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  1. Arthur Eld says:

    *looks down to the Moomin*

  2. The Moomin says:

    Conga line fail?

  3. Mookie says:

    He must have mistaken her for a young boy.

  4. ultio says:

    That guy looks like a total nerd.

  5. Loz says:

    *sigh* men, you are so simple ;)

  6. Kim von Klev says:

    Is that Dakota Fanning? She’s überhot.

  7. Sparky, Attention Whore/Wonder Dog/One-Liner Feeder says:

    Looks like he’s thinking about a different kind of dancing.

  8. Philip_r says:

    lololololololol this is funny shit

  9. jawnson says:

    its not dakota fanning.
    rather, its shawn johnson. the gymnast.

  10. white_rotten_rabbit says:

    Hmm.. he has a healthy libido.

  11. Gorgon Medusa says:

    So… …it’s not a gun in his pocket?

  12. Zomgbratto says:

    Talking about pitching a tent. :)

    • dilettante says:

      Are we? Ok.
      Adjust the position of the stakes, making sure they are positioned as far out as you can pull the tent. A taut tent means you have more room inside. Make sure the stakes are in the ground securely—if high winds come up, you don’t want your tent blowing down.
      .
      Put the rain-fly on, making it as taut as possible.

  13. Aja says:

    His aim is a little too high.

  14. chez says:

    As the British would say, he made a boner.

  15. pluc says:

    A bit too stiff for a good dancer ;)

  16. TheFirst says:

    Erection WIN?

  17. Arthur Eld says:

    Judging by this picture his tits seem to be almost as big as hers.

  18. Kaif says:

    It should be considered rather as an erection win. Impotence would be a fail.

  19. Aja says:

    The presenter’s stick looks much more impressive.

  20. 5eagles says:

    whats the dance, dirty?

  21. Jules says:

    Is that Mario Lopez?

  22. Paul says:

    This is at least the second thing that I saw on The Soup before seeing it on Fail Blog. How is it that a weekly TV show is more current than a BLOG?

    FAIL BLOG FAIL

  23. Sabot says:

    semi? i dont fink so

  24. CAPZ LOKZ IZ KOOL says:

    wow that is a fail?

    Like a hammer and a cantalope?

  25. 5eagles says:

    dance shows seem to be the rage;raging hard on.

  26. That retard says:

    I WILL CUM ON YOU!

  27. Pablos5 says:

    Wonder boner…my wife would like that :)

  28. Bobbynoname says:

    Maybe he saw this? (clickie)

  29. LEILA says:

    How do you get a boner in such a high stress environment?

  30. Pablos5 says:

    Talking about body language: have you noticed the way the presenter holds that microphone ?
    *Thinking about epic threesome action after show*

  31. Lucky says:

    she really made an ass out of her self in that one

  32. Paul says:

    “It’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s not flattering in the crotchular region.” courtesy of Mr Ron Burgundy

  33. willdog says:

    I swear I just saw this picture somewhere else. Maybe LOL News and Politics.

  34. NurseDischord says:

    Self-control fail?

  35. Dave says:

    Just an FYI–That is gymnast Shawn Johnson and DWTS regular Mark Ballas. If you go to the latter’s home page, you can see the routine. The video makes it hard to tell if he had a stiffy through the entire routine, but it doesn’t rule out that possibility.

    Huh huh.

    I said MAKES IT HARD.

    Huh huh.

  36. Ryan says:

    Dude’s boner isn’t half as major a fail as those horrendous jumpsuit-style outfits. I don’t care if those were “period costumes” or not, clothes of that design all should have been burned to extinction by 1985.

  37. Malicite says:

    Looks like someone should have collapsed the horse BEFORE working.

  38. grumpyoldman says:

    She’s only 17, that’s a crime!

  39. RogueThree says:

    The real fail? The guy owns a Vizio.

  40. LEILA says:

    Public Announcement: Guys, not all women like to be rubbed on when you get your morning wood. K?

  41. who is the girl???anyone???

  42. Huggy Bear says:

    orgy-porgy

  43. DumbMindedWoman says:

    Whats gay about this? If your guy, your gay.

    Is he just tad bit too excited about the competition ? …

    or maybe he has cheerleader fetish.

  44. DumbMindedWoman says:

    Pretty hot, not sure if i say more it stays as G-rated.

  45. Me says:

    VICTORY after months of crotch-spotting, finally something failworthy!!

  46. Marc says:

    shwing!

  47. hahahaha… omg the worst moment

  48. Pandemonium says:

    Oh my!

  49. theman says:

    i can c him pushing her all the way over
    and finishing the job

  50. James says:

    LOL, i feel sorry for the guy. Him getting a boner is from one of three things: it was cold in the studio, he needed to take a leak, or the last move they did with each other when shawn pretty much hugged the guys dick with her cuch.

  51. Jon AKA PAKOOO says:

    This guys a little too fresh O_o

  52. adminoflife says:

    i dont get it. nor do i watch much abc. but what do you expect from someone that nerdy?

  53. brutalnate says:

    How old is the Girl he is touching? o_0

  54. RankMyTyping says:

    Whats the fail, have you seen her!? I would say it is a fail if he DIDN’T have one!

  55. Dan says:

    I feel bad for this guy. Boners in public suck.

