it, and was a bit angry, Home Depot customers are retarded. I’m bringing a cart to replace the propane on the gas forklift. A customer asks am I using the cart. I politely tell him yes, and then he proceeds to ask me where can he get a cart. WE are outside in the parking lot, Right beside the cart vestibule. I politely point it out to him. I would have liked to sarcastically asked him, “When you go shopping at Fortinos, where are the carts? When you go shopping at Walmart, where are the carts? When you go shopping anywhere where do you get the dang carts sir?” Then follow it with have a good F***ing day!”
Knowing I’d get the same response to them all, outside in the cart corral. Man just makes my blood boil at the lack of common sense out there. I’m sorry I took it out in these two comments.
*blinks*
Ummm.. would you like a drink? Or maybe a valium?
I think I need to donate about half of my blood, and go to a diabetes clinic and replace it with untainted blood, people with those types of question make me re-question the immorality of euthanasia. (I have no real position on it, so no judgments please.)
My dad would, on occasion, suggest retroactive birth control for some twit.
Does he take requests, as I would like to take out an application for a person that is in desperate need of that process.
or both?
Both please, can they be taken in conjunction?
*hands over the valium and a shot of whiskey*
*stacks pillow around to catch his inevitable fall*
Must be a big pillow if you can stack just one around…
*sigh*
*finds bukkit*
*KERPLORTCH*
*passes out before drinking shot or using valium*
*wakes up*
Frustration just became too much
*crushes up valium and drinks shot*
Back to sleep for me.
Um...Sir? Where are the carts?*descends into nuclear bunker*
*****BOOOOOOM*************
Sorry I just exploded from anger, did I hurt anyone?
Ah… sweet oblivion.
Wake me up when it’s friday night again.
Wait… isnt that normal? Holy crap!
so whats the fail, The fact that he is a pedo and grabbin the boys ass, or is it that the damn cop was crucified???? religious fail!
The fail is the complete lack of respect for the English language in your comment.
and gay too
in these tough economic times, father McCrainy holds a second part time job as a crossing guard…
The kids a JEW!!!!!!!
Your point being?
There’s no Joy in Mudville tonight…
…but I’d be more than happy to toss him in if you’d like.
JthW gets no props for being intolerant.
*throws beanie bags at JthW*
Wait….there was no insult attached to that, why are you getting defensive/protective about that? Chill, no one is starting up Nazism again. It’s just a joke, every race/culture/person is made fun of at one point or another, to say that one of those groups is not fair game like any of the other ones is true racism and false-supremacy.
It was once common for boys attending school to wear beanies. Automatically equating Jews with this kind of headgear is a fail. There was no joke.
Also, JasonK was not getting defensive. He was just questioning the point of Joy’s statement.
Also, making fun of anyone based on their race/culture/person is racism.
As far as that goes, making fun of anyone based on anything physical is pretty much like shooting fish in a barrel.
Well, only if you know a LOT of ugly people, I suppose…
hating someone for their race/culture/religion is racist. joking about it isn’t exactly racist.
The Kids Are Alright.
Eminence Front.
Quadrophenia.
It’s a put on!
It’s a put on.
YES! HEIL!
HEIL, my ass.
That sounds kinky.
*checks ass’ sound for kinkiness*
Indeed it DOES sound kinky.
He has the Jew Coaster on.
so what?
It could also be a beanie. The were quite popular for boys once upon a time. And no, I did not wear one.
Sorry old bean.^^^
I’m glad somebody was able to bear me out.
Quite the handy man.
Y’know, some times the little Jewish boys just need a little pat on the ass.
And sometimes the vicars just need a potato up there.
You mean a potato hat?
If that’s what you want to call a suppository, then yes.
Is there a way to unsee this?
Yes, but you’ll have to wear diapers afterwards.
Will I still be able to feel the steely pat of Officer Jim?
I’m don’t think so…
Nice to meet you, “don’t think so”. Is that your first name or surname?
Surname and that’s Mr. don’t think so, to you!
Aren’t you a city with a tower?
