you guys have no idea how much adrenaline and testosterone it takes to do lifts like that…I’m a flyer for cheerleading and a gymnast and most of the guys get hard ons while doing these things…just the men in olympic gymnastics have to wear these special jockstraps that hold them down…so not a FAIL just a normal reaction
You are no Mossad. The Mossad do not admit to doing anything. We deny it all. Including our missile silo’s pointing at coordinates 35°41′46.28″N 51°25′22.66″E
Those coordinates seem so familiar… I think I might have left
something there…. Maybe my favorite falafel house…
or is it where my TOMTOM takes me to the barber…
Why would the Mossad be monitoring this? To make sure the fellow’s been circumcised? What if he wasn’t? You gonna send in a covert mission of a crack team of well-trained rabbis to perform a briss on him before he knows what hit’em?
Man, this makes me shudder and gives me the sweats, especially with the raid on Entebbe Airfield in mind….
This is a screen capture from last night’s Dancing with the Stars on ABC. Marc Ballas was dancing with 17-year-old Olympian gymnast Shawn Johnson. Notice the front of his pants after they dance, you be the judge…
Are we? Ok.
Adjust the position of the stakes, making sure they are positioned as far out as you can pull the tent. A taut tent means you have more room inside. Make sure the stakes are in the ground securely—if high winds come up, you don’t want your tent blowing down.
.
Put the rain-fly on, making it as taut as possible.
I do believe he was refer to the old batman cartoons. as in holy flying midgets batman! We sure made a boner when we let joker go.
This simple American would be engaging in wordplay, a style of humor that I know that at least the good folks on the BBC understand.
kapeesh?
While ‘made a boner’ is valid as an archaic expletive meaning ‘to blunder’,
the stereotypical Italian word you’re trying to spell, Robin, should be ‘Capice’.
Normally i don’t care enough to reply on this site. But the usage “made a boner” is correct. Though it doesn’t refer to erection in that case. It is defined as a blunder or mistake. See below references:
I’ll assume you’re from a third-world country that gets hand-me-down keyboards without the ability to allow you to press “shift” and “0″ at the same time.
Grumpy arrogant day.
I got better at not failing, but I miss it sometimes. My best was to appear as “The Spanish Inquisition” a day after I used that in a comment. That was unexpected!
The ones in tights are ballet dancers. They don’t get those when dancing with girls. He’s a ballroom dancer and pretty much always dances with women. About 75% of them wear loose trousers for a reason. For the other 25%, see above about ballet dancers.
Hmm…if i do recall he said “threesome” meaning, old guy, boner guy, and little girl, you said it wouldn’t be epic with boner guy, meaning it would be epic with just little girl and old guy.
Just an FYI–That is gymnast Shawn Johnson and DWTS regular Mark Ballas. If you go to the latter’s home page, you can see the routine. The video makes it hard to tell if he had a stiffy through the entire routine, but it doesn’t rule out that possibility.
Dude’s boner isn’t half as major a fail as those horrendous jumpsuit-style outfits. I don’t care if those were “period costumes” or not, clothes of that design all should have been burned to extinction by 1985.
LOL, i feel sorry for the guy. Him getting a boner is from one of three things: it was cold in the studio, he needed to take a leak, or the last move they did with each other when shawn pretty much hugged the guys dick with her cuch.
*looks down to the Moomin*
Woah, that’s spooky.
Don’t be so hard on yourself!
That WOOD be a pity.
At least he’s not small, I’ll give him that.
dancing is like pirating? you make your partner walk the plank?
And treat Cap’n One Eye with respect.
Not a FAIL at all – being on TV is EXCITING!
Poor guy couldn’t contain himself.
FIRST!
Nice kiwi, Daniel. I see you know some random words and phrases in English.
I’m american, thank you
I’m american, and I teach English in Spain, thank you!
What do you mean by
(Comments wont nest below this level)
I don’t belive you.
*e
Poking with the starz!!
..
Is this leap real?
..
DB
Not unless it was done in a leap year.
heyheyhey baby, how bout a lil after-dance victory dance ^_^
I just posted here to make the reply chain longer
This is a WIN in my book. Just sayin.
As a Shawn Johnson Fan, that is just wrong
its shawn johnson. i would to but not in public
SIDEPIPE!
