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	<title>Comments on: Burglar Fail</title>
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		<title>By: tombrowntb</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-628396</link>
		<dc:creator>tombrowntb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, that is correct. I don&#039;t think that it should be. I think it looks wrong also, but it is accepted. So, it&#039;s actually Joshy Fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, that is correct. I don&#8217;t think that it should be. I think it looks wrong also, but it is accepted. So, it&#8217;s actually Joshy Fail.</p>
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		<title>By: Kwazzi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-591684</link>
		<dc:creator>Kwazzi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wouldn&#039;t that then make it a multi-deca fail? Uberfail perhaps?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn&#8217;t that then make it a multi-deca fail? Uberfail perhaps?</p>
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		<title>By: Jadeskye</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-591657</link>
		<dc:creator>Jadeskye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um...triple fail...on everyone who has mentioned the &quot;An hapless&quot; after it has already been mentioned...about 30 or so times before....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230;triple fail&#8230;on everyone who has mentioned the &#8220;An hapless&#8221; after it has already been mentioned&#8230;about 30 or so times before&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: LinderDubz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-590903</link>
		<dc:creator>LinderDubz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I call double fail.   fail 1 hanging burgler. fail 2 who ever wrote the column.  &quot;an Hapless burgler&quot;  um.. where the hell is your proper grammer?! A Hapless burgler</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I call double fail.   fail 1 hanging burgler. fail 2 who ever wrote the column.  &#8220;an Hapless burgler&#8221;  um.. where the hell is your proper grammer?! A Hapless burgler</p>
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		<title>By: Jamila</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-561283</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamila</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crime does not pay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crime does not pay.</p>
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		<title>By: JT</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-489919</link>
		<dc:creator>JT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did anyone notice the double fail?  &quot;An hapless&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone notice the double fail?  &#8220;An hapless&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-459434</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least he wasn&#039;t caught by his pants!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least he wasn&#8217;t caught by his pants!</p>
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		<title>By: Tran</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-449131</link>
		<dc:creator>Tran</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember this being on the news cuz it happened in my hometown. He didn&#039;t get his shoelace stuck. What happened was he crawled in through the little window above the door (one of those windows that opens on a hinge, kinda like a doggie door) and as he was climbing in he got his foot stuck when the window closed back down. He couldn&#039;t reach up and push the window out cuz his foot was holding it stuck. Quite a funny story actually. But the picture&#039;s wrong cuz it wasn&#039;t his shoelace.

Just thought you all might want to know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember this being on the news cuz it happened in my hometown. He didn&#8217;t get his shoelace stuck. What happened was he crawled in through the little window above the door (one of those windows that opens on a hinge, kinda like a doggie door) and as he was climbing in he got his foot stuck when the window closed back down. He couldn&#8217;t reach up and push the window out cuz his foot was holding it stuck. Quite a funny story actually. But the picture&#8217;s wrong cuz it wasn&#8217;t his shoelace.</p>
<p>Just thought you all might want to know.</p>
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		<title>By: Kwazzi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-444373</link>
		<dc:creator>Kwazzi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 23:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually that&#039;s grammatically correct, albeit in the loosest possible sense, stemming from a historical inability to pronounce the letter &#039;h&#039; in &#039;hapless&#039;. According to this now obscure grammatic rule I could have stated &#039;an historical&#039;, but it irritates the crap out of me as well, despite the fact I am aware of it. Double fail nonetheless: Did you catch the worst job?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually that&#8217;s grammatically correct, albeit in the loosest possible sense, stemming from a historical inability to pronounce the letter &#8216;h&#8217; in &#8216;hapless&#8217;. According to this now obscure grammatic rule I could have stated &#8216;an historical&#8217;, but it irritates the crap out of me as well, despite the fact I am aware of it. Double fail nonetheless: Did you catch the worst job?</p>
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		<title>By: The Price is right</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-443925</link>
		<dc:creator>The Price is right</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 13:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah that should definitely be a double fail. One fail for the burglar and one for the website that wrote &quot;AN hapless burglar&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah that should definitely be a double fail. One fail for the burglar and one for the website that wrote &#8220;AN hapless burglar&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Victoria</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-427378</link>
		<dc:creator>Victoria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 15:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How the heck did he manage 2 do that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How the heck did he manage 2 do that?</p>
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		<title>By: Martz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-414876</link>
		<dc:creator>Martz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 17:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why didnt he kick off the shoe, then use his hands to free the shoe from where it was trapped?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why didnt he kick off the shoe, then use his hands to free the shoe from where it was trapped?</p>
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		<title>By: Kwazzi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-413914</link>
		<dc:creator>Kwazzi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 10:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These comments are better than Asterix entendre... loves it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These comments are better than Asterix entendre&#8230; loves it!</p>
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		<title>By: Jade_skye</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-392035</link>
