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Wha?!?
Go Wolf!!
What? No bailout-win-comment? You keep surprising me!
It is my destiny.
They don’t make flips like they did back in my day…
yeah, they stop flipping halfway through.
Flip-flops.
He really flip flopped on the issue.
To not entirely fit into my liberal European stereotypes? You’re doing good!
Better bailout than the banking industry. And auto industry.
There, how’d I do?
Naaah, that’s not it.
Obama is a fascist socialist terrorist!!!!
Am I getting warmer yet?
hehehe…
The problem is, you can’t hate Obama without being called a racist. And I hate Obama.
RACIST!!!!!!!!
See!! See!! It never fails!
Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth.
~ Buddha
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
F*** Obama!
~Willdog
“Love me do”
-The Beatles
*sees that this thread is about to implode on itself, skedaddles while she can*
Where’s Bondfan when you need him?
Don’t get mad at the man with the shovel who has to clean up the piles of mule muffins left by those who were there before.
I’m just mad at his plans.
I am sorry, but “F*** Obama!” sounds an awful lot like a personal attack to me.
Personally, I like racist jokes. I think that they’re hilarious. But the sad thing is, there aren’t many good white jokes.
Slooowly getting there.
Yeah, and look what it started.
*sigh*
There there.
*pats*
Not to worry – I loves all of ya!
♪ Come on people now, smile on your brother… ♪
Come together… Right now…
Thanks Arthur, thanks WN, back at ya!
*squeeze*
don’t worry…
be happy!
don’t worry…
be happy!
Same result. It still bit in the end.
.
(and why does FB keep eating my posts?!? Stop it!!)
My whole interweb is screwy…
The interwebs are not what they seem.
Plus, I don’t think they’ve been properly vacuumed for quite a while.
I know mine haven’t. I’m going to try some rubbing alcohol next.
Good idea!
*Caresses vodka*
Eurgh…I think we need to use an industrial-strength wet-dry vac to get them even remotely clean.
*munch munch munch*
*gulp* MMmmmmmm!
*belch*
*earflick*
Stop that right now! What will the neighbors think?!?
*sigh*
The Blogmonster is hungry. Someone forgot to feed him again.
*Feeds the Blogmonster seven trolls*
Bye Sam!
One more, please?
Have a Buba, BM!
Thank you.
Did you want your comments back now?
*removes RushFan’s comma*
Why?
Seemed more appropriate.
EW!
*SMACKS FAILblog*
Don’t smack it too hard. All those eaten comments from the past may suddenly emerge! And then what!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
*starts puking stolen comments*
Hoho, yes, certainly! But only if I can hold it!
Now see what you have done, WN!
It is the ghost of Czuhc past!
Hahahahaha
They get appended to the end of the video fails?
Thank you, thank you (bows humbly).
Actually, you probably think I’m a “conservative” – I’m not. I just really, really, really like freedom, and when my employees (read: government) try to take it away from me I get a bit irate.
I guess that makes me a radical extremist
That makes you a Libertarian!
In some ways. But I’m too Christian for the Libertarians.
I need to officially start the Enigma Party, I think…
I want to be part of the Keg Party…
I’ll run for President if they ever start a Cynics Party. David Spade can be my VP.
I dunno… Dragon might give you a run for your money.
I resemble that Party
The run for your money party?
The Cynics Party.
I’d join!
I’m only outwardly cynical. I have a soft, squishy center, though, that really thinks that we could all just love each other and live in harmony if we really try.
That’s the point. I think all cynics really feel that way, we’re just amazed at the lengths other people will go to to avoid that fate.
Mankind will have to evolve much more. Sadly.
Or devolve back to monkeys. Ever seen a monkey war?
I don’t find Dragon to be cynical. Perhaps, I just know her too well.
There’s no such thing as knowing me too well.
*smooch!!*
Could be… she just reminds me a lot of my English professor who prides herself on being a cynic. She said much the same thing as Dragon just did…
How silly of me! That’s why we’re rarely apart.
*hugs!*
…Why do I always remind people of their English professors??
You English professor gave you smooches?!
^r^
Dragon, you just have impeccable command of language and are well read. Those two traits are seldom seen outside those in literary professions.
