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2 wongs don’t make a right.
It’s always good to have a spare.
Two schlongs make a night.
Fluffy!
Arthur!
Yes?
Cease this infernal talking or I will call upon my talking penis friend..
Where is he anyway? We are in no way through!
WTF is a kitchen dick? One that is only useful on the kitchen table?
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you’re perfectly ok with woodcock then.
kitchen-dicks are rare. get it, like meat that is under-cooked?
Clickie my name…
Maybe so, but they do harden as they cook.
Do they lengthen as well?
Would you gargle it’s mayonnaise?
But 3… Goddammit,I can’t think of any puns for this… clefts? Yeah, 3… no, that doesn’t work… dammit…
hey, thats in my town, Sequim WA
HEY! Mine Too!
this is scary! I used to live there and now live near Bremerton. we should have a fail party!
Yup. I used to live there too. We always laughed at that road when I was in high school. Go Wolves!
Mine too and now I’m in Bremerton also!
*stalker mode engaged*
OH MY GOODNESS. Me too. But, they did forget Hooker Rd. if this is going to be a list of fail names in Sequim. I think all three were last names if my gramma isn’t lying to me again.
I was hoping someone recognized this.
I lived in pa for a few years and passed the sign all the time.
hahaha, named after general hooker
my grandparents live in sequim.
someone put duct tape over the “K” in “Kitchen Dick”
so now it says Itchen Dick
What about Schmuck road. Its not far from there.
oh yeah, and hooker road, lol.
When I was a kid, I asked my mom why they named the road kitchen-dick. She said that there used to be two roads, kitchen & dick. They combined it to one road and couldn’t decide which name to keep, so they kept it both, lol. Dunno if that’s the reason, but I guess it makes sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were named after people’s last names…there’s tons of roads with last names for roads around here.
My mom and her brothers and sisters grew up in P.A. and my aunt lives in Sequim. What is really funny is that I saw a picture elsewhere taken by an interesection by the Dynasty Chinese Restaunrant that obstructs the “D” and the “y” so that it reads “Nasty Chinese Restaurant”. I got a good chuckle out of it since I had pointed it out to my mom one of the last times she and I went up there.
I used to live near there as well, in between Sequim and Port Angeles. I saved this lol on my computer to show my sweetie when he gets home, just because of that!
Of course, who as a teen with there friends didn’t comment on that a time or two in that area, lol.
ha, I’ve passed through Sequim. I live further down near Olympia Wa. I have’nt seen that sign yet. But I’ve seen the Kitchen-dick road. lol
I used to live there, and worked for the paper…we were always hoping to hear about an accident at the intersection of Kitchen-Dick and Woodcock, just so we could write an entertaining headline. (of course, being small-town journalists and not vultures, we were hoping the accident would be minor)
I remember at one point we did a story about the vandalism to those signs…
I live in Port Angeles. I remember asking my om why it was named kitchen-dick as a kid, lol. my brother and I would make jokes about it all the time.
Woah, mine too!
i drive on woodcock all the time to get to the river
olympic peninsula represent woowoo
I think any wrong can make a right that one can know what one has done is wrong and he could know he should find a another way.
I LIVE THERE!
HAHA, I saw this on here and realized i live pretty close to this billboard awesome lol
I live in PA and didn’t expect to see this sign on the site!
two wrongs do…
Hahaha I live there
I see that sign every day into work
FIRST <3 ^-^ OMGOMG..
Shhh, they can hear you!
Maybe so, but we aren’t listening
that’s what she said
THE RESPONDER has responded! /comments
No more stupid girl teenagers that can’t write right, we’ve had enough of you in yahoo answers.
Actually, it’s “No more stupid girl teenagers who can’t write CORRECTLY, we’ve had enough of you in yahoo answers.”
And actually it is Yahoo Answers (.com), but that’s all you could get?
Aw, who cares?
ACTUALLY I think you’ll find it’s YAHOO! Answers ([country code.]answers.yahoo.com)
nvm…
lol this sux for u doesn’t?
What language is this being speaking? It’s trying to say something, yet cannot due to lack of vocabulary and any existing grammar rule…someone lend it a word!
Uric Acid!
Calm and placid!
hvmdw…
look! i can speak her language!
lend a word? sure thing, it’s better than to lend a hand. uhm… natural.
*lends JOANNiE the word “natural”*
if this is the kind of being i think it is, then it could really use this word to do
us a favor. I’m thinking of “natural” as in “natural body parts”.
2nd
Oh well, you are not second, I am not second…but at least I have a life.