		<dc:creator>Jade_skye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The more appropriate question is &quot;Is there anyone who hasn&#039;t.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The more appropriate question is &#8220;Is there anyone who hasn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny Bravo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-391908</link>
		<dc:creator>Johnny Bravo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did anyone else notice the grammar fail? &quot;An hapless burglar...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone else notice the grammar fail? &#8220;An hapless burglar&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: aflkdjsl;fk</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-391884</link>
		<dc:creator>aflkdjsl;fk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 21:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>perfect review O.o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>perfect review O.o</p>
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		<title>By: Cadichi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-390661</link>
		<dc:creator>Cadichi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha</p>
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		<title>By: uonna4s</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-390293</link>
		<dc:creator>uonna4s</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m glad someone else noticed the &quot;An hapless...&quot;
A fail within a fail... so sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad someone else noticed the &#8220;An hapless&#8230;&#8221;<br />
A fail within a fail&#8230; so sad.</p>
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		<title>By: AyatollahCandySnatcher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-388322</link>
		<dc:creator>AyatollahCandySnatcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn it.  I thought I was going to be the only one to have commented on this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn it.  I thought I was going to be the only one to have commented on this.</p>
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		<title>By: AyatollahCandySnatcher</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-388319</link>
		<dc:creator>AyatollahCandySnatcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lolololol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lolololol.</p>
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		<title>By: Brittni</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-388280</link>
		<dc:creator>Brittni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wait..so for some reason he couldnt reach up and untie his shoe?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wait..so for some reason he couldnt reach up and untie his shoe?</p>
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		<title>By: me</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-384235</link>
		<dc:creator>me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s HOT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s HOT!</p>
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		<title>By: lol</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-384002</link>
		<dc:creator>lol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, quality shoelaces! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, quality shoelaces! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: me</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-382560</link>
		<dc:creator>me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;An Hapless burglar&quot;? Double Fail!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;An Hapless burglar&#8221;? Double Fail!</p>
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		<title>By: Ale</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-380818</link>
		<dc:creator>Ale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right - stupid, so is the report, major fail there too. :P
&quot;An Hapless&quot; should of been A Hapless. AN is for words begining with a vowel.
Again with the &quot;An hour&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right &#8211; stupid, so is the report, major fail there too. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
&#8220;An Hapless&#8221; should of been A Hapless. AN is for words begining with a vowel.<br />
Again with the &#8220;An hour&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: armanrules</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-378823</link>
		<dc:creator>armanrules</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wish my burglar did this when he stole my couch :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wish my burglar did this when he stole my couch <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Cadichi</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-378402</link>
		<dc:creator>Cadichi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t pronounce it right; I keep saying &quot;burger&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t pronounce it right; I keep saying &#8220;burger&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Taurin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-378201</link>
		<dc:creator>Taurin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can&#039;t have happened in the U.S.  The burgler would have sued the home owner and won.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t have happened in the U.S.  The burgler would have sued the home owner and won.</p>
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		<title>By: jadeskye</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377738</link>
		<dc:creator>jadeskye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He crawled in through the window and it shut behind him.</description>
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		<title>By: Someone</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377730</link>
		<dc:creator>Someone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How exactly did his foot get up there in the first place?</description>
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		<title>By: vincent</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377595</link>
		<dc:creator>vincent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Current Affairs fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Current Affairs fail.</p>
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		<title>By: eric</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377562</link>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;An hapless burglar?&quot;

There&#039;s a secondary fail lying beneath the original fail at hand here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;An hapless burglar?&#8221;</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a secondary fail lying beneath the original fail at hand here.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377363</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;An hapless burglar?&quot; Grammer Fail!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;An hapless burglar?&#8221; Grammer Fail!</p>
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		<title>By: G14</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377354</link>
		<dc:creator>G14</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I should&#039;ve read the nested comments. I replied about that down below, and then started reading. Shake your head at me, too. D:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I should&#8217;ve read the nested comments. I replied about that down below, and then started reading. Shake your head at me, too. D:</p>
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		<title>By: G14</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377348</link>
		<dc:creator>G14</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Grammar fail in the Burglar fail!