Because, Dragon, those people were really lucky and had an astonishing teacher.
Um. I don’t think I’ve ever *smooch*ed RushFan…
Nope! I’d remember that!
Hee…I can’t keep up with the posts on this thread!
But *SQUEEZE* for Arthur and RushFan. You guys are sweet.
(And RushFan…did you know that I actually AM an English professor? This is why I find the comparison so endlessly hilarious.)
Yes, I did know.
And if you lived near here, it would make me wonder…
*grabs camera just in case*
*inserts cynical memory card with soft squishy center*
Don’t worry, Dragon, I won’t reveal your secret identity!
At first I thought you’re a redneck-republican (surprisingly gifted with humo(u)r). Then you came up with your comments about rock music and snakes. That shattered my image. Now I don’t know what to do.
BTW – no insult intended!
hehehe… none taken! Toldja I’m an enigma
And you’re appreciated too, Arthur
*squeeze*
That’s the best thing to do if you panic
*squeeze*
WN does not work at the library! Sheesh.
I think you have to wear glasses to work there, don’t you?
Nope. Just be OCD and paranoid.
Occasionally they’ll hire you if you’re extremely pleasant, but those instances are few and far between.
I only wished they chose a better comment,
Thanks btw
I liked the association with the video. Sit back and enjoy it!
I just figured out this whole powered by subliminal message thing. Now I know why I have been craving wolfgangMatzo and the sudden urge to buy Admiral Appliances. Duh!
Hey! You are now among the elite few who have had the honor of powering a FB video. Live it up!
Go to FAIL Blog’s youtube channel, there actually have been a lot.
Yeah! Power to the Wolfgang!
second!
jk rofllol
Hmm… Blogmonster! I may have found a snack!
Stupid Bob and his stupid clickie.
Why don’t you head over to the “inflatable fail”?? LOTS and LOTS of snackies over there.
No lie. Sweet Jesus, someone help us before the whole site is contaminated!
Why IS that? A glitch in the matrix? A conspiracy?
They seem to be like bacteria that appear on food that’s left out for days and days… we have a good FAIL, we leave it behind, and waaaaaaaay later loltrolls start to build colonies in it…
That’s a pretty good analogy.
I was thinking an uncontrollable chain reaction. But WN’s analogy is funnier.
I’ve already got a full haz-mat suit just in case the trolls actually do take over the site. The way I see it, they’ve already taken YouTube, and there’s a very real possibility that if they take FailBlog, there’ll be nothing to stand in their way of taking over the entire internet.
Now, if only this darn gas mask would fit properly over my regular mask…
*rocks back and forth muttering to self*
They don’t know how to reply. They don’t know how to reply. How can they NOT KNOW HOW TO REPLY!?
It’s even worse. Very rarely someone DID reply. They know how but don’t do it.
Aaaaack!
WHY?
I have to take that back. Been there again – it’s one person who knows how to reply. Only one.
They’re worse than ICHC! At least the people there are commenting about SOMETHING! These guys just seem to be texting each other. About nothing! I take back what I said yesterday, these twerps are 12. Maybe 13. Maybe.
OMG I didn’t see that fail until you mentioned it now.. oh holy crap…
OMG! It looks like the battle of Adrianople!
*Starts preparing for the Dark Ages (Summer)*
Marius!! Are you here to play with me?
Most everyone else is off playing with the troll. Hmph.
I’m staying here with you Dragon.
.
I think we should let the trolls settle on the old fails but, unlike Valens, we should not let them be mistreated lest they decide to revolt into the new fails.
That’s what I thought, too! Let the trolls have the old fails…we don’t go there and don’t read them anymore. Let ‘em start wars amongst themselves waaaaaaaaaaay over there.
I was hoping legions of, “You’re not posting on the fail!” troops would battle with them.
*snork!!*
Hee! The winners can cope with the “This is an old fail” hordes.
HAH! Then they could be flanked by the “I already saw this on another site!” folks.
The “Lame” posters will just clutter the battlefield like they always do.
In the end they will all be overrun by a host of “Wuts the big deal wif grammer anyways”.