First, middle and last?? crazy names are going around these days
total arse graze… haha
Said the #1 idiot troll.
If you want to be #1, PISS OFF!
A wise man once said “You can’t reason with stupidity”.
Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is terminal.
I guess the meds aren’t doing any good, are they?
Noop. There’s no hope for this one.
As Einstein said: “Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
and churchill said (i dont remember exactly, but this is the best guess)”there are only 2 things I’m sure of-evolution and stupidity. no, just stupidity.
There is no reason to argue with an idiot. Best case scenario: You won an argument with an idiot.
Yah…not much to brag about, is it?
I’m not sure it is even possible to have an argument with this one.
Is it possible to have an argument with a brick wall?
I think this troll emigrated from Legoland.
I object! Those little plastic guys have personality.
You’re right! This one doesn’t connect well with others.
“Never argue with an idiot. You will be brought down to their level and beaten with experience”-your mom
Arguing with yourself again?
Figures.
37% of all people argue with themselves.
The other 67% are afraid of conflict and just stay away from themselves.
And the other 57% are still working on their math skills.Hmm…your figures argue with each other.
Damn! I’m just too slow today!
Can't beat a ninja.Never argue with an idiot because they’ll never know when they’ve lost.
I’d like to have an argument, please!
(Oh, and *SMOOCH!* I’m getting ready to go out, but you’ll
)
hear from me later today.
Okay…
*SMOOOCH!*
No you don’t.
I stand ready!
I’m back!
And that’s not an argument, that’s merely a contradiction.
No it isn’t.
Yes it is, you are only negating everything I say.
Sorry, I can’t argue with you anymore.
But I payed for a 5 minute argument!
Then pay up! This argument lasted 21 minutes!I am not going to argue with you until you pay for another 5 minutes.
Fine, Fine.
*puts £5.00 note on table*
*waits patiently for money to be pocketed*
Well?
That's not being patient, now is it?No it isn’t.
HAH! I started the argument.
*smug smile*
No you didn’t.
No you didn’t.
Lol.
Dragon, great mind, I don’t compare, so that mind belong to you.
*bukkit* and proof.
S’okay…I’ve been lagging a little all day today. This one’s all yours.
I don’t think it is. An argument implies a certain level of coherence between all parties. Sam’s not really there.
I’m not sure it could pass a Turing test!
Well, that makes 2 of us.
Insight is the first step to improvement
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Um, actually, I was first in the comments on Failblog once.
And many times on Engrishfunny, and almost first on graphjam.
Never on ICHC. I can’t take grammar like that.
Nobody with an IQ over 40 can.
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand gernades
Don’t forget nuclear weapons.
I think its funny/sad that people get so upset over a comment board that they have to REPORT people that make them upset. Its like 2nd grade all over again! Get a life people.
Ironically, it was a troll who made the comment you’re replying too. Score one for you, eh?
Aww, you fixed your name. I liked the 'Just Plain Sexy'.Thanks, but that was just for the thread waaaaaaaaaay down there.
And for another comment where you forgot to change it...aye
Stupid pics+bad one liners+unfunny people+immaturity+immense gayness=FAILBLOG!
Oh, Sparky! We’ve got some new ones to add to your name!
*is incredibly amused that “immaturity” is followed immediately by “immense gayness”*
Just seems…. funny.
Ah…envy and jealousy is such an ugly thing.
I know what you are going for Avis, but why go on fail blog when there are lots of better things to do with your life?
Why don’t you follow your own advice?
But, nonetheless I have some class and i apologize for being pessimist even though from this day I will begin to spam the crap out of fail blog.
You are a great big ball of contradiction aren’t you?
I do have a life but i, sadly have nothing to do for a while before the game so I thought pissing people off seems a most fitting hobby on account of I am good at it.
Oh great, just when we thought we heard the last of those prepubescent nitwits, here’s another one who think’s he’s really funny.
contradiction and hipocrisy are my specialities
That’s not really something to be proud of.
And it would take a lot more than his feeble antics to generate anything resembling anger here. Nice try.
