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What’s with the N?
‘DEFI’ and ‘ITELY’
Perftect!! I was totally off guard on that. Kudos! *SQUEEZE*
*beams*
*SQUEEZE*
Here’s another one: what’s with all the recent posting on that Inflatable Fail?
Some random kids decided to use it as their chatroom to proclaim how amazingly hard and sexually active they are. *shrugs*
Seriously?! What is with kids?! Present company excluded.
I think they gave up on FISRT-ing and settled on spamming the snot out of one fail. Which is fine with me. I think we only had one FISRT this week! Good job, everyone!
Lol. I haven’t even had time to read the previous fails.
FISRT TO FISRT!!
^.^
Well, they’re amazingly hard and sexually active.
Surprised they have the time and energy to boast about it.
Nah… they’re just talking big.
Pleased to meet you Yune, I’m going to head off now.
Good luck with your classmates.
They won’t?
FIRST!!@!@!@!@WEDFDF#@#%$^%$&*^$*)(BKIUFR^%$&^^%
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Get the f*ck out of here.
I’m just commenting to try and squeeze the comments section into an even tighter space.
Houdini, it doesn’t really work like that.
Oh, oh I see…
Well, good luck!
Who won’t what? *Is being nosy again*
Are you a spindly witch with a cat called Mog-Mog and an owl?
Please say yes.
i feel as though my maturity is threatened by such antics
actually they will… you just dont know it.
What sucks is that I’m right next to them as they do it.
I’m slowly losing sanity… I need a hug…
*squeezes Yune*
Better now?
*squeezed*
Yeah I feel better. I fear for the future generations, but other than that I’me fine OwO
*squeeze*
*switches I’m for I’me*
Yune, next time you despair for the future…talk to hammykins. He restores my faith every single day.
*squeeze!*
*blushes*
Oh, you’re too kind!
*squeeze*
It’s the truth, hammy. You always manage to brighten my day! You are all kinds of awesome.
*squeeze*
Same here… a guy hit a girl today in class…
*hugs Yune*
You adults. You’re such noobs at the internet :/
Don’t forget, they accuse US of attempting to take over THIER page. Of all the petty crap they’ve said, that’s the one that annoyed me. Today.
Ditto. I am furious at all of them for telling Jules and Arthur to f*ck off. No-one, but no-one, orders us around.
BFF, they are infants. What they say to us can’t really hurt us. It can annoy us, irk us, drive us up a wall, but getting mad at them won’t do anything. Toying withem can be fun. I like to tell them they’re silly little children. So funny when smoke pours out their ears!
So, where ARE all of these inflatable trolls…over at Lolcats or something?
Inflatable fail. They’re HERE! Sort of.
Ah, hence the name “inflatable trolls”…
*facepalm*
Thanks again Avis, I’m a little slow today.
Inflatable trolls? They’re nothing but hot air.
…with thin skins. Are you feeling a little more buoyant, today?
*POUNCE!!!*
I’m back!
*floats on air*
*runs fingers through your hair*
*builds static charge*
*clings*
*SNAP!!*
Oo. Our chemistry is electric!
You do realize that it’s a little internet fight and doesn’t really matter, right?
You do realize that you are on the internet, so you don’t really matter, right?
Words on a screen. Nothing but words on a screen. I still struggle with it sometimes though.
btw, did they cancel their own comments now?
Don’t go there.
Oh. Sorry.
I’m afraid to go look there. Are they adding more?
See the little box on the right that says Recent Posts? It shows the most recent 10 or so posts by author and fail.
Ohh.. didn’t think to check there. I really shudder at the thought that these people live in my world.
Do you think maybe we could kick them all out at the next stop?
They’ll just climb back in a window. We have an infestation problem that can only be solved with time. On Monday we should be ok.
The mental picture this whole inflatable infestation thing gives me is very, very scary.
Haha! Poor nellie. C’mere, I’ll shield you from the awfulness.
Thanks Loz – I needed that!
Loz looks after her own.
*squeeeze*
Too right, no one messes with my peeps!
*squeeze!*
u see? thats y i live in my own world.
besides, its more…um…interesting than the real one
The ‘n’ is silent…
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Long azz skateboard rail slide!
..
Huh?
Fricken awesome dude! Free wireless is everywhere…
*watches the moomin with awe* I wish peoples would give me squeezes.