Dont let your meat loaf.
yeah… right … first
@ HeffeQue:
you’re an idiot
Win! Win! Win!
This “wood” be a win in my eyes
y is it a fail?
Because it’s pointing in a strange direction?
it’s pointing in the correct direction, believe me.
it’s pointing in the correct direction, all right.
Because it’s a girl?
At least its not a guy.
Mine is to the left
To quote Brand Walsh:
“If God made it that way, you’d all be pissing in your faces!”
its a fail cus he is about to dance and he has an obvious boner on tv
thanks to duct tape…
Because he failed to penetrate..
dude. its a fail cuz he has a boner.
Because she’s 17 and he’s definitely not? Still arguable, but the term jailbait comes to mind.
actually shes 18
She is 17 .January 19, 1992. wiki
…where is the arrow pointing?
xD
Xx
who’s tiny penis have you been sitting on?
Mine’s bigger
Aye, I couldn’t wear those shorts, either…
you guys have no idea how much adrenaline and testosterone it takes to do lifts like that…I’m a flyer for cheerleading and a gymnast and most of the guys get hard ons while doing these things…just the men in olympic gymnastics have to wear these special jockstraps that hold them down…so not a FAIL just a normal reaction
lifts…like what? COMMENT FAIL!!!!
haha I never get a boner when I work out or play sports… Working hard doesn’t give you a hard on. they’re just horn dogs lol
it says alot about you if you honestly think he isnt small…
r u kidding me? then mine must be huge!
Seriously?
If I knew I would be in those shorts and with her I would have taped it to my damn leg and wore tightie-whities.
what do you mean at least he’s not small? he’s packin all of 2 inches
Uh.. He IS a little small. Thats not a very big bone yo.
Man if your a dude thats a pretty big dick and usually guys say other guys dicks are small because nobody has seen yours and its probably a 1/2″ long
c-c-c-combo breaker
are you kidding?! he’s tiny!
Yeah, really. you need to be more upbeat.
funny
Arrrrgh. Bend over and prepare for yer Jolly Roger!
haha, pun intended.
schwinnnnnggggg!!!
Hey, she is really hot. This should be a win. Especially since it is on television.
Wow!! This guy really LIKES dancing!!
cool?
i really wish people wouldn’t photshop things and submit them to failblog. it’s not funny.
Conga line fail?
Hahaha! I knew it!
You must be psychic, Arthur!
See! I knew I was predictable!
I did not expect this comment.
They’re doing it wrong, eh Moomin?
I don’t think the world is ready for our conga line Mookie
Nor you-know-who. I’ll break it to him slowly.
Break him slowly, with plenty of baconlube.
Hold him down, wouldja? He’s squirming.
I would too, looking at the size of that potato.
I probably should have started with something smaller, like your fist.
How about Alex’s Meat? It’s streamlined for easy insertion.
I think he’s bleeding. Or is that Grandma’s jam?
Alex’s meat obviously crushed some leftover midgetheads. That’s normal.
I can’t go any further without a scope. How far in did you hide that ring?
I poked it into place with an E.T. Finger, could be anywhere.
I made need to use the Wonder Boner to get it out.
I’m tying the drapes together to form a longer rope to wrap round the spelunking midgets.
Anchor it with some babyheads.
Reading that was disturbing. You guys rock.
Dancing with the Meat WIN!
Comment conversation WIN!
Seriously, how can I get a good shot with this camera if he’s shaking like that?
He must have mistaken her for a young boy.
He’s a Catholic priest?!
That’s some extreme unction.
Troll
I think you’ve got the wrong person.
He misspelled “droll.”
Ah good.
He misspelled “scroll”.
He’s spellcasting, flee!
He misspelled “xroll”, which isn’t really a misspelling since there is no such word.
wow is anon trolling Failblog tonight?
That guy looks like a total nerd.
That kite looks like a floating bird.
That might be a moaning perv.
That light looks like a toasting turd.
That height looks like a boating turd.
An elephant’s missing from the herd?
Buddy Holly decided not to be dead anymore and show his stiffy on national TV. The time is finally ripe for it.
I thought he crash-landed in the house the Young Ones were living in, though?
Crickets
You’re so square baby I don’t careYou don’t know any dance steps, but I do-a-hoo-hoo.