Spamming starting now:LONDON (AFP) – The father of “Slumdog Millionaire” child actress Rubina Ali tried to sell his nine-year-old daughter for adoption in a bid to escape the Mumbai slums, a British newspaper said Sunday.
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News of the World alleged that Rafiq Qureshi wanted 20 million rupees (400,000 dollars, 310,000 euros) for the girl, who played the young Latika in the British hit film set in India.
“Slumdog Millionaire”, a rags-to-riches tale of children from the slums of Mumbai, won eight Oscars in February, including the best picture Academy Award.
News of the World said its reporters posed as a wealthy family from Dubai, employing its regular “fake sheikh” sting tactic.
The weekly tabloid said a Mumbai informant told them that Qureshi was touting for the highest offer, having already been approached by a Middle Eastern family.
The newspaper published pictures of the actress, her father and uncle posing with their undercover reporter, plus video clips of Qureshi and his brother-in-law during their meeting last week.
“Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future,” Qureshi was quoted as saying.
He put the reporter in touch with his brother-in-law Rajan More.
“We are interested in securing our girl’s future,” the star’s uncle was quoted as saying.
“If you wanted to adopt we could discuss this, but her parents would also expect some proper compensation in return.
“Whatever money is agreed by Rajan, I will accept.
“We can discuss everything about this deal when we meet. There’s a lot of interest in Rubina.”
Qureshi, Ali, More and some other relatives met the British reporters in a Mumbai hotel, the newspaper said.
“We need two or three months,” Qureshi allegedly said. More added: “Until then we can negotiate the amount. We’ll come to Dubai, the girl will come and go.”
“It’s 20 million rupees,” the uncle was quoted as saying.
“This discussion will not go beyond the three of us.”
Qureshi proudly carried Ali through the Mumbai slums in February after she returned from the Oscar glory of Hollywood.
How…. mature.
It just means that you can say one thing and do another and oddly enough people still listen to me.
So, Avis, how is your day so far?
Hey everyone! since Billy likes games, let’s play “Ignore the Troll!”
Hey everyone, since Billy likes games, let’s all play “Ignore the Troll!”
BFF, oh fine. I have a new recipe up, if you’re interested.
Er, thanks. I quite like what RushFan is suggesting. What do you think?
I thought we had already started?
Yes, but my computer freaked out on me, so it didn’t show up until you had already begun. Well done!
Have we? Who’s keeping score?
I am!
We’re up eighty bajillion points!
Also we have a multiplier streak going to boot.
*performs triple frontflip out of passing airplane, all while filling billnyedoesyourmom now lifeless body with deadly shuriken*
Now it'll be easy to ignore him!*disappears into the night*
i still believe Fail blog is for middle aged people replying to stupid pics and each other’s loser comment
And how old are you?Don’t bother I won’t tell you Blog. If you want to know you are going to have to ask for my id?
someone in this thread does not truly exist… so stop validating him if you can
Trolling is gods gift to the internet. I like to post “First” just for the sole purpose of watching you retards have a panic attack! Endless hours of easy fun.
Hmm…”contempt” isn’t the same thing as “panic”.
Might want to check your dicitionary.
A contempt attack, I like it.He’s not gonna get that one.
Everyone else will though.
(That was sorta the point…)
I thought it was shear genius.
It certainly was a cut above the rest!
Thanks! I thought I’d just take a stab at it.
i though it was really gay
Well Dragon, you wit is honed to razor sharpness!
*…At the risk of slang, *
It is hard to resist when Dragon is laying the cut.
What’s so good about being first? I don’t get it. You’re probably some fat person, sat at their PC all day, waiting for a picture to come up, just so you can say “first”. Go get a life. Maybe if you actually did something other than trolling, you could be #1. But I ver much doubt that’s gonna happen in the near future is it?
And here we are at a crossroad. We have two options in replying to the troll:
1) WHAAAAT I can’t hear you, IM HAVING LOUD SEX WITH UR MOM
And then it all rolls like a ball, the troll comes back to flame more, you get flamed from others, and a forum brawl is at stake. Result? Nobody likes it. Even the troll.
2) Don’t reply.