Moomin = awesome
*blushes*
*MASSIVE SQUEEZE*
i still don`t get it
sorry
brain fail
So. What kind of fail do you give to the people who don’t understand the fail?
Or win?
This is a band from my home town. Defentily Maybe. They are pretty good.
What’s it gonna be boy?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Punks keep feeling me up. I don’t feel so lucky anymore
*squeeze!!*
How about now?
*squeeze*
Whoops! I THOUGHT I’d hit “see all” but apparently not!
Let me sleep on it.
Have your people get back with my people when you make up your mind.
Why can’t I remember the song that line is from?
“Paradise by the Dashboard Light”
by Meatoaf.
Please forgive me, I have my moments. This clearly wasn’t one of them.
You would’ve caught it if I had gotten there before BF4.
I can’t believe I spaced it! I’m good with songs! Really I am!
I believe you.
I swear to GOD, your posts don’t show up at the time on the time stamp!!! I miss you! What’s been up?
Christopher is linking back to Failblog. That’s a good way to get a comment eaten or delayed.
It also seems to be a good way to impersonate another.
But a two hour delay is ridiculous!
How are you faring this Friday evening?
Hmm. That would be a very terrible thing to do.
I’m fine, Avis. I hope you are well. I’m about to have a nightcap and do some writing.
Wheeeee!!
*pours wine*
*clinks*
*clinks ‘n’ drinks*
Ahh…a lovely Italian red. My favorite!
*pounces on Avis*
feeling better?
Hello old friend
*wheezes as breath gets knocked out of me*
*croaks* Much!
It’s been an interesting couple of days here. Any more interesting and they’d shut us down!
*pounces on friends*
Wheeeeeeeeee!! The Three Faileteers, back together again!
*staggers beneath the weight of both Loz AND Dragon*
Ummm… guys *wheezes a bit* a little help here!?
*Props up Avis, fanning her a little* Better? Hi everyone…so its still trollapol…trollipa….troll-a-palooza over there? *lays down to recover* I can’t go back…still having flashbacks.
Lookie up for another line. ^^
Now I got it. Velvet gave me the hint.
They should make up their minds. Will there or won’t there?
They’re hoping people’s curiosity gets the best of them.
this should lead to increased tickets sales
Maybe it’s definitely the sequel.
Possibly, for sure.
I was thinking there’s a chance that
*squeeze*
may be the way forwards?
Mayhap, indeed…definitely!
*squeeze*
maybe…
You know, that might not be a movie title. Could be an ad for a feminine hygiene product.
Oh, I’m sorry. That was bad….
Or a pregnancy test.
Hmm. Maybe someone needs to cash in the 20-year guarantee.
Judy!
More like a home pregnancy test!
Great minds, again.
*shakes head*
*shakes aiki*
Get ahold of yourself, man!
Umm, velvet? Let’s leave the masturbation comments in the inflatable fail…
Oh. I was thinking more along the lines of the movie Airplane, where the next person would start shaking him even more and then the next person started slapping him and … Ah, well.
>snort<
Sorry. I had to do it!
Sorry… I was a little worried for a moment there. I can’t have little tiger cubs running around.
Have you been drinking, then??
Maybe
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Maybe I’m amazed
Possibly Maybe
Maybe baby
*dons cute dress and curly red wig*
“Maybe he reads; maybe she sews; maybe she’s made me a closet of clothes; maybe they’re good; why shouldn’t they be? Their one mistake was giving up me…”
OMG!! DTI!!!!!!!!!!
How the hell you been, woman?!?! We been missing you!!
*grabs mop and bucket*
IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US!
Yay! Velvet got my reference!
I have been great – life has been very busy lately, between school (teaching) and class (learning) and working to reach my goal of a smaller self (working out). Have I missed anything besides over-compensating teenagers discussing their [lack of] sexual prowess?
Not to my knowledge, but it’s been pretty FAIL in your absence, I must say.
Great to see you!
Hey! Welcome back!
That, folks, was DianaTheInsane, singing the theme song to “There will Definitely Be Blood Maybe”.
Let’s give her a big hand!
Ooh! *takes the big hand* Maybe I’ll use this to scare my students.
How’s engaged-life treatin’ ya? We’ve missed you!