Yes, but maybe sdgfg was referring to the fact that he or she has a Second Life.
I have it too, it was a nice game for a while. Then I got bored.
Does “Kitchen dick” refer to Gordon Ramsey?
LOL! This makes me laugh.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I was gonna say Emeril Lagasse but you beat me to it!
Best answer I’ve read so far. And best part of all is I think your right! LOL
but three lefts make a right!
Three left = 3.
Ah, Woodcock, I used to know a girl on Woodcock. But that was a long time ago.
I used to know a girl from Butte. In fact, she had a couple of ‘em.
Splinters suck don’t they?
My navigator turned me on to Wood-dick, so we were late to dinner, but came in the end.
Oh I know, that tree-way is so confusing.
You know, it seems like a good idea to go that way at the time, but finding your way out the next day can be complicated. I guess it’s just easier to stay there!
Good ‘ol Sequim…
Wow! Sequim, WA, and both roads are right there on Google Map (as well as the country club)!
Did you hear that, you PHOTOSHOPPED!!!1 trolls out there?
Google Maps is photoshopped.
Adobe is photoshopped.
Failblog is Photoshopped!
Not all the FAILs though!
I’m photoshopped and so is my wife.
My house is photoshopped!
This is not your beautiful house.
Who said my house was BEAUTIFUL?
This is not your photoshopped wife.
I think I was photoschtupped yesterday. I need to check the camera.
The universe and all within are PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!1
Not me, though. Cogito ergo sum and all that.
*divides by 0*
*universe explodes, implodes, bursts into a fiery ball and plays Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture*
Dammit Tordsworld! Look what you made him do!
Ok… If we’re still alive, where are we now?
It can also do magic tricks at kids parties.
*loses sanity* O HAI! DEY BE STELIN MAH BUKKIT!
Get a grip on yourself, man!
*tries to slap some sense into Tordsworld*
Holy crap…
*ducks*
Careful how hard you slap! Holy crap splatters.
lol photoshop is photoshopped.
*photoshops the photoshopped photoshop*
YOUR MOM IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!111!!
I shopped for photos once. Didn’t find much that I liked though, so I won’t be going to that photo shop anymore.
This is not your beautiful wife.
May I ask what your avatar is doing?
It looks like he’s inflating a prophylactic over his head. Since you’re called Sock, I generated that image in my head!
*shrugs*
*looks closely at jam’s generated image*
mmm hmmmm…
Are you trying to read my mind again? It’s slim pickings in there.
The actor?
Blazing Saddles no… there’s not much room for actors.
Yeah, I think jam was watching Dr Strangelove and Blazing Saddles last night.
(Hey, my avatar has been resurrected! I feel so much more like myself again! )
That’s just a distraction. In fact he’s kicking a puppy.
that is not her beautiful puppy.
This makes me sad but it’s a good example of multitasking.
I was going to say it’s a lightbulb. But on further inspection, I’m convinced it’s somebody standing on his head while bending over.
Looks like an alien adjusting his necktie.
Yes, my parents live there. I always wondered about that road. Who the h*ll came up with “Kitchen Dick”?
BTW the local marina there was donated by none other than John Wayne. I challenge you to come up with a more useless piece of Sequim trivia than that!
It rains there.
WhoaNellie you have won the challenge!
Your prize if you choose to accept, is a one way trip to The Cedars fore golf and dinner!
Thank you, thank you.
I attribute my win to the weeks of sleepless preparation, as well as the endless dedication to my woodcock.
FORE!!!
*bows head in defeat*
I guess this is yours now…
*hands Useless Trivia Master plaque to WN*
I shall cherish it.
Wow. I’m speechless. You win.
Actually, Sequim average annual rainfall is 16 inches per year. Not far away is Forks, WA. Average annual rainfall 120 inches. You have to have webbed toes to live there. If you stand still for more than a few minutes, moss grows on your north side.
We took a picture where these two roads intersect in Sequim; they are my sister’s favorite streets anywhere. Good catch for the person who took and submitted the billboard photo!
Really a triple-theme, as the place seems to have crabs.
Crabs are not wrong
says u
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Everything does. Just think in reverse
Wrong not are crabs? Are you smoking illegal substances.
Actually…
(gnorw ton era sbarC)
Hmm.. think in reverse.. so LEFT on Kitchen Dick and LEFT on Woodcock?
That is correct.
Very nonjudgmental and forgiving, I would say.
They are if your talking about the ones from some of the less higenic there.
They forgot the left on broomrape.