The troll seeks for attention, but does not get it. Watch how dissapointed he gets when he sees that no one has replied to his idiotic comment. He then realizes he is alone and not wanted.
Perhaps we should move on with the second one, from now on.
I believe that that is what the Obama administration is doing with the open White House discussion board thingamajig. Sounds like a plan.
I agree with Sam. 99% of people on here fail at humor.
Bad, bad decision.*starts deciding Sheeple’s method of execution*
Hmm… That might have been true a few days ago, but Failblog kicked most of the trolls off, so now it looks like just Sheeple and Sam…
That’s more than half the stupidity!
90%?
Dragon, clickie…
the Trolls have gone farther than we thought…
This frightens me.
Especially me, as I’m studying to be a programmer.
Oh. My. Gawd.
I don’t know why I’m surprised, though…they ARE translating the bible into lolspeak, after all.
You have GOT to be kidding me…
I intend to inflict that little piece of horror on my family when it’s completed.
Watch out for lightning…
lt thr b lite cuz i cnt rd teh bbl in HET dk.
*smacks self upside the head*
Close one!
I’m serious. There’s a link on the ICHC site…you can go see for yourself.
Good Lord, can you imagine?
“And the Son of Ceiling Cat sez, ‘I’m in ur weddins, turnin watturs to wines.’”
What type of programmer, I myself am studying to be a video game and computer programmer, the video game course implies all the teachings of the computer course with alot extra.
just computer. If I mixed play with work I’d never get anything done.
Getting stuff done is overrated anyway.
By the way, Is your clickie about you? If so, I am impressed and amazed. Etcetera.
Who’s clickie?
I’m feeling rebellious today. Therefore, I say clickie instead of clicky.
Apparently I need the bukkit.
Where did I put it last?
*looks for bukkit*
Never mind, I followed the nest. Isn’t Dragon cool? I wish I had had a teacher like her when I was in school. I would probably punctuate better.
Tanks.
Well, it’s true!
I concur.
Well, thank you! I needed a little boost today!
*squeeze*
Can I add, that I would be a heck of a lot better at logic, just by having took part in conversations with you Dragon, you do have that effect, as well I would be more cultured, having lear”ned” more about Shakespeare. I am very angry with how I entered Failblog, made a complete asshat of myself in thinking it was so simple to be one of the regulars.
I’d like to submit another apology for my brutal, baseless and useless attacks on all of you.
*accepts apology*
That was very gracious, Emp. I appreciate those things that you said.
Like I said before I’d like to aspire to become as professional as you are in your field but in my respective field. That way, when I present an idea, it is very important to listen.
i think i would to also learn gooder grammar and word usage and things like that including capitalization which i was never very good at to begin with but i think i can do more well?
Sorry, Dragon – I couldn’t resist! 
*THWACKS!!*
Usually I don’t gratify people when they are asking for it that much, but…I couldn’t resist, either.
It’s OK – now we’re both satisfied.
RF, I think you may have confused the blog with your avatar. The 32×32 version is an impossible triangle but the 16×16 one is an impossible cube.
I thought it was just my computer, but I’m at my mothers today and I see both avatars as well. I’m a bit curious as to just HOW you did that.
I know, and it was opposite yesterday. I think two paradoxes (Did I spell that right?) is too much.
wait til you see my next installment – the impossible dodecahedron!
Failblog doesnt kick trolls off. They couldnt care less that you losers have a panic attack when someone makes fun of your sorry attempts at humor.
As a matter of fact, yes Failblog DOES kick trolls off. Just so you know.
My attempts at humor never apologize.
and yet……. here you are
woah second.
dirty pic yo
or 7th . big deal haha
Your computer’s slow yo.
that’s wigidywigidy whack
?!
Fo shizz, my nizz!
FIRST!!!
Great job, you failed!
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He was just giving the boy a “Passover”
He has no teeth! weird.
Plus, everything is black and white.
Are you sure it wasn’t all brainy, evil, and black and white?
Just plain wrong.
OMG… The boy likes it!!!!
“Hey Mikey!!”
Ha ha ha ha badAss!