Engaged life is great! Probably the biggest change (other than the lovely object on my left hand
) is that I no longer feel like I’m on trial whenever we go over to my future in-laws’ house for dinner, and talking about the long-term future feels normal/natural instead of like wishful thinking.
I know how that feels. Great to hear things are going well.
I’m happy for you, Di. Welcome back!
Good to see you back in these parts, di!
*blink*
How did you squeeze into the nest with me five hours later??
Hmm. That was a level-counting fail on my part.
Heeee!
*smooch*
You’re cute when you’re chagrined.
*squeeze* We’ve missed you!
*squeezes back* Awww, thanks! *points to thread below* Have a cookie (or two!).
w vrtwqvgeryt
All the big hands are over on the Inflatable Fail.
there will be blood, and definatley maybe are 2 different movie titles!
Maybe I’m afraid of the way I need you. *squeeze*
Baby Im amazed at the way you help me sing my song
*squeeze*
Nice song. Who sang that?
Paul McCartney originally.
I have only heard the cover by Jem, I think it was on The OC?
I think it was wings actually. Nice guess though.
Paul McCartney AND Wings, actually. He was Wings. Wings was he. And others.
Im pretty sure Paul McCartney wasn’t in Wings.
Paul McCartney was actually in another band before he was in Wings.. did you know that?
The Monkees?
I think it was The Beagles.
OH MY GOD! I never felt old until just now.
I don’t know that one. Can you hum a few bars?
Can’t hum them, but I can walk into a few bars.
Are we talking about hummers AGAIN???
GAWD, people!
It’s been driving me crazy all day.
I have no truck with that.
*zips in and out of traffic*
*brings out high powerd rifle and points it at the moomin*
*wonders what MH is trying to compensate for with such a large rifle*
*figures it out*
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Oh, you’re being mean on the internet because you have such a tiny ineffectual penis in real life. Honestly, that empty feeling inside will fill-up if you change your name and join the gang, rather than look for attention by being a twat. I’d be surprised if any of the regulars bother to respond further.
Maybe I’m Amazed is a McCartney solo thingy – Wings did not exist yet in 1970.
No, that can’t be accurate you should do more research.
Clicky
proves nothing
Oh dang, didn’t convince you? I better go back and re-edit that Wiki page.
And my students wonder why I won’t let them use Wikipedia as an authoritative source for their papers…
Wikipedia knows all.
Do not question the power of the Wiki!
*QUESTIONS!*
Mwuaahahahaaa….
Damn you professors and your lack of faith!
Always doubting the veracity of our sources… itt means we actually have to do work to support our claims.
Just write ‘and thus spoke the mystical masked man on the magical mountain, and so it was forever more’ like I did on my geography coursework. The teacher laughed too much to question me
(It was my explanation for how nomadic tribes became farming communities)
Extra credit for snorkage??
You right me when I’m wro-hong.
Baby I’m amazed by the way I really need ya.
Maybe, maybe don’t get hooked on me.
I love sing-alongs!
I’ll just use you then I’ll set you free.
Well hello Mr Moomin. It’s been a long time. My kind and your kind don’t really mix… but whats been happening? xxx LUV PROF DUMBLEZ X
Hello Mr Dumbldore,
*tips hat and offers sherbert lemon*
Not a lot really, there’s some kids being kids way back there.
There’s some cunning puns and silliness around here.
I’d advise you stay here.
*squeezes*
Begging your pardon, I mispelt your name!
*yanks her mind away from various rearrangements of “cunning puns and silliness”*
Ooh, I want a sherbet lemon!
I’ll trade you a chocolate chocolate chip cookie!
I heard cookie! What must one do to receive said cookies?
I defended your honor yesterday from a noob who called you retarded. ……can i have a cookie?
A noob called me retarded? I wasn’t even here yesterday! How did that happen?
It was mentioned you may be too busy being engaged to be on FB much anymore.
Leila referenced the recent marriage bureau/retard center fail by asking if you were going to be retarded or something.
How…clever.
*gives you a sherbert lemon*
B-bye
*squeeze*
*squeezes back* Yay, thank you! Take a cookie before you run away! *proffers cookie*
i want cookies…
No need to do anything for the cookies – everyone may have two!
*takes three*
*hides one under hat*
Nice cookies! Can I have another?