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!
*wonders if the above scenario was already applied to a porno, per rule 34*
You’re going back there?!
I’m keeping as far away as possible.
Me too. That troll isn’t worth the attention he’s getting.
There’s something about posting on old fails that I find disturbing.
*hug*
Me too.
Sometimes I just can’t help myself. I. Must. Poke. The. Troll!
I’ll work on it.
Totally unrelated topic…my nice avatar is not showing up now. I’m using the correct email address. How do I clear my cache?
And, I’ll stop poking the troll now. But Avis, don’t go back in there alone…take a buddy!
AB: the avatar is there, but gravatar still shows a cached item for the smaller images. Clearing browser cache doesn’t help in this case. Wait an hour or so – should be better then.
Look at your email address again. Most likely there is a typo.
Annie, I don’t plan on going back there at all!
I can tell you how to clear your cache if you have a mac, but not if you have a pc.
Oh yeah, and if on that mac you use Safari I can help. Otherwise nope.
If you use Firefox go to Tools, then Options, then go to the Network tab. Next in the Offline Storage push the Clear Now button. Refresh the page and you should have it.
Bailout win? Well, at least it was powered by wolfgang.
How ya doin’ velvet?
Eh, ok. Kind of a blah day.
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http://www.weremember.vt.edu/
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This is my alma mater. I had classes in Norris Hall. My roommate took German classes from the professor that was killed.
*obsserves moment of silence in remembrance of friends lost*
Ooooh. I’m sorry, velvet.
*squeezes and hugs*
(if it doesn’t post this time, I quit! for today)
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Thanks, Judy & Dragonwriter! *squeeze*
.
Exactly, WN. That, and the fact that Cho had been hospitalized in a mental institution, and was still allowed to buy a gun! That law has since been changed, albeit too late.
Sigh…
And the saddest thing is it was so preventable – just a couple years prior at a different school in Virginia two students with handguns in their cars stopped the killing at two, without firing a shot. Virginia’s response? They outlawed guns on campus. So two years later there was no one to stop the crazy guy, and the toll was 33…
And Cho had been hospitalized in a mental institution previously. PRIOR to buying a gun. That law has since been changed. Too late, mind you.
Thanks, Judy & Dragonwriter! *squeeze*
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Exactly, WN. That, and the fact that Cho had been hospitalized in a mental institution, and was still allowed to buy a gun! That law has since been changed, albeit too late.
I’m sorry Velvet… *hugs*
Ow! Owowowowowow! OOOOoooooowwwwww!
Whaddaya spoze he was thinking?
“Hey everybody! Watch this!”
The last thing heard before any redneck dies.
No way. It’s waaaaaaaaaaaaay to grammatically correct.
Damn! forgot an ‘o’. Somebody hand me the bukkit.
It’s along those lines.
True. I also like, “Hold mah beer whal I do thish.”
I don’t think he was.
I bet he walked kinda funny for a day or two. And winced every time he sat down or stood up.
.
You feeling better?
Hello, everyone!
Greetings. Can I assume you’re referring to the band, and not the talk-show host?
Umm….
Yes.
Not a Limbaugh fan. At all.
That proves you are intelligent. And we won’t have to kill you.
I appreciate that, Avis!
*is looking around nervously*
*starts backing away*
*breaks into a run*
Hey! Get him! It’s two straight hours of C-SPAN for willdog!
Actually…no. Let him go.
Please.
*decides to stay*
Alright… I’l give him a chance.
if he gives me an ‘l’
Dammit…I meant let him GO! As in AWAY.
*facepalm*
I understood. Hence vvv
Are you being racist??
Keep running. I’ll race you if it makes you feel better.
I hereby sentence willdog to 30 days of reading the Village Voice, listening to Ralph Nader speeches, and watching Michael Moore movies. BWAA HAA HAA.
(sorry, that was really uncalled for)
*hides under hat*
With that list, I just might join you, willdog!
*daydreams*
*walks into Arthur’s daydream, sneaks up behind him*
>>> BOO!!! <<<
EEEEK! You scared me! I thought the inflatable trolls found this fail.