Pedo officer!
Next step, strip search!
ok your comment on this was funny, the strip search part was hilarious, but still it is kinda wrong don’t you think? P.S. I’m not trying to be rude.
P.S. You can quit being stiff now. We don’t shoot.
We don’t? Then what am I going to do with this?
*throws shotgun and SMG away*
We can still stab and kick, right?
Actually, I shoot trolls.
Good. Then I get to shoot the zombies and the leprechauns. Agreed?
Deal, but since you get 2, I get to shoot the orcs.
I shoot horses. (Don’t I?)
This is a Cop win.
Pedo.
RUN KIDS IT’S MICHEAL JACKSON!!!
And he rapes your ass.
You’re really Gary Busey, aren’t you?
I wouldn’t trust a crossing guard wearing a smiley-face badge.
…nor one that has a hole in his left palm.
Or one that has something like a ripped white flag on his uniform.
…no one that has no legs.
^nor^
No one has legs…
I have no legs
I haven’t got a leg to stand on.
Are you that girl in the picture?
He has stigmata! Clearly, you can trust him.
Yeah, it’s the hole in his hand that worries me (along with what he’s doing, of course)
I have a stigmata too, but my glasses correct it.
*snork*
sick
Looks like a wedgie to me!
that girl has a traffic light on her head!!!
Doesn’t everyone? I sure do.
That’s because you’re an attention whore.
Must make playing “Red Light, Green Light” a lot easier!
It does. The problem is when people come along and try to push the button to make the light change and…oh, no wait…that’s the part I DO like!
*pushes Sparky’s buttons*
*stands back from the power surge*
(I need the juice to get all those candles lit, Jam…!)
Hehe… My cake can light up a stadium.
I’ll have the fire extinguisher ready!
Wait…crap. I think someone sold it.
Then I’ll pull the fire alarm, and….damn! My wrist is locked in it now!
I’ll get you out, Sparky! Let me just break this glass to set off the fire alarm…CRAP! The little hammer is inside the glass!
It’s hopeless, Dragonwriter! Go, save yourself!
Well, don’t call the fire department – all they do is sit around in their barcaloungers.
…eating pooptarts.
You’re amazingly stupid, too!
Sam’s Report Card
Humo(u)r 101 = F-
Sarcasm 101 = F-
Irony 101 = F-
Trolling = D+
You improved at:
Being a douche= A-
Trolling=C-
You declined in:
Being smart=Z-
I’m giving you the worst grade in the world: A – -!!!!
2 problems with that: It’s 1:39, and I’m not a kid.
Oh, and BTW, it was a reference to an episode of Futurama.
Shut the fail up.
…Brought to you buy the Department of Redundancy Department.
Sam, you should be telling that to yourself.
Why don’t you two get a room? This much bickering is a sure sign of repressed sexual feeling.
…or nascent sexual feeling.
*SNORKROFFLE!*
I’ll get a room, as long as Sam’s not in it!
Dragon! ^^
Hey! That’s my prepared comment! (Dep’t of Rendunancy…)
Well, in where I live, it’s 1:42.
You mean there’s more than 1 time zone?? Whoa…this changes everything!
I think there’s 10000000000 time zones
Only if you do it first!
You now suffer from severe Beatenwithboardswithnailsinthemitis.
A “Z” with a line after it. Makes perfect sense.
That’d be “what”. Meaning you’re the only one so far. But it’s early; I’m sure there’ll be more.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall..
Now, everyone, don’t forget Sam is a DOCTOR OF SCIENCE! We shouldn’t be arguing with someone of that caliber, oh no.
Sam, I doubt your hypothesis!
Me too. By the way, what AREA of science, eh?
When did Sam start talking to him/herself?Itself. Trolls are androgynous, I learned yesterday.
Oh, really. I wasn't here yesterday, had my high school prom!Junior or Senior?
I’m a junior.
That’s cool. I ask because I got engaged at my senior prom.
Awesome, that had to have been one of your best days ever.Oh yeah. I asked her over dinner, then had the DJ announce it and we even got our own spotlight dance after the king and queen!