*smacks willdog with a shellacked trout and takes the hat as well as all three cookies* You may have 1 cookie and your hat back if you apologize nicely enough.
Nice trout! You get it from Shellacked Fish R Us?
Yes, they were having a sale on trout because they had so much unsold inventory. It seems their hottest sellers are the halibut, and most other fish get left on the shelves. Maybe you should diversify
Hmmmm…. They have a nice mackerel….. maybe I will diversify!
ur cookies taste like crap
Don’t measure it before you eat next time.
*gets on knees*
Sorry, it’ll never happen again. I promise.
*crosses fingers*
Can I please have my hat back? Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top?
*eyes willdog’s crossed fingers* You may have your hat back, but I have no cookies for dishonest willdogs.
i am a gangsta pimp yo
You can have your fun now as long as you promise to leave when you are done.
Dammit, you’re going to make me say this again?
Your face belongs to Noxzema
Noxzema’s like a peeing furnace
Argh…
Im glad they are not sure, or am I? It is like a bad riddle, or is it?
Maybe?
Lol
Is it possible My Bloody Valentine will be rejected?
Oh, I’d say definitely…maybe.
Is that like There Might Be Giants?
maybe
How definitive.
And repetitive.
Or possibly not.
Sparky, you seem to be over-communicating with your alias.
Or is that part of the “attention whore” thing?
Maybe.
But really, my name started as Sparky. Then a while back someone swooped in, and critisized our little failblog here, saying something akin to “This is all just lame attempts at humor and attention whoring.” Well, that made me laugh, so I added “attention whore.”
A little while later, someone else did something similar, saying all we do is feed each other one-liners. So I added that.
The last one was last week sometime, I think. He said this all sucked, that he wondered how anyone could read all this without gouging their eyes out, and to “go ahead and rip me apart; I won’t be reading your comments, you lemmings.” So that became part of my name.
Just something that makes me chuckle a little bit.
And I’ll probably keep doing it too until I hit the character limit on the name field!
*replaces “s” with “c”, to make “criticized”*
Surely feeding each other one-liners is called having a conversation?
One might even go so far as to call it witty repartee…
Assuming of course, that one actually knew such words, which I’m guessing the person insulting Sparky did not.
You’re right, Diana. I don’t think any of them did. (Actually, they were all just general insults aimed at everyone, I think. I still would have done the same though if they were aimed at only me. Hmm, I guess I AM an attention whore!)
I don’t fault you. Attention whoring can be fun.
That’s what I would call it too, Moomin. That’s why it made me laugh! A normal conversation is a little above some folks’ heads, as the inflatable fail shows.
I work out of my home, and my supervisor (in the office) communicates with us home folks via a chat program & email. And she speaks in roughly 75% lolspeak, or whatever that nonsense is that the inflatable-fail-kiddie-germs are doing over there (& this woman is in her late 20’s-early 30’s). She is VERY hard to understand most of the time; drives me nuts.
I need help! Let us come together as failbloggers and march upon the inflatable trolls! Together, we can do this! As a force of many failbloggers we can conquer back the sacred lands of Fail Blog! Who is with me?!
*holds out sign up sheet*
I vote we leave them there.
If we keep dashing back, they may decide to follow us here and infect the current threads.
The future is ours, leave the past to them.
Here here!
There!! There!!
Every-n-where!! (Maybe)
*stares*
Here, there, and everywhere…..
“With an “oink oink” here and an “oink oink” there,
Here an “oink”, there an “oink”, everywhere an “oink oink”,
Old MacDonald had a farm; E-I-E-I-O!!!”
[Mwahahahaha...]
As if I don’t get this earworm enough from my 3-year old!
*plugs ears*
LA LA LA LA LA
I don’t get that song as often as the “I’m in I’m out I’m up I’m down I’m happy all the time” song with dance. At least it’s good exercise.
Long long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I wrote a program whose name was EIE (in the sequential scheme of things, that’s just what it got assigned). Amazingly, at the same place, in the same system, there was a program called PIG, with a sort before it. By convention, sorts were named for the program which followed them, so it was called PIGSORT.
In Computer Land, input and output data are “I/O”.
So, to sum up, we had a pig sort here, and a pig sort there, here a pig, there a pig, everywhere a pig pig, that old business had some programs – EIE- I/O.