*is having trouble with the scream that just came out of Arthur and and his avatar*
They don’t go so well together.
Hehehe! How about AARGH?
Oh, that’s much better!
Noooo!!!! Not C-SPAN!!! My excessively liberal woodshop teacher in high school always made us watch that instead of working in the shop!!
The teacher recognized you belonged in a splinter group.
That’s just plane wrong.
That’s how I saw it.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
Uh…ok.
Measure twice; cut once.
Knit one, purl two.
Hey MRN, there is a fail powered by you on youtube – fire safety fail.
Wow! My Gandi quote! It’s a pretty generic quote, too.
…But why are there FB videos on YouTube that haven’t been on FB?
* Gandhi * Sorry, got too excited there…
Isn’t he the band’s singer – with a hair cut?
Please, WN… I like you. Don’t make me feed you to the Blogmonster too.
Snack?
Uh, that’s a big negatory, there, Blogmonster.
*pictures R. Limbaugh singing “Fly by night away from here…”*
OK that made my grin.
Here, Blogmonster, you can empty the bukkit for a snack.
Not yet. But don’t leave.
BTW…Your avatar is different in the recent comment box than on your comments.
Huzzah Paradoxia!
Nothing like a broken tailbone. They tend to hurt forever.
OUCH!!
Hmmm… the juxtaposition of your comment and question is…. humo(u)rous.
LOL! I’m quite ADD today.
.
But, are you feeling better? Ready for pizza yet?
I’m DIVIDE today – gimme pizza, please!! Beer too, if you’d be so kind…
I’m SUBTRACT today. I’ll take some of that pizza and beer from you.
Can I jump in? I’m a bit of a SQUARE ROOT.
You can have the remainder of what I took from DIVIDE.
And that about sums it up!
*puts away calculator*
Power to the people!
Mmmmmm, pizza! *drools a little*
*shakes head as comes to*
*wipes up the drool*
Ummmm… you asked a question?
Teacher sez – Be more careful. Flip the bird instead.
Are you trying to make a differance?
Maybe a difference…
I meant differance when I wrote it.
In a reference to the school sign fail?
You got it!!!
I got it, too, Starfish. I lol’d!
An inference?
Well, a reference at least.
Good one Avis.
I like to treat each reference with the reverence it deserves.
There is a resonance to that statement…
Almost an effervescence.
Erm….
*performs reviviscence on thread*
*returns from Googling reviviscence*
Why yes you have.
*thread wakes up from quiescence*
And emerges from adolescence?
*marvels at thread’s luminescent iridescense*
It’s downright incandescent!
Have you noticed that AA is quite omnipresent?
Yes! Great, isn’t it? We’re lucky.
Thanks Arthur! I’m not worthy of such beneficence.
You and your magnificence are worth that and much more!
Much more could be said, but I lack the vocabulary to do so.
I love your ebullience!
I love our coexistence.
Whoa!!! That was strange. I made a comment right here about AA being omnipresent. I saw it appear shortly thereafter and now it’s gone!!!
AA Did you have anything to do with that?
Ignore that. It reappeared. Must be a noob thing.
Under our providence, it will last a lifetime.
What are you inferring?
And was it an infernal inference she inferred?
Without deference, my differance reference failed to make a difference
Definitely deferential, if I may be so bold! The very definition, as it were, if you will.
But I won’t. I chose to be defiant.
I will.
She’s not inferring. She’s implying. YOU infer.
I thought teacher says “Study study study, or BONK BONK!”
I really wish you wouldn’t, I flip about as well as that guy.
he fails
Thats why hes in dis blog
That didn’t work. Maybe if he hadn’t spent all his energy getting there.
Ouch.
BUBA IS FRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRSTTTTTTTT
NO, BUBA IS NOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT
Jeff-FA-FA Dun-HAM. Dun-HAM!
DOT COM!
Buba must Suck-CA-CA!
Am I pissing you off fa fa?
buba does not understand.
We are referring to comedian Jeff Dunham’s puppet character “Bubba”, and the pronunciation of Mr. Dunham’s first and last names.
Look ma….No hands!
Nah, he’s got hands – they just don’t work anymore.
