…Cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose
Its complicated, (And yes, there are probably grammar errors in there. I apologise in advance.) so here we go:
Origionally it WAS DUCK tape, because it was used in military vehicles called Ducks for their amphibious properties. Then, after the war, the men in the military went home (It was WWII) and learned that the stuff was good for patching the ducts. The military decided they could make some cash off the stuff, changed the adheisive a little, made it metalic silver instead of army green, and called it DUCT tape.
You will still be able post, but you will not be able to see any new post past 300. So normally people think their post was lost and will repost. However it really does post, you just can’t see it. If you hit show all it will show all post past 300, and all replies. That way you will be able submit your post in the proper spot.
Pass *what* inspection? I haven’t had a vehicle inspected since I moved from California to Oregon 20 years ago… and when I lived there, this would’ve passed ’cause all they “inspected” was your smog-control.
There was a boy who had a dream. When his parents asked him what it was, he said he wanted to be a writer. A good one; one that could make people scream with fury, howl in pain. He wanted to be able to make people cry, and shout, make them worried and scared. He made his dream come true.
.
.
Now he writes error messages for Windows.
We switched security settings, gave people a month to update, and they called in after we flipped the switch. Over 480 clients, each call takes about 30 min to 2 hrs to resolve (depending on their computer expertise level) and only 3 people to handle it all. But on top of that our manager left for the week, so we didn’t have access to resources that only she could get to. Ended up hacking our way through some of it.
You are mistaken good sir. I do not need to love them. I need to strangle them, stab them, flog them, and in the end kick them in the ass for waiting until it was too late.
Aha! And was he also the one that broke the main line to the sprinlker system yesterday? Sneaky, sneaky!
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And thanks for your kinds words yesterday! *squeeze*
Indeed (allegedly) it is, although that wasn’t Microsnort’s intent.
7, from what I’ve heard, should be a big improvement; but then, I heard the same about Vista back in its Longhorn days…
XP is more boring than Vista because it doesn’t have as many issues to deal with.
Myself, I like my computer to be boring; I’m capable of prettying it up my own self, to my own self’s specs.
And that’s all I have to say about that
I have worked with Vista a bit. If you are computer savvy and can turn everything off, and delete a few files and registry entries, it isn’t so bad.
I have been beta testing Windows 7 (the version they had out for people to try) It’s pretty fast and does seem to be an improvement. I also hear that certain versions of Vista are eligible for a free upgrade, but I haven’t been able to substantiate that claim.
see also: DUCK tape, a specific brand of DUCT tape. which velvet already mentioned in a previous post… so…
Bengt fail on post reading. this also gives Velvet a win on obscure reference of the day. if only DUCK tape was more famous outside of the South. This failure could have been avoided.
I’ve seen it, and I’m waaaaaaaay up in the Pacific Northwest.
Let’s see…
*looks at score card*
Bengt FAIL = 1
velvet WIN = 1
Spooky WIN = 1
That seems to be it at this point.
Well, you gotta give the guy props for originality and thinking outside the box. Obviously designed to be a bit longer term than the usual cardboard/platic and duct tape jury rig.
As for passing inspection, why not? It IS a window, after all.
That said, isn’t replacing non-windshield glass fairly cheap? How dirt poor do you have to be to where this seems like a good idea? And who just happens to have a spare window lying around?
Remember Freaky Hershey Guy? Boy did he give me nightmares. I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night just thinking about those bug eyes and chocolate covered face and-
Yes, I understand it’s about $ but how does it work exactly? Don’t the users – us – have to be interested enough to visit the ads? The majority of don’t. So, how do they make money?
I’ve decided to be with Dragon on this one. As long as they stay away from the current posts, might as well let them do their thing. Kiddies these days tend to have a short attention span.
*reference of kiddies does not include any young adult with rational thought…*
I applaud his efforts to inject a little bit of culture into their lives. I don’t think they quite know what to do with it though.
I can’t go back there. They make my head hurt. I am kind of curious where they are, so I can inform the school what lovely, well-spoken students they have. They should be soooooo proud!
I went over this morning to see what the buzz was all about. So glad there are young adults out there like our BFF and hammy, et al., so that we don’t completely lose hope for the future of the human race!