You put way too much time into that one. But funny none the less and well received.
Bottom line was that I laughed about it for days in my own little world when I put it all together. Hadn’t thought about it in years
It is much appreciated and has been shared with co workers to your credit. They are just afraid to comment on Failblog… They enjoy the antics though.
It is much appreciated and has been shared with co workers to your credit. They are just afraid to comment on Failblog… They enjoy the antics though.
i am susan boyle
There is a certain sad sort of irony to the song that Susan Boyle chose to sing.
Then then
Now now, let’s not be hasty.
Its like we are debating contacting an alien race. I vote we confront them. If they are not a peaceful race, then they will be destroyed.
It may not be that easy.
Some may survive and repopulate – they ARE amazingly hard and sexually active, you know.
And THEN where would we be?
Best to let sleeping bacteria lie…
Also, yesterday the lolspeak and bad grammar affected a few of our own. It was quite frightening!
INfected!
Pass the bukkit!
I think it’s both.
And yep, it was a scary time, I experienced it personally.
Are you saying that they might spread an alien bacteria amongst us with which we have no immunity and we all shall perish? Wasn’t War of the Worlds cool
I agree, seeing as how they’re amazingly hard and sexually active and all. Ready to reproduce like the little germs they are.
And that whole phinocytosis thing makes them REALLY dangerous to be around.
Well, I’m not liquid, so I think I’ll be OK.
Yeah, I’ve been described as gaseous a time or two…
I’ve been watching and, you know, I think Jules did it! No recent posts on the inflatable fail!
Go, Jules!
*pumps fist*
Woo, woo!
It’s over! The battle has been won!
*bows head in remembrance of the fallen*
That, and FB has deleted a ton of posts. It was up to 5 pages, but now it’s back down to 4 pages. Some of Blogmonster’s posts look like he’s arguing with himself. LOL!
I’m surprised they didn’t put a cap on the number of comments allowed. You’d think that we couldn’t get past 1000. I have to wonder, did anyone call the school? The kids told us where they were.
And it’s down to 3 pages now, and still falling. It hit the 1200 mark earlier; down to 632 now. I wonder too, Avis, if someone called the school, or if FB just checks for this sort of thing from time to time and “takes out the garbage.”
That’s a riot; looks like all of savannah’s and mike’s 14 yr old hooker/pimp nonsense is gone.
Last post from me for the day:
*slow building timpani roll* *cymbal crash*
Like Velvet said, most of the conversations there dated yesterday or today don’t make any sense any more…not that they did originally!
*takes bow*
Either that, or they all got out of school and haven’t gotten on their computer at home yet.
My son (14) has recently started using the lolspeak or SMS-speak or whatever it is, and it drives me nuts. Then he typed an essay on his Facebook which was not only eloquently written (…considering), but was also grammatically correct, contained no instances of “u” or “n e way” or “wat,” AND was almost perfectly punctuated!
I’m so proud. And now I’m going to go over to that thread and see if his preferred username shows up anywhere…
I almost got them to tell me what school they were from, I was going to email the principle to get them to ban the site. A bunch of of them were from tauton, mass or something, I forget.
That’s the one. A mass e-mail to the public high schools of that area could still work. It’s also entirely possible that the good folks behind failblog have already alerted the school(s) in question as to the extracurricular activities of some of their shining freshmen. I would love to know for certain.
What I can tell you for certain is that I wrote an email to FB asking to ban them. I was afraid what could have happend to our small island of intellectual sanity in an ocean of internet stupidity when those hard and sexually active kids find out that there are new fails….
Dunno if I’m responsible that they’re banned, but I like to think that I am.
I tried to infiltrate them with lolspeak but they ignored my comment. I would seriously like to know who or what they are. If that is really how kids speak these days…..Im very afraid.
Yes, it is.
Yep, and these are some of the people that will be taking care of us in our old age. That scares me a bit: “Hello, Dr. Kevorkian’s office?”
They can only spend so much time here anyway. Don’t they have other classes?
Not until Monday. It’s spring break week. Today is their last day, so they’ll make the most of it.
I haven’t made it to FailBlog much over the past few days, could one of you guys fill me in on what’s going on with the “inflatable trolls”?
They are roughly 12-14 years old. That should tell you everything you need to know about them.