I say old chap, it’s a bit dangerous to be playing cricket indoors, what what?
You can say anything but lay off o’my blue suedeshoes.
*eats some spiders*
*Shakes, rattles and rolls*
ahh that was a good episode ^.^
wasnt it the second 1?
that song is still stuck in my head
Oh, is he already back from Ganymede?
*sigh* men, you are so simple
Or so you’d like to think.
Simplicity is in the mind of the beholder, although in this case our minds share the same simplicity…
Nah, women are just too complex.
Women need a reason to have sex; men just need a place.
Is that Dakota Fanning? She’s überhot.
Uberl33t1!
If the FBI is monitoring this site, expect to hear from them.
We’re not monitoring this site. We don’t care about it. Really not. Move along.
Nor are we. Just saying.
In Soviet Russia, we sell Dakota dolls to boost morale.
The namesh Bond. Jamesh Bond.
Jamesh? are you amish?
No, he’sh got a shpeech impediment. Jusht like I do.
We’re not even here.
were only monitoring this site because theres some mystirius black agency out to murder arthur and the moomin
This website doesn’t even exist.
M15? A motorway trying to portray itself as us? Code red, code red.
We totally care though. You all probably thought we only dealt with taxes….
Nor do we. Nothing to see here.
The ASIS is though here is our website for further details
Okay, I admit, we’re monitoring this site. But just for laughs.
So I guess you guys are pretty disappointed then?
No. Are you?
Depends on your sense of humour so… no.
Actually, we’re monitoring this site for alleged disruptions in the space/time continuum.
*hides BFF*
*whistles innocently*
Why is it suddenly very dark? Hello? Arthur?
Ssssh. *whispers* I told you all this universe collapsing will get you into trouble.
Great, now I’m surrounded by nothingness and I can’t see a thing. Help?
Dose someone need a dividing by zero to make them feel better?*hands bff a calculator*
Saved by zero?
I will conquer
Space around me!
Maybe I’ll win.
Hey, who else could really go for a really good universe implosion right about now? If only SOMEONE could do it…
*hands the universe implosion button to CSIS*
It’s aaaallll yours.
*whistles nonchalantly*
Looky what I got! Hello, permanent Security Council seat.
Hi! How are you?
He tricked you – it’s expired. Look on the bottom. It says, “For best results, use by March 31, 2009.”
Besides, the last Permanent Security Council seat went to Google.
Was that Thaikovsky’s Ouverture 1812 you were whistling, sir?
Or maybe even Tchaikovsky’s?
Hehehe! Didn’t see that. Marriage between a Thai and someone from Poland?
…with a cold?
I do have to say, Polish people don’t have names ending with sky. You’re mixing blood with a Russian……
Erm… No. Not at all. It was…Beethoven. Honestly!
He was great in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
You are no Mossad. The Mossad do not admit to doing anything. We deny it all. Including our missile silo’s pointing at coordinates 35°41′46.28″N 51°25′22.66″E
Bah.
We don’t need no steenking coordinates.
No worries. You left behind plenty of evidence for me to use to find the coordinates anyway.
Yes, but unlike the other organizations, you only have until the top of the hour.
tehran… that’s funny.
FIRE ONE at the improper apostrophe in “silo’s”
Those coordinates seem so familiar… I think I might have left
something there…. Maybe my favorite falafel house…
or is it where my TOMTOM takes me to the barber…
Why would the Mossad be monitoring this? To make sure the fellow’s been circumcised? What if he wasn’t? You gonna send in a covert mission of a crack team of well-trained rabbis to perform a briss on him before he knows what hit’em?
Man, this makes me shudder and gives me the sweats, especially with the raid on Entebbe Airfield in mind….
Identification FAIL
I always hurts a comedian in the same league as Carlos Mencias to explain the jokes to the audience.
This is a screen capture from last night’s Dancing with the Stars on ABC. Marc Ballas was dancing with 17-year-old Olympian gymnast Shawn Johnson. Notice the front of his pants after they dance, you be the judge…
Well then, that makes this a statutory fail.
You misspelled Mark, and it wasn’t from last night.
d’oh
no, its shawn johnson. who i would say is currently the hottest jailbait right now.
Looks like he’s thinking about a different kind of dancing.
Line dancing?
Or pole dancing maybe. Wonder if the song he danced to was the theme from Shaft.