This reminds me of a street I’ve seen near my house. Douche road! (clickie)
No, I can’t see that street near my house.
Ok, looks like Tordsworld will have to refer to himself in the third person!
What at a coincidence, I woke up with wood
*withoutcock*ahem. Good to hear.
follow the sign.
“then right on woodcock”
or that, right on Woodcock, right on.
That’s what ninjas do when they sleep with someone else, they leave a tree in their places.
Just last night, my girl friend was making dinner,
she was wearing a short skirt. I came up behind her,
and one thing led to another……viola………Kitchen Dick.
Tordsworld says you’re a pervert!
HEY!!.. I represent that remark, tell us more, cum on, please
Viola? Symphonic Kitchen Dick! Impressive…
First Comment
“2 wongs don’t make a right.” By My required name. You’re welcome.
Maybe 2 wanks…
Make 2 wrongs according to pope ratty. And to be wrong according to this same person is to burn in hell. Charbroiled sinner-flesh anyone?
…then go past Johnson Ln, hung a left on Willy Cir., slight right on John-Thomas Ave, pull out on Member St., and you’ve come….er, arrived.
disgusting, you are all perverted, things you see, tsk tsk,
Not to mention, that the sign is “mounted” on a big hard pole.
You’re right, it’s quite shameful. I’m SO embarrassed. *hangs head in shame* (Hey, I said “hang”!)
huh huh, you also said Bare assed
I live in Canberra, Australia and we have a street called that too. It’s probably a fairly common name.
Woodcock is also a bird, so I suppose the road might be named after the bird rather than the anatomical “member”…
anything is possible…
maybe…
probably not though.
Oh…It’s too early for this. Come on brain, wake up!!!!!!!
Move to England. Then you’d be wide awake by now!
(Good morning!)
LOL! Be there shortly if the caffeine won’t kick in.
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Good morning to you as well.
Hiya Leila – how’s thangs?
I am just running a little slow since I am recovering from a 3 day weekend – but no other complaints from me. Life is good.
How about yourself?
For all of those who think this is photoshopped, I think you’re wrong. These are real roads in Sequim, WA. Check out the map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=kitchen-dick+rd,+sequim&ie=UTF8&z=13&iwloc=addr&om=1
Woodcock is an unfortunate name, yes. I live on a road in NY called Woodcock Mountain Rd. The woodcock is, of course, a bird. Much like the titmouse, a bird with a name that people love to joke about.
Attention: This post was photoshopped. Please move along, nothing to see here…
No, no it wasn’t. my family owns property about a quarter mile down the road from this sign, on a lavender farm. Don’t be a dipshit.
He’s not being a dipshit…he’s making a joke.
and im being a pugnacious bitch, as all females are supposed to, right?
Blue footed booby. First on Gary Larson’s list of unfair animal names.
hehe you said ‘blue-footed’
The other golf course in the town is located at the intersection of Bedroom-Wang Road and Hardon Street.
Who makes a street called “wood cock” anyway?!?! Who is behind this? I demand to speak with them!
Believe it or not, “Hooker Road” is only a few miles away from this place: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=kitchen+dick+road,+sequim,+wa+to+hooker+road,+sequim,+wa&sll=48.093674,-123.211498&sspn=0.041792,0.077248&ie=UTF8&z=13
no, hooker road is about a thousand yards away from the sign.
Woodcock can also be a last name. I should know, it’s my last name.
You think that’s a bad name, my philosophy teacher is named Will Robinson. Yes, he is old enough to have grown up in the 60’s. Poor kid, no wonder he is where he is.
What is your first name…Iwana?
I actually live near there. One of the towns closest to these two streets is called Humptulips. No joke.
Humptulips is not one of the towns “closest” to these two streets. It’s miles away. Do you live near there as in you live in the Seattle area? ‘Cause you don’t know jack
Um, no. I live in Kingston and have a cabin in Sequim. I’m sorry to have posted that, actually. I meant to edit it into something a bit more accurate before posting, but for some reason didn’t. In any case, it’s on the same side of the state! Haha. I’ve been to both on the same day…! Didn’t mean to appear ignorant about where I live. Sorry sorry.
Meeeh… I’ll better go to Big Dick’s Halfway Inn.
While I was working at a company called Midway they started up a newsletter, called the Insider. First time I saw it, I proclaimed “There I was:” and held up the first edition of the Midway Insider. That never got old.
The great thing about that would be the looks on the faces of people who didn’t get it.
As long as I don’t meet the menacing looking crab along the way.
I know exactly where that is! My uncle used to live on kitchen-dick road!
