Submitted by Katelyn Castellanos
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Auzzz on WIN!: Sandwich Hack WIN dasd on School of Fail: I’d Be H… Auzzz on WIN!: Sandwich Hack WIN tongueflap on WIN!: Sandwich Hack WIN Logical Dave on Ugliest Tattoos: TL;DR Z on School of Fail: I’d Be H… Arkhell on School of Fail: I’d Be H… Ath on School of Fail: I’d Be H… Dog on School of Fail: I’d Be H… Logical Dave on Parenting Fails: Don’t T… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
oh well
I love that his ‘friend’ was with him. She sat on the steering wheel?!?
She liked the vibes it produced as they bumped along.
(morning)
My other car is a toilet
Then I’m sure the road cleaners are exhausted where you live.
When in Rome, do as the romance do!
FIRST!
Next…
And CLEARLY, this is a drunk WIN!
A life fail, yes, but strictly on the drunk front, this is full of win.
where is newark at? cuz it says he’s in newark
Bout a half hour east of Columbus, close to the middle of the state. My stomping grounds!!!
You shouldn’t need a license (says suspended license on another site as one of the charges) or sobriety to drive a bar stool. Sure you’ll want to have the second one, but arrested for bar stool DUI? That can’t be a law.
*lol*
It doesn’t say the friend was with him, just that he or she spoke to 911
That’s one way to shift your stool
I’d flush!
(morning)
They’re that big? That’s gotta hurt!
(morning *squeeze*)
I once had one for milking that was quite small.
(How goes your day so far?)
Can you get much milk out of a stool?
(Very quiet. How’s your day?)
Depends what you’re squeezing!
(Don’t know yet, just got up.)
Anything I can mostly
(I’m up. Brains not up yet)
Udderly shameful!
(*squeeze*)
I feel such a teat!
)
(I’m a disgrace
Don’t worry. I’ll keep you abreast of matters!
(Don’t believe you!)
*arrives on lifeguard chair mounted on lawn mower*
HELLO!
*waves*
*stops waving*
*tries to refind balance*
Bad choice… you forgot your speedo…
*hands red speedo*
*touches down on Heathrow by barstool*
(morning squeeze to the Moomin, Jam and czuhc)
A flying barstool?
When we lived in the pub, we saw those a lot!
*squeeze*
Careful BF, stop whiggling when you squeeze! Stretch your arms out!
*pops in*
*squeezes all*
Morning!
You should have seen the terrified looks of the Airport traffic control people.
I thought it was supposed to be ‘why drink and drive when you can take pot and fly’? You’re doing it wrong!
(morning BFF. How you doing?)
You missed out on the fun yesterday, BF. Arthur and I had a fight with a 14 year old!
Morning Arthur.
*squeeze*
*tosses down extra ‘F’s*
*regains balance*
I stopped as soon as I heard his age.
(I’m great
JoeyMoomin. How are you?)Really, czuhc? Can you direct me to this particular fail? I’d love to see how you dismembered this one.
Oooh! A squeeze-nest-fest!
*squeezes all*
Inflatable fail. But I have to warn you. It’s really ugly.
*squeezes all*
*waves to Arthur*
Don’t worry, I’ve seen lots of ugly stuff. You probably don’t know, but there was this sick troll called mr. sausage a while back who taunted me endlessly. He got banned in the end, but boy did he have a potty mouth.
Oh good god…that was horrible, that troll. I’ve never seen anything like it.
It’s not so much what those trolls said, BFF, it’s how.
*wonders why jam squeezes everybody but him*
BFF, check it from the middle of the page down. The last one really wasn’t the worst.
*steps down from chair*
*SQUEEEZES ALL*
*secretly gives a playful pinch or two*
After a while, when everyone started bashing him, I felt sorry for the boy. He wasn’t that stupid or illiterate as you might expect. I mainly objected to the pimping and the threats.
Are you covered in a rash, Arthur?
*scratches*
No.
*scratches more*
I just don’t wash myself. It rains every now and then, that’s gotta do it.
Which Inflatable Fail? The wolverine, or dart board one?
*squeeezes Arthur*
*is sorry and didn’t realise*
wolverine
*squeeze*
arthur yooh suck
*lets go*
*runs away crying*
Now that is what I call a clever responce
He had a bit much of that grass.
mmmmm grass
mmmm glass
mmmmm ass
mmm kinky
sure you’re not a chick?
I know you’re hot for good ole technicolor but no.
I don’t believe you.
Champignon batique?
It’s a fungus expression!
I don’t think there’s mush room in this thread for that sort of behaviour.
i WANNA party with that guy and his tool
Okay, I’m in…just as long as he’s taken the blades off that thing!