*Feels underachieved*
Or that one song from pokeahontas?
Nice! Could be. Most likely though, it was a Rod Stewart tune.
They had just danced to a song entitled, “Ready Teddy!”
That’s right, he’s thinking about the Mystery Step.
It’s just a step to the left. . .
I do believe that’s a “jump” to the left…
and then a step to the right.
I do have my failings.
*Sighs and puts hands on hips*
that’s “ri-i-iii-ight”
Does that mean we have to put our hands on our hips?
lololololololol this is funny shit
I don’t see any faeces. Do you?
I think Philip_r accidenty the f(a)eces.
I was wondering what that “lololololol” sound was.
Yeah, he really got the most flexible tongue.
*hands silver name failer medal to czuhc*
HAHAHA-DAMMIT!-HAHAHAHA
Smokin’ it right now
its not dakota fanning.
rather, its shawn johnson. the gymnast.
No, it’s Dakota Fanning.
It’s really, really not.
Identification FAIL again
GOOGLE WIN (if you’re able to use it)
Please just let this poor boy think it’s the uberhot 12 year old (no i can’t use google) Dakota Fanning.
Hmm.. he has a healthy libido.
So… …it’s not a gun in his pocket?
Well, he looks happy to see her…
depends on your definition of gun…it definitly shoots stuff. Wait…is this the guy who had the wax/gay-porned up laptop?
Talking about pitching a tent.
Are we? Ok.
Adjust the position of the stakes, making sure they are positioned as far out as you can pull the tent. A taut tent means you have more room inside. Make sure the stakes are in the ground securely—if high winds come up, you don’t want your tent blowing down.
.
Put the rain-fly on, making it as taut as possible.
Hmmm. . . touting your tent tauting skills?
mmm… :3
His aim is a little too high.
no…hes just about to pull an epic-porn maneuver and lift her up before doing in-sync backflips for a hundred metres (que YTMND)
Short guys hit the right spot!
He’s overcompensating for aiming too low with the deer last week.
As the British would say, he made a boner.
Though at present he isn’t a wanker.
He is, however, definitely not getting the lass.
LOL
The simple minds of americans (I’ll assume you’re american ’cause you’re ignorant.
———————-
“He has a boner”
not
“He made a boner”
———————-
‘boner’ = ‘hard-on’
Would you say, “he made a hard-on”? Methinks not.
Good day.
I do believe he was refer to the old batman cartoons. as in holy flying midgets batman! We sure made a boner when we let joker go.
This simple American would be engaging in wordplay, a style of humor that I know that at least the good folks on the BBC understand.
kapeesh?
Probably not, as far as the kapeesh goes.
Ignorant foreigners, you know.
While ‘made a boner’ is valid as an archaic expletive meaning ‘to blunder’,
the stereotypical Italian word you’re trying to spell, Robin, should be ‘Capice’.
Normally i don’t care enough to reply on this site. But the usage “made a boner” is correct. Though it doesn’t refer to erection in that case. It is defined as a blunder or mistake. See below references:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/boner
http://www.answers.com/topic/boner
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boner
This particular use is dated. But i think you could say this guy made a boner by having a boner.
I’ll assume you’re from a third-world country that gets hand-me-down keyboards without the ability to allow you to press “shift” and “0″ at the same time.
Grumpy arrogant day.
Apparently, Hasabrain does not has a brain.
What British people say that? Let me know so that I can slap them.
Slap them anyway.
You mean had a boner
(and don’t use the term British, it implies England Scotland and Wales like each other)
lets call them wankers
A bit too stiff for a good dancer
Erection WIN?
depends on wether its for the girl or the host. he sems to be looking more at the latter…
seems rather
Dan Rather
Canned laughter.
Canned Heat
Can o’ peas.
Visualize Whirled Peas.
O
M
G
I can see stars.
Dance with them!
Pitch a tent from them!
Judging by this picture his tits seem to be almost as big as hers.
Not out of the realm, she’s an Olympic gymnast. They’re not known for their racks.
I imagine a large rack would be a hindrance to a gymnast….
But they are known for their flexibility, which is probably why he wants her to straddle his horse.
It should be considered rather as an erection win. Impotence would be a fail.
So… erections are a win, regardless context?
Pretty much.