14 year old trolls all over the place. Lol talk as far as the eye can see. Over 1,150 comments have been made on that fail now. AND THEY DON’T USE THE REPLY BUTTON!
No, they really don’t. It’s kind of pathetic. I’m loving Jules’ poetry though.
Thanks for the info Avis and DTI…also, nice to meet you Blogmaster.
Nice to meet you too. It’s kind of nice here, I like it.
PSSST! Blogmonster, word of advise…be very very careful. Some will turn on you at the drop of a hat. LOL! I’ve learned my lesson.
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Man, I sound so bitter. I think I need me some therapy.
Very true…I learned my lesson for sure. That was my fault, though.
I don’t think you were here when that happened.
Awwwwww, we’re all a kindly and good sort here
But a visit to gravatar.com would do ya good, Blogmonster – might avoid potential misunderstandings.
What’s at gravatar.com?
I learned gravatar.com here. You can change your boring failblog assigned avatar to anything of your choice.
You can customize your icon/avatar there. Make it more personal.
You mean…no more purple ninja star?
Hmmm. What should I be?
A Gila Monster?
I vote for a picture of a REAL ninja star!
I looked ninja star, but I saw this. And I wanted it.
Testing…
Testing…
Awesome!
It works… Nice. If you can’t see it try clearing your cache.
Yeah, I can see it. I guess it loses the monster idea, though.
Yeah, but it looks pretty cool…
Could always change to Blog Ninja. We don’t have one of those. Typically we use Blogmonster as a non-existent entity that eats are comments.
I like it!!
I know…it started as a joke yesterday, but just kind of took off.
Mark it on the calendar. Failblog has it’s first named ninja. Now how will s/he use his/her powers… for trolling or for the benefit of all failbloggers?
Not to mention BOGGY, a pet of a certain SKWERL who hasn’t been here much lately. One has to question that Skwerl’s priorities, I must say.
Blog Ninja works fine, far as I can see!!
Blog Ninja, with great power comes great responsibility…
Does this mean I need to fear the shadows now?
It’s possible.
By the way, I was wondering if I could always post with this "code" text effect. I know it's what boggy always does, so I wouldn't want to upset any failbloggers by making you think I was trying to copy him. I understand if you'd rather I didn't.Is it wrong how thrilled I am that we actually HAVE a blogmonster now?
So, is that a yes…or a no?
Blogmonster/ninja does what a Blogmonster/ninja has gotta do!
That's a good idea for the name!*Hands Leila a free Necronomicon* Truce?
Truce!
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*googles Necronomicon. fears it’s contagious*
Oh don’t worry its perfectly safe……Muahhahahah Muahahahahahaha!!
I must trust you then.
*substitutes “on” for “a”…WAY after the fact*
I am too
but to them it’s gay >.>
It’s hilarious how Jules just keeps going.
Has he fed them “Jabberwocky” yet?
Mmmm…fillet of Jabberwock…sounds delicious.
I’m waiting for him to feed them Lord Tennyson’s “Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred”.
My Last Duchess might be a nice one to annoy them with. And anything by e. e. cummings, “As freedom is a breakfast food” being a personal favorite.
I’m also enjoying Grrz’s additions of…whatever that is.
They’re a welcome diversion.
She is one of the nice ones here.
He.
OOPS…JULES is a HE? Shit!!! I am sorry……..
I thought he was a she at first too.
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
I have issues with confession. LOL
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Well, you know what happens when you assume right?
I get a donkey?
Well…part of his anatomy at the very least. Is that your German Shepherd? Did I get it right?
Nope, I’de be curious if you could name the breed. They are not to well know and only recently been entered in the AKC.
I really cannot tell. What breed is it? I really like the face.
It’s hard to tell from the avatar. It looks like it could be a Basenji, but they have been AKC recognized since 1990.
Me too. I know a girl named Julie, whom we call “Jules”. I never really thought about it.
Yes, I just saw that! I like the way it brings out all the “OMG, STFU, GET OUT!!”’s.
They got so serious too.
Oh yes: “4 real, shut up” I guess kids don’t like it much when you step all over their 14 yr old hooker/pimp role playing. Awwww.
Let’s do it again!
Heh heh! Yes, let’s! (But I think they’ve gone for now.)
Is no one with me?