No seriously, I lost my hands in a freak urban gymnastics accident.
Nose typing?
um, not exactly. think lower.
So…when he does a *facepalm*….
Impressive!
*is not happy at all to be reminded of mushroom printing*
*SNORK!*
You should see him do pushups!
Woo, that one was below the belt.
Mine were blown off by a bomb. I feel your pain.
*snork!*
I lost my hands in a freak accident too……………..they grew back.
Grrrr!
Those corporate jerks I talked about earlier just blocked my video watching capabilities!!! The nerve of them, wanting me to actually work at work!
It may be for the best. I havent done any work in two months. Not a minute of it. I want to work….but my office is not near anyone and I have full internet capability. Somebody help me please.
Hmm…you need an office assistant.
Hey, I can be his office assistant! Then I can say, “My boss is sofaking”, and they’d say, “Sofaking what?” and I’d say “Yes!” and we’d both laugh so hard we’d be rolling the floor with tears in our eyes! Ah, good times, good times. *sigh*
Nice. Your being nastalgic about events that never occured in real life. Thats stage 1. You will know the internet has taken over your entire life when you start buying people on myspace who havent been on myspace in years.
Judy…You can visit your doctor about getting something to clear up your nastalgic condition there…
It’s not nostalgic – it just hasn’t happened yet.
See what happens because I watched Lost last night?
Whew. I thought you dies on the inflatable fail. Good to see you back!
Argh I’m infected with lolspeak!
*erases ’s’, inserts ‘d’*
AAAUUGGGGGHHH!
Come back to us, Arthur…come baaaaaaaack!
Come away for Inflatable! Come to the light!
“From” not “for” !
I will prove that I’m stronger than lolspeak!
DO YOU HEAR ME, LOLSPEAK?!? I’M NOT AFRAID! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I back now, lolz!! Not affects me at all.
please.. God no.
WN… WN… Why have you forsaken us?
Situation under control, ma’am. Me and some of the good people from FB have effectively secured the Inflatable fail. It is a safe place again.
It’s too late…
*slaps self*
WHEW!! That was close.
*looks around*
TEST: This is a normal, well spoken, and properly punctuated sentence.
*sticks a gold star on WN’s head*
You’ve come a long way, baby!
I better remind him that I’m allergic to premonitioncillin.
DAMN them all!!! No respeck for their employees…
If I were you, I’d storm into someone’s office and demand they unblock, STAT. & don’t take “no” for an answer. Otherwise, they’ll think they can do this all the time.
Well, as HR rep I’m kinda supposed to be enforcing the crap they do…whoops!
In other words, you blocked yourself.
Nah, I’m at a completely different site than corporate IT morons.
Like I said below, use a web proxy.
May or may not work. Depends upon how they blocked the vids…
Yeah, you would have to go to youtube to watch it.
That’s it; you QUIT!! Go ahead, clean out your desk and leave in a huff (or snit; both are good). It’s your only option.
Use a web proxy.
Hey! Wait! It’s back!
What the %^&$ are those morons doing over there?!
On FAIL Blog, feeling sorry for you.
Why are his spidey-senses tingling? Are they in his ass?
Along with pieces of broken coccyx.
xaxaaxa
So this is how the guy in the last post warmed up for his burglary fail.
Off topic: Did you notice that the Inflatable fail is very popular today? Don’t go there! It’s horrible!
*heads for inflatable FAIL…*
Don’t do it. Seriously. I did and regret it.
They should block that thread.
Oh…gawd. I just peeked over there, and I think I lost about 50 IQ points.
My eyes! My eyes!
And people complain about OUR conversations?? Sheesh.
Let’s all go over there. I commented and everyone was like “whus bobbynoname”.
I’m back. It was awful. LOLspeak as far as the eye could see. Every time I tried to tell them to shut up, I umm…ate my comments. Sort of embarrassing, and infuriating at the same time.
I think they all left anyways, right when i joined.
I missed out on the fun.
Either way, I shut them down.
And no offense, but you kind of came off as a…reverse troll?
Don’t worry it. I shall return once again at FAIL Blog’s darkest hour.
Looks like Myspace made a pit stop.