I have to ask, how did the prom queen react to being so soundly one-upped?
She was a pretty close freind, so she was happy for us… at least that’s what she said!
Seal the exits and start fires?
I’ll Carrie in the bukkit of blood.
Not so much androgynous as hermaphroditic.
Oh, but Avis, hermaphrodites were born malformed. Sam, on the other hand . . . oh wait . . . *never mind*
*quickly dons on a heatproof suit*
Only someone incapable of learning would find no use for a professor.
Aww….*hugs my most Admirable Admiral and Jam*
This guy isn’t worth getting all het up over. I find it absolutely hilarious that he thinks any insult he can throw at me will have any effect whatsoever.
Het? This shall be my new word of choice. I love it!
who says he’s jewish? maybe he’s demented and likes wearing cones on his head…
That’s no cone! That’s a sphere segment!
(cue laugh track)
(sarcasm)hahaha (/sarcasm)
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
*facepalm*
There, there…
*pat pat pat*
Waaaaiiittt… How would you know what I said if I’m watching this on TV?
Speak for yourself.
Is this where the term “cop a feel” comes from?
*chortle*
I approve of this origin story.
LOL.
Every Jewish Boys worst nightmare!
This reminds me “the chosen”
You accidenty the of!
Major lawlz..
Some lines you do not cross…
except with the aid of a crossing guard.
wiener inspector eh?
Seems like a “win” to me
Oh gawd, I hope Arthur doesn’t see this…
*braces self for FOOOOM!!!ing*
Nesting fail?
Nope. Arthur has a tendency to self-destruct when confronted by repetitious inane comments like “win”. We keep a crash cart handy.
I never knew that. I suppose he almost has a heart attack if there are multiple firsters on a page?
Why do you think he broke down and began arguing with himself on the Inflatable Fail?
The inflate-o-trolls couldn't have been good for his health then.Uh-oh… another double comment…
*shakes fist*
*Shakes hand*
How do you do?
*hesitantly shakes*
I...I'm fine. Um, you?Peachy!
The 50s were such an innocent time… or at least I hope they were otherwise this would be an even bigger fail.
Perhaps this is a result of repressed sexuality…..
I mean 50s and 60s were polar opposites.
We just gotta get our kink on at times.
Don’t be telling his boss.
BREAKING NEWS: JG BALLARD HAS DIED, AGED 78.
WHO?
Are you serious? He is the internationally famous authour of the Empire of the Sun, and many other books.
Sorry!
No, I should apologise. If I sounded like a pompous ass there, please say. I’m suffering from foot-in-mouth.
Ok, I’ll tell you when you do!
That made me roffle. I believe I’ve had that for years now, just never knew what to call it!
For confirmation, clickie.
ah ha your the child raper
pedobear
Get the Sexual Harassment Panda!!!!
Woah. Lol
Wow. rofl
Antidisestablishmentariansm.
Waffles. Now.
Topples? How?
Hopples. Yow!
I like waffles. They soak up SO much butter and syrup! A couple eggs over-easy and I’m good to go (to sleep).
isnt this from coloring book land?
Oficcer Dibble has a crush on jew kids… DOUBLE FA1L!!!!
the little boy looks happy
that wasn’t kosher with the jewish boy. FAIL!!
Judging by the look on his face...or wants to crush them in a meat grinder!
He’s just making sure they’re not trespassing.
FailBlog Haiku test:
Can you write a better poem
than I have just made?
Curvaceousnesses:
Revolutionarily
Callipygian
Ha, ha, ha,…etc.
I had to look that up!
Maybe I’m missing the cadence of the second line – I come with nine.
Made me laugh, though. ROFL!
Rev-o-lu-tion-ar-i-ly.
Seven.
And thanks! I’m a big fan of the three-word haiku.
Unintelligent,
Pseudointellectual
Impersonators
won’t get them, though.
I don’t understand
This word Haiku that you say
Should I Google now?
Time to cross the street.
Smile or he will kill you.
One day cop, one day…
5-6-5?
Merde.
