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*looks down to the Moomin*
Positions herself for Mookie sandiwich.
Hold the mayo?
*holds mayo*
*wanders off with it*
Who is this ‘Mayo’ character, and why is he being held hostage?
its your moms nickname
Ur mom joke fail.
I’m afraid we’ll have to try again later. We better synchronize our watches.
(Says something martial about hundred hours and such)
Sorry I disrupted.
I guess its you and Mookie’s tradition?
No, I think she wanted to try something new. Sounded promising though.
But the Moomin was nowhere to be found. Maybe work is more important today! *sigh*
Failblog>Work
Failblog=Chuck Norris
Failblog ≠ Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris = Overused, boring theme
BFF, did you get woken up by Terry Wogan too?
That was a bad start to my day!
At least it wasn’t Tony Blackburn.
Has terry Wogan finally lost it ? Is he roaming the streets of London, shouting incomprehensively through a big horn? Please say yes.
I think he has, after he quit Eurovision and let Andrew Lloyd Webber, of all people, take over.
I don’t know about roaming the streets of London but he was definitely annoying me at the ridiculous hour of 8:15!
hour of 8:15?
*trying to make sense of this new concept of time*
brain = fail
y do u hate me?
He doesn’t hate you. He hates the lolspeak.
It should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
Stop being so conventional.
Think outside the box.
Agreed.
He can’t. Lolspeak won’t nest below this level!
i r doing tis jus 2 b an @$$
ty 4 understanding
Well, it’s working.
Spring, it’s flowing.
Sprig, it’s growing.
(hey there! How you been?)
Sprog, it’s blowing.
(okay. you?)
Slog, it’s towing.
(fine ta. Mountains still good?)
Camel, it’s toeing.
(cold lately. must be warming up for you?)
Karma, it’s knowing.
(Absolutely random weather, can’t plan anything)
Gardener, it’s hoeing.
(*nods* i don’t really have heaps of warm stuff atm)
*sinks his watch*
I hope that was waterproof.
Why are we doing this?
*looks to czuhc for answers*
*looks at pool*
*looks at Moomin*
*blinks*
Well, now we’re sure it isn’t bewatched.
Dammit. Alternative ending:
“Well, now we’re sure your watch is not a witch”
Of course, we can’t be sure until it has stayed under water for more than an hour. Do you know what ti…….Uh oh!
All in all, I think I’ve had cleverer moments.
*dives in and gets watch*
*looks at watch*
According to my watch, it’s been in a minute.
*throws it back in and waits*
*runs*
*dives*
*grabs ankles and gives them the squeezing of a lifetime*
Sorry Czuhc, you lack the pulling power of Arthur’s ankles.
Morning all.
Morning Moomin!
*ankle squeeze*
How’s your day?
It was going alright then the internet crashed. Hmmmm.
Been a fun morning, me and Terry Wogan went up to Beachy Head to shout loudly through loudhailers at 8.15am.
Going to be a busy day though.
How are you today?
That was you?
Why I ought to…
*shakes fist*
*shakes fist*
How do you do?
*offers cup of peacemaking tea*
*tastes*
Yup!
That hit’s the spot. *winks*
*rubs spot better*
naughty tea, hitting people.
Ooh… now I have two spare apostrophes.
It’s a rare catastrophe
For which you are granted this “Alas Trophe”.
Is there a residential area near by? If so, the people there will love you.
It’ll be busy for me too, but it’s ok. The last two days I was working until ten p.m., that won’t happen today.
I think Jam was really grateful for our antics
That’s good news! The weather still bright to keep your spirits up?
Yep, still perfect.
Around 20° Celsius, clear blue sky, slight breeze. My city is a beauty when the sun is shining! And the girls…. Dunno where all those beauties are in the winter.
Cute things hibernate. Be it hedgehogs or girls.
*hibernates*
hehe
*wraps in blanket*
You think I’m a pig?
*sobs*
Hi all! *waves*
*squeeze Moomin jam Arthur czuhc* (hope I didn’t miss anyone)
*squeezes Mookie*
Howdy!
Hello Mookie!
*squeeze*
How are you?
First coffee of the day! Only about 10 cups to go to get to my happy place.
Ooo, can I join you there?
*claps hands expectantly, much as Sam Gamgee in Bakshi’s movie*
*pours* Let’s get wired, czuhc!
*does layback*
Mookie! *pouts*
By happy place, you SURELY mean the bathroom.
That’s exactly what I’m suspecting for years! There has to be some sort of storage facility for them.
Like a half-life container?