I wish I had a camera to show this. 3 programmers, 2 support people, and a big wig all sitting at their computer ignoring phones to press the red button. Classic.
this is not a fail… it is a window.. it was surely cheaper (since he probably had it already) and it’s perfectly removable. at least it looks like. stop putting fails when people are just doing the best they can and it works! he can use his A/C now, without having to pay for his window… geez… i just had a bad day and i’m trolling, but really… it is not a fail.. nevermind to reply, just take into account what i’ve said and see if you can find a better solution whenever you find yourself without a window, without money and want to use your car’s A/C.
FAILPOST.
cheers
(troll vents out of his host after he wrote this message)
looks like something my redneck grandpa would do. always doing crazy, stupid crap normal society wouldn’t even think of doing and thinking it’d pass…like making a fish milkshake. yes, he did that and drank it. i’m surprised he knew how to use the blender tho
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Fortunately I was wisked out of West Virginia before I learned this could be done. Best evidence yet for arguing, “Just because a thing CAN be done, does not mean it should be done.”
Safety glass= good thing. I wouldn’t want to be a paramedic on the scene when this vehicle gets sideswiped and giant slivers of glass go into the back seat passengers. Ouch!!
Well, at least it’s not duck tape.
Nasty!
Tasty!
High Fiber!
High Tech!
High Ness!
More Less!
Loch Ness!
Elliot Ness
Less is More!
me so horny!
This is a window WIN!
Im not sure it’s legal though
Made from only the finest ducks, from Bandai.
…Cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose
Have some lark’s vomit, fluffy?
I can’t believe she made that sound goooooood!
Fluffy can make ANYthing sound goooooooooood!!
Monty Python will never get old.
I met Mr. Palin. He’s getting on a touch.
Hey DrB, did you really meet Michael Palin?
*nods* briefly!
On the other hand, duct tape wouldn’t look quite so messy. Seriously, it’s like they attached it with foam insulation.
Is this Mr. J’s Condoms’ mobile storefront?
Hmm. Perhaps this is the drive-through window.
The owner can even put an air conditioner in that window during the summer.
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_truck_ac.jpg
Guaranteed for 20 years!
Really???? It looks like foam insulation? Nice work detective Rogue 3.
Yeah, I kinda feel stupid. In my defense, I didn’t know insulation could hold something on, so I thought it was some sort of adhesive.
Your pass for the day has been used. Carry on.
They *did* attach it with foam insulation.
that would be exactly what they used to attach it
And before the spelling police show up, I meant the Duck brand. Clickie for the link.
Good thing you did that. I was about to duck roll you.
I knew it!!
*ducts*
*goose*
Wouldn’t that be “geesers”?
Geezer?
Gooses!
.
*pinch*
Ganders!
*winks*
*flies in*
Squeeze!
*flies out*
I think I just got pecked.
Geese won’t nest below this level.
Fleece won’t rest below this bevel.
I’m down with that.
…she said softly…
*builds herself a nice cushioned nest below that level*
Hey velvet, I’ve read (in The Straight Dope, I think) that it was originally called “duck tape,” but people started calling it “duct tape” instead…
Its complicated, (And yes, there are probably grammar errors in there. I apologise in advance.) so here we go:
Origionally it WAS DUCK tape, because it was used in military vehicles called Ducks for their amphibious properties. Then, after the war, the men in the military went home (It was WWII) and learned that the stuff was good for patching the ducts. The military decided they could make some cash off the stuff, changed the adheisive a little, made it metalic silver instead of army green, and called it DUCT tape.
I taste what you are cooking but, now I feel a little down in the mouth.
*gray duck*
Alas, you were already too late…
Id call that a win fir the foam holding it.
I’d rather have duck tape in my opinion it solves anything
Duck tape is for external use only.
So when duct taping someone to a wall, use only external walls?
Only external walls are used.
Not only that, but you have to use the external side.
It’s a bitch in the wintertime, let me tell you.
Gerbil tape is for experimental use only.
He sealed it with big gap filer as well. Is Maaco really that expensive?
Yes, This almost certainly cost him under $10. Maaco, at least $100.
also, first!
well, shit.
You’re naked!!!
so?
How can you be first if you’re replying to someone else’s comment?
Or duck rape.
It’s “duct”. FAIL.
See my above comment for an explanation of sorts on that whole mess
I think that’s a win….actually
Expanding foam! Good Call! Contrasts well with the wood.
this is a definite win.
