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2 wongs don’t make a right.
It’s always good to have a spare.
Two schlongs make a night.
Fluffy!
Arthur!
Yes?
Cease this infernal talking or I will call upon my talking penis friend..
Where is he anyway? We are in no way through!
Clickie my name…
Maybe so, but they do harden as they cook.
Do they lengthen as well?
Would you gargle it’s mayonnaise?
But 3… Goddammit,I can’t think of any puns for this… clefts? Yeah, 3… no, that doesn’t work… dammit…
hey, thats in my town, Sequim WA
HEY! Mine Too!
this is scary! I used to live there and now live near Bremerton. we should have a fail party!
Yup. I used to live there too. We always laughed at that road when I was in high school. Go Wolves!
Mine too and now I’m in Bremerton also!
*stalker mode engaged*
I was hoping someone recognized this.
I lived in pa for a few years and passed the sign all the time.
What about Schmuck road. Its not far from there.
Named for my great uncle who had a ranch on the bay that the road runs to.
It’s really not that uncommon of name.
My mom and her brothers and sisters grew up in P.A. and my aunt lives in Sequim. What is really funny is that I saw a picture elsewhere taken by an interesection by the Dynasty Chinese Restaunrant that obstructs the “D” and the “y” so that it reads “Nasty Chinese Restaurant”. I got a good chuckle out of it since I had pointed it out to my mom one of the last times she and I went up there.
I used to live near there as well, in between Sequim and Port Angeles. I saved this lol on my computer to show my sweetie when he gets home, just because of that!
Of course, who as a teen with there friends didn’t comment on that a time or two in that area, lol.
Woah, mine too!
olympic peninsula represent woowoo
I think any wrong can make a right that one can know what one has done is wrong and he could know he should find a another way.
I LIVE THERE!
HAHA, I saw this on here and realized i live pretty close to this billboard awesome lol
I live in PA and didn’t expect to see this sign on the site!
two wrongs do…
Hahaha I live there
I see that sign every day into work
But 3 lefts make a right
FIRST <3 ^-^ OMGOMG..
Shhh, they can hear you!
Maybe so, but we aren’t listening
that’s what she said
THE RESPONDER has responded! /comments
No more stupid girl teenagers that can’t write right, we’ve had enough of you in yahoo answers.
Actually, it’s “No more stupid girl teenagers who can’t write CORRECTLY, we’ve had enough of you in yahoo answers.”
And actually it is Yahoo Answers (.com), but that’s all you could get?
Aw, who cares?
ACTUALLY I think you’ll find it’s YAHOO! Answers ([country code.]answers.yahoo.com)
nvm…
lol this sux for u doesn’t?
What language is this being speaking? It’s trying to say something, yet cannot due to lack of vocabulary and any existing grammar rule…someone lend it a word!
Uric Acid!
Calm and placid!
hvmdw…
look! i can speak her language!
lend a word? sure thing, it’s better than to lend a hand. uhm… natural.
*lends JOANNiE the word “natural”*
if this is the kind of being i think it is, then it could really use this word to do
us a favor. I’m thinking of “natural” as in “natural body parts”.
2nd
Oh well, you are not second, I am not second…but at least I have a life.
Yes, but maybe sdgfg was referring to the fact that he or she has a Second Life.
I have it too, it was a nice game for a while. Then I got bored.
but three lefts make a right!
Three left = 3.
Good ‘ol Sequim…
Wow! Sequim, WA, and both roads are right there on Google Map (as well as the country club)!
Did you hear that, you PHOTOSHOPPED!!!1 trolls out there?
Google Maps is photoshopped.
Adobe is photoshopped.
Failblog is Photoshopped!
Not all the FAILs though!
I’m photoshopped and so is my wife.
My house is photoshopped!
This is not your beautiful house.
Who said my house was BEAUTIFUL?
This is not your photoshopped wife.
I think I was photoschtupped yesterday. I need to check the camera.
The universe and all within are PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!1
Not me, though. Cogito ergo sum and all that.
*divides by 0*
*universe explodes, implodes, bursts into a fiery ball and plays Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture*
Dammit Tordsworld! Look what you made him do!