How can you say that and not expect people to go there!!! what is going on over there?
Lolspeak. People talking to eachother without clicking on ‘reply’. Painful.
that has to be a joke!
Oh god. I went, I read. Painful, just like you said, Arthur. Oh WHY didn’t I listen to you?
Oh. My. God. Blogmonster, I hope you’re hungry. We need an emergency containment on Inflatable Fail right away!
On my way.
I advise you stand back.
IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! WE’VE WON, LADS!
Well done! I couldn’t bring myself to post there, but thanks for chasing them off, guys.
All for the greater good, ma’am.
There’s one left!! He fooled us! Mike is a troll!
I have an idea! Dragon, let’s try for a long-distance combination FOOM/GLOWER!
*GLOWERS at the trolls in inflatable fail*
I couldn’t resist. I had to peek in there.
*shudder*
I suspect that it may be a marauding band of trolls. They seem to know each other.
I think they were organizing a prostitution ring. But I cant be certain about anything since my lolspeak is so bad.
Everyone appreciates your lack of understanding lolspeak. In order to understand, one must use.
Thank you!
Didn’t they use lolspeak as code in the war because it was so incredibly difficult to translate?
no. It CAUSED the war.
It was used during the Great War until someone loled, then the brass shelled their own trenches.
Yeah, mine’s at about the same level as my Latin accented Sanskrit.
I am very worried about the next generation in this country. I dont think the world has a chance with how dumb kids are today with their lolspeak and such. But I will be dead so its not my problem.
Ok *takes a deep breath* I understand LOLspeak…..but wait!!! It is because I learned to read a certain way, and it’s very easy for me to read a pronunciation based code…..I know, I know, but just because I can read it doesn’t mean I condone it’s use. (proper use of an apostrophe?) In part, my ability has been honed through World of Warcraft, since time is a factor in many instances, and we use code to communicate needs quickly. But serious players do not use LoLspeak…and the one or two forays I made into ICHC comments were excrutiatingly horrendous.
So, if at some point you need a translation, I can do that.
I’ve noticed that. I even saw you comment over there.
You’ve noticed hat?
There’s more of their comments in the recent comment box than comments from this fail. They don’t stop!!
Do you want me to go over there?
YES!
what is the “recent comments box”
Right side of the screen. Shows last ten comments.
..and he was so lightly skipping and daintily hopping, too!
so much fans of fail blog. 140 comments in less than an hour !
^many
cause fans are countable… right?
Wow, not only do we have to have the stupid “win” added to all videos but they are incredibly lame. Bailout win? Come on.
DOT ORG!!
Thats cloral’s line.
We all fill in for him (her?) when s/he isn’t here.
ZAP!!!!!
… am I that androgynous?
Erm…apparently. I suspect you are a male based on your post about liking booby traps, but…I know plenty of women who would say the same thing.
Cloral is all woman, and she ain’t no donkey boy’s mother.
Okey-doke, then!
We all fill in for her when she isn’t here.
Glad we cleared that up!
So I guess that means I’m either a guy or a lesbian, right?
Unless you’re bisexual.
…or bic(h)loral, which, I think, makes you acidic.
Yes.
Did you know that it is impossible to tell what sex a starfish is unless you see their genitals, and the only time they are out is when they are mating (alone or with another starfish).
THANK YOU. I used to love watching the fail videos, but now I have to deal with the stupid commentary and a WIN at the end of every one. We’re here for people making idiots of themselves, not the commentary in the video.
It could have been worse… at least there was no countdown.
*wonders why Bobby Flay just popped up on the screen and started making a sandwich*
Sandwich?!
*drools*
Haha, I’ve bailed in mid air before, it sucks.
Has anybody seen dianatheinsane in like…forever?
She drops in (very) occasionally, but being engaged seems to be taking its toll on her…
Well I miss her. No, make that love her. No, make that…want a cookie. Thaaaats it.
Sofaking, would you care for one of my cookies?
*offers cookie*
Be careful what you wish for…
Is she on her way to be mentally retarded? LOL
Hmm.
I’m pretty sure she’s not…but if she is, Leila can show her the ropes.