Uhh.. Pretty sure it’s ‘Duct Tape’ haha. Not like the animal
Well, that’s one way to do it. I wonder why all these vehicles with improvised parts even pass inspection.
You gotta know somebody…
replaces “know” with “bribe”.
Not bribes; favors.
Sexual healing?
sexual favors?
Sexual flavors?
I don’t know many sexual flavors. Theres salty…….that is all.
You need to try Sweet’n'Blow
And bacon.
Chocolate, vanilla, fudge ripple and my favorite cherry.
I won’t ask lol
I will not tell. pop
or Baconlube.
The same person who invented Baconlube has brought us this fail
Are we still talking about sex, or have we turned to canibalism?
What’s the difference?
*looks at ceiling*
That stuff is delightful.
I was actually serious
LOL!
Oh, and thanks for your kind words yesterday. I tried to reply, but FB always locks up on me after 3:30. It’s weird.
.
*SQUEEZE*
You need to make sure it has not gone over 300 post. Then you have to press the show all button above the first post to see all the post correctly.
*SQUEEZE* back, velvet
Jules, so I’m not allowed to post if the thread is over 300 posts? Or does show all let me? I’m so confused.
You never knew about that? That confused me for a while, but eventually I figured it out.
You will still be able post, but you will not be able to see any new post past 300. So normally people think their post was lost and will repost. However it really does post, you just can’t see it. If you hit show all it will show all post past 300, and all replies. That way you will be able submit your post in the proper spot.
The tough part is entering in the url so you can use the recent comments box.
Aaaah, thank you Jules. The inflatable fail is totally getting out of hand, BTW. Are you guys still tormenting the kiddies?
That they are, I’m caught in the middle of it too
Yeah, but for the price of the window and the bribe, wouldn’t it just make more sense to get the thing fixed?
No, no. You’ve got it all wrong. The ‘favor’ can be moonshine you & your dad made last weekend or a tailgate spot at the rally. Be creative!
But check out how stylish this is.. He just wanted to pimp his ride
“Sup dawg, we heard you like windows, so we put a window in your window so you can look longingly out while you drive!”
I know A guy.
I know A buy that makes B movies.
Sounds expensive.
Pass *what* inspection? I haven’t had a vehicle inspected since I moved from California to Oregon 20 years ago… and when I lived there, this would’ve passed ’cause all they “inspected” was your smog-control.
In many parts of the US, there isn’t any vehicle inspection whatsoever.
…and at least it’s insulated.
Oh what a beautiful morning…
I’m on the wrong side of the highway,
Everything’s going my way.
We make the best trio ever lol
Good on water…
Good on the moon!
Good on the marigolds that bloom in June.
Good on the barby!
Good on the barby, good on the glass.
Good on the water I cannot pass.
It must be a real pane to wind that thing down..
Yeah, but you know those older versions of windows are more stable.
*facepalm*
I had to read this twice to get it.
Yah…it might not look as good, but it won’t crash on you.
Plus, it’s easier than having eunuchs run your computer.
They really should screen who they let get driver’s licenses.
I’ve always preferred a Scream on my windows to a Screen on my windows…
There was a boy who had a dream. When his parents asked him what it was, he said he wanted to be a writer. A good one; one that could make people scream with fury, howl in pain. He wanted to be able to make people cry, and shout, make them worried and scared. He made his dream come true.
.
.
Now he writes error messages for Windows.
*SQUEEZE*PINCH*SQUEEZE*
*squeeze* Missed ya guys and gals. 2 days of hell at work. 52 hours put in and I still have today!
Hmmm…I don’t remember you working here.
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HA!
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What was so crazy at work?
We switched security settings, gave people a month to update, and they called in after we flipped the switch. Over 480 clients, each call takes about 30 min to 2 hrs to resolve (depending on their computer expertise level) and only 3 people to handle it all. But on top of that our manager left for the week, so we didn’t have access to resources that only she could get to. Ended up hacking our way through some of it.
Ahhhh, the dreaded User Community!
Ya gotta love ‘em…
You are mistaken good sir. I do not need to love them. I need to strangle them, stab them, flog them, and in the end kick them in the ass for waiting until it was too late.
Of course he works there now, Velvet! Who do you think was starting all those fires you had to put out the other day???
Aha! And was he also the one that broke the main line to the sprinlker system yesterday? Sneaky, sneaky!