I might be, if I can figure out what you’re talking about…
I’m available next Wednesday, from 2:30-3:15 in the afternoon
Would you be able to be there by 2:15, maybe?
*checks*
No, sorry, that time slot is filled with tequila.
Hmmmmmm….. Wheeeee!
I’m feeling a little wimpy of late… are mixed drinks available.
*adds the squiggly part of the question mark*
It’s shop week for freshman at our school. They’re all in Graphic Design, and on the computers (right next to me). My guess is that they ignored finising the project we were assigned, I was finished yesterday.
Yikes.
Well, pleased to meetcha Yune – you’ve given us hope!
*wonders if JasonK lost another $5 today*
He owes me a Frosty.
The hear can think of no devotion
Greater than being shore to the ocean–
Holding the curve of one position,
Counting an endless repetition.
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There is your frosty for the day. Just ask me if you want more
It looks like the Marquee has commitment issues!
I will definitely scream then…maybe.
You rang?
How weird! I was just thinking about you and there you are. How did you do it?
Why do you think I’m screaming all the time? I hear EVERYbody’s thoughts
What am I thinking right this second?
OMG – I can’t believe you thought that!!!
I am innocent! It was Jules what with the wedding being a few days away and stuff……
THE / RAGING
QUEEN / BULL
THE / MATRIX
BLOB / REVOLUTIONS
                      IT’S / GONE
A WONDERFUL LIFE / WITH THE WIND
SOME LIKE IT / ON HER MAJESTY’S
HOT / SECRET SERVICE
THE GODS MUST BE / LOVE
CRAZY / ACTUALLY
FORREST GUMP
SCREWED
MY DOG SKIP
I like this. How about:
Breakfast at / Hell
Tiffany’s / boy
THE / KINDERGARTEN
TERMINATOR / COP
Wow. You really do need to be careful where you send your kids to school these days.
Damn those public schools. They don’t call em HIGH school for nuffin’ you know?
Inspector / Sex
Gadget / in the City
Hahaha! Nice one sofaking!
THREE MEN AND A LITTLE / SEX
BABY / IN THE CITY
You get a 10
Applause.
KINDERGARTEN / SEX
COP / LIES AND VIDEOTAPE
HALF / MAN
BAKED / ON WIRE
The result of an unfortunate incident involving electricity?
DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S / LORD OF THE
DEAD/ RINGS
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN/KNOCKED UP/HARRY POTTER
DIRTY / FIST
ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS / OF FURY
A FEW GOOD / DIRTY
MEN / DANCING
INTO / ROBIN HOOD:
THE WILD / MEN IN TIGHTS
4 Stars
DIRTY / DANCES WITH
HARRY / WOLVES
Anyone from Germany?
Arthur Eld.
He doesn’t like me. LOL!!! Anyone else?
Adolf Hitler
PASS!!!!!
rammstein?
Himmler?
Heidi Klum?
Col. Klink?
Pay attention…I was inquiring about someone in the failblog community. Not the whole world.
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What am I going to do with you guys? Go to your rooms!!!
That’s the way to make friends here.
Sorry, I didn’t get the memo. Please forward….
We mailed it to you, but we didn’t have enough time to buy stamps.
This explains everything…
Really? Can you explain it to me? I have never got it.
Shhhh…just play along.
Not from Germany, but now I’m curious. Sup?
Adolf Hitler was Austrian, not German. Fail.
there’s a difference? next thing you’re gonna be tellin me there’s a difference between sweden and norway or ukraine and romania or uzbekistan and kyrgyzstan!
madness
Austrian-born, still German.
Although, he was from Austria. Which is what Leila was asking.
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But you still fail, razer.
Sorry, hammy, this time you’re wrong. He was no German until 1932. The years before he was nationless (if that’s the right word for it) and before that Austrian. Which was until 1938, and since 1945 is again, a nation on its own.
Most Germans.
That sounds like an awesome movie!
“There will definitely be blood maybe”
Anpu wants to know if there will be blood at this “Y CINE”. Anpu doesn’t want to expect blood, only to be disappointed by the lack of said blood.
Indecisive win… maybe?
Probably….I think.
Maybe.
damn, i didnt see this before i posted mine.
fail!
haha. wow. thats a fail
Hence the reason it was posted here.
Management is clever like that.
Management????!!!??? Where?
They’re everywhere.