Ok… If we’re still alive, where are we now?
It can also do magic tricks at kids parties.
*loses sanity* O HAI! DEY BE STELIN MAH BUKKIT!
Get a grip on yourself, man!
*tries to slap some sense into Tordsworld*
Holy crap…
*ducks*
Careful how hard you slap! Holy crap splatters.
lol photoshop is photoshopped.
*photoshops the photoshopped photoshop*
YOUR MOM IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!111!!
I shopped for photos once. Didn’t find much that I liked though, so I won’t be going to that photo shop anymore.
This is not your beautiful wife.
May I ask what your avatar is doing?
It looks like he’s inflating a prophylactic over his head. Since you’re called Sock, I generated that image in my head!
*shrugs*
*looks closely at jam’s generated image*
mmm hmmmm…
Are you trying to read my mind again? It’s slim pickings in there.
The actor?
Blazing Saddles no… there’s not much room for actors.
Yeah, I think jam was watching Dr Strangelove and Blazing Saddles last night.
(Hey, my avatar has been resurrected! I feel so much more like myself again! )
That’s just a distraction. In fact he’s kicking a puppy.
that is not her beautiful puppy.
This makes me sad but it’s a good example of multitasking.
I was going to say it’s a lightbulb. But on further inspection, I’m convinced it’s somebody standing on his head while bending over.
Looks like an alien adjusting his necktie.
It rains there.
WhoaNellie you have won the challenge!
Your prize if you choose to accept, is a one way trip to The Cedars fore golf and dinner!
*bows head in defeat*
I guess this is yours now…
*hands Useless Trivia Master plaque to WN*
I shall cherish it.
Wow. I’m speechless. You win.
Actually, Sequim average annual rainfall is 16 inches per year. Not far away is Forks, WA. Average annual rainfall 120 inches. You have to have webbed toes to live there. If you stand still for more than a few minutes, moss grows on your north side.
We took a picture where these two roads intersect in Sequim; they are my sister’s favorite streets anywhere. Good catch for the person who took and submitted the billboard photo!
Really a triple-theme, as the place seems to have crabs.
Crabs are not wrong
says u
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Everything does. Just think in reverse
Wrong not are crabs? Are you smoking illegal substances.
Actually…
(gnorw ton era sbarC)
That is correct.
Very nonjudgmental and forgiving, I would say.
They are if your talking about the ones from some of the less higenic there.
They forgot the left on broomrape.
This reminds me of a street I’ve seen near my house. Douche road! (clickie)
No, I can’t see that street near my house.
Ok, looks like Tordsworld will have to refer to himself in the third person!
What at a coincidence, I woke up with wood
That’s what ninjas do when they sleep with someone else, they leave a tree in their places.
Tordsworld says you’re a pervert!
HEY!!.. I represent that remark, tell us more, cum on, please
Oh I know, that tree-way is so confusing.
You know, it seems like a good idea to go that way at the time, but finding your way out the next day can be complicated. I guess it’s just easier to stay there!
First Comment
“2 wongs don’t make a right.” By My required name. You’re welcome.
Maybe 2 wanks…
Make 2 wrongs according to pope ratty. And to be wrong according to this same person is to burn in hell. Charbroiled sinner-flesh anyone?
…then go past Johnson Ln, hung a left on Willy Cir., slight right on John-Thomas Ave, pull out on Member St., and you’ve come….er, arrived.
disgusting, you are all perverted, things you see, tsk tsk,
Not to mention, that the sign is “mounted” on a big hard pole.
You’re right, it’s quite shameful. I’m SO embarrassed. *hangs head in shame* (Hey, I said “hang”!)
huh huh, you also said Bare assed
I live in Canberra, Australia and we have a street called that too. It’s probably a fairly common name.
LOL! This makes me laugh.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I used to know a girl from Butte. In fact, she had a couple of ‘em.
Oh…It’s too early for this. Come on brain, wake up!!!!!!!
Move to England. Then you’d be wide awake by now!
(Good morning!)
LOL! Be there shortly if the caffeine won’t kick in.
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Good morning to you as well.
Hiya Leila – how’s thangs?