As long as they last 3 hrs 59 mins or less.
Otherwise you need to talk to your doctor if viagra is right for you.
Definitely. Be proud of your sexuality. Dance out with your pants out.
After a certain age, yes.
The presenter’s stick looks much more impressive.
whats the dance, dirty?
Is that Mario Lopez?
This is at least the second thing that I saw on The Soup before seeing it on Fail Blog. How is it that a weekly TV show is more current than a BLOG?
FAIL BLOG FAIL
because FailBlog entries have to go through the voting page first…and that can take a while…
semi? i dont fink so
^WINNER of today’s most random comment award.
^WINNER of todays name fail award.
^WINNER of today’s “spot-the-name-fail” competition.
I felt so alone for some time with my constant name fails. Glad that you among others decided to join me. It’s fun, isn’t it?
Oh, hi!
WHOOPS!^ MOST EPIC NAME FAIL ^
…>_> Rick astley is a prick.
I know!
I just want to rick roll everyone when they (clickie)
It’s the best game ever! I can’t believe I keep forgetting to change my name back.
I got better at not failing, but I miss it sometimes. My best was to appear as “The Spanish Inquisition” a day after I used that in a comment. That was unexpected!
Mine was appearing as Failblog. I think that scared a heckuva lot of people!
Yay! Fun name!
wow that is a fail?
Like a hammer and a cantalope?
dance shows seem to be the rage;raging hard on.
I WILL CUM ON YOU!
Very mature, retard.
is he a girl?
Yeah, he’s a girl.
But he’s mostly cumming all over her keyboard.
thats why his kaps lok is on
YOU THINK SO?
WELL IT IS MY NAME
WHO GIVES A SHIT??????
?????????????????????????SHIT A GIVES WHO
????TIHS A SEVIG OHW!
It is clear that you’re both full of it, so stop shouting lest some comes out.
*gives shit*
You seem to need it.
On second thought – both of you don’t.
OHW SEVIG A TIHS?????????
Du nervst.
Popcorn time!
*takes front seat and wait for spectacle to begin*
*wonders why czuhc is so angry*
*sits beneath him*
Hi! What are we watching?
*relaxes some more to friendly self and adds an s*
YOUR MAMAS SO…..
But seriously…
I thought you were gearing up for German Arthur mode.
Btw, Happy Händel day!
*begins to shave a cat* where?
Oh, I see. I can, if you want to. And you can join me in Dutch.
It’s Händel day? Didn’t know. Aaaaaa-men.
no shaving cats?
You’re one to talk about maturity, calling him a retard! Oh wait, that’s his actual name.
not really
How do you know its a he to begin with?
The question is, how do you know that he is not a girl but is maybe a guy?
The question is, how do you know that he is not a girl but is maybe a guy?
I don’t I said “its” so the original question still stands…
ahhh but you do, you see it is in the air already
Well lets shoot it down and start it again from scratch.
This has got to be the most grammar error ridden thread today.
So what grammar fail?
Or fail for realising that?
It like saying 1337 or pen15
How about 1337 pen15?
Not in this fail.
Grammar errors won’t nest below this level.
Failblog fails on the apostrophes.
(Failblog wont apostrophe below this level)
Hah! You think this is bad? Go to myspace.
I 2nd that comment.
like a Facebook?
Pretty much.
Wonder boner…my wife would like that
mhhm
Maybe he saw this? (clickie)
How do you get a boner in such a high stress environment?
focus and concentration
was she like rubbing up all over him or something. This is truly strange. I’ve seen male dancer with tights and never ever saw a hint of boner-ness.
The ones in tights are ballet dancers. They don’t get those when dancing with girls. He’s a ballroom dancer and pretty much always dances with women. About 75% of them wear loose trousers for a reason. For the other 25%, see above about ballet dancers.
Since you’re a woman, you have no idea. You can get a boner anywhere for no apparent reason.
I feel bad for you guys.
But I think it’s hella funny at the same time!!!!
It’s one of the main reasons guys wear loose pants.
It’s not funny. But it is a fail how bad this guy is disguising it.
Not to worry, it’ll get better as you age and your blood isn’t 97% testosterone.
What are you accusing me of?
I don’t think he’s bad at disguising it. He’s just not disguising it.