(solemn voice)
I will make it my quest to find this mythical place! Come ye lads, say adieu to your beloved ones, adventure awaits us!
Let’s do that next winter. Now the girls aren’t there, so where`s the point in finding it now?
So you can set up your cameras?
They may have migrated! Didja ever think about that. Most birds migrate. ;P
Thunderin’ Typhoons!
Playmobile Auto Shop
its trying to morph into a transformer but didnt have the funds
in Portugal we call it: “belo bate-chapa”
It needs flames on the side.
techinicolor….rofl
O I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was supposed to laugh. HA…nope, doesn’t seem to work.
Did he just barf on you?
I failed at spelling my own name is all.
Have a bukkit!
*passes the bukkit to technicolor*
What’s your flavour?
Sardine
Good choice! That’ll stop you making spelling errors.
you shure ove dat?
You do realise you’re just worsening the contents of the bukkit?
Hee!
It’s true, you know. That’s why Lolcat commenters die when they dunk their heads in the bukkit.
How can you make a spelling error in lolspek?
Spelling something correctly.
You can’t; the entire lolspeak “tongue” is a collection of spelling mistakes, hence the death-by-dunking.
Aja does make a valid point.
Oh. Sorry, didn’t mean to.
Yes! Take it back this instant and don’t do it again.
*wags finger*
The finger truancy officer will hear about this.
I don’t un… whatwhat?
Oh my God! BFF, help!
What’s wrong, Jam? Has the universe imploded without me?
It’s ok. All is right with the world once more.
Ah good. How are you?
Grumpy! Well, I’m a bit better now. The tea is kicking in.
A cuppa always makes things better, no?
Absolutely. I need a few more, then I’m good for the day.
How are you?
I’m actually still a bit depressed. I learnt two days ago that my father had died of cancer in a London hospital.
Oh my.
If you don’t mind me asking, what kind?
That’s horrible, BFF. My deepest condolences. F*cking cancer!
Oh BFF… sorry to hear that!
*jammy squeezes BFF*
Sorry to hear that BFF
*squeeze*
Thanks very much, Technicolor, Arthur and Jam. Right in the middle of my Easter Holidays, and while I was in Japan. I am still kicking myself for not seeing my father more than I did.
*squeezes Jam and the Moomin*
Don’t beat yourself up over it though. I’m positive he wouldn’t want you to worry about that.
Thanks. He did have a series of health problems before though. What really p*sses me off, though, is that he had diabetes, and never smoked. And lung cancer got him. Is there no justice in this world?
Oh father has diabetes, high cholestrol, high blood pressure. I worry at times.
Sometimes it’s those you least expect to be ill that get sick, and then there’s the ones you think can’t possibly live the way they do but make it through to a ripe old age.
My father was close to 70, so I suppose he lived a long and fruitful life.
Anyway, I musn’t dwell on such things for too long. I’m depressing everyone here as it is.
It’s good to talk BFF. We’re here for you.
Only just read it, BFF. My deepest sympathies.
Thanks. I must say this place still is the most friendly comments section I have been to.
BF, I am so sorry to read that. *hugs*
Thanks, Mookie. Sorry to spoil your easter like that.
*hugs back*
Death has a tendency to spoil things. Not you. Keep your head up!
*hugs BFF*
Very sorry to hear that, BFF.
Ah, BFF. So very sorry to hear about your
father. I know this sounds very corny & like
a lame Hallmark card, but it helped me when
I lost my husband.
.
Love Never Dies
.
Deepest Sympathy to you.
You failed slightly but it was funny.
erm ignore this i’m just testing something >.>
damn
clear your cache?
Share your stash?
Fear your trash?
Scratch your rash?
Watch your flash?
*waits hopefully*
Catch the gash?
*sprints lopefully*
what exactly is a moomin? i’ve been here before and wondered that.
Snatch. Your pash?
Huh, that’s what happened to the car I made out of the refrigerator box.
At least its the right color!
Pimp my box?
Your box hath been pimped
Why thank you, master technicolor!
Peace be with you my son
Peace? In that hunk of junk? More like It’ll end up in pieces…
TK421 why aren’t you at your post?
This was not the fail you were looking for..
“Why yes officer of course it’s safe”
“The sellotape? Oh right, no that’s only there for show…”
Looks like a prototype for a volvo
looks like volvo
Looks like every car I used to draw in the 2nd grade, so… EPIC WIN!
They forgot to fix the trunk.
At first glance I thought that was the trunk.
What happens when it rains?
*it’s raining (man. Halleluja)
Papier-mâché?
They can form a new car after every rainy day.