The risk of amputation is the main attraction.
The risk of amputating the main attraction was the thought process!
This gist of rumpulating the saine contraction was the core progress?
The discombobulating of the vein distraction was the sure protest!!
Miscalculations on the distribution of the rain won the pure fortress!!!
Missed palpatations of the rain abstraction shun the fur hope chest!!
Fist permutations in the lane have traction on the cur’s grove nest!!
(I woke up late, so I felt entitled to two.)
Maybe he’ll let you push in his stool
go go faster faster
go go power rangers.
*strikes a pose*
*vogues*
*has overwelming desire to push in someone’s stool*
*Holds down GCF*
*slaps GCF*
Control yourself man.
It’s not enough technicolor!!!! I’m GOING IN!!!
*rogers GCF*
Not again. I still have scars.
*pants*
*puts on pants*
Thank you DRB, thats really cleared my….er…sinuses
*slaps back*
No worries, man. You really lost it there for a bit.
*slips in baconlube and falls to the floor*
Such intense sensations, you know how it is
*takes the Michael*
Where are we going?
Don’t know but it’s always together!
*squeeze*
That’s the important part.
*squeeze*
you’re fabulous.
*gets into the groove*
*busts a move*
*cares for move while it regains health*
*sets it free!*
isnt that a WIN, a driving bar stool? ^^
Yes, I’d say. But I’d say anything.
Yeah, but it drove him to drink.
Oooh…good thing I’ve brought the pregnancy test kit!
We’re going to have baby stools?
(morning)
I’ma hoping they come out cushion first, for the mothers sake!
(morning! no umm…kiemoo today!)
They’ll come in handy for wetting the baby’s head anyway
(No, am wanting an update!)
HAHAHA! See, where I come from ‘date’ is a euphemism for butt.
(Hence, I love your comment in brackets!)
An Australian guy I used to play backgammon with always used the term “get your rocks off” and wondered why I kept laughing when he said it.
Sounds like a chip off the old block.
Oh my! Got his rocks off playing backgammon! Sure you didn’t mean ‘backgambit’!?!
I’m sure. We played many a game, and he showed me a lot.
Did he get your pieces on the bar?
No, he would be behind, and I would jump at the chance to get ahead.
So the winner got off first?
The winner is the one with his pieces still intact!
The winner is the one with his pieces still intact!
Yay… Double or quits?
Hey, SNAP! *Whack!*
How the hell did that come about?
Umm…monkey in a bar?!
eating porridge?
He put the date next to his freckle…
I don’t know what that means, but I feel turned on.
Make sure it’s not blue! You don’t want anymore crossbreed pineapples.
Oh that’s a ‘not for eating’blue one on purpose! When it’s a yellow pineapple you’ll know to keep your distance!
Don’t eat the yellow pineapples either? I knew about the snow but… ok then!
Oh jam! Again? Or is that pineapple juice on that snow…
*tastes*
…
You didn’t wanna…. Nevermind!
*whistles innocently*
BOO!!! Stopping half way is great for the ‘floor, you know!
Oh well…when in Rome…
*looks at sky, whistles innocently*
*squeezes*
*releases*
*squeezes*
*feces*
Oh, I’m so sorry
*burst of laughter*
*sprays on garter*
Doesn’t Moople need a playmate?
*squeeze*
Pimin?
I can babysit!
(morning)
Oh my word!! Can you imagine the mayhem?
Dirty talking baby Mooples trying to mount inner horsies!
(Morning)
*squeezes jam and Granny*
That would be a trip. The kid would never be the same!
*squeeze back* A few cigarette burns never hurt anyone
You really do that to yourself? I play my guitar when they get rowdy!
I burnt my guitar at them. Think that quieted me more than them though.
Marshmallows?
The marshmallows were already quiet?
Marshhypers?
He did so well until he tried to ride it upstairs to the bedroom.
Silly deconstructionist, excessive drinking will always make you Derrida barstool.
What was he on when he motorized the bar stool?
probably the very same bar stool.
It’s madness!
Wrong.
Its radness
Whose radness?
Your radness, my radness, our radness.
How you been Bond?
No sadness?
Mowing the lawn eh?
Trimming the hedges
Cutting back on the grass?
Read my lips
NO MORE BUSH
Fertilizing the garden bed?
Marking my territory
*scratches leaves around*
Get me a newspaper.
How much do you charge for that?
Where is the fail ? I can’t find it…
IMO. it’s a totally win !!!!!1
I wanna drive with such a vehicle all day !
Nurse! Nurse! He’s out of bed again!
It just needs a few grooves for body parts and a drip tray, then it’s perfect!