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And thanks for your kinds words yesterday! *squeeze*
Anytime, sweetie!
*squeeze*
Here’s to happier days! *holds up glass of fruit punch*
It’s sunny and in the 70s here in WV today! Looks to be the same tomorrow.
OMGosh no way dude thatsthe funniest thing I ever seen! You might be a redneck….
RT
http://www.privacy.pro.tc
You might be a troll…
…if you’ve ever shouted “This looks shopped” during sex.
worse would be “Ive seen this somewhere else on the web” during sex? (hidden camera win?)
…if you have ever yelled “first” during sex
if you’ve ever yelled first during masturbation. now that’s trollish.
..if you check your partner’s pixels … no, wait, that could be fun.
If it’s pixelated, don’t worry. It’s just the Baconlube
…if you wait all night outside you’re local comic book store so you can shout “FIRST!” when it opens.
*replaces “you’re” with “your”
…if you’ve heard “Never Gonna Give You Up” more than the national anthem.
*ponders yelling “FIRST” during sex….*
Hmmmm, never mind.
*ponders yelling “whoaneillie” during sex…*
You need a cowboy hat to wave around, you do that.
That’s a Strange glove you’ve got there, Nellie.
Oh, my finace has a cow boy hat, boots too, but I think I’ll ask her to leave the spurs off.
♪ She can leave her hat on ♪
Ew! Bad Tom Jones earworm! Shoo, WN, shoo!
♪ It’s not unusual ♪
♪ Why why why ♪ are you still Fred?
*tosses boxers on stage*
Must you be bare,
In threads everywhere?
BFF, you do know that I’ll get you back for that one, right?
Some people feel
The need to be bare
A non-hindered swing
Makes it comfy down there
I don’t imagine too many gents jog while naked, huh?
Only when caught skinny dipping in some random pool!
The proper expression during sex is not “this looks ’shopped”, but “have you ever had plastic surgery?”
Pfft. Everyone knows rednecks drive trucks and bar stools.
Inside there’s a faux crystal chandellier duct taped to the ceiling and the seats are covered in fake fur (pink of course).
Don’t forget the fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror and the bobblehead on the dash.
Is that the bobblehead next to the plastic Jesus?
Between Jesus & Mary, actually. By the beer can holder.
Mary is the beercan holder
…while warming her toes by that open fireplace.
With her eyes looking up to the dingleberries that border the windshield.
haaaaaaaaa omg!!
Did you just have a seizure or do all those letters mean something?
I thought it was haaaaaaaaaaaaa DOT ORG!
haaaaam dot org?
Baloney!
Oscar?
My bologna has a first name – Alex.
And here I though you were more of a Richard woman.
^t^
Funny looking nose you got there.
To be truthful, I’m an Andy gal.
(Andy gal to have around!)
*gives Judy a container of Andy Wipes*
*also gives Judy a package of Andy Snacks*
*gives Judy a Mirror so she can read Andy Capp*
Ooooohhhhh!!!!! *giggles*
We gonna have us some fun tonight!!!! Thanks, all!
*in sexy voice*
Oh, Andy-pie!
(fer real, guys – my honey’s name is Andy – ya got that, right?)
Enjoy your gifts.
Seriously…we mean enjoy!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….

Thanks, friends. We appreciated it.
Really
*silly grin*
It needs some drapery
Oh vicar, we need drapes hung in this car!
*checks the carpet*
I’m not sure we have that colour
Brown streaks?
It’ll go nicely with the shag pile.
Not with the scat again.
Two girls one curtain
Toga party!!!
“poop-tarts”??!!!???
Oh, yes please.
i’d like to see the fail that required this repair
“Billy!”
“Yeah mah?”
“I told ya not tah reload yer shotgun in the van!”
*BLAM*
“Sorry mah…”
Heh heh. Seems plausible…
LOL!! Indeed it does…
Think of it not as foam insulation, but as icing. Delicious, isn’t it?
windows vista, based on NT technology
looks like it has about the same security, too.
Stop making fun of Vista, it hurts my feelings.
Not making fun, its just crap.
It should have come with a jar of KY in the box so that you can smile while Microsoft f*cks you
I hope Vista is like 2000 or ME, just something to tide us over until the real replacement for XP is released.
Indeed (allegedly) it is, although that wasn’t Microsnort’s intent.