Just add flour.
Its the Adobe 2010 model!!
Robots in disguise. It’s about to transform into… something?
I’d say a lawsuit.
Bart Simpson’s Soap Box Derby Racer.
I won’t take any of the transformations seriously till they can transform into earth friendly cars.
Well, the cardboard is recyclable!
Yeah but bullets penetrate.
I want it bullet proof also.
Work on it Jam.
Umm… ok! *shrugs*
I’ll get right on that.
*pats Jam on head*
I’ll provide cookies and milk.
I hope you’re not patronising Jam.
*stern look*
No. I can’t even spell the word. Don’t beat me up on failblog. Imma weak one.
Down boy! No need to sick’em just yet.
Just Yet?
*sings up for ninjustu classes*
I mean ninjutsu. bleh
cough*thecorrectspellingisninjitsu*cough
Fine, fine.
Here, have a bukkit.
*hands over a bukkit marked “RESERVED FOR TECHNICOLOR” to..guess who?*
Technicolor?
Okay let if be known here forth that technicolor sucketh at spelling.
*squeeze*
Me too! hehe
Same here.
*squeezes Arthur*
Howdy!
*squeezze*
Morning dear! Hoe come we have the pleasure to see you on a wednesday`?
That apostrophe is a little gift for you.
I’m on me jollies! Wooo… then back to work next week
Ah yes, I forgot. Me jollies – hehehe…
Please don’t sing! I couldn’t cope after Terry Wogan.
Oh I’m full of Typos….typoes?
Hey I’m type O psitive.
B+
Negative.
There I go again.
Type O Negative = Music band. Don’t worry.
Mine was a double. I am B+ but that’s what I gave you for effort.
I’m a B+, too, jam!
Yay. We’re rare you know! So I’m told anyway.
You’re a rare bird, jam. I’m sure I”m not the only one who thinks so.
The company I keep brings out the best in me.
Thank you.
*squeeze*
The fools, should have used duct tape.
Yeah but the clear tape might make it a little more inconspicuous…
Scion proto-type?
I can’t believe they bothered to make a “bumper”
bastelstunde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kreatief met Kurk.
haha, ja inderdaad.
Je moet meer fooraan in de mond praten, Aja, anders werkt het niet so goed Indonesisj.
Have I ever told you how much I love Dutch? It sounds so cute to me.
If I remember correctly: Knipoog?
*winks back and thumbs up*
You should try Afrikaans, it’s even cuter (and very poetic in my opinion). Just wait what happens when GCF shows up.
Yeah – where is everyone?
I’m here!
I’m free!
Walk this way.
*limps wrist*
I’m appalled!
You mean *gasp*…the “others”??
No, I meant you. Where the hell have you been?
I’m everywhere, and nowhere. I exist, but not in the traditional sense. I’m a being of pure energy.
(One that got up a little late today.
Ik bun een betjen late met anhöäken in dizzen thread.
Raah, it’s häöken, not höäken. *dunks*
Omg!!! a CARdboard!
LOL!
He must have been board out of his mind to do that to his car.
Hmm, boxy but good.
Its supposed to look like that its his design, I dont see any fail here
How do you know what it’s supposed to look like?
Coz he designed it?
so… design fail…
Det kan man vidst godt sige…
I think some more polishing can solve the problem…
It’s cold out here in the interwebz.
Pimp my ride
Come on, that’s a “saving money” Win, for sure!
It’s a Beretta. It looks better than new.
LOL, thats priceless dude! Too funny!
RT
http://www.anon-tools.at.tc
Mmmmm… cardboard…
*drools*
The transformers movie must be getting really cheap…
the fast and the bi-curious
Maybe that would make it more interesting…
Seems more like a win to me. Next time he hits something, he doesn’t have to worry about damage the other car/the object, and he can just tape on some more Styrofoam™ to fix it! A lot easier than going all the way to the repair shop and paying those hefty bills…
Unless it’s cardboard; perhaps it’s cardboard. I can’t really tell. Cardboard will just get soggy, and soggy cars suck.
xzibit, Pimp my ride!
it looks like he painted plywood and mounted it to the front of the car
Budget Repairs Win!
Pimp my ride?
The fools, should have used duct tape.
MAN, this should be a win. That car is the Jesus of modern day American vehicles.
Now that’s what I call a box car!
Commentary FAIL
‘Transformers Caught in Action!’
is that a box car
i think you did not choose good tools.
there is no way this picture is real.
Look, it’s a transformer half-way through transforming… must’ve gotten too lazy to finish the job.
kinda amazing..
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