One of the foster homes I briefly stayed at was as well.
Yup, as a Sequimite, I see this every day. Not photoshopped. Hooker road is nearby. The newbies and Californians like to joke about it. Woodcock is the bird (that doesn’t live around here), Kitchendick is two unfortunate last names combined. My friend literally lives on that corner; giving directions is really fun.
Oh cool! If I was your friend I’d order pizza every day from a different pizza place, just to give directions!
It’s also ironic that this juncture should occur in such a homophobic/conservative town as this.
I used to work at the Dominos pizza in Sequim, and it really wasn’t that funny.. except once when a chick at like 4404 woodcock called in one night pranking us, and she asked for my 14″ sausage and other innuendos… when she came in a half-year later I totally recognized her adress and called her out on it.. her face turned bright red.. it was hilairous.. also heyas to any Town Taverners out there.
You mean “Mugs and Jugs”, right? Ironically appropriate, but still a dumb name change. Classy joint, that.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN THIS TOWN!!!!!!!!! Port Angeles, WA!!!!
OMG YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, I recognized this sign right off! I went by it several times this weekend! I live in Forks and come to P.A and Sequim all the time! We have been making fun of the names of those two roads forever!
this is in Sequim, Washington, about an hour from my home *dont stalk me plzkthx* near the Olympic Game Farm and Dungeness Spit. i have the worst time giving my dad directions when we drive up there to go fishing.
Tell me this…Do you carry any kind of anti-rape weapon?
here, let me show it to you. Hands-on demonstration is best.
It’s awesome that the golf course on Woodcock Road (the one that is advertised on the billboard) is famous for it’s crab shaped sand trap on the third hole.
Dude, I totally live about 20 miles from that sign… My friends and I’ve been thinking about putting that up on the net for a long time recently…
They also spelled ‘for’ in ‘for Golf And Dinner’ with an extra ‘e’ like the ‘fore’ in ‘foreskin’.
Coincidence, a one-track mind or an in-joke?
Fore as in golf, obviously.
god I hate sequim …….
Wow.. I wonder what the people putting up the billboard thought after they were finished. “Honey, bring this kids to look at this sign!” Lmfao
/facepalm
Yep, good ol Sequim… Grew up here, graduated from SHS ten years ago and now I live about 2 hrs away, but go back to visit often. They’ve had to replace the intersection sign of Kitchen-Dick and Woodcock several times. Don’t forget the nearby town of Queets! And the Hoh Rainforest.
I played the course in March. It is a great course? We have joked about the street names for years!
Over here in Ottawa, Canada there’s a street in a nearby town called Cockburn
Ha Ha hate to tell you but I LIVE on the First rd…..people are always outside our house taking photos of the road sign near by especially if the “K” has been scratched out (like it frequently is) FYI the road names are from the 1800’s and are 2 family names that fought over who would get the road named after them….and well….they got a hyphen. As for the Woodcock family….well don’t know who named them.
haha I’ve been there, we rented a house in Sequim, WA a couple summers ago and started laughing at our directions (left on Kitchen-dick, right on Woodcock).
Ahaha! Port Angeles! Because the Olympic Peninsula is obsessed with male genetalia…because its a peninsula. That is amazing. Kitchen-Dick Rd, Johnny Comelately Creek…? I think so.
holy shit, i grew up there, thats Sequim Washington…. and also another street to turn on after woodcock is called “harrier way”
I know I drove by there today. Even better they have the Tour De Dung There.
not to mention jimmy-come-a-lately creek
lol i LIVE RIGHT BY THIS SIGN!!!
theres also harrier way, and jimmy-come-a-lately? creek. lol
This is in Sequim! I saw this before!
My friend lives near those roads and my cousins own a hotel near there.
I’ve eaten at that restaurant before.
Damn.
Hey i drive by that sign everyday
funnily enough, there’s a woodcock road in my town. but no kitchen-dick, although there is “ramapoo st”
Good old Washington State…Notorious for our street names. In Seabeck, there is a Sesame St, Big Bird Ln, and Cookie Monster Way-all in the same neighborhood. WTF!
Okay,
Now that doesn’t even make sense.
LOL my Grandmother lives really close to this place!
I wonder how many streetsthere are that had been named wrongly.
This is in Port Angeles, Wa
haha i live by there… there like reddick road… hooker lane… stuff like that and lots of wineries…
heh i live by there… there’s roads like reddick and hooker lane… and lots of wine too
uhhh…not shooped. i live like, 5 blocks from that billboard.