*lends jam body part grooves and drip tray*
I’m gonna need these back before the weekend
Why Granny, what big body parts you must have!
all the better to meat you with my dear
HAHA!
*squeeze*
This is a definite win on the part of the guy that actually makes these things. They actually sell. For about $800 each.
all these comments so far and nobody has wondered why the guy didn’t just go out and smack Stephen Hawking on the head and steal himself a brand spankin’ new to him wheelchair!
Cause we all know that he’s not really disabled, but just lazy. Steve can kick some ass too
Are you mixing Hawkins and Seagal again?
(morning)
Nope, don’t let that fake American accent fool you. Steve can burn holes in you with those glasses.
)
(morning
Ooh.. laser eye surgery?
Ha! I KNEW it was all an act! He probably started out life as an Infant Mutant Laser Baby! “Heroes in a diaper; BABY POWER!”
(comeswitheverythingyouseeheresomeassemblyrequiredeachsoldseparately).
They’re beerglasses not laser eyes. If he’s permanently drunk he shouldn’t be in charge of his vehicle.
(how you doing?)
Cos that would just be mean!
And we couldn’t be bothered talking in that silly voice!
It is kinda sexy in a robotic sort of way.
I wonder if it’d fit in the cupboard with the pirate kit?
Yaarrrrr.. probably!
I love how you keep the whole plank in there too! Arrrrrr!
That’s not a plank. It’s Granny’s extra supply of dead wood!
walk me dead wood yer scurvey landlubbers! Just don’t squash me grapes
The plunder’s already been had by DrB’s jolly Roger!
He could no reach the deepest treasure though
He needs some Heineken!
Ooooh! I love heiny!
What? And risk becoming pregnant?
You can’t get pregnant in the heiney!
robots get tehnicolor so bothered
*rubs hardened nipples*
so kinky
extra testicle beep beep
extra testicle I mean terrestrial beep beep
No I mean testicle
You need an upgrage.
1st typo of the day.
but I already have bumhole 4.1.5!
Its the beater version and still has a few bugs, but it does the trick
Is that an open source programme?!
you sourcey devil you, no its trialwear
So is it shareware, or do they have to pay for the license?
Depends how long they want to use it for.
I prefer the sharewear and tear pricing structure
break and pay
The Straight Story revisited.
He visited his brother, became a drunkard and rode back home on the barstool. …I like that ending more!
Wheechiair WIN.
spelling fail.
And I’m the one telling you this.
You shouldn’t doubt Aja. Getting the reference fail.
*bows to Aja*
Aja the supreme is wise,
His comments to me are a total surprise.
(But that goes for nearly everyone elses too…hehe)
*takes two english muffins*
*spreads sandwich spread*
And yet again he proves my point,
As sandwich spread he does anoint.
*shrugs*
I’m surprised at all of these comments. In third world countries they have to make the most of things available to them. They can’t afford to make proper wheelchairs, so they create motorised bar stools and garden chairs with wheels for the disabled folks.
You people are a disgrace! Get a life.
OMG UR COMMENTS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!1
FIRST!!!!11 OMGOMGOMGPENIS!!!!11
(I feel so unclean!)
OMG AND Y THERE ALWAYS HALF 2 B WIN AT THE END OF EACH PIC!?!!!!11?? AND Y EACH PIC HAV TO REPETE IN SLO-MO?!!!????11?? STOP DOING THAT FB!!!11! LOLOLOLZ!!!
(Ew, you’re right, SC; I feel the same way. It LOOKED fun to try, just for fun. I was wrong!)
I had to type it three times to make it like that!
*sprays Sparky down with a hose*
Mwahaha…
Thank you. I needed that! I’m feeling much better now. (Same here, by the way. “Oops, gotta get rid of ‘why’ and replace with ‘y’, etc.)
The only problem with these people is thay they’re allowed to reproduce.
that*
LAST!!!@!!@!@!@TL;DR!!! OMGROFLAPENIS!!!!OMGOMGOMGOMGWTF!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
Wow. That was odd….
Ohio is a third world country?
No comment! I’ve never been but if they make their own wheelchairs, I’d say yes!
………Sometimes
Don’t they pay em well enough in the sweatshops?
If you turn it upside down you can have three buddys ride along. Well, it works for normal bar stools anyway
May affect your sexual orientation, though.
Butt, Mrs. Eld, I thought you would approve!
*stealthily squeezes ankle*
Didn’t say that’s a bad thing.
*squeeze*
I always get the splintery leg….ankle….er….bar stool
Haha. A friend of mine once made a drawing of his sexual fantasy: him sitting on a bike with a nekkid lady pinned on either side of the steering wheel. … He’s a renowned PhD now and has worked for NASA.
wow, trying to picture that. How would that work exactly? Is the steering wheel on the bike?