&quot;An hapless...&quot;  ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grammar fail in the Burglar fail!<br />
&#8220;An hapless&#8230;&#8221;  ?</p>
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		<title>By: Jadeskye</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377262</link>
		<dc:creator>Jadeskye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually saw this on tv.  As someone else said there was a crowd of people taking pictures and laughing at the fool.  The owner of the house came home and saw him, calling the cops.  Apparently he had tried to kick his shoe off, but couldn&#039;t.  And yes, his left leg is outside because he&#039;d managed to get the window next to the one he&#039;s hanging from open.  He tried to tell the cops that he wasn&#039;t a burgler-he saw the real robber and had tried to climb in after him and stop him... lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually saw this on tv.  As someone else said there was a crowd of people taking pictures and laughing at the fool.  The owner of the house came home and saw him, calling the cops.  Apparently he had tried to kick his shoe off, but couldn&#8217;t.  And yes, his left leg is outside because he&#8217;d managed to get the window next to the one he&#8217;s hanging from open.  He tried to tell the cops that he wasn&#8217;t a burgler-he saw the real robber and had tried to climb in after him and stop him&#8230; lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Axel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-377185</link>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re talking like a goddamn traffic cop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re talking like a goddamn traffic cop.</p>
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		<title>By: Net Shark</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-376327</link>
		<dc:creator>Net Shark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a strong nominee for the &quot;Dumbass of the Year&quot; awards in the category &quot;should learn to untied my shoelaces too&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a strong nominee for the &#8220;Dumbass of the Year&#8221; awards in the category &#8220;should learn to untied my shoelaces too&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: themanwiththelongnamethatyoujustreadlolz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-376177</link>
		<dc:creator>themanwiththelongnamethatyoujustreadlolz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-376177</guid>
		<description>This guy obvoiusly had a lot of experience being a burgler and a window display</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy obvoiusly had a lot of experience being a burgler and a window display</p>
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		<title>By: maeb23</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-376099</link>
		<dc:creator>maeb23</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-376099</guid>
		<description>Ya&#039; I know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya&#8217; I know.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeffers</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375659</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeffers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Offiicer, I was&#039;t trying to break in, I just wanted to see if the trainer was my size!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Offiicer, I was&#8217;t trying to break in, I just wanted to see if the trainer was my size!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Adam</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375432</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375432</guid>
		<description>Archaic grammar fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Archaic grammar fail.</p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375173</link>
		<dc:creator>The Moomin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375173</guid>
		<description>You&#039;re nutty :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re nutty <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375172</link>
		<dc:creator>The Moomin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375172</guid>
		<description>F*cking a what?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>F*cking a what?</p>
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		<title>By: The Moomin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375171</link>
		<dc:creator>The Moomin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375171</guid>
		<description>Apparently there has to be some sort of justification for the names. We need to pool our resources to come up with a good argument for our case.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently there has to be some sort of justification for the names. We need to pool our resources to come up with a good argument for our case.</p>
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		<title>By: chinchin</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375168</link>
		<dc:creator>chinchin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375168</guid>
		<description>i farted</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i farted</p>
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		<title>By: TheBonBedo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375161</link>
		<dc:creator>TheBonBedo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375161</guid>
		<description>hey ur right</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey ur right</p>
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		<title>By: Grannycatflap</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375160</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannycatflap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375160</guid>
		<description>Hahahaha! A little of both!
I&#039;m pretty glad you&#039;re a man with a name like hairy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaha! A little of both!<br />
I&#8217;m pretty glad you&#8217;re a man with a name like hairy</p>
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		<title>By: Grannycatflap</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375159</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannycatflap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failblog.org/?p=16517#comment-375159</guid>
		<description>No Moomins?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No Moomins?</p>
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		<title>By: Grannycatflap</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2009/04/16/burglar-fail/#comment-375158</link>
		<dc:creator>Grannycatflap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah but no but yeah but I was nowhere near her at the time but Jamal said that Jane gave him a blowie by the swings I said shu&#039;up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah but no but yeah but I was nowhere near her at the time but Jamal said that Jane gave him a blowie by the swings I said shu&#8217;up!</p>
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