Wow to Jam (and Sam)
To both I say this, indeed.
If it’s cool, haiku.
Bravo!
You’re right, me stupid. Is there some contest for the three-word Haikus? Those are GREAT! (That’s only the 2nd one I’ve done…)
(Haiku, a Japanese form of poetry consisting of 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables.)
Hee…! Thanks. I don’t know if there are any contests…my friends and I just started making them up as an intellectual exercise.
And yeah…I know. You don’t have to say it. I’m a dork. But I embrace my dorkitude!
Dork, HELL! Those were brilliant. Do you have a collection?
Do share!
(BTW, MINE had self reference….
)
Dragon, you have an amazing ability to come up with great phrases… Intellectual Excercise… I love it!
Hee! Words are my life, after all.
And Neener—you think that “curvaceousnesses” wasn’t referring to my own badass self??
Duh.
OOOOOOHHHH!!! I missed that!!!! Good one!!
Meaning that I did miss the curvy and you being self referencial – just to make no mistake. You are better than I. Dammit.
As for my job…
Postmodernism:
Epistemological
Lexicography!
Cannot begin to:
touch that with a ten foot pole,
‘for love nor money
Vocabulary
Constitutionalizes
Creativity
Very nice!
Antagonistic
Megalomaniacal
Predisposition.
You are droll.
Now I will have to find my own 3 word thingy.
I thought that made for a greater literary prize, but maybe not. And I’m having trouble seeing how to incorparate self-referencing into 3 words, but I’d bet Dragon can!
Dorky? Absolutely not!
Nerdy? Geeky? Possibly.
Definitely. Maybe.
Have you played outside lately? Soccer? Baseball? Canasta?
Gosh, I love this place.
The humo(u)r is beyond compare.
Perhaps beyond me.
*shy squeezes for making my days!* (quite often, actually)
I hope I see Venus and the moon tonight.
*moons the Admiral*
Oh wait…not exactly what you meant, was it?
Hey Dragon, see above comments!
But why not…?
It might be haiku
But I think the second line
Has eight syllables
Don’t force it. I’m still wondering if “poem” is one or two…
Aren’t police suppose to stop people from doing that?
This works just a little better.
FailBlog Haiku test:
Can you write a better poem
than I have made here?
It is both and externally and internally referencing work.
It first references it’s external host, FailBlog, and then references some Haiku that was made a couple days back and proposes a test.
On the second line is the query, which stands on it’s own, but is related to the third line, which asks back against the second line.
Furthermore, the first line reference is to a Haiku, of which the whole poem is.
The last edit (above) helps wrap the last word to the first, referring to FailBlog once again.
See above^^
I found this for you
I believe it is a squeeze
Have it with my love
Oo! A squeeze for me!
*SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE!*
I love my Moomin.
That’s not fair. I made mine up by myself! clickie, go down about 4
I HOPE you are kidding, Neener. Even in jest, that’s not a polite accusation to imply.
May 4th, 2005. Not her name.
There are lists of five and seven syllable words out there. My friends and I used them…I’m sure we weren’t the only ones to frequent the sites.
Fair enough. I was wondering just about that very thing. Perhaps someone has a Haiku Generator.
My friend actually posted a bunch of the ones we did on his blog…it’s possible someone found them and tinkered with them.
That’s more likely that you passing something you found on the Internet as your own. That so pissed me off. You deserve an apology.
*tries to imagine Dragon plagiarizing anything*
*fails*
My shifty eyes and penchant for lying must have given him the impression that I’m a cheater.
I apologize. See below.
Actually, this harkens back to the time when I had access to a nice MIDI
studio and decided to make the ultimate bass line. It was perfect!
It had motion, it had chord progressions, it had power!
After 7 hours, it was “Hotel California”.
Blame me if you want. I was so intrigued by the 3 word Haiku that I did a
search…
Same words, different order.
One of the words was different. You could have pointed out a similar haiku without making the accusation of plagiarism. Dragon is a creative writer for gawds sake…and a professor! She’s knows the value of one’s intellectual output.