Hey everyone… just catching up here…
I think it might have been a reference to yesterday’s Life Choice Fail?
Probably unfortunate that there was that “insane” = “mentally retarded” kinda connection. Just guessing…
THANK YOU for catching it. Everyone seems to have forgotten that FAIL.
That was mean.
Yes. As are most of her comments. I think of her as a troll in sheep’s clothing.
Kinda like a skydiver in fox’s clothing?
Only much less pleasant to have around.
I was beginning to think I was the only one annoyed.
You are not alone.
Avis believes that you are not alone…
As a bit of trivia, Jillian Andersons brother has the same neurological disease I do. Neurofibromatosis. How’s that for a small world?
It gets smaller every day.
OMG EVERYONE!!! take a chill pill – I was referring to the FAILBLOG (marriage — mental retardation signs) WTF????
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If you don’t get it then I don’t know what to tell you.
Fast approaching 300 comments…
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That’s gonna be one sore butt…
not even funny
he prob broke his hip.
I doubt it, if you’re a free-runner that kind of stuff happens all the time.
I doubt it, if you’re a free-runner this kind of stuff happens all the time.
I doubt it, if you’re a free-runner this kind of stuff happens all the time.
Hi Zurack….this may be off topic but I always wanted to ask. What happens if I push the big red button?
I’ve got a clickie for you!
soo… i think this video is funny as hell, havent seen a comment about it for quite some time now.
I only read to the point where someone was saying they couldent hate obama without being racist and that they hated Obama.
YOU RACIST. HES BLACK AND YOU DONT LIKE HIS POLITICS, therefor you must hate all black people and be in the KKK. Dushe.
Thats why its so funny lmao
outch, nice sound anyway I outched for him
Probably! Broke! Try definitely smashed. I hope he likes 440C surgical steel because he’s going to have a heap inside, where the ball of his leg meets his hip.
it is if you live on earth, mah boi
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I was thinking the same thing.
Never fear for i am here
*superhero music playing*
*sound of crickets*oh i think at least a little funny
Geesh.
I think they’re calling you on the inflatable fail, ip…
Damn, well you win some you lose some…
just wish my ratio was a little better
Might get better if you learned how to reply. Might.
hmmm….so you’re saying there’s a chance???
there is a reason to live!!!!
Feel free to comment as much as you like, as long as you don’t talk like you didn’t pass the first grade.
ah, good to know
Hey Avis, you thought my grammar was bad? Go check out inflatable fail.
I know, I’ve been. There’s not enough red ink in the world to correct that one.
It is INCREDIBLY stupid over there. Damn!
And I must say I was impressed at how a few of you folks went through the trouble to try to explain how it goes here (if I wore a hat, it’d be off to you). Sadly, I don’t think I got that gene.
Failblog is not the same anymore
What makes you say that? The flood of idiots? We do our best to keep them out.
Ouch, talk about parkour fail!
When you are a traceur/free-runner, this kind of stuff happens all the time, so i wouldn’t really call it a fail, simply trial and error.
Error = fail.
Sorry, but frequency of occurrence does not change the definition.
Hmm…I guess so.
…but it might change the amplitude of the scream.
Ooh, good point! Why don’t you pitch that to the naysayers?
Yeah, hopefully they’ll tune in long enough to listen.
It hertz to argue with them. Sometimes I think there’s a vacuum between their ears.
Man…it MEGAhertz! But I oscillate between arguing and ignoring, nonetheless.
We’re not phased by it. On rare occasion we can propagate good vibrations.
*waves hello*
Strange how the scale forms
in tiny patterns
on my antenna
and the Five O’Clock Show, hello hello . . .
*Squeeeeezes coyote*
Good to see you back, fuzzy!
This is by far my favorite troll, I don’t know why…maybe it’s because he/she is making absolutely no point whatsoever.
I think they just have the entire thing cut and pasted. That way they don’t have to go through the trouble of actually typing the same thing every day.
You mean they’re not photoshopped?
*squeeze*
Hi, Avis!
*squeeze*
Hi! I suppose they could be.
I’ll let you in on a secret. The videos and the pics are only a fraction of the entertainment here. The comments are what keeps bringing people back.