Talking about body language: have you noticed the way the presenter holds that microphone ?
*Thinking about epic threesome action after show*
Doubt it would be epic with boner guy involved…
I doubt it would be epic with old guy and little girl.
That was my point…
Hmm…if i do recall he said “threesome” meaning, old guy, boner guy, and little girl, you said it wouldn’t be epic with boner guy, meaning it would be epic with just little girl and old guy.
Which is weird and slightly disturbing.
Point taken but that’s definitely not what I meant.
You know what is weird and disturbing? That you both are giving this a lot of thought.
*hums journey in my head to get rid of bad thoughts*
Focus on the journey, not the destination.
What if the destination becomes much more entertaining
than the journey?
When does that happen?
ASk Bobbynoname and Random Person.
Dénouement about this than I do.
When you are going on a nonstop trip to California from Ohio with no bathroom breaks…
Dunno but when I find out I’ll tell you
How about a 13 hour flight from Chicago to China?
He found out… he told you
How about a flight to the moon?
I was talking from experiance.
Maybe i’m an astronaut…you never know
There haven’t exactly been many moon flights lately…
Not that you know of….
Well the moon is just a conspiracy anyway…
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, or pants, then nothing is cool.
You might also want to get rid of that clickie.
I am not amused.
Forgot to take that off…
Thanks!
she really made an ass out of her self in that one
I like turtles
Turtle mention win
I hope you’ll be Happy Together.
They will be
“It’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s not flattering in the crotchular region.” courtesy of Mr Ron Burgundy
That’s just what the boner guy wanted everyone to think…
I swear I just saw this picture somewhere else. Maybe LOL News and Politics.
Self-control fail?
More like shrinkage fail…
Just an FYI–That is gymnast Shawn Johnson and DWTS regular Mark Ballas. If you go to the latter’s home page, you can see the routine. The video makes it hard to tell if he had a stiffy through the entire routine, but it doesn’t rule out that possibility.
Huh huh.
I said MAKES IT HARD.
Huh huh.
Hold on… is your avatar a guy about to swallow a penis?
Could you change it please?
Dude’s boner isn’t half as major a fail as those horrendous jumpsuit-style outfits. I don’t care if those were “period costumes” or not, clothes of that design all should have been burned to extinction by 1985.
+1
+1000
Looks like someone should have collapsed the horse BEFORE working.
Horse?
You are being way too generous.
Perhaps he should have said, “Decorated the kitchen dick”?
..and how do you do that exactly?
Do you really want to know? I’m sure I can find a Web link.
I get the feeling I will regret it if I said yes.
Yet, how can you say no?
Like this – NO!
She’s only 17, that’s a crime!
Rubbing up against anyone not down for it is a crime.
If you mean something else, well not in Jersey… just saying… (16+ here)
if it is a crime our laws are SERIOUSLY flawed
It’s a crime to carry a concealed weapon – no matter how poor a job you do of concealing it.
The real fail? The guy owns a Vizio.
Wha?
Public Announcement: Guys, not all women like to be rubbed on when you get your morning wood. K?
Maybe not all women, but I only need one.
…at a time.
*smack*
That’s for trying to be a smarty pants.
Quiet, I’m watching football.
I am sorry to bother you.
Wait, what just happened? Did I win?
F*ck NO! Are you insane????
80
8o
who is the girl???anyone???
She is anyone. Yes. You answered your own question.
Shawn Johnson.
So there’s 2 Johnsons in this picture. Any chance the MC’s name is Johnson too?
3 if you count the microphone
No, its the new AFV guy…… tom bergeron?
orgy-porgy
Whats gay about this? If your guy, your gay.
Is he just tad bit too excited about the competition ? …
or maybe he has cheerleader fetish.
Pretty hot, not sure if i say more it stays as G-rated.
VICTORY after months of crotch-spotting, finally something failworthy!!
shwing!
hahahaha… omg the worst moment
Oh my!
i can c him pushing her all the way over
and finishing the job
LOL, i feel sorry for the guy. Him getting a boner is from one of three things: it was cold in the studio, he needed to take a leak, or the last move they did with each other when shawn pretty much hugged the guys dick with her cuch.
This guys a little too fresh O_o
i dont get it. nor do i watch much abc. but what do you expect from someone that nerdy?