And they say NASA needs more funding.
When you get laid in plane= Mile high club
Laid in rocketship= ????????
Careful, you might get missiletoe, astronaught’s version of athletes foot.
Careful of the afterburn with that missiletoe!
Before the afterburn, it rockets through you.
The pain reminds me of that footage to see from the back of the rocket when it drops that burning ringpiece
This guy admitted to drinking 15 beers before his crash, and said it could reach speeds of up to 38 mph, but he was “only” going about 20 when he crashed. 20 mph on that thing. Yeah, I think I wanna party with him someday too (I’ll drive, though. A car.)
*staggers back on unsteady feet*
*shakes head to clear vision*
Wow, what a horrendous scene at that inflatable fail! I almost fainted, but then our heroes and heroines came in and I was sooo proud!
*hands out extra special cookies to all*
These cookies change into whatever your favorite is.
.
(Dad is going to the “sitters” today. My vacation officially starts this evening. I leave for N.C. on Tuesday. I can’t wait…) Hee!
Can I have one, even if I didn’t help?
(You deserve it hun! *squeeze*)
Everyone gets two, our heroes and heroines get 3.
Trolls, I have a special batch here for you. Help yoursef.
My “jollies” won’t start until I get to N.C., though! Hee-hee!
This is Newark Ohio for you. I went to college there (OSU-Newark campus), and this kind of thing is commonplace. Half the time it’s the cops doing this stuff…
This happened in my home town (yes that is sad). The fail was the man was in his home, being treated by thge EMTs and then whent he cops showed up he ADMITTED TO BEING DRUNK! FAIL!!! He was so sloshed that he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Besides a motorized bar stool going down the road in Newark is not the most surprizing thing you see. When you witness someone washing their house with a floor mop or sliding down a snow covered hill on a window then you can be surprized.
LMAO!!!!
how is this FAIL? are you in MADD or something? tards
Morning guise.
This is a win! Not a fail. If he hadn’t crashed it…
This isn’t a fail… it’s a WIN!
I live in Newark. This story really doesn’t surprise me, unfortunately.
No kidding. The tripple homicide that happened the same week got almost nothing in the newspaper. A drunk guy on a motorized bar stool gets national news. We should come up with more dumb things to get more national attention.
yeahhh…I work in Newark. Doesn’t surprise me either…though to be fair, I could totally see this happening at Denison too. =P
Oh my god.
creativity win!
this was already posted on here
hey…that vehicle kick some ass
hahahaha nice ride
lol I live in Ohio and this happened on my birthday =p
full story here, just happened 2 wks ago: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29971638/
For some reason it amuses me that a drunk man on a motorized barstool DUI is named “Wygle,” however it would have been even funnier if he was named Wiggum
Say what you will, but I bet that thing is fun as hell to drive.
That was an APRIL FOOL!!!
How is this a fail? Other than the crash, the man’s a genius.
Recycled? I think I remember this from an earlier post.
This just would be in Ohio, wouldn’t it?
i believe it is in Cadada… thats what we drive around here, it morefuel efficient
I think this is WIN
YOu have to be drunk to ride the thing, I kinda want one
THey actually do exist. I saw a guy driving one on the show “Wreckreation Nation”.
Sad thing is…I know the guy who has this…
This is not a fail. This is a definite WIN.
i want wanna those, daddy!
I consider this a win to society.
More like asshat cop fail. You’re going to charge for drunk driving (an automobile) when the guy was driving a homemade power scooter with a top speed of probably 6 MPH? I call BS on the cop that decided to crap all over someone trying to be creative without hurting anyone (but maybe himself – oh well)
Here in Ohio – and I’m being serious here – by law, you can get OVI (our term for DWI) on any vehicle. Even a horse and buggy, or a skateboard…
did no one else catch the 911 fail at the bottom?
this makes me embarrassed to call Newark my home…
oh my days i want 1 lol this is the best thing i have ever seen!!!!!!
haha my birthday is always the Fail day, even 2 popes died on march 4th (though in different years obviously)
=)
but i think i might make my own barstool chair
=P
Seriously, should anything surprise us anymore?
#30
lmfao THIS HAPPENED IN MY TOWN. THIS GUY IS A FREQUENT CUSTOMER OF MY HUSBANDS, WHO IS A CAB DRIVER. GUESS HE DIDN’T HAVE MONEY FOR A TAXI THAT DAY!
OMG!!! I live less than 15 minutes from Newark Ohio lol
this guy lives down the road from my house and is constantly building something with me and my dad hes cool
first