Dammit! Just watched the whereinthehellismatt.com. tears again. Just like with susan boyle.
In case my previous post never clears the FB filter (and a better, more complete reference anyway):
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For those of you who like Haiku poetry and are computer geeks:
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Google computer error haiku.
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PS Engrish site tells you “Your comment is awaiting moderation” when your post is being considered for posting. A nice feature that apparently we don’t have here.
Nice!
Let’s do more Haiku.
It is fun for me and you.
When we do Haiku!
OK, punctuation was wrong:
Let’s do more Haiku.
It is fun for me and you,
when we do Haiku!
Furuikeya
Kawazu tobikomu
Mizuno oto
Matsuo Bashou
yoW
I like the girl’s traffic light hat to show her availability.
She would fit right in at Marie-Antoinette’s court.
You can’t fool me, they never had traffic lights in them days.
Must have been a real bith to ride the périphérique.
Don’t drink and post.
Don’t drink and post.
Don’t drink and post.
*dons cop uniform*
*crosses street*
*SQUEEZES the Moomin*
Woohoohoooooooo!
*skedaddles*
Dons, oh crap I owe them a favo(u)r. *runs and hides*
Moomin !! Let me squeez you !!
*tries to get your hat*
*holds on to hat*
*gently squeezes*
*flees*
*SQUEEZE*
Magic pattern-always-aligned clothes win.
They must use the same store as Stan the used-boat salesman.
Or that guy from the TV show on Bugs Bunny.
the pedo officer looks like a giant too
jew boy
Idiot.
Officer Badtouch! Nooooooooooo!
The cop just put on his rubber glove to start a prostate examination on the boy.
See how is hand is poised high for better acceleration before penetration?
He’s using his other hand to aim. And loosen the boy up.
Just waiting for the lights to change so he can go full-speed ahead in-rectum
Ouch, that was gross..
It’s Milkman Dan!!!!!!!
Well theres the problem, the stop light isn’t working.
Youtube mitch and reeves
Lol youtube mitch and reeves
thats where my daddy touches me
lol mitch and reeves on utube
Is this where the saying “cop a feel” came from?
Haha, this makes me think of male athletes. You know how after a goal, home run, or touchdown they always smack their teammates butt.
um…the hat the boy has in isnt the Jewish thing…back when this was done kids wore beanies. Like the kid in the little rascals. Back when priests could rape kids in peace and quiet cause no one believed they would do that.
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
He’s just seeing the young scamp along. TO THE BUSHES BEHIND HIS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That kid with a hat is a boy, not a girl. stil…
Police UBER FAIL FOR POKING HE’S ASS!!
Is this from a “Betsy” book?
Argh! Way to corrupt my childhood memories.
looks more like the crossing guard at a Catholic school
Thats one definition of a helping hand…
lol the cop has a lollipop in his sleeve, what a pedaphile
Gives new meaning to the long arm of the law.
were they different pieces of commercial art, regrettably different in scale?
who likes it more the officer or the kid???
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
This was meant to be effed up. It’s from coloring book land (google it people).
Is anyone else alarmed by the fact that this man has a hole in his hand?
that was the last time when he tried to do that to a adult
In today’s news: Jewish manchild molested at roadcrossing by The Comedian…
YEA 500th COMMENT
shlebep, fail!
OH AND HE´S JEW!!!
Avis and Sparky. You’re the biggest pedos on failblog.org. Now run along.
God! Michael Jackson even works as a cross guard to make money now!
Young Boy: Excuse me officer, but why is your uniform made of rubber and your badge look like a smiley face?
‘Crossing Guard’: Now move along little Chris Hansen. Here, let me help you.
It’s Steve Martin!
Maybe the kid had a doughnut in his back pocket? I’m just saying.
#33
lol!!!
Pedophile + Sodomite = DOUBLE FAIL
thats wrong. soo wrong.
Should have known that “crossing guard” was a priest in disguise. The Stigmata should have been a dead give away.
N1
DD
if you look closely, he’s actually hold the little girls hand, but he does look kind of fruity no matter what the picture says lol
hehehe
butt grazing
lol what a loli