  56. Handgunjesus says:

    The first straight man to not have a hard-on after getting all sweaty with a 17 year old hard body can crack the first joke.

  57. Kenny Kitsune says:

    Is that talent in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

  58. Poornation says:

    I think he took a left onto woodcock before going to the studio.

  59. ivanka says:

    something came up

  60. Mike says:

    Guess we know what else makes Shawn Johnson’s taco pop.

  61. Ursula says:

    Stubby chubbie!

  62. Tyler says:

    That guy looks just like Matt Rickle from Javelins!

  63. PINGAS says:

    He got a boner from dancing with a girl

  64. max says:

    i bet the girls wondering what that little tap on her ass was……….

  65. chickens says:

    wow…..i feel really bad for shaun johnson

  66. Bull says:

    Can’t say I’m surprised…the only reason anyone watches that stupid show is for the half-naked women.

  67. JC says:

    Short Wang

  68. TwoCents says:

    How is that a fail? Justifiable boner.

  69. Not so fail says:

    Actually, take off the headband and glasses, and dude’s got nothing to be ashamed about!

  70. sirmaxx says:

    the good news is they both went to thier trailers after the show to releive some tension

  71. Limbo says:

    Let him in, beatch!

  72. erin says:

    is he the celeb or the dancer?
    im guessing celeb or else it would of been on accuret affair :S

    • nathan says:

      I looked it up, he’s the professional dancer, he just chose to look like a nerd for the dance. the girl is shawn johnson, us olympic champion (celeb)

  73. The Supreme Overlord says:

    Is it just me, or does the guy on the left look like Daniel Craig?

  74. Michael says:

    Well, I know that issue from my first dancing course a few years back… Anyway: Epic Disgrace.

  75. hotgirl21345 says:

    is he straight? or gay? i cant tell!!!!

  76. Purianite says:

    Anyone got this on video? I can’t find it on YouTube.

  77. me says:

    isnt she 16?

  78. MY EYES!!!!! THEY BURN!!!! says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    …penis.

  79. matt says:

    i would hate to be her during practices

  80. rob Hatch says:

    Who is the chick It looks like Shawn Johnson

  81. Failblog says:

    You are getting too sidetracked. Please keep comments somewhat related to the picture.

  82. Parker says:

    i hate fried ocra too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. jasello says:

    HE WANTS IT BAD!

  84. jio says:

    ouch a bonner

  85. CharlieP says:

    erectial dysfunction?

  86. Heyhey says:

    Wow, SOMEONE’S a little over excited!

  87. ToastOnTheMoon says:

    Oh my god! He broke his leg!

  88. Davy O says:

    Does this member qualify as her new stalker?

  89. pat b says:

    At least he had no STIFF competition

  90. Cynthia says:

    O RLY??

  91. Damien says:

    Lol look at him with that TV smile

  92. NameRequired...Why? says:

    wow, lets hope the judges wernt to HARD on him

    Had to make a joke.. :D

  93. SHAKEZULLAA says:

    they must be going camping cause that dude is pitchin a tent!

  94. Dusk says:

    Anyone see my stick? Oh wait. Nevermind.

  95. heyhey says:

    pedophilia much? she’s like 16

  96. geniousdrew says:

    Fake. Just watched it on Hulu. Totally photoshopped. Why do people add this crap? Ruins the integrity of the site.

  97. Sean says:

    haha i would have a boner too if i was dancing with that hot ass lil shawn johnson…GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!

  98. Fanny Jane says:

    Well Madi thinks this is nasty, but Avery and myself think that this is so funny. Stupid boy.

  99. whit says:

    i would pitch a tent to that ass

  100. xdlolman says:

    lol… xd ?

  101. IPWN says:

    Does he know that she’s a minor?? XD

  102. dave says:

    i didnt know we were going camping

  103. HaywoodJ says:

    Looks like Donnie Iris finally got Leah…

  104. Screw says:

    the girl’s stomach is bigger.

  105. Road hog says:

    I hope they didn’t notice.

  106. the guy says:

    i would be so pissed if i were shawn johnson (or who ever the star is)

  107. Dylan says:

    Look! Here comes the warm cream :O!

  108. eyy says:

    OMG the when I saw this i was like, “OH-OO!….WOW!!!!”

  109. SecondLifeLuver says:

    uh,oh sombody got to exited…lol!

  110. Chris says:

    Honestly… I really can’t blame him. That is gold medalist Shawn Johnson. And she is hot, especially in that.

  111. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    Marc totally pitched a tent on Dancing With the Stars!

  112. wildtiger444 says:

    even though this pic is creepy, i sympathize with the dude: Shawn Johnson is boner-inducingly hot

  113. reevesee says:

    i think the friction from his gay costume made him happy, even thought thats kinda hard to believe, i hope you wood believe me

  114. reevesee says:

    I’d do that on national TV anyay

  115. Fred says:

    I’d get a woody being that close to a chick as good looking as her, idk bout the rest of you

  116. Jonn says:

    The taping of this show began at 6:00 pm and ended at midnight. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

  117. FailWin says:

    notice how he’s holding the girl between the host and himself

  118. GUNWIZ says:

    All you guys are wierd the guy has a boner someone definitely told the girl and they probably got it on after the show in a hotel room.

  119. Francesco says:

    aw i want to show mine on tv


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