7, from what I’ve heard, should be a big improvement; but then, I heard the same about Vista back in its Longhorn days…
Yeah, Vista’s more like a slight downgrade from XP if anything.
Am I the only person who likes my Vista?
I like it, just not as much as XP.
XP is boring.
But it works!
But Vista is so pretty…
XP is more boring than Vista because it doesn’t have as many issues to deal with.
Myself, I like my computer to be boring; I’m capable of prettying it up my own self, to my own self’s specs.
And that’s all I have to say about that
I have worked with Vista a bit. If you are computer savvy and can turn everything off, and delete a few files and registry entries, it isn’t so bad.
I have been beta testing Windows 7 (the version they had out for people to try) It’s pretty fast and does seem to be an improvement. I also hear that certain versions of Vista are eligible for a free upgrade, but I haven’t been able to substantiate that claim.
I believe that would be Premium/Business versions of Vista. And only if it were bought within a specific timeframe…
Ditto. My Vista is only two years old and yet it behaves like it is on it’s deathbed.
Maybe it knows you want to kill it. Self fulfilling prophecy win?
My friend christened it Windows Licka. She’s a genius.
Awsome!
‘e’!
Creativity win
No kidding. That’s a win if I’ve ever seen one. Savin’ the munny!
Language FAIL
duct tape!
see also: DUCK tape, a specific brand of DUCT tape. which velvet already mentioned in a previous post… so…
Bengt fail on post reading. this also gives Velvet a win on obscure reference of the day. if only DUCK tape was more famous outside of the South. This failure could have been avoided.
I’ve seen it, and I’m waaaaaaaay up in the Pacific Northwest.
Let’s see…
*looks at score card*
Bengt FAIL = 1
velvet WIN = 1
Spooky WIN = 1
That seems to be it at this point.
Waitaminute, who said he was referring to velvet’s “duck tape” post? Maybe it’s just something else he thought they could’ve used.
That WOULD explain why he stated “which velvet already mentioned in a previous post…”
Thanks for stopping by
By “he” I meant Bengt. But thank you for having me over, I had a wonderful time.
Aw cripes, comma splice for the lose.
*hands Rogue a semicolon*
There ya go, sweets.
*thanks Dragon vicariously*
Minus the potato, of course.
Much obliged, WN.
The Shire has produced it’s first car. The “Hobbit Hummer”. Comes complete with all the comforts of your hobbit hole!
You shoulf get that looked at. I think your “hobbit hole” looks infected.
I’ll inspect it…….*waits for sexual favor*
too much ring-lording I suspect
I don’t think it’s safe to give a hobbit a hummer while he’s driving, anyway.
*falls off chair laughing*
Good one, D!
They have enough trouble seeing over the steering wheel as it is!!
Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
*pinch*
*giggles*
*nabs*
*nibbles*
*grabs*
*nuzzles*
*grips*
*snuggles*
*gropes*
*smooches*
*strokes*
*brushes*
*traces*
*shivers*
*braces*
*quivers*
*(heart) races*
*delivers*
That wouldn’t be (Sam)wise.
I cant believe nobody has said WINdow yet.
We were saving you that hono[u]r, sweetie!
Here is to honor.
And getting honor.
And stay honor.
And if you can’t come in,
Cum on her.
*shakes head sadly*
Oh, Jules…..
Funny knows no bounds.
Dignity does.
As does taste.
And the fields/floors of various sporting events.
And libraries! All sorts of things are bound in libraries.
Thanks Judy. I think I ♥ you.
Well, you gotta give the guy props for originality and thinking outside the box. Obviously designed to be a bit longer term than the usual cardboard/platic and duct tape jury rig.
As for passing inspection, why not? It IS a window, after all.
That said, isn’t replacing non-windshield glass fairly cheap? How dirt poor do you have to be to where this seems like a good idea? And who just happens to have a spare window lying around?
*quietly closes door to storeroom, hiding window collection*
*tiptoes off*
*gives the guy props*
…and a biscuit…
n gravy…
We really should all be working, especially you captain asparagus.
*moonwalks over there then back again*
*makes a sexy face*
*moonwalks up and down sexy face with my captain assparagus*
*eyes get wider in amazement*
I don’t know what I’ve just seen.
*folds grannycatflap up and posts them to the bank of england*
*dusts off hands*
That’ll raise the interest rates!