Wait…there was a video??
That’s what they tell me.
Well, you know how THEY are, right?
You don’t want to see it. It ended badly.
Can you show me a happier ending?
*cracks a smile*
GASP!!! Does that mean failblog is using US to make money? I feel so dirty…must shower now.
*sets up camera for new money making video*
::waits for room to clear b4 taking shower::
*activates camera and leaves room*
Woo! Is this available on Netflix yet?
Gay small jumps ftw
Only thing missing is the lightning strike.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out why he didn’t yell, “DOT ORG!”
Wrong. Failblog is trying to get ad revenue by signing on advertisers. It is posting “complete bullshit” to get people here to see the ads.
The “even” in your first sentence is unnecessary and should be deleted.
See? Now THAT’S entertainment.
You seem in good spirits.
Yup! Yesterday is over. Only the soreness remains. Add onto that the beautiful day and the fact that the Mariners are in first place and you have a happy me.
Pfffft on me! Too slow on the “reply” button!
Anyway, I’m soooo glad it’s over and that you are a happy camper.
*HUG!*
HEY!! Watch where you spit.
*cough!*
Hey Coyote! It’s good to see you’re in the pink.
Baseball? It’s hockey playoffs!
Don’t go for baseball? How about soccer. The Sounders are 3-1. Life is good.
Don’t get me wrong, I like baseball and soccer but it’s hockey playoffs.
The only sporting event I find more exciting is the March NCAA tournament.
Hi Coyote, flying out to my old stomping ground (Seattle) tomorrow. Maybe we’ll bump into each other. Go Mariners!
Just got back from soccer practice…
That’s true! How’re things going, coyote??
His poor coccyx.
How vulgar you are!!!! LOL
ouch, that’s gonna hurt……
Gravity>any individual
With the exeption of Super-Man.
I on the other hand would give anything to be able to sleep on the ceiling.
Ughhh… :\ anyone else hear that gnarly popping sound when he hit? Broken pelvis, dislocated hip maybe?
just f-ing let someone fail without something else winning. so stupid.
Dude, you REALLY need to pick a different name!
Pfft.
As if I’m worried.
It annoys me. I can’t explain it. This is worse than little miss wannabe.
It doesn’t bother me as much “junior” earlier.
^as
Yah, he bugged me, too. He posted on an earlier thread again today, but Arthur had my back!
Well if something fails then something else must win.
With every action comes an equal and opposite reaction
The failblog video intro is really terrible and it makes me just want to watch failblog mirror sites instead of actually giving you the ad revenue. Nice work.
Thanks!
Why don’t you post there instead of here while you’re at it.
Sound advice that everyone should follow.
Lmao!!! My friends and do this stuff all the time (with the exeption of slamming into the ground). Its called Parkour. You fail at doing a fun activity
i farted right now at it is so rancid
Thats nice lol
Damn there goes the pelvis
OUch, that had to hurt!
RT
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win, win, win, wi—fail.
God damn it! Note to camera people; KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE!. When you see your talent hit the deck don’t run over and help. Keep the camera rolling. I wanna see blood. I wanna see tears. I wanna see bone poking through skin.
500! And now for my victory dance.\/\/\/\/\/\/\$%^%$^$%$^$\/\/\/\/\/\/\
FAKE!!!!!
You’re an idiot.
It’s not fake.
It’s near Queens Gardens in Hull UK.
Loads of kids train and fail parkour there
Arr the good old collage walls good for training parkour, Nice bail sam.
good thing you didn’t brake anything 
Hope I see you trainin soon
I mihgt come next sat, not tommrow the one after 
Peace out.
Ouch… 1 broken pelvis
Nailed it!
is the awseome flippin or is the flippin awseome?
His thoughts of the current time:
“Oh yeah, I’m going to- OH SH-” *Breaks his hip.*
Oh my god thats outside my old college!!Hul baby!x
OMG haha that’s queens gardens near my old college in Hull, UK.
As-if.
God bless the retarded citizens.
Good effort. Epic fail
Well, at least he didn’t die
…gravity win !
)
Obviously broke his arm lol :/
Gravity WIN
what a legend