I am just running a little slow since I am recovering from a 3 day weekend – but no other complaints from me. Life is good.
How about yourself?
The other golf course in the town is located at the intersection of Bedroom-Wang Road and Hardon Street.
Attention: This post was photoshopped. Please move along, nothing to see here…
No, no it wasn’t. my family owns property about a quarter mile down the road from this sign, on a lavender farm. Don’t be a dipshit.
He’s not being a dipshit…he’s making a joke.
Splinters suck don’t they?
Blue footed booby. First on Gary Larson’s list of unfair animal names.
hehe you said ‘blue-footed’
I actually live near there. One of the towns closest to these two streets is called Humptulips. No joke.
Humptulips is not one of the towns “closest” to these two streets. It’s miles away. Do you live near there as in you live in the Seattle area? ‘Cause you don’t know jack
Um, no. I live in Kingston and have a cabin in Sequim. I’m sorry to have posted that, actually. I meant to edit it into something a bit more accurate before posting, but for some reason didn’t. In any case, it’s on the same side of the state! Haha. I’ve been to both on the same day…! Didn’t mean to appear ignorant about where I live. Sorry sorry.
You think that’s a bad name, my philosophy teacher is named Will Robinson. Yes, he is old enough to have grown up in the 60′s. Poor kid, no wonder he is where he is.
As long as I don’t meet the menacing looking crab along the way.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN THIS TOWN!!!!!!!!! Port Angeles, WA!!!!
OMG YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, I recognized this sign right off! I went by it several times this weekend! I live in Forks and come to P.A and Sequim all the time! We have been making fun of the names of those two roads forever!
Oh cool! If I was your friend I’d order pizza every day from a different pizza place, just to give directions!
It’s also ironic that this juncture should occur in such a homophobic/conservative town as this.
You mean “Mugs and Jugs”, right? Ironically appropriate, but still a dumb name change. Classy joint, that.
this is in Sequim, Washington, about an hour from my home *dont stalk me plzkthx* near the Olympic Game Farm and Dungeness Spit. i have the worst time giving my dad directions when we drive up there to go fishing.
Tell me this…Do you carry any kind of anti-rape weapon?
here, let me show it to you. Hands-on demonstration is best.
Dude, I totally live about 20 miles from that sign… My friends and I’ve been thinking about putting that up on the net for a long time recently…
While I was working at a company called Midway they started up a newsletter, called the Insider. First time I saw it, I proclaimed “There I was:” and held up the first edition of the Midway Insider. That never got old.
The great thing about that would be the looks on the faces of people who didn’t get it.
They also spelled ‘for’ in ‘for Golf And Dinner’ with an extra ‘e’ like the ‘fore’ in ‘foreskin’.
Coincidence, a one-track mind or an in-joke?
Fore as in golf, obviously.
god I hate sequim …….
Wow.. I wonder what the people putting up the billboard thought after they were finished. “Honey, bring this kids to look at this sign!” Lmfao
/facepalm
What is your first name…Iwana?
I played the course in March. It is a great course? We have joked about the street names for years!
One of the foster homes I briefly stayed at was as well.
I was gonna say Emeril Lagasse but you beat me to it!
I know I drove by there today. Even better they have the Tour De Dung There.
not to mention jimmy-come-a-lately creek
lol i LIVE RIGHT BY THIS SIGN!!!
theres also harrier way, and jimmy-come-a-lately? creek. lol
This is in Sequim! I saw this before!
My friend lives near those roads and my cousins own a hotel near there.
I’ve eaten at that restaurant before.
Damn.
Hey i drive by that sign everyday
Good old Washington State…Notorious for our street names. In Seabeck, there is a Sesame St, Big Bird Ln, and Cookie Monster Way-all in the same neighborhood. WTF!
Okay,
Now that doesn’t even make sense.
LOL my Grandmother lives really close to this place!
Best answer I’ve read so far. And best part of all is I think your right! LOL
I wonder how many streetsthere are that had been named wrongly.
This is in Port Angeles, Wa
try Sequim.
uhhh…not shooped. i live like, 5 blocks from that billboard.
yes, this is an town called StrangeNamesVille.