But it won’t affect MY pension. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Think of all the children’s future!!!!!!
Yes, it will also increase with inflation unless Granny can keep it under control.
OMG!!!
You said “Granny” and “control” in the same sentence!!!
Foolish earth creature.
Are you saying there’s no hope for the British economy? My savings are worthless?
*sobs*
They had to break the window to get the burglar down.
So I had to break the window
It just had to be
Better that I break the window
Than him, or her, or me
Glad to see anger management sessions are working for you.
No fail here, he putty lot of effort into that window.
smutty
And did a first-glass job, too.
It panes me to say it but it’s a little rough around the edges.
NOW see what you’ve done?? You’ve shattered my image of the guy that did this!
It’s just sill-y to not do it right the first time.
You have to be in the right frame of mind.
…and get a handle on it and try not to be too cranky.
He lead himself astray a little and made sash of it.
If he lead any further it woulda be stained!
I brought lunch! Glazed ham, anyone?
I dormer life flash before my eyes at the thought of a Baconlube dressing.
Oh, yes, please!
*holds out plate*
*drools*
Uh, hold the dressing.
*squeeze*
He ought to use fibre glass, that way it won’t get frosted on the inside.
Raise your hand if you pay attention to all or any of the ad stuff you see on FailBlog.
Ad blocker…
I remember mention of the torpedo sub ad…
You made me go out and get one that night.
You made me go out and get one that night.
One more time please?
That was me!! …twice!!
Sorry, you were the one to blame. It turns out the sandwich was pretty good.
Oh, I know. That why I kept commenting on the ad.
Speaking of which…I could go for a sandwhich. I always seem to be hungry when I’m hanging out here!
*raises hand* But I just need permission to go “take care of #1″, if you know what I mean. But no, I don’t pay any attention to the ads at all.
Remember Freaky Hershey Guy? Boy did he give me nightmares. I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night just thinking about those bug eyes and chocolate covered face and-
*goes into ball and rocks back and forth*
Where’s SweetHooligan when we need him?
*raises* Only the submiminal messages in the Moomins posts! Oh, and sometimes the t-shirts.
*passes jam the bath towel!*
*blushes*
*averts eyes*
Oooh, what am I advertising?
Am I owed a commission?
“Oooh, what am I advertising?
Am I owed a commission?”
I, for one, am tired of WoW ads.
So, why do they have these annoying ads? I am just wondering.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Yes, I understand it’s about $ but how does it work exactly? Don’t the users – us – have to be interested enough to visit the ads? The majority of don’t. So, how do they make money?
FAIL Blog makes money. Advertisers pay for the advertising space because they believe it is a worthwhile investment.
Speaking of ads, does anyone else just want to slap that stupid look off that deez teez gal’s face?
*Raises hand*
*insert unrelated or painfully unfunny comment here*
*inserts slightly sarcastic reply to comment here*
WIN!!!
*inserts improperly nested coment here*
*inserts Starfish’s improper nested comment here + my own*
Potato!
Potato insertion comments are not appropriate here. I think the children have awakened.
It’s wasn’t a potato insertion, but a potato diversion.
*walks a way whistling*
In that case, I am now satisfactorily diverted.
*inserts potato while you’re diverted*
High five Jules!
*opens huuuuge medical book*
Ahem. According to The Book, inserting a potato can, in fact, CAUSE a diversion.
*closes book*
*runs away giggling*
I will have my vengeance!!!!
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…and it will be an insertion of MY choice!! Jules and Moomin … you are on my shit list. Oh yes, pun intended.
sounds kinky, like a dirty sanchez.
I will probably be sorry for asking but what is a dirty sanchez?
You will be sorry.
thats awesome
house truck conversion fail.
*stumbles onto Window Fail to catch his breath*
They came back. Why did they come back? And why can’t they a) figure out how to reply, and b) figure out how to use a different page?
I’ve decided to be with Dragon on this one. As long as they stay away from the current posts, might as well let them do their thing. Kiddies these days tend to have a short attention span.
*reference of kiddies does not include any young adult with rational thought…*
*…or adult with short attention span!*
(Oh, and agrees.)
Perhaps they prefer chronological ordering rather than topical ordering. But I am certain I give them too much credit.
Jules is reciting poetry to them. Quite amusing, actually.