Bambi II.
Outstanding job, Jules!
One does, what he can, with what he has.
What did you do that was outstanding?
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I was napping.
Just call me the pied piper of trolls, I start reciting poetry and they go running.
Okay, it’s driving me crazy. What breed is your dog?
Will someone come get me when there is a new fail posted? I seem to fall asleep quite often in the room I am in.
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Don’t I just sound lazy? lol
A new fail (probably) will not be posted until early tomorrow morning.
Would depend what time zone your in, it’s 19:43 now here.
Let’s see…tomorrow is Saturday and nope…I don’t even want to see a computer all weekend long. I will be perfectly content without it.
indecisive win?
Or indecisive fail?
You tell me.
I think the parents of the inflatables found their kids on the internet.
Their parents don’t care enough to educate them in any way, so that probably wouldn’t matter….Or it was time for their meds in which case, they could be back in about 4 hours, or if given slow release, 8.
cleveland
doesn’t anybody want to know about Cleveland. Click the link!!
I know about Cleveland! Cleveland, Ohio is the hometown of Superman’s creators. And the Rock and Roll hall of fame.
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That’s about it.
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(clickies)
NO CLICKIE!!!
That is hilarious and awesome.
It can’t be both. I’m sorry, you will have to pick one.
That’s exactly what I was going to say. You stole it!
Maybe not? :3
Hey everyone, you should go back and check the Inflatable Fail (you can clickie).
Thank you, Failblog, for cleaning that up.
I see what you did there.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Fluffy…I know I said it before, but the world deserves to hear that
YOU ARE MY FREEKIN’ HERO!!!
*smoooooooooooooch!*
Opps, previous post eaten…
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You should go back and check Inflatable Fail.
Thank you, Failblog, for cleaning up that mess.
I did, and god bless the Failblog moderators.
*sets off fireworks in celebration*
I don’t know how they did it. I don’t really care how they did it, it’s great! I love that they left all of OUR comments there! Not that they make much sense now, but I especially love that they left Jules’ poetry up! Now, if we could just convince them to give us another fail or two per day….
Indeed. I checked Inflatable fail a few minutes ago, fearing the worst, thinking their chatroom tyranny was raging on, but lo and behold, their comments had disappeared. I wonder if the next miracle they can perform is to extend the comments limit to 400.
You can thank fluffy for that!! Woohooo!
A horror-filled thrill trip where the only fuel is blood…..or not.
*wonders why there are so many people putting their thoughts in asterisks*
It looks like the person who posted this just whited out the word “Mary”. I think it said “Bloody Mary” (the drink).
Haha..that is one nice pic…perfect timing..
They can’t decide…
Is this in Beavercreek Ohio? I swear that looks just like a cinema we have here.
“With Daniel Day Lewis…Perhaps!”
Oh wow! Haha took me a while to understand that lol very funny picture! Good work.
Good morning? tea time?
*Looks around for Sofaking*
*whispers* I believe this is a win.
Insecurity win?
Hilariously morbid juxtaposition of movie titles.
It’s two movies, “There Will Be Blood” and “Definitely Maybe”.
The former was win, the latter suckz0r’d.
Ha ha ha! I call this a win! Hilarious!
Fail!? This is an epic win!
i wont make a weird unrecognizable comment, as long as not doing so means I don’t get groped by an e-stranger.
:p
Unless there isn’t. In which case, we will beat you about the head until you bleed. So there will definately be blood.
okay whats with all the pointless SHIT that gets posted on here? 99.9% of the comments to this seem completely unrelated to the picture!
I love this. Not a fail at all. They knew this ish was funny
Not an official fail, mainly because of the titles, but a good one at that.
Maybe
It’s 2 bands…
“There Will Be Blood” and “Definitely Maybe”
True story…
Correction: False
This comment page fails….
No one’s not even talking about the picture…
I can’t help but feel they need a new N
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi
This is definately maybe possibly a fail.
We had a tri-plex in the Seattle area that advertised three films (with hilarious results): “Erin Brockovich”, “Screwed” and “My Dog Skip.” This is pretty funny, though!
What are y’all talking about…I consider this an epic win. XD
Suggest title change to “Marquee Certainty[or]Conviction[or]Resoluteness Fail”.
That’s a win
this was funny.
There Better Be Blood!