How old is the Girl he is touching? o_0
16 (maybe 17 by now o.O) lmfao….. she’s the champion women gymnast from the Olympics
he must love girls with thighs…..those things are the size of my torso
i love girls with thighs. hers are b.a. mate. nothing bad about them
Whats the fail, have you seen her!? I would say it is a fail if he DIDN’T have one!
UR COMMENT = EPIC WIN!
I feel bad for this guy. Boners in public suck.
The first straight man to not have a hard-on after getting all sweaty with a 17 year old hard body can crack the first joke.
Is that talent in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
I think he took a left onto woodcock before going to the studio.
something came up
Lets hope nothing cums out.
Guess we know what else makes Shawn Johnson’s taco pop.
Stubby chubbie!
That guy looks just like Matt Rickle from Javelins!
He got a boner from dancing with a girl
Hey, that’s Admiral Apparent’s job!
i bet the girls wondering what that little tap on her ass was……….
wow…..i feel really bad for shaun johnson
Can’t say I’m surprised…the only reason anyone watches that stupid show is for the half-naked women.
…this is true
The only reason any men watch the show.
The women, I think they watch it for the dancing.
Me? I just don’t watch it.
Short Wang
How is that a fail? Justifiable boner.
indeed
Actually, take off the headband and glasses, and dude’s got nothing to be ashamed about!
the good news is they both went to thier trailers after the show to releive some tension
Let him in, beatch!
is he the celeb or the dancer?
im guessing celeb or else it would of been on accuret affair :S
I looked it up, he’s the professional dancer, he just chose to look like a nerd for the dance. the girl is shawn johnson, us olympic champion (celeb)
Is it just me, or does the guy on the left look like Daniel Craig?
Well, I know that issue from my first dancing course a few years back… Anyway: Epic Disgrace.
is he straight? or gay? i cant tell!!!!
Anyone got this on video? I can’t find it on YouTube.
isnt she 16?
18
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…penis.
i would hate to be her during practices
I think he ate some of this ice-cream
http://failblog.org/2008/11/08/ice-cream-fail-2/
Who is the chick It looks like Shawn Johnson
You are getting too sidetracked. Please keep comments somewhat related to the picture.
i hate fried ocra too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WANTS IT BAD!
ouch a bonner
erectial dysfunction?
Wow, SOMEONE’S a little over excited!
Oh my god! He broke his leg!
Does this member qualify as her new stalker?
At least he had no STIFF competition
O RLY??
Lol look at him with that TV smile
wow, lets hope the judges wernt to HARD on him
Had to make a joke..
they must be going camping cause that dude is pitchin a tent!
Anyone see my stick? Oh wait. Nevermind.
pedophilia much? she’s like 16
18, actually
Fake. Just watched it on Hulu. Totally photoshopped. Why do people add this crap? Ruins the integrity of the site.
It’s not actually fake. I just looked at it on youtube, and it’s real.
haha i would have a boner too if i was dancing with that hot ass lil shawn johnson…GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!
Well Madi thinks this is nasty, but Avery and myself think that this is so funny. Stupid boy.
Hey
i would pitch a tent to that ass
lol… xd ?
Does he know that she’s a minor?? XD
i didnt know we were going camping
Looks like Donnie Iris finally got Leah…
the girl’s stomach is bigger.
I hope they didn’t notice.
i would be so pissed if i were shawn johnson (or who ever the star is)
how the hell do you not know who shawn johnson is
Look! Here comes the warm cream :O!
OMG the when I saw this i was like, “OH-OO!….WOW!!!!”
uh,oh sombody got to exited…lol!
Honestly… I really can’t blame him. That is gold medalist Shawn Johnson. And she is hot, especially in that.
Marc totally pitched a tent on Dancing With the Stars!
even though this pic is creepy, i sympathize with the dude: Shawn Johnson is boner-inducingly hot
i think the friction from his gay costume made him happy, even thought thats kinda hard to believe, i hope you wood believe me
I’d do that on national TV anyay
I’d get a woody being that close to a chick as good looking as her, idk bout the rest of you
The taping of this show began at 6:00 pm and ended at midnight. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
notice how he’s holding the girl between the host and himself
All you guys are wierd the guy has a boner someone definitely told the girl and they probably got it on after the show in a hotel room.
aw i want to show mine on tv