I applaud his efforts to inject a little bit of culture into their lives. I don’t think they quite know what to do with it though.
I can’t go back there. They make my head hurt. I am kind of curious where they are, so I can inform the school what lovely, well-spoken students they have. They should be soooooo proud!
I told them it’s good for them. Since they aren’t paying attention in class right now.
I went over this morning to see what the buzz was all about. So glad there are young adults out there like our BFF and hammy, et al., so that we don’t completely lose hope for the future of the human race!
Count me in on that. I’m still in 11th grade, but I take all my classes at the local community college.
I must be missing something. Should I be glad?
Be very glad!
Your clicky has now entertained me greatly. All I had to do was pass the link around work.
(I hope that worked)
I wish I had a camera to show this. 3 programmers, 2 support people, and a big wig all sitting at their computer ignoring phones to press the red button. Classic.
Hee! My favorite part was when it asked “Has anyone ever slapped you?”.
It seemed to have your style of humo(u)r. It was snarky enough, but I didn’t see any glower references.
Post it on Fail Blog. Determination Win!
Avis, have I told you recently that You Rock???
Why thank you!
I think I just died laughing.
Are you sure you didn’t just die when you blew up the world from pushing the button?
I need to find more sites like that. They’re so much fun!
Yes please! As long as you share…
But of course!
Try this one. *hopes link works*
Maybe that was it…
Sure was an asshole though. Is there really a hidden button or is that a lie?
Good to see you here. Me and Jules are holding the sanity fort at Inflatable fail.
It’s ridiculous, just plain out of control.
I answered to you there and on the last fail. Please see one of the answers!
Sup guise?
originality win!
This looks like they Mythbusters method for attaching a window.
what wrong with the window ?
Steam Punk WIN?
this is not a fail… it is a window.. it was surely cheaper (since he probably had it already) and it’s perfectly removable. at least it looks like. stop putting fails when people are just doing the best they can and it works! he can use his A/C now, without having to pay for his window… geez… i just had a bad day and i’m trolling, but really… it is not a fail.. nevermind to reply, just take into account what i’ve said and see if you can find a better solution whenever you find yourself without a window, without money and want to use your car’s A/C.
FAILPOST.
cheers
(troll vents out of his host after he wrote this message)
I’d call that creativity win.
Biscuits in a hot car will explode!
So much a fail, it’s a win.
1i say that is working with what you got win!
i farted
woa! it lingereth…
Hello, I am new here.
It looks like they… attached it with shit? O_o
Poverty fail.
Depending on what region of the US this is from, it could be considered a WIN.
Window :WIN
Bodyshop: FAIL
My neighbor down the street has a cat that looks just like this.
gypsy rednecks?
That’s a win here in Georgia.
looks like something my redneck grandpa would do. always doing crazy, stupid crap normal society wouldn’t even think of doing and thinking it’d pass…like making a fish milkshake. yes, he did that and drank it. i’m surprised he knew how to use the blender tho
that guy’s a genius
You need to learn the difference between a win and a fail. This is a WIN!
can someone tell me how to change their icon?
im logged in but i can only change my profile pic
can someone tell me how to change their icon? im logged in but i can only change my profile pic
Sure. You still around?
yeah
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I think it’s a win…
I hate to think what they put in place of their living room window.
fail
thats awesome…
wow, shame on my community.
this picture was taken in a walmart parking lot in my town….
Mmmm, looks like gingerbread.
I’m not sure that’s really a fail. I mean, I respect the effort. Maybe it’s … ummm … art. Installation art.
My van’s better than yours. I gots a real window. XD
Fortunately I was wisked out of West Virginia before I learned this could be done. Best evidence yet for arguing, “Just because a thing CAN be done, does not mean it should be done.”
Haha! I gotta give ‘em some ingenuity credit though.
That’s looks like something someone might do in my town if they lost a window.
Safety glass= good thing. I wouldn’t want to be a paramedic on the scene when this vehicle gets sideswiped and giant slivers of glass go into the back seat passengers. Ouch!!
I do not believe this would be a “fail;” It completes the task for which it was intended.
Awsome
I’ve also taken a pic of this van,
46.146392°
-60.139311°
Is where it was at the time.
i fail to see the fail…i mean if u lose a window and you cant afford to replace it……i would put anything in its place….y am i even posting??? 0_o